general-catfish-🐱🐟

[visual agate]

guns are boring

[white prawn]

I can see that

[small spoke]

I can't picture my dad being a kid

[untold wraith]

How did this turn into a trauma dump

[stable wren]

Guns are scary as fuck when you don't handle with care

[indigo hare]

Ive just always been good with counting my blessings. With the bad theres always good. Someone always has it worse, yadda yadda yadda, you get the idea

[white prawn]

The only guns I own are water guns that I use in songkran festival

Which aren't guns

[visual agate]

license and registration

[white prawn]

They're just toys

[spark quartz]

yeah thats always the way I've seen it, its helped sometimes but my life has been pretty bleak in general the whole run thus far that its hard to keep that same mental energy

[indigo hare]

Drugs. Lots and lots of drugs

[visual agate]

toys of utter wetness and sogginess

[indigo hare]

Only 25% kidding

[visual agate]

damn

[untold wraith]

75% true

[indigo hare]

You and me both 😎 though maybe 50

[small spoke]

My life has been great so far I'll still become a drug addict and ruin my life though to spite my parents 😎

[white prawn]

yeah here if you go outside during the days of April 13-15 you're going to get wet WITH NORMAL WATER BTW unless you're a police officer or something

[indigo hare]

I don’t wanna get super old

[stable wren]

That's like what i live by, but honestly it's not the best life advice. There is times where while you are in bad spots and you should focus on yourself instead of the world around you. I was in bad spots before, i got put into a mental health facility because i almost did some not so savory things to myself.

Life is miserable, but i learned that if i take even small things to granted, i think it's rather fine.

[visual agate]

that sounds lowk fun

[spark quartz]

I wanna go skydiving without a parachute

[white prawn]

Sometimes it's not April 13-15 it's sometimes April 13 to the next week

[visual agate]

teleport me to you rn

[indigo hare]

What a terrifying way to go

[warm shoal]

Remember, the best person to buy a gun and ammo from, is a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy's cousin who knows a cousin's guy who knows a goldfish who knows a dog who knows a guy

[spark quartz]

With my luck I'll end up paralyzed

[indigo hare]

You have to watch the ground coming the entire time, and it’s not fast

No thanks

Too much time to regret it

[white prawn]

alright teleporting you to:
the land of smiles
the land of no Christmas (my exam is on Christmas day, THE Christmas day, December 25th)
The land of ladyboys

[indigo hare]

You know it’s super common, the first thought people who do that is usually, I regret this

[spark quartz]

There's gotta be a point where you just accept your fate and enjoy the view right? Like its pretty much a guarantee at thay point

[small spoke]

no

No you wouldn't

[untold wraith]

No

[small spoke]

You'd just be terrified and regret it the entire time

[visual agate]

finlaandn !1?

[indigo hare]

In theory. From the stories told by survivors who jumped, they always regretted it the moment they did

[small spoke]

I would give a another fact to prove my point but I don't think it'd be ok to bring it up

[white prawn]

also the land of no snow

[small spoke]

Yea I was gonna bring this up

[visual agate]

faauk !1

[visual agate]

abort !1

[small spoke]

Its terrifying and you don't just relax eventually and enjoy the view

You're terrified and regret everything

one of the worst ways to go

[white prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/major-inconvenience-minor-inconvenience-half-life-gordon-freeman-renocance-cascade-gif-25060362

[indigo hare]

Facts. I hate heights to no end as it is

[small spoke]

I'm scared of heights not like extremely but I'm scared if I'm super high up and I could fall

[visual agate]

theres nothing to like about snow besides it looks cool so i need snow

[drowsy finch]

Would u go to suspension bridge park with me :3

[small spoke]

those fucking window bridges where you can see the ground while mountain level terrify me

[visual agate]

bro ill go dw

[drowsy finch]

I did that before!!

[drowsy finch]

YAY!

Its a fun tjme

I saw an owl there

[small spoke]

How was it

[indigo hare]

You couldn’t pay me enough to go near something high up willingly

[visual agate]

i love owl

[spark quartz]

invite easter but not me smh I thought we were friends rali 💔

[visual agate]

and consuming various fish

[indigo hare]

Like ive never done zip lining, Thats scary as hell

[small spoke]

One billion

[warm shoal]

I'm scared of heights, partially because I might fall but also because I'm fucking clumsy and uncoordinated as hell so I could trip

[atomic mist]

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[drowsy finch]

Would u go to suspension bridge park wit me :D

[indigo hare]

Ok I lied you could pay me enough

[small spoke]

mommy

[spark quartz]

HELL YEAH

[dreamy mango]

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[small spoke]

Every man has a price

[spark quartz]

@lost palm

[lost palm]

[ <:e:1263720914583949393> Removed by @explosive_jeremy ]

[small spoke]

No

NO

[indigo hare]

Fucking beautiful thank you I’ll be using this often

[small spoke]

FUCK

[drowsy finch]

Heres da bridg

Its like 10000 feet up

[visual agate]

explosive jerry 😭

[indigo hare]

THIS

[small spoke]

Jeremy

[spark quartz]

Isn't it fuckin funny

[small spoke]

Dont ask

[drowsy finch]

(Like a hundred or hundred fifty)

[visual agate]

im crine

[small spoke]

my friend made it up on the fly found it funny so I sticked with it

[indigo hare]

Youre out of your god damn mind

[spark quartz]

I want to go those Chinese mountain glass trails

[drowsy finch]

I did the cliff walk :D

[visual agate]

autocorrect has failed me again

[drowsy finch]

They use grates that are see thru

[visual agate]

bros name is just jerry now

[drowsy finch]

Yess!! Tha’d be fun!

[small spoke]

JEREMY GODDMAN IT

I'm not jerry

[visual agate]

jar

[small spoke]

jarvis

[visual agate]

what

[drowsy finch]

Hey i’m also afraid of heights, yo!

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-stark-jarvis-gif-8941055286815288113

[spark quartz]

at this point rali you're just Jesse from breaking bad

[visual agate]

heights make me uncomfortable yes

[small spoke]

You are not jessie pinkman

One of the voice actors is tho

[visual agate]

but only in extremity

[warm shoal]

I'm gonna delete it now

[drowsy finch]

He’s funy

[indigo hare]

Damn I was gonna show you a hike we just did where it was suuuuper high up a mountain and at one point we had to lean against the face of the rocks just to not fall off because it was so narrow and the rope along the walkway was missing. But my daughter is in every picture 😭

[drowsy finch]

I like his words

[white prawn]

I'm not. Im not trusting that bridge. I'm not going to ever trust it.

[visual agate]

say, for instance, i am at the iss i would be slightly distressed

[spark quartz]

I really gotta stop myself from deleting your longer messages

[white prawn]

I'd be severely distressed

[indigo hare]

I could feel you

Lurking

[spark quartz]

Its like a primal want

[indigo hare]

Waiting

[visual agate]

well tuna shouldnt be in space !1

[drowsy finch]

I DID SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!! I also climbed a mountain after Suspension Bridge Park!! It was fucking huge it was a mile of steep, unsecure gravel with no path or hand rails !!

[warm shoal]

Nice that they let you see the landing area before you jump

[small spoke]

do you hate yourself?

[drowsy finch]

It also said no trespassing

[small spoke]

Why would you do that

WHY AM I JERRY

[drowsy finch]

You can tank it !!

[small spoke]

You fakking birch

[indigo hare]

I love my daughter more than I hate myself and she loves hiking

[stable wren]

You too?

[drowsy finch]

Its only really wobbly when theres other people, othrwise its only kinda shakey

[visual agate]

bro stole that image from someone

[small spoke]

I like hiking but I'm scared of long heights

[warm shoal]

Who did

[visual agate]

oh

[drowsy finch]

Also good on you for having the sense to not dox her lol

[stable wren]

Your a good man Mr Moai

[drowsy finch]

Thats very silly

[visual agate]

its gone now

ok

[small spoke]

moai is balding right

By the time he's completely balding

He could cosplay willie

[stable wren]

Why would he dox his kid??

[indigo hare]

My widows peak is getting sharper by the year

[visual agate]

random ass question 😭

[white prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-cat-cat-meme-stare-stare-meme-stare-cat-gif-8092498106572219881

[visual agate]

cart

[small spoke]

Cheers mate ill answer ya

[visual agate]

mario when he lowk goes shopping at coconut mall

[drowsy finch]

Diskord people are stupid most of the time

[small spoke]

Stupidity

[visual agate]

yeah

[drowsy finch]

I also have one butI have billions of long hairs to cover it ups

[visual agate]

but definitely not the guy that contracted with lockheed martin

[white prawn]

I'm gonna dox my self RIGHT NOW

[visual agate]

actual genius

[white prawn]

IM ON EARTH

[visual agate]

oh

[small spoke]

What happens if I dox myself

my real name is explosive jeremy

[visual agate]

almost like youre an earth species

[indigo hare]

If you dox yourself youll still get in trouble 😎 already had one lady do that. Good ol molly

[visual agate]

dont explode, jeremy !1

[indigo hare]

I say good but I hated her and she was a dick

[small spoke]

I live in

[stable wren]

I play my with best friend and his son a lot and he still keeps his son identity hidden, i just know his name

[small spoke]

Somewhere

I forgot

[visual agate]

oh

damn

[white prawn]

MY MOTHER IS FEMALE MY FATHER IS MALE

[drowsy finch]

Look familiar, fucko?

[visual agate]

ill help you dw

[visual agate]

damn bro dont overshare 🙏

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/spin-world-globe-mapping-details-gif-3270140137824791678

Ez

[visual agate]

doxxed…

[stable wren]

Yo, Moai. Am i allowed to dox my face for the world to see

[visual agate]

im so scared

[white prawn]

MY MOTHER AND FATHER HAS BEEN MARRIED ATLEAST ONCE BEFORE

[visual agate]

i shared too much !1

[indigo hare]

How far away and what direction is this from your house

[small spoke]

are you trying to get her address moai

[indigo hare]

Also you could send your social security number

[stable wren]

That man searching

[indigo hare]

How else am i supposed to fill out this credit car-i mean this letter full of money to send

[visual agate]

so kind

[stable wren]

Make a fake id, get odd jobs and try to find them via bystanders

[visual agate]

i love when my cat’s INCORRIGIBLE ass sits on my drawing tablet

[indigo hare]

I bet you’ve wanted to use that word for so fuckin long

[visual agate]

yes… true…

[drowsy finch]

Its only like 38 hours away and west

[spark quartz]

I'm surprised you havent noticdd

[visual agate]

its a word with such strength that it must be used at only the most relevant scenarios…

[indigo hare]

Youre incorrigible

[visual agate]

oh

[drowsy finch]

I forgot you’r elime an artifnst orr whatever

[indigo hare]

Yeah

[visual agate]

what the fuck is my name

😭 😭 ✌️

[visual agate]

yeah brody

[indigo hare]

It says eurmp eurmp eurmp

[drowsy finch]

Helk yeag

[stable wren]

It's peak

[visual agate]

im still trying to draw a bnuut but exams want to eat me

[drowsy finch]

Uhhnmmmm rali reference ??????

[visual agate]

i mean

at its core

because

you told me to

draw

bnrbuy

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/all-roads-lead-to-rome-white-rabbit-gif-13308924322367947549

[drowsy finch]

Wowagaw!!!!b!!!!bbbb bbbbbbbbbbbvbbbbbbvb!!!!!???!!!!!

[visual agate]

b

yes indeed

[visual agate]

oh peak…

[drowsy finch]

My BITCHASS friend BILL CYPHERIFIED me

[spark quartz]

you know someone named bill

[visual agate]

bro has to pay the bills as a cipher

[spark quartz]

bill is such a silly name

[visual agate]

yes

[drowsy finch]

My cat is named Bob

[indigo hare]

Hey you can actually draw

[stable wren]

Jolly, ima [REDACTED]

[visual agate]

and currency banknote name

weird

[spark quartz]

that makes sense for a cat

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-detector-gif-9388384639890532829

Naur thats my attist fritends

Draiwng

[spark quartz]

wha

[visual agate]

i can draw maybe possibly

[drowsy finch]

He came like that, it wasn’t my fault

[indigo hare]

He said “Jolly, ima [REDACTED]”

I swear you’d be lost without me sometimes

[gloomy crest]

buffalo bill

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/spec-ops-the-line-captain-martin-walker-this-wasnt-my-fault-riggs-dubai-gif-15545937970370451812

[spark quartz]

draw ralis rabbit commuting numerous Osha violations

[gloomy crest]

Jolly mod asked "wha" btw

[visual agate]

😟

[drowsy finch]

I would NEVER

[spark quartz]

you definitely dont wear your required ppe

[stable wren]

Your like 2nd coolest dude here

Full glaze

[drowsy finch]

I absolutely do

[spark quartz]

that's a lie

but thanks

[stable wren]

Nuh uh

[drowsy finch]

I literally SPEARHEADED an OSHA movement for scav prototype

[visual agate]

jolly mod is just the sole mod of the union

[indigo hare]

Who’s number 1? Yes it’s me, yes you need to answer carefully, yes if you don’t say me you will get in trouble.

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/scav-prototype-experiment-ragdoll-silly-gif-16410033917726444551

[visual agate]

the absolute definition of mod

[stable wren]

It's clueless, jolly, militus, and then you

[indigo hare]

dissident

[indigo hare]

Fuck you

Ugly

Stupid

[drowsy finch]

I’m me !!!!!!!!!

[indigo hare]

I hate you

Jolly bug shaker

More like

[stable wren]

Nooo!!

[indigo hare]

Ugly ugly ugly

[visual agate]

jaker

[stable wren]

Ugly bug shaker

[visual agate]

bro self assigned a role

[indigo hare]

Militus doesnt even chat

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/roasted-oh-shookt-gif-8269968

[indigo hare]

How is he cooler than me

I am so upset

[visual agate]

clueless is peak

[indigo hare]

Im upset

[drowsy finch]

He has that accent

[stable wren]

We talk in like halfsword chat smh

[visual agate]

mod tier list now rali

[indigo hare]

Thats it

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/yikes-gif-14297076895219370086

[indigo hare]

Im leaving

[drowsy finch]

And he stabbed a bear with me in vintage story

[stable wren]

I come here to visit you and Jolly trust

[visual agate]

gg

[spark quartz]

oh no this is gonna be a trend

[drowsy finch]

Is what?

[white prawn]

Suction cup man 5 is out. This is not a drill.

[drowsy finch]

I DIDNT EXPECT THE FUCKING REBUTTAL 😭

[visual agate]

HUH

[indigo hare]

No more tier lists because if im not number 1 i WILL crash out and then nobody is safe

[white prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/piemations-suction-suction-cup-tekken-tekken-8-gif-9241764660814164420

[visual agate]

bro ive been waiting for this moment my whole life

[spark quartz]

mod tier lists, where we're rated as mods

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/could-gif-8654480387446744708

[spark quartz]

it would 100% be a trend

[drowsy finch]

I rate you as a mod in discord

[spark quartz]

in here

[indigo hare]

Ew

[drowsy finch]

Imm so fucking proud of you

[small spoke]

I rate you a 0/10

[visual agate]

hooriryay

[spark quartz]

me when I lie

[small spoke]

Me when I true

[stable wren]

In terms of like friends doe your like 2nd so uh yeah be chill now. You got bumped up two

[indigo hare]

Youre an 11/10 in my books

[visual agate]

unc what is sunction cho man 5

[drowsy finch]

I rZ you laower

[visual agate]

damn

suction

cup

[spark quartz]

thanks easter you're a solid 9.5

[indigo hare]

Youre not allowed to speak until you correct the list

[spark quartz]

you dont mean that

[drowsy finch]

Damn i didnmt hit half of the keys neededfor “rate” 😭

[visual agate]

LOL

[drowsy finch]

I rate you ont he lost !

[small spoke]

I don't

[visual agate]

dw rali o can c

FUCK

i cant type either

[indigo hare]

Okay im typing out everyone ban message give me some time

[stable wren]

Clueless, Militus, Moai, Jolly, Sam are 10/10, this is unbiased and 100% facts

[stable wren]

WAIT

[visual agate]

fucking groan tube!?

[drowsy finch]

I love typing like I have every neurological condition under the sun

[visual agate]

😭 😭

[indigo hare]

Yeah except coolitis

[visual agate]

rali tier list for general chat voice hotness NOW

[stable wren]

Is that a flavor of dorito?

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/groan-tube-meme-cat-gif-2407845878164831041

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-scared-scaryy-spooky-boo-gif-16577983529805683314

[visual agate]

i can easily imagine the sound and im vaguely discomforted

[drowsy finch]

what the FUCK DID you fucking just FUCKING say to me ?!!

[tepid field]

Language young one.

[stable wren]

Meanie head

[indigo hare]

DONT FUCKIN CURSE AT ME

COOL-ITIS

you lack it

[drowsy finch]

Imm dFUCKIN sorryyi g

[indigo hare]

The disease of being cool

[drowsy finch]

Swearing is cool! All my friends tell me to!

[visual agate]

is that referring to my mod assigned or my true discord name

[tepid field]

Your armor is of dubious value

[drowsy finch]

Its tru cause I’m never cold

[indigo hare]

Oh yeah well

[visual agate]

im always hot and cold simutaneously

[stable wren]

I am eating and using voice chat

Peak experience

[visual agate]

crazy

[white prawn]

winter is 25 degrees Celsius at it's worst here

[indigo hare]

Hold on I’ll get back to you when I think of a witty response

[drowsy finch]

AEAB (assigned Eurmp at birth)

[visual agate]

yeah bro im not going there !1

[drowsy finch]

Beevis…?

[indigo hare]

What an adorable laugh

[stable wren]

Yuh

[visual agate]

damn unc

bees got bro

[stable wren]

I help my homies

[spark quartz]

bees 😭

what am I Nicholas cage

[stable wren]

Yes

[visual agate]

ig so 🥀

[tepid field]

Thraelin motha kai,
Zurn bellith drae.
Korra-noo, korra-nae,
Spindle time and turn the way.
By ash and echo, mark be set,
Velmira vex, velmira let

I cursed at you

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/nicholas-nicholascage-bees-bite-gif-4944634

[indigo hare]

Im literally dead

[white prawn]

I heard that people eat babies

[visual agate]

i mean

maybe

[spark quartz]

nah i grind them up VVitch style

[tepid field]

Dont make me yell at you in 15th century languages

[drowsy finch]

Hat I’m gomna fucking TEAR MY HOUSE APART i cant find my RABBIT GLOVES

[stable wren]

I turned into Mr Krabs

[visual agate]

me when im on the beach with my surfboard and a rando talks to me with unwarranted agitation

[indigo hare]

You sound like a teenager from California in the 90’s

[tepid field]

Cokhold!

[stable wren]

Thanks

[visual agate]

carrot

baker bro im sobbing

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/correctcity-feral-gif-21818350

[visual agate]

my cat has now been paid to stare at me

[visual agate]

pencil sharpener under bros desk

[tepid field]

Rogacz!

[white prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/rolling-girl-hatsune-miku-gif-18878932

[tepid field]

Kehtiff!

[white prawn]

rolling girl

[visual agate]

me when i start tumbling down the stairs out of excitement because half sword 2 came out

[stable wren]

Chilll!!!

[white prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-vocaloid-plushie-plush-washing-machine-gif-12056801158250262943

[visual agate]

is this wifi anomaly cruelty

[tepid field]

https://tenor.com/view/ugh-annoyed-eye-roll-eyeroll-whatever-gif-12583888296439898899

[visual agate]

oh

am i that beer bellied…

[stable wren]

Being called medieval insults by William Afton is deadass like top 10 coolest things in the world

[small spoke]

Hello jessie Pinkman

[visual agate]

william afton !1?

😟

[tepid field]

I am working for half sword too now lol.

[visual agate]

seru do you need medical attention

[stable wren]

He did william afton in a fnaf game!!

[visual agate]

thats like so cwazy…

[stable wren]

Ik, but it's cool. I am hype to hear you in Half sword

[white prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-miku-jump-jumpscare-hatsune-miku-meme-gif-6306033500537750920

[visual agate]

ok

bet

[tepid field]

NO DONT JUMP THROUGH MY PI-HOLE

[visual agate]

[stable wren]

JESSIE! NO!

[tepid field]

My name

Is literally on display

How did you spell it wrong

[stable wren]

Ik

[visual agate]

jess e

[stable wren]

NONONO

WAIT

[tepid field]

https://tenor.com/view/waah-waa-sad-wah-waaah-gif-25875771

[stable wren]

BREAKING BAD

[gloomy crest]

@spark quartz is meme manager an actual staff role or is it more symbolic?

[stable wren]

I WAS MAKING A BREAKING BAD JOKE

[visual agate]

baking bad

[tepid field]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-falling-building-fall-woodz-gif-24715383

[white prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/point-gun-shoot-bang-bang-crying-scared-gif-15272562

[visual agate]

ow

[stable wren]

I am sorry!! 😭

[visual agate]

my coworker losing his mind dawg 😭

[stable wren]

Yw

[visual agate]

tune an e

[white prawn]

too lazy to listen to audio clip rn

[white prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-gif-2201841080147444248

[visual agate]

“you looking pretty uh… tuna-ie”

[visual agate]

lend me some battery percentage

[stable wren]

Crazy

[white prawn]

notifications popup saying an update on ultrakilm fraud

[white prawn]

fraud is out trust me

[visual agate]

i was starting to wonder if i was schizophrenic and there is no “seru”

fr

fred

[stable wren]

He doesn't exist

[spark quartz]

Symbolic

[stable wren]

Jolly, Eurmp is being racist

He said bees can't get jobs at fedex

I want stones thrown at this man, NOW!

[visual agate]

not the stones !1

[spark quartz]

I did not expect that to be your voice btw

least manly anime pfp

[stable wren]

Btw

Did i fuck up?

I was asked by a dev team

To be a lore writer

[spark quartz]

Why tf are you asking me 💀

[stable wren]

Idfk

I am asking because your homie or whatever

I was asked to be a lore writer, i denied saying I do this as a hobby.

They were paying too 😭

[visual agate]

bru…

i am often told i have a quite masculine voice

[spark quartz]

Go for it gang

[stable wren]

It's a bit too late now, they sadly got someone else.

[spark quartz]

<:(

[visual agate]

cone head

[spark quartz]

who ya callin pinhead

[gloomy crest]

LOL

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-fuck-is-that-full-metal-jacket-ronald-lee-ermey-hartman-gif-10321193652437803678

[visual agate]

😭

[spark quartz]

dragonfly

well in this case

dragonflew

[autumn laurel]

dragonfly'nt?

[visual agate]

drew

[spark quartz]

precisely

[small spoke]

Genuinely fuck you

❤️

[gloomy crest]

Schoobus poobus wompatanoum ploobus

[spark quartz]

militus what other weapons are you proficient with in halfsword

[stable wren]

The Militus kind

Duh

[visual agate]

the

[autumn laurel]

large candle holder

[visual agate]

great

[spark quartz]

rude

[spark quartz]

I think everyone is tbh

[stable wren]

If i ever get offered a job like that again, i will def take it

[gloomy crest]

What weapon in Half Sword that doesn't exist in the game and that you've never used are you proficient with?

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-run-chicken-run-mrs-tweedy-gif-12279565398280037640

[visual agate]

the

[spark quartz]

how could a weapon be in halfsword and not exist in the game

[gloomy crest]

I just rolled my pants up for the first time

Those medieval guys with rolled hosen were up to something

I can't believe they invented this

[visual agate]

they were

uh

stealing

[stable wren]

The Ji spear

[gloomy crest]

Answer me question!

[visual agate]

the jolly spear

[small spoke]

I will never get bored of replaying kcd2

On my 11th playthrough 🔥🔥

[autumn laurel]

why you ask anyway?

[gloomy crest]

Ikr

[spark quartz]

its time to do a hardcore playthrough

[visual agate]

im overdue to get kcd2

[autumn laurel]

im okay with the lumberjack axe

[small spoke]

I haven't replayed a game so much expect bioshock 1

[spark quartz]

Just curious, ive only seen greatsword gameplay from you and wondered if you're good with anything else

[visual agate]

and fart raiders

[small spoke]

At least 800 fucking playthroughs for bioshock

I used to complete two playthroughs every day

[spark quartz]

cold snap update releases tommorow

[visual agate]

🥹

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[autumn laurel]

greatsword is all you need

[small spoke]

Halfen sworden tomorrow

[autumn laurel]

hard counter to everything

[visual agate]

WE might hop on

[small spoke]

I need to do a evil kcd2 playthrough eventually

[stable wren]

i did spear hema so uh

yeah ig i am jolly spear

[visual agate]

is it that short !? or is it average length and youre just that good

[stable wren]

but what if i grab your greatsword, huh?

[spark quartz]

Its so hard for me to do evil playthroughs my conscious always takes over

[stable wren]

what are you going to do now?

[visual agate]

REAL

[small spoke]

BioShock I meant

Kcd2 takes me like 4 days

[small spoke]

Yea fr

[visual agate]

yeah i meant bioshock

[autumn laurel]

yeah doing a evil playthrough on baldurs gate was tough

[small spoke]

Yea uh BioShock is long the first couple of times

On repeat playthroughs

It is pretty short

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-falcon-falcon-punch-smash-bros-smash-super-smash-bros-gif-22306145

[visual agate]

ah

i see

makes sense

[spark quartz]

New raider deck outfit too

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffen-knee-hurt-family-guy-affliction-gif-4674748

[small spoke]

Considering I did like 800 playthroughs I knew everything

[visual agate]

BANGER

[spark quartz]

Thats what I saif

*said

Looks dope

[stable wren]

can i just say

the best game ever

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/megumin-absolute-cinema-anime-めぐみん-この素晴らしい世界に祝福を-gif-2403830803888958377

[stable wren]

like deadass ever

is Fortni-

[visual agate]

oh

[spark quartz]

Nic

Play Prey 2017

[stable wren]

I am changing the banner of my profile

[weary tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/sepultura-sepultura-band-drink-cavalera-max-gif-15460795091677220220

[surreal vector]

If Xbox gamepass was a game, it'd be prey

[visual agate]

i can say that noita js the polar opposite, you could have completed one billion runs and still you will suffer

[small spoke]

Huh?

Ohh

I did lmao

[spark quartz]

Play Prey 2017

[small spoke]

Liked that game

[plain scroll]

Chat try the dinoblade demo on steam. Its peak

[stable wren]

perfect

[visual agate]

oh yeah

[small spoke]

but I got stuck on a part and didn't keep playing unfortunately

[spark quartz]

hi mantic hi mantic hi mantic

[visual agate]

it is quite epic

[plain scroll]

[visual agate]

we all love mantic

[surreal vector]

No.

[visual agate]

cinder i did not stutter

[spark quartz]

Cinder is a bit of a troll

[small spoke]

I wish u could keep your visor on during cutscenes man

[visual agate]

oh

[surreal vector]

Im not 😠 😢

[visual agate]

respect for underbridge dwellers

[small spoke]

Always find it annoying to have my visor on moments before a cutscene and henry just has it fucking open

[stable wren]

knowing that the game was just originally a guy making funny animations, that turned into people asking it be made into a game and the guy fucking delivers

[spark quartz]

Better than kcd1 where the helmet is removed entirely

[small spoke]

What??

I don't remember that ever

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/dirty-docks-shawty-triflin-shawty-triflin-she-gif-22455514

[small spoke]

That's a kcd2 thing too lmao

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/dinoblade-gif-3813205180109185754

[small spoke]

In some cutscenes the game literally removes your helmet

Kcd1 didn't have a visor thing

[spark quartz]

oh yeah true

[small spoke]

like it was always on

[visual agate]

literally fire

[stable wren]

I was actually one of the people begging it be made into a game 😭

i remember when i first found his animation short in like 2021?

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-thinking-gif-18107621495886085895

[stable wren]

maybe later

no wait

way back

[stable wren]

watch his animations

they are so badass

[visual agate]

i like unconditionally pressuring content creators

like spook ton

[stable wren]

we want, he give

[plain scroll]

I saw the animations before the game began forming so seeing it become a game was awesome. I just learnt today that the demo for it was out and it did not disappoint

[visual agate]

one day he shall play the t-44-100… by my will alone

[spark quartz]

Have you seen Hypers animations?

Hyper is fuckin insane

[stable wren]

and we play as a Spinosaurus! 🔥

[visual agate]

i saw some niche guy play it and he was ass so now i have to tru

[stable wren]

my friend was an animator

[visual agate]

try

as a fairly experienced elden fart player i suspect i will have some fun

[plain scroll]

This is my current favourite yt animator https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7Wklo6B_so

[visual agate]

OH THAT GUY

[spark quartz]

https://youtu.be/rl4IBsqS2gY?si=kmr_YhJnt4aMNYQw

this is animated btw

[stable wren]

https://youtu.be/splWoXpNv6g

behold

my best friend school project lmfao

[plain scroll]

That shi does not look animated to my sick tired eyes but i spy hl alyx mechanism

[spark quartz]

Dude he is actually insane with animation

But it is animated

https://youtu.be/j90nZ1-K-zQ?si=E9VU_NnCBkzENgkN

[visual agate]

OKAY

🔥

[visual agate]

tru

[stable wren]

@untold wraith LOOOOK!!!

[plain scroll]

Ooo ive seen this one before

[stable wren]

I am telling ya'll thats my friend 😭

[visual agate]

w friend

l foe

[untold wraith]

I saw it

[spark quartz]

He did the animations in titanfall 2 and helped in the new mw series

[untold wraith]

And i think i could do the same thing

Easily

[stable wren]

his yt channel is in the comments.

don't look

i beg of thee

don't bully my friend

[visual agate]

i cant

[untold wraith]

Just give me a couple of months/years in some sort of animation school and i could do better easily

[plain scroll]

Anyway i must sleep. Dinoblade unlocked something in my tism and it is much later than i thought

[visual agate]

good night mantic !1

[stable wren]

gn dawg

[plain scroll]

Gn night chat

[visual agate]

why is this jolly not va 🧐

[plain scroll]

I hope you cant find the long side of your blanket tonight

[stable wren]

fucking deletes the samon

[spark quartz]

evil

[untold wraith]

You are undercooked salmon mantic. You could be better but man I really wanna punch you

[indigo hare]

It was probably the Dino’s.
Or the swords.

[stable wren]

i hope your bed is boring tonight

[visual agate]

dwords

[untold wraith]

Ur moms in my bed how could it be

[visual agate]

what the fuck does that mean

[plain scroll]

[visual agate]

i think your bed should usually be boring

[stable wren]

i thought you were in my bed

[stable wren]

ASMR.

[untold wraith]

Bet

[visual agate]

bro no

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/guilty-gear-aba-aba-guilty-gear-paracelsus-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-10824742940130374025

[untold wraith]

You

[plain scroll]

Erm actuawwy if a bee grew 14x larger there respitory system could not support them so they would die ☝️ 🤓

[untold wraith]

i LOOOOVE chocolate

[visual agate]

their

[stable wren]

wait why do you sound like the dad eating the thanksgiving food in that Family Guy skit

[plain scroll]

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/facts-lebron-lebron-james-true-nba-gif-2358803548784100453

[visual agate]

its ok unc youre just sleepy

[untold wraith]

Oh

Damn

Unc

Bam them

Ban

[visual agate]

dont bam me !1

[untold wraith]

Kill me

Simple spelling mistake

[visual agate]

😟

[stable wren]

https://youtu.be/jHFTATeWH5g?t=20

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-27002424

[untold wraith]

There's never anything left

[untold wraith]

Communicating with the mothership

[stable wren]

make this man a va

[untold wraith]

Ur mom

[stable wren]

its perfect

anyways, ima clip farm and than shake ass as an communication method

[visual agate]

gluttony asmr

[distant quartz]

yoo wsg yall

[visual agate]

hi

[distant quartz]

yo

[spark quartz]

I could drop something so cursed rn

[visual agate]

pot of greed

[distant quartz]

indeed

[visual agate]

https://tenor.com/view/cero-cerokaiser-guilhermecero-ceroalves-pot-gif-8189818629456918454

[spark quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1185589058177609809/1311280368372027412/IMG_4339.gif

[weary tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/trevor-philips-gta-gta5-gta-v-grand-theft-auto-v-gif-24133256

[distant quartz]

wait thats fucking me

[surreal vector]

I saw this shit in a TikTok comment section earlier today

[weary tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-steven-ogg-happy-trevor-phillips-dapperdom-gif-9257386085476853449

trevor?!

[spark quartz]

actually youre a horseshoe crab

[visual agate]

same lol

[untold wraith]

Bro's bald

[distant quartz]

bruh

[untold wraith]

Imagine being bald

[distant quartz]

ya

[visual agate]

imagine

[spark quartz]

I love tiktok comment sections that add to an otherwise boring video

[weary tinsel]

hairiest bald man

[distant quartz]

?

[spark quartz]

Don't let @indigo hare see this

[untold wraith]

Ur mom

[visual agate]

now who is playing the russian anthem !1

[distant quartz]

idk someone who lives in russai i assume

[visual agate]

who: 😟

[neat oar]

who made the music

[untold wraith]

Me

[visual agate]

uh somethingb about red choir

red

[spark quartz]

ruh roh

[visual agate]

joe

[small spoke]

I fuckin hate arrows I fucking hate arrows

[neat oar]

i will not fall for that again

[small spoke]

Why are THEY SO FUCKING useless against enemies but they one shot u 😭

[distant quartz]

we got arrows in half sword ?

[small spoke]

no

Kcd2

[visual agate]

slonkers every time i see your name i giggle

[distant quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-got-cured-instantly-gambling-whatiscast-wheelchair-gif-10238271106695949026

[neat oar]

careful

[distant quartz]

damn

[distant quartz]

whats that

[visual agate]

care full

[spark quartz]

Krumpton Clip Dorage 2

[visual agate]

car fool

[small spoke]

king crab dragon

[distant quartz]

horshoecrab but same thing ya

[visual agate]

karma club dookie 2

[small spoke]

I'm genuinely going to fucking explode

[spark quartz]

This is misinfo irl btw

[small spoke]

THIS ONE FUCKING RANGE ENEMY KEEPS TARGETING ME

I take it back kcd2 gets boring 😂 ✌️

[untold wraith]

I am the cuban sandwich head man wtf

[distant quartz]

freewill

[spark quartz]

thats a good Rush song

[small spoke]

I genuinely idk what to do 😭 I keep getting killed by a fucking bow enemy

[untold wraith]

It's what i do best

[small spoke]

I'm fully armored

[visual agate]

is he gonna make it

[gloomy urchin]

hi

[visual agate]

hi

[distant quartz]

a good russian song is music or smth

[visual agate]

ok

[untold wraith]

You need my food Carl

[visual agate]

thats easysyxy

[spark quartz]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=V7bbdIU95zM&si=ooAOK4M9uvuEnRDc

[distant quartz]

lowk banger thumbnail

[gloomy urchin]

uhh something something antimattrr

[distant quartz]

idk why but i was expecting more furries in half sword discord seemed like itd fit

[spark quartz]

weve got furries here fs

[distant quartz]

ye me

[untold wraith]

Moai is a furry

[spark quartz]

myself included (sorta)

[visual agate]

there is probably fur on me

[small spoke]

i just rage quit kcd2 and uninstalled it 🔥🔥

[distant quartz]

🗿

this shit looks ugly its prob in australia

[visual agate]

looks like a peanut

[restive epoch]

why is this guy posting a butthole animal

[distant quartz]

agree

pink fairy armadillo better

[visual agate]

in the china

[restive epoch]

thats a big butthole that grew hair

[distant quartz]

shouldve expected nothing good in balkans besides the alchol precentage in vodka

[untold wraith]

Not enough furries in the halfsword discord server

[visual agate]

oh

[restive epoch]

yea call the police

[visual agate]

probably

[distant quartz]

this looks like using carrot as a toy

[restive epoch]

that butthole eats

[gloomy urchin]

we've got enough

[surreal vector]

Oh you're one of those fuzzies aren't you

[visual agate]

but, hole

[gloomy urchin]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NAME

SILLY

[untold wraith]

No

[gloomy urchin]

I REFUSE

[spark quartz]

You should see this as an honor

[visual agate]

cuban sandwich man

[visual agate]

head man

ham

[gloomy urchin]

i want my grumpet back

[visual agate]

HEY MAN AT LEAST YOU ARENT A GROAN TUBE SOUND EFFECT

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/could-gif-8654480387446744708

[surreal vector]

your stupid display names tickle me pink

[gloomy urchin]

💀

[distant quartz]

real af

[gloomy urchin]

dog

[distant quartz]

agree

[untold wraith]

Bro what

[nocturne yoke]

.

rip

[vestal ginkgo]

?

[nocturne yoke]

whens the actual game comin out?

[restive epoch]

this guy keeps posting this big butthole monster

[distant quartz]

shit looks like a fucked up bullshit beavar

[visual agate]

ts is not real

[spark quartz]

#faq

[restive epoch]

this ai junk is getting crazy

[visual agate]

i refuse

[nocturne yoke]

cheers big ears

[visual agate]

to believe it

[surreal vector]

Who did this to me

[distant quartz]

question why is ur pfp just a random middelaged man like

[visual agate]

LMAO

😭 😭

[visual agate]

trust its jolly mod

[gloomy urchin]

never i eated it

[untold wraith]

Bald people

[distant quartz]

u look like you aged but found the fountain of youth and reversed the aging but kept the physiocal qaulities

[surreal vector]

Physiocal

[distant quartz]

im lowkey dyslexic

[gloomy urchin]

physiocal

[visual agate]

physiological

[surreal vector]

Its ok Trevor

[nocturne yoke]

its doug cuz

doug is a handsome man

[visual agate]

dog

[nocturne yoke]

dog

doug

yes

[restive epoch]

halfsword come

now

[visual agate]

half come

[gloomy urchin]

no

[restive epoch]

halfsword you are being called

come now

[visual agate]

@ halfsword

[distant quartz]

i agree tbh like not the worst looking old man by far

[nocturne yoke]

hes pretty adorable

[surreal vector]

@obtuse smelt

[restive epoch]

^

[visual agate]

bro waking up to see a ping randomly

[untold wraith]

You just delayed ea by another year

[visual agate]

tuf

[gloomy urchin]

imagine skill tree in half sword

would go hard

[visual agate]

would

[distant quartz]

who is that again

[visual agate]

i wouldnt mind that

[distant quartz]

idk if half sword could pull of being a rogue like

[visual agate]

in a certain game mode probably

[restive epoch]

officially force-dissassociating every day until halfsword EA releases. think of it like a stasis chamber

[distant quartz]

^

[gloomy urchin]

fuck you whoever reacted with x

[distant quartz]

half sword but game mode where it doesnt blow up if u have gore enabled

[visual agate]

might be the healthiest approach

[surreal vector]

I will let Noone change my display name to silly. I am evil and serious

[gloomy urchin]

i want my willie to master differrent techniques as skills when he gets better and better and gets better armour

[surreal vector]

EVIL AND SERIOUS.

[restive epoch]

its been done before

[distant quartz]

good and silly

[gloomy urchin]

instead of his ass being unable to thrust for life

[untold wraith]

Ur moms been done before

[visual agate]

hhuh

[distant quartz]

saved

[restive epoch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1143612887152218186/1296012938066264105/caption.gif

[surreal vector]

Not even wrong

[restive epoch]

[visual agate]

oh

oh

[surreal vector]

Does anyone know the name of this artist

[restive epoch]

[distant quartz]

get this shit of my screen hope it becomes extinct

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-guy-demon-2016-gif-10925418

[restive epoch]

jamu wammu

[visual agate]

it wasnt important enough

oh

[untold wraith]

Cat

[visual agate]

belly

[distant quartz]

ear

[surreal vector]

Cat

[untold wraith]

I did it first

Loser

[surreal vector]

I did your mom

Loser

[distant quartz]

wtf is ralsie doing

[visual agate]

delta

[untold wraith]

Ur dad IS done

[distant quartz]

rune

[untold wraith]

Gottem

[visual agate]

doom

[surreal vector]

Blood makes a very nice sepia water color

[plucky spruce]

do gauntleted hands do more damage or am i just geeking rn?

[visual agate]

they do

[surreal vector]

Does metal hurt more than flesh or am I just tweaking?

[visual agate]

gg

[restive epoch]

[visual agate]

bro lowk sent his studies

[distant quartz]

thought this was a terrerai crafting recipe for a sec

[visual agate]

same

[plucky spruce]

most games aren't that intricate so I figure I'd ask lol

[visual agate]

yeah

[untold wraith]

Im intricate with UR MOM gottem haha welcome to the server tho no rank

Chat

Am i right or am i right

[visual agate]

west

[untold wraith]

Kanye West?

[visual agate]

can yay vest

[surreal vector]

Right west north tomorrow are the cardinal directions

[visual agate]

oh thats why they say due tomorrow

[plucky spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-reaction-michi-triste-crying-cat-reaction-sad-cat-hannicion-gif-17190162121303461099

[untold wraith]

Wow

[visual agate]

poor west

[visual agate]

:

why the fuck is there a colon

[ember charm]

Willie “walkemdown” halfsword

Just came up with that

[visual agate]

moai added to fortnite next season

and militus

[surreal vector]

Poor hamster with his bitchass ears

[visual agate]

oh

[amber hare]

does anyone elses computer constantly give them that bs where you have to put in your bit locker security code once every few weeks

[distant quartz]

ik from my lesbain friend that she stars in so many toxic yuri bro

[distant quartz]

ngl no not really

[pearl coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ9Gv3SoySk

[stable wren]

good video

[faint dragon]

This man can prove anything

Huge W

[visual agate]

crazy

😭 😭

[still scaffold]

i am feeling quite jolly

is anyone else feelling quite jolly

[indigo hare]

this mans clearly never come across a katana and a master to wield it

[still scaffold]

answer the question moai

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-scott-i-don't-answer-questions-gif-4265579279181517868

[still scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1369427116927484004/1439821091215511684/togif.gif

[stable wren]

Answer my question!

are we besties

[visual agate]

best ease

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-scott-i-don't-answer-questions-gif-4265579279181517868

[earnest isle]

Chudtopia

[untold wraith]

"why your playlist so dogshit"