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[gloomy crest]

Server Guide, found above server channel list

[forest bolt]

indeed

[gloomy urchin]

public baths

[small spoke]

perchance

[wanton portal]

so funny

[gloomy urchin]

you should google that number

[wanton portal]

no

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/888975860080705536/1315673146308689960/image0.gif

[sick folio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240169069085462601/1421652928980193343/caption.gif

[gloomy urchin]

coward

[slow pawn]

these fatal errors are serirously going to be the death of me

i am on the FINAL level

and I crash everytime I do well ❤️‍🩹

[gloomy urchin]

disable blood

[slow pawn]

my hero

[wanton portal]

am I going insane

https://youtube.com/shorts/DWe9t2uj8rQ?si=jhBacYOGAMmIbdoF

I can't tell whether if this is AI or not

[slow pawn]

It's not ai, I've seen this movie clip before, but it looks weird becuase of whatever filter was put over it

[wanton portal]

I knew it

[slow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-mr-boss-dap-up-dap-hand-shake-gif-17813953548000062507

dawg

[quick night]

youtube and its crappy ai filter

Why do they do this?

I don't know, makes the vid significantly worse looking.

It kinda makes it harder to recognise ai videos to actual videos, although not by very much.

[proven depot]

this place is called half-cord?

[quick night]

Makes sense

Don't think dis-sword would ryhme

[proven depot]

"i remove your sword privileges"

[quick night]

Actually it does sound good

[proven depot]

I might have a suggestion
Disc-ord

actually disc-word isn't bad either

[wanton portal]

do you guys have like meetings

or whatever

like work meetings or something

[quick night]

Who

[wanton portal]

Where

[quick night]

No actually what are you talking about

[wanton portal]

You know how a company has like meetings

do you guys do that

but for half sword

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/frodo-keep-your-secrets-alright-then-lotr-gif-12907121

[clear olive]

bazooka update when

[oak olive]

i thought this gif was banned

[sick folio]

I have special permission

[oak olive]

stop lying

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240169069085462601/1421652928980193343/caption.gif

https://tenor.com/view/malik-deep-freezer-what-is-you-doing-gif-27663896

[sick folio]

https://tenor.com/view/death-of-stalin-jollyposting-christmasposting-christmas-jolly-gif-3882277632458285802

[rugged star]

no

[oak olive]

deiz

[sick folio]

I'm just the messenger buddy 😔

[forest condor]

hallo

will there be a co-op mode after demo?

[sick folio]

Not sure but it releases tomorrow so we will know then

[rugged star]

planned local

[sick folio]

Shhhh

False info

Real info

[slow pawn]

😭

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[forest condor]

how do you defend

in-game?

[wintry ingot]

@umbral bough please provide footage and tutorial for this jolly man

[proven depot]

hold down left mouse button and keep the weapon in the middle and kinda move it in the same direction the enemy is attacking you from

[forest condor]

gotchu, and is there any mod to play with friends?

[wanton portal]

https://youtu.be/iU1T92_-eL8?si=ecvwxjicQh7NLG_J

[cyan cairn]

🤑

[wintry ingot]

there was , but it was taken down by the developers

[proven depot]

uuuh I don't think so

[forest condor]

that's sad...

[wanton portal]

its confirmed that 5v5's will be added

so that begs the question

how is multiplayer going to determine which side you're on

[wintry ingot]

probably some kind of hidden skill ranking

[proven depot]

if there is going to be multiplayer

[wanton portal]

what if you have such a high rank that you're alone at the top

noone can match with you

what now

[wintry ingot]

i'm flattered you'd think that of me

[gloomy urchin]

does that ever happen

[wintry ingot]

actually though no clue

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/scooby-doo-shaggy-plsdontsueme-gif-22032683

[wanton portal]

early days of valorant and league

I believe

[gloomy urchin]

shit ranking system then

[gloomy urchin]

i cant imagine there being a single person in entire community thst can beat anyone without losing ONCE

[wintry ingot]

can you?

[gloomy urchin]

no i cant

i literally just said that

[wintry ingot]

fair enough

[wanton portal]

John Halfsword will blow through everyone

[gloomy urchin]

no

[wanton portal]

ok thats actually sick

switching hands each swing

[wintry ingot]

ty

been getting into dual maces recently

[gloomy urchin]

im grumpet now

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-angry-dwarf-hmp-seven-dwarves-gif-8620399656898586396

[rugged star]

it’s 4am for me should I go to sleep or keep going

[gloomy urchin]

keep going

[wintry ingot]

in life , there are things important and more important

sun tzu said that i think

[gloomy urchin]

i did say that

not sun tzu

[proven depot]

whatever your sleep schedule is

[rugged star]

Normally sleep at 2am till 9am

[gloomy urchin]

do u have school or som

[rugged star]

Yes

[proven depot]

Literally the one I graduated from

[gloomy urchin]

do you enjoy going home a 3 pm

[rugged star]

I don’t go anywhere I sleep with the books I do my schoolwork in

[proven depot]

you really should like
sleep

[wanton portal]

I sleep at either 12-1 AM and wake up till 4-5 AM

[wintry ingot]

i always wake up late to school 😔

[rugged star]

Meh I can have coffee at 8

[wintry ingot]

like i wake up right when the first class starts

[rugged star]

And it’s been a few years since my last cup of straight black

[proven depot]

Marc Zukerberg when he gets bitten by a radioactive spider

[proven depot]

coffee doesn't actually restore you

[rugged star]

The caffiene can help with staying awake

[proven depot]

Elon Musk normally

[proven depot]

Yes but is it good for your nervous system

[rugged star]

main thing keeping me up is this chat and Johnny Cash

[proven depot]

switch to a boring chat

[rugged star]

No

[gloomy urchin]

pretty sure 1 or 2 iis fine

[rugged star]

I rarely drink coffee, unlike some of my family who can go to sleep half way through a cup

[gloomy urchin]

but if you rely on it to stay awake you have issuues

[proven depot]

Not saying coffee is bad, but having to drink up your sleep deprivation is

[gloomy urchin]

yuh

[light tree]

coffee lowkey overated

[rugged star]

I could also have hot chocolate

[proven depot]

actually not a bad idea

as a mood improver

[rugged star]

god it’s right at the freezing point where I live

[quick night]

Every John Halfsword is the reincarnation of the other John Halfsword before, the other John Halfsword either disappears from Half Cord, changes their name or becomes absent, If another John Halfsword is living concurrently with the real John Halfsword, then he is a false John Halfsword, Every John Halfsword retains the memories from the past John Halfsword and so on,

The other part of the prophecy is yet to be told because you guys aren't ready.

He truly is the greatest.

[white prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-vs-sasuke-geraldleyva-art-frieren-looking-up-gif-15869668082529831477

[jolly crow]

I wouldn’t be surprised if some of you were tech savvy, so can someone tell me how to get the .exe file for CHDMAN? I keep installing the ZIP file, and it has everything except the .exe.

[lavish blade]

who wanna play chess

[quick night]

Just give up bro

[lavish blade]

what did i do😔

[quick night]

No one here is above like 400 elo, let alone actually play it

[lavish blade]

me and u?

oh

im like 300 elo im not any better'

https://tenor.com/view/lebonbon-meme-brainrot-lebron-save-me-lebron-gif-4632720860481352402

yo why u typing so much😭

[unborn kayak]

nah wtf'

[lavish blade]

what

[quick night]

Genuinely cannot tell you why i gave up on chess since its way to personal but i assure you that snakes and ladders is much better

[lavish blade]

👍

[wanton portal]

pawn to e4

[lavish blade]

e5

[wanton portal]

what

[lavish blade]

nvm

i cjange my mind

1. e4 c5

sicilian defense

your move

[wanton portal]

ok wait

I thought you were joking

[lavish blade]

yk what fuck it ill play for u

[wanton portal]

I only have an 800 elo man go easy on me

[lavish blade]

1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 d6
3. d4 cxf4
4. Nxd4 Nf6
5. Nc3

jij

huh

[wanton portal]

I've been playing chess for 2 years and I know jack shit

[lavish blade]

k whats ur acc

anyway as i was saying

[wanton portal]

I don't go against players lmao

I just do the bots

[wanton portal]

why is Hikaru being aggressive

what the hell

[quick night]

Shit i forgot to switch to martin

Next move bro

[lavish blade]

1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 d6
3. d4 cxf4
4. Nxd4 Nf6
5. Nc3 a6
6. Be2 d5
7. Nb3 Be7
8. O-O O-O
9. Be3 Be6
10. Nd5

yes i remember this

this is the sicilian defense opocensky variation i believe?

[wanton portal]

uh
knight to f3?

idfk

[lavish blade]

bro whjat

[wanton portal]

wait no

do the other knight

[lavish blade]

sigh

whats ur chess.com account

[wanton portal]

I told you

I only have a 800 elo

[lavish blade]

dw i have 300

idk why chess com hates me

whats ur acc

[lavish blade]

did you just

hang your pawn in the alekhine's defense

[lavish blade]

what is your acc

[quick night]

Cigarette-san did that bro

[unborn kayak]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLw8zOxRSVk

[quick night]

Next move next move

[lavish blade]

fine yk what

your move, chat

[quick night]

Oh shit

[lavish blade]

suggest moves

[quick night]

Yesterday's dinner to d5

[wintry ingot]

alt f4

@lavish blade where library soundtrack

[lavish blade]

uh

soon

[wintry ingot]

[lavish blade]

@wanton portal

[quick night]

Your franky is getting in the way bro

[wintry ingot]

all because of frank

[wanton portal]

uh pawn to e5

[lavish blade]

Nf3

wish u played c5 tho

thats where i know the most theory

[wanton portal]

Nf6

[lavish blade]

Bb5

Ruy lopez/spanish opening

[wanton portal]

so aggressive

ok

uh

yeah I'm kind of busy rn

resign

https://tenor.com/view/shake-hand-handshake-agree-deal-nice-to-meet-you-gif-17070147

[lavish blade]

vro

@quick night i know you said some stuff about not liking playing chess bcz of some personal stuff and i respect that but can u play

[quick night]

You still have another match against hikaru bot

[wanton portal]

I'm going to have my ass handed to Hikaru

no thanks

[wintry ingot]

dog

[lavish blade]

dog

[wintry ingot]

cat

[wanton portal]

bird

[wintry ingot]

cow

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/thesimpsons-bart-simpson-dont-have-a-cow-don't-have-a-cow-dont-have-a-cow-man-gif-269547880223598654

[wintry ingot]

bird reveal?

[wanton portal]

no birds

just fish

[wintry ingot]

fish reveal then

[wanton portal]

later

[lavish blade]

Who WANNA PLAY CHESS

[lavish blade]

can u

[wintry ingot]

library sountrack machen

[quick night]

I didn't say i don't like chess anymore, why would i have it installed on my phone, just that i gave up playing casually and professionally, anyhow, no.

[quick night]

Forgot to press reply

[wanton portal]

is it physically possible to get an 8pack

[wintry ingot]

maybe

[faint dragon]

Nice perro

[wintry ingot]

thanks mate

[wanton portal]

need

[lavish blade]

aw okay

[wintry ingot]

have you tested alchemyst yet

[wanton portal]

they even got lighter handles

wow

[rancid urchin]

need so bad

[faint dragon]

I played it for 1 minute

[rancid urchin]

make it fit a zippo

[wintry ingot]

username checks out

[quick night]

Perfect for my 500 cigarettea

[wanton portal]

five hundred

[wintry ingot]

@wanton portal bird

[wanton portal]

hot damn

[umbral bough]

?

[wintry ingot]

dude's trying to learn defense , i'm assumying he meant parries

[umbral bough]

or maybe he mean shields

[wintry ingot]

well doesnt matter because he left anyway

😔

[umbral bough]

skill issue tbh

[quick night]

Private message him with the clips without any context.

Damn you autocorrect

[wintry ingot]

true half sword mindset

t

[faint dragon]

birds know ball

[wanton portal]

now count the cigs behind it

[lavish blade]

u wsanna play chess

[faint dragon]

nah im busy playing minecraft

populating a castle

[eager jungle]

you sound like a half life 2 zombie with voice problems from birth

[lavish blade]

u

can we play chess

[eager jungle]

i have never played chess in my entire life

and that site is blocked in russia for some reason

[quick night]

It's easy bro, and use a vpn

[eager jungle]

well i did like in 3rd grade but not anymore

• i dont find chess fun

[eager jungle]

im not smart enough for it to be easy

💔

[lavish blade]

dw im 300 elo

im terrible

[light tree]

hi chrome

[lavish blade]

how would you respond

[light tree]

nice stuff youve made

[lavish blade]

hey

ty

[eager jungle]

i dont know

cause i dont know any openings

[light tree]

whats up man

hru

[lavish blade]

bruh

[lavish blade]

good wanna play chess

[light tree]

i am really bad

[lavish blade]

im 300 elo

[light tree]

the last time I played was like 2 years ago

[quick night]

Don't worry bro, the last time i played it was back in senior highschool.

Well technically like 20 minutes ago but still

[lavish blade]

please

[light tree]

join vc

[lavish blade]

i dont speakl

i dont have a mic

[quick night]

Oh shit this is gonna play out live

[lavish blade]

300

yeah

[quick night]

Dont use mic, just use chat

[lavish blade]

thats what im doing

[heavy drum]

LilBread_77

[lavish blade]

challenged u

[quick night]

Manager melon

[lavish blade]

lowkey thought u had ideas of scholars mate

[quick night]

Whats happening in live chrome

[lavish blade]

talking

fuck i played a terrible move

there goes my pawn structure

thankfully he took the knight for some reason\

[wanton portal]

white winning

unless

[lavish blade]

id say its like +0.8 for white

[heavy drum]

Id say equal I just blundered a pawn

[lavish blade]

i dont get it

whyd u do that

[heavy drum]

I am half asleep

[lavish blade]

oh

[heavy drum]

Its 7AM i havent slept yet

[lavish blade]

smart move

fuh

[wanton portal]

we have mics but we have things to do

we just want to watch

[lavish blade]

yeah too greedy

bro is my queen trapped

rematch?

nobody saw that lmao

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-the-whole-thing-shocked-nervous-surprised-scared-gif-15937993

Knight pawn and rook all targetting that queen

[lavish blade]

chess.com thinks im stupid

so i always have to play against scholars mate

its so fucking annoying

[wanton portal]

do you guys know how to do ladders mate

?

[quick night]

Taking a dump rn

[wanton portal]

you're shitsing

[faint dragon]

im gonna brown

[lavish blade]

im not trading

[atomic mist]

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[lavish blade]

the pawn on d4 will be very hard to defend

nvm

i guess i can

[gloomy urchin]

why not push queen side

its clearlu open

[quick night]

I have to wash

[lavish blade]

u hung ur queen

[quick night]

Bedet comes in clutch

[lavish blade]

im not taking

[wanton portal]

@lavish blade for the love of everything thats holy

TRADE QUEENS

[gloomy urchin]

also white is passive asg

asf

[lavish blade]

mercy

[lavish blade]

actually it isnt even trade

its hanging

ill just do ts again lmfao

[gloomy urchin]

i'd attack queen highkey

[quick night]

Bedet is insanely op wtf

[wanton portal]

is it spelled bidet or bedet

[quick night]

Its def spelt bidet

Flush

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/igor-burdzy-igor-burdzy-burdzy-igor-igor-burdzy-gif-17599279144287393067

[lavish blade]

id say ure winning

slightly

[gloomy urchin]

god forbid pawns endgamr

[lavish blade]

mainly bcz ur elo is 3 times mien

i KNOW

CHESS.COM HATES ME

[wanton portal]

isnt this just a race for whoever gets to the otherside now

[lavish blade]

im like the noob hikaru

[gloomy urchin]

no its slightest wrong move = draw or you fumble so hard its mate in 5

[lavish blade]

i was there once

just start not dozing off in ur games

[gloomy urchin]

i was like 800 when i started how do uou get to 140 😭

[lavish blade]

can i sac on c6 to create a new queen

Oh shoot i closed the tan

tab

[wanton portal]

you resigned!!!

[lavish blade]

I KNOW BU THE TAB CLOSED

can u resign

please

I CANT

THE FUKCINGD f;oklsf s'dkl;'fasd;l k'fks l;d'l; ;l'kfas

[wanton portal]

wait no

[gloomy urchin]

he resigned

[wanton portal]

this is MINDS GAMES

HE DIDNT ACTUALLY TAB OUT

[gloomy urchin]

oh wait it was mate in onne

[lavish blade]

he actually hung his queen twice

who wanna play

on move 20 and 21

[gloomy urchin]

lichess only

[lavish blade]

i dont do lichess

[gloomy urchin]

well screw you then

[wanton portal]

I've only been in the chess community for a short time

whats lichess

[lavish blade]

otehr chess website

[gloomy urchin]

open source project that is cooler than chess.com

[quick night]

Damn you toilet break

I missed the whole thing

[lavish blade]

im actually quite bad when it comes to positions under pressure

[gloomy urchin]

but unfortunately they dont have good lesssons so chess.com wins there

[lavish blade]

here's the game https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/146743904308/analysis

[wanton portal]

hmm

[gloomy urchin]

org

not com

[wanton portal]

oh ok

[gloomy urchin]

https://lichess.org/ZVEVm0VL

fight me

coward

[lavish blade]

i hate yu canal attack

"hehe check"

thats a good mvoe

[quick night]

Get out of voice channel bro

[gloomy urchin]

uhh something somethign theory

i forgor my openings

[wanton portal]

big bazinga theory

[lavish blade]

chat should i castle short or long

knights on the rim are dim

fork

[gloomy urchin]

bruh

[lavish blade]

wanna resign?

[quick night]

Sounds like you're cleaning your nose in the bathroom

[quick night]

tf does bazinga even mean

[lavish blade]

ts position is boring wanna draw

i absolutely despise closed positions by how boring they are

[gloomy urchin]

you're running out of moves

[lavish blade]

its like watching paint dry

[gloomy urchin]

my pawn structure is impenetrable

[lavish blade]

yeahh gotta start throwing punches

OH COME ON

[gloomy urchin]

gg

[lavish blade]

how do i resign in lite chess

didnt see your fucking slug queen

[gloomy urchin]

if you sacced the knight or pushed h7 it wouldnt end so fast

[lavish blade]

if i pushed h7 my kingside would be terrible

[gloomy urchin]

then you take f6 with knight and its atleast not a mate in 3

[lavish blade]

huh

i couldve moved my rook, no?

[gloomy urchin]

green = 1 move red = 2 move

[lavish blade]

oh

[gloomy urchin]

https://lichess.org/ZVEVm0VL laugh at this person

[lavish blade]

do yuou even see the psotion

[lavish blade]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-king-boo-luigi-stfu-lmao-gif-5721778190843767785

[gloomy urchin]

wait huh its not mate in one

fuck

oopsie daisy

[lavish blade]

ne6 prevents mate

[gloomy urchin]

yuh

[lavish blade]

i hate you gng😔

[lavish blade]

i was winning but you gaslated me into thinking i was losing

[iron finch]

Your thoughts?

[gloomy urchin]

psychological warfare

[lavish blade]

im better 😛

[gloomy urchin]

well you see

i forgot my openings theory

[lavish blade]

bro

[gloomy urchin]

i was just spitting moves and fucked up completely at developing pieces

[quick night]

Post random photo with audio of you bleeding out

You have no blood?

[hollow kestrel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1027933502294986802/1039254693634916433/ah.gif

[quick night]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1027933502294986802/1039254693634916433/ah.gif

Genuinely had a hard attack

While posting it

OH SHIT

i still feel it

You don't know how scary that was

[gloomy urchin]

dishonored ost hits hard

[quick night]

More like a mini heart attack but still

[lavish blade]

almost beat him but he gaslated me into thinking i was lost

[iron finch]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-the-cat-jinx-jinx-cat-cat-computer-gif-25786466

[gloomy urchin]

drunken whaler

[quick night]

I'm rather in immense pain my good sir

I forgive you bro

[iron finch]

this one

[loud comet]

[slender pasture]

@dreamy mango what do you think about these pics?

[iron finch]

it this bald mark zuckerberg

[slender pasture]

Fr

[quick night]

@dreamy mango ......

Will you marry me?

[slender pasture]

@dreamy mango no you know I am truely the one you love...

[slender pasture]

@dreamy mango who can resist me and my red shirt?

[slender pasture]

@dreamy mango will do that to you if you don't step back

[wanton portal]

https://youtu.be/IKhqbAjVyI4?si=061ETPese6GsXwef

[slender pasture]

Nostalgia

[maiden edge]

WHERE TF IS THE REALESE

WHY SO LATE

AT THE GAMESCOME THEY SAID NOVEMBER REALESE

[unborn kayak]

q1 2026

[quick night]

Speak coward

Admit it, he doesn't even know you.

[slender pasture]

He loves me know

[slender pasture]

How did you get the Willie Ai?

[loud comet]

speaking of lookalikes

[quick night]

Character ai, i made it, its public

[loud comet]

i remember ww2 photo that looked exactly like willie

[slender pasture]

Lmao, I would imagine Willie to be more nice :(

[quick night]

Oh shit hes going to use it against me

It's official

Come to the wedding on dec 20

[dreamy mango]

what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?

[pulsar orchid]

are you flirting with an ai willie?

[quick night]

Real willie*

And its not an, it's THE real Willie

[quick night]

Stfu you're a mere fake

[dreamy mango]

Wretch!

ꮇꮯꮤꮎꮑꭰꭼꭱᏼꭼꭺꮪꭲ

general-catfish-🐱🐟

I am AI.

[drowsy finch]

Chat I’m bouta get a -10/100 on my final 😈

[gloomy urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bunny-bunny-cat-cat-bunny-drewisme-gif-21993650

[gloomy urchin]

hi raliralirali

[craggy trail]

I personally have a 500 hour long romance rp with the Willie AI chatbot

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[drowsy finch]

Hallooo!!!

[gloomy urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-blep-silly-funny-doodle-gif-15528037776266422605

[drowsy finch]

Eueueuughhhh

[craggy trail]

Anyway I’m cooked

[drowsy finch]

I’m cookeder than you ! >:)

[craggy trail]

Willie is MY soulmate and nobody else’s

[drowsy finch]

Oh yeah no I’m not that cooked nvm

[gloomy urchin]

i have 3 days to write 8 A4 pages worth of text into my notebook as a homework

[drowsy finch]

Bagh just lock in fr !!

At least you dont gotta memorize alla it

[craggy trail]

Oh real

I have to catch up on course work and do a group assignment and plan for christmas and write a 3,000 word essay by Friday

[gloomy urchin]

chatgpt

[tranquil geode]

No chatgpt

[stable wren]

How'd that date go sire

[tranquil geode]

Thinking for yourself is sexy, and cool

[quick night]

Willie and Melon Johnathan's Ceremony (Starting dec 20)

[stable wren]

Dafuq

[quick night]

Holy shit I'm really committing to this

[stable wren]

Erm

Assistance

You need

[quick night]

Who's gonna be my best man?

All the people i know greatly either have left this server, or just really quiet nowadays.

[gloomy urchin]

moai

[lime knoll]

Can I wear my suit?

[quick night]

Yes

[lime knoll]

Then I guess me

[white prawn]

https://youtu.be/0zD01XIIekg?si=l1QG_3Wo2B4wYQls if John "Willie" Halfsword isn't in the game, I'm not buying it

[quick night]

Hmmm, honestly don't think he could arrive in time

[coarse token]

@lost palm

[quick night]

#1450127885322158180

Join the wedding brothers

Everyone is invited, even a random ass person.

[gloomy urchin]

i enjoy handwriting what the fuck

[gusty forge]

something thats always confused me is those articles that are titled like "My Husband Isn’t Thrilled Our Adult Son Moved Back in With Us—and He’s Making It Everyone’s Problem"

like. m'am thats cool and all but i don't really care

[gloomy urchin]

well you see some like to read about how asshole random people they never met are

and then create stereotypes

[craggy trail]

Yeah it went well

Ignore my Willie comment.

[warm shoal]

Why were there jokes about smashing your balls with a rock

What even started the joke in the first place

[craggy trail]

I don’t know but I miss me testies

[warm shoal]

Has anyone tried to smash a rock with a rock

[craggy trail]

Anyway, some redditor said he was gonna smash his balls with a rock if half sword didn’t drop tomorrow

At least I think that’s what happened

[warm shoal]

Cooked

Half sword is dropping in like april

[quick night]

Overdosed on hopium

[warm shoal]

Bro is not having kids

[gloomy urchin]

why are we having this conversation

[quick night]

I only take a daily single dose

[stable wren]

Because reddit is stupid as shit

[warm shoal]

I'm gonna play half sword if half sword doesn't release tomorrow, and if it does, I'm still playing half sword

[eager jungle]

god bless your soul

[gloomy urchin]

reddit is my only memes supply

[quick night]

Just make the memes

[lime harness]

been playing a bunch of drg,

I've found like 7 error cubes this morning

rare my ass

[gloomy urchin]

lol no who do you think i am creative?

[eager jungle]

what is drg

[quick night]

Me, i think you could be creative

[stable wren]

Deep rock galactic

[lime harness]

deep rock galactic :3

[stable wren]

Is fun

[lime harness]

yesh

[eager jungle]

damn

dont know that one

[lime harness]

I main driller

because I am a mole human

[stable wren]

I main engineer

[lime harness]

noice

[eager jungle]

is it a multiplayer game

[stable wren]

My friend called me a meta slave once

[stable wren]

Get l4d2.

Mix it with like warhammer-aesthetic

And add mining

[gloomy urchin]

the only creativity you will see is my weak attempts at coming up with cool insults and inconveniences and something programming-related

[eager jungle]

eh i dont like multiplayers

[stable wren]

It's fun

[quick night]

Take this and make something

[stable wren]

Drg is super teamwork focused doe

[gloomy urchin]

no fucking clue

[eager jungle]

when 😂 🤣 when ea close but delay 💀 😂

[tawny bear]

discord is multiuser

[eager jungle]

multiplayer games

discord isnt a game

[stable wren]

You can play games on discord

[gloomy urchin]

uhh worker wage and taxes

[eager jungle]

those are individual games built into discord

discord is a social platform

😔

[gloomy urchin]

there am i cool

[tawny bear]

so you are socially okay with discord but not in games

[eager jungle]

no i just dont play multiplayer games unless they are soloable

im a story game geek

[tawny bear]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-thunder-sadness-sea-gif-11553695369956337318

[gloomy urchin]

i am thinking of getting arma reforger with sole purpose of improving my voice chatting abilities

[stable wren]

Oh you can solo drg

[quick night]

You have "no fucking clue" because you replied to this 5 five seconds after i posted this

[eager jungle]

ill see if i feel like playing it then

[stable wren]

You get a very overpowered robot too

[gloomy urchin]

shut up

[stable wren]

That does just about everything in solo

[eager jungle]

oh i think i remember drg gameplay

you like fight monsters

[stable wren]

That mf solo'd the high difficulty spiders and centipede

[eager jungle]

and stuff

i dont remember the exact gameplay

but i remember some of it

[stable wren]

Spiders and centipedes

[eager jungle]

it was in like 2022 or smth

[gloomy urchin]

to make good meme you need good irony humor

[stable wren]

Basically just bugs

[gloomy urchin]

which i dont have

[eager jungle]

maybe 23

[eager jungle]

not a big fan of insects

[stable wren]

The rolly polly fucker is annoying

[gloomy urchin]

anyways dont tell me what to do you're not my dad

[stable wren]

Question, what is the most annoying bug

In your own opinion

[quick night]

Admit it, you are mentally limiting yourself by thinking you are limited.

[stable wren]

They look almost nothing like real bugs

[quick night]

Who told you im not?

[stable wren]

The creepiest one is the rolly polly

[stuck pivot]

Who else be dismembering them even after the fight ends

[tawny bear]

i was gonna buy deep rock galactic but looked boring

[gloomy urchin]

i am mentally limiting myself because i dont want to think

[stable wren]

Destroy there morale, it's more damaging

[gloomy urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-king-boo-luigi-stfu-lmao-gif-5721778190843767785

[stuck pivot]

giphy > tenor

[stable wren]

Who cares

Both do the same shit

[scarlet cradle]

leaf lover...

[stuck pivot]

Search clash royale on giphy

[quick night]

Might actually cause a paradox in time if i actually was

[stuck pivot]

Its just corn tbh

[lime harness]

mmmmm,

lemme think

[tawny bear]

jolly bug shaker

[gloomy urchin]

or you could lie

[quick night]

Wait, im not hes father?

[lime harness]

I'd have to say the stingtail or whatever

hate em

[gloomy urchin]

why do old war books sound more casual when it comes to describing bullets, blood, fire and other shit when their entire purpose is to tell new generations about how bad it was during war

[craggy trail]

Like the Half Life subreddit, which is now crashing out over the game awards

[stable wren]

The scorpion thingy?

[craggy trail]

https://tenor.com/view/hl2-hl3-half-life-3-hopium-hope-gif-7246120153840726923

[gloomy urchin]

war descriptions seems to be more brutal by those who havent seen war in their entire life

[lime harness]

yes

you never expect them until they yank you off a cliff

[gloomy urchin]

in modern books

[craggy trail]

Have y’all ever encountered a venomous snake?

[eager jungle]

i may have taken a hit to my forehead and brain however i did the cool spinny thing so i win

[quick night]

Nostalgia

[gloomy urchin]

😭

no like genuinely it doesnt even look like they try

[craggy trail]

Desensitisation

[gloomy urchin]

maybe but does it affect writing really

[craggy trail]

Absolutely it’d affect your writing

It’d affect your entire recounting of an event

[gloomy urchin]

im pretty sure description of events especially the ones you've personally witnessed is up to your writing skills

[craggy trail]

A civilian describing seeing somebody get shot vs a veteran describing somebody getting shot would be very different, no?

[gloomy urchin]

maybe?? again i think its up to your writing skills

[eager jungle]

the difference would be the veteran probably understanding what being shot feels like

cause theres no way you dont take atleast 1 bullet somewhere during war

unless you arent on the frontlines probably

[stable wren]

One threw me into the abyss that the horde was spawning from

[craggy trail]

If you’re desensitised, you’d describe it with significantly less emotion and or detail

Because it’s just another Tuesday, why put much effort into it? Not that important

[gloomy urchin]

if your description is affected by the fact that YOU as an author witnessed it and not YOUR CHARACTER witnessing it then you're probably a bad writer

[craggy trail]

I simply have to disagree. A character is simply a tool an author uses to express their thoughts

[faint dragon]

https://youtube.com/shorts/cPN1Y6qV2qo?si=8qglPficb_dXV4Qg

Polite arh robber

[gloomy urchin]

characters have different personalities, different reactions, emotions. in a book a description of similiar events can differ simply because one character witnessing it is a veteran and other is a scared civilian

[faint dragon]

okay gn chat

sleep nearing in a bit

[eager jungle]

gn

[craggy trail]

You do realise that a lot of early anti-war works were based on personal experience, right?

[gloomy urchin]

i dont see how that contradicts with my take

[eager jungle]

what if the character is based off the author

🤔

[craggy trail]

For example, All Quiet on the Western Front’s main character was quite literally a fictitious representation of the author

[craggy trail]

Because now the characters have a reason not to care anymore

How do you think they should describe blood and death?

It’s actually poor writing to tell the reader how to feel

[gloomy urchin]

idk im not a writer

[gloomy urchin]

but it SHOULD tell (even indirectly) how character feels, no?

[lament merlin]

Doesn’t the main character die in that movie?

[gloomy urchin]

from a movie no the other guy does

[stable wren]

Eh, i am 50/50 with that

[gloomy urchin]

oh wait

nvrm

i remember now

yeah

[craggy trail]

No, no honestly it’s up to the reader to infer

[craggy trail]

Yes, and in the book IIRC

The main character was still based on the author

[lament merlin]

Why would he kill himself off?

Then

[craggy trail]

Because he didn’t survive the war. Nobody did

[lament merlin]

Mm

[craggy trail]

Young men died one way or another. Always have, always will

[gloomy urchin]

then how are you supposed to dive into the world and its characters when "its up to you to imagine everything and interpret characters too"

[lament merlin]

Ok anyways back to looking at memes you guys have a good day

[gloomy urchin]

thats a stupid take

[stable wren]

When i generally write lore and i make a disturbing scene or thing that makes x character be in awe of y thing, i USUALLY just say, "The air around them went cold it felt like for a few minutes." Or around that. You can outright say what happened, but i feel like ambiguity is king

[craggy trail]

It’s drawing upon writing advice. It also depends on the perspective

[gloomy urchin]

are you not supposed to show your character's personality and just make it up on your own?

[craggy trail]

Yeah see that’s perfect

[lament merlin]

Simple, you just put them in situations, and show their reactions. You show, not tell.

[gloomy urchin]

if you show your character's personality then it automatically shows how he reacts to things

[gloomy urchin]

yes i said above that it should tell even indirectly how character feels

[quick night]

Do you just stare at the memes channel all day?

[gloomy urchin]

not just descripition of "rifle was shot"

[eager jungle]

he may be schizophrenic a little

the memes cannot be that good

[lament merlin]

Possibly, if I’m bored I do my school work

[craggy trail]

I want to ask you how you think a scene should be written

[gloomy urchin]

well you see i can critique but the second you put a responsibility on me i will fumble

[craggy trail]

That’s the problem. You can criticise but are unable to offer any valid alternative

[gloomy urchin]

sorry that i dont know writing theory before sharing my views

[quick night]

Didn't he keep insisting on "Not having any creativity" last conversation topic?

[gloomy urchin]

who is he and what convo tpic

[gloomy urchin]

if you can see something makes an art off but cant point it out let alone explain why it feels off, it doesn't mean there isnt any problem

[craggy trail]

The issue lies in my inability to see what you want and where you’re coming from

[quick night]

The person is a human and the conversation was and had a topic

[quick night]

Oh shit i assumed gender

[craggy trail]

You can’t articulate your desires or your viewpoint. How am I supposed to engage that?

[warm shoal]

In what streams has sellsword played half sword?

Cuz I low-key can't find it

[stable wren]

you tend to stray from that, because if you tell the reader too much it feels like your holding their hand and calling them stupid to a degree

[stable wren]

one of 20+ planets 💔

[craggy trail]

You have such a massive scope…

[chrome token]

dy

[stable wren]

its fun

[stable wren]

I only make big universe projects

[craggy trail]

If you reduced it to one planet, it’d feel a lot more fleshed out y’know

[gloomy urchin]

old war books explain war events too casually from all characters' pov. you could write it off as "desensitization", but the issue is that there is nothing to compare it with IN A BOOK, which makes it look like just a shit description of events, like a teenager came up with a simple war scenario while not even imagining what that experience could feel like from character's perspective (or he just cant describe that from his pov for life) and tries to play it off

[chrome token]

how did you write a paragraph so fast

[craggy trail]

Give me an example

[chrome token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1360673823481008298/2025-4-12_20h51min37s_1920x1080.png?ex=6940f37f&is=693fa1ff&hm=49559a7355b93881898b5737811470e8340e5c32650a9aa7e9823d11acda4f38&

eternal suffering is forever https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1360672894866292978/2025-4-12_20h47min36s_1920x1080.png?ex=6940f2a2&is=693fa122&hm=e0eaec0f32f21a2e894ca06ef679006e4a1b905e3945dec9e215ea86400bc28a&

[gloomy urchin]

i dont keep the names of the books in some vault but an example of paragraph im writing rn

[chrome token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1358882775205286190/2025-4-7_22h14min37s_1920x1080.png?ex=694106f4&is=693fb574&hm=6e925d6be9819c5a5ad191c29606afb3a43dde4170a45232e5bca85dfe414e3a&

[gloomy urchin]

it feels too casual

literally no emotional leverage

it's coming from kid's perspective though but it hardly excuses that

[craggy trail]

Yeah that honestly feels like the point

It’s supposed to sound detached and emotionless

[craggy trail]

What’s the context of the scene?

[craggy trail]

Oh a KID

oh my goodness

[chrome token]

Anomalies of half sword ❤️

[craggy trail]

It comes off as somebody who’s been thoroughly indoctrinated

But if it’s a kid

It’s a Russian book? When was it written?

[gloomy urchin]

yuh russian book, not sure hold on

[craggy trail]

That might be your problem.

[gloomy urchin]

uhh not sure but guy died in 1941

[craggy trail]

Is it supposed to condemn war?

[gloomy urchin]

oh its about ww1

[craggy trail]

“Bourgeois have nothing to fear”

[gloomy urchin]

it should be "No need to fear bourgeois"

[gloomy urchin]

yuh kid dies in the end

[craggy trail]

The language barrier isn’t helping

[chrome token]

this game pmo

[gloomy urchin]

i think my issue starts at the fact that its about ww1 and not ww2

which makes description even worse

[craggy trail]

I can’t wrap my head around it so I can’t really comment on it

I’m missing pieces here

[gloomy urchin]

i mean i can send you the entire story in docx

but you gotta translate urself

[craggy trail]

I honestly don’t have time to read an entire story

Uni is crushing me

[gloomy urchin]

its like 8 pages

[craggy trail]

Okay send it

[gloomy urchin]

dms idk if mods will appreciate the file

[craggy trail]

Dms then

[stable wren]

Noe

[craggy trail]

https://tenor.com/view/viva-colombia-flag-colombia-gif-11384439

[stable wren]

its actually the US

Columbia is just the United States in my universe

[craggy trail]

https://tenor.com/view/freedom-america-usa-im-sorry-i-cant-hear-you-over-the-sound-of-my-freedom-gif-9521927

[gloomy urchin]

im going to bed now goobnight

[craggy trail]

Night

[gloomy urchin]

rare footage of my rant being somewhat vlaid

[eager jungle]

somewhat vlad

[gloomy urchin]

VALID

ok bye

[stable wren]

What the fuck is a kilometer?! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🦅

[gusty forge]

i just learned a fun fact

statistically, if you get 8 hours of sleep and still feel sleepy during the day then that means you lost the game

[craggy trail]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-gun-reloading-gif-18576573

[stable wren]

War?! I LOVE THAT SHIT!

[craggy trail]

Hold on I have a full timeline written out if you’d be interested

[stable wren]

bet

[lament merlin]

All way thought that in an alternate universe you should change the name of America to Columbia, since that was a name for the continent in the past.

[quick night]

Some dumbass found a way to remove sora's watermark, were screwed

[stable wren]

America original

name

was Columbia

so eh, it makes sense

[craggy trail]

We should’ve called it Vespuccia

It would’ve been funnier

[tawny bear]

ik , social media is full of those videos and old people or who doesnt know about ai comments on them and keep sharing them

[stable wren]

i was originally going to name it Montana or Phoenix

[tawny bear]

a leak about epic game's freemiums .
Jurassic World: Evolution 2 – December 18th
Desperados 3 – December 19th
Total War: Warhammer – December 20th
Tropico 5 – December 21st
Chicken Police – Paint it Red! – December 22nd
Loop Hero – December 23rd
LEGO Batman – December 24th
Commander Keen – December 25th
Farming Simulator 2022 – December 26th
Slime Rancher 2 – December 27th
Terraria – December 28th
Detroit: Become Human – December 29th
Mortal Kombat 11 – December 30th
Red Dead Redemption 2 – December 31st

[craggy trail]

Dms btw

[stable wren]

yeah i saw

its neat

i need to do a timeline

[gusty forge]

i can get all of those games for free anyway

🔥

[tawny bear]

i know what you mean but of course you will be sitting without multiplayer

[craggy trail]

I should work on this again.

[lament merlin]

Who needs RDRO anyways

[tawny bear]

terarria

[lament merlin]

Wha?

[tawny bear]

terraria is a good choice

for multiplayer

[lament merlin]

True

I’ve never played it but your prob right

[tawny bear]

total war warhammer is nice too

i never played it but saw friends play it

terraria

[stable wren]

hey, btw. If your down and have time, you wanna try and draw one of the foot soldiers from a Nation?

I will just give you the easiest one

[tawny bear]

show me the feet

[stable wren]

erm, noe

[craggy trail]

I’ll get back to you on the 22nd. I have a tight schedule right now

[tawny bear]

master moai's wrath will be upon you

[stable wren]

Alright, understandable

[gusty forge]

that game is mid anyway 💔

[craggy trail]

Send me the details now and I’ll work on that when I’m able

[stable wren]

alright

[craggy trail]

God dammit I still have to draw pregnant willie

[lament merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/office-argument-corporate-customer-reply-gif-12997720129382006005

[lament merlin]

I’m sorry what?

[craggy trail]

https://tenor.com/view/dolphin-jumpscare-artist-artist-jumpscare-i-will-draw-you-pregnant-gif-3425076831001338781

• I HAVE done this
• I WILL do it again

[lament merlin]

Proof?

[craggy trail]

One sec

[lament merlin]

Since when did Willie have breasts?

[craggy trail]

Oh that’s not Willie

That’s my friend

[lament merlin]

Ah

Well we need to step this up

[craggy trail]

He knows what he did.

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[lament merlin]

And model a pregnant Willie for in game

[waxen heart]

This is why i dont mess with artist

[weary tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/dawid-jasper-dawid-jasper-trik-jasper-trik-trik-gif-5614541419345197317

[eager jungle]

so you dont mess with the people that probably made sketches of your favorite game

during developing

[weary tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-hopping-bear-grizzly-bear-playing-in-snow-gif-15847584769552197262

[gloomy crest]

What's a breastplate then

[lament merlin]

Could also be called a chestplate

[nova scroll]

@dark nimbus

[waxen heart]

I meant the other kind

Not the game

Cuz if i do please pray for me that i dont get drawn pregnate

[lament merlin]

Who the heck is Bob?

[nova scroll]

friend of mine

i switched accounts back in september and forgot his user

🙏

[lament merlin]

Why are you pinging him? You bringing him over to watch or something?

[nova scroll]

yes

[nova scroll]

i cant dm him or add him

he has his shit closed

[lament merlin]

You better make some popcorn then

[nova scroll]

nah mate im kind more of

a chicken wings guy

[nova scroll]

you want to ping him with me

@dark nimbus

[lament merlin]

Sure

@dark nimbus

BOB

[lime knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/tired-parting-gif-13274457

[nova scroll]

BOB WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!

[eager jungle]

oh

reasonable then

[nova scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-staring-instagram-gif-1916558834384561646

[lament merlin]

@dark nimbus

[nova scroll]

bob ded

[lament merlin]

:(

[nova scroll]

bro i miss him

😔

[stable wren]

if you could add like

any Slavik weapon

what would it be

[nova scroll]

WHY THE HELL IS THE BEE TWERKIN

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-twerk-andreas-tegnander-gif-9621486865491734692

[livid trout]

i have idea for half sword

[nova scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/akira-gif-15398462093177454198

[nova scroll]

find the other half to make it full

[tawny bear]

https://tenor.com/view/bumblebee-gif-3070256791979829547

[nova scroll]

whatever flies your bee bro

💔

[lament merlin]

Whatever buzzes your bee would have been more fitting

[weary tinsel]

MASSIVE 2 HANDED RUSSIAN VIKING AXE

Vikings in Russia are underrated

[torn bronze]

vikings were russian?

[stable wren]

yes

[torn bronze]

no tf they were not

[stable wren]

Vikings were a culture primarily scandivian and Slavic

[weary tinsel]

There were vikings in russia

[torn bronze]

JYSK?

scandanavian sleeping and living

[weary tinsel]

What

[torn bronze]

the duck

the

company

with the duck

mascot

[stable wren]

I had slavic viking ancestors

[torn bronze]

i had cuman ancestors

[stable wren]

they existed

[stable wren]

Slav vikings had some cool shit

have you seen the Valaska axe?

it was like an axe cane

[weary tinsel]

Nah the Russians had some dope stuff. Most metal vikings ever

[torn bronze]

looks like

[weary tinsel]

My ancestors were a part of it

[torn bronze]

it looks like a fokos

[stable wren]

yeah

there armor was cool as shit

[weary tinsel]

Would love to see some rurik ruins

[stable wren]

if it is true that half sword is the beginning of a series of games

I pray for a game set in like

Russia, or Sweden

[weary tinsel]

Swedish armor was used in Russia a lot too

Primarily because sweds came to russia

[stable wren]

My half sword sequel region wishlist: Turkey, China, Russia, Sweden, or Napoleonic timezone (Sabres, and musket melee combat.)

[little talon]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-twerk-andreas-tegnander-gif-9621486865491734692

[weary tinsel]

Id love to fight during Oleg of Novgorod's time

[stable wren]

Smacking someone over the head with a Valaska is what i want to do

[gloomy crest]

Everyone's a viking due to photosynthesis, by the way.

[rare vale]

Is it just me or is the short spear extrmely overpowered when used by an npc?

[stable wren]

They don't have sway in alt

[rare vale]

yeah

legit more dangerous to fight a normal npc with a shortspear then a boss