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Ivans armor is so cool
Well yeah
The founding fathers intended us to have ak-47s in halfsword
Ivan the nerd
Frank the weapon guy
Uhhh
Chad*
Hey mods this guy is insulting the devs?
He is a chad
Can we like ban him
He voiced willie
Yup
Les go
The voice actor that's active here
I probably butchered his name
😭
He does willie screams
Didn't mean he was the one who voiced willie 😭
I meant he told me who it was like two days ago
Ivan and Kepon are both willie va
hi
Yea its ivan
As he smacks you over the head with a mace
I was checking the message where he told me
I originally thought it was frank who voiced willie
I used to think he did both cus I never any voice actor but him
Because kepon voiced a lot earlier
What has sam on lately
And his story was fairly funny
The dev team said they liked his screams
And that's basically history from what i know
so they just cut him from doing lines and made him just scream? 💀
Michigan
Poor soul
i pictured him to sound german ish
No
now all I think of is the stereotypical American voice
You sound american to me
That's called not having an accent
An American accent is...
That's called you should perish
A country accent..
Ivan is Swedish accent im pretty sure
Play half sword and yk
Do the thing to willie
All he does is just scream in-game
Look at the picture or you not my friend guys 👊
Yes
Idk if that even counts at that point
he’s RAD AF !!!!
Moist critical played Halfsword before?
Haven't seen, what am i missing?
Yes
it’s when batman gets his back broken by bane and Jean-Paul Valley (azrael) takes up the cowl
He meh
Sam played Half Sword before?
Sam has
his whole thing is he’s much more brutal and his suit is constantly evolving to represent that better
He a hema player
Welp, fuck. I am missing out
he straight up lets people die, beats robin, and has visions of an ancient saint telling him to kill people because he’s a brainwashed assassin
Why the hell did be beat up robin
the first issue i read he broke through a diner window, shined the bat signal through to shock the people inside, shoots a shrapnel-producing smoke grenade inside and then punches someone in the face with his bladed fingers and body slams another guy through a table
he gets annoyed, turns around and punches him in the gut
he'd make for a amazing dad
That's badass
Bruce coming back after hes vacation:
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very !!!
i love knightfall, knightquest, and batman beyond
Batman beyond is the shit
truly
batman stories where bruce wayne isn’t batman are always peak
except for dark knights metal
we don’t talk about that
I liked the ones where robins take the mantle
I can't remember the name of the comic
there’s a few
But the one where Damian wayne takes the title of batman was like sick as hell
Tim, the most forgotten robin...
I honestly quite like tim
Call me crazy ik
We're finally here
Daddy Critical finally got to the Ultimate Challenge
barbecue chicken alert
nerd
barbecue chicken alert
this is the type of relationship I want
My name is illegal to say in this server…
a
Hell yeah
I gotta believe!!!
You are crazy
I've yet to watch The Office
I think thats actually slippin jimmy
barbecue chicken alert
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Why is yummy replace y with er in brainrot category
my best guess is that people ended up ruining it via spamming or smth
I'm good, thanks for asking. How about you?
not bad at my dad place
playing on my pc
yummas
why is that even blocked anyways
thats why pc is superior to consoles
modding
Zenonex when he doesn't go on his daily rant about how much superior and better pc is than cosnole:
2019
its a fact everyone knows. pc is superior in every way
if that’s true can you do one thing for me
If everyone knows what's the point of telling everyone this ✌️✌️
It's like telling everyone 1+1=2
mrrp
what the fuck does mrrp mean
in gaming
its subjective really
because saying it is satisfying cause i have personal hate for console
comfort >>>>>
Idk I think a PS5 is alot more convenient to move around than a pc
It also may not having modding or crazy graphic possibilités but its definitely more than enough for most games and for €500 it's not too bad
Even though pc is better in every other way
it’s subliminal messaging by evil awful horrible serial killers
consoles would been alright if paid online didnt exist. save the money you put on ps plus for example you get a pc
yea paid online is stupid as hell
if that’s the case can you do something for me
At least ps plus isn't a bad deal why the hell is it required for online
hey thats me
Why'd you have to send this
Idk if you can say this..
you don’t know ball
is it travis scott
no
it’s actually a goated asian guy
POLOTICKS
yeah i mean if you save that monthly ps plus money for a pc is actually better
because you will spend alot on subscriptions
hey buddy if that’s the case can you do something for me
That'd likely take a decade for a very good pc though
dont ask to ask
montrezl harrell or jeremy lin????
premium which is the highest tier is only around 110~ eur a year
you dont have to go overkill
spell icup
how much budget would be good enough for a pc though
neither
i-c-u-p
you what??????????
i see you pee huh
can you not spell that
I see you pee
are you stupid
is bro trolling us
is this what failed in school looks like
Also aren't ram prices insanely high rn actually
i got mine for 1k
cant even spell words
im glad i got 32 gbs
but my pc sounds weird
so idk if i should be happy
16gb ram is apparently the same price as a fucking PS5 or higher price
you said you spectated me in a moment of indecency
i win
no i didnt
the big sony agenda is to blame
yeah huh
i dont even know who you are
yeah you do
isn't it because of ai though?
no i dont you're a random stranger on the internet that cant spell for life
oh yes i blame Hoshino Ai too
i dont talk with people that failed 4th grade
f-o-r l-i-f-e
What does Sony have to do with it though
atleast irl
ez dub
wow rude fak you
why did you say that with - between each letter are you stupid
being in the right place at the right time
So true king
who’s stupid now
i’m literally the smartest person on earth
or when PS5 and Xbox Series X were expensive
no moai is
you failed 4th grade
@lost palm
saving the evidence
i’m literally goated
swatted
nah i just thought
i’d love to be overwhelmed by goats
jumped by goats
this is why your parents switch topic when people ask about you
Lebron James, Messi and Yoshihiro Togashi
just put the make it a quote in the bag
you clearly don’t have enough wisdom and experience to truly appreciate life
liquid????
what
are you okay
not for long
not for long
what you gonna moist it with your mouth?
wow bro too far bro
someone kill this guy
you were going for that path from the beginning
no i was gonna say they should see a doctor
i’m simply on another level
you can’t even comprehend
you unlocked multiple paths to this and what i said is one of them.still your fault
@agile helm
@gloomy urchin
chicken butt
you’ll pay for this one of these day
bitch
fortnite battle pass
i just shit
out my ass
do you know this taylor swift song
too far bro
it's classics
are you okay
he is one of the hive !
the only taylor swift songs i can remember are songs made by bart baker
im from the land down upper
that shit was so fire like 8 years ago
banned for referencing racism and race supremacy
i never heard a single taylor swift song in my life
wait was it ever supremacy?
ask the mods…….
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my japanese is good
LOL. cocks
who would you fight:
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chicken-sized baron or baron-sized chicken
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im surprised server didnt let me to say cock-
no supremacy
for obvious reasons
not obvious reasons
tong tong ton
WHERE
i can say penis
ok now its not obvious
wiener
what are these mumbo jumbo's talking about
what now mr. discover-the-america-reinvent-the-bicycle
but i think literally any context to saying it will get you in a warn and mute
spell icup please
I can't
we do a little redstone
mods love me too much
I'm not competent
not sure atp
pretty please
what's bling
youre a failure
no
i only know back bling from fortnite
i’m actually a wiener
you missed an apostrophe
get it right
shower or grower?
i do shower pretty frequently
no
once a month
i know i know
so thats grime off your face ?
?
dirty
CIA
you need to speak clearly
what does the agency have to do with this i figure
that’s i
do you not understand
who is i
CIA
there is no clear path to life . you must find it by yourself
I don't know who's i
CIA
the path has already been completed
i’m on prestige
why are you bringing up the agency
that’s i
meooww
good morning
why do you want misbehaved female dogs
Ai is fun
~=[,,_,,] what isthat supposed to represent
AI = Asian Intelligence
I'm Asian
is bitch female dog in english too
yeah why
why
what are you
crumpet
I am all of me
I don't have garbage cans
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I just leave the garbage bag outside of my house
what
i dont understand
why does i not understand
who is i
and why do they talk in third-person
i is me
your bio
i mean sure?
why is i suddenly going to check your bio
well you see in lingustics whenever someone says "I" he refers to himself
they spell I not i
because there is no other word for that
I'm having a breakdown
but adding an apostrophe does?
your and you're
its and it's
even goku couldnt
ok wait
even if it doesn't change anything
shouldn't you still need to capitalize I
to refer yourself
since it's like saying your name
you dont need to
i guess it just looks weird w/o capitalization
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a lot of rules are just "whatever"s in language that a lot of people use before it is considered a rule
again . pc is superior
did the girl at the very top just change races
anyways
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realistic heavy
This scared me
^IY_()%(^
i just created Da Vinci's Self Supporting Bridge in Gmod
it doesn't work?
yes I only hear audio
Yes
DAMN YOU AV1 COMPRESSION!
isnt av1 the type you NEED for premiere
Garry’s Mod physics is s tier
context it's a mod that removes gay people and makes MJ look less like a drug user with a crippling alcohol addiction
cola tastes ass
true ngl
where are you from
I heard that cola changes flavor with each country
russia
cola is literally sugar water and carbonation
with whatever bullshit artificial flavoring
well too fucking bad our sparkling water is better thna yours
Is it really artificial if chemicals are natural?
you can say the same thing about drugs
is opium artificial if the poppy is a flower?
You can say the same thing about a lot of stuff
It’s not
Opium is the worst example for this, it’s entirely natural 😭
bad example
once half sword is released for EA
how are you guys gonna design your Willies face?
purple hobgoblin
They’re gonna have character presets
Customisation is very limited
oh like that one game?
uh
type shit
thats a face only a mother could love
is the fnaf 2 movie really that bad
I heard it is
i am very sleepy
I haven’t seen it
I want to, though
i found an old ass phone without a camera
and currently charging it
what happens when you go to the camera app then
does it just explode
Stupid clothes for stupid people
You see them a lot on city folk
Anybody with money, really
@wanton portal Critics hate the FNaF 2 movie but audiences love it. I’m guessing it has terrible writing, but is a fun watch
I made a thing
the only unbearable thing to watch about the fnaf 1 movie was sleepover scene
Wassgood my Willies
Is ts even a question 💔💔💔
@bright portal why the fuck you 1v1ing gordon freeman
I haven’t seen FNaF 1 either 😭
my bad
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When will willie die
November 2026
Huzzah!
Never
reposting deadeye edit
beat the gauntlet
By playing the game
you need to beat the knight boss to unlock ultimate challenge ,
TURN OFF BLOOD IN THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE , it causes lots of crashing
when you beat ultimate challenge , baron is unlocked
let me guess , spiky stick
no
what is it then
when fighting the armoured up knights
get a shortsword, lock ur hands together like LMB and RMB if yk what i mean, and start sawing their neck
its a naked spot in their armour
like lock ur hands in their neck kinda
back of their neck
😒 oh yeah that , that's a really boring way to kill a knight
half sword, go around their head so that your sword is behind their neck, go backwards
ggg
any other way will take 10 minutes
observe
and its really satisfting
or just hit their head 3 times
To beat the game or kill a knight?
no
@hollow wadi
is it true that steam game's original prices are actually higher than needed so that they can do sales
how on earth...
witch
I think most companies/products do this
speaking of witch i want to play noita now
i dont think so
Classic brain Trauma
Bradar wdym how
They inflate their prices so it looks like people are gonna get a good deal when they're not
I'm not sure if stream does this but
walmart of video games
Some companies apparently inflate their prices by like 50% shortly before black Friday/sales
So it looks like you're getting 50% off but you're basically just paying the same price as it would be when it wasn't on sale
Gaba daba
Bro thinks his the wobba guy💀
Who the fuck IS wobba giy
i summon @regal reef
wobba
Die
wobba
thank you for fullfilling your purpose
Die daba
you may go back to the shadow realm now
What wobba is wobba the wobba wob?
wobba
Hellspawn
Replace the green with white

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I did not see what you edited
It said a bunch of very offensive things to women
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Hey, just got into mordhau, do you have any tips?
Yea
we are so back
Dodge a lot,and chambers are good,mainly train these two and maybe if youre bad at parrying train this too
I can send you a guide
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Thanks, I’ll watch it
this looks like kingdom come
Not really
@supple pewter ngl you made me want to Play mord
Good
I just wish it had more players, and why the hell did the devs abandon it, such a gold mine
I agree
It makes me cranky like an old man
Jesus Christ man, you’re the player I get fucked by
Lol
The diffrence is im not toxic like the half of the community
Yea I’ve experienced that before lol
What’s your user?
I dont Remember
"discombobulate" ahh
Build this irl with popsicle sticks
no
Yes
Its summer wdym
oh yeah forgot about climate change. its summer forever now.
Yea
So get your popsicles
i'm too poor.
If youre too poor for a popsicle buy the whole store
you aint tricking nobody.
Amazon does not ship to Macedonia 💔
What is that country 🥀
you're american arent you?
No,but my fav country is prob america,city,Texas,and state kahastan or smth like that
@grok, make a 5 hour long essay about the history of macedonia for @young marsh
Flibber de’gibbet!
Tell my bro Alexander that i said hi
Haven't seen him in a long time
yeah he lives here and is retired, he lives in Bunesh.
Inst that macedonia
no the country, north macedonia. The larpers.
Any idea why cinematic mode drops my fps down to sub 60? I am running on an ultra 9 285k and a 5080
because optimization isn't added in the demo, lower to High which looks the same.
for photos i use Epic mode because if i turn on Cinematic its at -1231241 FPS even in photo mode.
Ah understood
Yeah I was confused af cause I was like this game doesnt appear to be graphically intense at all
what? 😭 you 100% live in the suburbs with bourgeoisie parents. /j
@true brook
Yes
Tut mir nicht leid
what the fuck are you talking about?
@stable wren would you believe me if I told you somebody just told me without any prompting that the poleaxe is their favourite weapon in half sword
I’m fucking seething
I am coping so hard rn
Not this shit again
is that supposed to be bad
what's the issue
He coping
WHATS WRONG WITH IT
Axe >>>
I don't even have a solid opinion on which is better, bro refuses to lose.
Axe
Because if it grazes you
You lose a limb
Axes literally have the highest dismember rate in the game
Poleaxe doesn't have
Despite being an axe
are you coping because axe kills you in 1 swing and poleaxe doenst
...yeah?
That's like
Objectively broken
It's a one tap
You don't need to hit someone hard to dismember them
i fucking finally beat samuel as alexadner
ok so
who
oh
Hilt smash strongest offense
That's a easy win state
too broke
i dont get what's the issue with a guy saying poleaxe is his favorite weapon
I’m not kidding!
you just told me axe dismembers better than poleaxe
I’m coping because the axe is shit and people keep insisting it’s the best thing since sliced bread
i dont see the connection here
This is a discussion we've been at since yesterday
I am team axe at Man At arms
He team poleaxe
I am insisting the thing is better
We had an argument about whether the axe or poleaxe is better and I lost. I lost not because the axe is better, but because I’m shit at the game
That’s it
That’s what happened
..both are fucking good?
The axe’s handling is awful…
they serve differnet purposes and have different pros and cons and its literally personal preference?
I am pretty sure clueless also agrees on Man At arms the 2h axe is just too fucking unfair
a guy can master axe and so can he poleaxe
Man I gotta try it again cause wtf
Dude
he will be deadly with both
then dont get fucking hit
I’VE LOST AND I’M COPING
It does so much that it one shots
You dumb fucking ape, we are talking about using the weapon not going against
Give me a second
I’m trying this damn thing again
man at arms is leather right
Bro is trying to butt in to a discussion so hard and he just talking random shit 😭
why people so angry about german
is a public chat
dont whine
guys i made it a web site for Half Sword can u guys watch video in #photography📷 channel
i feel like being meanie today sorry
Wdym
Uh m00 is a pro pollaxe player and hes clips look good + he is a gen 1 hs7 member
Fuck thats not a good backup
peak but why is steam green
M00 is good like
With anything
He uses swords too
And maces
angry is a strong word but it belongs in #deutsch since we do not understand german
And knives
I’m gonna try axe again, see if it’s good a month later
BUt I want to confuse people
damn thats evil:(
idont know bro i got this badge from in game lol
He uses a pretty crap poleaxe config
It's the double sided hammer
are you arguing about man at arms specifically
Yes
i mean they're better in different things you cant say one is objectively better than the other
Yes you can 😭
what are yall talking about
its easier to master poleaxe's control but axe is overall deadlier
Poleaxe is only called good when it's shorter
My entire problem was that I wasn’t switching hands. That’s it. That was my issue
Crap uh, back in my day you couldn't make custom weapons so he technically is a primary vanilla pollaxe player
Uh
some beef about whether poleaxe is better than axe or not
it is
He used to use a basic axe one
Now he uses a double hammer
Clueless and Green Goober
Use an axe config
poleaxe is about weapon control axe is about landing a hit
@stable wren Okay so I see the vision
Johnhalfsword also uses an axe config
if you can control poleaxe you can easily win against axe
axe's sswings are harder to recover from
I was using it wrong the whole time. I didn’t try switching hands when I first started so I’d swing to the left and wouldn’t be able to swing right
Not rly
but ai is fucking stupid so idk how that helps
Now I just think it’s close.
it is heavier
We need online split screen so we can settle bruh
No no
you know as much as miliseconds thats all thats needed
Axe is better
axe cant recover from slightest attack that blocks its' movement
cuz its fucking heavy
Ahem.
and you could do the same with poleaxe
tea and crumpets
Yeah, but it proves it being slow is not true
axe is shorter and heavier (= deadlier) poleaxe has more range and its safer to attack with
Damn it gorf i still sided with you even though you were obviously losing, now you join the other side?
if you can control your range ( = control your weapon properly) i.e. you can land swings with a sharp part of it then poleaxe just wins no matter what lol
Well the losing team is still intact due to crumpet so i guess I'll stay
Hey man, I try to be open minded
I was just wrong
axe focuses on damage rather than other stats and poleaxe is just overall balanced
Is Expedition 33 a turn base game?
poleaxe wins by everything but damage
Its good watching the underdog win, but this time around the underdog is fucking anakin.
The underdog was wrong
and isn’t good at the game
I should just stick to longsword.
i think if we dont take gore into account ion think there's much difference between axe damage and poleaxe damage on average
underdog when it meets the abovecat
why does this stupid game keep crashing
Turn blood off
you've said it yourself
it's stupid
but since axe is way heaver than poleaxe its just not worth it
Ultimate challenge?
Oh crap yeah i forgot you're a longsword main
yes
Yeah turn blood off, that fixes the issue
im going to do leetcode now bye
Meme manager
okay tnx
Wait explain to me what leetcode is before leaving
like programmers equivalent of a logical quiz
they give you a task and basically you need to dumb it down to the point you can apply known algorithms and get correct reuslt
I’m not even good at longsword 😭
Why does he lowk look like Willie https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EkoEU7dRIMk
Short funny meme video about a Roblox player who somehow gets verified using a random 3D face model they found online — meanwhile, the people who actually submitted their real face and their ID are just standing there questioning their life choices. x Disappointed/sad John Cena + ai baby meme
Song: is0kenny- Intelligence
Roblox Noob to Pro G...
its mostly "how can i optimize this"
delete this
i hate that bby
I haven’t played in months and it shows
worst fucking brainrot is history
i hope they treat you like they did in my dream
and you dont want to know what the fuck happened there
are you on drugs? 😭😭😭😭 /j
The boogie man does
What is this head canon bro
And we were great friends at meme uni so i could call him up.
The axe is not heavier in this game lmfao
It's the same speed and handling as a pole mace
most of it weight is focused at the end of it
which makes it heavier and harder to recover swings for
That doesn't matter because you never notice it nor feel it
poleaxe's weight is focused on somewhat middle of it
Because it's NOT there
i litreally do all the time
Than you have a issue
Can’t find that cat gif, I think it’s gone:(
how can i swing wrong lol
Skill issue
show me a footage of full force swing and axe not rotating 45 degrees after your hands are at place
"How can i swing wrong" - Sir Skill of the kingdom of issue
I sent one already
Switch hands
Let me send it again
YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE IT SWAYING SO HARD
I want you to know
Znyforne wnanana gorizjbnn
This clip was me with like
A handful of hours
And i still have better control than you at that time
That sire
Is a skill issue
whatever you say it doesnt make axe better than poleaxe
any more argument against this and i will resort to "it depends on your skill"
It's better, sorry to tell you that
How is it a skill issue? If i am better with a weapon than you and representing it accordingly?
how is you being better with a weapon makes weapon objectively better
than just means you got used to it
ELE
Because i am using it to it full ability and i am being generous and sending old clips
When i was considered bad
i think i shot myself in a foot so let's pretend it never happened
Everybody Love Everybody
that is easily the worst chestplate in the game
what purpose does that even serve other than making Willie's pecs an easier target
better than nothing
Ez dub u barrels suck
Defend the stomach
And irl
You would wear with like
Chainmail
yeah
but Willie puts the chainmail under his shirt
Or any Bridgaine (i butchered the name)
Mail shirts go above
Not under
poleaxe wins by every stat by damage which makes it safer and easier to master and control
We see mail shirts in the promotional art
if willie is fucking stupid that doesnt make axe better that makes willie stupid
something feels wrong with the physics engine in my game
maybe I need a new computer...
The english knight wears a mail shirt
And in the duel art which is the same two man at arms
It shows the mail shirt
So it's coming to halfsword
When is the big question
By the ranked community of half sword
I am part of that 💔
Honestly the best way to judge the axe v poleaxe debate would be by half sword 7 clips
Because that removes skill issues entirely
What I think is that the poleaxe has a lower skill floor
New players are drawn to it consistently
I have hit Willie's with the pole part of the poleaxe more than the axe part
Skill issue
Honestly the HS7 is kind of mid actually, FS4 is far superior, granted the only member is me but that's because no one is freaky anymore
(Reason why it says fs7 instead of 4 is because i changed my mind at the last second but im too lazy to re edit it)
woahh its the elysium person
you made the Willie AI
of course you're a member of the FS4
how does one get into the FS4?
To be in freak sword 4 is to be freaky af
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just because the shaft is long and the tip is small doesnt mean I can AIM
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Hobba hobba, you lookin good, wanna go out sometime?
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No, not freaky enough
Someone like sir moai could
@quick night where did you find your pfp
why is it a cowboy watermelon
