general-catfish-🐱🐟

[fast nymph]

BANNED /j

[indigo hare]

Maybe some dollar signs to show how rich I am

[stable wren]

i'll just say

[fast nymph]

[stable wren]

the nation is inspired by the USMC

[craggy trail]

I like that one the best

[cunning wedge]

yeah thats denmark you silly sausage

[fast nymph]

The marines?

[stable wren]

thats the Kingdom of isonzo, its based off of Italy

[craggy trail]

Ignore the bad crop on the last one

[stable wren]

uhh yes

but

the grey people won

thats where the discussion ends with that nation

[fast nymph]

Who are the Grey people 😭😭

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/final-fantasy-vii-remake-cloud-strife-tifa-lockhart-aerith-gainsborough-cloti-gif-27060423

[indigo hare]

I dig the last one

[cunning wedge]

make a clanker nation

[stable wren]

thats Kingdom of Isonzo

[cunning wedge]

hows it look like i wasn't looking

[stable wren]

its owned by purely female replikas

[gloomy crest]

I love half-timbered houses and wattle fences

[weary tinsel]

Pillaging in HS?????

[gloomy crest]

This honestly looks like my mc world

[gloomy crest]

I mentioned something similar

[stable wren]

yellow star one is tough

[gloomy crest]

I previously stated I wanted to be able to break down structures with a pickaxe and stuff lol

[fast nymph]

Idk

[weary tinsel]

Destruction will be in game as well as fire

It'll be cool

[indigo hare]

I got a bruise peeling an onion

[stable wren]

bro ima just say it

[gloomy crest]

perfect for my campaign against Halfswordian HRE

[craggy trail]

My pride and joy, used it in a cancelled video project

One sec

[stable wren]

the nation is inspired by the Confederate state of America, the planet landscape is based off of Nevada and Texas

[fast nymph]

Say it!

[weary tinsel]

Idk how much you'll be able to burn or destroy but it should be cool

[stable wren]

the Military flag is a blue cross on a red background, which if you know us history yk what that is

[fast nymph]

Oh, just racist marines?

[stable wren]

very racist

yes

[fast nymph]

Yikes

[gloomy crest]

did u see what i said earlier about how my ordinances are largely based off of contemporary convenience

[weary tinsel]

Nope

[craggy trail]

Oooo I found my posters

[stable wren]

Columbia is the 2nd strongest military planet in the universe

which is that USMC planet

[tawny bear]

people who just bought the game

[stable wren]

they glassed a planet because the politician called them weak and cowards

[fast nymph]

W fanfic

[severe fulcrum]

Y is it free

[stable wren]

they also produce there military force more than any other planet, compared to like the 200 Million of some planets these fuckers have 2 Billion

[tawny bear]

cause epic games

[indigo hare]

This is just real life

[fast nymph]

Sherlock Holmes over here 💔

[gloomy crest]

Also I forgot to say that the other reason for the short sleeves was due to my older orders prescribing early modern waistcoats like cueras, buffcoats, and jerkins

[stable wren]

they single handly won a war that consisted of just them and like 5 other opposing nations

and New Kingdom and them are in space vietnam in the current stage of the universe war

[indigo hare]

Oh shit thank you dude I always knew I was very high IQ but Thats a confidence boost

[gloomy crest]

More like very high dum dum

[umbral bough]

oh yay

how long is it free for

[tawny bear]

for ever?

as long as you claim it

[craggy trail]

Okay okay I’m gonna tell you now

[umbral bough]

no i'm talking the claim time frame

i'm at work rn tf

[craggy trail]

Limit the scope of your project

[restive trench]

18th

[stable wren]

too big?

Nah

[tawny bear]

Sale ends 12/18/2025 at 8:00 PM

[umbral bough]

plenty time

[fast nymph]

Nah you a dunce ✌️ 🥹

[craggy trail]

Way too big dude. You’ll never finish it

[stable wren]

thats the point

[tawny bear]

im FASTER

[gloomy crest]

@fast nymph Hi

[tawny bear]

https://tenor.com/view/flash-lampo-speed-gif-18173027

[gloomy crest]

I update my name

LOL

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/post-this-cat-ryujinr-grey-cat-gif-13471549557469691566

[indigo hare]

What? You cannot just do a 180, that makes you a bad person. And I don’t like BAD PEOPLE

[fast nymph]

Xd

[stable wren]

I need to update the New Kingdom kits

[fast nymph]

Larp ❤️

[indigo hare]

Please no larping in the server, dude. Clark does that enough for everyone

[gloomy crest]

boi

[stable wren]

they still use 1980s UK and French Gear while the nation they fought alongside use 2020s USMC gear. shit should be reworked

[gloomy crest]

lol

[indigo hare]

Oh hey Clark

[gloomy crest]

Lol hi

[indigo hare]

Didnt know you were here rn

[gloomy crest]

Didn't know dees either huh

[indigo hare]

Do you know Steve Jobs

[fast nymph]

No, I'll larp with Burgundy man (kisses from Ducklandia /j)

[gloomy crest]

Yeah, top Texan dance hall pedal steel player of 1973

[stable wren]

anyways, you want to pick a nation

[gloomy crest]

I love how they draw these freaking structural pieces

[indigo hare]

Thats so based and real he is my favorite pedal steel player

[gloomy crest]

It looks like a freakin

It looks like a clay model

[stable wren]

brother is moving his visor up like "Is he dead?"

[craggy trail]

Oh I gotta go to bed. I’ve got a date tomorrow and it’s late

Or early depending on how you look at it

See you around

[stable wren]

good luck homie with that

[tawny bear]

https://tenor.com/view/travolta-empty-corridor-gif-18406037

[indigo hare]

Woah okay Mr hot shot, this guy dates

[fast nymph]

People in the half cord getting maidens!?!? IMPOSSIBLE!!!

[tawny bear]

why its big

[craggy trail]

Willie would never

Because there aren’t any maidens in Half Sword but still

[tawny bear]

i hope everyone learn from helldiver 2 devs making the game from 100 gb to 24 gb

[fast nymph]

Willie is gay that's why. He getting knights not maidens.

[indigo hare]

Actually I prefer my games take up more space so they feel worth it. When I look at a measly 24gb I know they didn’t even try to make the game good

[stable wren]

half sword is like

2 or smthing gbs

[stable wren]

[indigo hare]

Different, halfsword isn’t out yet

[fast nymph]

Bro would happily download a zip bomb

[stable wren]

500000000000 Brontobytes

[fast nymph]

56 trillion hexabytes

[tawny bear]

female willie will make the game successful

[stable wren]

she'll be jumped

[tawny bear]

sucessful

[stable wren]

be france

get carried by a woman

kill her right after

https://tenor.com/view/france-flag-gif-europe-gif-27417985

she was 19 when they murdered her btw

[weary tinsel]

Joan of arc was schitzo

She said some weird shit

[stable wren]

Probably because she was like

A minor

Saying dumb shit

Like kids do

For some reason

In medieval times

Minors were like rly good at carrying a whole nation to victory

[weary tinsel]

Energy efficiency

[stable wren]

There a lot of examples of it just happening

Who was that guy who singlehandedly made his nation great

At the age of like

15

Or smthing

He was German iirc

He was a prestigious military general

[stable wren]

Child soldiers back then were built different

[tawny bear]

https://tenor.com/view/quiet-mgs-mgs-5-mgs-v-big-boss-gif-9307057821292036424

hideo kojima knows business

[stable wren]

Also, i find it super dumb that a lot of more modern examples of Joan Of Arc, have her with black hair

Like a black bob

Where did this even come from

I am certain she had brown hair or ginger

[tawny bear]

mgs v?

[stable wren]

Quiet is the only playable female in the mg series

[stable wren]

No, Joan of arc you wizard

[tawny bear]

no in mgsv you can play with any female

[stable wren]

Oh yeah

The pmc system

Quiet is hotter soo

[tawny bear]

of course

quiet is very hot

[weary tinsel]

Ca.1450

[stable wren]

Yeah exactly

Why tf does modern history try and change shit

She was a Military woman

They tied there hair

[indigo hare]

Her depictions vary a lot

[tawny bear]

remove the hair and you get willie

[stable wren]

Yeah but you don't have your hair down in combat

Especially in a helmet

Like her

[rancid reef]

I have a mariachi at my work to celebrate christmas

Hell yeah

[indigo hare]

Felicia navidads

[stable wren]

Dude i sneeze when my hair gets pushed down by a hat, imagine wearing a full on helmet

[rancid reef]

We don't talk about what the winners do to history books

[valid spire]

helo lads

[tawny bear]

dont wear a hat

[rancid reef]

You almost got it 👍🏻 lol

[stable wren]

There was no winners writing shit in medieval times since everyone painted shit

[rancid reef]

Yeah but we white washed jesus too and he was much older

[stable wren]

There is too much logs and relics to say winners wrote anything

[tawny bear]

Hark! In ye olden days, there were no victors in scribin' shite, forsooth. Verily, all did but daub shite upon the page.

[stable wren]

I almost got warned for talking about evolution, this discussion will smite you and me both

[rancid reef]

I mean what i said it just plain true, but i ain't gonna gonna get...crucified

[stable wren]

I'll just say i agree with thy

[valid spire]

where was the US when holy roman empire collapsed???? where was the us when the great horde attacked eastern europe???

[tawny bear]

bad news...

[rancid reef]

Plug on some real shit

[valid spire]

what the fuck

[stable wren]

US was uhhhh

Not existing

So clearly they were carrying

[valid spire]

smart ass

[rancid reef]

We were biding our time

[stable wren]

Yeah exactly

[tawny bear]

do you prefer to be a spartan or a legionnaire ?

[severe fulcrum]

Holy Roman Empire ended when US existed

[stable wren]

I find it hilarious that people think modern military would struggle against medieval soldiers

[tawny bear]

not when i invent time travel

[valid spire]

what do you mean?

[stable wren]

Man at Arms vs Amazon drone

[gloomy crest]

me

[tawny bear]

https://tenor.com/view/amazon-drone-protoss-carrier-gif-18317186

[valid spire]

you really think modern estonian army would obliterate medieval ottomans or italians?

[rancid reef]

If they had guns

[stable wren]

1806, but he talking about like medieval era holy roman empire type shit

[gloomy crest]

@stable wren what do you think about the luzerner schilling

[stable wren]

You do know the Estonian military still has like armored vehicles

[tawny bear]

the whole argument can be solved by playing this and finding out https://store.steampowered.com/app/2109770/Kingmakers/

Steam

Kingmakers

You’re the last hope in a dying world. Travel back 500 years, to medieval England, in order to change the course of a bloody war and maybe, if you’re lucky, stave off the apocalypse. Can you tip the scales of history and create a new timeline?…

Release Date

Coming soon

[stable wren]

And high powered rifles

[rancid reef]

A single armored vehicle or 100000 spearers

[stable wren]

And at equipment

[valid spire]

yk that medieval armies had like big ass bombards?

[stable wren]

And helicopters

[tepid field]

I need a favour from someone

[rancid reef]

Bombards mean nothing because they're only meant for giant walls so they don't miss

[stable wren]

Misses a whole ass low profile tank 😭

[tepid field]

Can someone send a photo of willie standing infront of the camera facing it. with only his shorts on

[stable wren]

Bro is like fighting this

[rancid reef]

Also an armored vic would probably tank literally anything you throw at it

[tepid field]

Want to see above the knees and both arms and head

[stable wren]

Tis?

[tepid field]

bit closer pls

[severe fulcrum]

In shorts

[gloomy crest]

Omg.......

[valid spire]

but ottomans had like a LOT of people in arms

[stable wren]

Oh i don't have it closer than that

[stable wren]

Ottomans screaming in agony as they get there stomach blown out by a single shot from a .50

[rancid reef]

Not even bro

Don't use any guns

[tepid field]

Like this

[rancid reef]

Just run them all over

[stable wren]

Lol

Yeah

[umbral bough]

bit closer...? 👉👈

[tawny bear]

you said shorts but pants

[tepid field]

Fuckit thatll do

❤️

[stable wren]

There

[rancid reef]

Here's hoping ottoman spears can puncture unpunctureable tires

[valid spire]

uhm

[stable wren]

This number doesn't mean anything when every single one of those soldiers have firearms

[rancid reef]

You're giving us one of the smallest modern force versus one of the biggest forces of its time

[stable wren]

Grenades

[indigo hare]

7700 modern guns vs it doesnt fuckin matter, will absolutely wipe the floor

[rancid reef]

Grenades aren't too amazing

[stable wren]

And some have MGs, and a lot of ammo and fucking at

[rancid reef]

I'd rather use like airburst

[indigo hare]

Shock value alone is wild

[stable wren]

That's the same shit brother

[valid spire]

well ammo can disappear

[stable wren]

They are both shrapnel

[tawny bear]

he got his arm exploded

[severe fulcrum]

I think sun tzu said this

[rancid reef]

How much ammo does estonia have

[stable wren]

They are making the medieval soldiers disappear too

[rancid reef]

Also let me give you an example of a normal kit

[tired tulip]

(you kno what time it is...)

20 Days Remain until Q1 2026!!!

[rancid reef]

Which consists of 13-ish magazines if you want to go ham which is 420 rounds

420 x 7,700

[tired tulip]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1434954400727695360/1447607212963794994/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[rancid reef]

Does the ottoman empire have more than 3 million soldiers

[tawny bear]

the shock on his face

[rancid reef]

Shocking

[tawny bear]

he will never recover from that shock

[valid spire]

idk im not as good in medieval history, but saying that estonian army could win medieval ottomans empire is crazy idk

[stable wren]

I want you to know Estonia has two of the strongest artillery vehicles on earth

They also have this

And they have the Negev

[stable wren]

One of most reliable mgs in the world

[rancid reef]

3.2 million bullets estonia would have on all their soldiers and don't mention the 15,200 grenades they'd have plus sidearm ammo plus vehicles

Plus probably planes

[night kraken]

ESTONIA MENTIONED RAHH🇪🇪 🇪🇪 🇪🇪 🇪🇪 🇪🇪

[stable wren]

It doesn't matter if your army is big if you have some of the most strongest shit in modern history

[rancid reef]

If you want to use an example of close quarters combat

Ottomans might win simply because it's the only thing they train practically

Whereas estonians prolly don't

[tawny bear]

https://tenor.com/view/earth-defense-force-gif-15712563

[valid spire]

medieval armies had cool ass crossbows that POSSIBLY could penetrate kevlar

[stable wren]

Keep in mind they also have this bad mf

[stable wren]

Most engagements happen far out of the effective range of a crossbow

[rancid reef]

Even if so how many crossbows did they have and how fast could they reload

Crossbows have a range of a good 200 feet

[stable wren]

And if they missed they have to reload which takes 12 seconds

[indigo hare]

Bro the Ottoman Empire is not fighting down to the very last soldier. They’ll take enough losses to realize they have no real chance

And surrender fast

[tawny bear]

a guy with a tazer will be called thor if any of the viking sees one

[night kraken]

im pretty sure most arrows/bows would penetrate kevlar

[stable wren]

Literally

[restive trench]

whos kevlar and why are we penetrating him

[stable wren]

Ottoman getting a facial construction after a Hecate hits his forehead

[rancid reef]

Yeah regardless of routing the mountain of bodies around the practical large alamo of estonian troops

Gonna look like 300 when they drop the wall of bodies on soldiers

[indigo hare]

I firmly believe majority of soldiers would flee when they see the modern gun shooting 30 bullets in a matter of seconds anyway

[stable wren]

The ottomans would surrender soon as they see a fucking truck launch a missile at them

[indigo hare]

Also consider the style of fighting for the ottomans would very much still be forming lines, at least until they realize that tactic would never work

[valid spire]

so fucking what? you really think that medieval men would know that foreign army has very powerful and precise guns and would openly attack them? its obvious that they gonna hide in castles or fortifications

[stable wren]

It would work

For the Estonian

[valid spire]

shit im so slow at writing sorry

[rancid reef]

True

[stable wren]

So now we are giving them fortifications??

[rancid reef]

Planes

Drop a moab on their castle

[stable wren]

Literally

[tawny bear]

should watch GATE its basically an modern army fighting knights with some fantasy monstershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdTjE_jHnKk&t=22s

[stable wren]

A single shot from this badass would just delete the whole castle

[rancid reef]

Idk bout that but

[night kraken]

is this a real debate by the way or is this supposed to be a joke? because its pretty obviously a 1-sided war

[rancid reef]

It'd punch right through any door

[indigo hare]

Yeah ive seen it, it was good and pretty much exactly how things would go

Actually I think we would be more brutal

[rancid reef]

Great question. You should ask plug

[rancid reef]

We would be

[valid spire]

wait what do we imagine? that estonians attack ottomans in open field ?

[rancid reef]

Sure

[stable wren]

Yes

[rancid reef]

Ottomans have nothing for an open field advantage

[stable wren]

They have nothing regardless lol

Estonia has 100 of these btw

[rancid reef]

If they do have a castle then we'd breach the walls and doors, run everyone over inside

[valid spire]

well in that case obviously modern army would erase ottomans

[indigo hare]

Well, tbf they would definitely kill some Estonians just with lucky shots or cannon fire

[rancid reef]

Yes

[stable wren]

That's if they even get those cannons ready bro

[rancid reef]

Literally

[stable wren]

There is no situation where Estonia is losing

[tawny bear]

no idea but managed to cut him in half with a knife

[valid spire]

i thought like estonia appears on a map and declares full scale war against ottoman empire

[small spoke]

Estonia strongest country ever 💯 🔥

[rancid reef]

If anything we'd send a small squad in before the battle to destroy all munitions

[indigo hare]

Well in an open field battle I’d imagine they would be ready. Estonia would have to be real offensive

[valid spire]

estonia metioned btw🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪

[stable wren]

100+ plus artillery rounds smacking done in a scorch earth tactic:

[indigo hare]

Realistically, send a couple hundred soldiers to the flanks, they have the training to sneak on by im sure, and let loose.

[rancid reef]

Having our artillery and missiles not even in the same area code would be based

[stable wren]

They also have these

[rancid reef]

Don't forget about heavy machine guns ripping through 3 guys at a time

[rancid reef]

Paladin, my beloved

Airburst paladin rounds would level

[stable wren]

That's the K9 Thunder

Same thing though

[indigo hare]

Im glad we can all agree a modern army would beat a not modern army. We are very smart

[valid spire]

ottomans could surround whole army in circle and possibly reach mbts and shoot infantry with arrows and bolts

[stable wren]

155mm howizter strapped inside

[indigo hare]

Fake

Bad take

[stable wren]

How are you going to flank a country with drones

[rancid reef]

Very similar looking whoops

[indigo hare]

Imagine a modern army letting themselves get surrounded by slow moving massive army

Huge L

[rancid reef]

Would be an L

[stable wren]

And Estonia has this bad bitch

[night kraken]

The only actual threat is if we have no vehicles and they have alot of horses

[stable wren]

And even then

[valid spire]

if we imagine that two armies gonna fight in open field, knowing that ottomans has A FUCK LOT of people in arms, they possibly can

[rancid reef]

Sure, but that's what bipods are for

[stable wren]

Ottomans aren't getting past a fucking m2 browning laying down hate

[small spoke]

are we arguing whether or not a modern army with tanks and 40k soldiers with guns sniper rifles and missiles could defeat the ottoman medieval army 😭

[young marsh]

[rancid reef]

Technically if all of ottoman people get in a field it'd be a big fuckin field

[indigo hare]

And even then it would be a cinch to blast our way through at least one side. This is also not considering probably the most important factor in the battle, moral. The ottomans would be morally devestated the moment the fight began

[stable wren]

M2 Browning, K9 Thunder, the 100+ armored cars mounted with more .50 cals:

The Negev:

[tawny bear]

contribution for moai

[rancid reef]

Anything bigger than 7.62x51 will most definitely punch through at least 2 people at a time

[stable wren]

Medieval armor can't even stop standard rifle ammo of Estonia

[valid spire]

of course we talking about ALL of ottoman army, or we don’t?

[rancid reef]

All

[indigo hare]

Oh I was thinking like muskets n shit not even full medieval. So it’s even more of a slaughter

[rancid reef]

I would say though even if most of the estonian infantry were in a small area per se we still have tons of very fast armored carriers that we can intercept flanks with

[stable wren]

5.56x45mm loves the taste of Ottoman armor as it punches through

Oh wait keep in mind

Most of the ottomans had no armor

Like deadass

[small spoke]

I think it depends on what time period of the ottomans we are talking about

[stable wren]

Most of them just wore robes

[indigo hare]

Even hotter take, I think 7700 Estonian civilians with modern guns would beat the ottomans

[small spoke]

I don't think armor could stop bullets back then

[valid spire]

arrows existed

[gloomy crest]

They could

[tawny bear]

[rancid reef]

Most definitely not

[stable wren]

It could not

[night kraken]

I mean you're saying this lile they sucked but that's just normal for medieval armies no?

[small spoke]

Uhh no they can't 😭 🙏

[indigo hare]

First, no they didn’t, second, it wouldn’t matter

[gloomy crest]

What time period are we talking about

[stable wren]

Even poor soldiers in European armies had armor

[small spoke]

Medieval period like plate armor lmao not modern

[stable wren]

Your usual ottoman wore robes

[rancid reef]

Ottomans

[stable wren]

With no protection other than that

Calvary usually had armor

[night kraken]

Medieval armor cant stop bullets and kevlar cant stop arrows but one of those can be shot from alot further away

[indigo hare]

And a lot more accurately

[small spoke]

Didn't their empire last like 600 years

[rancid reef]

Sure

[indigo hare]

Because they never came up against the might of the modern Estonian military

[rancid reef]

Yeah but we also just have straight up steel plates now

[small spoke]

So true king

[gloomy crest]

In the subsequent early modern period, the English took to relying on thick plate armor for protection against bullets

[tawny bear]

😬

[valid spire]

wait are we talking about WHOLE ottoman army or we talking about like same number of ottomans vs same number of estonians?

[stable wren]

Weakest Estonian soldier with a HK416 vs Strongest Ottoman in his cultural robes:

[rancid reef]

That's like basic muskets also

Ngl

[small spoke]

Was it effective?

[rancid reef]

It's effective against medieval bullets that were all lead

[indigo hare]

The whole. Equal numbers isn’t even worth discussing the answer couldn’t change

[rancid reef]

Or whatever it was made out of

[night kraken]

Wikipedia says we use a r-20 rahe or something

[spark quartz]

sup nic

[small spoke]

Hi silly head

[gloomy crest]

They preferred armor that waas tested to be bullet proof at a certain distance

[indigo hare]

Oh boy funs over the police are here

[gloomy crest]

yeah that's what I'm saying

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/maniac-wanted-reaction-meme-spongebob-gif-24138039

[gloomy crest]

It's still in the scope of early firearms

[valid spire]

if we talking about WHOLE, then i don’t think estonians have so many ammo for them?

[karmic burrow]

how do i play gauntlet mode

[spark quartz]

Sir please tell me what you think about foreigners and their voices.

[karmic burrow]

can i get access to gauntlet mode

[indigo hare]

Consider, they wouldnt need it. Ottomans are not going to fight down to their last soldier, they have an empire to run

[stable wren]

There more ammo than there was soldiers

[valid spire]

i feel like high dumb fuck but i dont really understand

[rancid reef]

I do think though that even a pistol might do about as much damage

[karmic burrow]

how do i get gauntlet pls

[rancid reef]

How much ammo does estonia have and is it more than 1:1 ottoman military

[indigo hare]

1 Estonian kills 5 ottomans in a matter of seconds, with one firearm. No ottoman is gonna see that and still be willing to fight

[rancid reef]

I will say though

[valid spire]

if we talking that way, ottomans would’t even start fighting cuz estonians did nothing bad to them

[gloomy crest]

Frequently, a circular dent can be seen on the breastplate where it has been 'proved' against pistol or carbine shot. This means that a test shot has been fired at the armour to 'prove' that it is shot-proof. If the shot made a hole or crack, the armour was destroyed.

[rancid reef]

Estonia consists of 3400 conscripts so i don't know how loyal they will be

[small spoke]

Reminds me when like 200 guys with muskets took down a tribe with like 2k warriors just because they were terrrified of the guns

[night kraken]

Standard nato soldiers carry at least 7 magazines of 30 i think, plus whatever grenades or extra magazines

Plus whatever machine gunners would be carrying

[indigo hare]

Well yeah but In this scenario the battle has to at least happen in some way

[stable wren]

This armor was around in ww1, and fun fact

It didn't work

[gloomy crest]

At least jerkins from this period carried on and worked in WWI

[rancid reef]

What i heard is a good kit would be about 13 mags, but that's maximum normal carry for seals

Even with 7 mags

Don't forget machine gunners

Rockets also have high explosive heads as well that'll do a ton of damage

[indigo hare]

Now how about logistics? Modern is gonna be much more capable. They won’t just have ammo they carry on them and then Thats it

[rancid reef]

^

[stable wren]

Not rly

[rancid reef]

Any vehicle will have tons of ammo in or on it

[small spoke]

Clearly we all know one thosuand men at arms could defeat the entirely of modern Europe though

[gloomy crest]

jerkins did their job

[stable wren]

Metal armor was found oit to be relatively dogshit against a bullet moving at the speed of sound

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/could-gif-8654480387446744708

[stable wren]

In ww1

[gloomy crest]

I said jerkins

Tf

Leather jerkins

[stable wren]

A lot of nations tried and failed to produce good armor

[rancid reef]

He did say older armor

[gloomy crest]

Not plate

[stable wren]

You think leather will stop a bullet?

[night kraken]

Ignore rockets, most rockets would be AT and maybe singleuse so not really useful in an infantry vs even worse infantry fight(idk about the actual launchers)

[rancid reef]

It wouldn't be AT if they knew they were fighting ottomans

They'd bring mega anti personnel

[stable wren]

Artillery alone can wipe out an entire medieval military force

[valid spire]

would modern central african republic army defeat medieval poland?

[gloomy crest]

Nah I'm saying jerkins did their purpose, not that they're bulletproof. Both pieces stemming from the early modern

[night kraken]

Even then though, I dont think HE rockets are really issued to infantry, its mostly a vehicle/aircraft thing

[indigo hare]

Okay now same scenario except Estonia has 300 nuclear missles, who wins

[rancid reef]

I know rockets will only be like single or whatever use, but a big HE rocket would be good against a group

If my arma 3 experience compares to IRL

[small spoke]

Streaming services suck ass

[valid spire]

i dont knoooowwww sir

[rancid reef]

I'd say if they used HE rockets first off when the ottomans are prolly shield walled and all compact it'd do great great great fragmentation effect

Prolly killing a ton right off the bat

[valid spire]

so would modern central african republic army defeat medieval poland?

[small spoke]

Me

I'd win

[indigo hare]

Me when I’d win

[valid spire]

me when i lie

[small spoke]

Me when I speak the truth*

[rancid reef]

Why are you trying to find the smallest military forces lol

[small spoke]

Answer his question 😡😡

[stable wren]

I want you to just read this.

[night kraken]

Realistically ottomans wouldn't be shieldwalled. Kost attacks would probably be skirmishes or barrages on ottoman encampments or patrols and over before they can even spot an estonian

[valid spire]

the guy was saying that any modern army can defeat any medieval army

[indigo hare]

Yeah

Yeah it’s true

They sure can

[night kraken]

Vatican city cant

[small spoke]

Yea bc of me

[valid spire]

thank me that im not saying shit about bhutan

[small spoke]

I'd make sure they'd win

😎

[stable wren]

"Will a country supplied by 3 of the best militaries in the world beat medieval soldiers!!"

[indigo hare]

Actually I decided they can, so they can

[rancid reef]

I mean yeah, but i mean more if it was open field versus open field using the smallest amount of strategy on both sides type of deal

Not ambushes or sneaking in at night

Regardless of if a military has enough force

[stable wren]

Guys

[rancid reef]

the US would give any military force enough munitions just for fun

[valid spire]

alr fuck this. CAN BHUTAN ARMY DEFEAT A FUCKING OTTOMAN EMPIRE?

[indigo hare]

Absolutely zero strategy, straight lines and shoot, Estonia still takes it easy. Reloading takes literal seconds, so does emptying the entire mag

[stable wren]

Would the US navy beat the Spanish armada??

This is fair trust

[rancid reef]

Trust

[indigo hare]

Wood is made of trees, steel is not naturally occurring, thus wood is stronger. Spanish win

[rancid reef]

^

[stable wren]

Guys, if Russia, China, Israel, Japan, UK, Germany, USA, allied and fought a African tribe. Who would win?

[rancid reef]

The tribe

[night kraken]

Coughing baby vs pope bomb
Spanish colonized so much with their navy. US navy hasn't colonized anyone. Easy win

[valid spire]

according to which african tribe?

[rancid reef]

We colonized normandy with a bunch of artillery shell babies if that counts

[night kraken]

Yeah but jesus is on their side

[valid spire]

who are we? where are you from?

[rancid reef]

The US navy

[valid spire]

holy shit you have us navy citizenship?

[rancid reef]

Yert

[night kraken]

No he was born on maritime waters :(

[valid spire]

where is maritime

[night kraken]

I think france

[valid spire]

don’t listen

[night kraken]

🫥

[valid spire]

im fucking drunk im sorry

[night kraken]

My favourite french city, berlin

[rancid reef]

Merrytime

[waxen heart]

playing the old version of half sword and just stabbed a willie in the face with a spear with alot of blood option

a witness is watching...

[waxen heart]

what that supposed to mean ?

[valid spire]

idk i just found a funny pic

[waxen heart]

oh

cool

[mossy fern]

@gloomy crest jarl isn’t THAT bad

[gloomy crest]

He's good he's just not the King

[mossy fern]

Sword caster slams both…….

[gloomy crest]

The King literally wins every 1v1 in the game except the super units and the Pirate Queen if she spams her jump like crazy

[gloomy crest]

Eh... Swordcaster is kind of a fraud ngl

Bro dies to one single archer

[rancid reef]

Are y'all talking about tabs

[gloomy crest]

Yeah

[rancid reef]

Nice

[eager jungle]

the tribe would sacrifice some random kids heart to the aztec gods of war and they will plummet 90% of the earth

how do i put 's in the wrong word

i need sleep

[mossy fern]

Brother

[gloomy crest]

Although honestly Zeus is prolly a bigger fraud

[mossy fern]

Have you seen this man fight anything melee centric

[gloomy crest]

Like, Swordcaster is still strong

Zeus is only good against hordes of goobers

Anything strong rips him in half

He loses to the Midboss of his own faction lol

And he's the faction Boss

[mossy fern]

Deadeye ❤️

[gloomy crest]

Quickdraw ❤️

[mossy fern]

Wild West is so peak……

[gloomy crest]

True

Quickdraw is prolly the second strongest boss

besides the King

Or maybe 3rd cuz of the Reaper

[mossy fern]

I have never used monkey king in my life how is he

[gloomy crest]

He's pretty good. Definitely top 5 bosses.

He's not the strongest but his clones all deal full damage

so unless you can lawnmower like 9 dudes at once like the King you can't really kill him

[mossy fern]

Superboxer is so mid…………..

[gloomy crest]

Tell me abt it

But at least they buffed Super Peasant

[mossy fern]

10k for what

[gloomy crest]

He's just a boxer with a dash punch isnt he

Mf is Dudley from SF4 but worse

[mossy fern]

Did they forget to give the punch damage or what

[gloomy crest]

No. I think they just nerfed tf outta him.

Most units don't fit their price tbh.

The King can fold people like triple his price while Zeus loses to mfs who cost half as much as him.

[mossy fern]

Zeus dying to 3 squires that dare to spread out

[gloomy crest]

Zeus has gotta be bottom 3 bosses ngl

I think the only boss unit he beats is the Chieftain

Even then the Chieftain spanks him if he closes the distance

[mossy fern]

Chief ain’t even a boss ….

[gloomy crest]

Every faction has 2 boss units

Well most do

Chieftain & Mammoth

Wheelbarrow & Scarecrow

Knight & King

etc

[mossy fern]

Void monarch is hella fraud tbh

[gloomy crest]

Void Monarch transforming just to die to 2 Catapults:

[mossy fern]

Or I glaze chronomancer too much

[gloomy crest]

No. He's just better

[hazy star]

chronomancer is so ass

fucking worthless

[mossy fern]

Are we fr.

[gloomy crest]

Not in the one on ones

[hazy star]

yeah

but who does one on ones in tabs

it's made for mass figts

[gloomy crest]

The entire Final Destination mission type

[hazy star]

worst thing ever

[gloomy crest]

Bros never watched the Chronomancer stunlock a boss before

[mossy fern]

Fr….

[gloomy crest]

0/10 ragebait

[hazy star]

https://tenor.com/view/whatsappnatal-kuricavermelho-gif-4313604176908545567

[gloomy crest]

There wouldn't be bosses if certain units weren't meant to be one man armies

[mossy fern]

I fucking HATE davinci

[gloomy crest]

I feel like most of the bosses are hard countered by the King, but then damn near impossible otherwise

You either send in the crowned goober or spend 50 minutes trying to build a diverse army just for it to die to blicky style spinjutsu

[gloomy crest]

Also as a tip: If you can shoot DaVinci himself the tank dies instantly

[mossy fern]

Davinci is so annoying to fight I just pull out custom units to beat him

[gloomy crest]

So Deadeye, Quickdraw, and the King (obviously) are all good for that fight

Now the M1 Abrams on the other hand...

[hazy star]

elf

[mossy fern]

How does tank MISS this guy

[gloomy crest]

You should be banned for even bringing that DEMON up

[mossy fern]

The bullet travels through the tank.

[gloomy crest]

Which one

[rancid reef]

The bullet knows where it is

By knowing where it isn't

[mossy fern]

Tank’s shell goes through davinci half the time

[gloomy crest]

Oh yeah. DaVinci has really weird collision

That's why you just use actual guns instead

And hope that Deadeye doesn't aim for the tank instead of DaVinci

[mossy fern]

Ice giant kinda mid

[gloomy crest]

Excuse me

WHAT

Tbf he is kind of just Ullr but worse

[mossy fern]

Probably not using him enough

[gloomy crest]

He's not that good against tanky units since they take so long to freeze

[mossy fern]

Ullr?

Are we fr

You’re comparing

A unit that is actually decent

To ullr

[gloomy crest]

The burst freeze is just better than the breath

[gloomy crest]

Did they nerf him or smth?

I havent used him in a while

[mossy fern]

Ullr is so expensive and you get like nothing for it

[gloomy crest]

But I remember him being really good

[restive trench]

what are y'all talking about

[mossy fern]

He got nerfed into the ground

[gloomy crest]

TABS

[restive trench]

oh

[gloomy crest]

Bro why

[mossy fern]

Idk

[gloomy crest]

Ullr was like the only unit I could trust to 1v1 the King

[gloomy crest]

For more than like 2 seconds

[mossy fern]

Infernal whip ❤️

[gloomy crest]

Shogun ❤️‍🔥

[mossy fern]

So much better than that fraud Zeus

[gloomy crest]

I feel like something needs to happen with Zeus

Isn't he like 2250 cost while the King is only like 1550?

[mossy fern]

2.5k I think

[gloomy crest]

💀

2.5k for Zeus

I can damn near get 2 Kings for that

[mossy fern]

Imagine costing almost thrice the amount of some dude with whips and he still outperforms you

[gloomy crest]

Zeus dying to 2 Ice Archers:

[mossy fern]

To give him credit

He’s not longship

[gloomy crest]

Mammoth glazer. Execute him immediately.

Snuffy Cult members must be eradiacted

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[mossy fern]

This is a Minotaur only household go away

[gloomy crest]

So I see you know IMMACULATE ball ☕🧐

Minotaur is my favorite boss unit aside from Chicken Man Man

Back when my GOAT was in the game

✌️😭

[mossy fern]

Holy shit chickenman mention in 2025

What is this ball knowledge

[gloomy crest]

Chicken Man is actually in the game as a secret boss I think?

But Chicken Man Man is gone

You'll be forever missed...

[tawny bear]

when half sword can handle this many willies?

[eager jungle]

satan onto me

[gloomy crest]

Why are you playing Oiled up Buff Man Battle Royale ✌️😭

Like bro what is that gameplay

[mossy fern]

Quality of arbs on mobile

[gloomy crest]

I'm an OG. I was there ever since the Barbarian/Clubber days.

[pale meteor]

Anyone here try skate story?

[gloomy crest]

Back when they were dudes who did front flips to hit people with their clubs.

[gloomy crest]

What game is this I need to know

[gloomy crest]

Skate Story?

[tawny bear]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1527910/Gladio_and_Glory/

Steam

Gladio and Glory

Join our Community here**Physics Based Battles.**Filled with funny ragdoll moments and dismemberments that you rarely see in games!

**Fight in Big Brawls.**Simulate large battles in teams or free for all, why not trying a 1 v 50!

**Use the Environment and Traps.**Grab and Push opponents on traps or use your swings and momentum to deliver lethal hits!…

[tawny bear]

we can 1v1 on it

[pale meteor]

Look at the clip I sent

[gloomy crest]

Reminds me of a mobile game I used to have before it got discontinued

[pale meteor]

You're a demon going through hell on a skateboard

[pale meteor]

@gloomy crest

[gloomy crest]

I saw

Mfs doing kickflips at the moon

[pale meteor]

You eat the moons lol

Great game, for sure a experience

[gloomy crest]

And it's free I might have to cop that ✌️😭

[tawny bear]

wdym by cop

[gloomy crest]

Get it

[tawny bear]

k lmao 1v1 is juicy

[gloomy crest]

SHHHHH!!!

You're blowing my cover!

[gloomy crest]

How else am I supposed to assassinate the King of Candy Land?

Him and his atrocious board game need to pay!

Like dawg who unironically plays Candy Land?

Go play CLUE like a real person.

[gloomy crest]

Bro doesn't have the version of CLUE with multiple game modes ✌️😭

Really missing out

Even has 2 maps

[gloomy crest]

You gotta check out the second CLUE gamemode then. It's nothing like the first.

And yes, we got CLUE board game DLC before GTA 6.

[gloomy crest]

The second style is more like board game Friday the 13th

[restive trench]

i tried this game

ngl didnt like it

[restive trench]

though mostly because its not as physics heavy as halfsword

[restive trench]

what

i cant understand

😭

[restive trench]

oh

oki

eh its decent

but still didnt really like it that much

[tawny bear]

did you play pvp?

[restive trench]

if you mean multiplayer no

if you mean vs npcs yeah

[tawny bear]

you should do 1v1s

its fun

[restive trench]

eeehh mayybeee?

[tawny bear]

yeeting you to the deathpit will be satisfying

[tawny bear]

you spelled it right

[restive trench]

not even mentioning the accusations is crazy

[gloomy crest]

Imagine playing Splatoon

[restive trench]

cheater cheater pumpkin eater smh

[tawny bear]

you do believe him?

[restive trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1238970017329189024/1302524795937755188/ezgif-7-5875e47d1e.gif

nah its probably a joke

[gloomy crest]

Bros favorite character is the genderless teal octopus person

[gloomy crest]

Which honestly if so, you know ball

Acht is peak

[untold wraith]

God forbid a mf poop

[gloomy crest]

Cringe Agent 3 Stan spotted. Annihilate him.

[tawny bear]

so are you down for 1v1?

https://tenor.com/view/stan-twt-evil-chihuahua-twt-memes-dog-gif-2124557923355771903

[lament merlin]

Gng do not bash splatoon that shit was and still is peak

[restive trench]

ok hold on lemme redownlaod it

[tawny bear]

noice

[gloomy crest]

I know. I'm just mad we ain't got word on a 4th yet.

[lament merlin]

TRUE

Also

[gloomy crest]

I remember a while ago when I made a concept for a 2D Splatoon fangame.

I've always wanted to finish it

But I haven't found the time

[lament merlin]

The OG squid sisters are the best out of the 3 groups no contest

[lament merlin]

Let this be your sign, go for it, goober

[gloomy crest]

I might. I have the plot and stuff all figured out, as well as most of the bosses.

[gloomy crest]

Actually Callie, Marie, and Agent 3 are all in their 20s I think?

At least as of Splatoon 3.

[lament merlin]

Huh

[gloomy crest]

?

[lament merlin]

Nah I just reacting to the information, nothing special

[restive trench]

@tawny bear my steam is in my profile click it and send me a friend request

[gloomy crest]

Oh alr

[gloomy crest]

They got aged up in Splatoon 3 by a good bit. They were 14 before. I think they're 17-21 now?

[untold wraith]

Poopin

[lament merlin]

Can we even apply human age conventions to them? Actually what is the average life span of an inkling?

[gloomy crest]

In Japan they're perfectly legal actually. Cuz Japan is weird.

[gloomy crest]

We can. They're explicitly part human I think. And their lifespans are huge if Octavio is anything to go off of.

[gloomy crest]

And Cuddlefish.

They're both like 300

[untold wraith]

From subnautica

Tiny box tim

[gloomy crest]

No. Splatoon.

[gloomy crest]

Speaking of subnautica, what's your Leviathan kill count?

[untold wraith]

A lot

[gloomy crest]

I've killed all of them except 1.

[untold wraith]

Especially the couple of ghost leviathans down in the lost river

[gloomy crest]

Because the baby Ghost Leviathan near the giant skeleton won't attack me.

He just nuzzles me/my ship and moves on.

[untold wraith]

Nah that mf aggressive

[untold wraith]

He went in a wlal

Wall

[gloomy crest]

He doesn't like you ig. He's never attacked me.

[untold wraith]

Just to get to me

Hate me cuz he ain't me

[gloomy crest]

I even set up a base in the Lost River by the Brine so that I can watch the "little" guy have fun.

[waxen heart]

He cant be the captain misinfo you are the only one to claim such titles

[gloomy crest]

No need for the Cuddlefish when I have something bigger and better, and arguably cuter.

[untold wraith]

Get better at grammar before trying to diss me son

sorry

[waxen heart]

Nah its okay

[untold wraith]

I didn't recognize it was you for a second john

Ur always right

[waxen heart]

Should changed the pfp back to the og everyone knew ?

[gloomy crest]

I just got hit with the pun I made for one of the bosses like a truck

✌️😭

[untold wraith]

Nah you change it to whatever you want it to be

Just the beginning part of ur name threw me off

[lament merlin]

I really want to find out what this all is now

[waxen heart]

Alright will change the name

[lament merlin]

Bro I want spoilers but also don’t want spoilers

[gloomy crest]

So you know Acht from Splatoon 3? They're the secondary antagonist for the game.

And one of the main bosses has them pilot the Octostomp.

But it's upgraded.

[hazy star]

ijpoareijpoazd anybody fwnaana goning ?

[gloomy crest]

So it's the Achtostomp now.

[lament merlin]

Uhhhhuuuuuu

[gloomy crest]

I'll see myself out.

[waxen heart]

For the people that use thy thee and thou at text message: He cannot be the Captain, Misinfo. Thou art the sole claimant to such vainglory

[lament merlin]

Nice

[hazy star]

chatgpt

[waxen heart]

Not a single chatgpt in sight

[hazy star]

really needed a website for doing that

[gloomy crest]

The plot is kinda dark though

Marina fucking dies

Like, immediately

Then her corpse gets turned into a zapfish crystal

[lament merlin]

What the fuuu

[hazy star]

fuck is a zapfish

[lament merlin]

It’s a fish that generates power

[gloomy crest]

The entire plot centers around both sides trying to revive her in different ways, but they lack communication so they end up fighting a lot.

[lament merlin]

Idk splatoon devs were crazy back then

[gloomy crest]

In the end she gets saved.

[lament merlin]

Player choice?

On which side revives?

[hazy star]

oh we're talkigna bout spatoon

[gloomy crest]

Well the ending has them both realize that they're trying to do the same thing, so they work together.

[lament merlin]

Splatoon, not the bowl that you spit in

[lament merlin]

Mm

[hazy star]

no it's spatoon

[lament merlin]

This is a yoke right?

[gloomy crest]

I was talking abt the 2D Splatoon game I almost made and might go back to making.

[hazy star]

so copyright infringement

[lament merlin]

Hey you’ll have me in your corner

[gloomy crest]

I'm not sure what the final boss should be though.

[gloomy crest]

No. I'm not gonna sell it. I'm literally just making it for myself.

[lament merlin]

Bru don’t take the wind out of his sails

[gloomy minnow]

electric fish

[hazy star]

https://tenor.com/view/whatsapp-idolmaster-real-mix-gimzie-gif-21323730

[lament merlin]

Willie?

[lament merlin]

CEASE

[gloomy crest]

Willie? Really?

[lament merlin]

Willie halfsword murders marina

Splatoon game of the year

[gloomy crest]

As of rn it's the Achtavio Tower, but that fight happens before the reveal that everyone is trying to do the same thing.

So idk what the true final boss should be

[hazy star]

dude the green paint should have whatapp logo

[gloomy crest]

💀

[lament merlin]

What?

[hazy star]

it makes sense

[gloomy crest]

Wdym?

[hazy star]

because whatapp green

and green whatapp

so paint

since green

and green whatapp

[lament merlin]

I

[hazy star]

then whatapp green

so the whatapp on the green

[gloomy crest]

Caveman ahh sentence

[lament merlin]

Please bro this has to be some form of war crime on the human brain

[gloomy crest]

"Whatapp green, paint green, so whatapp paint"

[lament merlin]

When- when, when you, when

[gloomy crest]

"Make paint whatapp, Ooga booga"

[lament merlin]

Ungu bunga

[gloomy crest]

Btw the bosses in the game are gonna be on some Cuphead shit

In terms of difficulty

[hazy star]

so it is spatoon

[gloomy crest]

You ever wanted to rip your hair out fighting the Octo-Oven?

Cuz I gotchu fam.

[lament merlin]

Never had any of the games past the first, but yeah probably

[gloomy crest]

So you remember the Octostomp?

It's the hardest boss in the game.

[lament merlin]

Ye

[gloomy crest]

Btw have you played Shovel Knight?

[left steppe]

Will bug reports ever be read?

[lament merlin]

I have not

[gloomy crest]

Mans is missing out

[left steppe]

joke btw

[agile helm]

probably not much anymore lowkey

99% of bugs that are in the game have been found and reported a million times already

[left steppe]

Yeah

I've flipped willy a couple of times

[lament merlin]

Wha

[gloomy crest]

Look up the Plague Knight boss fight. It's basically that plus fighting the Octostomp at the same time.

[left steppe]

By The Way

[lament merlin]

Alr

[gloomy crest]

Probably thought you were responding to him

[lament merlin]

Fair

[gloomy crest]

Tell me what you think of that fight after you watch it lol

[left steppe]

Oops. Someone sent a message as I was clicking the reply button.

I can't wait for multiplayer

[lament merlin]

It’s going to be so fun to get like 40 people together and do a battle

[left steppe]

That would be sick

Once UE is optimized

[lament merlin]

Ye

With all the weapons clanking

[gloomy crest]

What game

Cuz Half Sword isn't getting it I don't think

[lament merlin]

You know those videos of blocks on pikes

Like fighting each other

[lament merlin]

It’s planned, but just for like, late late development, possibly after full release

[gloomy crest]

I see

Did you see that fight I told you Abt?

[lament merlin]

Nah let me watch it rq

[stable wren]

False information alarm

False info!!!

Only splitscreen!!

[lament merlin]

Alr correct me please

[left steppe]

😭

[stable wren]

No full on pvp

The devs have made there vision clear

[gloomy crest]

Mass PvE would be fun if they could get it to work.

[stable wren]

Half sword will be only pve

[lament merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-it-gif-24870550

[little talon]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-gif-2221550446572997929

[gloomy crest]

But I doubt it

[lament merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-twerk-andreas-tegnander-gif-9621486865491734692

[stable wren]

Stop posting my ass

[stable wren]

There a reason why

[lament merlin]

I know why, because online stuff is hard, and also will lag a lot, and the fact that polearms will always dominate

[stable wren]

Last half is correct

PvP will be near impossible to balance

It will be unfair bullshit

[hazy star]

same loadouts

[gloomy crest]

Me turning my player damage to minimum whenever I play online:

[stable wren]

That won't do anything

Because players will be able to make there own loadouts without mods now

[hazy star]

and?

[stable wren]

So everyone will have a pvp loadout dedicated to just polearms and it be a nightmare

Sword users will be punished for liking swords

Plancon, Halberd, Billhook will dominate the meta

[hazy star]

so make both fighters use the same loadout, sword vs sword, polearm vs polearm

[stable wren]

That won't work

That is limiting the game

[gloomy crest]

Then nobody will play any mode except polearm vs polearm

[stable wren]

Against there vision for the loadout system

[hazy star]

i certainly will play sword

[lament merlin]

Ok hold on

[stable wren]

You could

But the polearms will still dominate

[lament merlin]

We should actually test this

[stable wren]

And don't forget

People will spin

Spin kick