#general-catfish-🐱🐟
surreal vector
gloomy urchin
what the fuck is that reaction
gloomy urchin
WHAT DID I DO
gloomy crest
oh shit
indigo hare
This is my server not yours
gloomy urchin
ITS JUST A WORD
gloomy crest
i mean oh sheet
gloomy urchin
what does crumpet mean
autumn laurel
its just a word
gloomy crest
This is my server not yours
i am the rightful owner
surreal vector
Its a food
gloomy urchin
it sounds british
surreal vector
its just a word
Everything's just a word be more specific
autumn laurel
Everything's just a word be more specific
a food word
surreal vector
There you go
gloomy urchin
whyam i food now
shrewd carbon
carpet
indigo hare
whyam i food now
I can rename you if you want but it’s only going to get worse from here
gloomy crest
I think griddle-based breads are cool
coral copper
YES HAHA
surreal vector
A crumpet is some sort of breakfast biscuit I think
gloomy urchin
I can rename you if you want but it’s only going to get worse from here
i feel generous do it
coral copper
YEF, LEF UF
indigo hare
i feel generous do it
Dont tell me what to do
gloomy urchin
Dont tell me what to do
please with a cherry on top
indigo hare
please with a cherry on top
Begging makes you look weak
shrewd carbon
gloomy urchin
Begging makes you look weak
the response i want to say will get me in trouble
indigo hare
the response i want to say will get me in trouble
Hiding your true feelings is cowardly
gloomy urchin
will you warn me
indigo hare
You cannot win against me
I will end your discord career but you’ll go out in a blaze of glory
Quite the trade huh?
gloomy urchin
Begging makes you look weak
yes i want to dominate me
indigo hare
yes i want to dominate me
And now you’ve ruined everything and im leaving discord
gloomy urchin
gg well played
shrewd carbon
yes i want to dominate me
that was not needed
gloomy urchin
i won thats all i care about
shrewd carbon
spark quartz
yes i want to dominate me
coral copper
Question for the willies of halfsword, if you find yourselves murdered by a fellow willie, and get sent to the abyss, do you ever actually do it?
small spoke
yes i want to dominate me
Did spoon get hacked?
small spoke
Question for the willies of halfsword, if you find yourselves murdered by a fell...
I never did the abyss tbh I found it easier to just restart
Can't do the abyss for the life of me
coral copper
I never did the abyss tbh I found it easier to just restart
Alright, so I'm not alone, cool. I literally do the abyss in 2 situations
I do it at commoner, because its easy there
small spoke
I never die at commoner so idk
round current
keeping it real
coral copper
and i do it at knight, cause its really funny to kill fully armoured people with a candlestick
faint dragon
yes
small spoke
does this actually happen
my father almost crashed into a fucking police car cus he zoned out before so probably
gloomy urchin
crazy
drifting stirrup
drifting stirrup
Especially if you’re tired
Too true, and I speak from experience. Driving 1000ish miles halfway across the country is not exactly riveting.
craggy trail
Too true, and I speak from experience. Driving 1000ish miles halfway across the ...
Yeahhhh…
It’s worse on rural roads
visual agate
market
topaz oak
bro got hit with a dash attack
forest falcon
gloomy crest
make it so weapons can break,imagine how cool it would look if you shattered a willys sword as he blocked and cut his head off
supple field
upgrading to titanium exhaust and downpipes on the new e92
damnnn gonna make it quick 😮💨
how much weight reduction from stock to titanium?
forest falcon
does this actually happen
Might sound off topic but I completed a few osu songs while being entirely zoned out by pure muscle memory 
gloomy urchin
Might sound off topic but I completed a few osu songs while being entirely zoned...
i think its called locking in
faint dragon
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1232734882346565727/1447402457021026364/u...
very factual
umbral bough
Might sound off topic but I completed a few osu songs while being entirely zoned...
that's normal
you stop actually looking directly at the circles and lock your eyes to the center
(ex osu player, 4 digit)
umbral bough
how much weight reduction from stock to titanium?
weight reduction is minimal
what this does is it allows more flow and better sound
atomic mistBOT
supple field
weight reduction is minimal
what this does is it allows more flow and better sou...
just changing material? or do u mean the downpipe
umbral bough
no cats and upgraded muffler = louder and faster
umbral bough
just changing material? or do u mean the downpipe
changing the downpipe and rest of the exhaust
supple field
oh ok 👍
spark quartz
no cats and upgraded muffler = louder and faster
are you one of those guys who's cars are super loud
umbral bough
are you one of those guys who's cars are super loud
i would remove the muffler if that was what i wanted
spark quartz
I hate loud cars so much
umbral bough
my car has a valve exhaust and an aftermarket muffler to sound normal until i activate the valve and step on it
spark quartz
Unless its at a racetrack
umbral bough
it's great to not draw attention from the police until i'm ready to roll
small spoke
nerd talk
umbral bough
certified street racer
spark quartz
well as long as you don't do it in residential areas more power to ya
small spoke
certified street racer
-# this guy went one mile above the speed limit
umbral bough
well as long as you don't do it in residential areas more power to ya
i'm a bridge/highway/parking lot gremlin
after 12am is when there's least risk
spark quartz
That's fair then. Can't stand dudes with loud cars that blast that shit in public then say "its for me" like bro do it by yourself then
umbral bough
gotta respect the normal people trying to live their lives
small spoke
That's fair then. Can't stand dudes with loud cars that blast that shit in publi...
ong
there was like this one or multiple guys that used to
Get on their bike and just go full rev or whatever and wake up everyone at 10am
umbral bough
10am is a normal time ngl
spark quartz
Get on their bike and just go full rev or whatever and wake up everyone at 10am
Thats a good way to get your window smashed in
small spoke
Thats a good way to get your window smashed in
When I was in that apartment so much shit would happen outside it was insane
umbral bough
I have 2 flame spitting twin turbo cars and i know better than to mess with people until they have a problem with me
etiquette is rare these days
small spoke
Theres a 90% chance of finding 30 homeless crackheads in Brussels at every turn
supple field
personally
forest falcon
Theres a 90% chance of finding 30 homeless crackheads in Brussels at every turn
pvp areas
supple field
i think you're a loser if you have a loud car and aren't sending the back roads or pulling on the expressway
supple field
i dont mind em if its 4am but thats just me
i like cars so my opinjon isnt relevant
small spoke
i dont mind em if its 4am but thats just me
it's just very annoying to wake up from it
supple field
i just don't like it when people are driving a vehicle and not using it for its purpose
and a lot of the time its either a big truck they daily to their office job and back, or its a loud car they dont drive
small spoke
I don't understand why so many people drive loud ass vehicles at 3am
drive dangerously at night time while waking up a bunch of people up?
strange sail
I don't understand why so many people drive loud ass vehicles at 3am
its fun
small spoke
why is it fun?
strange sail
because i like doing it
small spoke
strange sail
:/
small spoke
golden nacelle
halcyon flume
Noooooooo!!!!!!!!
finite snow
<@987327174782619648> get the FUCK out of my server
no
forest falcon
finite snow
forest falcon
😋
finite snow
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1242228773957533807/1443959926287372389/l...
russia
halcyon flume
whats happening
gloomy crest
lowkey gonna stream half sword @finite snow hop on the stream
i'm bored
gimme some pointers
forest falcon
finite snow
lowkey gonna stream half sword <@987327174782619648> hop on the stream
mayb
gloomy crest
Not “maybe” yes
finite snow
ok
pale bough
i have leprosy in my bank account
drifting stirrup
I wanna say it's a rapier but it looks too thick to be one, despite that being the name. Anyone know what weapon this is?
surreal vector
i have leprosy in my bank account
Isn't leprosy an ani male
pale bough
disease
raven locust
I'm gonna kick your ass and then do the other thing
💔
pale bough
it comes from armadillos
gloomy crest
Isn't leprosy an ani male
no it’s a disease very horrible stuff
surreal vector
A leapird
small spoke
Isn't leprosy an ani male
What the fuck is a ani male
gloomy crest
don’t research it it’s not that interesting it’s just gross
finite snow
animal duh
surreal vector
yeah it makes ur fingers and toes fall off n shit
Leapord meow and eat tuna bro
small spoke
leopard with leprosy
gloomy crest
Crazy username
finite snow
Crazy username
no its not
gloomy crest
https://tenor.com/view/tiger-gif-18129656995058780786
I figured out how to stream audio
finite snow
I figured out how to stream audio
that would be so cool if it wasnt 10 fps
spark quartz
Isn't leprosy an ani male
leprosy is a disease 💀
finite snow
obsidian osprey
great meal
gloomy crest
Good or bad @finite snow
finite snow
This may have fixed the issue
no infact its worse
forest falcon
the type of meal you be having when you get paid biweekly
gloomy crest
I wanna say it's a rapier but it looks too thick to be one, despite that being t...
Proto-rapier maybe, like a spado de lato. Or an Italian Mìchoho della baba .
finite snow
Your WiFi is probably also dogshit
its not
forest falcon
g.day cark
finite snow
gloomy crest
g.day cark
Hi
obsidian osprey
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1313298162475077642/1447415323069517924/d...
u should try out grave digger
finite snow
u should try out grave digger
no that game sucks ass common "underrated" slop game
obsidian osprey
Pretty good military game
finite snow
where everything is impossible
gloomy crest
where everything is impossible
Still shit…?
obsidian osprey
where everything is impossible
skill. Issue
gloomy crest
holy shit
finite snow
skill. Issue
its so dark
obsidian osprey
its so dark
so what
finite snow
and the way things are built around
obsidian osprey
i forgot the military game i found but its like pre pre alpha
do u remember the name
I need one cuz grave digger im banned 💔
finite snow
do u remember the name
obviously not
finite snow
I need one cuz grave digger im banned 💔
why
obsidian osprey
exploits lmao
finite snow
i thought grave digger was gonna be tuff story mode
obsidian osprey
It’s literally just a military PvP
finite snow
exploits lmao
im not telling u son
finite snow
you're only sorry cause you got caught
obsidian osprey
nuh uh
I didn’t realize they even had a anticheat because everyone else with hacks were flying around
gloomy crest
🤨
elder pawn
I use gunslinger perk lmao
shrewd carbon
what matpat be doin
elder pawn
what matpat be doin
shrewd carbon
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1418001948174585926/1442025159363002378/t...
is matpat the next albert einstein?
spark quartz
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1400508066184691885/1442182492378497034/t...
I love this fuckahh cat
elder pawn
I love this fuckahh cat
small spoke
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1440789962814652499/2...
what's your fucking obsession this gif 😭
spark quartz
what's your fucking obsession this gif 😭
it funny
Whats your obsession with being mean and evil
small spoke
no comment
scrolling through my images and gifs to post something is like trying to walk through a mine field
99% chance I get banned for posting the wrong thing
1% chance I post the right thing
drifting stirrup
Proto-rapier maybe, like a spado de lato. Or an Italian Mìchoho della baba .
I'm willing to bet on the former, because the "Half Sword" doesn't exactly work
atomic mistBOT
elder pawn
i am a pickle pepsi
frozen mason
@spark quartz
faint dragon
<@243239405970522114>
Ah yes I remember seeing that vid in insta
swift carbon
99% chance I get banned for posting the wrong thing
So real
faint dragon
<@243239405970522114>
This is jolly mod ingame
weary tinsel
trim ingot
if i beat the game, how do i make it so i can only start from peasent again
gloomy urchin
<@243239405970522114>
zinc dome
wonder if gta 6 is dropping b4 this game
spark quartz
<@243239405970522114>
That was me btw
fast nymph
wonder if gta 6 is dropping b4 this game
frozen mason
wonder if gta 6 is dropping b4 this game
Most likely not, GTA 6 is a highly ambitious game that was only announced to be released around 2026, Half Sword's EA is not nearly as ambitious and is announced to be released around Q1 2026.
tight breach
Gentlemen
elder pawn
tight breach
elder pawn
bitter plume
wonder if gta 6 is dropping b4 this game
Gta 6 is prob getting delayed again
That's worth it tho since they are adding hurricanes and floods apparently
tight breach
That's worth it since
But bro it's still worth it
Nah bro I'm still hyped bro
(like what you like)
But I have 0 hype for that game
bitter plume
Well I gotta wait an extra year for it
tight breach
They screwed up 5 so bad with monetization and garbage I don't even care for 6
bitter plume
Luckily rdr 2 still exists
tight breach
Remember they abandoned a good online because it wasn't making enough money
bitter plume
Well I gotta wait an extra year for it
PC players have to wait extra time for rockstar to release it
tight breach
Remind yourself of that
bitter plume
Remember they abandoned a good online because it wasn't making enough money
Third best selling game of all time btw
Or second
I don't remember
tight breach
Still they abandoned it
So remember
The THIRD BEST SELLIN GAME GOT ABANDONED BECAUSE IT DIDNT MAKE AS MUCH
as flying bike simulator
bitter plume
If it ain't making millions every day we gonna take off resources and put it on GTA 8
tight breach
bitter plume
Red dead 3 is apparently in early production
Can't wait for 2029
And for it to be delayed 5 years
foggy canopy
Red dead 3 is apparently in early production
crude ginkgo
Red dead 3 is apparently in early production
Can we just finish gta 6
Please rockstar
bitter plume
Well they got different teams
spark quartz
https://tenor.com/view/black-man-black-and-white-cry-pray-30fps-gif-745914366115...
what a fuckin gif caption
bitter plume
And I'm pretty sure early development just means getting everything together to prepare for when they get greenlighted or whatever to start actual work
But it's not coming out till the heat death of the universe anyway
faint dragon
what a fuckin gif caption
Very true to word indeed
keen gate
It's really good
surreal vector
I never played red dead
Remaster just came out
atomic mistBOT
drifting stirrup
gloomy urchin
do i enlist or become a chronical weeb 🤔
viral magnet
Remember in 2023 24 saying
2025 im playing gta 6 broken arrow and half sword all year
Little did he know😔
faint dragon
do i enlist or become a chronical weeb 🤔
faint dragon
idk
wintry ingot
fervent slate
sullen harness
https://tenor.com/view/loganpaul-yakub-agartha-gif-14461458560363853993
@wintry ingot is ts tuff
wintry ingot
<@784719330578923520> is ts tuff
what
wintry ingot
sullen harness
wintry ingot
atomic mistBOT
gloomy urchin
mrrp
agile helm
gtfo
faint dragon
Greatsword
agile helm
https://tenor.com/view/loganpaul-yakub-agartha-gif-14461458560363853993
yo…
if i can’t say it….
sullen harness
if i can’t say it….
say it pal
sleek zealot
https://tenor.com/view/loganpaul-yakub-agartha-gif-14461458560363853993
too advanced for this server
sick folio
someone do it pls
they ghost dropped halfword early access @cyan sentinel
gloomy urchin
they ghost dropped halfword early access <@1155503287940943953>
false
hollow egret
umbral bough
they ghost dropped halfword early access <@1155503287940943953>
epic fail
gloomy urchin
seems valid
lime harness
I've found that the more friends you have in a group, the dumber shit you can get away with
such as us getting shot at, I walk in the street and play dumb another keeps the guy from checking the windows, and a third runs up the tower with an impact grenade in hand and a want to throw it as his feet lol
wanton portal
I've found that the more friends you have in a group, the dumber shit you can ge...
thats because its essentially a small community now
lime harness
true,
wintry ingot
chat rate the pc
wanton portal
chat rate the pc
it can print gta 6 at 30 papers per second
tranquil coral
chat rate the pc
At least this one's sole purpose isn't to rip you off on ink prices. coughs in ram prices
gloomy urchin
I've found that the more friends you have in a group, the dumber shit you can ge...
in game, right?
wanton portal
wintry ingot
in game, right?
right?
lime harness
in game, right?
yes but this would probably also happen IRL
we're a group of dipshits XD
gloomy urchin
is it arma
lime harness
stalcraft x
my wifi would kill me if I tried arma multiplayer
atomic mistBOT
gloomy urchin
shut up willie
hybrid granite
so i bought the logitech g29 shifter but my wheel hasnt arrived yet and i have no adapter what to do now
wanton portal
so i bought the logitech g29 shifter but my wheel hasnt arrived yet and i have n...
buy a steering wheel
runic charm
hello willies
hybrid granite
buy a steering wheel
arriving tmrw
gusty forge
when your watching the NBA but you see your favorite player get in front of wembanyama to try and guard him
(they finna get humiliated like ad)
faint dragon
chat rate the pc
10/10
trim ingot
https://tenor.com/view/shakespeare-gif-gif-6739550482358101298
john poo
umbral bough
so i bought the logitech g29 shifter but my wheel hasnt arrived yet and i have n...
skill issue
runic charm
when will we get a lifesized willie plush
atomic mistBOT
faint dragon
when will we get a lifesized willie plush
faint dragon
gloomy urchin
i cooked
faint dragon
I also cooked
wanton portal
You americans are so weird
how can you drink water from a sink
runic charm
who doesnt
keen gate
You americans are so weird
how can you drink water from a sink
Because thats where the water comes out of
wanton portal
Because thats where the water comes out of
you can buy a gallon of water
craggy trail
You americans are so weird
how can you drink water from a sink
What??? Are you serious?
wanton portal
Where are you from?
philippines
keen gate
Silly Philippines buying a natural resource
runic charm
because its cleaner
where i live its pretty much no difference in quality
wanton portal
Silly Philippines buying a natural resource
if it sillys then why did they invent water bottles
craggy trail
because its cleaner
keen gate
if it sillys then why did they invent water bottles
Portability
craggy trail
Not in the developed world
runic charm
if it sillys then why did they invent water bottles
Philippines actually invented the world even
faint dragon
philippines
im also a Filipino myself
wanton portal
https://preview.redd.it/countries-where-you-can-and-cant-drink-tap-water-v0-ojbq...
its brown
craggy trail
its brown
Yeah.
So it’s NOT WEIRD THAT WE DRINK TAP WATER
Because it’s the exact same as bottled water
wanton portal
you guys must have really clean sewers then
craggy trail
I’m already paying for water, why would I pay more money for more water?
runic charm
you guys must have really clean sewers then
no but we have filters at taps
wanton portal
I’m already paying for water, why would I pay more money for more water?
because it's clean
craggy trail
you guys must have really clean sewers then
Water purification is a thing. Where do you think you get your gallons from?
gloomy urchin
You americans are so weird
how can you drink water from a sink
thats what having filters does to a man
craggy trail
I think we’ve gotten to a point where we understand each other and we’re just arguing for no reason
wanton portal
I'd still have my gallon over tap water
faint dragon
I think we’ve gotten to a point where we understand each other and we’re just ar...
Sov where is the 
drawing
wanton portal
I just cant trust it
craggy trail
I'd still have my gallon over tap water
We also have filters
So the tap water is safer
craggy trail
Sov where is the <:pregowillie:1329633924821028875> drawing
Oh right
Yeah a few things came up. I have two assignments due this week and there have been some interesting personal developments
faint dragon
take ur time sov
frigid inlet
so i bought the logitech g29 shifter but my wheel hasnt arrived yet and i have n...
up the anus
runic charm
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/302152934249070593/1443960207213330532/ut...
this is so tuff
frigid inlet
you guys must have really clean sewers then
💀
I don't know about you sir but we don't drink water straight from the sewers
wanton portal
then where does your water come from
runic charm
then where does your water come from
from the sewer
and then its filtered through the tap
and multiple filters befroe that
wanton portal
from the sewer
and then its filtered through the tap
and multiple filters befroe...
well our water doesnt get filtered enough
frigid inlet
For me it's London so it's taken from the rivers and then filtered several times of course
craggy trail
For me it's London so it's taken from the rivers and then filtered several times...
Would you recommend people swim in the river thames?
frigid inlet
I wouldn't recommend anyone swim in any city river
tight sonnet
https://preview.redd.it/countries-where-you-can-and-cant-drink-tap-water-v0-ojbq...
in russia we can drink tap water
idk what problem is
why
oh
i guess
raven ore
fish head and banana slices
hybrid granite
am i cooked
Prolly
craggy trail
i'd never thought i would find dating sim fun
What sim?
gloomy urchin
PLAY IT
craggy trail
It’s not you
gloomy urchin
PLAY IT
craggy trail
It’s me
gloomy urchin
PLAY IT
craggy trail
I CAN’T
gloomy urchin
wait are you playing one too
craggy trail
What?
craggy trail
My girlfriend?
gloomy urchin
fucking LIES
craggy trail
I’m deadass
gloomy urchin
HERESY
craggy trail
My joke fell flat
gloomy urchin
ok visual novels might be the end of me
craggy trail
I wonder how hard it’d be to make a visual novel
atomic mistBOT
gloomy urchin
you just need art and good writing
craggy trail
Tried that before. Made a base sprite, a few tiles, and lost motivation
gloomy urchin
i think visual novel requires actual cooking with writing
cuz otherwise it'd just be not fun
and 2d topdown can kinda compensate mid writing
craggy trail
i think visual novel requires actual cooking with writing
Hear me out, you make it intentionally cliched as possible
craggy trail
If you have all the cliches, is it really cliche?
gloomy urchin
i mean depends if everyone genuinely reacts to these cliches within the world
or its like half-irony
craggy trail
I’d try to make is as obnoxious as possible
Make it a challenge to get through. Intentionally bad
gloomy urchin
rahh
craggy trail
Not “so bad it’s good”, more “so bad I want to bang my head against a wall”
Throw in jar jar binks for good measure
gloomy urchin
rahh
why is half of it about sex and another half psychological horrors
ok its like 9:1
craggy trail
Okay hold on
I don’t think you can say that
BUT… for psychological horrors you can probably blame that one horror game
Doki doki
gloomy urchin
how about nuhuh
waxen heart
how about nuhuh
The fuck
gloomy urchin
whar
waxen heart
Idk just shocked on how many results there are
waxen heart
<:pregowillie:1329633924821028875>
All about willie?!
agile helm
sex with hitler
@lost palm
lost palmBOT
<@949479338275913799>
desert ridge
spark quartz
sex with hitler
Gorf
mighty badger
I wonder how hard it’d be to make a visual novel
hardest part isnt making the visuals, but making a story compelling enough to make it worth it to push through the visual novel
spark quartz
Not the best look
You know the rules bro, now given the context i understand but
Ya know
craggy trail
You know the rules bro, now given the context i understand but
Hold on
Let me explain
It was a reply to a moderator
It wasn’t taken down
I thought it was okay
spark quartz
Gorf you're fine bro
craggy trail
okay phew
craggy trail
I have no idea why moai didn’t take that down
mighty badger
Just be mindful 😭
hi silly head
mighty badger
I have no idea why moai didn’t take that down
its moai ffs
craggy trail
Or else I'll have to unleash the beast inside 😠
Okay!!!
craggy trail
its moai ffs
Yeah but it’s also “he who shall not be named”
spark quartz
hi silly head
Omg saxtros my Brazilian Huntsman spider friend hello
mighty badger
Omg saxtros my Brazilian Huntsman spider friend hello
hi hey hello hizers
hru doing
spark quartz
hru doing
I'm aight and will be leaving work early today which is rad asf
How are you
mighty badger
I'm aight and will be leaving work early today which is rad asf
HELL YES
mighty badger
How are you
a litlle meh given my favorite bakery and milkshake shop are closing down but apart from that life normal
indigo hare
I have no idea why moai didn’t take that down
What am I being accused of 😡
mighty badger
this
craggy trail
What am I being accused of 😡
spark quartz
a litlle meh given my favorite bakery and milkshake shop are closing down but ap...
Damn gang rip
mighty badger
Damn gang rip
and all that in a single day like bro give me a second to process each one
indigo hare
Oh that thing
spark quartz
Easter goes to jail
mighty badger
i did manage to get gamepass rather cheap though so im reaping the benefits now
indigo hare
Yeahhhj i guess I should’ve but context is important too. But youre right, I should’ve
spark quartz
i did manage to get gamepass rather cheap though so im reaping the benefits now
Play routine
craggy trail
At least I’m alive
spark quartz
You just unleashed the beast
lime knoll
Or else I'll have to unleash the beast inside 😠
(His penar)
spark quartz
(His penar)
NO BAM
indigo hare
Play cookie clicker
spark quartz
is it good it looks interesting
Its a horror game
spark quartz
bam, bad
craggy trail
@lost palm
lost palmBOT
<@949479338275913799>
[ <:e:1263720914583949393> Removed by @sovereign_t ]
lime knoll
Not my best work
craggy trail
HAHA
craggy trail
IN THE NICK OF TIME
lime knoll
GORF BUZZER
mighty badger
i need to get into the alters but havent really felt much interest in playing it
like, i think it might be really really good but i dont wanna download it
sullen harness
https://tenor.com/view/the-alpha-is-typing-sigma-beta-alpha-gif-1508596150523959...
moai
can you beat all of the mods in under 1 second
indigo hare
Less, especially jolly mod
In fact I’ll probably beat him multiple times first
Just because it’s him
craggy trail
gloomy crest
Grand poobah
indigo hare
Grand poobah
Grand Duke of bumgundy
gloomy crest
Grand Poobah Moai of Easter
indigo hare
Please help
Okay I’ll help
gloomy crest
I liked adventure capitalist
craggy trail
I USED TO PLAY CLICKER GAMES
Did you get the shadow achievements?
spark quartz
Okay I’ll help
No not again
mighty badger
why are we beating eachother thats bad
gloomy crest
Did you get the shadow achievements?
Uuuh what that
gloomy crest
why are we beating eachother thats bad
It's a win win
mighty badger
Okay I’ll help
moai i should inform you that what you are doing is a crime
perchance
gloomy crest
You can't just say perchance
mighty badger
You can't just say perchance
stomping turts
craggy trail
Uuuh what that
Cookie Clicker has shadow achievements
gloomy crest
mighty badger
https://tenor.com/view/super-mario-bros-3-koopa-shell-turtle-shell-mario-nes-gif...
dumbass mf
gloomy crest
Cookie Clicker has shadow achievements
Oh I didn't know that
Idk iff I even played the real one
I probably played the roblox version
craggy trail
I probably played the roblox version
Why???
gloomy crest
I played adventure capitalist and on my phone, some kinda bitcoin-themed clicker game
gloomy crest
Why???
Because I played other clickers more
Noob
Mr GORF GORF GORF
GORF GORF (SOV)
craggy trail
PLAY THE REAL ONE MAN
gloomy crest
I PROBABLY DID
craggy trail
IT’S FREE
gloomy crest
IDC ABOUT THE REAL ONE
craggy trail
WHY
gloomy crest
I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE TRIED IT
craggy trail
Can’t even use chat anymore smh
gloomy crest
Oooooooo
craggy trail
its not :(
THE WEB VERSION IS
gloomy crest
its not :(
OOOOOOOO
mighty badger
ANTI-COOKIE UNION
HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NAH
gloomy crest
I just woke up from a very complex nightmare @indigo hare
And what did I have out of the ordinary? MOZZARELLA and some milk
indigo hare
I just woke up from a very complex nightmare <@822279999796543538>
It was about me wasn’t it
indigo hare
And what did I have out of the ordinary? MOZZARELLA and some milk
Fuckin cheese
gloomy crest
No but it was insanely complex
indigo hare
Cheese does not
gloomy crest
It was like
mighty badger
unforeseen predicaments
mighty badger
Fuckin cheese
dont fuck the cheese
gloomy crest
Story lines, settings, characters
It was basically me trying to get through a weird version ofba school day but nothing goes my way
indigo hare
I don’t remember my dreams after waking up ever
gloomy crest
I remember that no one wantsd to sit or talk to me during lunch time
frigid inlet
i make boat
gloomy crest
I don’t remember my dreams after waking up ever
I didnt bother writing my memories as I woke up so now I barely remember anything
mighty badger
I remember that no one wantsd to sit or talk to me during lunch time
that probably hasn't changed
frigid inlet
Ignore comically sized exhaust tower
gloomy crest
“The Shaft”
Isaac Hayes moment
mighty badger
i am now 100% jolly in my username
gloomy crest
Pa pia pa pia LA LAEW AH AH AH EE EE
gloomy urchin
I don’t remember my dreams after waking up ever
loser
scarlet cradle
I don’t remember my dreams after waking up ever
shit man I don't even GET dreams unless I specifically sleep after I already have woken up
regal fjord
Hey guys - have a half sword related question:
What's the best rock for smashing my balls?
drowsy finch
I don’t remember my dreams after waking up ever
I have a 5 minute window to remember them before they’re gone forever
scarlet cradle
What's the best rock for smashing my balls?
a heavy one
regal fjord
Igneous or sedimentary?
drowsy finch
a heavy one
regal fjord
true, thank you for your help
scarlet cradle
happy to help
spark quartz
https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-ultrakill-maurice-malicious-face-ultrakill-enem...
RALI
gloomy urchin
@drowsy finch hai
drowsy finch
<@802815398231801866> hai
Halloo
gloomy urchin
:333
frank crater
What is going on here.
gloomy urchin
im going to bed goobnight everynyapony
frank crater
goobnight
gloomy crest
Rali
gloomy crest
im going to bed goobnight everynyapony
Good night
lime knoll
gloomy urchin
weary tinsel
sullen harness
In fact I’ll probably beat him multiple times first
what if john halfsword was there
would he cause you a little trouble
still dawn
me when i press questionable links on the internet
still dawn
... skibidy willie
stone spade
hybrid granite
indigo hare
can we ban ts guy
I only see deleted message so im going to now believe you meant ban yourself in which case yes we can ban yourself
forest falcon
wanton portal
Im finally on Episode 2
forest falcon
wanton portal
also I got this achievement for some reason
indigo hare
can i become a mod
You can apply at the bottom of #faq if you’re actually interested
wanton portal
You can apply at the bottom of <#1272470349245579396> if you’re actually interes...
I heard you needed to be a FOSSIL to become a moderator
forest falcon
i think different time zones?
drowsy finch
Im finally on Episode 2
Having fun?
wanton portal
Having fun?
yes
indigo hare
I heard you needed to be a FOSSIL to become a moderator
Yea at least 45
wanton portal
But I mostly dont know whats going on or where to go
but still a fun game
I love the strider boss fights
forest falcon
@drowsy finch hirali
indigo hare
ik what utc is but what are those things after the time (bit , sst)
No idea honestly. Just pick whatever closest to your time
Application wasn’t around when I became a mod and im pretty sure my time zone is the only one to exist
drowsy finch
<@802815398231801866> hirali
Hallo!!!
wanton portal
@drowsy finch is Opposing force and Blue shift actually canon?
drowsy finch
This week will be study hell
drowsy finch
<@802815398231801866> is Opposing force and Blue shift actually canon?
Nothing says it’s not
indigo hare
Okay I’ll say it’s not just to be a contrarian
frank crater
ohhh wait i get it its like timezones + 1:00 so its the time
forest falcon
This week will be study hell
exams?
wanton portal
Nothing says it’s not
really?
I've heard youtubers speculate that its not
frank crater
alright i did it senpai! i hope i pass the test!
indigo hare
really?
I've heard youtubers speculate that its not
YouTubers are silly
drowsy finch
really?
I've heard youtubers speculate that its not
There’s literally nothing in Half Life 2 that conflicts with either being canon
wanton portal
There’s literally nothing in Half Life 2 that conflicts with either being canon
hm ok
now what about Half Life decay?
indigo hare
The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence so they say
wanton portal
drowsy finch
hm ok
now what about Half Life decay?
Half Life Decay is something I’m not knowledgable about at all
Don’t both the protags wind up dead?
wanton portal
Don’t both the protags wind up dead?
I think
atomic mistBOT
drowsy finch
The thing about half life expansions to half life 2 is that there’s a 20 year gap with a lot of moving parts
Characters like Rosenberg coulda totally got offscreened and whatnot between then and now
wanton portal
Characters like Rosenberg coulda totally got offscreened and whatnot between the...
is there like a book
for half life
like how fnaf does
drowsy finch
is there like a book
No
wanton portal
so it can explain some stuff
drowsy finch
so it can explain some stuff
There’s a lot of environmental storytelling and anecdotes from characters
Otherwise I get my lore through video essays
tribal grotto
why isn't there a crispy on the inside and soft on the outside bread
indigo hare
I put a collar with a bell on my cat for the first time and he looks like a fuckin idiot jumping around trying to figure out where the noise is coming from and how to get it off.
wanton portal
I put a collar with a bell on my cat for the first time and he looks like a fuck...
wow
like father like pet
indigo hare
like father like pet
Wow this literally killed me
I don’t know how to respond without looking weak
You get one hall pass for soemthing stupid
wanton portal
yay
indigo hare
I lied I just wanted to trap you for speaking back to me
wanton portal
fuck
spark quartz
I lied I just wanted to trap you for speaking back to me
Hey Easter
indigo hare
Hey Easter
Hey mod
frank crater
are there any portuguese mods
indigo hare
are there any portuguese mods
Nope. Only languages we have on the mod team is German, polish, Dutch and English
frank crater
well there could be an addition 🤣
how many mods do yall have?
if u don't mind me asking
frank crater
oh alright pal
turbid rain
https://tenor.com/view/president-mr-gif-13289764
spark quartz
oh alright pal
It's not classified
indigo hare
how many mods do yall have?
87
frank crater
oh
indigo hare
No im actually a really big liar and a bad person, I say it all the time
spark quartz
11 I think?
frank crater
oh okay
spark quartz
Wait 12
frank crater
cuz like 5/87 mods is crazy
spark quartz
Including myself
spark quartz
Yeah 12
indigo hare
Well
frank crater
who reviews the mods tho
indigo hare
Now do active ones
frank crater
half swords games?
spark quartz
who reviews the mods tho
Mcwonderbeast
frank crater
Now do active ones
like 3
spark quartz
He's the cm
indigo hare
8 active mods. And of those 8 really it’s like 5
indigo hare
Not that the other 3 dont moderate, theyre just more behind the scenes
frank crater
oh yeah fair
spark quartz
If you want to get real technical
frank crater
?
frank crater
big mod
spark quartz
Yes lol
frank crater
he like makes people mod
spark quartz
Yee
frank crater
so hes basically a president
wintry ingot
broke this dude's throat with the dagger's hilt
lime knoll
But he's the cm so not really but he does moderate
Crank Master*
tepid field
Community Manager
gloomy crest
And I'm the ruler of halfcordia
lime knoll
Community Manager
Thats lame
frank crater
thatd be tuff as hell
lime knoll
Need more crank masters
severe fulcrum
scoundrel!
No
spark quartz
whyd they ban chrome again
Chrome got banned?
frank crater
yes bro
spark quartz
@lavish blade bros literally right here
frank crater
a LONG time ago
what the hell
wow
he got banned a while back
maybe they unbanned him idk what happened tho
spark quartz
Schizophrenia
small spoke
he got banned a while back
Temp ban probably
spark quartz
OMG ITS SAINT NIC
small spoke
OMG ITS SAINT NIC
hi silly head
frank crater
can i comment like the reason of his ban or is that like info i shouldnt share here 😭
spark quartz
can i comment like the reason of his ban or is that like info i shouldnt share h...
Thats kinda his business
wanton portal
Alien life is more likely to be passive to us than hostile, Scientists says
But the odds are 51/49
spark quartz
Alien life is more likely to be passive to us than hostile, Scientists says
But ...
ok
frank crater
U can be temp banned if u have Enough warnings iirc
ohh
frank crater
not in the game yet
WAIT THEYRE MAKING DIFFERENT CHARACTERS?
frank crater
CHROME IS BANNEd
what but they pinged him
frank crater
WAIT THEYRE MAKING DIFFERENT CHARACTERS?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
the willyverse 😔
wanton portal
not in the game yet
Do you have a teacher named Mr. White
frank crater
LOL
small spoke
wait are u the guy that goes
No thats kepon
frank crater
kepon u da goat
tepid field
Thats not kepon either
small spoke
Thats not kepon either
It isn't?
wanton portal
Keponmovin
tepid field
Deod is the talking vocie over in the demo
gloomy crest
It's actually Sir Moai
tepid field
Theres 15th century languages being added
Only ones I know abouta re High German, Polish and English
15th century specifically.
wanton portal
Theres 15th century languages being added
I know you can't confirm anything
But please have subtitles I don't know what the hell Willie is saying
He calls you a cuck If I remember
tepid field
Oh were a lot more legible.
I made sure of it.
But unfortunately. 15th century english is fairly different to modern
frank crater
I know you can't confirm anything
But please have subtitles I don't know what t...
make subtitles optional
tepid field
and the accents are a nearly dead type of british accent.f
wanton portal
and the accents are a nearly dead type of british accent.f
Oi bruv excuse me mate
tepid field
have you ever watched hot fuzz
frank crater
imagine half sword in different languages
gloomy crest
make subtitles optional
I did wish there were subtitles or at least transcriptions for accessibility
frank crater
NEINNN!!!
wanton portal
Wait is France going to be in half sword
frank crater
mods do NOT ban me this is not referencing any political or historical figure
tepid field
Oi bruv excuse me mate
even worse
I dont know but I cant imagine there wouldnt be subtitles
gloomy crest
mods do NOT ban me this is not referencing any political or historical figure
Don't be like that guy please
wanton portal
I dont know but I cant imagine there wouldnt be subtitles
Do you plan on playing the full game for a long period of time
Like once it releases
gloomy crest
I don't wanna bring up past moderation actions but it's basically a dude who broke rules and defended it by saying it's not breaking rules
I forgot his name
Okay I'm outta here
tepid field
U having a fucking giggle mate
frank crater
tired tulip
24 Days Remain until Q1 2026
frank crater
mate this is not tuff
wanton portal
Mocking the Irish and British accent is allowed btw
winged vessel
i hope the release date comes out this christmas
gloomy crest
Don't doxx me
wanton portal
Eye bloody asked
winged vessel
so its like a christmas gift
frank crater
my mother is in the lack of a personal domicile 😌
wanton portal
@gloomy crest empty yo fokkin pockets
tepid field
Keep chatting shit and Ill fuck ur nan and ding u in the river u silly bald cunt
Thats something id add to the voices if it was modern english
wanton portal
Oh I can't wait dude
tepid field
If someone gets that reference im concerned
lofty kindle
Keep chatting shit and Ill fuck ur nan and ding u in the river u silly bald cunt
<@&1280388391824785442>
lost palmBOT
<@&1280388391824785442>
gloomy crest
I'm not telling you
frank crater
<@&1280388391824785442>
mc wonder beast oh!
wanton portal
@lofty kindle on a scale of 1-10 how much meaner are the insults gonna be in the full release compared to the current demo?
small spoke
💀
tepid field
I dont think hes knows
gloomy crest
Bruh
tepid field
I bloody well know lmao
frank crater
<@210223228545662977> on a scale of 1-10 how much meaner are the insults gonna b...
just hope we dont face any darker skin coloured opponents
gloomy crest
Bruh
lofty kindle
I don't know to be honest. I have had limited invovement with the new VO.
tepid field
Mcwonder. Ill show you sometime
small spoke
I don't know to be honest. I have had limited invovement with the new VO.
Translation=I have unlimited involvement with the new VO
frank crater
https://tenor.com/view/that%27s-too-far-nathan-zatima-that%27s-over-the-line-bet...
sorry man!
small spoke
I don't know to be honest. I have had limited invovement with the new VO.
"invovement" so true king
gloomy crest
Read the room boi
small spoke
just hope we dont face any darker skin coloured opponents
Yo what...
frank crater
https://tenor.com/view/that%27s-too-far-nathan-zatima-that%27s-over-the-line-bet...
hey uh how do mod applications work
gloomy crest
Read the gosh darn room
tepid field
He was commenting on the fact there may be 15th century racial slurs
small spoke
hey uh how do mod applications work
After what you just said you want to be mod? 💀
frank crater
yes ❤️
tepid field
He wasnt being weird
frank crater
hey come on it was just a joke and i dditn say anything THAT bad
frank crater
He was commenting on the fact there may be 15th century racial slurs
this
tepid field
Learn context nurds
lofty kindle
"invovement" so true king
You can trust Jessy's word on it, he had a major hand in facilitating the new VO production.
wanton portal
He was commenting on the fact there may be 15th century racial slurs
Half sword will turn into an Educational game where it teaches people new slurs
frank crater
halfswording what 😨
small spoke
You can trust Jessy's word on it, he had a major hand in facilitating the new VO...
does he know?
tepid field
Major hand is an understatement lmao
small spoke
he didn't get the fact I was making fun of his spelling
lofty kindle
hey uh how do mod applications work
Users submit applications and then once a month I go through them and check viable candidates.
winged vessel
does the release date mean it will come out before summer?
frank crater
WOAH