general-catfish-🐱🐟

[warped cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/larp-sorry-kid-larp-or-be-larped-rise-of-nations-nation-rising-simulator-gif-18202816756838931088

[keen cedar]

who plays novellas

[white prawn]

no i meant the ai assistant girl in lob corp that i definetly didnt forget the name of kinda wait no the hair isnt as detailed nvm

[keen cedar]

instead of playing novellas play them in eral life

real

[supple pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-punch-gif-16287607886277446870

[keen cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-based-schizo-speech-bub-gif-25231363

[gloomy urchin]

yeah sure

[supple pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-1842866350785942963

[gloomy urchin]

what the uck

[young marsh]

Is this the

[keen cedar]

uck

[keen cedar]

who made this

this is made by an unwell person

[supple pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-we-one-gif-18212100

[keen cedar]

what does that suppose to mean

[supple pewter]

You’re unwell(j)

[keen cedar]

ok i figured it out

[keen cedar]

i am very well

i am very well until i lose 10 games with 0 k/d

[supple pewter]

This meme I can’t

[keen cedar]

they grow up sof ast

[young marsh]

How the actual fuck do you stand 17 minutes in this game

[eager jungle]

angela

[gloomy urchin]

lilith

[wicked mural]

Looks like a alien

[wanton portal]

its the mickey mouse clubhouse looking ass

[supple pewter]

That also made people kill themselves:(

[rugged star]

the fuck am I looking through

[supple pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/coraline-dad-type-gif-13169103074993680968

[rugged star]

https://tenor.com/bmXH3.gif

[wanton portal]

I mean this in no offense but
people should realize that
the internets security systems has not changed

I assume that they did this blue whale thing in fear of doxxing

[supple pewter]

They manipulated children

Is what I’ve heard

[wanton portal]

do children even know the concept of getting their information leaked on the internet

[supple pewter]

Dont think so

[rugged star]

most likely not

[lunar stream]

oh my god new femtanyl song

[rugged star]

?

[gloomy urchin]

2 LILITHS

[rugged star]

https://tenor.com/vmuu4Phzlxb.gif

[civic vessel]

so many options!!!

[supple pewter]

Wtf is it even about

[slender pasture]

Hi

[gloomy urchin]

philosophical game covered as dating sim

[rugged star]

Why

[gloomy urchin]

oh literally entire point of the game is "does this character actually exist"

[rugged star]

I mean the character is just a bunch of pixels made to look a certain way from coding

[young marsh]

But actually dating sim with willie would be fire

[eager jungle]

gay dating halfsword sim

bad ending: you both die in the gauntlet

[gloomy urchin]

weill philosophy is not allowed here so im not gonna go there

BUT entire logic falls apart if you try to define existing

[eager jungle]

butt 😂

[drowsy finch]

👁️

[rugged star]

Yeah I like to make ai hate themselves

[gloomy urchin]

i swear if i get another fucking philosphy take that just converts objective truths and shape them into their own fucking meanings i will throw hands

[haughty geyser]

Neek

[eager jungle]

i think im gonna play more real steel 👀

[lunar stream]

it has a music video

[feral swift]

I can't log into the game. What should I do?

[eager jungle]

fah

[eager jungle]

wdym by log into the game

[feral swift]

I have a choice: cruelty. It doesn't let me go further.

[gloomy urchin]

jarvis post willie's help guide

[eager jungle]

are we playing the right halfsword

[gloomy urchin]

gore screen

[eager jungle]

gore settings?

i lowkey forgot what to do about that

😬

just put -dx12 in the settings

[feral swift]

Ye

[eager jungle]

or smth

if only steam logged in ofcourse

[eager jungle]

hope my mouse writing is recognizable

[gloomy urchin]

cough cough

[feral swift]

write only -dx11?

[eager jungle]

@feral swift

[craggy trail]

I just shaved my beard off

I look weird now

I actually look my age

[modern thunder]

damn

[gloomy urchin]

how old ru

[craggy trail]

19

[modern thunder]

lol

[gloomy urchin]

i keeep forggetting yall are OLD

[shrewd carbon]

goin off the deep end i see

[gloomy urchin]

i need to discuss philospphy

[white prawn]

uncs

[supple pewter]

19 ain’t that old? How old are you then?

[gloomy urchin]

younger than him

[raven ore]

18 and a half

[shrewd carbon]

so you got turned into a philospher by a anime girl

[gloomy urchin]

nah she just brought the urge back

[gloomy urchin]

do i sound 18 and a half

thats generous of you

[shrewd carbon]

are you like 30 then

[raven ore]

i think

[last whale]

Hey Spoon, guess what

[gloomy urchin]

no

[last whale]

Chicken butt

OOOOOHHH

[gloomy urchin]

death threat

[gloomy urchin]

15

[last whale]

Young ahh

[white prawn]

The fact that the rules channel are hidden in this server is diabolical

[craggy trail]

Ohhhh! 2*15=30

[white prawn]

hi im 1 year younger than you

[supple pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/you-shouldnt-be-here-james-reece-chris-pratt-the-terminal-list-youre-not-supposed-to-be-here-gif-26078680

[last whale]

Infant

[craggy trail]

Putting it in the server guide makes it so annoying to get to

[supple pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/larry-larry-baby-ai-baby-laughing-ai-baby-baby-gif-17394836155970552795

[shrewd carbon]

what is up with the old people feel a sense of elitism over age differences

[gloomy urchin]

delete this please

i have trauma

i needed 3 gifs to gett ptsd

[craggy trail]

We aren’t old :(

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/poop-gif-19163806

[craggy trail]

I’m barely 19

[supple pewter]

It was a joke, take it easy

[white prawn]

what is this baby gif supposed to be anyways

[gloomy urchin]

brainrot

[white prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/girls-last-tour-gif-17098279447526347817

[supple pewter]

What’s even the age req for discord?

[raven ore]

youngster

[tribal grotto]

guy lip syncing to chinese song but baby

[white prawn]

13+

[last whale]

Oldster

[gloomy urchin]

how does economy feel right now?

[supple pewter]

Like shit

[shrewd carbon]

im not angry at anybody it reminds me some really old people like 80 for some reason are like that

it is merely curiosity

[raven ore]

its going to go up again trust

[white prawn]

i experienced this second hand when i tried to invest and a certain orange guy said "screw you"

[shrewd carbon]

i dont think ur old im talkin bout sum else as it reminds me

[white prawn]

hmmm i wonder who this evil man is

[craggy trail]

I’m being charged $630 a week for rent and my welfare got denied

A townhouse is $650k

It’s awful

[supple pewter]

630 a week

[white prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/oprah-you-point-you-get-a-car-oprah-winfrey-gif-17510687635800068644

[craggy trail]

It’s the low end for rent

Here

[shrewd carbon]

but i apologize if i was rude i probably should have specified

[white prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/death-note-nom-eating-eat-it-yummy-gif-17182991

[craggy trail]

The average Australian makes $1,300 a week, so

[gloomy urchin]

is it average or median

[supple pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/water-gif-18463528

[atomic mist]

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[dreamy mango]

Half-Cord info HUB

Having trouble finding something?

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[gloomy urchin]

im sorry i had to test

why did everyone suddenly stop talking

[spark quartz]

Yees

[gloomy urchin]

hi

[spark quartz]

Who did crime

[wintry ingot]

no one

[spark quartz]

Was it spoon

[supple pewter]

You

[last whale]

SILLY HEAD HI

[wintry ingot]

just wanted to summon you

[spark quartz]

HI SHIZDONESIA

[gloomy urchin]

im gonna self-sabotage is this safe to post

[eager jungle]

probably

[wintry ingot]

better safe

[unkempt zodiac]

better sorry

[craggy trail]

Oh shoot

One sec

[white prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/delete-death-note-delete-everything-light-yagami-glowing-eyes-gif-16869827

[wintry ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1428354754882306151/1446209888249315438/dCuAXnBH.gif

[craggy trail]

Ahhhhh 2,000

Okay yeah thats my bad

[gloomy urchin]

wait

2000 a week

[last whale]

NEVER

[gloomy urchin]

that looks like a lot

[craggy trail]

In my state it’s 1,900

[gloomy urchin]

if i convert that shit in rubles 1000 per MONTH is a lot

[wintry ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/silencing-the-evil-shut-up-cat-spam-gif-12771978950366181258

[eager jungle]

190k a month

kind of

more or less

[craggy trail]

Well rent’s $620 on the low end and groceries set you back $200-$300

[eager jungle]

you still get an entire 1k to yourself

[gloomy urchin]

insane prices

[eager jungle]

thats more than enough

[craggy trail]

Btw rent doesn’t include electricity, water, gas… etc etc so

Which adds maybe $1,000 to expenses

And taxes are really high, let me get the numbers

[gloomy urchin]

how is that 1000 😭

[craggy trail]

It’s expensive

Okay hold on I’m exaggerating it’s more like $500

I can’t recall, ignore gas

[supple pewter]

I don’t want to live where you do

[craggy trail]

Okay hold on ignore the gas and water

[gloomy urchin]

its australia

you wouldnt want there anyway

[craggy trail]

Income tax is 20k a year for the average person, which is 384 a week

[supple pewter]

Fuck no, spiders

[gloomy urchin]

australia is 1 big dry plains

[craggy trail]

So you’re left with ~$500 a week after amenities… not too bad. You’ll never afford a house though

Also rent’s going up still

It was like $450 a week just one year ago

[supple pewter]

You were 18 and a half you said?

[lavish blade]

Jessy Causey czech fricative trill r

[craggy trail]

19

[shrewd carbon]

and thats including groceries right?

[craggy trail]

Mhm

[supple pewter]

What do you work as?

[craggy trail]

I’m studying accounting

I’m a full time student

[raven ore]

how much is a dime

[lavish blade]

@tepid field i can hear u

now respond or i'll look like an insane freak

[supple pewter]

You like it?

[eager jungle]

are you not

[lavish blade]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-ai-130-backpack-supreme-backpack-baby-tuff-baby-meme-gif-2218754133828871165

[tepid field]

Why ping

smh

[craggy trail]

I absolutely hate university but I love accounting

[eager jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/991216522410348544/1441996043104420081/NullscapeEyes.gif

[eager jungle]

he broke rule uhh whatever it was

no pinging halfsword games unless they are active

ban him

[shrewd carbon]

well erm actually hes a voice actor role

[lavish blade]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-no-no-no-no-no-venom-no-no-no-no-edit-gif-2295688035556133883

[craggy trail]

7!!!

I think

[eager jungle]

well erm actually

fuck you

with love

❤️

[shrewd carbon]

❤️

[eager jungle]

@wintry ingot what are you making

[craggy trail]

Okay bucko

[shrewd carbon]

im sorry for accidently calling old you earlier i wasnt refering to you

🙏

[indigo hare]

Too late

[young marsh]

Chrome,how do i install your mod pack

Also i feel like im talking to a god🙏🏿

[craggy trail]

It’s okay! I’ll survive

My back won’t

Damn hips need a replacement

[eager jungle]

just look for it using the search bar in halfsword chat

oh my god rogue is about to poison himself

he added an entire bag of spices

[lavish blade]

uhh

ovrdth's selector

[young marsh]

God Has replied

[lavish blade]

theres a tutorial at the very bottom

[young marsh]

Where do i get a autograph,im gonna print it out

[eager jungle]

is this glaze

[lavish blade]

five bajillion dollars

[eager jungle]

and is there a limit to it

[lavish blade]

plus a ticket to Vegas

[young marsh]

Nvm then

[gloomy crest]

nice

[lavish blade]

[eager jungle]

i love hearing jessy crashout

[young marsh]

Who is that

[eager jungle]

dilbert

[gloomy urchin]

@lavish blade hi

[lavish blade]

hi

[gloomy urchin]

did you find weapons to make

[eager jungle]

make a lance or whatever

[mighty badger]

fucking hell i saw a ping and tought it was time

[eager jungle]

oh right theres no model for that

[mighty badger]

hello all

[eager jungle]

nvm

[sullen folio]

@drowsy finch hiii
do you have good zomboid build 42 modpack?

[mighty badger]

hi chrome

[lavish blade]

it's /'rʌ/!

[mighty badger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1267651838241411114/1284366528019697745/togif-5-1.gif

[shrewd carbon]

if people can modify willy to be certain sizes and have limbs at different areas does that mean we can have a willy horse

[lavish blade]

hi Coal Consumer

[eager jungle]

is this tuff in india

[mighty badger]

hru doing buddy

[mighty badger]

possibly

[sullen folio]

its tuff in middle

[lavish blade]

my bad Girth Guardian

[young marsh]

Fuh i wanted to burp

Fucking microphone doesent work

[eager jungle]

we DONT want to hear you burp

[young marsh]

It locks my power

[raven ore]

brqh what

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/ksganti-jumpscare-gif-18209355

[raven ore]

@lavish blade

[eager jungle]

rogue is making me mad

[mighty badger]

nobody wanna hear your musty ass burp

[lavish blade]

helo

[eager jungle]

@wintry ingot TURN ON YOUR SOUND

🥹

PLEASE

[raven ore]

copenhagn

[lavish blade]

nou

[young marsh]

[eager jungle]

ragamuffin

[wintry ingot]

can you hear

[eager jungle]

WECCAN

HJEAR YHOU

BUT YOU CANT HEAR US

IDIOT...

JESSY HAS BEEN SCREAMING FOR 10 MINUTES

[gloomy urchin]

dang apparently i like a lot of games

[wintry ingot]

chat hop in to watch me cook burgers

the vc

• free face reveal

[lavish blade]

yo when you hopping back on studio

[wanton portal]

make Gordon's crowbar

[shrewd carbon]

this is the most entertaining burger cooking ive ever seen

[lavish blade]

@tepid field did you just say...

MUSTARD???

[wanton portal]

@tepid field isnt Salmonella small bits of poop on food or something

[lavish blade]

hi

[shrewd carbon]

90% sure its a virus

burger party bro

[mighty badger]

no

[young marsh]

I thinks its from eating raw food

[mighty badger]

theyre bacteria

[lavish blade]

what wqeapon halfsword

what weapon

[wanton portal]

rise and shine Mr Freeman

[lavish blade]

whjat

[raven ore]

crowbar

[lavish blade]

no

too boring

next

[wanton portal]

Spatula

[lyric elbow]

crowbar in the 1200 is craz

[raven ore]

wooden sowrd

[lyric elbow]

crazy *

[lavish blade]

already have i made

[lyric elbow]

a u talking about mods

[wanton portal]

half sword takes place in 1500's

[lavish blade]

lowkey a good idea BUT it would be useless in game

[wanton portal]

Trident then

or Bident

[scarlet cradle]

just another spoilance weapon

[wanton portal]

a two spiked Trident

[mighty badger]

fortnite pickaxe lmao

[lyric elbow]

make a glock 17 gen 3 and add a switch to it on another character dont forget about the big clip and the laser dot

[young marsh]

Ogre club

[lavish blade]

already

made

[young marsh]

Wha...

[lavish blade]

trident is in vicious packs

[raven ore]

make copenhagen

[wanton portal]

do you have an anime weapons pack by chance

[lavish blade]

no

[lyric elbow]

can u make a kid bat ?

like swing with a lil kid

[lavish blade]

@wintry ingot can you pronounce thbe czech Ř sound

[lavish blade]

jknfsdjkndfsnjkds

what

[lyric elbow]

i wanna have a kid in my hands

ok that didnt sound as good as in my head

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/john-marston-sigh-rdr1-rdr-rdr-john-marston-john-marston-death-gif-11028313591288783167

[mighty badger]

@lost palm

[scarlet cradle]

you mean it sounds better out loud???

[wanton portal]

ok make these swords then plez

[mighty badger]

isnt trunks' sword just a longsword

[wanton portal]

I think (?)

[lavish blade]

i made the 2nd one

[wanton portal]

ok now do the red one
please

[gloomy urchin]

holy drip

[lyric elbow]

no i said the exact opposite

[drowsy finch]

I have a decent one

[scarlet cradle]

you said it didn't sound as good in your head

[lyric elbow]

yeah out loud

it didnt sound as good

[sullen folio]

can you send?
i only have 41 build collection from the time when we played

[mighty badger]

@wintry ingot you look like this guy from a true crime series

[lyric elbow]

as in my head

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/sealyx-gta-iv-niko-bellic-gif-16068757564404490286

Mah Cousin

[lyric elbow]

i can bet half the people in this server are doxxers

[mighty badger]

yes i am a doxxer

[eager jungle]

MCWONDER IS I NHERE

NO WAY

[wanton portal]

lets dox eachother...

[drowsy finch]

I can put all my mods in a collection but its not gonna be organized and a lotta them are b41

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-gif-8311753305533454077

[sullen folio]

idk
i just need good mods for 42 thats all

[hybrid granite]

we yearn to watch the burgers be cooked

[sullen folio]

cus i dont think a lot of 41 mods are on 42 correct?

[wanton portal]

10 people watching this guy cook burgers

what a crowd

[mighty badger]

the most people that halfsword vc has ever seen

[drowsy finch]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3618232348

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/jolly-christmas-emoji-gif-17694254030782940832

[young marsh]

You have Kinder cards

I dont want Mercy

[spark quartz]

SAX

[mighty badger]

SILLY JOIN THE VC WE COOKING BURGUERS IN HERE!!

[spark quartz]

absolutely not

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/finger-pointing-accusing-blaming-anger-authority-gif-18272654

[spark quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1440789962814652499/20251119_114421.gif

[eager jungle]

did mom tell you to do a pose for the camera

[gloomy urchin]

i hope you all have a goob day

[gloomy urchin]

clanker

[tawny bear]

i got a cat

https://tenor.com/view/silly-reaction-meme-stan-twitter-funny-stressed-gif-7713976294327515532

[mighty badger]

pictures right NOW

[tawny bear]

cat for my pfp

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/finger-pointing-accusing-blaming-anger-authority-gif-18272654

[tawny bear]

not actual cat

[mighty badger]

i will eviscerate you

[coarse token]

i want to drink uranium when im lost in a forest

[coarse token]

@lost palm

[tawny bear]

im planning to get a cat in future so dw will do but not now

[coarse token]

@lost palm

[supple pewter]

https://youtube.com/shorts/9GtHqCyOID0?si=3EZAETBdqxO0_HBp

[craggy trail]

Crackhead garage armour

[pearl coral]

not my video

[stone spade]

why is she kinda hittin that

[tawny bear]

i barely use discord

[fast nymph]

then stop using barley.

[fast nymph]

but yeah ts is lying.

[tawny bear]

whats lying

your stats?

[stone spade]

it's probably only counting people who let their statistics be used

[fast nymph]

the stats.

[tawny bear]

oh

[stone spade]

like I can't check mine because I have that turned off

[tawny bear]

oof

[stone spade]

which is fine

[fast nymph]

like i almost never even interacted with Ivan, how is he my "discord friend".

(Deod is ivan btw)

[stone spade]

idk why but this reminded me of that fuckass Facebook friends video where it just keeps showing this guy get into a car crash over and over

[fast nymph]

?

[tawny bear]

mine was very true and accurate

[craggy trail]

It’s disabled on mobile I believe?

I’d have to read the learn more again

[fast nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/avem3310-gif-8372948197954789362

[stone spade]

this is my first time checking it on mobile

i checked it on my PC first same message

[fast nymph]

ts is lying, how the fuck did i only play "6 games" and its a single session each? i play cs2 DAILY BRO

[tawny bear]

not a true gamer!

according by discord

[fast nymph]

if i only played cs2 once, that means i played it for 144 hours straight 😭😭

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/rookie-numbers-gif-26135237

[pearl coral]

how i do my checkpoint

[quartz basalt]

I hear meow

[wind geode]

the flag

next to inbox

[slate marsh]

No half sword …

[craggy trail]

Lame!

[fast nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-smooth-criminal-counter-strike-headshot-gif-6946431348228322231

[fast nymph]

embed fail naurrrrrrrrr

[wind geode]

I don't even remember playing that many

so much for trying to quit

[tawny bear]

show us the rest of the games

https://tenor.com/view/cat-discord-nerd-gif-2472859695077396998

[fast nymph]

if he doesn't that means he got corn games /j

[wind geode]

I don't think this is accurate, cause I did NOT play gorebox and roblox that much

[tawny bear]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[fast nymph]

i literally never even opened roadblocks

[hoary epoch]

Will this be multiplayer in the future? There’s so much potential

[wind geode]

I think 2nd place should be dmc collection

[wind geode]

#faq

[fast nymph]

have yall played NEET btw? (its a demo)

[tawny bear]

did you play dmc2? i couldnt continue and skipped to 3 cause 2 is just unbearable

[wind geode]

so did i

[tawny bear]

that 1 chopper demon boss was so boring

[wind geode]

i won't touch that

[tawny bear]

yeah i played abit and was cursed

dmc2

it was so bad

[hoary epoch]

Ok seen, still very interesting

I love the focus on historical accuracy

[pearl coral]

am on mobil

[spark quartz]

This explains a lot

[wind geode]

what

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[fast nymph]

hamburger

[spark quartz]

Why you're so mean 🙁

[fast nymph]

🇫🇷

[coarse vapor]

🇫🇷

[fast nymph]

🇫🇷

[gloomy crest]

Same

And accuracy in general

https://tenor.com/view/war-barraux-war-napoleon-roblox-waterloo-waterloo-gif-26080565

[coarse vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/france-french-waterloo-napoleonic-gif-25479984

[violet garden]

My dumbass thought the game couldn’t be THAT bad. Thinking about that chopper right now gives me heart palpitations

[tawny bear]

yeah same i was curious and i regret trying it

was claiming free icons and accidentaly bought this ugly icon for 50 atoms

[wanton portal]

https://youtu.be/SDTZ7iX4vTQ?si=uMvTkAX-b6XiY-Fl

[craggy trail]

https://tenor.com/view/france-scream-if-you-love-gif-108543301279168461

[wanton portal]

Je parle francais

duolingo taught me that 👍

[craggy trail]

VIVE LA FRANCE!!!🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

[pearl coral]

hi

[craggy trail]

Ich jage Kindern mit ein Gewehr

[craggy trail]

Hello!

[gloomy crest]

Je parle le francais aussi

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/waterloo-french-empire-napoleon-gif-26577331

[craggy trail]

https://tenor.com/view/napoleon-asyjdauu-gif-16491934308297234021

[drowsy finch]

Was lmao??

[spark quartz]

What is this mf thing the Saturn burger

[wanton portal]

Jolley

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/waterloo-onward-battle-gif-25480123

[wanton portal]

why do HL barnacles exists

[drowsy finch]

To promote situational awareness

[craggy trail]

ICH LIEBE KINDERN JAGE!!! MIT EIN GEWEHR!!! MEIN DEUTSCH IST SCHLECHT!!!

[gloomy crest]

i asked for no pickles and they gave me the frickin PICKLENATOR

[wanton portal]

hey its that one line from that movie

[wind geode]

why

[wanton portal]

they look so disgusting though

[craggy trail]

I remember very little German and lack the ability to think before speaking

[wanton portal]

I literally reload my saves whenever I get caught by them

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/come-and-see-traumatized-shocked-war-gif-17845970650762875347

[craggy trail]

I remembered the word for hunt and that was it

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/hans-landa-gif-5250657789998700739

[spark quartz]

Plz keep it English in general gang

[craggy trail]

Okay!!!

[drowsy finch]

Hä

[spark quartz]

this is the mcpicklepounder NOT the Saturn burger

[wanton portal]

will bloody do mate

[craggy trail]

Oi bruv, fancy a spot of tea?

[drowsy finch]

They gave me the got dayumn lillypad

[wanton portal]

I prefer a platter of biscuits and rum, thank you

[wintry ingot]

chat the burgers are finished

@lofty kindle

[wanton portal]

@spark quartz Ello Gov'na

[spark quartz]

idk how an image can look polish but this just looks polish

[craggy trail]

Hey so does this include Middle English and Old English? Eom ic geþyldig to spræcan swylce?

[spark quartz]

disobeying a direct order?

[wintry ingot]

how did i do american

[craggy trail]

No sir! You said English, that’s English

[wanton portal]

It's English
you never specified which english

[craggy trail]

It’s called a “loophole”

[wanton portal]

future lawyer

[drowsy finch]

Boot them from the phoenix program fr

[spark quartz]

how do you say warn in old english

[wanton portal]

Im calling you when I get caught with tax fraud

[craggy trail]

🤐👌

I plead the fifth

[spark quartz]

I'm only mostly kidding of course, but fr

Plz

Modern English only

[craggy trail]

From here on out

Modern English

[spark quartz]

I doubt that yall always end up doing it anyway but

[tranquil coral]

Pro-tip. Next time add a light layer of preferred barbeque sauce, swiss cheese, and try it with a pretzel bun.

[wanton portal]

can we mock like british and irish english
oi lad get me another pint of beer would you

[craggy trail]

Well you say not to and we stop anyway

[spark quartz]

Thats fine

[craggy trail]

Oi mate, check out my hot pair of thongs

[spark quartz]

I make fun of mantic and militus all the time with that speak

[wanton portal]

Mantic is irish?

[drowsy finch]

Militus is british?

I forgot

[craggy trail]

Hey so why are the Irish stereotypically unrefined when they sound so sophisticated, while for the British it’s the opposite?

[wanton portal]

because BEER

[spark quartz]

yes

miditus is british

[craggy trail]

I want to try Guinness

I’ve only had one brand of beer

[spark quartz]

Why drink Guinness when you could drink fart water

[drowsy finch]

This is worse than people finding out I’m not alaskan

[wanton portal]

what do they even do in Alaska

[little talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1434645975716200568/20251102_125006.gif

[spark quartz]

who tf thought you were Alaskan

[tranquil coral]

The drinkers in my family all hate guinness. They say it tastes like piss and vinegar.

[drowsy finch]

Fisgh

[drowsy finch]

Someone

[craggy trail]

Because I’ve only tried one brand of beer so far

[drowsy finch]

Reclaimer

[craggy trail]

And I believe in trying everything once

[spark quartz]

Cap

[hybrid granite]

does it have a world record

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/bluewentzu-gif-20690900

[craggy trail]

Well what do they prefer?

[tranquil coral]

Guinness world records are a literal meme of its former self today.

[drowsy finch]

#general-catfish-🐱🐟 message

Checkmate….. you

[gloomy crest]

i thought you were american

[tranquil coral]

Just about anything they get their hands on except mead, tequila, and captain spice. My uncle makes his own alcohol sometimes.

[gloomy crest]

Yooo I make my own alcohol too

DAP IT UP

jk idk how to dap

[sullen folio]

thank you
also december 9 new prime asset in outlast

[drowsy finch]

Someone thought I was scottish

[tranquil coral]

His current project is homemade traditional grape wine.

[drowsy finch]

I’m excited to get jumped!!!

[spark quartz]

What message?

[spark quartz]

I dont see anything there

[gloomy crest]

What are you

[drowsy finch]

Hopefully they’re not a freakazoid

[drowsy finch]

You wouldn’t….

[spark quartz]

I didn't lol

Would've been funny tho

[craggy trail]

Wow… fun

[drowsy finch]

Oh :/

[drowsy finch]

Sighh, you should double down on mod abuse

[sullen folio]

there already teaser https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMD1FULug/

[spark quartz]

I am not Easter

Only sorta

[drowsy finch]

This thing

[drowsy finch]

You’re EVIL easter island head !!

[drowsy finch]

I saw! On the YouTube !!

[wanton portal]

Sensei

[sullen folio]

we're so dead

[spark quartz]

wow

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/we-breaking-bad-walter-white-gif-14928204287258878513

[gloomy crest]

1. Rh7 Kg8
2. Rh8 Kg7
3. Rh1h7#

[hybrid granite]

man did i make it sound racist agian?

[spark quartz]

Yes

[drowsy finch]

Its a rabbit I think !.?

[sullen folio]

also

[craggy trail]

What looked Chinese?

What?

[craggy trail]

Oh

[spark quartz]

Don't worry your sweet innocent head gorf

[spark quartz]

Rali how's the new name

I think it fits

[hybrid granite]

is this the rabbit?

[drowsy finch]

Its ichikawa’s sona

[drowsy finch]

It’s south american!!!

[drowsy finch]

I was genuinely really really confused

[spark quartz]

It's because you're Alaskan now

[drowsy finch]

I’d probably move there if I wasn’t immigrating

[spark quartz]

Nah stick to immigrating fs

[drowsy finch]

Scotland 4ever !!!!

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/sacha-baron-cohen-great-success-yay-gif-4185058

[wintry ingot]

i'm stuffed from eating them

[wanton portal]

the only scottish character I know is Demoman from tf2

is there any popular scottish character that I should know about

[spark quartz]

mcwonder in the house

[gloomy crest]

@craggy trail @spark quartz 8:34

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-man-jim-carrey-hey-hello-hi-gif-13771574

[drowsy finch]

Choom’s never even seen Caz McLeary

[sinful nest]

Is there like a mod or some way for multiplayer?

[gloomy crest]

Unfortunately not, you'll have to wait for Early Access's local multiplayer via Steam Remote Play or Parsec

[sinful nest]

Damn bro I get it

When will we get it?

[gloomy crest]

Sometime in October–December 2025

So at most, two months ago from now

[hybrid granite]

bro acting like its june

[fast nymph]

It's January

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/balloony-gif-27571681

[wind geode]

Does anybody remember the phineas and ferb game

[umbral bough]

looking like ai spongebob

[wind geode]

you look like ai spongebob

[umbral bough]

so what if i do

[gloomy crest]

OHHHHHHH

[quartz basalt]

Between now and 31st. Will get Half Sword EA

[umbral bough]

who is this yellow guy

[hollow pawn]

my game keeps crashing on the last gauntlet level

[gloomy crest]

How tall is this

[weary tinsel]

Idk

[tall canopy]

it’s tall

[wanton portal]

Mikey oh Mikey
How time has treated you poorly

Michael is now in GTA online

[hollow pawn]

how much ram should i have to run smoothly

[umbral bough]

god forbid a man age

[wanton portal]

They should make a part 2 of this update

Where you can buy a trailer house

Or something

[tired tulip]

DAY 20 OF EA TOMORROW

[supple pewter]

I hope so

[faint hinge]

Turns out it was a typo, they meant Q4 of 2026

[umbral bough]

the game is delayed by one day whenever someone

1. asks about early access/update
2. says early access/update tomorrow
3. complains about difficulty

[wintry ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-almost-ready-alien-2037-2076-gif-8402036631201248290

[faint hinge]

Commoner boss is hard

[wintry ingot]

commoner boss btw

time to learn shift+s buddy

[faint hinge]

looks like you got lucky

Nobody can beat the commoner boss with ease he’s extremely dangerous

[wintry ingot]

or you just suck 🤷

if clueless can then so can you

[umbral bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1003547865676795957/1440870594840363059/togif.gif

total commoner boss destruction is actually easy once you learn the basics and realize that the ai is genuinely stupid

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1412160329873358928/3665501.MP4?ex=6933de0b&is=69328c8b&hm=2073ca4592200bf98bfdbdb76c9ac7a61221117f9dd78e5018080b3af02122b2&

[faint hinge]

Nope

[umbral bough]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1436911384309796975/1A05C61.MP4?ex=69344342&is=6932f1c2&hm=a67c25a3759b7e9d10202cb09a417a80e0800a0d95ab815b44015c954a888f45&

[faint hinge]

Ur using half sword mods

[wintry ingot]

😂

[umbral bough]

-2/10 bait i foresaw it

[wintry ingot]

he exposed you bro your career's over /s

[umbral bough]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1424677107396644946/D83B4F1.MP4?ex=6933eb73&is=693299f3&hm=13d40509aca692a33cdfcd189a13bd7253256fb067bb882d81cb27d45a7eaa45&

clip dump complete

will do the same again for every commoner boss doomposter

[wintry ingot]

the only reason people say commoner boss is hard is because their technique of flailing their mouse doesn't work as it did on the rest

[umbral bough]

and it starts working again because they get armor and big weapons

i call it a skill check 😂

mfs make literal threads about it to this day

hope they bring him back in early access with advanced ai as an optional boss so i can beat his ass again

[wintry ingot]

how half sword mfs feel after the gauntlet with a plancon

[umbral bough]

not even

[wintry ingot]

i'm not wrong tho am i

[spark quartz]

Your wrong

And stinky

[umbral bough]

beating gauntlet with a plancon is still not a bad thing because they actually beat the gauntlet regardless

[wintry ingot]

we're not far off then

[wintry ingot]

thing is it's the easiest and most cheesy way to do so

[umbral bough]

do you know how many people still cannot make it past UC despite having plancon and even low player damage?

[spark quartz]

nah we are

[wintry ingot]

crazy work

[umbral bough]

dont forget how unskilled the average player is and remember that 50% of them are worse than that

[wintry ingot]

i did a gauntlet run mace only

[wintry ingot]

because they learn flailing works and refuse to learn any other mechanics

[umbral bough]

they play with default sens, no knowledge of how to swing properly or dodge

[wintry ingot]

true enough

thats just my opinion ig

my mouse has cancer and i can't play half sword like i used to

so i gotta get a new one

mf randomly stops triggering the LMB for me to thrust for no reason

[lucid atlas]

retire thou mouse

[molten ocean]

im so gassy

[spark quartz]

crazy

[rancid dome]

Yall whys my gpu at 100 while using hs enhancer

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/rainn-wilson-shh-secret-prank-gif-17131726

[lucid atlas]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1390638858990915646/1390642394990383125/BB.gif

[umbral bough]

honestly from the moment i've been here to now

i just want to say something

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/big-ears-dog-big-ears-jumbo-ears-dog-funny-funny-dog-gif-14784189068943893738

[umbral bough]

I am so, SO sorry for what's to come. I wish I could have stopped it.

with that being said i love the costco hot dog

[lucid atlas]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1257325718015049759/sha_sha1-ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[faint hinge]

idk, dont think its possible to beat this guy without mods

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/anothersdays-gif-8682649277694789514

[lucid atlas]

You can do it!

[umbral bough]

if we can you can

how r you a red name and can't beat the third boss out of 9

[faint hinge]

[lucid atlas]

to be fair that boss is the most punishing out of all of them basically

[faint hinge]

idk

[umbral bough]

pitchfork brings this to a minimum

which is unmodded gameplay

[tired tulip]

your welcome

[gloomy crest]

Ear rondels?

[umbral bough]

i'm not kidding btw i paid half sword games to ensure this would happen

out of love for the game and pure vile hatred

[tired tulip]

IT IS CONFIRMED

THAT CHRISTMAS IS DROPPING

TOMORROW

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-hockey-kid-yeah-gif-19976923

[gloomy crest]

IT IS CONFIRMED THAT I AM DRINKING A CUP OF WATER

[tawny bear]

so will ea have women when it get released tomorrow? also the difficulty is really easy i want willie to break out of the matrix

[gloomy crest]

no

[faint hinge]

its confirmed that

nvm

[umbral bough]

disinformation final boss

[lucid atlas]

Ya don’t say…

[trail pawn]

is this facts.

[tawny bear]

if game has no women how willie was born then

[umbral bough]

you know how much i paid to piss halfcord off

[umbral bough]

NOT TAPPED IN ALERT

[tawny bear]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-james-doakes-sus-face-james-doakes-suspicious-james-doakes-reaction-erik-king-gif-14404252364057104628

[prisma aurora]

RRRRRRAAAAAAAA

[tired tulip]

it is confirmed that christmas

is dropping on the 25th

mark ur calendars

have a holly jolly seasn

[forest falcon]

fucking

[tired tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/christmas-meme-unjolly-cruelty-gif-14596966783430077720

[faint hinge]

23 hours... nearly a whole day of my life trying to deaft com boss and I cant. i give up on half sword. goodbye everyone

[forest falcon]

skill issue

[faint hinge]

[tired tulip]

@faint hinge wait dont leave yet

[lucid atlas]

your work is going to be greatly outmatched soon ™

[umbral bough]

wrong
my work will come to fruition soon

[forest falcon]

clueless thank you

[umbral bough]

the incarnation of petty hatred and mass hysteria

[tired tulip]

@faint hinge

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1074504176714907690/1446561550008586343/watermark.webp?ex=69346eed&is=69331d6d&hm=f6421d52e81c958b0880c54c82d92898e00affdc4b233a46fdc4081aa9bddac8&

[lucid atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/megamind-oh-metro-man-tighten-titan-gif-23651833

[tired tulip]

yw

[umbral bough]

will rise as the clock strikes the hour.

[lucid atlas]

PRESENTATION

[gloomy crest]

YOOO

YOOOOO

[wind geode]

Oh no

[last whale]

The horde is coming

[iron rose]

🤣

[gloomy crest]

SOUND THE FUCKIUGN ALARM

SOUND THE MOTHERFUCKING ALARM

DRESS YOUR RANKS

[faint hinge]

DELAYED

[gloomy crest]

FORM FIVE FUCKING RANKS AND PRESENT

[jolly silo]

Bruh

[umbral bough]

YOU
WERE
WARNED

[tired tulip]

FORM THE RANKS!!!!!!!!!!

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/british-grenadiers-gif-24486326

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/left-for-dead-villomy-made-horde-gif-7374750382090343223

[unborn kayak]

knew it

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/please7tv-please-beg-pray-hope-gif-3860103425950934673

[iron rose]

no half sword for you chuds LMAO

[slender ruin]

-# ONE FINAL POLISH GUYS

[weary tinsel]

awe man

[tired tulip]

FORM THE RANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gloomy crest]

MAKE READY!!!!

[hollow kernel]

W

[weary tinsel]

damnn

[gloomy crest]

PRESEEEEENTTTTT

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[gloomy crest]

FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[marble sphinx]

а че русские есть среди этого говна?

[faint hinge]

lol

[tired tulip]

FORM THE RANKS!!!!!

[vagrant forge]

@lofty kindle the sandwich grows

[hollow kernel]

actual W

[tired tulip]

FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[small spoke]

@lofty kindle you will be sacrificed to the blood gods

[uneven sorrel]

💔

[finite rover]

https://tenor.com/view/crush-it-satisfied-smash-it-gif-14016077

[oblique tundra]

HOLD THE LINE

[slender ruin]

ONE FINAL POLISH GUYS

[weak sundial]

i fucking knew it

[thick hearth]

Gonna be real I'm not mad about this

[gloomy crest]

Front rank RELOAD!!!!

[languid pier]

game will never come out

[azure mulch]

omfg.

[tall sundial]

fair enough honestly

[gloomy crest]

RELOAD!!!

[dreamy mango]

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[orchid pewter]

will be purchasing

[hollow kernel]

FIRE

[gloomy crest]

HOLD THE LINEEE!!

[lethal jungle]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[grand glen]

ultrakill tomorrow

[marble sphinx]

АЛО

[spiral ore]

relax dudes its one minor delay

[wispy python]

yay

[true plume]

TAKE YOUR TIME

[tired tulip]

THE POLISH PUSH!!!!

[split ginkgo]

happy holidays everyone :)

[short seal]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[outer oriole]

Poland?

[simple cloak]

ill take a 2026 release over a 2077 release

[slender ruin]

ONE FINAL POLISH GUYS

[golden nacelle]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO HALFSWORD DELAYYYYYED

[languid pier]

scam game Sadge

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/update-delayed-lebron-block-update-block-lebron-lebron-james-block-update-releasing-3-2-1-gif-1010810542145176969

[median lichen]

Nooooooooooooo

[thick hearth]

Ultrakill never at this point tbh

[tiny palm]

WWWWW

[vast prawn]

THINK OF THAT POOR BASTARD ON THE REDDIT

[oblique tundra]

I smell slow mode increasing

[coarse granite]

https://tenor.com/view/clueless-aware-twitch-forsen-emote-gif-25354609

[vagrant forge]

POLISH PUSHING FORWARD

[green elk]

mods crying

[weary tinsel]

mannnnnnnn

[spiral thicket]

DAMN

[dreamy valley]

@lofty kindle pretty cool thanks!!1

[sharp quail]

THEY'RE GOING TO KEEP DELAYING IT 😭

[sacred rock]

[lofty kindle]

Damn.

[gloomy crest]

GRRRRRR

[sturdy inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-gif-3663966518563063141

[uneven reef]

🇵🇱

[wraith wadi]

"before we can all plunge our swords into our Willies." Is crazy

[lime oasis]

Half Sword 3 confirmed?

[chilly leaf]

REWARD US with new demo content this bs

[gritty vale]

LETS FUCKING GOOO

[fast nymph]

FUCK! HALF SWORD JUST GOT DELAYED TO Q1 2026!!!

[fast obsidian]

LIRLI LARLILA

[dark gust]

@lofty kindle Hi I'd like to talk with you in dms, if that's a possibility, perchance?

[craggy folio]

Poland mentioned

[mighty badger]

Who woulda tought

[wind echo]

That’s it, I’m gonna dookie in @lofty kindle pants over this delay

[lilac bluff]

As long as the game is good

[forest falcon]

LEt's fucking gooooo the game got delayed

[sand osprey]

Viable alternative possible

[still relic]

Polska górą!

[eager marten]

sounding support confirmed

[winged vessel]

holyyyyyyyyyyyy uh what does q1 mena

[flat widget]

Giving you the ping since you said I could @lofty kindle keep up the good vibes

[meager granite]

i knew 2025 had to be nerfed after silksong released

[cobalt nymph]

EARLY ACCESS BETTER BE FREE BRUH!

[reef sentinel]

Now the good news.
The game is almost ready for release and only needs a final polish push. We’re delaying the launch, but only by a short time. We’re currently running tests and resolving issues so that your first experience with Half Sword Early Access is as good as it can be.

[vale zephyr]

That was so obvious. Why do they always announce such postponements so late?

[hot knot]

quarter 1

[steady trench]

Its just gta 6 all over agian

[low zenith]

yeah please at least release one map or something 😭

[orchid pewter]

@lofty kindle why are they all acting like they are in civil war

[gentle badger]

Q1? Hey, at least we're still getting it. I can still get my violence fix with the demo for this and Dead As Disco in the meantime

[sharp dust]

I cant wait to play with my willie

[weak sundial]

who would've fucking guessed lmao

[umbral bough]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T LISTEN TO CLUELESS AND KEEP BEGGING FOR EARLY ACCESS AND UPDATE

[serene karma]

as long as it launches before GTA 6, I'm happy

[stone spade]

figured this was coming

[eager jungle]

#general-catfish-🐱🐟 message 👀

[hollow kernel]

WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE DELAY THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IT'S FIRE DEVS TAKE ALL OF MY MONEY WHOS WITH ME?

[hidden zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/azure-latch-delay-latch-azure-latch-delayed-azure-latch-update-al-update-gif-8370132306035653479

[wild hemlock]

so, it will release within January, February, or march

[last whale]

Sadness reigns over all

[pastel tapir]

I’m sad but I’ll still buy it when it comes out

[outer oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/delayed-game-gif-14650156152734407114

[tired tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/update-delayed-lebron-block-update-block-lebron-lebron-james-block-update-releasing-3-2-1-gif-1010810542145176969

[small spoke]

yea guys clueless caused the delay harass him

[vagrant panther]

NOOOOOOO

[fresh ridge]

@lofty kindle im pinging u to blend ito the crowd!

[grand glen]

truth

[slender ruin]

LET HIM COOK THEYRE ADDING POLISH

[gloomy crest]

Half Sword today I think

[oblique tundra]

give level 3 the ability to bypass slow mode 🥸

[coarse granite]

@lofty kindle Good idea to delay! Take the time to polish it and make it as great as can be before launch! Better that than some rushed garbage, which i doubt is even possible with your game.

[loud oyster]

LET THEM COOK

[twin abyss]

NOOOOO

[crystal pike]

LETS GOO

[hollow kernel]

WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE DELAY THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IT'S FIRE DEVS TAKE ALL OF MY MONEY WHOS WITH ME?

[short portal]

is ir gonna be free?

[rotund swallow]

i didnt even know there was a planned release this year, so having news that its gonna release q1 2026 is probably the best news i heard all month

[keen shore]

WOOOOO LETS FUCKING GO HALF SWORD IS DELAYED

[gloomy crest]

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DADDYS ANGRY

[green elk]

https://tenor.com/view/hungry-warren-sapp-hungry-man-shopping-cart-food-gif-20120506

[stiff ice]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-gif-7523306793289960933

[native leaf]

CLUELESS YOU STUPID GIT

[spiral thicket]

🇵🇱

[weak sundial]

shut the fuck up jesus christ

[lime oasis]

@lofty kindle will there be any demo updates in between today and the release of EA?

[hazy fable]

Is it gonna be free?

[gritty vale]

HOLY SHIT STOP COMPLAINING EVERYONE WE BARELY HAVE TO WAIT ANY LONGER

[pliant marten]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-idk-really-gif-11611432075508357589

[wind geode]

gladly

[slender ruin]

LET HIM COOK THEYRE ADDING POLISH🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[forest falcon]

@lofty kindle 💎

[vague spade]

🙁 🙁 🙁 :(:(:(:(:(

[fast obsidian]

AM VERY hapy

[tidal moss]

I speak for everyone when i say delay it even longer

[hollow kernel]

oh damn

[reef sentinel]

the announcement sounds just like the gta 6 delay announcement

[last whale]

No

[quiet shuttle]

Oh god

[cobalt nymph]

AAAH

[small spoke]

huzzah 🎉

[pliant raptor]

delay of doom man

[hot knot]

im giving all my money to the devs bewcause they deserve it

[jaunty grail]

Bro is this turning into GTA6

[potent granite]

this is what happened to my buddy steve

[hybrid granite]

@lofty kindle thank you and the team behind half sword and game seer for finally being able to say something, i express my gratitude, especially now that i know the state the game is in. its gonna be great christmas!

[spiral ore]

https://tenor.com/view/strauss-zelnick-sam-houser-dan-houser-rockstar-games-gta-6-gif-4265522091409081283

[gloomy crest]

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[sharp dust]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-running-past-gif-3044631603201692058

[orchid pewter]

stop whining gng just wait abit

by the way to answer a question i've seen alot...

IT WILL NOT BE FREE

[fluid tusk]

Delaying an early access for the sake of polish is stupid though ITS EARLY ACCESS NOT FULL RELEASE @lofty kindle

[native leaf]

Anyway, id rather a delay than a buggy mess

[gritty bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/ken-carson-laughin-gif-26742463

[low zenith]

like literally just release the smallest modicum of content for us before the new years please like one new map or a new weapon or some sort of spawn menu

[vague spade]

🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁

[simple cloak]

GET THIS MAN A TRUE!!!!!!

[hollow kernel]

YES SOMEONE'S WITH ME

[hollow snow]

@lofty kindle mute the general chat theres too much going on

[hazy fable]

How much will it cost then?

[oblique tundra]

cant believe theyre adding all of poland to half sword! 🇵🇱

[cobalt nymph]

HAVE I BEEN BANNED FROM SENDING GIFTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chilly leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/shake-gif-15773613019544415692

[vagrant panther]

fr

[humble chasm]

@lofty kindle faster

[orchid pewter]

we dont know

[vapid hornet]

IM GONNA CRYYYYYYYY

[hidden zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/delay-the-update-gachi-gif-2248412581895248061

[lofty kindle]

#modmail Is more convenient.

[agile helm]

@lofty kindle this is good and bad news, but have you heard of TW Medieval III's announcement?

[hollow kernel]

im not weird im alfrado

[outer oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/shaquille-o'neal-shaq-67-6-7-gif-5184942973847308913