general-catfish-🐱🐟

[indigo hare]

They could do that on Xbox

[spark quartz]

you idiot

[indigo hare]

Money grab

[untold wraith]

Fuck xbox

Nobody touches that dusty shit nomo

[spark quartz]

it's free Easter

[untold wraith]

Sorry

[wind geode]

Hey now

[untold wraith]

.

[spark quartz]

No no he's got a point

[untold wraith]

Lol

[indigo hare]

It’s actually not free

You need a Netflix account

[spark quartz]

Xbox does suck

[spark quartz]

skill issue

[untold wraith]

You don't have a Netflix account?

[indigo hare]

Imagine signing up for Netflix so you can play a shitty version of rdr1

[storm rapids]

Oh, I think into the breach also has a mobile game like that

[gloomy crest]

LOL

[spark quartz]

he has a hotguysxxx account

[indigo hare]

Hell no. Netflix is garbage and a half

[wind geode]

I guess yeah. They're kinda shooting themselves in the foot

[untold wraith]

Braking bad though

[spark quartz]

with a 50. Cal

[wind geode]

Up prices, make less, up prices more, make even less and repeat

[indigo hare]

Imagine getting Netflix just for one show 😡 Youre part of the problem why they keep price hiking and limiting peoples access

Netflix is absolute trash

[polar dawn]

I just got off the phone with John Halfsword for the second time, and he told me that the update is coming in 1 hour and 7 minutes. Huzzah!

[untold wraith]

It used to be for 2 shows but peacock stole it

The office my beloved

[spark quartz]

Easter works at kia btw

[indigo hare]

You son of a gun

[indigo hare]

JOB SECURITY

why would I work on cars that dont break!!

Constantly

[indigo hare]

Like really constantly

[spark quartz]

like a concerning amount constantly

[indigo hare]

Also because I relish in you being wrong and me being right I want to repeat that the game is not free, you need to pay for a Netflix account so at minimum $8 for a shitty version of a game that will likely take up your phones entire space

[spark quartz]

Holy yap

[indigo hare]

$8, shitty mobile version, Netflix, ur lame

[spark quartz]

🥱

[indigo hare]

$8, Netflix, shit

[untold wraith]

I pay like $200 a year on PlayStation and i have it free.

Which one seems more like a deal?

[indigo hare]

PlayStation because you get more than just rdr1

And it’s not a shitty version

Idot

[untold wraith]

Rag doll kung fu and the old gow games

[indigo hare]

I don’t have PlayStation but if that’s what you’re paying for then you enjoy wasting your money so just go get your Netflix account damnit

[edgy briar]

sup

[indigo hare]

There is no saving you 😥

[edgy briar]

👍

[untold wraith]

I get like 100's of games free including im in love with your dead grandma (genuinely a real game on PlayStation)

[indigo hare]

Based and real

[swift carbon]

Went to the bottoms of my photos album to find this btw

[indigo hare]

I love your dead grandma too

[indigo hare]

Ha

Yes

I got to use it

[left steppe]

Yo

[indigo hare]

And on you of all people

[left steppe]

Why can you still play the game after it says fatal error

and then it ends itself later

[untold wraith]

Ok bud

[left steppe]

RAHHH

[runic hull]

Hello chat

[left steppe]

Yes

[untold wraith]

Ur cat?

[edgy briar]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-halfsword-game-half-sword-game-gif-14454650096982323610

[edgy briar]

https://tenor.com/view/willie-half-sword-half-sword-hi-chat-gif-5638455273862533523

[untold wraith]

Here's mine

[edgy briar]

2nd cat on googlew

kiddign

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-half-sword-spin-ragdoll-gif-1841234037706127570

[indigo hare]

Your unhealthy cat has nothing on my beautiful and super healthy cats

[untold wraith]

Mines a snake or something

[indigo hare]

Holy shit it’s a snake

[edgy briar]

Sleeping only 16h a day

[indigo hare]

What a life

[left steppe]

RAHHHH

Mods, misplace an atomic bomb under his house

[mighty badger]

agreed

[autumn laurel]

Vintage story

mmm yes yes

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/who-the-fuck-are-you-who-are-you-adam-smasher-who-who-tf-are-you-gif-27448902

[mighty badger]

im looking to get it, but i wanted to play with friends the thing is these mf are all broke

[indigo hare]

Something something vintage is in right now

[left steppe]

Shit nobody's asked me before

Uhh

[autumn laurel]

gotta get some first hahahahaha

[unborn sphinx]

YEah imma get it eventually

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/woody-laugh-laughing-toystory-mocking-gif-7453872

[mighty badger]

lol, lmao, rofl even

[left steppe]

WE are all playing HALFSWORD on the morrow

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/clair-obscur-expedition-33-monoco-gestral-nodders-gif-17851721206817826872

[spark quartz]

well well well

if it isnt sax

[left steppe]

I love expedition 33

[spark quartz]

expedition 3 would be crazy

[autumn laurel]

i just got to smelting a little bismuth bronze and i wanna give up, the amount of times i died in the deep caves...that bell noise will haunt my sleep

[spark quartz]

just infants

[left steppe]

It would

2 year olds 😢

😭

[unborn sphinx]

The youtuber kept getting mauled by bears and wolves

[indigo hare]

But Youre so far along now! Next up is iron

[left steppe]

Who is this guy

[severe fulcrum]

Common vs w

[mighty badger]

well well well

[unborn sphinx]

I'm me

[mighty badger]

if it isnt silly head

[mighty badger]

BASED AS FUCK BRO

[left steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-gif-13155340224942280357

[autumn laurel]

im living in a dirt hut, a crappy "farm" its october and food stores are low lol

[left steppe]

FUCK

[autumn laurel]

gonna be fun winter

[left steppe]

Bro just give me lvl 2 already

[spark quartz]

yes

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-robot-i-don't-wanna-spongebob-robot-i-don't-really-feel-like-it-gif-2139763110611685049

[spark quartz]

do yall even have winters in britanland

[autumn laurel]

no thats why i experience it through vintage story

[left steppe]

FAH

[indigo hare]

😂 priorities I suppose.
Im the opposite. I’ll use stone tools until my base is finished. Im building a recreation of suchdol castle from kcd2

So I just starve to death and use stone

Season after season

[spark quartz]

winter in England is like "Oi bruv a bit more Grey out and a little cold ouuuiiii"

[severe fulcrum]

Mud bricks r tuff

Or packed dirt

[autumn laurel]

oui???

[indigo hare]

French ahh

[spark quartz]

yeah don't you guys say that

[left steppe]

Mods ban "Fatal error"

[indigo hare]

Devs decided to ban blood instead

[dreamy mango]

Ultimate Challenge Crashing?

The fatal crashes in the Ultimate challenge are primarily due to an issue with a 3rd party plugin that is being used for blood.

For most users disabling blood using the blood slider in the gore options resolves this issue.

[left steppe]

Blood is actually peak

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/france-jumpscare-france-gif-8859834915651946028

[left steppe]

But it's sad

[spark quartz]

erm, I guess not

[indigo hare]

Oui is french you amateur it literally means yes

[left steppe]

One day I

WILL

WIN

[mighty badger]

bonui monsieur, il va bien?

[spark quartz]

proof

[autumn laurel]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1349832994600386570

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/need-for-speed-most-wanted-2012-racing-game-nfs-2012-most-wanted-cops-gif-1664715351094579015

[spark quartz]

warn him militus

WARN HIM

[autumn laurel]

be warned

[spark quartz]

nah

BAN HIM

GET EM OUT OF HERE

[mighty badger]

and to think i once called you BROTHER

[left steppe]

I made a picture of Willie if he was british

[spark quartz]

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT ME TO DO, YOU TURNED FRENCH

[mighty badger]

your ego is a ravine of your making silly head, one which will consume you whole

[mighty badger]

at best i am partly colonized BY the french

[spark quartz]

How bro felt saying that

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/finger-pointing-accusing-blaming-anger-authority-gif-18272654

[spark quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1440789962814652499/20251119_114421.gif

[left steppe]

RAHH

[nova aurora]

[edgy briar]

https://tenor.com/view/giygas-cat-melon-cat-psychotic-gif-25770926

[modest nest]

eyes

[gloomy crest]

Bon joe

[pearl coral]

I just came up with a joke. Let me know how you feel about it

Why should you never take advice from a fish?
He pisses where he drinks!

[indigo hare]

I think it’s a joke

That you came up with

[indigo hare]

Here take another. What do you call a strong clam? A mussel

Get it?

I made that one up when I was young

[gloomy crest]

Not bad

[indigo hare]

Im chopped liver i guess

[pearl coral]

you’re chopped

[woven field]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI4ySa7ypfQ

[wheat brook]

I just had 5 string cheese

[gloomy crest]

Isn't this supposed to be bon nuit or bonne nuit

[edgy briar]

https://tenor.com/view/prisoners-loki-idk-jake-gyllenhaal-prisoners-jake-gyllenhaal-idk-idk-detective-loki-gif-15722954606632288439

[mighty badger]

Yeah probably I'm not good with french

[pearl coral]

peak niccolo da tolentino pilled condottieromaxxer

[spark quartz]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHHAAHAH

[gloomy crest]

HAHAHAHA

AAAAGHHHAHHAHAHA

GGAAAAHHH!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[gloomy crest]

@mighty badger did u see wat I said about sticks yesterday

[mighty badger]

probably not

[indigo hare]

Im chopped liver again

I know you saw my joke

I know it

[spark quartz]

I wonder how many videos I've sent to you that you havent watched

https://tenor.com/view/smug-karen-rude-whatever-who-cares-gif-19652062

[indigo hare]

I’ve watched them all

[spark quartz]

yeah one out of many others 😭

THAT I DM'D YOU

[indigo hare]

You know what

I gotchu

Give me a little

[left steppe]

Anyone else accidentally give someone a vasectomy when using pitchfork?

[wheat brook]

Willie?? More like NO Willie!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😆

Get it??😆

[left steppe]

BAHAHHHAHHAHHAHAHH

[wheat brook]

😆😆😆😂

[gloomy crest]

VISOR OFF, VISOR ON

WILLIECET, MOLLY WILLIECET

[gloomy crest]

I'm basically redelegating Radioburgundian martial arts' focus on stickfighting mainly for connivence and accessibility. This way we train with sticks most of the time with techniques applicable to other weps like tucks, while not disregarding the effort we put into those late medieval/early modern weps

I just sawed off my wooden training tool down to just the shaft and followed your tuck & buck guide earlier when I was training

[empty bear]

my snow is beautiful

[wild coral]

im dying laughing

i died

[left steppe]

BBABBBBBAHAHAHHHHAHH

[gloomy crest]

HAAAAH AHHHH

HAAAAAaaaghhh....

[left steppe]

hah.....

I just realized it wasn't funny

[gloomy crest]

Mrrrrrr... mburregeuauahh... burrHaaaaAAAHHH!!!!!!!! AaAaaaahhhh!!!!! WaahaaHAH! Wa ha HAH! Wa hah HAH! Wa ha HAH - HAH - HAH - HAH - h-HAH!

OOOO WAH AH AH. WAH AH AH. OOO WACKA WACKA AH AH

[empty bear]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-dragon-ball-super-kamekameha-gif-11639484

[empty bear]

hahaha

laugh at this persons joke now

hahahahhahaah

[gloomy crest]

I'm eating

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kiryu-machine-gun-kiss-fire-mic-gif-17565775

[gloomy crest]

Ethpaña

[forest falcon]

i fucking love this song

https://i.ibb.co/rKW9xccw/image.png

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-bakamitai-damedane-gun-kiss-machine-kiryu-gif-18306679396715666403

[indigo hare]

Wdym? I made it Thats my voice

[forest falcon]

no wonder it's so raspy

[mighty badger]

I see, I shall begin a tutorial with sticks at once

[mighty badger]

[gloomy crest]

This is how it's going rn

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-gif-13669406505701813608

[gloomy crest]

Btw my buckler is an aluminum lid LOL

The handle size barely fits my hand for that thumb-over buckler handle grip

[left steppe]

BRAHHH

[forest falcon]

i thought you were committing seppuku with a ladle

on the first pic

lmao

[gloomy crest]

I don't want you to feel inconveniently forced to make a book on sticks btw, since the stick fighting we train with is supposed to carry over to ur usual half sword arcs. Like practicing motions with a one-handed stick for the mace arc as opposed to getting a proper mace model

[gloomy crest]

LOOOL

I do have really nice ladles

And it does look like a ladle lol

[ember charm]

https://tenor.com/view/uranium-chicken-gif-25544330

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/pout-kiss-blowing-a-kiss-suspense-christian-bale-gif-16931550113965916217

[ember charm]

https://tenor.com/view/man-standing-gif-20655812

[gloomy crest]

Poli

[ember charm]

what

Who is poli

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/cops-police-sirens-catching-crminals-what-you-gonna-do-gif-22472645

[spark quartz]

@small spoke revive this chat nic, you're our only hope

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/poop-gif-19163806

[onyx spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-jerk-hop-on-half-sword-funny-gif-134066132589679539

[forest falcon]

i'm sitting down

staring at a word document

with all my presets wiped

pos software

[gloomy crest]

Typo of "pollo,"

[ember charm]

CHIMKEN????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-xavier-renegade-angel-single-mom-in-your-area-gif-11110911840863338532

https://tenor.com/view/baby-ai-dance-ai-dance-dancing-gif-5802054125907780441

[ember charm]

i love this guy

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/meow-neko-arc-gif-11195226753545301445

[flat widget]

https://tenor.com/view/jiggy-jolly-get-jiggy-get-jolly-get-jolly-with-it-gif-13651478034157223092

[gloomy crest]

Get Joey with it, more like

[faint dragon]

burenyu

[faint dragon]

Hello fellow burgundian

[gloomy crest]

Hi Burgundian

[faint dragon]

I aint a burgundian blud im a HREist

[gloomy crest]

Hi HREist

Sorry I misunderstood ya

Wait a minute

[craggy trail]

ENGLAND!!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️⚓️⚓️⚓️🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍

[faint dragon]

Mushroom of willieberg

[small spoke]

It was 2am

[spark quartz]

ok so it's what 3am now 😭

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[small spoke]

Yep

woke up at 3am 💔

[spark quartz]

damn

Portugal life is tough

[small spoke]

very

[pearl coral]

hi

i’m overwhelmed by my responsibilities

[drifting stirrup]

I would have had a crashout of equal magnitude: https://youtube.com/shorts/bMpB4yDuv_A?si=sprbNvSkDZ13FDsr

[gloomy crest]

Oof

[gloomy crest]

Are you a Portugal

[spark quartz]

no

[gloomy crest]

Portuguese mod

[indigo hare]

No hes just a loser

[gloomy crest]

losre

[indigo hare]

No that felt mean. Jolly mod is great

He is literally my blood related brother

[gloomy crest]

Bruh

[spark quartz]

takes one to know one

[indigo hare]

Nevermind

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-happy-but-sad-face-gif-19422780

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/trololo-hi-gif-5030223

[pearl coral]

i genuinely cannot keep up with my own existence

[gloomy crest]

LMAOOO

LAMAOAOAAOOAAOA

[spark quartz]

Sam of lame is here

Everybody run

[gloomy crest]

Everyone HALT

[indigo hare]

Such as?

[spark quartz]

(Just kitting Sam)

[indigo hare]

Im a big responsible adult i can help you by giving you probably incorrect advice Sam

[gloomy crest]

I'm irresponsible so I'm just gonna play background music for the setting

fiddles the fiddle

[pearl coral]

i have so many things i want to do but none of the energy to do them anymore and now they’re all kind of just eating away at me forever and keeping me down

[slate summit]

hmmm whats better than slobbering down a liter of black coffee at 3:30 am on a school day

[gloomy crest]

Is this not good?

[indigo hare]

Sounds like you’re depressed

[gloomy crest]

I literally do this

[pearl coral]

FUCK !

[slate summit]

it makes the voices scream

[indigo hare]

Realistically though. It sounds like you’re depressed because I experience the same thing constantly and I have been clinically diagnosed for a while

[gloomy crest]

Can I hug you

[lime harness]

helldivers 2, patching, 80% complete

laptop crashes because of silly game

restart laptop

helldivers 2, patching, 40% complete

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[pearl coral]

any day of rest makes me feel so guilty that it is just as exhausting of a day of forced productivity

[indigo hare]

Therapy really does help, bud. Talking to someone about how you feel is important. Therapy can give you guidance for how to get past the feelings of lethargy and guilt. One good piece of advice I can give you is to take small steps, every little victory can help. Like, for example cleaning your room. It can get even smaller like taking a shower. Depression can really do a number on your day to day routine.

So you take every little victory you can

And keep moving up as you go

You are a religious man so I imagine your Pastor can fill that roll somewhat

Thats also why he is there

[slate summit]

If you dont go to therapy they cant prove theres anything wrong with you, so in conclusion you are totally mentally sound

https://tenor.com/view/think-about-it-use-your-brain-use-the-brain-think-brain-gif-9962083141856335288

[pearl coral]

that’s a good idea

[indigo hare]

Just don’t bottle things up. I know it’s the go to move but really, keeping shit to yourself just hurts you more

I talked to my therapist about quitting smoking. It doesn’t have to be some deep personal thing, just talk to someone

[indigo hare]

I am not a physical person i dont even like my family hugging me. I appreciate you

[slate summit]

nooo I hate that

[indigo hare]

Being physical or not being physical

[slate summit]

not being physical

how can you live

If you dont hug your mom 20 times a day what are you even doing

[indigo hare]

Haha my “love language” is more in words than touch. I’ll hug my mom when I see her but like, please don’t hang onto me. It’s overbearing!

Well shit

Don’t make me sound sad

😭

[gloomy crest]

Ur sad

Jk

[slate summit]

mannn

That IS sad

I cant imagine

[indigo hare]

Man ive been through a lot in my life to get me to this point 😭 I just don’t like physical contact much

[slate summit]

How many friends do you guys have

[gloomy crest]

Sounds pretty motivational for Half Sword gaming

Lol

[indigo hare]

Like 1 close friend irl, everyone else is an acquaintance. Online I have a few people I’d consider close friends

[glass ledge]

Like 3 close friends, extended group is like 10

[slate summit]

Thats pretty crazy

My brother scares me a little

Hes like the opposite of me

Hes literally never home

[glass ledge]

Big school

[gloomy crest]

And then there's the brothers like Jolly Mod

[slate summit]

Social stuff is so boring

Why have friends

Why friends when I can read books or something

Or go for a walk

[glass ledge]

Why not both?

[slate summit]

I got the antisocial autism

[gloomy crest]

Maybe they're a hermit

[slate summit]

No fun

[indigo hare]

Yes indeed I’d consider jolly mod a closer friend

[gloomy crest]

Or an isolated monk

[indigo hare]

Or blood related brother

[gloomy crest]

Or a joe

[gloomy crest]

I'm from California, US part of France

[slate summit]

What if you just dont want friends

[tribal grotto]

yep they're french alright

[slate summit]

Its quite difficult in School

[indigo hare]

Im pretty sure I’m autistic to some degree 😂 but I’m not gonna get diagnosed. As long as the doctor doesnt say it, im all good

[slate summit]

You dont actually want social interaction

[gloomy crest]

Idk

[slate summit]

But if you stand around alone you seem weird

[indigo hare]

Im incredibly introverted nowadays

[slate summit]

So you gotta find a balance between having people you can stand around and not actually interacting with them

[glass ledge]

Bruh I have the extroverted autism

[tribal grotto]

I mean most of it is js anxiety, no one really cares if you're alone do they

[glass ledge]

If I’m alone for more than like an hour I’m in a worse mood

[gloomy crest]

Same here, but I'm more concerned about my ADHDness than anything else lol

[slate summit]

My old school group is forcing me to go to a christmas party

The horror

[tribal grotto]

then don't go? you're beholden to them or anything

[gloomy crest]

I don't think about sociality to that extent. I'm just trying to gain more land control.

[indigo hare]

People ain’t lookin at you, they don’t care what you’re doing. But in our head everyone is staring at us judging us for being weird 😂

[glass ledge]

real

[gloomy crest]

PUT FORWARD the two ranks of musketeers

[tribal grotto]

true

[slate summit]

Like one person asked me to go in the group chat and then they all started asking

[pearl coral]

i like walking in town and being a patron to shops it makes me feel very human and happy

[slate summit]

So like

[gloomy crest]

FOR CONQUEST

OF HALFCORDIAAAAAAA

[slate summit]

Im gonna go

For once

[gloomy crest]

FRONT RANK, KNEEL!!!

[gloomy crest]

Cya

[slate summit]

no bruh

I meant to the party

Not here

[pearl coral]

like on my lunch break

[gloomy crest]

Oh

Bruh.

[gloomy crest]

That sounds fun

[glass ledge]

Mf is John stardew valley

[slate summit]

Children do unfortunately

Thank the lord im now in the adult part of my school stuff

So no more children

But holy shit it was bad

Children are AWFUL

[glass ledge]

take me with you bruh

[gloomy crest]

I've always wanted to do something very similar with a friend. My friend and I planned to visit stores, groceries, and other markets for fun

[pearl coral]

i walk a few minutes to this grill place and then ten minutes wait and then a few minutes back and i eat in the break room and someone asks me who i am and i tell them and thats the end of my break

[slate summit]

Try ageing first

[glass ledge]

Pass

Next question

[slate summit]

Trust me 17-19 year olds are so much more bearable

13-14 year olds should be kept indoors at all time

Only let out on a leash

[left steppe]

When is Halfsword?

[left steppe]

fr

[pearl coral]

15-16 year olds no data

[slate summit]

Why is halfsword

[glass ledge]

Bruh thats like 20 million years from now

[slate summit]

it becomes better

[slate summit]

Dude how old are you lol

[tribal grotto]

high entropy, you never know what you're gonna get

[glass ledge]

That’s uncyears away

[pearl coral]

entropy is a good word

[gloomy crest]

Half Sword will release sometime between 1000 BC and 2525 AD

IN THE YEARR 2525...

[glass ledge]

Entering the no-data zone

[gloomy crest]

IF WILLIE IS STILL ALIVEEE

[slate summit]

Hah

Little one

[left steppe]

It's the biggest maturity difference. My mom is a biologist that teaches anatomy and physiology, and when I was younger she told me about how the brain matures mainly in the 13-18 range

[gloomy crest]

Sam did u see my wooden stick

[slate summit]

I have a feeling this entire discord is extremely young

But why

[glass ledge]

Halve sord

[slate summit]

This is a medieval game about brutally murdering people with swords

[tribal grotto]

it's discord

[slate summit]

This isnt Fortnite

[slate summit]

There are old people discords

Go on any Mount and Blade modding discord

They are ancient

[tribal grotto]

fair

[slate summit]

Well

Any modding to be fair

Besides minecraft

[glass ledge]

I’m pretty sure anyone playing Fortnite in the big 25 is controlled by chat jeopardy

[slate summit]

The minecraft modding community is younger than the normal one

[tribal grotto]

but the more popular a game guess the more, lets say, diverse a community gets

[severe fulcrum]

Cause game is free rn

[gloomy crest]

Lol

[tribal grotto]

which leads to children

[slate summit]

I played Fortnite in Season 0-4

Then I stopped

2018

[left steppe]

BARRRAAAGHHHH

[slate summit]

I still have all the old ass skins

[glass ledge]

I played 0-8

[slate summit]

It was so fucking god back then

[glass ledge]

Then every once in a while when my friends wanted me to

[slate summit]

I actually started playing on the very first day of release

I read about it 6 months before it came out

Oh it was so beautiful

[glass ledge]

unc

I played it on my cousins Xbox

[slate summit]

Ah the memories

Xbox 360 with my brother

[tribal grotto]

yk I've never played fortnite in my life somehow

[slate summit]

You are either 28 or 13

[gloomy crest]

Fortnite doesn't even look fun

[slate summit]

its not

it was

[glass ledge]

Me and my brother used to have a Wii
We 100% Lego starwars tcw, tcs, and Batman 2

[gloomy crest]

Didn't look fun

[slate summit]

It was fun when it came out

[glass ledge]

Weren’t u the guy saying u didn’t want friends earlier? At least half of it was that everyone could get it for free

[gloomy crest]

Agar.io is better

[slate summit]

can anyone explain to me why the combination of the letters between 5 and 8 are funny in any way

it makes my head hurt

why is that a meme

69 is good

420 is great

why that

[glass ledge]

Bruh idek

[tribal grotto]

oh wait nah I have played it a bit with my friends back in the first chapters, pretty fun

[slate summit]

It makes me wanna die

[glass ledge]

It stopped once my teachers started saying it

[gloomy crest]

Why is this a question lmao

It's just nonsense

[slate summit]

I thought it might have a purpose

[frigid inlet]

Well 69 makes sense

[gloomy crest]

Forget about it

[slate summit]

69 and 420 has a purpose

but not that

and it makes me so very angry

[frigid inlet]

420 I do not understand except being Hitler's birthday 💀

[gloomy crest]

it's literally automodded because it don't got no purpose

[slate summit]

god damn children

[frigid inlet]

I do not understand what the number has to do with weed

[slate summit]

20th april

The weed day

[tribal grotto]

oh that number is automodded lol

[frigid inlet]

Yes but why is it the weed day

[slate summit]

Its a day for celebrating weed culture and consumption worldwide

[frigid inlet]

Yes but why

[left steppe]

RAHHH

[gloomy crest]

It originated when it was some stoner group's time to gather for it apparently, and it spread

[slate summit]

why is why a word

because it is

[left steppe]

Top fiveWilliw

[frigid inlet]

Ah

[tribal grotto]

the group was the waldos I think

[left steppe]

#1 Williw

Williw

[tribal grotto]

i remember reading it somewhere

[gloomy crest]

It's convenient slang too

[slate summit]

schlang

[gloomy crest]

Moai

ALL RISE!!!

[left steppe]

Boom

RAHH

[indigo hare]

You could easily look up the origins of 420 lol it was just the day some teenagers in California(Colorado?) decided to get together to smoke

[gloomy crest]

You may now be seated

[pearl coral]

hi

[gloomy crest]

I was gonna say that but I just caved in and explained

I was like "bro just literally google it for the same amount of time you took to type it here"

[frigid inlet]

Yes but I'm on my phone in bed

[gloomy crest]

Hi Sam the Sham

[frigid inlet]

I don't want to google things

[gloomy crest]

Do you have no internet

[pearl coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1402068504080814244/1445181813453488278/IMG_5712.gif

[indigo hare]

Bro has a flip phone but using discord apparently

[pearl coral]

me

[gloomy crest]

LMFAOOOO

That idea is so funny

[frigid inlet]

Forgive me for wanting to interact with people

[indigo hare]

Well if you insist

[gloomy crest]

No forgiveness

[indigo hare]

I forgive you

[gloomy crest]

Oh

[indigo hare]

Duality of man or something

[left steppe]

RAHHHH

[frigid inlet]

Thanks 😊

[pearl coral]

do you see it

[left steppe]

When will

WILLIE

[frigid inlet]

Blimey

[gloomy crest]

See wat

[pearl coral]

the resemble-ance

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1402068504080814244/1445181813453488278/IMG_5712.gif

[gloomy crest]

Oh

I don't

[frigid inlet]

He could get a lot of painkillers prescribed after this incident

[pearl coral]

say yes

[left steppe]

What did they do to my boy 😭

[gloomy crest]

I hate it when people don't see my connections but I genuinely don't see it here lol

[pearl coral]

pink nose

[pearl coral]

this is very nice

[gloomy crest]

Miniatures are so goated

LLOVELY rondels

[weary tinsel]

real

[pearl coral]

would download if i had the fucking privilege of such a thing

[gloomy crest]

What's the name of those polearms again? I don't want to offend them

[pearl coral]

voulges or glaives

[weary tinsel]

yeah

[gloomy crest]

Alright

[left steppe]

Sometimes I wonder

[left steppe]

Is Baron even worth it

[gloomy crest]

I had those two in my head and wasnt sure if i was mixing something up lol

[gloomy crest]

It's fun to experience it

[pearl coral]

no

[gloomy crest]

Like once

I shouldve just said what sam said

It's not worth it

LOL

Like at all

[left steppe]

Because TS is pissing me off

[weary tinsel]

blue knight has more aura

[gloomy crest]

Blued and blackened

[supple pewter]

When tf is ea releasing

[gloomy crest]

Check Steam page

[gloomy crest]

Hmm itMd be interesting if bayonets had that blade shape

Like a kinda seax

[indigo hare]

It is if you want to officially beat the game

[left steppe]

NEVER

[indigo hare]

Otherwise just reset

[left steppe]

TOMORROW

[left steppe]

How

[weary tinsel]

soon

[gloomy crest]

Lose ur chatacter

By dyin

Oh wait

Hes

[gloomy crest]

Nvm this

[left steppe]

Willie when is halfsword coming out

[indigo hare]

@left steppe

[indigo hare]

When you pay for every member of the servers copy

[left steppe]

How much will it be

[gloomy crest]

Lol imagine if a billionaire did this

[left steppe]

Willie how much will it cost

[gloomy crest]

"I love Half Sword so much, I'm paying for everyone's copy"

[gloomy crest]

Undisclosed

[left steppe]

Exactly

[supple pewter]

20-30

[gloomy crest]

Willie doesn't know

[left steppe]

@dreamy mango Disclose this information NOW

[gloomy crest]

Source: Community vote

[gloomy crest]

Denied

[supple pewter]

Oh ok

[left steppe]

50

cents

[indigo hare]

Price is still TBD and won’t be announced until release, but if we use the lowest community estimate you’ll be out of pocket $2,876,040 before tax

[gloomy crest]

False

[gloomy crest]

False

[left steppe]

Wow! Amazing

[indigo hare]

I’ll be waiting

Refreshing my notifications

[supple pewter]

I’ll be back

[left steppe]

Gee sure hope I'm not getting scammer

[gloomy crest]

I wonder would the team be more capable of doing more if the game was extra-funded

[left steppe]

I

I will be back with my paypall

[indigo hare]

Nooo…nooo…definitely not

[gloomy crest]

Like I'm thinking, we have so many crap useless games and media that together involved decent effort

What if all those funds went to Half Sword instead

[weary tinsel]

yoooo new camacurt art

[gloomy crest]

Spam

What's camacurt

[weary tinsel]

hes the awesome artist

not for the game

[left steppe]

I don't have any image perms to share my very real paypal

WAIT I DO

[gloomy crest]

OH THE IBERIAN INTERESTED DUDE

[weary tinsel]

yeah

[left steppe]

Still up?

[gloomy crest]

@indigo hare Help

Bro

I jokingly called this spam, but I didn't know he posted this blank message in EVERY chat.

[pearl coral]

friend here

[left steppe]

Top 5 smartest people

[pearl coral]

goated fella

[gloomy crest]

I know Camacurt

[left steppe]

Top 5 smartest people

[gloomy crest]

The name fell out of me memorie

[left steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/of-course-gif-21373815

[gloomy crest]

Omfggkrkwmwme I love Camacurt's illustrated Iberians

I LOVE HIS IBERIANS

[left steppe]

RAHHH

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1065098097237168205/1344427858713378846/TUWIH-Punishment-Wheelv2.gif

[gloomy crest]

Half Sword is basically set in the Holy Roman Empire, right?

[left steppe]

Y'all know when he tries to bite his elbow?

[verbal geyser]

haf sord tomorow

hey they didn’t block it!!

[verbal geyser]

TUFF

OMLLLL

[weary tinsel]

rael

[indigo hare]

Yes

[pearl coral]

yes

[gloomy crest]

Battery gonna die

RIP

[tribal grotto]

this is tuff my liege

[gloomy crest]

Hmmm I should've taken that into consideration

[gloomy crest]

Thanks for your swift response.

[tribal grotto]

1/2 🗡️ tomorrow

[weary tinsel]

its only the 2nd of december

i have hope

[gloomy crest]

God... Sallets, gabions, and handgonnes are so freakin goated

[tribal grotto]

29 days we believe

it's getting close

[verbal geyser]

progress

[pearl coral]

it is 100% based in the holy roman empire actually

it's been stated

[tribal grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/jingo-bell-jingo-bells-dingo-bell-dingo-dingo-bells-gif-16409852331918524769

[gloomy crest]

Hmm..

._.

I need to consult my generals about this

[gloomy crest]

What do you call this blue jacket

[rustic marlin]

Halfsword irl?

Or is that just a graphics update

[gloomy crest]

Hi I come

[rustic marlin]

Just call me love 😛😛

[warm dove]

Any idea when the release is planned?

[indigo hare]

Are you calling sam a liar? Cause you ain’t calling him a truther

[gloomy crest]

Loool remember that vine that went "why you always lyiinnn"

[gloomy crest]

It's on the Steam page I think, also #faq

[gloomy crest]

Hi Love, I Come With

[gloomy crest]

NO LOL

I believe him

Previously wasn't sure if the entire land setting was HRE

But this realization brings some issues

[gloomy crest]

Yes, he's a truther, but the information he brings affects my operations

[left steppe]

You seem to konw your stuff

[gloomy crest]

Uhh

Like what stuff LMAO

[left steppe]

ALL OF IT

Bro might be the all knowing Willie

[pearl coral]

@gloomy crest is this too mentally ill looking

[indigo hare]

Sam it looks like he has giant balls hanging

[tribal grotto]

I thought this was a really abstract schizopost at first

[severe fulcrum]

It would only be accurate

[pearl coral]

i dont understand how you all see that

i feel like it is very obvious that it is his flayed face

[severe fulcrum]

Fella was still preaching

Had to have em for that

[indigo hare]

Because his face would hang off from the front, in front of his uh, underwear or whatever you wanna call it. But it’s hanging behind, not over his hair, just between his legs from the back

[pearl coral]

and so your natural autofill is it's his nuts

[indigo hare]

Yes because it’s between his legs 😭

Two roundish ends

[pearl coral]

what if i add hair

[indigo hare]

You know, looking closer at it, and upside down, I can see the face now

But I’d put it in front, or add hair, or something like that

Or make the face more clear, somehow 😂

Im not good at editing so idk how you’d do that

[pearl coral]

it will be clearer when it is actually painted instead of cropped out of a painting and smacked on lol

[tepid field]

https://tenor.com/view/lotta-words-wow-thats-a-lot-of-words-not-reading-that-not-reading-wow-gif-26878516

[pearl coral]

what do you think about the inverting on the halo and the head

[gloomy crest]

A long time ago I didn't even see it as his face even though I'm aware of martyrs being flayed. I saw it as his burial shroud for some reason

[steel bear]

i need help, im trying to make a magic carpet with the fly glitch, how do i control it

[indigo hare]

You should do both and see how it looks

[gloomy crest]

Do you have a license to fly carpets?

[steel bear]

yes

[gloomy crest]

LMFAO I'M CRACKIN UP OVER THIS

[indigo hare]

Idek if you can do it anymore but you used to just grab his ass and put him between your legs to fly

[gloomy crest]

Also I'm here cuz I crashed in Brave Stand

Fun

My laptop freaking sucks

I should be grateful I even have a PC though

[steel bear]

does noone know about the fly glitch? or did i just find a new one

[gloomy crest]

I should not be unreminded of such property

[indigo hare]

It’s old but

[steel bear]

cus its not that

[indigo hare]

Any second now my gif will send

[gloomy crest]

Wdym, this one?

[indigo hare]

Just you wait

It’s halfway

[steel bear]

you dont grab the player

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-halfsword-game-half-sword-game-gif-14454650096982323610

[steel bear]

yep

[gloomy crest]

Wait guys

[steel bear]

thats what im doing

[gloomy crest]

His gif is almost done

[indigo hare]

? You can’t grab the player anyway lol

[gloomy crest]

I SAID WAIT

[indigo hare]

There it is

[steel bear]

i do it with boards in the abyss

and it just goes straight up

[pearl coral]

do both what

[indigo hare]

Skill issue

[steel bear]

how do i make it not jsut got straight up and go to like the side or forward

[indigo hare]

You said inverting the halo and head

So do inverted and not

See what’s better

[gloomy crest]

I feel like this would turn out a lot better properly illustrated on the shield by that artist u mentioned lol

The digital rendition is throwing me off, especially that school slideshow ahh gradient on the saltire

[indigo hare]

Yeah it’ll probably look better officially made

[gloomy crest]

Pillar is a nice touch

[gloomy crest]

Yeeaaa

[pearl coral]

no i mean like

what do you think about the coloring of the head and the coloring of the halo inverting where the X ends

because that's what it is

[pearl coral]

it's hard to find a silver paint texture lol

[gloomy crest]

Am I dumb cuz I don't get what you're describing

[gloomy crest]

Will it show like a gradient too?

[severe fulcrum]

His head gray cause halo is yellow but skin also yellow

[gloomy crest]

Or is it gonna be more metallic paint

[gloomy crest]

Oh yeah invert that shit

The grey face is ridiculous

[acoustic heron]

i see a blue dress

[pearl coral]

im going to obliterate you

[gloomy crest]

The grey face makes it look like the time black & white televisions "officially" started broadcasting color

[steel bear]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lD6WPlAApvRp0vgpX?invite=cr-MSxtckksMjAzMjY2OTkw

my recent success in trying to control it

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[gloomy crest]

"And now, with a click of a button, this black and white crucifixion will be in color!"

[pearl coral]

this shield is so schizo

no matter what

[gloomy crest]

The shield's fine

[small spoke]

I see it too when you mention it

[gloomy crest]

I appreciate that you brought the Milanese estucheon back to the bottom

[pearl coral]

the paint scheme

of the shield

my shield

not the milan one

[small spoke]

You pain me when you send screenshots with light mode on

[gloomy crest]

Or he's giving birth to... flayed skin

[small spoke]

I thought he was pooping out a baby

idk why

[gloomy crest]

I was talking about the overall composition

I need to see how it looks before it is as bad as I think it is digitally

[pearl coral]

what??

[gloomy crest]

I remember now you said you love the color of burgundy

[gloomy crest]

I don't know how to explain it better lol

It's like

Nvm

[small spoke]

I think he means that in real life it probably looks a lot better than digitally

[gloomy crest]

Yeah

[gloomy crest]

I was just trying to emphasize here that this rudimentary outline doesn't do it justice

It's good concepts

[small spoke]

why is his flesh yellow though

[spark quartz]

SAINT NIC

[small spoke]

-# jolly mod

[spark quartz]

GIVE ME MONSTER TRUVK FOR CHRISTMAS

[gloomy crest]

Artistic style

Owned

[small spoke]

Perchance

[pearl coral]

will be gold paint I R L

@gloomy crest i fixed the gradient for you chump

[gloomy crest]

Fix his face

[small spoke]

Now he has hair

[gloomy crest]

MAKEUP CREW STAND BY

[gloomy crest]

Thanks tho

I notice you let the vines expand

Can you walk through the thought process for the lower right compartment

[pearl coral]

yes to fill the empty space above the shields and to make it more readable to people with their minds chronically in the gutter

[small spoke]

😭

[pearl coral]

what do you mean

[gloomy crest]

I just wanna see this in your shoes rn

Not literally

[gloomy crest]

Like how did you come to this conclusion of a composition

Because it's very eclectic

Especially with identifying the estucheon beside Milan's

I'm unfamiliar with such arm

Perfhance

[small spoke]

I can print the design and then put it in his shoes

[gloomy crest]

Like we nailed down the sinister side being big J

[pearl coral]

i like saint bartholomew because he's tuff

i like milan shield because it's tuff

i like my own shield because it's tuff

i like the vines because it makes the background more readable as red rather than brown

i like the silver X because it makes it look less empty and gives the figure more "context" i guess

[pearl coral]

he is NOT sinister !

jest

[gloomy crest]

That's your own on the bottom right beside Milan?

[small spoke]

Why is this a emoji in the helldivers server 😭

[pearl coral]

yes i made it

[gloomy crest]

Can I see a rendition of it

I've been meaning to ask for your arms so I can interpret it

As I did for several other folks here like Electron Eater

[pearl coral]

me likey dimidiated animals

brb

[gloomy crest]

Fr

[gloomy crest]

Aight

[pearl coral]

why did Tuper beat Finger? is he Tupid?

[small spoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1373358838253879296/1415059922629951660/GIF_20250909_164231_025.gif

[gloomy crest]

This is so true

[wild mason]

when update bro cmon its been half a year without update

[gloomy crest]

CHILL

JEEZ

[small spoke]

Early access this month

Unless there's a delay

[gloomy crest]

Ye

[small spoke]

-# if im no longer in the server 99% chance that I was banned cus I misclicked on a gif

[gloomy crest]

It's just planned, no hard guarantee

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-red-bfdi-gif-14123164011925253089

[gloomy crest]

Since the timeframe for release is Q4, there's a chance it could release one or two months ago

[severe fulcrum]

Now send the original

[small spoke]

I don't have it 😔

[severe fulcrum]

Geen

[gloomy crest]

I wondered why tf is it so hard to find it

I typed "reb" "bink" "roblox color guessing"

Is Discord censoring this gif

[severe fulcrum]

I think I have it but idk

[gloomy crest]

LMAO

[severe fulcrum]

Can’t send it here anyway I wouldn’t imagine

[gloomy crest]

It should not be this difficult for such a popular normal gif

Johans Langenswert

[severe fulcrum]

Ok I have it

Both original and intelligence

[spice juniper]

does anybody know if there is anyway to change the map in thy half sword?

[small spoke]

why

Isn't it him just guessing wrong

[gloomy crest]

Yeah

[severe fulcrum]

It say profound mental r

[small spoke]

Ohh

[severe fulcrum]

instead of intelligence

[gloomy crest]

Oh

Bruh

[gloomy crest]

I didn't remember that at all

That makes sense why then

I'm so used to the intelligence variant despite first encountering the original

I perceive it faithful to upfront patios granted me leave

[small spoke]

Profound mental rational?

[severe fulcrum]

Real

[gloomy crest]

Bruh

[small spoke]

-# I know what it actually means 💔

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/pim-smiling-friends-pim-mr-boss-mr-boss-gif-7218352615643941472

[gloomy crest]

Johans do you have a favorite historical polity you align to

[small spoke]

I think I'm schizo I thought silly head posted this

[gloomy crest]

Lol isnt that his favorite gif

[small spoke]

He loves that show I'm guessing so probably

[gloomy crest]

What show

Is that family guy

[small spoke]

smiling friends

[gloomy crest]

Ah

Unfamiliar

[severe fulcrum]

No, but I should get one

[small spoke]

haven't watched it but I've seen alot of clips

[gloomy crest]

oh

I need to recruit some people here (not server-wise particularly) to join my knightly retinue

[small spoke]

I align with a random peasent in the 13th century that died before reaching his first year

[severe fulcrum]

I was looking at the landgraviate of upper hesse cause of half sword

[pearl coral]

he posts the not impact frame version a lot

[lofty kindle]

No starting cults on the server..........

[gloomy crest]

Loooo I recently started loving peasantry ever since I realized I'm too poor for anything better

[small spoke]

you hate fun

you hate everything fun and nice

[pearl coral]

@lofty kindle look my silly ecranche design in progress

[gloomy crest]

It aligns with the game

I promise I'm not doing anything ridiculous

[pearl coral]

if the position of "the knight" is open i'm in

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-but-true-gif-20727979

[gloomy crest]

Yes

LMAO

[small spoke]

I'll be the lord and dethrone you

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eating-grass-gif-8547675392529138578

[gloomy crest]

Although my experience with hiring knights isn't best

[pearl coral]

i need me helmet

ugh

!

[gloomy crest]

Electron Eater for example was mad I'm not a good payer

[small spoke]

Bucket with eye holes

[gloomy crest]

Omg I forgot to tell u

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-stl-hide-bucket-bucket-head-gif-26491593

[gloomy crest]

While I was cooking I realized my mixing bowl is just a cervelliere

[serene pagoda]

Ragamuffin

[dreamy mango]

hedge-born!

[pearl coral]

dis

[small spoke]

💀

is that a real helmet

[pearl coral]

yes??

bro hates awesomesauce

[sick folio]

Why did no one tell me the devs ghost dropped early access 💀

Insane way to do it

[small spoke]

what

[pearl coral]

evil trollir

[small spoke]

I didn't say it was bad 😔

[pearl coral]

why you skullemoji and ask if it real then goober

[severe fulcrum]

What else is skull emoji for

[pearl coral]

right

[small spoke]

Cus it looked kinda funny idk what to tell u

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1310107228430139465/1355014110231920742/caption.gif

[pearl coral]

so you DO think its bad

IDIOT

[gloomy crest]

Piracy

[small spoke]

FUNNY DOESN'T MEAN BAD

[gloomy crest]

Maybe a warning for pilgrims of dangerous paths

[small spoke]

So true king

[severe fulcrum]

But no crossbones

[small spoke]

☠️

[gloomy crest]

My pirate flag bore no crossbones

[pearl coral]

why it funny huh

[small spoke]

no comment

[gloomy crest]

My pirate flag consisted of my common livery as the canton on a black field

[gloomy crest]

Sam how do you feel about the hre

YO WHO NICKNAMED ME

[pearl coral]

👊

[pearl coral]

neat

[gloomy crest]

MCWONDERBEAST!!!!

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-the-simpsons-grandpa-simpson-abe-simpson-bart-simpson-gif-2070751354642371102

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/barry-lyndon-ryan-o'neal-stanley-kubrick-sad-disappointed-gif-13902990047203724636

Does anyone here like beanies

[pearl coral]

me

[gloomy crest]

I love my beanie to hide my horrible hair and protect my head

[small spoke]

🫘? Or the hat kind

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wif-hat-catwifhat-cwif-gif-12781671994646705464

[gloomy crest]

But are beanies supposed to sit tight?

[pearl coral]

generally i think yeah'

around the crown at least

[gloomy crest]

My beanies fits but is just loose enough that I do have to adjust it