#general-catfish-🐱🐟

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spark quartz
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he was about to go ballistic too, he was seething

wind geode
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Sir moai of unc

drowsy finch
red wind
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hehehe I seem to run this game on intel celeron

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gameplay is very ass if I have gore on or if I have a sword or any peice of armour

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but I play on 400p and still enjoy the game

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W

indigo hare
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Literally

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The fuck rali

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Silly head came to your rescue

gloomy crest
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Thank the loafward

drowsy finch
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i caught it right as i sent it

spark quartz
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Timing could not have been worse

drowsy finch
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My new years resolution is to rebind my keys

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Anywho the walk is goingg lovrlsy!!!

spark quartz
drowsy finch
drowsy finch
worldly forge
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That combination of words is damaging

drowsy finch
worldly forge
drowsy finch
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I should bring a comb whenever I walk that route lol

drowsy finch
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I love my hair

drowsy finch
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Its too cold for buhgs rn tho

worldly forge
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Me was born this way

wind geode
drowsy finch
wind geode
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And was thinner

drowsy finch
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I might get affirming care that zapps out the follicles ngl

drowsy finch
small spoke
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wouldn't have to go to the barber so much

wind geode
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I go every 4 weeks, and at that point it's really necessary

drowsy finch
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When I used to cut my hair short, I’d have around two months before it got noticeably longer

drowsy finch
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I love bugs

spark quartz
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He did not like the spider posting 💔

drowsy finch
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I have a foto of a spricket I caught but I think some1 woulf be mad at me

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Here’s a pal I found, he wouldnae let me hold him tho

edgy briar
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sup

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catfish = sea animal 👍 nice

drowsy finch
wind geode
drowsy finch
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I’d always catch’m with catfish bait

spark quartz
wind geode
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Oh

spark quartz
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and a beard

indigo hare
wind geode
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Sorry to hear that

wind geode
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You can't just

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Have a beard and hair, dude...

indigo hare
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I can’t hear you

faint hinge
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Let’s GOOOO

wind geode
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You're supposed to be bald

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Why

spark quartz
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A bald man

drowsy finch
wind geode
indigo hare
spark quartz
wind geode
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Well so do I, but silly is supposed to be bald

indigo hare
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No hair obviously

drowsy finch
spark quartz
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I don't got a lot going for me so I gotta have one redeeming quality

indigo hare
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Bald and beard can look tough as nails. Hair and no beard can look like Youre 12

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I’ll take balding

wind geode
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Dude

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Beard and bald is like

drowsy finch
wind geode
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Really cool

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From a specific age on I mean

spark quartz
indigo hare
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Maybe you rock the bald look

spark quartz
indigo hare
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Lost opportunity

wind geode
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Dang it

spark quartz
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This hypothetical sucks because I have both a beard and hair so fuck yall

drowsy finch
spark quartz
drowsy finch
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Typint with cold thimbs sucks dick holy shit

spark quartz
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I wonder what that message said

wind geode
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Alright bud

spark quartz
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😏

wind geode
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Mr bald and shiny

spark quartz
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ok mr germ and germy

wind geode
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In our hearts you will live on as bald

spark quartz
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that's ok

wind geode
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You rn

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Shit now I look like the loser because I used a wojak in the big 25'

small spoke
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What

wind geode
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Wojak

steel raven
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lol

drowsy finch
wind geode
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The pmo whenever I see them in the comments

mighty mesa
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Bugs are indeed friends.

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I've caught sprickets lol they're so silly

drowsy finch
mighty mesa
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Especially if you chase them for a while. Their legs get tired and they start holding them up in the air and you can catch them.

warm dove
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Any updates on half sword

drowsy finch
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Like it when they jump around

warm dove
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?

mighty mesa
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Silly guys don't realize I'm not trying to hurt them.

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They do need to leave the basement because they will get eaten by all my spider friends.

drowsy finch
mighty mesa
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Since it's cold they aren't around much but every now and again I see a small one coming down from the ceiling.

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I always catch them and put them somewhere if they don't instantly go EWW GROSS and start making their way back up really fast at touching my hand.

obsidian osprey
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huh

jovial ferry
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I lwk had to add onto the humiliation of using a wojack twin

pearl coral
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am i crazy or is ts peak

mighty mesa
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The System?

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What is this, a litrpg?!?!

drowsy finch
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Thats what the beetles I yoink do

mighty mesa
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Eh I just grab'em again or they go on the infinite hand treadmill.

wind geode
pearl coral
pearl coral
wind geode
drowsy finch
wind geode
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I know the one where the jankler is like a reptile

drowsy finch
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Especially spiderss

mighty mesa
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Spiders really do not like hands usually.

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Human skin is gross to them.

indigo hare
drowsy finch
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I usually just nab’m whenever they need evicted

pearl coral
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its right after bane broke batman’s back over his knee

wind geode
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What

pearl coral
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dude goes from a normal batman successor to a maniac

mighty mesa
# drowsy finch Oh, didn’t know that

Yeah they really dislike the feeling. Most will turn around as soon as they touch you. The ones that do crawl on you usually don't like hair either. It messes with them. Also the oils and squishiness of the skin. It's not a normal thing to walk on for them.

pearl coral
wind geode
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Ok

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Sit down for this one

pearl coral
mighty mesa
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Batman really should just kill his enemies.

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Brother just kill bane.

wind geode
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I know the name bane,but I have no idea who that is

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I know he's a character, but I have no image in my head

pearl coral
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his first invention is a gauntlet with knife fingers that he just punches people in the face with

mighty mesa
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Oh damn you right.

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This guy seems well adjusted.

pearl coral
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him as batman is so peak

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he has a bat signal in his chest armor that he uses to freak people out lol

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his suit also develops and gets more violent throughout the series

mighty mesa
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Gotham literally deserves it

drowsy finch
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genuinely nuke gotham

versed bramble
pearl coral
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it was meant to be a deconstruction of batman and the edginess of the 90s

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he goes against everything batman stands for outright saying he hates detective work, letting people die, etc

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so batman comes out of retirement with a still broken back and beats him

steel raven
pearl coral
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it’s intentionally gratuitous and fun while it lasts but it ultimately conveys to the reader that batman’s simpler flaws are what makes him charming

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in the comic i just read he forces a mob boss to be his informant because he doesn’t want to do detective work, then he breaks into his house and notices the guy is sweating so he stands tall and then ducks to make the sniper targeting him to kill the mob boss instead

little talon
versed bramble
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^ don't tell him n don't give him prep time too

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🙏

little talon
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i really want a burger now

wind geode
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The Saturn burger

little talon
pearl coral
wind geode
agile helm
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guess not

little talon
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he got em all

spark quartz
agile helm
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why the fuck did discord remove the gif button

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why do i have to go through the emojis to get to the gifs now

wind geode
little talon
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boiled egg is extra protein

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for the gains

spark quartz
swift carbon
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My new permanent pfp

gloomy crest
spark quartz
gloomy crest
swift carbon
swift carbon
fast nymph
swift carbon
fast nymph
swift carbon
fast nymph
swift carbon
fast nymph
swift carbon
fast nymph
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bangkok

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ok...

spark quartz
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Bad

swift carbon
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☹️

unborn cipher
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it has to be this month right?

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half sword for winter solstice

gloomy crest
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Op, op op op, gangnam style

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EH EH EH EH EH EH

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sturdy parrot
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yo yo to

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yo

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wys

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will it be on console?

gloomy crest
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I'ma. I-I'ma. I'ma. I-I-I'ma mother father gentleman.

wanton portal
sturdy parrot
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did the owner said anything bout the other devices

wanton portal
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nope

autumn laurel
gloomy crest
fast nymph
fast nymph
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dead is chivarly and killed did i

indigo hare
gloomy crest
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you've heard of the song before though right

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it was pretty huge being the sequel to Gangnam Style

acoustic heron
fast nymph
acoustic heron
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that's you

gloomy crest
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ohhh

untold wraith
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Its the first of the month

desert cape
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It's da second

young marsh
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Second

drowsy finch
fast nymph
drowsy finch
desert cape
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TODAY THE GODS VILL DECIDE YOUR FATE!

untold wraith
desert cape
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YOU GOT A NICE HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDERS!!!

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Come on none played Mountain Blade

untold wraith
desert cape
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Sorry lil blud

untold wraith
desert cape
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I means I already post it🫃

surreal vector
indigo hare
untold wraith
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Tell creepguy that

indigo hare
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Creepguy, there are no other time zones but my own. Lying is illegal

wanton portal
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Team Fortress 3, Half Life 3, Left 4 Dead 3, and Source 3

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oh yeah

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its all coming together

indigo hare
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Halfsword 3

gloomy crest
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Minecraft 4

indigo hare
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No Thats 4

gloomy crest
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Oh okay

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4

indigo hare
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I’ll never forgive you for this

wanton portal
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fourgive

gloomy crest
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Or should I say

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Fourllowed your orders

indigo hare
gloomy crest
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Wait that's a different word

gloomy crest
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Mon big bro

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neverminde

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Make my wish come trueueeueeee

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Cuz all I want for Halfswordmasssss is half sworddd

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half swoorddd baayy beh

placid saddle
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yall think itll ever be mp?

pliant rune
wanton portal
wanton portal
gloomy crest
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NEXT

tepid field
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@livid galleon

pliant rune
neat tundra
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I know I'm about to be blown out of the water and made obsolete but I just cant prove it

alpine pine
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I just realized the server icon got changed from the mushroom

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placid saddle
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say u swear

gloomy crest
placid saddle
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so like a split screen or sum?

gloomy crest
placid saddle
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hy

nocturne timber
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legit question, are we getting half sword this year??

lime knoll
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Yeah

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Drops tomorrow

nocturne timber
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if it drops tomorrow ill do some shi

lime knoll
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Trust bro

nocturne timber
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i neeeed it

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i swear my gifs aint working

somber laurel
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🌚

ruby bear
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🌚

jagged citrus
gloomy crest
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Yep

agile helm
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cause if so i deserve it

nocturne timber
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Will do

craggy trail
nocturne timber
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Have faith 🙏

tribal grotto
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get that rock ready

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wheat brook
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My whole year is ruined fuck everything

vocal ginkgo
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is half sword open for everyone to play or just demo?

pearl coral
gloomy crest
hollow tundra
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Will we be able to fight real players/friends in the full release

gusty forge
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im playing dispatch rn

gloomy crest
echo arrow
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Any cooking shows from the 2000s recommendations?

untold wraith
echo arrow
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Thank you

untold wraith
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Anytime

cobalt shoal
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Yo I think there’s something wrong with my game.

quick shard
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I THOUGHT HALF SWORD FINALLY UPADTRED

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😭

coral copper
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Guys, I am joining the conversation for one reason

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ITS BOASTING TIME

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I just played the abyss for my first time ever, beat it first try

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almost to the baron a second time in my first ever run, be proud of me.

gloomy crest
# echo arrow Any cooking shows from the 2000s recommendations?

HANDS DOWN: Mike Colameco's Real Food
The episode formats revolve around BOH and wheeling into homecooking based on the reviewed restaurant's sttle

gloomy crest
# gloomy crest HANDS DOWN: [Mike Colameco's Real Food](https://youtube.com/@mikecolamecosrealfo...

@echo arrow My most favorite and memorable episode out of this show: https://youtu.be/eBjSLPE4nT8

No other NY chef had a greater influence than Chef Rachou in training today's current group of American born chef/restauranteurs. We spent a Saturday afternoon in 2000 reminiscing with Jean Jaques and his pupils. Photographer/Editor Kirk Sohr

For more information, visit http://colameco.com
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▶ Play video
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I just love the amount of classical cookery in this one

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The old fashioned plating is also enjoyable

coral copper
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UM WHAT THE HELL

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I AM FIGHTING 2 BARONS AT ONCE, HELP ME

gloomy crest
coral copper
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yes

gloomy crest
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Normal

coral copper
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Btw, if you couldn't tell, I be appleboiz

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four fest friend, frust

gloomy crest
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I couldn't tell

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Lol

coral copper
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I figured

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anyways, first time playing abyss

gloomy crest
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Lemme fife the foufe

coral copper
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I am totally him

gloomy crest
coral copper
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Oh, ok

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Lwky tho, I am never playing abyss again, it kinda sucks:)

lost burrow
lost burrow
coral copper
gloomy crest
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Unforfunafe*

coral copper
gloomy crest
coral copper
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huh, idk

gloomy crest
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Weird

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What weapon do you poffeff?

coral copper
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I am using a sword rn, maces/hammers won't work because of their shield things. Axes are just gonna be slightly worse

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I might just give up, I have been figting the same 2 enemies for 20 minutes-_-

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I'm kinda getting convinced that the game wants me to lose, I have stabbed them in the armpits and back of the knee, but they won't slow down, let alone stop

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This is getting really annoying, I'ma just leave it tbh.

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12850 score, good for first time playing ig

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see ya, have a good night everyone

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wintry ingot
gloomy crest
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I wish the old textures were more accessible lol

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And the old geometric terrain

wintry ingot
lime harness
pseudo star
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Early Access tomorrow :)

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stone sedge
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Thanks, Willie

royal ice
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Love you, Willie

last whale
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Shut up, Willie

hybrid granite
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Why is the command /mommy tho

gloomy crest
spiral mango
cosmic wasp
hybrid granite
idle crest
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60mph speed limit boys.

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This was the road back from my ex partner's place is like.

coarse token
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General "catfish"

forest falcon
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got optic fiber internet

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now

umbral bough
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fiber optic is not bad to have

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symmetrical up and down is a good bonus for clip spamming high res stuff

lime harness
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stiff falcon
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when game released

tribal grotto
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never

hybrid granite
stiff falcon
wintry ingot
spiral mango
wintry ingot
wanton portal
forest falcon
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rgeorgnme

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my head hurts

wintry ingot
versed scroll
wicked mural
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$k1b1di

forest falcon
wintry ingot
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i do need some element ideas tho

forest falcon
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what elements do you have

wintry ingot
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Bluxium ,
Vitalith ,
Cobaltis ,
Oxilite ,
Rubium ,
Angelica ,
Ignis ,
Dioda ,
Etherium ,
Pox ,
Bunit

that's all i can remember but there's more

idle crest
wanton portal
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in your headd

idle crest
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Cranberries are like Oasis, you ask people what their favourite oasis song is and if they have a favourite oasis song you block them

idle crest
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Fucking terrible

wanton portal
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their one hit wonder "wonderwall" sounds nice though

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whats wrong about it

lime harness
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I got pinged

lime harness
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wut happened

wanton portal
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idk

livid galleon
livid galleon
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Lmao

small spoke
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Are there new voice lines in the demo or is the two new voice actors for early access

small spoke
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Early Access then

livid galleon
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I hope you guys will enjoy my voice tho :)

neat tundra
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Im pretty sure Im counting more than 2 new voice actors as well.

small spoke
#

I've only seen two so far

lime harness
livid galleon
sick oar
#

yoooo guys didnt we gwt any news about the release date? i cant wait for it to come out and ig it should be this month

small spoke
sick oar
#

heeell yeah

neat tundra
#

There's Jessy, the other guy who was good with middle English and now morlord is here

livid galleon
small spoke
#

Four voice actors?

livid galleon
#

Nvm I don’t have rights to change my name XD

neat tundra
#

Who knows how many there are now, I wish I could check how many people have a certain role.
This would make it so much easier to keep track of this.

wintry ingot
small spoke
wintry ingot
#

no offense ofc

small spoke
#

Like I think a week ago or a couple of days ago

small spoke
wanton portal
#

3 voice types

small spoke
small spoke
livid galleon
wintry ingot
small spoke
wintry ingot
wanton portal
neat tundra
#

Bruh

wintry ingot
#

breaking willie

idle crest
# wanton portal whats wrong about it

Song itself is just a basic anthem song likely engineered for pub karaoke machines.
Bastard singer can't even sing in the English language in a way that doesn't make him even more punchable than he already is.
He's just one of those overly pretentious English singers who just drones on in his songs, gets treated like the second coming of christ but can't even shave his monobrow.

neat tundra
#

Jessy would sigh very loudly if he was here right now

wintry ingot
small spoke
#

Why would jessie Pinkman sigh VERY loudly?

neat tundra
#

Very

wanton portal
livid galleon
#

I gtg. Have a nice day fellas

forest falcon
#

= more agonizing screams?

livid galleon
forest falcon
#

no

idle crest
forest falcon
#

i know a guy who does but he went insane and quit it I think

livid galleon
#

Understandable.

#

Most Mordhau players are insane

small spoke
#

Tried playing mordhau

#

It's not a very pleasant experience on console

wintry ingot
idle crest
ember moat
#

💔

forest falcon
#

Don't

livid galleon
wintry ingot
small spoke
idle crest
livid galleon
forest falcon
small spoke
wintry ingot
idle crest
#

To be good at mordhau you have to play the game in a way that absolutely sucks ass

livid galleon
forest falcon
#

the guy who went insane playing mordhau is polish too

small spoke
idle crest
wintry ingot
livid galleon
small spoke
#

I have no clue what that is

#

So I'm guessing

#

No

#

😭

livid galleon
#

Oof

#

That’s where all the fun is

small spoke
livid galleon
small spoke
#

bruh 💔

small spoke
#

Mordhau sounds so shit on console

#

Chivalry 2 is okay but it's sweaty asf

wintry ingot
idle crest
#

Halfsword is genuinely the first medieval combat game I've played that i think is any good.

In terms of historical accuracy halfsword is not the best, because not a single other game even attempts to be historical in the slightest do in terms of accuracy halfsword is just "the game".

livid galleon
wintry ingot
livid galleon
#

Most bad players left and only sweats remain

wintry ingot
#

and thats what i love about it

small spoke
idle crest
wintry ingot
forest falcon
#

I got some funny kills yesterday when my internet went down

small spoke
idle crest
#

Halfsword and kingdom come have gotta be the only two videogames that actually attempt to be accurate

livid galleon
small spoke
small spoke
idle crest
#

No the whole blunt force thing

small spoke
small spoke
idle crest
# small spoke how so?

Colossal misconception about how effective blunt force is against rigid armour.

Swords are considerably more useful given that unlike most weapons, they can be stabbed into gaps like through a visor.

forest falcon
#

uh

small spoke
idle crest
#

Blunt force would do basically no damage to well made armour

forest falcon
idle crest
#

If you ever see people testing maces and things against bits of armour it's always some breastplate or helmet that's been pressed by a machine out of a thin sheet of mild steel.

forest falcon
#

it would still ring

umbral bough
#

still flesh under the metal

#

mankind loves to find ways to hurt itself, then protect itself from the hurting, then hurt itself through the protection

idle crest
idle crest
forest falcon
#

i didn't say anything though

small spoke
#

I can understand why well built armor can withstand attacks like that but would it not still injury the flesh behind it?

idle crest
#

At most it's highly dependent

#

The only reason the head is vulnerable is because of the spine

#

Even through mild steel of any decent thickness you're probably nut going to hurt someone

#

Steel is very very good at absorbing energy.

forest falcon
#

can we get a helmet built like a bell

#

i want to ring when getting hit in the head

small spoke
idle crest
#

One thing to mention is that high quality armour, being made of high carbon steel, is superior to mild steel, most people to take this to mean that mild steel is terrible as armour but as long as its like, at least 1.7mm thick or more then it's probably as effective as armour as you think high carbon steel is.

forest falcon
#

i just saw an article of a cow getting hit by a train in india and getting flung onto a man who was pissing on the train tracks resulting in the death of said man

idle crest
#

Would have thought the cow would explode

#

Large animals usually stop existing in a solid form very shortly after being hit by something like that

small spoke
forest falcon
#

I am not sure

#

someone sent it in one of the servers i'm in

#

and I lost the message

kind panther
#

what is the lore behind the mushroom?

forest falcon
#

Willie

kind panther
#

Willie what

forest falcon
#

is a fungus

#

that's the lore

kind panther
#

Willies fungi?

small spoke
#

Not canon just a joke theory that got popular in the server

forest falcon
#

we made Willie

wanton portal
#

we have the technology

kind panther
#

I think willie is a clanker

forest falcon
#

there was also a hidden bit of lore about willie but we can't talk about it anymore

kind panther
#

release the willie list

kind panther
#

ewilly

small spoke
#

That makes so much sense

forest falcon
#

hidden lore

shrewd carbon
#

or spores or whatever

forest falcon
#

no it's the consumption of substances

shrewd carbon
#

so your saying willie is secretly a drug addict

near iris
#

Russian war military music goes hard

tepid field
#

Liver, I barely know her.

atomic mistBOT
#
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stone sedge
dreamy mangoBOT
#

Flibber de’gibbet!

stone sedge
#

Thanks, Willie

#

I can always count on you

warm pebble
#

@dreamy mango why insult us you cuckold

dreamy mangoBOT
#

Bufoon!

lime knoll
#

Willie, what that thang do?

dreamy mangoBOT
lime knoll
#

Ok silly

spark quartz
#

hi bam

lime knoll
#

HI SILLY

spark quartz
#

HI BAM

lime knoll
#

HI

spark quartz
lime knoll
#

MCPICKLE POUNDER

spark quartz
wanton portal
#

I always see them ontop of cartoon sandwiches

#

but I never had one

spark quartz
#

They are gross

shrewd carbon
#

i have have tried olives many times each time i couldnt stop myself from gagging i want to like them

lime knoll
keen fog
#

olive racism

lunar stream
#

the manly urge to make a charcuterie board is strong right now

knotty kiln
#

its so soon

knotty kiln
# lime knoll

i remember hearing the creator of this video had allegations or something

lime knoll
#

I just saw it on instagram

wintry ingot
spark quartz
wintry ingot
spark quartz
#

i keep forgetting you're like 14

wintry ingot
spark quartz
#

bro you were like 6 when I graduated highschool

wintry ingot
spark quartz
#

27 💔

wintry ingot
#

like 28

spark quartz
#

soon to be 28 in three months

wintry ingot
#

how long till your bday

#

noted

shrewd carbon
wintry ingot
#

i will wish you a happy bird day at march

spark quartz
wintry ingot
spark quartz
wintry ingot
shrewd carbon
wintry ingot
shrewd carbon
#

i see

#

also your game looks quite fun

wintry ingot
#

i know a guy for everything

#

just like that one pawn shop series

shrewd carbon
#

interesting

wintry ingot
shrewd carbon
wintry ingot
knotty kiln
wintry ingot
knotty kiln
#

thus my game yall

shrewd carbon
wintry ingot
knotty kiln
wintry ingot
#

i'm envious honestly

knotty kiln
#

dont be

#

your project is talent too

#

Im lowkey in the middle of alegebra so i dont have good clips

spark quartz
#

I think only easter and I are uncs

atomic mistBOT
#
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stone sedge
spark quartz
stone sedge
#

God damn lily pad

spark quartz
wanton portal
kind panther
#

Why is willy so fun to beat?

dusk bluff
#

Goood afternoon all

forest falcon
kind panther
forest falcon
#

no

kind panther
#

why do I enjoy breaking willys neck in one punch

#

why is it so fun?

dusk bluff
#

All good questions

forest falcon
spark quartz
forest falcon
#

horrendous cable management .

swift carbon
forest falcon
#

fluffy idiot.

spark quartz
drowsy finch
spark quartz
drowsy finch
forest falcon
spark quartz
forest falcon
#

delihacy

drowsy finch
spark quartz
#

hey rali say fah

drowsy finch
drowsy finch
stone spade
#

like all cheese????????

spark quartz
drowsy finch
#

Nasty texture nasty taste

spark quartz
#

shizton is here guys fund over

forest falcon
last whale
stone spade
spark quartz
#

YOU SMELLY

last whale
forest falcon
#

cheese is goop

drowsy finch
spark quartz
#

I can agree with that

stone spade
last whale
#

You WILL DIE BEFORE IT EVEN RELEASES, UNC

drowsy finch
spark quartz
drowsy finch
#

Like just having cheese on it’s own isn’t a good time

stone spade
spark quartz
stone spade
#

okay but a mozzarella stick is literally just a melted fried stick of cheese

drowsy finch
spark quartz
stone spade
#

and it tastes great

stone spade
#

what about grilled cheese

spark quartz
stone spade
#

it's literally just cheese and bread and it's amazing

last whale
spark quartz
#

like cheese on its own is mid but cheese with things is great

drowsy finch
stone spade
#

what could that POSSIBLY mean

soft star
#

clock is ticking devs 😈 q4 is almost over

drowsy finch
stone spade
#

sandwich is such a vague term what the fuck does that mean you don't eat sandwiches

spark quartz
last whale
#

This is the saddest day of my life

indigo hare
spark quartz
stone spade
#

SOMEONE WITH COMMON FUCKING SENSE

last whale
drowsy finch
spark quartz
#

CHEESE ON ITS OWN IS MID WHEN ITS COMBINED WITH SOMETHING ITS PEAK

stone spade
drowsy finch
spark quartz
#

you fucking Skyrim npcs eating blocks of cheese with bread like fucking PEASANTS

drowsy finch
spark quartz
#

Where do you guys live fucking RIVERWOOD

stone spade
forest falcon
#

the headphone moses split

spark quartz
#

Clearly none of you get to the cloud district DO YOU

drowsy finch
forest falcon
#

I work at the sawmill

#

day in day out

stone spade
#

ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU HAVE TO RIP IT APART HALF THE TIME OFF IT'S CORPSE

last whale
drowsy finch
spark quartz
drowsy finch
#

Go back to riften you gutter rats

stone spade
spark quartz
stone spade
forest falcon
last whale
#

Pizza fucking sucks and people who eat it are uncultured CAVEMEN

drowsy finch
stone spade
#

the wealthy ones were the ones eating bread and cheeses

stone spade
#

YOU'RE the peasant not me

drowsy finch
spark quartz
#

shizzy say sike rn

last whale
forest falcon
stone spade
last whale
drowsy finch
stone spade
last whale
#

AND MILK

stone spade
#

this is the worst food argument I've ever heard-

stone spade
drowsy finch
stone spade
#

DOES BRO SIT IN A ROOM AND EAT NUTRIENT PELLETS????

last whale
#

IT'S ALL MID

drowsy finch
drowsy finch
forest falcon
stone spade
drowsy finch
spark quartz
last whale
stone spade
spark quartz
#

all in favor of banning shizton for having bad takes say aye

stone spade
#

I hate having to rip apart a crab from the outside just to get a meager amount of meat

drowsy finch
spark quartz
forest falcon
#

like a straw

stone spade
drowsy finch
drowsy finch
stone spade
#

i just wanna fucking eat it not play a quicktime event minigame

stone spade
stone spade
#

I AM NOT HAVUNG FUN IM LOSING MY APPETITE

drowsy finch
stone spade
drowsy finch
forest falcon
#

ts you?

last whale
drowsy finch
last whale
#

What the fuck

spark quartz
#

crabs

#

lobster

#

shrimp

drowsy finch
spark quartz
#

isopods

drowsy finch
stone spade
#

it's ridiculously tedious

drowsy finch
last whale
spark quartz
#

sand

drowsy finch
#

Like five seconds max if you actually have the tools

forest falcon
#

I love how humans are building fucking gundams out of crustaceans

stone spade
spark quartz
#

we should start eating ocean sand

stone spade
drowsy finch
spark quartz
#

many minerals

stone spade
#

1984

drowsy finch
#

Just bring a nut cracker and a scooper and it’s so fucking easy to do

drowsy finch
#

Shrimp boiled in tom yom is peak btw

#

Or whatever they do to hibachi shrimp

spark quartz
#

tf is tom yom

drowsy finch
#

Thats delicious

stone spade
drowsy finch
stone spade
#

shrimp is good, tails
are also annoying

last whale
stone spade
#

but when they come without them they're nice

spark quartz
drowsy finch
spark quartz
#

shiztons favorite food is baby formula

drowsy finch
stone spade
spark quartz
stone spade
#

me when the cow tries telling me how good GRASS tastes

drowsy finch
last whale
drowsy finch
spark quartz
spark quartz
#

*snowpiercer

drowsy finch
drowsy finch
#

Seriously tho crab is fucking delicious

spark quartz
#

crab is aight

drowsy finch
#

Get it in clusters instead of full crabs if u want a faster time w/out dealing with organs

spark quartz
#

i prefer crab with other things tbh like pasta or pizza

stone spade
#

it's fucking FINE but man I just hate ripping apart my food like a CAVEMAN

spark quartz
#

shrimp on pizza is fire

stone spade
#

FUCK I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR WORK

spark quartz
drowsy finch
drowsy finch
stone spade
drowsy finch
drowsy finch
stone spade
drowsy finch
#

The hammer only comesout in TANDEM with a different tool LIKE A CHISLE

stone spade
#

😭

#

god damn food archeologist

drowsy finch
stone spade
#

this is ridiculous

drowsy finch
last whale
drowsy finch
#

Those crabs are delicious, and dipping them in like, garlic butter and oldbay is peak

stone spade
#

it should come to you on your plate ready to eat i don't want A GOD DAMN STARTER PACK MINI EXCAVATOR CHALLENGE TO EAT MEAT THAT'S JUST OKAY

drowsy finch
drowsy finch
forest falcon
#

crab meat is kinda mid ngl

last whale
drowsy finch
wanton portal
forest falcon
drowsy finch
#

And Alaska

wanton portal
#

oh ok

#

theres two states called the same thing?

drowsy finch
drowsy finch
drowsy finch
#

Lobster < Crabs

wanton portal
#

over states being called crabs

rigid grove
#

yo