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I explained it to easter dw rali
he was about to go ballistic too, he was seething
Sir moai of unc
Thank the hlord 😭
hehehe I seem to run this game on intel celeron
gameplay is very ass if I have gore on or if I have a sword or any peice of armour
but I play on 400p and still enjoy the game
W
I said
Literally
The fuck rali
Silly head came to your rescue
Thank the loafward
I’ve never had a worse, most LEAST fortunate misclick of my life </3
i caught it right as i sent it
Legit right after you were telling me that too
Timing could not have been worse
Thats the whole reason I told you dawg 😭
My new years resolution is to rebind my keys
Anywho the walk is goingg lovrlsy!!!
I hope a wasp gets really close to you but doesnt do anything and just sort of hovers around you and stuff
I like it when they do that :) bug freiends!!
The real thing to watch out for is baby spiders air dropping from these trees to ur hair
Hwat
That combination of words is damaging
Its happened to me a few times
I'm sorry for the loss of your hair
I should bring a comb whenever I walk that route lol
Naurr I keep it :D
I love my hair
Honestly how I feel in spring/summer
Its too cold for buhgs rn tho
I wish my hair wouldn't grow so fast
I wish my facial wouldn’t grow so fast
And was thinner
I might get affirming care that zapps out the follicles ngl
Your hair sounds lovely 2 me!! We shud zrade
So true king
wouldn't have to go to the barber so much
I go every 4 weeks, and at that point it's really necessary
When I used to cut my hair short, I’d have around two months before it got noticeably longer
Never go bug 4 bug with me, I always win !!!
I love bugs
I got warned by sam one time for posting spiders
He did not like the spider posting 💔
Thats total glorpshityo
I have a foto of a spricket I caught but I think some1 woulf be mad at me
Here’s a pal I found, he wouldnae let me hold him tho
So true!!
Acting like you have hair
I’d always catch’m with catfish bait
I have hair 😭
Oh
and a beard
Absolutely deserved it
Sorry to hear that
I can’t hear you
Let’s GOOOO
Would u rather have no hair or no beard
Idk
Damn..I also have hair and a beard..
No beard
Well so do I, but silly is supposed to be bald
No hair obviously
Ahahaasame !!! !!!! 
I don't got a lot going for me so I gotta have one redeeming quality
Bald and beard can look tough as nails. Hair and no beard can look like Youre 12
I’ll take balding
You’d look like john lumber jack
not on me gang 😭
You’ve never seen how you’d look
Maybe you rock the bald look
And its staying that way
Lost opportunity
This hypothetical sucks because I have both a beard and hair so fuck yall
U should shave your hair in solidarity with easter who is baled
easter isnt bald hes balding which is far more embarrassing
Idk how someone would rock the balding look unless they were REALLY COOL
Typint with cold thimbs sucks dick holy shit
I wonder what that message said
Alright bud
😏
Mr bald and shiny
ok mr germ and germy
In our hearts you will live on as bald
that's ok
What
Wojak
I hate these freaks
lol
The pmo whenever I see them in the comments
Riiighht??? Don’t they look like little funnies
Especially if you chase them for a while. Their legs get tired and they start holding them up in the air and you can catch them.
Any updates on half sword
Like it when they jump around
?
Silly guys don't realize I'm not trying to hurt them.
They do need to leave the basement because they will get eaten by all my spider friends.
I usually catch’m before hand, but mostly cuz I find them in the storage closet
Since it's cold they aren't around much but every now and again I see a small one coming down from the ceiling.
I always catch them and put them somewhere if they don't instantly go EWW GROSS and start making their way back up really fast at touching my hand.
huh
am i crazy or is ts peak
Mm hate it when they crawl up the arm
Thats what the beetles I yoink do
Eh I just grab'em again or they go on the infinite hand treadmill.
Looks like If the jerker and batman had a kid
the brainwashing he underwent from the order of saint dumas
it’s knightfall batman
I don't get all the alternative realities
Infinite hand hell for the fast little ones is reallytech
I know the one where the jankler is like a reptile
Especially spiderss
Well thank god cause theyre gross to my human skin
Oh, didn’t know that
I usually just nab’m whenever they need evicted
it’s not
its right after bane broke batman’s back over his knee
What
dude goes from a normal batman successor to a maniac
Yeah they really dislike the feeling. Most will turn around as soon as they touch you. The ones that do crawl on you usually don't like hair either. It messes with them. Also the oils and squishiness of the skin. It's not a normal thing to walk on for them.
that’s like bane’s whole legacy lol
I know the name bane,but I have no idea who that is
I know he's a character, but I have no image in my head
jean-paul valley batman just straight up shoots people to death lmao
his first invention is a gauntlet with knife fingers that he just punches people in the face with
him as batman is so peak
he has a bat signal in his chest armor that he uses to freak people out lol
his suit also develops and gets more violent throughout the series
Gotham literally deserves it
genuinely nuke gotham
is this even batman anymore
that’s kind of the point
it was meant to be a deconstruction of batman and the edginess of the 90s
he goes against everything batman stands for outright saying he hates detective work, letting people die, etc
so batman comes out of retirement with a still broken back and beats him
no
it’s intentionally gratuitous and fun while it lasts but it ultimately conveys to the reader that batman’s simpler flaws are what makes him charming
in the comic i just read he forces a mob boss to be his informant because he doesn’t want to do detective work, then he breaks into his house and notices the guy is sweating so he stands tall and then ducks to make the sniper targeting him to kill the mob boss instead
holy shit nuke gotham
^ don't tell him n don't give him prep time too
🙏
The Saturn burger
mf Saturn burger

i don’t think he even cares about prep time bro he just beats the shit out of people for the love of the game 
No gif for the boiled egg and pickle pounder
is there one for the pickle pounder
guess not
And the boiled egg?
I don't member the boiled egg one
why the fuck did discord remove the gif button
why do i have to go through the emojis to get to the gifs now
TikTok
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My new permanent pfp
I prepared all those burgers btw
ok
LOL
Ok
ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
ko
Ok
yok
Ok
Oppa gangnam style
Bad
☹️
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I'ma. I-I'ma. I'ma. I-I-I'ma mother father gentleman.
probably
did the owner said anything bout the other devices
nope
What?
he said
I recited an excerpt from Psy's 2013 single "Gentleman"
Music video by Psy performing Gentleman.© 2013 Schoolboy/Universal Republic Records, a division of UMG Recordings, Inc.
the song is a government psy-op to make us gentlemen
lol
dead is chivarly and killed did i
I thought you were announcing you were pregnant
LMFAOOOOOO
you've heard of the song before though right
it was pretty huge being the sequel to Gangnam Style
that's why they call you liggy mcgingus
who is Liggy McGingus?
that's you
ohhh
Its the first of the month
It's da second
Second
no thats mordhau
mordhau is in fact not dead
But i said it is :(
TODAY THE GODS VILL DECIDE YOUR FATE!
Time zones bubba
Your time zone means you can't post this anymore
I means I already post it🫃
Kinda advert you see for a carton back in 07
creatur
There are literally no other time zones but my own. Lying is illegal.
Tell creepguy that
Creepguy, there are no other time zones but my own. Lying is illegal
Team Fortress 3, Half Life 3, Left 4 Dead 3, and Source 3
oh yeah
its all coming together
Halfsword 3
Minecraft 4
No Thats 4
I’ll never forgive you for this
I followed your orders
Or should I say
Fourllowed your orders
You are very clever and smart
Wait that's a different word
What about me brotha
Mon big bro
neverminde
Make my wish come trueueeueeee
Cuz all I want for Halfswordmasssss is half sworddd
half swoorddd baayy beh
yall think itll ever be mp?
And deadlock 2 is in development
yes
is this deadlock 2
@livid galleon
Yes
I know I'm about to be blown out of the water and made obsolete but I just cant prove it
I just realized the server icon got changed from the mushroom
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HS Early Access to feature local multiplayer via Steam Remote Play, Parsec. That's confirmed.
thats fire tho
so like a split screen or sum?
Probably
hy
"it's my first time"
Ehat thr heck
legit question, are we getting half sword this year??
if it drops tomorrow ill do some shi
Trust bro
🌚
🌚
you gotta interact more to unlock perms
Yep
i wonder if there’s anything above level 3
cause if so i deserve it
If it doesn’t drop tomorrow, crush your balls with a rock
Will do
Better get to crushing
Have faith 🙏
get that rock ready
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My whole year is ruined fuck everything
is half sword open for everyone to play or just demo?
why
it’s a demo that is open for everyone to play
The separate upcoming early access, which precedes the official release, will be paid and less expensive than release
Will we be able to fight real players/friends in the full release
im playing dispatch rn
Any cooking shows from the 2000s recommendations?
The smurfs
Thank you
Anytime
Yo I think there’s something wrong with my game.
WHY DID YO @ ME
I THOUGHT HALF SWORD FINALLY UPADTRED
😭
Guys, I am joining the conversation for one reason
ITS BOASTING TIME
I just played the abyss for my first time ever, beat it first try
almost to the baron a second time in my first ever run, be proud of me.
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@echo arrow My most favorite and memorable episode out of this show: https://youtu.be/eBjSLPE4nT8
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I just love the amount of classical cookery in this one
The old fashioned plating is also enjoyable
Where? Abyss?
yes
Normal
Lemme fife the foufe
I am totally him
FYI: The extra spawn when your character's at the fence was a fix for an older bug when bosses sometimes didn't spawn
who getting the best head?
chopped
Now I got 2 barons and a knight boss, annoying-_-
Unforfunfafe
Unforfunafe*
Killed the knight, these barons won't die tho
Whaered fhe knight come from
huh, idk
I am using a sword rn, maces/hammers won't work because of their shield things. Axes are just gonna be slightly worse
I might just give up, I have been figting the same 2 enemies for 20 minutes-_-
I'm kinda getting convinced that the game wants me to lose, I have stabbed them in the armpits and back of the knee, but they won't slow down, let alone stop
This is getting really annoying, I'ma just leave it tbh.
12850 score, good for first time playing ig
see ya, have a good night everyone
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chat new soundtrack for my game alert
33 players active on it right now,
still one of my favorite games
I think it's where I got my love for desert environments
that or BF3,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDMir7v8esM
More Battle Fans = Better Walkers
You So Zany by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
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#LastOasis #Walkers #Survival
Early Access tomorrow :)
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Thanks, Willie
Love you, Willie
Shut up, Willie
Why is the command /mommy tho
Because it makes sense

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when game released
never
No
no
now

скоро
@wanton portal

$k1b1di
liquid enriched uranium
nope , vitalit 
i do need some element ideas tho
what elements do you have
Bluxium ,
Vitalith ,
Cobaltis ,
Oxilite ,
Rubium ,
Angelica ,
Ignis ,
Dioda ,
Etherium ,
Pox ,
Bunit
that's all i can remember but there's more
Worst song I've ever heard in life
Cranberries are like Oasis, you ask people what their favourite oasis song is and if they have a favourite oasis song you block them
Is Oasis that bad
Fucking terrible
I got pinged
watermark
wut happened
idk
Mb Gif didn’t load
Lmao
Are there new voice lines in the demo or is the two new voice actors for early access
Nothing new in the demo.
Early Access then
I hope you guys will enjoy my voice tho :)
Im pretty sure Im counting more than 2 new voice actors as well.
Theres more?
I've only seen two so far
ah oki
ima go back to building a dieselpunk bomber :3
Have fun :)
yoooo guys didnt we gwt any news about the release date? i cant wait for it to come out and ig it should be this month
Its releasing this month for sure unless it's delayed no new updates on release that I know of
heeell yeah
There's Jessy, the other guy who was good with middle English and now morlord is here
Just call me Leander. I’ll rename myself real quick
Four voice actors?
Nvm I don’t have rights to change my name XD
Who knows how many there are now, I wish I could check how many people have a certain role.
This would make it so much easier to keep track of this.
since when are you here sir
I have nickname perms but you don't
no offense ofc
They were hire recently iirc
Like I think a week ago or a couple of days ago
You can but I believe you would need perms to do that
I'm guessing unless we get a campaign
you guys are just voice options for character customization
3 voice types
Maybe variety for enemy types too
Four I think
Been here awhile. Just wasn’t officially/openly recognized
welcome to the team then 👏
Kepon and jessy then the other guy that idk the name of and morlord
the only voice actor i recognize is @neat tundra
😔
Jessy
we need to voice Willie Jessy
Bruh
Jessy
we need to cook jessy
breaking willie
Song itself is just a basic anthem song likely engineered for pub karaoke machines.
Bastard singer can't even sing in the English language in a way that doesn't make him even more punchable than he already is.
He's just one of those overly pretentious English singers who just drones on in his songs, gets treated like the second coming of christ but can't even shave his monobrow.
Jessy would sigh very loudly if he was here right now
Fr
how loudly
Why would jessie Pinkman sigh VERY loudly?
Very
off topic but
what do you think of good charlottes "the anthem"
I gtg. Have a nice day fellas
new voice actors
= more agonizing screams?

ZAMN
Do you play Mordhau? I remember I guy with your name
no
Sounds like greenday to me, would sound very fitting as the opening song to Johnny test.
i know a guy who does but he went insane and quit it I think
i wish i could play it , being broke sucks
Don't worry, it's not a very pleasant experience on pc either.
💔
Don't
Maybe it’ll go on sale on Christmas. Should be pretty cheap
i'm still broke
I mean probably but the direction thing is very annoying on console
It's just annoying in general
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you'll get these on your steam profile .
Have a huge problem with it in mordhau no problem with chivalry 2
i'm a minor
To be good at mordhau you have to play the game in a way that absolutely sucks ass
funny thing is i am polish
Well that’s unfortunate
the guy who went insane playing mordhau is polish too
may want to phrase that differently
Chivalry 2 is better than mordhau for sure
i mean you can always get me a christmas gift , buddy ;)
Yeah it’s very unfair. And you don’t get community servers right?
Community what???
I have no clue what that is
So I'm guessing
No
😭
I've seen clips of dwarfs in clown customs with light sabers and that was probably in community servers 💔
Yeah modded community servers. There is also a Lord of the rings horde mode
bruh 💔
only in mordhau
it sounds like a fever dream
Halfsword is genuinely the first medieval combat game I've played that i think is any good.
In terms of historical accuracy halfsword is not the best, because not a single other game even attempts to be historical in the slightest do in terms of accuracy halfsword is just "the game".
Mordhau dueling servers are also sweaty as hell.
it's hard and it's not even trying to hide it
Most bad players left and only sweats remain
and thats what i love about it
i think kcd1(not the sequel imo though) semi got it right but not to the point of halfsword
To be fair, I haven't played kingdom come and I completely forgot about it
knowing i'm better than someone fuels my morale
I got some funny kills yesterday when my internet went down
Swords are useless against armor and you have to use blunt force. Weapons
When you have armor you're almost invincible
Multi combat is sorta hard (mostly bc it's kinda buggy though)
Halfsword and kingdom come have gotta be the only two videogames that actually attempt to be accurate
Yea
The sequel though
Or get a dagger through the gaps
Yikes
True
it sounds hard but it's not that hard
nic no 🙁
No the whole blunt force thing
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how so?
literally this clip is proof #general-catfish-🐱🐟 message
Colossal misconception about how effective blunt force is against rigid armour.
Swords are considerably more useful given that unlike most weapons, they can be stabbed into gaps like through a visor.
That'd be impossible for the combat in kcd1 so they didn't do that
blunt force does seem like it does a lot more damage than it should to armor
Blunt force would do basically no damage to well made armour
put a bucket on your head and smash it with a hammer
If you ever see people testing maces and things against bits of armour it's always some breastplate or helmet that's been pressed by a machine out of a thin sheet of mild steel.
it would still ring
still flesh under the metal
mankind loves to find ways to hurt itself, then protect itself from the hurting, then hurt itself through the protection
I've put a medieval helmet on my head and been smashed by many things, no it doesn't really ring that much, and even when it does like from arrows it doesn't hurt.
But of course people on the Internet always have a better understanding of blunt force through armour than the people who actually have armour and test that stuff on themselves.
I can understand why well built armor can withstand attacks like that but would it not still injury the flesh behind it?
At most it's highly dependent
The only reason the head is vulnerable is because of the spine
Even through mild steel of any decent thickness you're probably nut going to hurt someone
Steel is very very good at absorbing energy.
I think I'll stick with a bucket as my helmet and suffer the consequences later
One thing to mention is that high quality armour, being made of high carbon steel, is superior to mild steel, most people to take this to mean that mild steel is terrible as armour but as long as its like, at least 1.7mm thick or more then it's probably as effective as armour as you think high carbon steel is.
i just saw an article of a cow getting hit by a train in india and getting flung onto a man who was pissing on the train tracks resulting in the death of said man
Would have thought the cow would explode
Large animals usually stop existing in a solid form very shortly after being hit by something like that
Wasn't this like 5 years ago lmao
I am not sure
someone sent it in one of the servers i'm in
and I lost the message
what is the lore behind the mushroom?
Willie
Willie what
Willies fungi?
the pins explain it
Not canon just a joke theory that got popular in the server
we made Willie
I think willie is a clanker
there was also a hidden bit of lore about willie but we can't talk about it anymore
release the willie list
What
ewilly
That makes so much sense
hidden lore
is it the mushroom
or spores or whatever
so your saying willie is secretly a drug addict
Russian war military music goes hard
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Willie when can I buy your game
Flibber de’gibbet!
@dreamy mango why insult us you cuckold
Bufoon!
Willie, what that thang do?
Wretch!
Ok silly
hi bam
HI SILLY
HI BAM
HI
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I wonder what olives tastes like
I always see them ontop of cartoon sandwiches
but I never had one
Idk i never tried one
They are gross
i have have tried olives many times each time i couldnt stop myself from gagging i want to like them
only black olives are good
olive racism
the manly urge to make a charcuterie board is strong right now
its so soon
i remember hearing the creator of this video had allegations or something
I just saw it on instagram
roblox
roblox
i keep forgetting you're like 14
16
bro you were like 6 when I graduated highschool
and how old are you now again
27 💔
like 28
soon to be 28 in three months
i was expecting 20 at most
i will wish you a happy bird day at march
February but thanks

I wish I miss youth
in 2 years i'll be the youngest mod in the mod team
do you have to be 18 to join hs mod team?
yes
thanks , i get lots of help working on it
i know a guy for everything
just like that one pawn shop series
also , some original soundtrack 
this is really nice
@heady mulch better take notes
why are all the mods Uncs
i'd be glad if you tried it once it's finished
thus my game yall
i would love to
wonderful 
dont be
your project is talent too
Im lowkey in the middle of alegebra so i dont have good clips
Most of us aren't tbh
I think only easter and I are uncs
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Every time I see this I have to watch it like 10 times
it is indeed peak
God damn lily pad
Saturn burger
plants vs zombies lily pad
Why is willy so fun to beat?
Goood afternoon all
think
am I a psychopath?
no
All good questions
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Better than mine
Cheese
Why the gair
why not
Cheese is alreadx nasty wiuthouth it
gairy gheese
rali trying not to hate popular things challenge impossible 💔
delihacy
SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUR MOUTH
hey rali say fah
I do not hate popular things !!
Cheese is ssHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP
you hate cheese????
like all cheese????????
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN
Yess that shits nasty
Nasty texture nasty taste
I LOVE THIS VIDEO
shizton is here guys fund over
nuh uh
Wtf
parmesan, cheddar, provolone, white cheddar, ALL OF IT???
FRICK YOU, I'M DELAYING THE HALF SWORD EA RELEASE
cheese is goop
I mean, if it’s melted and cooked into something it’s passable, but standalone cheese is disgusting
😠
you know what
I can agree with that
there is no world I do not find this the most revolting opinion ever
Thank youuuu
time to announce to the entire server that halfsword will be canceled because of Shizton and provide your address
Like just having cheese on it’s own isn’t a good time
are you telling me if I offered you a mozzarella stick you'd say no?
I mean motzy sticks are great but a motzy block of cheese? Nah
okay but a mozzarella stick is literally just a melted fried stick of cheese
I probably would, I’m neutral on those
You will be ripped to shreds
and it tastes great
what about grilled cheese
yeah but its more than just cheese ya know
it's literally just cheese and bread and it's amazing
Mid
like cheese on its own is mid but cheese with things is great
I will not eat sandwiches because I am mentally ill
???
RALI
what could that POSSIBLY mean
clock is ticking devs 😈 q4 is almost over
Hi shiztonnn!!!
sandwich is such a vague term what the fuck does that mean you don't eat sandwiches
why be mentally ill when you could be the mentally illest 😎
My fucking headset broke
This is the saddest day of my life
Cheese is not mid on its own you uncultured animal
womp womp
THANK YOU
SOMEONE WITH COMMON FUCKING SENSE
I hope you get demoted and banned for life
Correct, it’s TERRIBLE on its own
CHEESE ON ITS OWN IS MID WHEN ITS COMBINED WITH SOMETHING ITS PEAK
YOU HAVE NO TASTE BUDS AND HAVE NEVER FELT JOY AND WHIMSY
I don’t like the concept of eating sandwiches and I just assume it’s an ocd thing
you fucking Skyrim npcs eating blocks of cheese with bread like fucking PEASANTS
I will eat the FUCK out of 80 pounds of sea food
i love this video
Where do you guys live fucking RIVERWOOD
SEA FOOD IS THE MOST MID OVERRATED FOOD EVER
the headphone moses split
Clearly none of you get to the cloud district DO YOU
YOUVE NEVER HAD SALMON AND SHRIMP
ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU HAVE TO RIP IT APART HALF THE TIME OFF IT'S CORPSE
KILL THIS GUY
Lmfao
bro is ralofs cousin
how the FUCK are you gonna complain about a SANDWICH BUT EAT SEA COCKROACHES
they live in bleak falls barrow
you realize seafood is kore of a gutter rat food
eating a stable diet of cabbage, potato and raw fish caught in the river
Pizza fucking sucks and people who eat it are uncultured CAVEMEN
Because SEA BUGS ARE TASTY AND DELICIOUS
the wealthy ones were the ones eating bread and cheeses
YOU'RE the peasant not me
Andit should go back to being like that so crabs don’t cost $60000000 dollars by the pound
shizzy say sike rn
FUCK YOU, PIZZA IS GARBAGE
Pizza is garbage when it’s fastfood slop
what kind of pizza you been eating
THIS HAS TO BE BAIT
1984
LMFAO
10000% deserved
this is the worst food argument I've ever heard-
MOTHERFUCKER WHAT DO YOU EAT
Have you ever had good pizza? Like homemade, freshmade??
DOES BRO SIT IN A ROOM AND EAT NUTRIENT PELLETS????
I like milk but only sometimes
You don’t fuck with no salmon, no shrimp, no snow crab?
he eats nut balls with raw flour
man who has never enjoyed anything
NASTY "FOOD"
What’s ur take on crabs, John Food, Dictate of Tastebuds?
He lives in Indonesia so prolly indo and nesias
John Cockery
IT'S STILL MID
tastes good way too fucking much work to eat though
all in favor of banning shizton for having bad takes say aye
I hate having to rip apart a crab from the outside just to get a meager amount of meat
I do not “like” food. I HATE it.
good enough by shizton
you must suck the meat out of the crab]
like a straw
yeah that STINKS I hate it
Damn ur opinion is wrong :(
The work is like half the fun tho wtf????
i just wanna fucking eat it not play a quicktime event minigame
I WANT TO EAT THE FOOD
I AM NOT HAVUNG FUN IM LOSING MY APPETITE
AND I WANT TO DISASSEMBLE THE OCEAN SPIDER LIKE AN AR15
see you're just a FREAK it was never about the flavor
It takes FOUR seconds to break open the meaty sections
Who’s that Pokemon?
It’s Crabman🦀❤️
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ts you?
Implying I don’t dip my crab into seasoning
What the fuck
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.
Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already sa...
isopods
All delicious
four seconds if you're lucky plus you gotta actually take it out of the stupid shell and do that for every single piece you want to eat
it's ridiculously tedious
It’s deadass not that hard to do it tho
Mmm... Shrimp
sand
Like five seconds max if you actually have the tools
I love how humans are building fucking gundams out of crustaceans
usually not it's not HARD but that doesn't make it not ANNOYING AS FUCK
we should start eating ocean sand
mid
Now if we’retalking blue crab that’s absolutely true, but bigger crabs like dungeoness or snow crab
many minerals
1984
Just bring a nut cracker and a scooper and it’s so fucking easy to do
insane
tf is tom yom
Thats delicious
I'm sure it's easy when you live off of the sea critters
“Ohh rali you have no taste buds”
shrimp is good, tails
are also annoying
🤢
but when they come without them they're nice
shizton do you have the pallet of a fucking 4 year old
I do live off of sea critters and I’ve learned their anatomy to eat them better
shiztons favorite food is baby formula
Perhaps
The only thing this guy eats is cosmic brownies 😭
so you're BIASED no longer allowed to participate in the conversation
those things are so gross
me when the cow tries telling me how good GRASS tastes
There has never been a more dry artificial brownie ever
The fuck is cosmic brownies
Me when the EVIL BITCH suffering from EVIL BITCH SYNDROME doesn’t know how to eat a crab
It legit feels like I'm eating the protein cubes from showpiecer
me when BLEHHHHHHHHHH
*snowpiercer
It’s such a bad brownie too, like that shit is jut ueueeghh
Me when AAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!
Seriously tho crab is fucking delicious
crab is aight
Get it in clusters instead of full crabs if u want a faster time w/out dealing with organs
i prefer crab with other things tbh like pasta or pizza
it's fucking FINE but man I just hate ripping apart my food like a CAVEMAN
shrimp on pizza is fire
FUCK I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR WORK
haha
Then be SOPHISTICATED with it
Uh oh spaghetti-oh
YOU'RE EATING FOOD WITH A HAMMER THERE IS NO SOPHISTICATION
Thats fair, I only like crab when it’s with more crab
I have a CRAB TOOLKIT
ANYTHING THAT NEEDS A GOD DAMN TOOLKIT IS TOO MUCH
The hammer only comesout in TANDEM with a different tool LIKE A CHISLE
Its SO FUCKING PEAK
this is ridiculous
It is not ridiculous
Imagine needing a toolkit
Those crabs are delicious, and dipping them in like, garlic butter and oldbay is peak
it should come to you on your plate ready to eat i don't want A GOD DAMN STARTER PACK MINI EXCAVATOR CHALLENGE TO EAT MEAT THAT'S JUST OKAY
ITS NOT EVEN THAT HARD, AND THE MEAT IS DELICIOUS
You just go crazy style on the crabs?
crab meat is kinda mid ngl
Yes
Do you eat it with nothing else?
someone has crabs?
i haven't eaten it in ages
??
When u ate it did you dip it or did you just eat it without flavoring it at all?
Yeah I’m also terribly confused here
Lobster < Crabs
nothing just confused
over states being called crabs
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