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#general-catfish-🐱🐟
indigo hare
Literally nothing. I went to Texas to visit my parents for a week, didnt sign up for absolutely anything. Came back to NY and started getting mass scam calls from Texas numbers
gloomy crest
LMAOO
spark quartz
Literally nothing. I went to Texas to visit my parents for a week, didnt sign up...
well that makes sense
indigo hare
well that makes sense
Maybe I shouldn’t have written my number into 357 different bathroom stalls
gloomy crest
all proceeds go to my radio operations
wheat brook
Are these real
gloomy crest
yes
I'm the one who sent his phone number to spammers
so i know the spammer numbers
indigo hare
Are these real
Unfortunately
I only got two today luckily
Maybe they’ll leave me alone in Mexico
gloomy crest
the calls based in texas was from my friend bob wills
wheat brook
You guys don’t answer spam calls?
small spoke
What the fuck 😭
gloomy crest
You guys don’t answer spam calls?
i learnt early you're not supposed to accept spam calls because it's an "indicator that you're actively using the phone number"
small spoke
I've literally never had a scam/spam call before 😭
indigo hare
Did you know robots send out batches of calls and most of the time no human will be on the line until you pick up? If you hear silence after picking up, it’s waiting for a human on the other end to pick up to scam you
gloomy crest
try checking your library
foggy lion
try checking your library
gloomy crest
Did you know robots send out batches of calls and most of the time no human will...
Source?
BROOOOOOO
gloomy crest
Did you know robots send out batches of calls and most of the time no human will...
@spark quartz I GENUINELY THOUGHT SOMEONE STARRED MY ART BUT IT'S JUST THE BOT
indigo hare
Thats a lie i just don’t have a source
gloomy crest
I WAS GENUINELY HAPPY TO BE STARRED WHEN I SAW THE NOTIFICATION
indigo hare
I WAS GENUINELY HAPPY TO BE STARRED WHEN I SAW THE NOTIFICATION
Idot
small spoke
hey guys
autumn comet
This post was fact checked by real Baden patriots: TRVE
small spoke
What do you call two sheeps dating
gloomy crest
This post was fact checked by real Baden patriots: TRVE
small spoke
What do you call two sheeps dating
A relationsheep
small spoke
You made that same joke already
I make this joke multiple times per day
autumn comet
A relationsheep
that’s funny because its misguided
autumn comet
RALLYYYYYYY
foggy lion
holy yap
gloomy crest
We have a battle against Sir Moai to face.
autumn comet
MUSICIANS, BEAT THE DRUUMS, WHISTLE THE FIFES, AND BLOW THE BUGLES!!!!!
gloomy crest
<#1272470349245579396>
Also found in Server Guide
gloomy crest
MUSICIANS, BEAT THE DRUUMS, WHISTLE THE FIFES, AND BLOW THE BUGLES!!!!!
SEND IN THE ENTIRE BATALLION
I don't think we can defeat Moai without our reserves
autumn comet
WE CALL UPON THE 66TH AND THE 67TH BRIGADES!
wheat brook
..😳
gloomy crest
I need constant artillery shots against Moai's leftwing of the northeastern position
wheat brook
The what brigades..?😳
autumn comet
67th..
spark quartz
gloomy crest
We need to maintain field dominance before Sir Moai's reinforcements arrive
Command your companies of the line to do the routine musket fire
pliant raptor
what is bloke talking about
autumn comet
‘WHAT IS STEVE HOYHOY DOING’ - ‘YOU CANT ADVANCE THE CAVALRY WITHOUT PIKEMAN SUPPORT??!’
last nexus
Also found in Server Guide
nerd
gloomy crest
i'll send my company down their center
gloomy crest
‘WHAT IS STEVE HOYHOY DOING’ - ‘YOU CANT ADVANCE THE CAVALRY WITHOUT PIKEMAN SUP...
WHAT'S HE DOING? WHAT'S EIREN DOING?"
autumn comet
‘WHAT IS STEVE HOYHOY DOING’ - ‘YOU CANT ADVANCE THE CAVALRY WITHOUT PIKEMAN SUP...
‘Withdraw to Square’ - Pigionists and Moai
autumn comet
FIREEEE!!!!
gloomy crest
Pikes. Charge your — PIKES!!!
FIRE THE BATTERY
eiren and I dies from arrow wounds. the battle ends
forest falcon
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/570685887932006400/1117122685818904638/...
so true
hoary rune
https://tenor.com/view/willie-willie-jar-one-willie-one-jar-half-sword-half-swor...
Relatable
Have done before, will do again
10/10
forest falcon
can someone do this ?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kZoZ60wW9NA?feature=share
bright hound
can someone do this ?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kZoZ60wW9NA?feature=share
dantes is the goat ✌️
atomic mistBOT
stoic trench
https://tenor.com/view/jerma985-cry-jerma-scrunch-awful-gif-13739413765271655122
how to modify game files geeks
gloomy crest
how to modify game files geeks
#modders-guild-hall is geek guild
stoic trench
ppreciate you
gloomy crest
might be safe to crosspost there incase your question gets flooded here
stoic trench
i still havent beaten this shit
gloomy crest
oof'
stoic trench
might be safe to crosspost there incase your question gets flooded here
alright thanks
azure moat
how yall rate my first time making bread
keen palm
buy some plates please
gloomy crest
how yall rate my first time making bread
I can't tell, is that flayed skin or a glaze on top of the bread?
azure moat
I can't tell, is that flayed skin or a glaze on top of the bread?
is ship biscuts
gloomy crest
Your bread looks like good old hard tack with all those holes in the middle
azure moat
Your bread looks like good old hard tack with all those holes in the middle
because it is
gloomy crest
is ship biscuts
oh nevermind then
azure moat
btw the glaze is actually supose to be that color
azure moat
but the oil that my mom ordered me to put on the pan not supose to be added
gloomy crest
wtf is the oil
azure moat
as a result it discolared my hartack
azure moat
its not glaze
azure moat
the brown is actually it azorb the oil
gloomy crest
OHHHHHH
azure moat
the white is its actual color
gloomy crest
So it's just a light-colored bread darkened by oil soaking
azure moat
yes
because the corn oil their to prevent the dough sticking to the pan while cooking
gloomy crest
she told me to do that to not sticking in the metal plate
i doubt you need to worry about sticking if you're making hard tack
weary tinsel
gloomy crest
what kind of metal pan is it
azure moat
i doubt you need to worry about sticking if you're making hard tack
the issue is that i never mesured since idk how
azure moat
what kind of metal pan is it
idk
gloomy crest
is it uncoated
azure moat
it is coated with corn oil'
gloomy crest
like cast iron, carbon steel, aluminum, or stainless steel
gloomy crest
it is coated with corn oil'
I mean without non-stick coating
azure moat
metal but black
indigo hare
metal but black
Well that could be anything but, cast iron is always black at least.
gloomy crest
metal but black
which image does it look closest to:
indigo hare
But then it would also be pretty heavy
azure moat
which image does it look closest to:
no its smooth
gloomy crest
no its smooth
i assume that's because you're always using non stick tools on it
idle crest
Nice, we were told about the Premier but we were also doing sword training during it so I've only just seen it
azure moat
But then it would also be pretty heavy
its like this but without the handles and its light
and flat
gloomy crest
carbon steel and cast iron usually gets all scratched because people understand its made to be abused by metal utensils
idle crest
The secret crabby patty formula?
gloomy crest
its like this but without the handles and its light
oh like a paella pan
or like one a comal
idle crest
I'll have to watch the video and see how shitty I probably look
gloomy crest
It's like a comal, right?
gloomy crest
I'll have to watch the video and see how shitty I probably look
youre not shitty
gloomy crest
oh okay im gonna assume it's a comal considering there's no handles
indigo hare
its like this but without the handles and its light
Never seen one but I now want one
gloomy crest
and no handles
i'd doubt even needing to oil the pan then
azure moat
i'd doubt even needing to oil the pan then
the reason why is to actually make it not stick to it
gloomy crest
If it's carbon steel as I think it is, most you need is seasoning the pan but not greasing it for bread
gloomy crest
the reason why is to actually make it not stick to it
that's not a problem when it comes to hard tack
if you grease your pan like you're frying eggs to make it not stick, you're just gonna make the hard tack soggy
azure moat
that's not a problem when it comes to hard tack
ill wait for it to cool for me to try
gloomy crest
hard tack cooks atlow temperatures
azure moat
if it absolute swamp ass then ill be sad
indigo hare
the reason why is to actually make it not stick to it
Some pans are non stick as is, some like cast iron become non stick by baking it high heat covered in oil for a while, multiple times
azure moat
it wasnt a pan
gloomy crest
Some pans are non stick as is, some like cast iron become non stick by baking it...
temperature control is more important
indigo hare
temperature control is more important
Did you just speak against me?
gloomy crest
I've tested frying an egg without fat on a new, clean carbon steel pan
The seasoning is supplementary to heat control
indigo hare
Youre wrong but I’m not going to prove it, you just have to believe me
gloomy crest
Did you just speak against me?
No seasoning + temp control = non-stick
Seasoning + bad temps = sticky, probably botched cooking process
No seasoning + bad temps = rekt
like think about it, if you're frying a steak, the one you fired on a blazing hot cast iron pan is gonna release faster than one on a lukewarm pan
indigo hare
No seasoning + temp control = non-stick
Seasoning + bad temps = sticky, probably...
Seasoning + temp control = even more non stick
You won’t even think about sticking
You just thought about it Didnt you
gloomy crest
Some pans are non stick as is, some like cast iron become non stick by baking it...
yeah but it doesn't become nonstick just because you seasoned it
indigo hare
Because you didn’t season + temp control
gloomy crest
there's pplenty of people who cry about their food sticking even though they seasoned it properly
indigo hare
there's pplenty of people who cry about their food sticking even though they sea...
Theyre not seasoning properly, it’s like a wok that needs to be coated in oil and heated with high heat
gloomy crest
Seasoned iron or steel cookware will not be guaranteed kind to you if you don't have temps nailed down
jolly silo
Bread + water
indigo hare
Listen bud im talking out of my ass I know what I’m talking about
jolly silo
Bread > key
gloomy crest
Theyre not seasoning properly, it’s like a wok that needs to be coated in oil an...
So you're ssentially ruling out the fact that it has nothing to do with temp control
azure moat
would be funny if the hard tack is fucking ass when i try it
gloomy crest
You can very well assume people like that are seasoning correctly especially if the surface is not caked on with burnt carbon
from images
indigo hare
So you're ssentially ruling out the fact that it has nothing to do with temp con...
Temp control is important but a truly non stick pan itself needs to be seasoned
My source?
I made it the fuck up after a 2 minute Google search
Confirmation bias baby
Get with it or get out
gloomy crest
Temp control is important but a truly non stick pan itself needs to be seasoned
I'm focusing on the point where you said a pan BECOMES non-stick
You didn't say it was when a pan becomes seasoned
indigo hare
You’re focusing on everything but me being correct
gloomy crest
Becoming non-stick and becoming seasoned are two different concepts
indigo hare
Thats not fair
gloomy crest
Even if nonstick WASN'T important like for someone who prefers some stickage to form a fond,
the seasoning would still be important for being the protective coating of the rust-prone pan
indigo hare
This guy non sticks like a mf
gloomy crest
So that goes to show that seasoning is more a support role in non-stick cooking than to be the sole perpetrator of the crime
idle crest
im gonna go through this video and probably screenshot for myself every time i can see myself in it.
craggy trail
Why are you two arguing about non-stick pans?
indigo hare
So that goes to show that seasoning is more a support role in non-stick cooking ...
I hear what you’re saying, truly, Youre a wise chef. Unfortunately I already decided to be correct quite a while ago
gloomy crest
If the pan was indeed carbons teel or cast iron, then something like hard tack should definitely be able to cook properly for being dehydrated for so long
It's not like you're frying a steak
indigo hare
Hardtack + steak = incredible healthy meal
gloomy crest
You don't need a seasoned pan to make hard tack, and even if it's just all the better that it was even seasoned in the first place
gloomy crest
Hardtack + steak = incredible healthy meal
actually this was debunked by merriam webster
indigo hare
actually this was debunked by merriam webster
Damnit Clark let me talk out my ass
gloomy crest
the AP in 1981 filed a survey amongst manhattan newyorkers on whether they cosnider hardtack and steak to be healthy
96% disagreed, 1% agreed, and 3% said "when half sword"
indigo hare
the AP in 1981 filed a survey amongst manhattan newyorkers on whether they cosni...
As a New Yorker, New Yorkers are dumb as bricks
Those city folk at least
gloomy crest
As a New Yorker, New Yorkers are dumb as bricks
Wtf you're Newyorkian?
I thought you were Korean
indigo hare
Wtf you're Newyorkian?
I live in NY but not in the dirty smelly gross rude mean evil fast paced hectic city
gloomy crest
I always imagined you were a dweller in the south US
you come off more like a southerner to me
probably them eyes of yours
indigo hare
you come off more like a southerner to me
Because I lived in Texas for a while too
gloomy crest
oldddd hardwearin' eyes
gloomy crest
Because I lived in Texas for a while too
i can see it in your face
indigo hare
It’s very handsome
gloomy crest
The Texan sun bearing down on your neck after a looong hard day at work
indigo hare
Im glad it’s your pc background
indigo hare
No
idle crest
@gloomy crest at around 26 seconds in you can just about se me execute a guy YAY
gloomy crest
CURIOSITY
indigo hare
Bro must have dozens of pictures of me
gloomy crest
<@456226577798135808> at around 26 seconds in you can just about se me execute ...
looool
indigo hare
<@456226577798135808> at around 26 seconds in you can just about se me execute ...
What is this though
A reenactment?
gloomy crest
yeah it's for a youtube episode by survive history
indigo hare
Oh snap
gloomy crest
Could You Survive the Wars of the Roses? — Survive History
Llama Steve is in it
i find it funny you didn't know this yet
because llama steve kept mentioning it the past few weeks
indigo hare
<@456226577798135808> at around 26 seconds in you can just about se me execute ...
Did you at least get paid
azure moat
whats yall space hot take
idle crest
Did you at least get paid
fuck no
indigo hare
whats yall space hot take
Space isn’t real theres a dome above earth
azure moat
for me is our future is cucked by sad losers who invented the "no nukes in space" and now we cant have nuclear bomb powered ship that can trabel 99% at the speed of light
this is the project orion
gloomy crest
llama steve @idle crest do any of you guys just stick with staffs in place of metal/synthetic bladed pole-arms, maybe in training for example, like how training pikes are just untipped poles?
@indigo hare Protect me
I'm flying away
gloomy crest
I can feeeel the angelic sun
azure moat
https://tenor.com/view/wtf-hu-what-gif-15074942
its a massive interstelar class ships that literally used turbo nukes to moved by shoot a nuke behind, detonate and absorb most of its force
gloomy crest
in my forested mind
indigo hare
for me is our future is cucked by sad losers who invented the "no nukes in space...
It wouldn’t be a nuclear bomb powered ship it would just be a nuclear ship. Which is allowed! Google doesnt lie to me. The treaty is about weapons of mass destruction
gloomy crest
@indigo hare do you like texas swing
azure moat
It wouldn’t be a nuclear bomb powered ship it would just be a nuclear ship. Whic...
no like it literally use the force of the nuclear blast to pushed it while the ass place asorb the force
fast nymph
i sure do love my NUCLEAR BOMB SPACE SHIP.
gloomy crest
i like texas swing
idle crest
llama steve <@418927308825559050> do any of you guys just stick with staffs in p...
no we use basically the real deal but blunt
fast nymph
<@822279999796543538> do you like texas swing
brother stop harassing the poor dude.
gloomy crest
no we use basically the real deal but blunt
hmm okay
azure moat
kinda like rocket jump
indigo hare
<@822279999796543538> do you like texas swing
Eh
azure moat
with the begger bazooka
indigo hare
brother stop harassing the poor dude.
I appreciate you. It’s okay though me and him are actual blood related brothers
azure moat
and its infinite ammo
idle crest
not a terrible shot of me ngl, babyface as always.
gloomy crest
I appreciate you. It’s okay though me and him are actual blood related brothers
im surprised @fast nymph didn't know that lol
blazing lodge
Last month folks
azure moat
you get what im saying @fast nymph
gloomy crest
it's like one of the biggest facts to know as a halfcord dweller
blazing lodge
Last month folks
we're in the final strech
blazing lodge
any day now
gloomy crest
not a terrible shot of me ngl, babyface as always.
you look like scott walker or gary walker from the 60s band The Walker Brothers
LOOOOL
Is this not him
indigo hare
you look like scott walker or gary walker from the 60s band The Walker Brothers
Walk..walking is exercise..exercise bad..no talking about walker brothers anymore
fast nymph
not a terrible shot of me ngl, babyface as always.
is that the hit rapper and artist Steve Gaskell?
idle crest
it might just be that angle tbh
gloomy crest
Walk..walking is exercise..exercise bad..no talking about walker brothers anymor...
that's funny because i literally just got back into walking again
but this time i take early walks from 6–8am
instead of the usual 2pm-5pm stuff
indigo hare
that's funny because i literally just got back into walking again
Me too, from my fridge to the table, then to my pc, then to the fridge, then to bed
gloomy crest
I'm a huge fan of walking
gloomy crest
Me too, from my fridge to the table, then to my pc, then to the fridge, then to ...
LMFAOOOOO
YOU ARE A TREASURE
What a funny lad you are
indigo hare
What a funny lad you are
And handsome
gloomy crest
of course
i remember when our mama took us to go bowling
I love having a brother like you
fast nymph
And handsome
this guy made me gay. /j
indigo hare
FAMILY
azure moat
is acutally decent
autumn comet
when do i get image perms
drowsy finch
How the FUCK do you uninstall mcaffee
azure moat
beside its hard as fucking rocks
autumn comet
hi there!
indigo hare
this guy made me gay. /j
fast nymph
How the FUCK do you uninstall mcaffee
you cant, its bloatware.
idle crest
hehehe theres a small segment where he pisses in a bush, we who were filming this video were unironically just pissin here lol, so real.
same exact spot
gloomy crest
15th century warfare is so PEAK
indigo hare
same exact spot
I love a good piss party
fast nymph
hehehe theres a small segment where he pisses in a bush, we who were filming thi...
SIR HENRY OF SKALITZ! THAT IS INAPPROPRIATE! GET OUT OF THAT BUSH RIGHT NOW!
gloomy crest
war of the roses DRIP
drowsy finch
you cant, its bloatware.
I should have factory reset my shit instantly 
fast nymph
I should have factory reset my shit instantly <:tired:721361533611016193>
https://tenor.com/view/i'm-out-i'm-out-1-3-seconds-1-3-seconds-meme-sliding-gif-18353827383643920094
indigo hare
I should have factory reset my shit instantly <:tired:721361533611016193>
First comment
drowsy finch
r rr r r reddit!?!??!?!
gloomy crest
TECH SUBOAT
drowsy finch
https://www.reddit.com/r/techsupport/s/THYBG9U0G9
thansk!
autumn comet
https://www.reddit.com/r/techsupport/s/THYBG9U0G9
cortana listening device
gloomy crest
yoooo
visual charm
EVERY DAY
drowsy finch
IS IT OUT YET
it came out like 2 weeks ago bruh
autumn comet
cortana listening device
(i hate cortana)
indigo hare
thansk!
Before that though, I know you’ve tried uninstalling but if you haven’t gone through remove programs through windows settings I’d try that first
visual charm
(i hate cortana)
we all hate cortana
gloomy crest
whats cortana
visual charm
whats cortana
microsoft ai basically
visual charm
iirc back when microsfot bought 365 they added cortana with win10
well cortana predates copilot
fast nymph
whats cortana
basically Siri made by microsoft
gloomy crest
ohhh
visual charm
yeah thats a better explanation
autumn comet
‘how can we help your virtual experience today’ - by not existing
gloomy crest
And I just learned that Burgundy participated in the War of the Roses
visual charm
‘how can we help your virtual experience today’ - by not existing
lol
visual charm
listen you cant mention burgundy yourself and then say burgundy mentioned
thats not how "x thing" mentioned works
gloomy crest
listen you cant mention burgundy yourself and then say burgundy mentioned
im specifically saying it because i said it at all
visual charm
im specifically saying it because i said it at all
gloomy crest
it's celebrating even the mere mention even by myself
visual charm
I dont even know what burgundy is.
gloomy crest
I dont even know what burgundy is.
a state
visual charm
it's celebrating even the mere mention even by myself
i see
autumn comet
I dont even know what burgundy is.
a colour
drowsy finch
GOD BLESS BURGUNDY
sleepin on lilac
idle crest
@gloomy crest ahh this guy, at the end of the day me, this guy, and about three others basically said fuck it and started longsword dueling with absolutely no protection whatsoever, all we had on was basic civilian kit, this guy in the screenshot was brutal with a longsword.
fast nymph
I dont even know what burgundy is.
Burgundy is my Off Map Adversary
visual charm
<@456226577798135808> ahh this guy, at the end of the day me, this guy, and abou...
cool pauldron
gloomy crest
Where?
basically they wanted to unify the fragmented territories as one kingdom, so they went to war. they lost doing so.
azure moat
guys i have it
gloomy crest
Burgundian State is the contemporary terminology for this 15th century polity
azure moat
i ate the ship biscut i made
azure moat
beside my teeth is gonna be shattarded like glass
gloomy crest
but even before that you have the kingdom of burgundy from the mid 1st century AD or so
visual charm
beside my teeth is gonna be shattarded like glass
"Shattarded"
azure moat
because the hard tack feel like rock
autumn comet
i ate the ship biscut i made
scurvy coming for bro
visual charm
What the fuck does "shattarded" mean
azure moat
irs pretty tasty
idle crest
cool pauldron
yeah im sure its super accurate lol
gloomy crest
What the fuck does "shattarded" mean
SHAT + FARTED
visual charm
SHAT + FARTED
no...
indigo hare
"Shattarded"
Holy moly
visual charm
i think he misspelled "Shattered"
gloomy crest
YOOOO
indigo hare
That gave me a good chuckle
gloomy crest
GREYRAT
azure moat
turn my teeth into glass
gloomy crest
MOVE ON
indigo hare
Clark is just trying to bully you
gloomy crest
NO
autumn comet
turn my teeth into glass
fix it with gold, like they do in japan….
gloomy crest
I'M AVOIDING IMPLICATION
indigo hare
Don’t let him bully you
visual charm
Wtf is going on
gloomy crest
WHAT DID I DO WRONG
you didnt intentionally do anythingw rong
autumn comet
Clark is just trying to bully you
omg
visual charm
you didnt intentionally do anythingw rong
autumn comet
whos clark
gloomy crest
https://tenor.com/view/l-gif-18235387709606366824
im trying to move on so i dont make it too obvious
autumn comet
the shoe company?
azure moat
im eating this rn
visual charm
im trying to move on so i dont make it too obvious
I give up i dfont even care anymore lol
indigo hare
MOAI YOUR CHRISTMAS NOW
azure moat
its pretty good
visual charm
https://tenor.com/view/snowflake-snow-flake-mascot-costume-gif-15452633
lets goooo
gloomy crest
I give up i dfont even care anymore lol
you weren't supposed to care lmao
thats why i moved on
IT'S LIKE THAT POSTER
"MOVE ON UP"
HIT IT NOW
azure moat
beside its feels like you chewing a actual tree
weary tinsel
gloomy crest
AND I GOT TO MOVEEE ONN UP HIT MEH
autumn comet
im eating this rn
ingredients?
visual charm
welp i go play skyrim
indigo hare
Someone miss spelled shattered as shattarded. It was funny, That is all.
gloomy crest
Holy rondel
azure moat
ingredients?
flower, lil water and salt
weary tinsel
BIG WEAKPOINT
autumn comet
i might steal some from my neighbours yard
indigo hare
It’s easy
azure moat
i mean flour
autumn comet
ohhhh
indigo hare
fast nymph
autumn comet
all i have is self raising flour, i don’t want it to grow up though…
gloomy crest
flow'r
gloomy crest
you mean in general or hard tack
plenty of breads don't rely on yeast
flour tortillas... pancake...
azure moat
its my first bread i made
autumn comet
because its hard tacks
sea bickkies (what some call biscuits)
gloomy crest
azure moat
so yeah
beside its feel like you chewing a rock and my teeth is prob gonna be looking like broken glass
its actualy pretty decent tasting
gloomy crest
beside its feel like you chewing a rock and my teeth is prob gonna be looking li...
i wouldn't risk teeth damage with hard tack
i'd love to make some just for thickening my soups though
azure moat
i'd love to make some just for thickening my soups though
i dont have no soup
fast nymph
i wouldn't risk teeth damage with hard tack
solution: put it in grog.
azure moat
so yeah
gloomy crest
Good
azure moat
my parents hate it and told me to never make it ever again
indigo hare
beside its feel like you chewing a rock and my teeth is prob gonna be looking li...
AFAIK people would soften it with water or put it in soup
keen helm
9 days until halfsword release
indigo hare
literally no hydration
None? Oh wait I think I remember you said where you were from which would make sense I guess given what’s going on
Unless im wrong then just ignore me
And soften that shit
drowsy finch
Dude this outlast trials match lasted all of 40 seconds 😭
idle crest
i wont lie im pretty fuckin war of the roses-core.
drifting stirrup
Bumblebee looking ass ride
weary tinsel
tawny inlet
sup
gloomy crest
Nice pavise
dusty horizon
this is making my brain hurt
gloomy crest
@indigo hare I'm gonna play games now
small spoke
It's finally dceember
gloomy crest
Seee youuu in Decemberrrr
indigo hare
<@822279999796543538> I'm gonna play games now
I don’t believe you
idle crest
i love how we just have this shot right here
small spoke
I don’t believe you
I don't either
agile helm
i love how we just have this shot right here
half sword ea
idle crest
we both from the same levy lol
small spoke
gloomy crest
I don’t believe you
I'm gonna play a different game
indigo hare
I'm gonna play a different game
Stop lying please
gloomy crest
Than the usual half sword and minecraft
gloomy crest
I'm taking a break from Half asword and MC with Joe of Rights
agile helm
The 30th
i cant play KCD unless its december or january and I have a bowl of brown rice
gloomy crest
Brown rice based
small spoke
I replay kcd2 once a month personally
gloomy crest
I used to play around mixing the usual brown rice with wild rice
idle crest
Lol i cant believe this is how i stood when we had arrows shot at us.
"dont hurt me pls 🥺 "
small spoke
Kcd1 mehh it's a good game but it's alot more dreadful to replay
gloomy crest
Lol i cant believe this is how i stood when we had arrows shot at us.
"dont hur...
Is that accurate
small spoke
Lol i cant believe this is how i stood when we had arrows shot at us.
"dont hur...
I would stood like that if arrows were being fired at me
idle crest
ngl i end up doing that exact stance during sword fights alot
agile helm
Brown rice based
im referring to the wrong rice i now know
idle crest
if someone comes at me too quickly i recoil like that lmao 💅
agile helm
if someone comes at me too quickly i recoil like that lmao 💅
sounds like weakness...
me personally i just stand there and take it
what are we talking about btw
small spoke
what are we talking about btw
Im wondering that too
gloomy crest
Imagine referencing the wrong rice
agile helm
using context clues bestowed upon me in elementary school i think we may be talking about medieval reenactments
agile helm
Imagine referencing the wrong rice
i was thinking of sweet rice
or whatever the hell it is
its like a pudding of some kind
wheat brook
Instagram??
small spoke
Wat
idle crest
Is that accurate
What? standing like an absolute fruit while in armour?
Yes.
wheat brook
More like instagrammar😂
small spoke
What? standing like an absolute fruit while in armour?
Yes.
Wtf is that guy on the right wearing
wheat brook
What? standing like an absolute fruit while in armour?
Yes.
Why are they so shit at painting?
gloomy crest
What? standing like an absolute fruit while in armour?
Yes.
Nah I mean standing
In general
small spoke
Why are they so shit at painting?
That's just their art style 😡😡
wheat brook
Wtf is that guy on the right wearing
No fr what is that😭
gloomy crest
What? standing like an absolute fruit while in armour?
Yes.
Why tf are they standing
LMAO
WHO TOLD THEM TO STAND
small spoke
Nvm
wheat brook
That's just their art style 😡😡
They fucking suck at art I would be mad too😭
agile helm
WHO TOLD THEM TO STAND
me
small spoke
They fucking suck at art I would be mad too😭
💀
wheat brook
WHO TOLD THEM TO STAND
They were prolly there for like 5 hours😭
agile helm
They fucking suck at art I would be mad too😭
have you seen what cats used to look like
fast nymph
i just pulverised a whole tub of sour cream because i couldn't find anything else to eat in the fridge 🤞 🥹
small spoke
have you seen what cats used to look like
One second
agile helm
i just pulverised a whole tub of sour cream because i couldn't find anything els...
disgusting
small spoke
wheat brook
They were prolly there for like 5 hours😭
Imagine standing perfectly still for hours just to see that stupid bullshit😭
agile helm
sour cream is only good as a condiment
small spoke
Peak drawings
agile helm
or ingredient of course
wheat brook
Did nobody think “hey, we’re kinda ass at drawing?”
fast nymph
https://tenor.com/view/sauce-ice-cream-man-gif-13614032
erm thats actually an ad for ice cream.
agile helm
Did nobody think “hey, we’re kinda ass at drawing?”
it was tuff atm...
small spoke
Did nobody think “hey, we’re kinda ass at drawing?”
Probably did but wtf were they gonna do?
agile helm
Probably did but wtf were they gonna do?
definitely not get better
lofty kindle
erm thats actually an ad for ice cream.
fast nymph
disgusting
it wasn't that bad ngl.
idle crest
Why are they so shit at painting?
cus they generally have to paint loads of them for a book
small spoke
definitely not get better
yea fr
wheat brook
Probably did but wtf were they gonna do?
Oh true😭😂
idle crest
agile helm
It's not like they could really just Google guides to draw something 😭
they're stupid, they could have just used AI to generate more
umbral bough
preparing for christmas with this crusty ass record player
small spoke
they're stupid, they could have just used AI to generate more
so true king so true
wheat brook
preparing for christmas with this crusty ass record player
Isn’t that the I’m feeling good guy
IM FEEEELUUUIJNNNNGG guuuuuuuuuud
small spoke
All I want for Christmasssss
wheat brook
Fish in the sea
small spoke
Is youuu
wheat brook
You know how I feel
idle crest
i was dreading a shot this close to my face lmao. I do this expression a lot, i think my face really has started to stick like that.
wheat brook
i was dreading a shot this close to my face lmao. I do this expression a lot, i ...
Are you okay man😭
It doesn’t look like you wanna be there too bad
idle crest
its cus ive got blue eyes and cant look at anything illuminated by the sun lmao
wheat brook
Ah okay
wheat brook
i was dreading a shot this close to my face lmao. I do this expression a lot, i ...
You’re dripped tf out tho props to you
idle crest
thats usually the face i make if im out in the sun lmao
gloomy crest
You're very aware of your face lol
Even your squinting face doesn't stand out to me
small spoke
its cus ive got blue eyes and cant look at anything illuminated by the sun lmao
Dont have blue eyes either can't stand the sun either
agile helm
not true
only us blue eyed folk have the displeasure of not being able to stare directly into the sun
fair nexus
is there a wey to restart after you beat the game
small spoke
only us blue eyed folk have the displeasure of not being able to stare directly ...
Apologizes king
I'll go replace my eyes
idle crest
You’re dripped tf out tho props to you
ngl, i fuckin am tbh, i think i pull off the English man at arms vibe pretty dang well.
agile helm
One sceond
im pretty sure the save method was only useful when the freemode didnt work
or what
???
indigo hare
ngl, i fuckin am tbh, i think i pull off the English man at arms vibe pretty dan...
Yeah fr lookin fly
small spoke
im pretty sure the save method was only useful when the freemode didnt work
was there something put in place to remove the progress of going through the save files to restart?
I'm pretty sure it's in the pins in the halfsword channel
small spoke
Yeah fr lookin fly
he doesn't look like a fly! He looks like a English man at arms
gloomy crest
Yeah fr lookin fly
same with you
indigo hare
he doesn't look like a fly! He looks like a English man at arms
Bro really thinks he doesn’t look like a fly what an idot
gloomy crest
Bro really thinks he doesn’t look like a fly what an idot
idot
gloomy crest
Pronunciation: euhghdohucha
gloomy crest
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1310107228430139465/1355014110231920742/c...
No hurty Moai
small spoke
Yes hurty moai
indigo hare
Ok fine
fast nymph
i was dreading a shot this close to my face lmao. I do this expression a lot, i ...
you just aura farming at this point brochacho 💔
gloomy crest
stick union
idle crest
you just aura farming at this point brochacho 💔
what about in this photo taken today lol?
fast nymph
what about in this photo taken today lol?
grainy low res aura farm
fast nymph
What? standing like an absolute fruit while in armour?
Yes.
what a fruitcake.
little talon
idle crest
tbf, me and my friend dan have been aura farming all over the place and all over history recently.
fast nymph
https://imgur.com/bzw2XqT
idle crest
busy week
fast nymph
idle crest
where is this going lmao?
idle crest
Nevermind
You said :3 before so I thought you were making a psych ward grippy socks comment
gloomy crest
gripping what?
idle crest
Yea
atomic mistBOT
chilly saffron
guys i just ate the best fish eever
gloomy crest
noice
glossy python
2005 was 10 years ago 💀
mighty badger
2005 was 10 years ago 💀
how can i tell you this
agile helm
how can i tell you this
by saying "yes you're right"
guys has anyone tried this new need for speed game
languid ruin
IT WAS AN ANGRY INCH
mighty badger
guys has anyone tried this new need for speed game
glossy python
how can i tell you this
1890 was 20 years ago 🥹🥀
gloomy crest
20 years is 20 years 😭🌹 🥀 
🧅 🥕 🧑🍳 🍳 🍽️ 😋
wanton portal
1 BC was 2 months ago
gloomy crest
2025-12-02 is a day from now 🥀
wanton portal
surely Moai relates
autumn laurel
the 70's were 30 years ago 
languid ruin
2 was 3 ago
lime harness
guys hear me out, do I put virtual insanity behind this
wheat brook
I’m so cold I love it
gilded seal
are we taking bets on the game coming out on the first?
little talon
are we taking bets on the game coming out on the first?
23rd
drowsy finch
chat do u think I scared him 😭
neat tundra
If we bet on the game coming out tomorrow every single day, we will eventually be right.
unkempt scroll
chat do u think I scared him 😭
yes
atomic mistBOT
faint hinge
(Delayed till q1 2026)
duh at this point
pearl coral
shadow fight 3
pearl coral
<@216719867913568256> Beautiful depiction of the Biscione on Sforza Castle
love it
so peak
faint hinge
bird game 3
tribal grotto
(Delayed till q1 2026)
if they don't say nun it's still coming out trust
craggy trail
Raising the cross of Burgundy in Minecraftia in an elegantly downsized rendition
What version are you playing?
gloomy crest
I'll be happy as long as Half Sword comes out sometime in 10 years
after that i"ll be a bit sad
gloomy crest
What version are you playing?
Roblox
gloomy crest
Hey kpop demon hunters wasn’t even a bad movie
It is very good
wheat brook
Yeah it’s pretty awesome
gloomy crest
I'm annoyed by kpop but I was forced to see it and I thoroughly enjoyed it
tribal grotto
Hey kpop demon hunters wasn’t even a bad movie
true, definitely suffered because of the short movie length
gloomy crest
I'm looking forward to the sequel
tribal grotto
would've loved to see all the other characters growth
gloomy crest
Right, of course
b1.7.3
wheat brook
would've loved to see all the other characters growth
Yeah it did feel very short
stiff tiger
the camera didnt even catch him oml 😭
silver mortar
do I need to beat Abyss in order to unlock the other modes?
wanton portal
do I need to beat Abyss in order to unlock the other modes?
no
silver mortar
Damn am I just missing it on the menu?
craggy trail
do I need to beat Abyss in order to unlock the other modes?
What modes are you looking for?
silver mortar
anything other than abyss tbh
craggy trail
anything other than abyss tbh
Play demo, left side
silver mortar
Play demo, left side
Hahahaha I thought that would take me to the abyss too. Thanks!
craggy trail
Hahahaha I thought that would take me to the abyss too. Thanks!
You can switch between the gauntlet and free mode using the button on the bottom right
Have fun!
pseudo stone
I just installed the game, I love it ! When does the game come out?
gloomy crest
I just installed the game, I love it ! When does the game come out?
Estimated to be 2025
pseudo stone
Estimated to be 2025
ty
untold wraith
Merry Christmas
wanton portal
Happy Holidays
gloomy crest
Happy Valentine's Day
spark quartz
Merry Christmas
woahhh jolly misinfo
gusty geode
is this thing on?
gusty geode
Do you feel the joy Lenny
i feel the wrath of 30 christmas parties a day
but i also feel joy
im meeting my gfs mom on tuesday for the first time
pale bough
there is a bag of antelopes and spiders on my kitchen counter
indigo hare
im meeting my gfs mom on tuesday for the first time
You got thissss
gusty geode
we smoked cigarettes in front of his fireplace
spark quartz
how are you?
oh shit a new mod
wanton portal
wow
spark quartz
youre outta here im your replacement
I could never be replaced I'm one of a kind
wanton portal
it feels like i'm in a retirement home
spark quartz
If I'm not here who will keep easter in check
wanton portal
If I'm not here who will keep easter in check
samuel
gusty geode
good evening mister info
untold wraith
Good now
indigo hare
I came up with this
spark quartz
Holy moly it’s Lenny with a penny lookin like jelly
gusty geode
I came up with this
i remember when you did
remember when we couldnt say the word "this" until moai invented it?
untold wraith
I came up with this
indigo hare
remember when we couldnt say the word "this" until moai invented it?
Yes I do remember this
indigo hare
Holy moly it’s Lenny with a penny lookin like jelly
Why would you try to steal my brilliance?
This is so mean
So unfair
I demand justice
gloomy crest
Long time no see Lenny
gusty geode
me when i am able to reliably tell the type of popular truck/bus manufacturer MAN
spark quartz
Long time no see Lenny
bro you never even met lenny
gloomy crest
bro you never even met lenny
I hace
atomic mistBOT
gloomy crest
bro you never even met lenny
In my dreams
gusty geode
Long time no see Lenny
hello! how are you
gloomy crest
hello! how are you
I've been good. How've you been? I haven't heard from you in awhile
untold wraith
@gloomy crest wasn't it 26 days like a week ago
gloomy crest
You joined in September lenny has been afk for like 4 months 😭
I met him in my dreams
gusty geode
I've been good. How've you been? I haven't heard from you in awhile
i have had a lot of life happening for a while now
spark quartz
I met him in my dreams
Look we all dream of lenny but that doesnt count NEWGEN
gloomy crest
<@456226577798135808> wasn't it 26 days like a week ago
I'm not sure about that
gusty geode
i technically shouldnt even BE here right now
untold wraith
i technically shouldnt even BE here right now
The fridge does that mean
gusty geode
Discord ToS states that having a gf bans you from any and all use of Discord
spark quartz
The fridge does that mean
adventure time writing 😭
untold wraith
Ah
peak rivet
p
gloomy crest
<@456226577798135808> wasn't it 26 days like a week ago
Maybe you're thinking of a different timeframe? I'm counting until 2025-12-31 at 23:59:59 UTC
untold wraith
adventure time writing 😭
AHH TWINKLE MY SHINY WHITE BOOTS YOU DOORKNOB
gusty geode
https://youtu.be/CCK88XmWJuk?si=PUGz-ugJ9mknTRm6
people kept stealing the toy chica suits apparently
untold wraith
Maybe you're thinking of a different timeframe? I'm counting until 2025-12-31 at...
Perchance
gloomy crest
Look we all dream of lenny but that doesnt count NEWGEN
It was real though
wanton portal
people kept stealing the toy chica suits apparently
I dont want to know what theyre doing with the suits
I just hope they're selling them on ebay
to someone
gusty geode
I dont want to know what theyre doing with the suits
i use mine as an ashtray
not the suit
untold wraith
Y'all seen there's cussing in fortnite now?
gusty geode
but that fuckass cupcake
gloomy crest
Y'all seen there's cussing in fortnite now?
Was cussing not allowed before or something
spark quartz
lenny its good to have you back ive been stuck with two brits and two Germans plus Easter, its good to have the Lochness Monster back 😎
untold wraith
Was cussing not allowed before or something
Like in the game story
untold wraith
They was letting it rip too
pearl coral
the other day i saw some graffiti on a dead plant that said “love will change nothing”
gloomy crest
Yo I heard there's CUSSING in-game in Half Sword
untold wraith
Kill Bill is in the game too
indigo hare
lenny its good to have you back ive been stuck with two brits and two Germans pl...
Plus Easter
What am I
gloomy crest
Zo*nds
untold wraith
Plus Easter
Plus sized Easter
gloomy crest
Kill Bill is in the game too
I think I saw a clip of that trailer
indigo hare
Plus sized Easter
😡
indigo hare
🖕
indigo hare
Eastern Island Head?
Fair enough
gloomy crest
I like rocks
wanton portal
@indigo hare I heard that the stonehenge was actually your little toes
care to confirm
indigo hare
I hate rocks
You hate rocks because you’re jealous about the lack of needing to breathe sleep and eat. You wish you were superior
spark quartz
I mean uh
gloomy crest
Me when rock
gloomy crest
holy suckup
Tf I don't mean MOAI
spark quartz
<@822279999796543538> I heard that the stonehenge was actually your little toes
...
Stonehenge is the superior world wonder btw
faint hinge
stonehedge is just a couple rocks
spark quartz
Non-tyrannical rocks
ROASTED
gloomy crest
ROST LIKE TOST
gusty geode
Stonehenge is the superior world wonder btw
stonehenge is only cool because its free
spark quartz
stonehenge is only cool because its free
what artifact in the UK did they not think was free
"Oh what nice pyramids you have"
gusty geode
what artifact in the UK did they not think was free
the public transport system
gloomy crest
stonehedge is just a couple rocks
Stonehenge are just rocks, and weapons are just stick
pearl coral
untold wraith
You just sit there
untold wraith
You hate rocks because you’re jealous about the lack of needing to breathe sleep...
Food is delicious breathing is awesome and sleep is great. You're missing out
gloomy crest
Did you employ St. George's on your ENCRANCHE honhonhon because of Milan
gloomy crest
Disagree
spark quartz
pearl coral
Did you employ St. George's on your ENCRANCHE honhonhon because of Milan
partially
gusty geode
AM I RIGHT
wrong
pearl coral
i mostly did it because i like it and im repping big J
gusty geode
nvidia stocks dropped to 0 dollars
gloomy crest
Before the Milan thing I assumed it was also because of attributed Jesus arms
pearl coral
yuh
gusty geode
i got hungry sorry guys]
pearl coral
that’s most of it
gloomy crest
i mostly did it because i like it and im repping big J
Oh right
untold wraith
nvidia stocks dropped to 0 dollars
I am actually down money rn
pearl coral
i can’t wait for the other side to be done
untold wraith
On Nvidia)
gloomy crest
When's the estimated finish
gusty geode
I am actually down money rn
stop feeding me dollar bills then
gloomy crest
so like february
I can't wait to see the real thing instead of the funny digital rendering
Lol
pearl coral
i’m giving it to my media art teacher and throwing some money at him and giving him no deadline
gusty geode
i can only commit so many federal crimes at once
spark quartz
this is what I imagine misinfo to be like irl
untold wraith
stop feeding me dollar bills then
Ps3 nunchuck
pearl coral
just need to refine the design a teenay bit
gusty geode
actually
gloomy crest
this is what I imagine misinfo to be like irl
Peasant militia who can't even afford a rope helmet be like:
spark quartz
Peasant militia who can't even afford a rope helmet be like:
I am the bread and cheese pea man the bread and cheese pea man
gloomy crest
is it a federal crime to eat a dollar?
I'm not sure but it's a crime to commit murder
indigo hare
is it a federal crime to eat a dollar?
Yes
gloomy crest
Hope that helps
indigo hare
But how would they know
gusty geode
But how would they know
precisely my point
untold wraith
i know its a federal crime to rip one up
Says who
topaz oak
yo
gusty geode
but what if you ate all your dollars
gloomy crest
What if I just drank my water bill instead of paying it
untold wraith
The second the cop hands you the citation just eat it in front of him
pearl coral
@spark quartz do you fw basement castration
topaz oak
What if I just drank my water bill instead of paying it
then you'll get two water bills next month
untold wraith
<@243239405970522114> do you fw basement castration
What
gloomy crest
LOOOOOOOLLL
gusty geode
then you'll get two water bills next month
and you know what you can do with TWO water bills?
drink them
spark quartz
<@243239405970522114> do you fw basement castration
I can imagine what they sound like
gusty geode
infinite water glitch
pearl coral
I can imagine what they sound like
is that a no
untold wraith
it’s a band
Should probably specify that lol
topaz oak
drink them
then you'll get 3 water bills next month
gloomy crest
<@243239405970522114> do you fw basement castration
Tf I thought you meant the process
pearl coral
Should probably specify that lol
i thought it was implied
gusty geode
I can imagine what they sound like
ive seen it before its not a pretty sight
OH THE BAND
pearl coral
Get your head out of the gutter !
spark quartz
is that a no
well, I am a fan of that sort of music but it doesnt sound like it is anything new
gloomy crest
Got me looking up the wikipedia page and seeing a 15th century depiction
spark quartz
If u got a song send it
topaz oak
also is there like a mod help server or sum that i can join
hs enhancer is ragebaiting me
untold wraith
i thought it was implied
I didn't see what y'all was saying i just read what you said and was confused
pearl coral
If u got a song send it
i think you know quite well with a name like that i can’t send any of them here lol
gusty geode
also is there like a mod help server or sum that i can join
hs enhancer is rageb...
guys look i can still do it
topaz oak
<#1315732845666238484>
aight thanks
gusty geode
900 years old and ive still got it
gusty geode
[VI. Exotic dances: c) Schiarazula Marazula (Vol. II No. 49)](https://youtu.be/V...
not the hungarica
gloomy crest
not the hungarica
LOL
spark quartz
i think you know quite well with a name like that i can’t send any of them *here...
Just looked em up, about what I expected lol
gusty geode
all hungary knows is dead currency and river
pearl coral
gloomy crest
BACK PAIN
spark quartz
[VI. Exotic dances: c) Schiarazula Marazula (Vol. II No. 49)](https://youtu.be/V...
tf
gloomy crest
Pray for me
spark quartz
hell no
gloomy crest
My sides
spark quartz
Lenny is a hummingbird main
pearl coral
did you see the canadian condor release
spark quartz
yeah I'm more excited for the golden eagle release tho
gloomy crest
I love how patient he is
pearl coral
tbf i probably won’t even be able to get that 
pearl coral
i’m not one to 100%
gusty geode
Lenny is a hummingbird main
nah ive never really been a hummingbird fan, HP is way too low to make up for it, i fuck heavy with tawny owl mains though
spark quartz
I saw Yes in concert recently 😎
gusty geode
I saw Yes in concert recently 😎
VERY COOL WTH
im actually jealous
i did get a Yes record like last week
pearl coral
gusty geode
and i got a discount on it too
gusty geode
wait really? what did he do?
gusty geode
They did play roundabout
very bizarre
pearl coral
went over to my friend’s house today
dude has a whole story of the house dedicated to computers and arcade machines
so jealous
it was like a game room connected to a game living room connected to a home gym
spark quartz
rich suburbia moment
gusty geode
OH
indigo hare
<@243239405970522114> do you fw basement castration
What
gusty geode
rich suburbia moment
guess who im seeing live in april
spark quartz
guess who im seeing live in april
Nsp?
gloomy crest
dude has a whole story of the house dedicated to computers and arcade machines
Dayum
pearl coral
he had two gaming pcs, four arcade machines, a switch, a ps5, an xbox, another xbox, and a steam deck
spark quartz
he had two gaming pcs, four arcade machines, a switch, a ps5, an xbox, another x...
Whats this address?
spark quartz
gloomy crest
LMFAOOO
gloomy crest
https://tenor.com/view/comando-vermelho-ninja-black-mask-hide-face-disguise-gif-...
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