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@idle crest unc do you have minecraft java
I just wanna give up learning the pitchfork
To be fair, try thrusting with a sword that isn't thin and light irl, it kinda sucks
Well that's the life if you're an estoc wielder like me
Is that the good one?
Draw your TUCKS!!
yeah the 'puter one
Then yes
Brooo
bros gonna say this with that name
LOOOOL
unc do you want to play with us on a medieval minecraft server
1450-1470 server actually
Jk
Holy shit
bro gonna say this when he changed my name
I'm seeing the beautiful forest behind @spark quartz
The lovely leaves grace upon you Sire...
me? No...
may i? (stand unshaken)
I keep seeing memes making out that java is easy compared to bedrock but I've seen my brother play bedrock and he takes half a heart of damage from skeletons without armour, bro on java an arrow from a skeleton is borderline crippling even with ironnarnour
@mighty badger i have a fun beta server if y like that stuff
yeppers, as soon as i get minecraft java i'll let you know :D
Loooolllllslkala
Turn off your mind. RELAX and float downstream.
i want to do a thing where the main focus is a somewhat functioning economy and WAR
I'm 22 I'm not an unc, sure you can invite me although I don't tend to use my computer much
Twins
Oh shit
Wait.
you are 1.5 SamOfSaturns old that's Unc material 'round here
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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!
Oh yeah I forget how much older I actually am than you tbf
what month's your birthday
omfg i js traded
ECONOMY UPDATE IN HALFSWORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLY COMMERCE
you are 1.375 samofsaturns old
ONE POUND FISH
very very cheap one pound fish
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TWO FOR THREE POUND 1ยฃ FISH
16years old still feels like last year to me but it was 6 years ago ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Very very good, one pound fish
aoรปt jit
english only in this channel, come on you're a mod...tsk tsk.
One pouUuuNd feeeesh
Grachocho for reminding the out of line MOD
Justice... integrity.... flammability...
NOT THE GRACHOCHO
That's my motto
I'm considering configuring it to be grachacho
Like muchacho
Idk if that emans something tho
Like a bad w*rd
I feel like I haven't changed at all since I was like 16 but then I see 18 and 19 year olds and they just look and act like children
the sounds they make when u cut their throat is so fucking funny and satisfying
Actual fresh from the womb babies they are
I wish I can find a trainer that's closer to the early modern tuck
The one piece, the one piece is real
Closest thing is purpleheart's "squadroon"
@idle crest i accidentally scratched the hell out of my helmet with 100 grit sandpaper a few days ago and was distraught until i ramshackled a fix
What was the fix and why did you do that?
And it's straight and rapier handled
The primal urge
To just scratch
Also I kinda like the brushed metal look over polished
I think anything other than polished looks good
Polished only looks good when it's really well made, if it's not a well made piece then the polish makes it look cheaper, same with brass, brass makes mid armour look shit
fix: 1000 grit sandpaper circular motion over the 100 grit parts then shave off mystical green brick and erase hard with microfiber cloth
why i did that: remove rust
How merciful art thee
mine isnt super shiny
Aye that sounds like polishing ๐
โค๏ธ
it's like videogame mirror level shiny
I don't think 1k is fine enough to be polishing is it
You sand it with finer and finer sandpaper since different grit sandpapers are better at sanding roughnesses closer to the grit roughness.
At least for knives edges that's more like 6kโ8k+
Holy
I'm shaking in my boooots
You don't start with fine grit sandpaper cus it won't do shit
I'm shaking rooty toooooots
well i went from 100 to 1000 immediately

Way too big of a jump
Once you get to a certain grit of paper you buff the metal, makes it shiny
before unt aftair
worked just fine with a little elbow grease on the greenious stuff
Idk tbh i use steel wool for shit like that.
Here's your neck protection
k
Anything else I just pull out the angle grinder
steel wool hasnt done me much good in my experience
i have a bunch of it but it never seems like the right tool for the job
It's amazingly good at removing rust and small things
It's been two and a half hours
A little too late
That's because you didn't schedule it
Angle grinder will make a surface completely smooth but also brushes the metal so you still need to polish it
supposins the rust i had tried attacking it with was simply too advancรจd
No schedule = Longer wait time
White vinegar
i hardly know'er
Submerge metal in white vinegar and whatever was on it won't be on it anymore
that was a good dinner
You can remove galvanisation off of steel with white vinegar
I didn't even plan your response
yeah i havent done anything like that yet
just sandpaper, steel wool, green miracle object, microfiber, and rem oil
tf is a green miracle object
No schedule, no expedite. That's our way of business
im not sure if its a buff brick or what
bro has the battlefield V logo as their pfp
Honestly I need to buy alot of shit when it comes to stuff like that, I'm still mostly in the process of building my armour and I haven't really put much effort into sanding shit yet.
@gloomy crest im making a pdf file about tuck stancing, soon i will send it to your direct messages
Alrighty
Btw I keep white vinegar by my bed at all times. Just to be safe.
dont try sanding shit, its not that good of an experience
something similar maybe
@mighty badger btw i wanted to tell you via the finished ordinance, but im horribly procrastinating: I'm simplifying the tuck requirement from tuck & buck to either be long or short, further adding freedom of choice (tuck only, with cape, with any shield, etc)
and I'm removing helmet requirements so you can wear mostly whatever helmet
Would you be fine if I also publish it online for accessibility
Same
Tf
glowing
A pdf file? ๐คจ
bro is holding an artifact from Stalker
i've lowkey reached nirvana but that's beside the point
Name change too early
It's not thanksgiving yet
Isn't it Thanksgiving Eve
Which is BEFORE
nope
DAYUM
Me when I roast:
What was your thanksgiving meal like
I rmeember u ate earlier
no, the pilgrims and the natives already made it down our chimney to eat the turkey and cranberry sauce we left out for them yesterday
@idle crest i think im going to branch off into a more historical direction working off my current shitkit starting with a new helmet and then the arming garments and arm harness
I was like "why is he suddenly bringing up my favorite period a lot"
I didn't connect it to Thanksgiving until now
I do I just don't connect it to the historical origins enough lol
Cuz like
Pilgrims are my other favorite scope of the 17th century
Thanks giving sounds so wholesome on paper, but everything I've heard about it is that it's full of arguments and politics etc.
Meanwhile in England our unique annual thing is where we burn a fucking effigy of a guy who tried to blow up parliament, he's the same guy that the anonymous mask is based on. Genuinely a pretty jolly time.
Yea that's what I did
So I think more about their journey, harsh winter, tribal first contact, etc
i dont mind
I'm more interested in Plymouth than Jamestown so far
i'll keep updating it
jolly
You're honestly goated
more weapons, more tucks, more stances
Although my helmets are all generally very nice so I don't need to alter them, but I do have a bunch of not very good bits of armour from the Internet
me want
Bro got the Ancient Roman camp visor
i will don the sallet anyways
Underbite helmet
OOOOH thats cool
my favorite
I'm surprised
whats the pins for?
I was thinking you'd quickly get outta the sallet lol
not really its grown on me lol
I remember how you reacted to the sallet order
opening it
YOOO
uhhh
im going to get this armet from truehistory shop and then order an arm harness from that one cheap ukrainian dude and then get some gauntlets from that one texan guy who sells cool gauntlets
her badonkadonks were out
whats the pins for in the underbite helm
my eyes
which ones
Your wishlist helmet has a bolt action visor
on the visor or on the bottom
both
get good
her boobs were out so any devilish advocacy is null
alright
i like these gauntlte
visor one is so it's easier to just fling your hand into it and open it, the one near the neck is to "unlock" and open it
Buy a mig welder, a cable angle grinder, 2mm thick mild steel sheets, and a ballpeen hammer
Easy
What
Arm harness is easy to make
You did start playing today so it'll take awhile to get
Lol basically
Suit yourself
alright
Thank you for removing that jeez
Hi Dingus
And hi gif cat
wazuzp
Nothing much wbu
Damn what did I miss?
Always looking away at the wrong times it seems
He summarized it
notigh mutch bwo
He said in chat
boobs and domestic violence
Awight nice bwo
this guy's entire harness was made by the ukrainian guy for under like 5k
Sounds like a very interesting combination of concepts
his helmet (Unpictured) was made by the truehistoryshop guy
so i have faith in both vendorz
Holy chaperone
@idle crest are the indian chainmail people as decent a merchant as my fellowmen speak
Indian chainmail has a kind of vegetable oil on it to protect from rust that absolutely fucking reeks
Also worth mentioning that basically any armour from websites and stuff that isn't made to order will be Indian.
India is in South Asia
there will be a day where we can say halfsword tomorrow and it will be factually correct
Yeah?
Subscribe for more facts
ive heard many a tale of people just soaking their maille in a bathtub to get rid of that lol
Istvan Toth if he were a threat
Yeah it's horrendous
i'll miss this, the expectations
after we know what the early access is like, all the mistery will just
vanish
Only the chainmail seems to have it on, Indian plate armour seems to be alright in the vegetable oil department
i wont lol
im ready to play the damn game
I feel like it'd be more exciting if they kept the WIPs hidden despite the want for them
I like watching films without knowing much of them
Blind to trailers
"Oh awesome halfsword is finally downloaded time to play"
[insert 5 goober dollars to begin]
"Watch 5 ten-minute ads before you can play"
i bet my armor's indian
"Enter your email, phone number, and accept subscription emails to continue past beggar rank"
me too
Almost definitely
im just a nostalgic idiot
My armor is American
"Age verification needed"
LOOOOL
i forgot about 99% of them
I only have this American breastplate
Unless you know the guy m who made your armour then it's probably Indian.
but that's alright 
Crossbow, cannon
only the wasps, flail and cabinet stand out to me
thank you India
or what
oh the sneakpeeks then
It's all US sourced and made
Well my breastplate
I doubt the main game will be too much different from the demo in how it plays. I figure it will just be...more of it.
Ur probabky not talking to me though
More scenarios
Pretty sure they said even the current satuff would be severely revamped
Also I hope they bring head popping due to blunt damage back
So its not just "more content"
"Yerp pure 100% american steel right here, godbless the us of a"
Made in china*
Yeah most people have Indian armour, the massively produce it, different armour merchants commonly buy from the same producers which is why you see the exact same bits of armour being sold by different sellers.
Its american as it gets
The main problem with Indian armour is that it's usually pretty thin metal and also the accuracy is never super brilliant, also theyre generally made with fat people in mind
thank you India for caring about my people
tbh other than it being a little long (just below the ribs) it's pretty decent imo
It's a common joke that you have to sit on breastplates sideways until they're bent to fit you
I told y'all my armor is American
Is that a plate for a stab vest?
Squish mentioned
No
โsnot bad
It's an instrument
Oh its a washboard
Specifically, it's a mini frottoir https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vest_frottoir
A vest frottoir or vest rubboard is a percussion instrument used in zydeco music similar to a washboard. It is usually made from pressed, corrugated stainless steel and is worn over the shoulders.
It is played as a rhythm instrument by being stroked downward with either bottle openers or spoons. Many of these instruments are homemade, but Don La...
Different tone
Pretty cool
Common Indian complete lack of shaping in the breastplates and stuff, you know armour was more bulbous and domed, where as mass produced armour is more just bent into shape. But otherwise it's alright, can't really talk about the accuracy cus it's for a period I don't really know much about, especially not that specific kind of armour
I played it for some louisiana based band
The easiest way to tell if it's Indian armour is if it generally just isn't very round
the globularity of the breastplate shapeshifts depending on what angle you approach it from
Yeah it looks fine from that angle
all in all for the price i got it at i'm satisfied
only like 400 bucks or something for that and the spaulders
But from the first one it's obviously been pressed by a machine
im going to buy a massive giornea to go over the breastplate to hide its indian heritage
Isn't that a freaking disease or something
Y u do that
This has a pleasing globality
I mean, it's not a huge deal, money is money and you basically have to choose between made specifically for you armour or Indian reproduction armour
Or foam armor
I'm basically the only guy in my group who doesn't wear Indian stuff and it's cus I make my own shit
beautiful tailored armor for 5000 dollars a piece or flat indian armor for the cost of groceries
red pill blue pill
5000 dollars a piece?
Hyperbole
Per rivet actually
but in america that's not far off
It's a wagyu armor with caviar rivets
Cmon, 10grand iirc is a reasonable price for a full suit which isn't bad tbf
Takes alot of work to make it
Dont need to even pay it
that ukrainian guy with the great prices i think i will probably end up going with down the line
Just force them to
@gloomy crest send me in dms a circle shape of radioburgundian flag, any flag
Yes sire...
It's on my laptop
Brb
This guy here, who was filming the survive history war of the roses video documentary with us, had this made for him for 10grand I think, tempered steel.
it fits within the leather borders of my jacket so well lol
Best I can do is 9k
Huge helmet
PRESENT LIVERIES
so i dont have to put it over my mask and end up with a 10 pound behemoth with literal lag on movement lmao
First one is the circle
thank thee
Mucho grachacho pour vous
Btw this guy tripped while running from cavalry during one of the takes and fell straight in horse shit in his gorgeous armour, really hope survive history keeps that in the video
LOOOOOL
Pure just fucking planted it into the muck
There was one of those deceptively tough tuft of grass things that his foot went into and it just went him off his feet completely
Absolutely fantastic
Hardened steel knight defeated by a tuft of grass
hey even the toughest have their weaknesses!
Poopy!
Bet he had some cleaning to do
villain arc begins
i hate having so many PASSIONS !
Adhd my beloved
It's filthy frank motherfucker, it's filthy frank bitch.
Lord bless your soul
feels like doing one thing is taking away from another thing no matter what
๐ Should I make armour or should I learn quantum physics? Or one of the many other things I'm currently doing or intending on doing?
right
it sucks man
cant practice sword fighting without feeling like im taking away from writing, cant write without taking away from reading, cant read without taking away from learning an instrument, cant learn an instrument without taking away from learning how to draw etc
ts STINKS
One day I'm writing down mathematical reasoning for why electromagnetism is god in every sense and then the day after I'm just making some garment out of chainmail with two pairs of pliers.
Sometimes I like spending my time just reading about horrific or incredibly weird declassified us documents
been trying to block my days into different activities but it's hard to follow
If you have adhd then that's never going to work
just do what you feel like doing for the moment
you cannot tame adhd with paper and planning, just medication
and even THAT is a stretch
idk if i do or i dont
i like reading about the latest paleonthological discoveries
one week i'll be a productive little gentleman and then the next week i wont even have the motivation to do things i enjoy
Bro making armour is only one of my hobbies and I've not finished a single piece of armour yet, I just jump from one to the other. Started making a ciurass and haven't finished my bascinet yet
"guys spinosaurus was actually different to how you thought it was different to how you thought it was different to how you thought it looked"
Literally last week I was basically role playing as a neet and this week Im so busy that i have no time at all to see my boyfriend on any day this week
@idle crest iโm going to pay my art teacher to paint this on the right side of my ecranche
actually i changed the bottom shield a little so it looks more natural
but thatโs basically it
Today I did sword training, tomorrow I'm going to a goth punk gig, say after it's drinking and clubbing, day after more sword fighting, day after even more sword fighting ๐
All whilst building a ciurass
Looks a bit schizo
But also awsome
spinosaurus fans after learning the spinosaurus was ACTUALLY blind, paraplegic and had crippling live cancer
meanwhile t rex fans after leaning the tyranosaurus could activate Kayoken
the empty space is a little icky
the empte space represents balance
and the harmony in negativity with the positivty
long behold in the utter east
i've made a historical drawing version of my tucking armor
what do ya think
Meanwhile mosasaur fans stay winning
eternalized in the sallet
mosasaur fans have won ever since it was discovered
i was expecting something different when you said historical drawing though. made me think you took out the paintbrush
Exactly
Mosasaur is a genuine condendor for coolest fucking thing that ever evolved
yknow this would be awesome for some advertising banner or club
yeppers
i can make one of yours
if you want it
I lost interest in dinosaurs and shit once everyone started blabbering about birds being dinosaurs, like okay you've changed the very definition of what a dinosaur is to include birds based on an extremely faulty method of biological classification that would also classify humans as fish and now you're telling everyone else that they're actually wrong and birds are dinosaurs
how could i make the leaves look more appealing
fossil=dinosaur
the thing is, dinosaurs were WHAT started birds so people just stop there and go "Yep, then its a bird"
Yeah and humans evolved from fish, doesn't make us fish
but they were not, in fact most resembled lizards like the old jp more than the feather full versions of recent
the actual t rex isnt too far off an actual reptile
of course, there were feathered dinosaurs
Based on the birds are dinosaurs logic, birds are reptiles
and vice versa
Vise versa?
reptiles are birds
No because not all reptiles, in fact only very few of them, would be in the aves clade
i knows
i was just complementing the comment XD
he's jolly now dw
@mighty badger
Dinosaurs werent real Thats just what big museum wants you to think so they can rake in cash
the fuck you doin it's Thanksgiving
saying from experience
no they were real I was there
Well I'm on about cladistics which basically determines that anything from a clade is just as much that thing as anything else in the clade, so anything that evolved from reptiles is a reptile.
Obviously this system is stupid.
Big meuseum haha fuck off
So real
lmaooooo
admiral cuum farts
Sometimes, scientists need to shut up and realise that they can't bend the English language around scientific discoveries to make them seem more significant than they are.
If it didn't go extinct before the chicxulub impact or directly as a result of the chicxulub impact then it can't be a dinosaur, regardless of what clade it's from.
You're fucking obscene
This is my ruling
Chicxulub was the cutoff for being a dino, anything after that impact can piss off
Nono he can stay, just dont be a weirdo
Young impressionable men
exactly
If he slips up again in the Court of Mcwonderbeast
I remember that
half the weirdos that join fall into that category
whats a dino
Yeah you fell over.
btw happy thanksgiving everyone!
Happy thanksgiving, I hope you gave enough thanks for everyone because Iโm not thankful for anything ๐ก
Maoi fell off of his gaming rock and suddenly it's raining obsidian on all the dinosaurs
Happy Fourth of July!
Happy Labor Day!
i guess it is
Yes
alright then
Happy genocide of turkeys day
WHAT IN MY ACTIONS IMPLIED THIS MY GOOD SUH
GOOD SIR YOU ARE TREASONOUS TO THIS COURT
THIS IS PARLIAMENT!!!!!!
They all dress stupid
Yes dont argue with me
i want to be a 17th century parliamentarian
Every single one of them has more drip than you or me
no i dont want to finish my spinach. i want cookie now!!!
give me ice cream cookie now!!
In a drought even a teardrop is enough i guess
brb fellas
Actually not me debatably because I walk around in armour alot
LOOOOOOOOOOL
bro.....
this is so wrong but so fucking funny
i've been a saxon this entire time
prepare for my invasion, worm
Why does it have more downloads
you know sky saxon
i think he was in the 60s band The Seeds
OH YOU'RE PUSHIN TOO HAARD PUSHIN ON ME
PUSHIN TOO HARD FOR WHAT YOU WANNA BE
i've heard The Seeds but havent cared enough to search about them
I thought you were a cake that looked exactly like a saxon this whole time.
idk bro im feeling kind of
angry right now
whoever committed this treachery shall pay
How can you eat an electron if there exists only one electron
idk i ate many
But only one exists
I found a really funny glitch
@mighty badger @mighty badger @indigo hare https://youtu.be/HUNb473k90A?si=8Ed5bKG1UVB_yWnr
May 1968. No idea why they overdubbed the horrible audience noise on the album. It's much better without it.
i have destroyed many many universes
It sends you through the floor of the abyss at mach 10
is it the naked one
or is it crashing in ultimate challenge (pretty funny)
pushin too hard ON mEEeeeee... (tooo haaaaaahhhdddd)
The electron is just a distinct manifestation of the fundamental infinity, it doesn't actually exist but it also exists in all places at the same time, you cannot eat it
I literally just did
That's what they want you to think
But to eat an electron, whole numbers would need to be real
i prefer my whole numbers partially truthful
I hate truth and honesty
"Is the number 7 guilty for the Black Zodiac murders in the 1960s??"
You can't eat an electron, just in the same way that you cant drink surface tension itself by drinking a glass of water.
YOU canโt
he's challenging you steve
Make sure to record it
alright and then ill post it on WorldStarHipHop
Its midnight in a few hours i need to do my fallout 76 dailies, im leaving now
Donโt respond to me
Im thankful you are breathing and I get to share this world with you โค๏ธ
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who remembers these from the 90s
i was a frequent in yahoo geocities in 1996
still keep contact with one of em
Aw
People will make age jokes towards me but ignore this from other people
LMFAOOOOOOOO
Well I ate it, cry about it sucka
An "electron" is just an area where the electric force manifests more strongly, it's a quantum of energy and exists nowhere and everywhere at the same time
wait you ate what
oh
nvm
I misread this as "I ate it, [I'm about to] cry about it, [this] sucks."
and i'll eat another.
i ate a cat.
you make want to cry
no cry
thats (in my opinion) kind of cruel
no more cry
In fact the electron is just the numerical value at which said force is strong enough to interact with matter in a specific way.
bro i EAT those whats so hard to understand
saxstros do you like brazilian heraldry
Sextros
like coat of arms, estucheons
sexstrong is preferred, thank you
i dont think we have much of that
You can't eat that, it's not edible. The fabric of spacetime itself cannot be consumed by someone like you.
Brazilian heraldry as a distinct form of heraldry dates to 1822, when Brazil became independent as an Empire, under the reign of the House of Braganza. Being formerly a part of the Portuguese Empire and being ruled by the same Royal House that reigned in Portugal, Brazilian heraldry followed the tradition of Portuguese heraldry.
you have a whole wikipedia page on it
ah yeah sure we had some vestiments
admiral cuum fart and sextros are really dominating this chat today
i like them
OK the globe is bad ass
@indigo hare Wake up
Vincent reference? Vravvo Bince
Wise word for today: dont use a razor to shave your balls. You'll get a couple cuts...
HALF SWORD REFERENCE?
im sorry for you
I've never shaved it before
I pray for your quick recovery to abstain from the pain
hair got tangled then I got cuts
you used a new razor right
might just braid the ball hair like a viking
Yeah
i mean clean sharp blade
from dollar tree
it's not a cheap one right
i wont lie cark, im not big on the brazillian empire heraldry
ok the cheapness is probably it
it was still by all means controlled by Portugal's royal family
i know there's better razors, but i stick to safety shavers out of convenience
oh
5 am halfcord discussions are wild
and i tell you
there's a big difference between super cheap safety razors and just slightly more expensive
22:48 to me
shh
oki
no it's not
super cheap safety razors or whatever they're called is like hella hard to use cleanly
Dude it said DURABLE and long lasting on it.
i love this move
i bet this is not regulated
it's gonna be like "DURABLE (for 5 seconds)"
is the stick really that good I js use swords
the polearms are great hold on a sec
man.
Fair. I was focusing more on the interesint university stuff.
I'm not a fan of the gold and green pallete the imperial family had anyway
bro
kinda feels like a giant mini bee swarm is on me anf then it feels like theyre moving so fast its tickling and irritating my hair but its itch
like hydrocortisone
It's not necessary, don't make the special trip and pay for it immediately.
It may be useful if you wanna be ready incase you get razor burn again.
Mr. Farmer let me harvest your crops.
mr. farter
pollaxes are just long and stubby estocs with supplementary hitty bits
@obsidian garden check em out
LOOOL
Gad dayum cats are so cute
have at it
my two satans
santanas
why the fuck can't I post an image do I gotta beat my willie a certain amount of times?
cough cough
ok Stavros
bruh but I been here since November of last year
its to stop wrongdoers from just entering the server and dropping unforeseeable shit
oh shit you have no level
well that sucks dont it
when a mod comes into chat again inquire about it ig
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what if I'm actually a lvl 100 Mod Boss disguised as a lvl 1 Willie to check on my worker productivity
well... are you?
there seems to be a weird number sliced into a WIllie's forehead if you cut him with a sword
looks like a date
โค๏ธ
They're all BLACK?
the screen is black
because i start the video while the game is loading lol
thats why
it takes a while for them to load tho
yeah it sucks balls, just leave it there a bit until it loads
sometimes took me two minutes
It all works
Stuck on black probs means discord hasnt loaded the video fully yet
Cuz its only the first few secs black
Dingusss me go sleep soon
Sir Moai is present
ALL RISE!!!
You need to actually talk to get image perms. And based on the things youโve said so far, im not too hopeful on whether Thats a good idea for you or not 
He made the same joke on my name again
Like bruh
I am the ball crusher
And you come to me on a summer breeze. Keep me warm in the love that you softly need.
And it's me you need to showww
Say my name
Man
Big loser
He got automodded ๐ญ
LOOOL
I bet he blames me
LOOOOOOL
I'm here to sell my stuff yo but the automods won't even let me say m*th
WTF is my name
Wdym?
Selling what?
they're onto me yo I was trynna sell the stuff. The blue stuff
I bet it's 2% pure
You're worse than season 1 Jesse Pinkman bro and he used fucking chili pepper
OHHHHHH
LMFAOOO
Rest well Tuckmaster. You have a great day ahead of you.
BIZNATCH!!!
Half Sword taunt soundin
So true king
Call me Cark Tuck because I love my tuck
I love half-swording longswords, stabbing as if they're estocs, because it's almost bayonetting
Estoc is basically a specialized musket bayonet
Imagine desicated estocs wielders in WWI
If it gets auto modded then why say it again
Loool
Your peak user combined with peak avatar? Goated
SUMMER BREEZE! Makes me feeel fineee. Bloowing through the jasmine in mah MIIIIIIiiindddd
Joe bless the leaves of the trees, and the autumn breeze emitting from the Utter East.
half swords only sword fighting is with swords
Half Sword swordplay consists of sword fighting using only swords, hearing only swords, seeing only swords.
summer breeze makes me feel fine... blowin through the jasmine in my miiiind
oh im sorry king
No worries. Thank you for rightfully addressing me.
hi
Retrieves your helmet and shield from your arm; resting it on the tableside
I suspect the travel proved minimally troublesome?
Not as many reports of brigands this past few weeks. The monastery nearby was truly grateful of it.
This illustration you present is charming. It would go well displaying in the living quarters.
Yes, sire. As you wish. I've been improving my balance lately ever since the last quarrel with Sir Moai d'Easter.
im over here halfsworing my shi i got armor on my shi
Say, does Your Saturness request any drink this fine day?
Wat
Is there something wrong?
no it was just funny
Understood, sire.
is ts comin out soon ๐ญ
Ma'am
Thank you for joefully addressing me
LMAOOO
mb bro im actually just itchin
Understood, no need to be sorry. I was just sharing the great words of McWonderbeast. Didn't intend to shut you down or anything in that matter
All is well. ๐
@pearl coral Holy sheez: https://www.reddit.com/r/ArmsandArmor/s/RRgvOzBQ1r
I thought I was the only one thinking what modern helmets resemble mostly with cervelliere, like bike helmets and FAST helmets
Picturing modern (Napoleonic and industrial era) soldiers with cervellieres is so fun
any release date announced
Should i eat blue cheese in blue cheese sauce
Not sure bout that
How to take videos on hs
Steam or Shadow Play I feel is most common
I can't get Steam Overlay to work properly so I use my Window's XBOX Game Bar
Last resort: Record the screen with your phone camera on a phone stand
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Meow
do you guys like cheese
i like cream cheese
I got a carolina reaper sauce for my birthday
Niceee
Goated
The Landsknechts used a lot of different weapons. Here are a few of the most popular melee weapons that wielded in that time.
#mittelalter #mittelaltermarkt #reenactment #cosplay #armor #medieval #geschichte #history #swordfighting #renaissancehistory #renaissance #landsknecht
As much as can fit in all the orifices of my head
does anyone wanna watch me box with willie
i promise it's gonna be peak
its like uh
paddy pimblett vs chandler
does mike being called "finger" come from saul saying "i laid finger on him"?
@gloomy crest We need your response
yes but it makes me feel sick if I eat cheese
Iโm going to join vc with my camera on and ram silly string up my nose til I die
I am not lactose intolerant tho
Just full speed ram it up there
damn I can't even upload proof here of my milk drinking shenanigans
And blast it home with a pressure washer
no image perms 1984
Just send it way up there
Just 2 brits having a conversation
Just talking bout ramming cheese up our nose
Just cheesin it
When I was a kid I put cheese in the disc drive of the xbox 360 and it had to be sent for repairs
Or it might have been the Xbox
I don't remember
It was one of them
Thatโs beautiful
Think it must have been the Xbox
because the first Xbox 360 we had got the Red Ring of Death
You fondued your 360?
No I mean the Xbox
i need a referee s obad
I don't know because I don't know what that word means
Melted cheese
The xbox was peak af for toddler year old me
and the 360, man I was balling
I was playing GTA at 7 years old
Going to the hospital in GTA 4 and setting the waiting room on fire with molotovs as a kid was crazy
Going to burger shot and hunting down the fat biker
Unaware of if that was part of the story or not
I was a kid so all I did was run around killing people
GTA 4 is the only reason I never pushed people down stairs , cause I could just get it out on ai
Npcs*
I watched my older brother play the story but I was young ofc so
I was not understanding that shit
I think the game only made me a pyromaniac
๐
Thatโs definitely something
On the topic of influences from videogames
When I was 8 me, my friend and my younger brother collectively pissed in a big jar
And I put the lid on and threw it at my neighbours house while screaming "JARATE"

Did you have the bushwhacka equipped?
Unfortunately not ๐
Youโre just gambling on a random crit?!
Bro ๐
I just sent my older brother a message about this
He'll wake up later, see I sent this of all things at 5am
Iโm getting ready walk my dogs and you sent that message and I coughed while reading and nearly threw up in my face warmer
Thanks for that
Luckily the cheese strings caught it
where dat update att
lmaoooooo
OK, who the hell is Bat9000
What did I do wrong ๐ญ
half sword tomorrow
Yea, I was just tired of the random dates being thrown around to unknowing newcomers. (Also cuz I was being swayed myself)
This is a really weird request, I want a nutty buddy so bad right now. Would anyone fuel my nutty buddy hopes and dreams?
Buy one.
I was going to send a high-res pic of one to fuel them further, but alas, thine chatroom disavows the delivering of images unto thee.
Well thy self has no dabloons
Send thy photograph into thine personal chatroom
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You know full well that I am Swedish
Well then thee peasant should go work in thy field to gather turnips and sell them in exchange for Groschen.
Thee peasant isn't of working age
Hence forth why thee peasant has resided to begginf
Steal turnips from the rich, except from my fields.
I shalst come for thy turnips first.
You can't, thy turnip field is guarded by 168 barons.
I love this game
So itโs delayed?
WHAT IS HALF SWORD DELAYED????
since when
THATS WHAT IM ASKING
I half my sword til i
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i think hes onto something
will the fall of rome be added in EA
you need the entire agr of empires campaign?
@indigo hare
he's thawing
True battlefield V logo as your pfp
V
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guys why are they only gonna do steam remote play multiplayer ๐ญ
(from what I heard that seems like thats what they gonna do)
split screen halfsword wont be peak ๐ฅ
what screaming
you mean the thing u can turn off in the settings ๐ค
it cannot be that deep bro
huh?
didn't know you could do that
ty though
np
higher gore = more parting torsos
wym
I thought parts just disappear if gores off
if you didn't touch the gore setting then idk what's wrong
I thought parts just disappear if it's turned off
doesn't mean like it be harder to cut
lol
from my experience it is harder (actually very hard to even make a dent in the flesh)
but if the bot touch my belly he cut me in 2 parts lol
i'd hate to be you in that position :v
anyone watch Armored MMA?
fr bro




