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gloomy crest
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Yeah I just suck

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I can thrust but I suck

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Like I'm not even motivated to try

pearl coral
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@idle crest unc do you have minecraft java

gloomy crest
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I just wanna give up learning the pitchfork

idle crest
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To be fair, try thrusting with a sword that isn't thin and light irl, it kinda sucks

gloomy crest
idle crest
gloomy crest
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Draw your TUCKS!!

gloomy crest
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More stable than Bedrock

pearl coral
idle crest
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Then yes

spark quartz
gloomy crest
pearl coral
gloomy crest
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Jk

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Holy shit

mighty badger
gloomy crest
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I'm seeing the beautiful forest behind @spark quartz

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The lovely leaves grace upon you Sire...

spark quartz
mighty badger
pearl coral
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just kidding yes

idle crest
# gloomy crest More stable than Bedrock

I keep seeing memes making out that java is easy compared to bedrock but I've seen my brother play bedrock and he takes half a heart of damage from skeletons without armour, bro on java an arrow from a skeleton is borderline crippling even with ironnarnour

gloomy crest
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@mighty badger i have a fun beta server if y like that stuff

mighty badger
gloomy crest
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Turn off your mind. RELAX and float downstream.

pearl coral
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i want to do a thing where the main focus is a somewhat functioning economy and WAR

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pearl coral
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pearl coral
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nevermind you're like 1.2 samofsaturns old

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or 1.3

idle crest
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Oh yeah I forget how much older I actually am than you tbf

mighty badger
stoic trench
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omfg i js traded

gloomy crest
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YOOO

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HOW MUCH GOLD DID YOU PROFIT

mighty badger
gloomy crest
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HOLY COMMERCE

pearl coral
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you are 1.375 samofsaturns old

gloomy crest
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ONE POUND FISH

pearl coral
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very very cheap one pound fish

stoic trench
gloomy crest
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TWO FOR THREE POUND 1ยฃ FISH

idle crest
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16years old still feels like last year to me but it was 6 years ago ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

gloomy crest
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Very very good, one pound fish

pearl coral
gloomy crest
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Come on Willies, come on Willies

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One pound feeesh

mighty badger
gloomy crest
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One pouUuuNd feeeesh

gloomy crest
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Justice... integrity.... flammability...

mighty badger
gloomy crest
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That's my motto

gloomy crest
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Like muchacho

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Idk if that emans something tho

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Like a bad w*rd

idle crest
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I feel like I haven't changed at all since I was like 16 but then I see 18 and 19 year olds and they just look and act like children

stoic trench
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the sounds they make when u cut their throat is so fucking funny and satisfying

idle crest
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Actual fresh from the womb babies they are

gloomy crest
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I wish I can find a trainer that's closer to the early modern tuck

eager kernel
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The one piece, the one piece is real

gloomy crest
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Closest thing is purpleheart's "squadroon"

pearl coral
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@idle crest i accidentally scratched the hell out of my helmet with 100 grit sandpaper a few days ago and was distraught until i ramshackled a fix

gloomy crest
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Which is some 18th century sword

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It's not too long like I like it

idle crest
gloomy crest
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And it's straight and rapier handled

gloomy crest
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To just scratch

idle crest
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Also I kinda like the brushed metal look over polished

gloomy crest
idle crest
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Polished only looks good when it's really well made, if it's not a well made piece then the polish makes it look cheaper, same with brass, brass makes mid armour look shit

pearl coral
pearl coral
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mine isnt super shiny

idle crest
stoic trench
pearl coral
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im a noob

pearl coral
gloomy crest
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I don't think 1k is fine enough to be polishing is it

idle crest
gloomy crest
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At least for knives edges that's more like 6kโ€“8k+

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Holy

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I'm shaking in my boooots

idle crest
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You don't start with fine grit sandpaper cus it won't do shit

gloomy crest
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I'm shaking rooty toooooots

pearl coral
gloomy crest
idle crest
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Once you get to a certain grit of paper you buff the metal, makes it shiny

pearl coral
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before unt aftair

pearl coral
idle crest
gloomy crest
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Here's your neck protection

forest falcon
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k

idle crest
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Anything else I just pull out the angle grinder

pearl coral
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i have a bunch of it but it never seems like the right tool for the job

idle crest
violet ore
gloomy crest
idle crest
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Angle grinder will make a surface completely smooth but also brushes the metal so you still need to polish it

pearl coral
gloomy crest
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No schedule = Longer wait time

pearl coral
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i hardly know'er

idle crest
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Submerge metal in white vinegar and whatever was on it won't be on it anymore

umbral bough
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that was a good dinner

spark quartz
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HA

idle crest
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You can remove galvanisation off of steel with white vinegar

violet ore
pearl coral
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just sandpaper, steel wool, green miracle object, microfiber, and rem oil

forest falcon
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tf is a green miracle object

pearl coral
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idk

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thats why i call it that

gloomy crest
pearl coral
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im not sure if its a buff brick or what

spark quartz
idle crest
gloomy crest
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You like swearing a lot

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LOL

mighty badger
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@gloomy crest im making a pdf file about tuck stancing, soon i will send it to your direct messages

idle crest
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Btw I keep white vinegar by my bed at all times. Just to be safe.

mighty badger
pearl coral
gloomy crest
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@mighty badger btw i wanted to tell you via the finished ordinance, but im horribly procrastinating: I'm simplifying the tuck requirement from tuck & buck to either be long or short, further adding freedom of choice (tuck only, with cape, with any shield, etc)

and I'm removing helmet requirements so you can wear mostly whatever helmet

forest falcon
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i have a small brick of it too

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for knives

gloomy crest
gloomy crest
pearl coral
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think so yeah

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excuse my bioluminescense

gloomy crest
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Tf

forest falcon
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glowing

gloomy crest
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Someone said your name was glowing

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But it's your body that's glowing

spark quartz
pearl coral
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i've lowkey reached nirvana but that's beside the point

gloomy crest
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It's not thanksgiving yet

spark quartz
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you GOOFBALL

gloomy crest
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Which is BEFORE

spark quartz
gloomy crest
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DAYUM

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Me when I roast:

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What was your thanksgiving meal like

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I rmeember u ate earlier

pearl coral
gloomy crest
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Oh shit

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I just realized that's why you were bringing up colonial American pilgrims

pearl coral
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@idle crest i think im going to branch off into a more historical direction working off my current shitkit starting with a new helmet and then the arming garments and arm harness

gloomy crest
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I was like "why is he suddenly bringing up my favorite period a lot"

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I didn't connect it to Thanksgiving until now

pearl coral
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bro doesnt know the Meaning of Thanksgiving

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(the power of friendship)

gloomy crest
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Cuz like

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Pilgrims are my other favorite scope of the 17th century

idle crest
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Thanks giving sounds so wholesome on paper, but everything I've heard about it is that it's full of arguments and politics etc.

Meanwhile in England our unique annual thing is where we burn a fucking effigy of a guy who tried to blow up parliament, he's the same guy that the anonymous mask is based on. Genuinely a pretty jolly time.

gloomy crest
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So I think more about their journey, harsh winter, tribal first contact, etc

gloomy crest
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I'm more interested in Plymouth than Jamestown so far

mighty badger
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i'll keep updating it

pearl coral
gloomy crest
mighty badger
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more weapons, more tucks, more stances

idle crest
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Although my helmets are all generally very nice so I don't need to alter them, but I do have a bunch of not very good bits of armour from the Internet

pearl coral
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me want

gloomy crest
mighty badger
idle crest
mighty badger
pearl coral
gloomy crest
mighty badger
gloomy crest
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I was thinking you'd quickly get outta the sallet lol

mighty badger
gloomy crest
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I remember how you reacted to the sallet order

pearl coral
gloomy crest
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You were like

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"UGH SALLETS??"

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"CARK I HATE U NOW"

gloomy crest
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YOOO

mighty badger
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uhhh

pearl coral
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im going to get this armet from truehistory shop and then order an arm harness from that one cheap ukrainian dude and then get some gauntlets from that one texan guy who sells cool gauntlets

mighty badger
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her badonkadonks were out

pearl coral
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boobs

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and domestic violence

mighty badger
pearl coral
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my eyes

pearl coral
gloomy crest
pearl coral
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on the visor or on the bottom

mighty badger
stoic trench
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how the fuck do you beat the commoner boss please

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this shit is tiring

mighty badger
pearl coral
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her boobs were out so any devilish advocacy is null

stoic trench
pearl coral
# mighty badger both

visor one is so it's easier to just fling your hand into it and open it, the one near the neck is to "unlock" and open it

idle crest
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Easy

pearl coral
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What

idle crest
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Arm harness is easy to make

pearl coral
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i would rather pay the ukrainian guy

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he does good work for cheap

gloomy crest
gloomy crest
idle crest
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Suit yourself

gloomy crest
gloomy crest
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And hi gif cat

jolly silo
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wazuzp

gloomy crest
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Nothing much wbu

idle crest
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Always looking away at the wrong times it seems

gloomy crest
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He summarized it

jolly silo
gloomy crest
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He said in chat

pearl coral
gloomy crest
pearl coral
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this guy's entire harness was made by the ukrainian guy for under like 5k

idle crest
pearl coral
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his helmet (Unpictured) was made by the truehistoryshop guy

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so i have faith in both vendorz

pearl coral
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@idle crest are the indian chainmail people as decent a merchant as my fellowmen speak

idle crest
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Indian chainmail has a kind of vegetable oil on it to protect from rust that absolutely fucking reeks

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Also worth mentioning that basically any armour from websites and stuff that isn't made to order will be Indian.

gloomy crest
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India is in South Asia

jolly silo
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there will be a day where we can say halfsword tomorrow and it will be factually correct

idle crest
gloomy crest
pearl coral
dusky blaze
mighty badger
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after we know what the early access is like, all the mistery will just

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vanish

idle crest
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Only the chainmail seems to have it on, Indian plate armour seems to be alright in the vegetable oil department

amber hare
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im ready to play the damn game

gloomy crest
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I like watching films without knowing much of them

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Blind to trailers

jolly silo
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"Oh awesome halfsword is finally downloaded time to play"
[insert 5 goober dollars to begin]

gloomy crest
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"Watch 5 ten-minute ads before you can play"

gloomy crest
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"Enter your email, phone number, and accept subscription emails to continue past beggar rank"

mighty badger
idle crest
mighty badger
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im just a nostalgic idiot

gloomy crest
jolly silo
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"Age verification needed"

gloomy crest
gloomy crest
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I only have this American breastplate

idle crest
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Unless you know the guy m who made your armour then it's probably Indian.

pearl coral
gloomy crest
mighty badger
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only the wasps, flail and cabinet stand out to me

pearl coral
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thank you India

grave crag
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or what

mighty badger
gloomy crest
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Well my breastplate

dusky blaze
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I doubt the main game will be too much different from the demo in how it plays. I figure it will just be...more of it.

gloomy crest
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Ur probabky not talking to me though

little talon
dusky blaze
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More scenarios

gloomy crest
dusky blaze
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Also I hope they bring head popping due to blunt damage back

gloomy crest
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So its not just "more content"

jolly silo
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"Yerp pure 100% american steel right here, godbless the us of a"
Made in china*

idle crest
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The main problem with Indian armour is that it's usually pretty thin metal and also the accuracy is never super brilliant, also theyre generally made with fat people in mind

pearl coral
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thank you India for caring about my people

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tbh other than it being a little long (just below the ribs) it's pretty decent imo

idle crest
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It's a common joke that you have to sit on breastplates sideways until they're bent to fit you

gloomy crest
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I told y'all my armor is American

idle crest
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I've had to do it many time

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Squish it between by arse and the floor

dusky blaze
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Is that a plate for a stab vest?

gloomy crest
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Squish mentioned

gloomy crest
pearl coral
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โ€˜snot bad

gloomy crest
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It's an instrument

dusky blaze
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Oh its a washboard

gloomy crest
# dusky blaze Oh its a washboard

Specifically, it's a mini frottoir https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vest_frottoir

A vest frottoir or vest rubboard is a percussion instrument used in zydeco music similar to a washboard. It is usually made from pressed, corrugated stainless steel and is worn over the shoulders.
It is played as a rhythm instrument by being stroked downward with either bottle openers or spoons. Many of these instruments are homemade, but Don La...

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Different tone

idle crest
# pearl coral โ€˜snot bad

Common Indian complete lack of shaping in the breastplates and stuff, you know armour was more bulbous and domed, where as mass produced armour is more just bent into shape. But otherwise it's alright, can't really talk about the accuracy cus it's for a period I don't really know much about, especially not that specific kind of armour

gloomy crest
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I played it for some louisiana based band

idle crest
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The easiest way to tell if it's Indian armour is if it generally just isn't very round

pearl coral
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the globularity of the breastplate shapeshifts depending on what angle you approach it from

idle crest
pearl coral
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all in all for the price i got it at i'm satisfied

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only like 400 bucks or something for that and the spaulders

idle crest
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But from the first one it's obviously been pressed by a machine

gloomy crest
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So make it easyy on yourseeheheelf

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Cuzzz breaking uppp is sooo.. very hard to dooo

pearl coral
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im going to buy a massive giornea to go over the breastplate to hide its indian heritage

gloomy crest
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Y u do that

gloomy crest
idle crest
gloomy crest
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Or foam armor

idle crest
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I'm basically the only guy in my group who doesn't wear Indian stuff and it's cus I make my own shit

pearl coral
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beautiful tailored armor for 5000 dollars a piece or flat indian armor for the cost of groceries

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red pill blue pill

gloomy crest
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Blue pill

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My balance is low

idle crest
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5000 dollars a piece?

pearl coral
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Hyperbole

gloomy crest
pearl coral
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but in america that's not far off

gloomy crest
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It's a wagyu armor with caviar rivets

idle crest
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Cmon, 10grand iirc is a reasonable price for a full suit which isn't bad tbf

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Takes alot of work to make it

gloomy crest
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Dont need to even pay it

pearl coral
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that ukrainian guy with the great prices i think i will probably end up going with down the line

gloomy crest
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Just force them to

mighty badger
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@gloomy crest send me in dms a circle shape of radioburgundian flag, any flag

gloomy crest
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It's on my laptop

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Brb

idle crest
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This guy here, who was filming the survive history war of the roses video documentary with us, had this made for him for 10grand I think, tempered steel.

pearl coral
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it fits within the leather borders of my jacket so well lol

gloomy crest
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I'm fucking blasted holy shit

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I'm a swiss cheeser

pearl coral
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yep

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one of the reasons i want a new one

gloomy crest
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PRESENT LIVERIES

pearl coral
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so i dont have to put it over my mask and end up with a 10 pound behemoth with literal lag on movement lmao

mighty badger
gloomy crest
idle crest
gloomy crest
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LOOOOOL

idle crest
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Pure just fucking planted it into the muck

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There was one of those deceptively tough tuft of grass things that his foot went into and it just went him off his feet completely

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Absolutely fantastic

idle crest
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Hardened steel knight defeated by a tuft of grass

mighty badger
pearl coral
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Poopy!

idle crest
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Bet he had some cleaning to do

pearl coral
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i hate having so many PASSIONS !

gloomy crest
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La passionista

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y'all remember when harlem shake was popular

idle crest
idle crest
gloomy crest
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Lord bless your soul

pearl coral
idle crest
pearl coral
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right

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it sucks man

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cant practice sword fighting without feeling like im taking away from writing, cant write without taking away from reading, cant read without taking away from learning an instrument, cant learn an instrument without taking away from learning how to draw etc

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ts STINKS

idle crest
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One day I'm writing down mathematical reasoning for why electromagnetism is god in every sense and then the day after I'm just making some garment out of chainmail with two pairs of pliers.

idle crest
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Sometimes I like spending my time just reading about horrific or incredibly weird declassified us documents

pearl coral
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been trying to block my days into different activities but it's hard to follow

idle crest
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If you have adhd then that's never going to work

mighty badger
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you cannot tame adhd with paper and planning, just medication

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and even THAT is a stretch

pearl coral
mighty badger
pearl coral
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one week i'll be a productive little gentleman and then the next week i wont even have the motivation to do things i enjoy

idle crest
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Bro making armour is only one of my hobbies and I've not finished a single piece of armour yet, I just jump from one to the other. Started making a ciurass and haven't finished my bascinet yet

idle crest
pearl coral
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LIFE IS A JUGGLING ACT BUT I'M THE WRONG KIND OF CLOWN

idle crest
pearl coral
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@idle crest iโ€™m going to pay my art teacher to paint this on the right side of my ecranche

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actually i changed the bottom shield a little so it looks more natural

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but thatโ€™s basically it

idle crest
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Today I did sword training, tomorrow I'm going to a goth punk gig, say after it's drinking and clubbing, day after more sword fighting, day after even more sword fighting ๐Ÿ˜‚

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All whilst building a ciurass

idle crest
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But also awsome

gloomy crest
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hmm okay

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the other variant was nicer i feel

mighty badger
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meanwhile t rex fans after leaning the tyranosaurus could activate Kayoken

pearl coral
gloomy crest
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the empte space represents balance

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and the harmony in negativity with the positivty

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long behold in the utter east

mighty badger
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what do ya think

idle crest
mighty badger
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eternalized in the sallet

gloomy crest
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I have to like it

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lol

mighty badger
gloomy crest
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i was expecting something different when you said historical drawing though. made me think you took out the paintbrush

idle crest
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Mosasaur is a genuine condendor for coolest fucking thing that ever evolved

gloomy crest
mighty badger
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i can make one of yours

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if you want it

idle crest
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I lost interest in dinosaurs and shit once everyone started blabbering about birds being dinosaurs, like okay you've changed the very definition of what a dinosaur is to include birds based on an extremely faulty method of biological classification that would also classify humans as fish and now you're telling everyone else that they're actually wrong and birds are dinosaurs

pearl coral
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how could i make the leaves look more appealing

autumn forge
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fossil=dinosaur

mighty badger
idle crest
mighty badger
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but they were not, in fact most resembled lizards like the old jp more than the feather full versions of recent

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the actual t rex isnt too far off an actual reptile

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of course, there were feathered dinosaurs

idle crest
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Based on the birds are dinosaurs logic, birds are reptiles

mighty badger
idle crest
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Vise versa?

mighty badger
indigo hare
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I love Turkey

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The food

idle crest
mighty badger
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i was just complementing the comment XD

mighty badger
gloomy crest
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@mighty badger

indigo hare
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Dinosaurs werent real Thats just what big museum wants you to think so they can rake in cash

strong ember
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the fuck you doin it's Thanksgiving

glossy python
idle crest
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Well I'm on about cladistics which basically determines that anything from a clade is just as much that thing as anything else in the clade, so anything that evolved from reptiles is a reptile.

Obviously this system is stupid.

idle crest
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So real

forest falcon
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eugh

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my stomach is cussing me out

gloomy crest
strong ember
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admiral cuum farts

idle crest
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Sometimes, scientists need to shut up and realise that they can't bend the English language around scientific discoveries to make them seem more significant than they are.

If it didn't go extinct before the chicxulub impact or directly as a result of the chicxulub impact then it can't be a dinosaur, regardless of what clade it's from.

gloomy crest
indigo hare
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Itโ€™s literally always the newgens

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Why cant yall ever be normal when you join

idle crest
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Chicxulub was the cutoff for being a dino, anything after that impact can piss off

indigo hare
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Nono he can stay, just dont be a weirdo

forest falcon
gloomy crest
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If he slips up again in the Court of Mcwonderbeast

forest falcon
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half the weirdos that join fall into that category

idle crest
faint hinge
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btw happy thanksgiving everyone!

gloomy crest
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Merry christmas!

indigo hare
gloomy crest
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Happy Valentines! minecraftheart

idle crest
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Maoi fell off of his gaming rock and suddenly it's raining obsidian on all the dinosaurs

forest falcon
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is it actually thanks giving

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damn

forest falcon
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i guess it is

gloomy crest
forest falcon
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alright then

indigo hare
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Bro acts like not everyone is American lmao rofl even

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Idiot

idle crest
gloomy crest
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GOOD SIR YOU ARE TREASONOUS TO THIS COURT

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THIS IS PARLIAMENT!!!!!!

gloomy crest
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that's what i plan to dress as

indigo hare
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Yes dont argue with me

gloomy crest
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i want to be a 17th century parliamentarian

idle crest
gloomy crest
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give me ice cream cookie now!!

indigo hare
mighty badger
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brb fellas

idle crest
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Actually not me debatably because I walk around in armour alot

forest falcon
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the duality of 3d printing ๐Ÿ˜ญ .

gloomy crest
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SAX IS BRB'ING

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SAXSTROS OF SAXONY

gloomy crest
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bro.....

gloomy crest
mighty badger
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prepare for my invasion, worm

forest falcon
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Why does it have more downloads

gloomy crest
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i think he was in the 60s band The Seeds

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OH YOU'RE PUSHIN TOO HAARD PUSHIN ON ME

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PUSHIN TOO HARD FOR WHAT YOU WANNA BE

mighty badger
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i've heard The Seeds but havent cared enough to search about them

gloomy crest
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pushin too hard on meee (TOO HAAARRRRD)

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bangs on the organ

idle crest
mighty badger
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wait... what sorcery is this

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WHY IS MY NAME SO NORMAL AGAIN

gloomy crest
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saxstros is probably your best name btw

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i love it more than the electron eater

mighty badger
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idk bro im feeling kind of

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angry right now

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whoever committed this treachery shall pay

idle crest
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How can you eat an electron if there exists only one electron

mighty badger
idle crest
sweet sierra
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I found a really funny glitch

gloomy crest
mighty badger
sweet sierra
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It sends you through the floor of the abyss at mach 10

gloomy crest
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this last song we intend to do

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ONE TWO THREE FOUR

gloomy crest
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or is it crashing in ultimate challenge (pretty funny)

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pushin too hard ON mEEeeeee... (tooo haaaaaahhhdddd)

idle crest
idle crest
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But to eat an electron, whole numbers would need to be real

gloomy crest
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i prefer my whole numbers partially truthful

indigo hare
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I hate truth and honesty

gloomy crest
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"Is the number 7 guilty for the Black Zodiac murders in the 1960s??"

idle crest
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You can't eat an electron, just in the same way that you cant drink surface tension itself by drinking a glass of water.

indigo hare
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YOU canโ€™t

gloomy crest
indigo hare
#

Make sure to record it

gloomy crest
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This challenge is sponsored by Red Bull

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yooo red bull is backing this up

gloomy crest
indigo hare
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Its midnight in a few hours i need to do my fallout 76 dailies, im leaving now

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Donโ€™t respond to me

faint hinge
indigo hare
#

๐Ÿ˜ก

gloomy crest
gloomy crest
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who remembers these from the 90s

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i was a frequent in yahoo geocities in 1996

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still keep contact with one of em

indigo hare
mighty badger
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Well I ate it, cry about it sucka

idle crest
#

An "electron" is just an area where the electric force manifests more strongly, it's a quantum of energy and exists nowhere and everywhere at the same time

gloomy crest
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wait you ate what

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oh

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nvm

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I misread this as "I ate it, [I'm about to] cry about it, [this] sucks."

mighty badger
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you make want to cry

gloomy crest
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no cry

mighty badger
#

thats (in my opinion) kind of cruel

gloomy crest
#

no more cry

idle crest
#

In fact the electron is just the numerical value at which said force is strong enough to interact with matter in a specific way.

mighty badger
gloomy crest
#

saxstros do you like brazilian heraldry

mighty badger
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explain

strong ember
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Sextros

gloomy crest
mighty badger
mighty badger
idle crest
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Brazilian heraldry as a distinct form of heraldry dates to 1822, when Brazil became independent as an Empire, under the reign of the House of Braganza. Being formerly a part of the Portuguese Empire and being ruled by the same Royal House that reigned in Portugal, Brazilian heraldry followed the tradition of Portuguese heraldry.

#

you have a whole wikipedia page on it

mighty badger
strong ember
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admiral cuum fart and sextros are really dominating this chat today

mighty badger
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i like them

gloomy crest
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OK the globe is bad ass

gloomy crest
strong ember
#

Vincent reference? Vravvo Bince

obsidian garden
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Wise word for today: dont use a razor to shave your balls. You'll get a couple cuts...

gloomy crest
#

HALF SWORD REFERENCE?

obsidian garden
gloomy crest
obsidian garden
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hair got tangled then I got cuts

gloomy crest
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you used a new razor right

obsidian garden
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might just braid the ball hair like a viking

obsidian garden
gloomy crest
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i mean clean sharp blade

obsidian garden
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from dollar tree

gloomy crest
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it's not a cheap one right

mighty badger
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i wont lie cark, im not big on the brazillian empire heraldry

gloomy crest
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ok the cheapness is probably it

mighty badger
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it was still by all means controlled by Portugal's royal family

gloomy crest
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i know there's better razors, but i stick to safety shavers out of convenience

forest falcon
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5 am halfcord discussions are wild

gloomy crest
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and i tell you

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there's a big difference between super cheap safety razors and just slightly more expensive

mighty badger
forest falcon
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shh

mighty badger
#

oki

forest falcon
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no it's not

gloomy crest
# obsidian garden oh

super cheap safety razors or whatever they're called is like hella hard to use cleanly

obsidian garden
mighty badger
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i love this move

gloomy crest
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it's gonna be like "DURABLE (for 5 seconds)"

obsidian garden
mighty badger
obsidian garden
gloomy crest
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I'm not a fan of the gold and green pallete the imperial family had anyway

obsidian garden
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dude

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it itches so bad

gloomy crest
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with bad razors

obsidian garden
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bro

gloomy crest
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that's basically razor burn im pretty sure

#

get anti itch lotion

obsidian garden
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kinda feels like a giant mini bee swarm is on me anf then it feels like theyre moving so fast its tickling and irritating my hair but its itch

gloomy crest
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like hydrocortisone

obsidian garden
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money tight

gloomy crest
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It's not necessary, don't make the special trip and pay for it immediately.

It may be useful if you wanna be ready incase you get razor burn again.

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Mr. Farmer let me harvest your crops.

strong ember
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mr. farter

gloomy crest
gloomy crest
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Gad dayum cats are so cute

gloomy crest
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the beautiful squishies

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i want to hug dem

mighty badger
#

my two satans

gloomy crest
#

santanas

strong ember
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why the fuck can't I post an image do I gotta beat my willie a certain amount of times?

strong ember
#

ok Stavros

mighty badger
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you need level 2 on the server

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just chat around a bit

strong ember
#

bruh but I been here since November of last year

mighty badger
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its to stop wrongdoers from just entering the server and dropping unforeseeable shit

mighty badger
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well that sucks dont it

#

when a mod comes into chat again inquire about it ig

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strong ember
#

what if I'm actually a lvl 100 Mod Boss disguised as a lvl 1 Willie to check on my worker productivity

strong ember
#

there seems to be a weird number sliced into a WIllie's forehead if you cut him with a sword

#

looks like a date

#

โค๏ธ

obsidian garden
#

the screen is black

mighty badger
#

thats why

#

it takes a while for them to load tho

obsidian garden
#

Oh

#

Still black

#

might be discord bug

mighty badger
#

yeah it sucks balls, just leave it there a bit until it loads

#

sometimes took me two minutes

gloomy crest
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Stuck on black probs means discord hasnt loaded the video fully yet

#

Cuz its only the first few secs black

gloomy crest
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Sir Moai is present

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ALL RISE!!!

indigo hare
gloomy crest
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Like bruh

strong ember
#

I am the ball crusher

indigo hare
gloomy crest
#

And you come to me on a summer breeze. Keep me warm in the love that you softly need.

#

And it's me you need to showww

strong ember
#

Say my name

gloomy crest
indigo hare
gloomy crest
#

LOOOOOL

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LOOOOOOOOOL

indigo hare
#

He got automodded ๐Ÿ˜ญ

gloomy crest
#

LOOOL

indigo hare
#

I bet he blames me

gloomy crest
#

LOOOOOOL

strong ember
#

I'm here to sell my stuff yo but the automods won't even let me say m*th

#

WTF is my name

indigo hare
#

Wdym?

strong ember
#

they're onto me yo I was trynna sell the stuff. The blue stuff

mighty badger
gloomy crest
#

Boooom

#

Mic drop

mighty badger
#

You're worse than season 1 Jesse Pinkman bro and he used fucking chili pepper

gloomy crest
#

OHHHHHH

mighty badger
#

Why did I get a hypeman all of a sudden

#

Well he's gone

#

Back to my sleep I go

gloomy crest
gloomy crest
pearl coral
#

BIZNATCH!!!

gloomy crest
#

Half Sword taunt soundin

indigo hare
#

So true king

gloomy crest
#

Call me Cark Tuck because I love my tuck

#

I love half-swording longswords, stabbing as if they're estocs, because it's almost bayonetting

#

Estoc is basically a specialized musket bayonet

#

Imagine desicated estocs wielders in WWI

untold wraith
gloomy crest
gloomy crest
#

SUMMER BREEZE! Makes me feeel fineee. Bloowing through the jasmine in mah MIIIIIIiiindddd

#

Joe bless the leaves of the trees, and the autumn breeze emitting from the Utter East.

turbid rain
#

half swords only sword fighting is with swords

gloomy crest
#

Half Sword swordplay consists of sword fighting using only swords, hearing only swords, seeing only swords.

gloomy crest
gloomy crest
#

Please, you don't have permissions for that yet

valid river
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oh im sorry king

gloomy crest
pearl coral
#

hi

gloomy crest
#

Sammich

gloomy crest
#

Retrieves your helmet and shield from your arm; resting it on the tableside

#

I suspect the travel proved minimally troublesome?

#

Not as many reports of brigands this past few weeks. The monastery nearby was truly grateful of it.

gloomy crest
gloomy crest
valid river
#

im over here halfsworing my shi i got armor on my shi

gloomy crest
#

Say, does Your Saturness request any drink this fine day?

pearl coral
#

no it was just funny

gloomy crest
smoky gyro
#

is ts comin out soon ๐Ÿ˜ญ

gloomy crest
gloomy crest
#

LMAOOO

gloomy crest
#

Understood, no need to be sorry. I was just sharing the great words of McWonderbeast. Didn't intend to shut you down or anything in that matter

All is well. ๐Ÿ™

#

Picturing modern (Napoleonic and industrial era) soldiers with cervellieres is so fun

grand osprey
#

any release date announced

gloomy crest
high briar
#

Should i eat blue cheese in blue cheese sauce

gloomy crest
hexed shoal
#

How to take videos on hs

gloomy crest
#

I can't get Steam Overlay to work properly so I use my Window's XBOX Game Bar

#

Last resort: Record the screen with your phone camera on a phone stand

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bold spire
#

Meow

empty bear
#

do you guys like cheese

quartz basalt
#

i like cream cheese

craggy trail
#

I got a carolina reaper sauce for my birthday

gloomy crest
#

Niceee

#

Goated

proven root
sullen harness
#

does anyone wanna watch me box with willie

#

i promise it's gonna be peak

#

its like uh

#

paddy pimblett vs chandler

pearl coral
#

does mike being called "finger" come from saul saying "i laid finger on him"?

craggy trail
frigid inlet
proven root
#

Iโ€™m going to join vc with my camera on and ram silly string up my nose til I die

frigid inlet
#

I am not lactose intolerant tho

proven root
#

Just full speed ram it up there

frigid inlet
#

damn I can't even upload proof here of my milk drinking shenanigans

proven root
#

And blast it home with a pressure washer

frigid inlet
#

no image perms 1984

proven root
#

Just send it way up there

#

Just 2 brits having a conversation

#

Just talking bout ramming cheese up our nose

#

Just cheesin it

frigid inlet
#

When I was a kid I put cheese in the disc drive of the xbox 360 and it had to be sent for repairs

#

Or it might have been the Xbox

#

I don't remember

#

It was one of them

proven root
#

Thatโ€™s beautiful

frigid inlet
#

Think it must have been the Xbox

#

because the first Xbox 360 we had got the Red Ring of Death

proven root
#

You fondued your 360?

frigid inlet
#

No I mean the Xbox

sullen harness
frigid inlet
#

as in

#

the first one

proven root
#

Oh yeah

#

But you did fondue it?

#

Thatโ€™s respect

frigid inlet
#

I don't know because I don't know what that word means

proven root
#

Melted cheese

frigid inlet
#

French I imagine tho

#

Oh

#

Idk, I was like 3 or 4 or something

proven root
#

Melted cheese and you eat it with like bits of bread

#

Fondue

frigid inlet
#

The xbox was peak af for toddler year old me

#

and the 360, man I was balling

#

I was playing GTA at 7 years old

#

Going to the hospital in GTA 4 and setting the waiting room on fire with molotovs as a kid was crazy

proven root
#

Going to burger shot and hunting down the fat biker

frigid inlet
#

Unaware of if that was part of the story or not

#

I was a kid so all I did was run around killing people

proven root
#

GTA 4 is the only reason I never pushed people down stairs , cause I could just get it out on ai

#

Npcs*

frigid inlet
#

I watched my older brother play the story but I was young ofc so

#

I was not understanding that shit

frigid inlet
#

๐Ÿ’€

proven root
#

Thatโ€™s definitely something

frigid inlet
#

Problem: the law says don't set things on fire

#

So I don't

#

But, I want to

proven root
#

The law says pay money to watch tab

#

Tv

frigid inlet
#

On the topic of influences from videogames

#

When I was 8 me, my friend and my younger brother collectively pissed in a big jar

#

And I put the lid on and threw it at my neighbours house while screaming "JARATE"

proven root
#

Did you have the bushwhacka equipped?

frigid inlet
#

Unfortunately not ๐Ÿ˜”

proven root
#

Youโ€™re just gambling on a random crit?!

frigid inlet
#

I was 8 I was gambling on them not finding out I did it

#

๐Ÿ’€

proven root
#

Bro ๐Ÿ’€

frigid inlet
#

I just sent my older brother a message about this

#

He'll wake up later, see I sent this of all things at 5am

proven root
#

Iโ€™m getting ready walk my dogs and you sent that message and I coughed while reading and nearly threw up in my face warmer

#

Thanks for that

frigid inlet
#

Haha

#

Sorry bossman lmao

proven root
#

Luckily the cheese strings caught it

queen coral
#

where dat update att

gloomy crest
#

OK, who the hell is Bat9000

nova harbor
#

What did I do wrong ๐Ÿ˜ญ

gloomy crest
#

Bruh

rigid shadow
#

half sword tomorrow

nova harbor
# gloomy crest Bruh

Yea, I was just tired of the random dates being thrown around to unknowing newcomers. (Also cuz I was being swayed myself)

gloomy crest
#

This is a really weird request, I want a nutty buddy so bad right now. Would anyone fuel my nutty buddy hopes and dreams?

nova harbor
gloomy crest
gloomy crest
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#

You know full well that I am Swedish

fast nymph
gloomy crest
#

Hence forth why thee peasant has resided to begginf

fast nymph
gloomy crest
fast nymph
pseudo lintel
#

I love this game

wintry kiln
#

So itโ€™s delayed?

sick folio
#

WHAT IS HALF SWORD DELAYED????

golden nacelle
#

1 willion days no halfsword

golden nacelle
sick folio
#

THATS WHAT IM ASKING

potent yew
#

I half my sword til i

golden nacelle
#

(im in denial)

tepid field
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?

#

2025

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agile thistle
#

i think hes onto something

golden nacelle
#

this man cooking

wanton portal
#

will the fall of rome be added in EA

spark quartz
wanton portal
#

@spark quartz what

#

why are you jolly now

#

its still November

forest falcon
#

he's thawing

spark quartz
forest falcon
#

V

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#
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forest falcon
#

iz cool

#

missed opportunity to flip the letter A upside down SadKnight

wanton portal
#

lame

#

or basic

forest falcon
#

just like me

gloomy crest
#

Hello everyone I have left and rejoin this server over the course of maybe the year I finally remembered my discord password and I have been watching and loving the clips people have been uploading

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outer oriole
#

guys why are they only gonna do steam remote play multiplayer ๐Ÿ˜ญ

#

(from what I heard that seems like thats what they gonna do)

#

split screen halfsword wont be peak ๐Ÿฅ€

royal vessel
#

wild

#

but who can agree that the screaming in half sword is so outragesly annoying

outer oriole
#

you mean the thing u can turn off in the settings ๐Ÿค”

outer oriole
#

it cannot be that deep bro

royal vessel
#

huh?

royal vessel
#

ty though

outer oriole
edgy briar
#

did they nerf it?

#

it's been hard to bysepting with it

#

hmm

mystic ice
#

higher gore = more parting torsos

edgy briar
#

I thought parts just disappear if gores off

mystic ice
#

if you didn't touch the gore setting then idk what's wrong

edgy briar
#

doesn't mean like it be harder to cut

#

lol

mystic ice
#

from my experience it is harder (actually very hard to even make a dent in the flesh)

edgy briar
mystic ice
#

i'd hate to be you in that position :v

night terrace
#

anyone watch Armored MMA?