general-catfish-🐱🐟

[eager jungle]

im pretty sure we always had gagging when you cut their throats

[exotic kite]

when you slit his throat

[deft moss]

sheesh and detestable*

[eager jungle]

no

[exotic kite]

but now theres actual gagging

[eager jungle]

just lower your npc damage

gagging has been since the earliest demo

like 0.3

[gloomy crest]

Cheese and the mist*

Wait for announcement. NEXT QUESTION

[exotic kite]

what does he mean

is half sword only a demo?

[gloomy crest]

He's talking about early access

[tidal pulsar]

Bruh...

[gloomy crest]

Yesp

[tawny bear]

tried highgalaxymarshal on ai

[autumn laurel]

excuse me wtf?

[exotic kite]

what else could they possibly add

[indigo hare]

I think it would actually be faster for you, to type it all in one message. Youre hitting the enter key, which takes at least a quarter of a second. So you’re wasting a second every few messages. In other words, type in one message, god damnit

[deft moss]

Alot

[exotic kite]

battle royale half sword 🤤

[wheat brook]

What?

[gloomy crest]

@exotic kite @tidal pulsar Further reading: #general-catfish-🐱🐟 message

[autumn laurel]

it sounds like you're making a suggestion, when its anything but

[wheat brook]

You got your ass beat that’s all I’m seeing

[gloomy crest]

I know right? Holy inefficiency

[deft moss]

My naked Willie is out

[exotic kite]

sorry that you cant keep track

👅

[autumn laurel]

yes but apart from that, the stab was complete bs

[exotic kite]

send ss

[wheat brook]

You got your ass beat

[tawny bear]

pretty sure this one was aware

[wheat brook]

By a computer

[autumn laurel]

im gonna check your modlogs

[gloomy crest]

It clutters a fast-paced chatroom with your fragmented messages.

[indigo hare]

You should be. It’s your responsibility, so you have to fix it

[tawny bear]

@wheat brook you are cooked

[exotic kite]

im no longer sorry since you like to rub it in

[pearl coral]

a doublet is for higher class people who can afford rigid defense

[indigo hare]

Youre cruisin for a bruisin

[exotic kite]

😱

[gloomy crest]

I assume that's more specifically the arming doublet tho

I'm referring to a more civilian doublet

Like the kind of stuff you might see in the early modern

[exotic kite]

im just faster

[gloomy crest]

How is that any good

[pearl coral]

why would you use that in a military context then

[exotic kite]

bc ya

[gloomy crest]

True

[eager jungle]

multiplayer sneak

[exotic kite]

old news

ignore

[eager jungle]

that willie is a fake

[gloomy crest]

Because we're poor

[eager jungle]

they never move like that

[autumn laurel]

that second stab was more like the weapon was deciding where to go

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[exotic kite]

im gonna go check my level for the 2nd time

within 10 minutes

bc im impatience

[tidal pulsar]

MrBeast I forgive you, do not worry its all good.

[eager jungle]

shouldnt have attached magnets to your chest

[exotic kite]

im level 2

finally

hard work

[autumn laurel]

im gonna set you back to lvl 0 for being annoying

[eager jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1405734839604482240/1416385871766224896/a5z6jq.gif

[tawny bear]

@pearl coral your name got me this

[exotic kite]

hey pal

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-heads-cats-magnets-heads-meme-gif-27167350

[exotic kite]

i know youre a mod

but hold your horses

[indigo hare]

No he’s not

[exotic kite]

my bad

[gloomy crest]

I honestly stand by this

[autumn laurel]

yor'ue*

[gloomy crest]

Poor behavior should not be awarded

[indigo hare]

Im lying hes a mod

[exotic kite]

thought mod team meant he was a mod

[exotic kite]

thank you

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/you'd-like-to-think-that-princess-bride-gif-2565262926337450450

[eager jungle]

i have this since like 2020

[exotic kite]

now i can finally flex my minecraft shaders

🤤

[autumn laurel]

lets all shun this person

[tawny bear]

this one ?

[exotic kite]

nah not me

hes talking about you

[gloomy crest]

Shun them

https://tenor.com/view/throwing-tomatoes-spongebob-meme-gif-26952964

[exotic kite]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-automaton-slam-dunk-gif-35737192503175426

[tawny bear]

clearly its you

[exotic kite]

says who

[tawny bear]

him

[indigo hare]

Says zenonex

They just said it

[exotic kite]

he never gave a definitive target

[indigo hare]

See

[exotic kite]

i dont think hes the one who said

shun them

or whatever

you said

[indigo hare]

Im leaving to cook my Turkey

[exotic kite]

have fun

[indigo hare]

Thanks

[tough glen]

Why a turkey?

[exotic kite]

british

nvm

britsh

[stoic trench]

[tough glen]

Yes

[gloomy crest]

Aight cya

[exotic kite]

🤤

[indigo hare]

Bro doesn’t know about the best holiday

[gloomy crest]

Cooking turkey mod

[indigo hare]

Bye

[stoic trench]

BRO IM STILL AT BEGGAR

[gloomy crest]

Bye

[tough glen]

Alright*

[tough glen]

I know Christmas

[exotic kite]

good work

[gloomy crest]

Arght*

[gloomy crest]

Arght. Work them arms

[tough glen]

Close mouth*

[stoic trench]

💔

[umbral bough]

mmmmm

[gloomy crest]

Joe*

[stoic trench]

ew

[exotic kite]

everyone respond to my shaders at ONCE

[tough glen]

That’s burned

[stoic trench]

im sorry😭

[gloomy crest]

Looks good

[stoic trench]

who eats the skin

[exotic kite]

its caramalized

[gloomy crest]

I think that amount of charring is decent

[stoic trench]

buns

[tough glen]

I like chicken skin from kfc thank you

Also the chicken would be burned

[gloomy crest]

Obviously not the best for your health but tastewise it should be fine

[stoic trench]

i mean this kinda chicken skin

[exotic kite]

is it charring

i thought it was caramelization

idk how to spell

[wintry ingot]

@spark quartz valid?

[gloomy crest]

Caramelization is a different process

You had the correct spelling.

[lucid delta]

charring is when your food is cooked 💔

[exotic kite]

it looks like it was caramelized

[stoic trench]

how do i aim for body parts

[exotic kite]

to me

charring is like

[stoic trench]

no

[exotic kite]

on the skin itself

[tough glen]

https://tenor.com/view/gru-ai-video-gif-2944988925451634787

[autumn laurel]

made me nose exhale

[exotic kite]

maybe im wrong

[stoic trench]

nose exhale is diabolical brotato

[tough glen]

https://tenor.com/view/gru-moon-gif-10973131198585528214

[gloomy crest]

That is incorrect

[wintry ingot]

😔

[exotic kite]

i cook a lot but ive never cooked a turkey

[lucid delta]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-pizza-eating-gif-21094370

[stoic trench]

bro got a big ass stomache

[wintry ingot]

no idea whether thats good or not

[autumn laurel]

thats almost a laugh, why sad?

[stoic trench]

HOW DO I AIM FOR BODY PARTS

[exotic kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368723583614058527/1420898552338448435/image0.gif

[wintry ingot]

i'm not exactly savvy mb

[gloomy crest]

You're wrong because you can cut a slice of meat including the caramelized skin and grill it. You would be charring the meat with grillmarks after placing it on the fire.

[lucid delta]

swinga da sword

[stoic trench]

howd you know

[stoic trench]

holy smart

[gloomy crest]

Charring and caramelizing has nothing to do with what part of the food is being affected.

[exotic kite]

you use a 1 instead of an I in your username

[stoic trench]

reasonable

[exotic kite]

tinky

[stoic trench]

woah

[gloomy crest]

Omg

Woahhhh

WOAHHHH

[exotic kite]

yeah sorry man

too far?

[stoic trench]

BRO IM GONNA ACTUALLY TWEAK

fuck this game

❤️

[exotic kite]

i also have this shader

[stoic trench]

buns

[exotic kite]

tinky

[stoic trench]

slinky

[exotic kite]

i fw those

[stoic trench]

you like usagi calm down

[stoic trench]

type shit

[gloomy crest]

I don't like shaders

[stoic trench]

i like my meat raw

[exotic kite]

you like

is that gojo

[stoic trench]

HELP

[exotic kite]

i cant tell

bright asl

[stoic trench]

gojo is diabolical

its sasori

[exotic kite]

so

gojo knockoff

?

look the same

[stoic trench]

no💔

sasori is much cooler

and prettier

[exotic kite]

my shaders get progressively more buns

ngl

[stoic trench]

first one was cool

[exotic kite]

this one is just

okay

this one is also just okay

too bright

this one is also kinda just

meh

[exotic kite]

yeah this one is fire

[exotic kite]

i can send you the shader for this one if you wanna use it

but your PC needs to be really powerful

to run it above 100

my computer

is

pretty high in

gen

or whatever

[zenith matrix]

just use photon 🤷

[exotic kite]

whats that

i use iris

[zenith matrix]

has crazy lookin clouds

its an iris shader

[exotic kite]

oh you havent seen

the clouds on this shader

the clouds are insane

[zenith matrix]

i dont think they beat this

[exotic kite]

those clouds are pretty good

[zenith matrix]

im pretty sure they use a weather gen system

[exotic kite]

in my opinion they do

i can go on rn and take an SS

[exotic kite]

theyre hella good

[zenith matrix]

these are by far the most realistic lookin clouds

unless you show me fuckin]

[exotic kite]

okay this shows the clouds better

[zenith matrix]

gta 6 raytraced pathtraced unlocked volumetrics

[exotic kite]

theyre hella good

lemme see if mine look better

ill send an ss

[tidal pulsar]

Only Vintage story.

Minecraft but better

[zenith matrix]

vintage story can be played in minecraft with enough mods

[stoic trench]

yeah

[tidal pulsar]

Its simpler to just get vintage story.

https://tenor.com/view/vintagestory-hopon-vintage-story-hoponvintagestory-gif-13775953565271884896

[zenith matrix]

if i want to torture myself id much rather just play BTW

[unreal bay]

i like this game

you can do soo much

[exotic kite]

yours are lowkey better

ngl

[spiral thicket]

have yall heard about space engine

[outer stratus]

I liked vintage story so much I decided to do it irl

[pearl coral]

hi

[cyan lodge]

dont let big thrust & stab fool you into thinking blunt damage with the pitchfork is unoptimal

[exotic kite]

mine are still hella good though

yours are better cant lie

[gloomy crest]

Check out my shaders

[zenith matrix]

those arent bad

they look pretty aesthetically pleasing

[digital hedge]

Bro has those pre-alpha shaders

[gloomy crest]

Hi again

[zenith matrix]

i just cant go back from the photon clouds

[exotic kite]

theyre a bit pixelated you can see

[zenith matrix]

they have individual settings for like every cloud type

[exotic kite]

but still high quality

the main reason i use iteration shaders

is solely because of the end

[zenith matrix]

i wish there was a shader with blocklight shadowing :(

[exotic kite]

like you cant tell me

this isnt peak

[zenith matrix]

yeah thats pretty cool

[lunar stream]

i used to have hoop dreams till i found out there were other ways to score

[lunar stream]

it isnt

[exotic kite]

:(

[zenith matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/bart-simpson-bart-stare-simpsons-jgmm-capcut-spin-filter-gif-11221581157512010324

[lunar stream]

shaders that make the end look like space suck ass imo

[exotic kite]

are we fr

[tawny bear]

https://tenor.com/view/android-meme-low-quality-gif-25555296

[gloomy crest]

The Granada man strikes again

[gloomy crest]

You're just jealous

[exotic kite]

i am

never seen

[exotic kite]

such high quality

[tawny bear]

thats not how a horse looks like

[exotic kite]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-meme-skeleton-running-flesh-freddy-fleshbear-eyes-emoji-gif-7605047238700658487

[tawny bear]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-creepy-scary-weird-licking-gif-16471033

[exotic kite]

what movie is ts from

it looks like an old animal farm '

[spiral thicket]

space engine looks better frfr

[exotic kite]

dk what that is

[spiral thicket]

damn

[exotic kite]

what am i even looking at

[tawny bear]

https://tenor.com/view/he-looks-strange-stunned-look-surprise-strange-gif-38708524106387845

[spiral thicket]

kerr black hole

spins so fast theres no event horizon [i think atleast idk about it much]

[exotic kite]

that looks hella good

[tawny bear]

https://tenor.com/view/licking-lips-shaq-flirty-shaquille-oneal-seductive-gif-23776129

[exotic kite]

is it on curseforge

[spiral thicket]

oh nah its a different game

:D

[exotic kite]

oh

[spiral thicket]

sorry to get ur hopes up-

[exotic kite]

thought that was minecraft

[spiral thicket]

maybe someday

[exotic kite]

you will be executed...

[spiral thicket]

dang here goes the ocd again

can you delete that message

[exotic kite]

what

[spiral thicket]

i hate this

[exotic kite]

idk wym

[spiral thicket]

im gonna go get a drink

[gloomy crest]

LOOOOL

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[unreal bay]

dont get to drunk

[spiral thicket]

uhm

i mean

[exotic kite]

the glaze

[spiral thicket]

not alcohol

[gloomy crest]

Or else the centurion is gonna get you

[still scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/syfm-sybau-meme-cat-gif-11875184774392728709

[spiral thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/reverse-card-uno-uno-cards-gif-13032597

[still scaffold]

general catfish my beloved

[spark quartz]

yeah

[spark quartz]

Never!

[still scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/dumb-ahh-pumpkin-dying-gif-866545443175125637

[tawny bear]

wonder whn war thunder will get infantry

[still scaffold]

They already do

Technically

Since Gaijin has Enlisted

[tough glen]

That’s called enlisted hun

[still scaffold]

beat you to it

[still scaffold]

gotta be faster than that

[tawny bear]

i know that but they made a trailer about infantry in war thunder

[exotic kite]

i hope ts pops up at the gathering

[still scaffold]

are you talking about the great war event

Cause it did have infantry

[tawny bear]

no it was modern

[wintry ingot]

would you fund me this game

[tough glen]

No

[still scaffold]

Maybe the April fools event (forgot which year, maybe 2022 or something)

[tawny bear]

it was featured in trailer only

[still scaffold]

Idfk then

[tough glen]

No it was in game to

You don’t play war thunder

[tawny bear]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8rGHmevrZ4

[unreal bay]

n o

[wintry ingot]

i thought we were besties 😔

whatever

poopy head

[unreal bay]

i dont know you

[tawny bear]

this was in game?

[still scaffold]

This was for the Great War april fools event

Look in the video description

[tawny bear]

oh sad , btw how the taste

[tough glen]

The Great War one did

[still scaffold]

what does this mean

[tawny bear]

you know what

https://tenor.com/view/cat-discord-nerd-gif-2472859695077396998

[gloomy crest]

I can fund you bro. I got you.

[wintry ingot]

i smell bait

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-and-the-dollar-gif-9237182071435431778

Here you go

[gloomy crest]

God I love this

[abstract moth]

Get a load of your newgens thinking your video games are cool

[gloomy crest]

That shield shape too with the bussin' Milan estucheon

[abstract moth]

I finally found a second iron ingot after damn near two decades of life

[tawny bear]

@wintry ingot he is lying he cant fund you , he cant even afford a free game

[still scaffold]

I don't believe you

is this ai

[gloomy crest]

Btw regarding earlier convos, I was leaning towards doublets for a more early modern vibe. So far I've prescribed a lot of things based on the early modern period, like single-handed tucks from English Civil War practice.

I'm just trying to make it more believable for a 15th century setting.

[gloomy crest]

Yeah best I can do is print unofficial money

[tawny bear]

you didnt answer my question

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-cat-side-eye-cat-side-eye-orange-cat-staring-gif-4749659952322810298

[still scaffold]

the question doesn't make any sense

https://tenor.com/view/stupid-patrick-spongebob-fish-rambling-gif-4842936

[tawny bear]

the question lies in your name

[still scaffold]

fuck you

[tawny bear]

you still didnt answer my question

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-sad-upset-boys-gif-9875650972277067921

[tawny bear]

thats something you would see in gta online

[digital hedge]

true lol

[spark quartz]

bro is in Fort knox

[gloomy crest]

Lammo

[abstract moth]

Here's all of them that my grandpa owns, the one on the farthest right is Made in India apparently

[tawny bear]

wait till the sword made in india begin dancing

[gloomy crest]

I like the third from left.

[abstract moth]

I believe that one is a Knights of Columbus sword from what he said and what I can read of the inscriptions on it

He doesn't collect swords he just owns a lot of stuff

[gloomy crest]

Yeah, I assumed it was some ceremonial fraternal sword. There's a lot of freemasonic swords resembling that hilt.

[abstract moth]

My favorite one though as far as I can tell it's something to do with Spain because it says tanto monta on it

It's short enough that it's usable as a sword thick enough it carries some weight has Nicks all over the sides of the blade so it's obvious it's been used for something but also has the correct amount of sharpness to be an effective blade

I've been out here for like 30 minutes cutting grass with this thing it's the most fun I've had in years

[turbid rain]

https://tenor.com/view/all-roads-lead-to-rome-white-rabbit-gif-13308924322367947549

2025 ea

[gloomy crest]

That Spanish one is nice too.

[lunar stream]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-neko-mac-and-cheese-mac-and-cheese-party-everyone-is-invited-gif-26302899

[abstract moth]

As far as I know none of them are historical or probably worth more than like a hundred bucks but they are great fun

[forest falcon]

[abstract moth]

I am NOT doing that

[forest falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1232734882346565727/1394315865352310895/p.mp4?ex=6929a957&is=692857d7&hm=402d719bfa87ff3813666133391a630c4e0a39c9a8a72d5c7222fd3cf2bcb713&

[abstract moth]

Can someone who knows anything explain to me how half-swording wouldn't just cut your hand up really badly

[pearl coral]

swords need a slicing motion or force to cut things

[wintry ingot]

onderful chain

[forest falcon]

it would if you had wet hands and no hand protection

[pearl coral]

it will only lightly scratch you most of the time

[abstract moth]

Isn't your hand going to inevitably slip at least a little bit when you put that much force against it

Your arm has momentum the same as the sword does but the sword has something to stop it while your arm doesn't

[pearl coral]

no

[forest falcon]

squeeze with these https://sun9-71.userapi.com/s/v1/ig2/9oEfm_bdEhJjacVjB_LSXVZY60yBMbZydRmiBTRoHmJicTPvI32f7Omzj3LdadFqOIjp97RSZrqXF5q385AomBTo.jpg?quality=95&as=32x34,48x51,72x76,108x114,160x169,240x254,360x381,480x508,540x572,640x678,720x762,763x808&from=bu&u=0yCCyiAWFlMd_G68SjNNqRy6wr1iiI1OgNG_J65aqP0&cs=763x0

[eager jungle]

only in abyss

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-joestar-arigato-gyro-the-perfect-golden-rotation-energy-plz-dont-stole-gif-22193824

[violet ore]

Red tea best tea

[leaden hound]

https://tenor.com/view/super-tengen-toppa-gurren-lagann-super-tengen-toppa-giga-drill-break-gurren-lagann-the-lights-in-the-sky-are-stars-lagann-hen-gif-3131372257027828709

MAN FUCK

[forest falcon]

is that the one made with hibiscus

[lunar stream]

stupid

[stoic trench]

nth wrong with it buddy you feel like my annoying ass dad

[violet ore]

Yes

[abstract moth]

i ws jst jkng gng 🥀

[violet ore]

Hibiscus tea best tea

[stoic trench]

mb then

[violet ore]

What kind of space language is bro using

https://tenor.com/view/green-alien-cat-green-alien-green-cat-alien-gif-721538137659195618

[pearl coral]

antivowel

https://tenor.com/view/cow-cow-fairy-fairy-she-was-a-fairy-innocent-gif-16985862640685366764

[violet ore]

The humble "i"

[gloomy crest]

Ancient Egyptian be like

[forest falcon]

i'm more of a green tea guy

hibiscus is too sour

[violet ore]

I drink green tea when I can't have coffee

[dense hawk]

Hello can someone Tell me when will be the Release of half sword please?

[violet ore]

Just add sugar?

[gloomy crest]

#general-catfish-🐱🐟 message

[abstract moth]

Zonky zooble gorble geeble

[forest falcon]

nah

[violet ore]

BRO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT IN 2345 💀💀💀💀

[lunar stream]

feb 30th

[abstract moth]

YOU CAN'T CENSOR ME ILL SAY WHAT I WANT ABOUT THEM DAMN SPACERS

[forest falcon]

not december 8th

[violet ore]

NAHHH GRANDPA GONE WILD OFF HIS MEDS AGAIN

CALL THE MARTIAN CONTROL

[pearl coral]

were pilgrims tuff yay or neigh

[abstract moth]

I will not concur

[pearl coral]

yeigh or neigh

[abstract moth]

They had tomfoolerous headwear

[gloomy crest]

Typical 17th century headwear

https://tenor.com/view/oliver-cromwell-cromwell-1970-lord-protector-lord-protecteur-england-gif-6973513499637143346

[gloomy crest]

Pretty tough

The journey and harsh settlement in consideration

[violet ore]

Nay I say

[pearl coral]

idk bro these guys look tuff to me

[gloomy crest]

There's a really excellent series on the pilgrims

[gloomy crest]

I love the buffcoats from this period

[forest falcon]

they were pil and grim

[violet ore]

Drip was mid, midder than a peasant from the grape field in Byzantium

[pearl coral]

tuff ahh pil grim

[abstract moth]

Tomfoolerous headwear species definition

[pearl coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1405734839604482240/1416385871766224896/a5z6jq.gif

[forest falcon]

me omw to die of a yet to be discovered disease

[violet ore]

Broke ass peasant couldn't afford proper neck protection, laugh at his foolishness

(I love cosplaying an arrogant noble)

[pearl coral]

he just dont need it

[forest falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/781460899797401600/800240055603298334/ToppM9E.gif

[spark quartz]

Thats more of a Vordt

[gloomy crest]

He doesn't need neck protection...

[faint stirrup]

Use evil goblin barrel

[gloomy crest]

Gear was largely simplified to a knitted cap/lobster pot/morion/burgonet, cuirass with maybe tassets, and a buff coat

A large bevor doesn't commonly appear except for cavalry

[pearl coral]

barbarian barrel would've done some work

[gloomy crest]

This stuff is exactly why I'm considering the doublet lol. Apologies for constantly addressing the gambeson/doublet convo

I assume the tunic worn under the jerkin or buffcoat is an ordinary doublet

[violet ore]

I am joking..

[faint stirrup]

Nah probably fire spirit

[pearl coral]

whats the button to grab stuff in happy wheels

space bar

[gloomy crest]

You can use the space bar to grab items in Happy Wheels

[stoic trench]

how do you even get into that situation

[glossy python]

https://tenor.com/view/wheel-happy-car-rocket-fire-extinguisher-gif-5426563763742321503

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[pearl coral]

artifact

[brittle tundra]

Why are you telling him to shut up and stamping on his face unless hes getting somewhere.

What if its tomorrow or christmas day as a christmas gift xD

[gloomy crest]

I don't think these folks are open-minded enough to appreciate this portion of the early modern period

[dusty horizon]

where pike

[small spoke]

Still addicted to this game?

[gloomy crest]

Except Xartosh

[spark quartz]

nic

[small spoke]

silly head

[spark quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1066515980022468733/1331927391244652606/20241006_012011.gif

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/risk-of-rain2-gif-23126349

[spark quartz]

Ds1 fungus my beloved

[small spoke]

Bustling fungus my beloved

Why is he bustling

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/one-shot-mushroom-mushroom-oneshot-darksouls-gif-19520559

I think @indigo hare should be eaten by ants

[raven knot]

When full sword

[lime knoll]

Me on Eastwood Breakthrough after eating

[spark quartz]

Eastwood does not work well in breakthrough lol

[lime knoll]

I actually love it

Its chaotic

[spark quartz]

I just dont like it because you have like zero cover

[lime knoll]

Feels like actually suburban warfare that just devolves into “kill everyone”

[spark quartz]

The houses get destroyed so quickly

Conquest and the other mode excursion or whatever work really well

[lime knoll]

Tanks plowing through a living room

[spark quartz]

Its cool but I hate just being sniped because their isnt any cover

[lime knoll]

I hope metro comes back

[spark quartz]

I miss the bfv construction mechanic

It would work so well in bf6

[lime knoll]

Breakthrough especially

[spark quartz]

Yeah it was rad being able to set up defenses

And even when buildings were destroyed you could still make some defenses

With sandbags

[lime knoll]

Turkey did you eat today

[spark quartz]

About to gang

[dusty horizon]

that shit was literally free points all game

[lime knoll]

Bro, happy Thanksgiving

[spark quartz]

Fr

[spark quartz]

Thank you broski you too

[lime knoll]

Im thankful for you and Sam

WWWWWW

[spark quartz]

I'm thankful for you too bam

[lime knoll]

Crown and a Xan Cake

[spark quartz]

frrrrrr

[lime knoll]

SYBAUTROY

I KNOW HOW TO CUT A XAN CALE

[spark quartz]

What gun do you use bam

On bf6

[amber hare]

all the way down anakin

[spark quartz]

I use the scar L for assault and the M240 for medic

[lime knoll]

I try to use a lot of them but the AK-205

[spark quartz]

M240 is crazy

[spark quartz]

Ah yes the no recoil gun lol

[lime knoll]

I love the M27 LMG idk what its called in game

MP5 I love

The Scar is good

The PSR

[spark quartz]

Next season we're getting the scorpion evo

[lime knoll]

YEEEEEEAH

Im hyped

[spark quartz]

I want the RFB and scar H man

[lime knoll]

Im done poopin, bye guys

[spark quartz]

Bye bam

[storm rapids]

I also quite like the M240, I feel like it has less damage drop off than the other 33 damage guns

Not sure if it actually does but it’s fun to use regardless

[visual charm]

When is half sword going to be released

😡

[grizzled wadi]

now

[stone spade]

NEVER

[storm rapids]

Either this year or I dunno

[sterile vapor]

Add a pump shot gun

[wheat brook]

I think I hate my life

Look what I had to do

Had to buy one singular cucumber

[small spoke]

Arc raiders sounds amazing

[small spoke]

Why

Why did you buy a singular cucumber

[mighty badger]

you dont want to know.

https://tenor.com/view/john-marston-sigh-rdr1-rdr-rdr-john-marston-john-marston-death-gif-11028313591288783167

[small spoke]

💀

halfsword is releasing somewhere in December right unless it's delayed

Specified to release in Q4 2025

[grave crag]

or what

[gloomy crest]

Hi

[mighty badger]

hello cark

[gloomy crest]

Hi Beefle

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/man-frozen-froze-stuck-stuck-in-time-daiyaan-gif-2333459399262130537

[spark quartz]

Damn I thought that was somethin else

[spark quartz]

it is amazing Portuguese man

Portofgeese

[small spoke]

I'm buying it tomorrow 🔥

[spark quartz]

nice

[small spoke]

Friend convinced me to

[mighty badger]

WAIT HE'S PORTUGUESE?

[spark quartz]

yeah

[mighty badger]

but like, portuguese portugal or portuguese brazil

[spark quartz]

hes Portuguese as in europe

[mighty badger]

@small spoke give me my gold NOW you sneaky thief

https://tenor.com/view/finger-pointing-accusing-blaming-anger-authority-gif-18272654

[small spoke]

no I spent it all and I'm cripplingly poor

[violet ore]

I will find you

[small spoke]

Romanian but close enough

[mighty badger]

nooo not another colonization campaign

[spark quartz]

I thought you were Portuguese

[mighty badger]

oh thank GOD

[small spoke]

Why???

[spark quartz]

whos Portuguese here i forgor

[mighty badger]

i couldnt handle my sadness if you were portuguese nic

[violet ore]

I will colonize your house like the British Empire colonized Honk Kong

[small spoke]

Very Portuguese looking flag 💯

[mighty badger]

i hope no one

doesnt even have the royal family thingy in the middle

[spark quartz]

man I dont know my flags

They all look the same

[small spoke]

who did you confuse me with 😭

[spark quartz]

Three colors

Wowie

[cinder thunder]

Me know my flag

Me smart

[mighty badger]

okay greasywillie 2327

[small spoke]

Is there even anyone Portuguese here

[gloomy crest]

Do you mean Brazilian European Portugal or Portuguese European Portugal?

[violet ore]

You put some respect on his name

[small spoke]

The Portuguese man was revealed to him in a dream

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/i-hope-not-sam-hunt-breaking-up-was-easy-in-the90s-song-i-pray-it-isnt-hopefully-not-gif-20846216

[violet ore]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-reaction-information-my-reaction-to-that-information-my-honest-reaction-to-that-information-gif-613275461876515673

[gloomy crest]

Gyro is

[small spoke]

are you Portuguese

[mighty badger]

FUCK NO

EW

im brazillian

[small spoke]

Blocked for showing me light mode again

[mighty badger]

btw my hate for portugal is merely comical

mostly comical

mostly is a better word

[small spoke]

brazprotugese

[gloomy crest]

Is this skeleton in Brazilian European Portugal, Portuguese European Portugal, Brazilian Portugal, Portuguese Portugal, Brazilian Portugal, or Portuguese Portugal?

[spark quartz]

I could have sworn someone was Portuguese

@grand bane were you the Portuguese one

[small spoke]

Gyro is apparently but idk

[mighty badger]

dont INSULT me

[gloomy crest]

Brotuguese

Bro for shorthand

[small spoke]

My bad beefle

[small spoke]

Guess what rho

Tho

[gloomy crest]

I want more Portuguese words in Radioburgundian. Do you have any fun sounding Portuguese sayings or words?

[violet ore]

https://tenor.com/view/british-britsh-army-british-empire-gif-22812559

[gloomy crest]

COMPANYYY

[violet ore]

Me pulling up to your house after you said that

[gloomy crest]

FORWAAARRRRRDDDD

MAAAARCH!!!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/british-march-walking-gif-15489877

[spark quartz]

the larp is strong with this one

[gloomy crest]

HOOOOOOLDDD DRESS YOUR RAAANKS

[mighty badger]

i am legitimately bawling my eyes out in despair, my soul and resolve to live has crumbled like an elder mountain facing time and becoming sand, you have made my life miserable for your own entertainment

[gloomy crest]

I'm serious tho

[small spoke]

ok but guess what

[violet ore]

PRESEEEENT

[spark quartz]

hey sax

[mighty badger]

hi silly!

[spark quartz]

You're Portuguese

[mighty badger]

huh

[spark quartz]

congrats

[small spoke]

🇵🇹

[gloomy crest]

Beefle did u see my mag

[mighty badger]

i'll find you, and i will fucking kill you

[gloomy crest]

Msg

[mighty badger]

GAH NOT THE FLAG OF EVIL

[gloomy crest]

Bruh

[mighty badger]

WE HAVE NO MORE GOLD PLEASE

[mighty badger]

no sir

[spark quartz]

man who tf was Portuguese

[gloomy crest]

Bump @mighty badger

[gloomy crest]

Gyro apparently.

[wind geode]

First person kinda tuff tho

[spark quartz]

I mean as in regulars I actually talk to

[mighty badger]

what game is that

[spark quartz]

It was someone

[wind geode]

max payne 3

[small spoke]

you're Portuguese aren't you

[spark quartz]

nah I'm 🇺🇸

[gloomy crest]

It's probably your 1% Portuguese blood tricking you

I have the DNA results

[spark quartz]

I have zero Portuguese lol

[gloomy crest]

It also says you're 1% African

Because we all descended

[small spoke]

I figured since I remember u saying you did thanksgiving

[violet ore]

I have zero everything from americas

[spark quartz]

@last whale who was the Portuguese guy here

Do you member

[small spoke]

Idk any regulars that are Portuguese that talk here at least

[last whale]

Nay

[spark quartz]

What if its you

[gloomy crest]

Moai likes Medieval Portugal if that counts

[small spoke]

The Portuguese was revealed to silly head in a dream

[spark quartz]

What if shizdonesia isnt even Indonesian

[mighty badger]

noooo he's cambodian :(

[small spoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1430606187614834889/1430799521016975430/jpeg.gif

[pearl coral]

yes

[gloomy crest]

Shizdonesia is from Europe not Portugal

SMH!!!

[small spoke]

No bro he's Cambodian

[pearl coral]

since i cant play on my pc right now clash and happy wheels are all i have'

[violet ore]

I know you are joking but god damn it I want to kill you

[gloomy crest]

Doesn't clash get boring

[small spoke]

you will be hanged for saying this

[pearl coral]

no

[gloomy crest]

Clash Royale and Clash of Clans get boring after you pass the immediate beginner stage

Clash of Half Sword

[spark quartz]

man

[gloomy crest]

YOOOO

LET'S MAKE A HALF SWORD TWIST FOR CLASH OF CLANS

[spark quartz]

I dunno who was Portuguese here 🙁

istg it was nic

but nic is rhodesian apparently

[small spoke]

Why 😭

So confused

[spark quartz]

idk lol

[small spoke]

Why did you think I was Portuguese lmao

[spark quartz]

it might have been dave

[small spoke]

I swear I said I'm Romanian here a bunch

[spark quartz]

It was a regular i spoke to frequently

[spark quartz]

But you have also been on a hiatus

[small spoke]

I forget to check this server cus I try finding it on my list and give up

[spark quartz]

how many servers does bro have 💀

[small spoke]

like

150 💔

[spark quartz]

zamn gang

[small spoke]

Am I the only one who says broken and use the word selection thingy in your keyboard to use a emoji

Instead of going to the emoji tab

[spark quartz]

I have 14 😭

[small spoke]

How

💔

[gloomy crest]

SOMEONE BRING TURKEY TO MY PRESENCE IMMEDIATELY

[spark quartz]

Nic is just not loyal

[small spoke]

I genuinely need to clear my servers

[pearl coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1obnG9tl7S7tavXca04lBX?si=34f3b8e4e5ce45ee @spark quartz

[mighty badger]

i have 48 servers and 30 are mod servers

[gloomy crest]

@spark quartz Any of these?

[spark quartz]

no

[gloomy crest]

Same

[spark quartz]

easter is from new york

[gloomy crest]

I stopped scrolling once I reached one year old messages

[small spoke]

Just left like

20 servers

[pearl coral]

i need my hard drive fixed

im going banana

[spark quartz]

now leave the rest except halfsword

[small spoke]

yes sirs

Sire

Samsung updates suck

[gloomy crest]

Lol

[small spoke]

I scheduled a update at like 5am so I'd be long asleep by then and it fucking updated immediately instead

[gloomy crest]

I'm struggling to return to my minimal servers glory because I find a good reason to stay in each current server

[gloomy crest]

Samsung appliances suck

The Samsung washer/dryer was the worst we've ever had

[small spoke]

dunno why but my Samsung tv refuses to show up in the mirror screen thing

[gloomy crest]

Turkey, if you were planning your dream house, would you prefer an open or separate kitchen, specifically next to the living room?

[spark quartz]

ah theres the Portuguese guy

[spark quartz]

idk, I guess open

[gloomy crest]

I'm here too

[small spoke]

huh

Ohh

[gloomy crest]

Hi

[small spoke]

Damn it

You figured us out

[gloomy crest]

Lol

[spark quartz]

I knew it all along

[gloomy crest]

Now I can say grachocho (Portuguese for thank you)

[small spoke]

Imagine this guy was actually the Portuguese guy this entire time

[gloomy crest]

Pra gente banaaaa

Pra gente bana

[gloomy crest]

Lol I ain't

I'm Filipino

[small spoke]

Is that code for Portuguese

[gloomy crest]

Your bascinet was made in Portugal

So u must be portugalic

Portugarlic

[small spoke]

uhhrrrr

Actually it was made in

Port

[gloomy crest]

Ohhh

Like the drink

[small spoke]

For sure

[mighty badger]

Port of Ugal

[gloomy crest]

I can't get to finishing my damn paper

[small spoke]

Uhrr

I gotta go

I need to do non Portuguese stuff

[idle crest]

I need to fix my fucking gauntlets bro, just got hit in the same place on my thumb like 7 times because the thumbs on the gauntlets don't protect for shit

[gloomy crest]

Rip

[pearl coral]

this break sucks

[idle crest]

And I wasn't getting hit by some whippy little hema sword, it was a 2kilo fuckin arming sword, you can't even bend the blade much despite it being spring steel

[pearl coral]

my hard drive is broken and i dont have an amp for my bass so i cant do anything but read and write

[mighty badger]

write a romance fanfic about willie

[idle crest]

My right thumb has like half the range of movement of my left thumb now

[mighty badger]

jesus

what type of gauntlet is it

[gloomy crest]

I miss my bass

[pearl coral]

cant wait for my arming sword to get here

[pearl coral]

im trying to learn

it sucks

[spark quartz]

how did it die

[gloomy crest]

Needed money

[mighty badger]

some fisher got them from the pond

[spark quartz]

what would a fish need with money

[gloomy crest]

It was some discontinued Fender Precision model

[spark quartz]

oh no 🙁

[idle crest]

Mitten gauntlet but the thumbs are shit on it

[gloomy crest]

PJ pickup configuration

[gloomy crest]

I love nickel flatwounds on any string instrument

[idle crest]

Bro the arming swords we use a fucking terrifying.

[gloomy crest]

Feels and sounds so good

[idle crest]

A full force swing with one of them has wicked amounts of power behind it

[gloomy crest]

Omg I forgot bass was a freaking swimming ocean thing

Took me awhile sheesh

What in the blasted blast

[pearl coral]

this is the one im getting but with some engravings on it for Style

[idle crest]

My arming sword feels like it could cleave through spacetime

[gloomy crest]

You really like those type of blades

Lmao

[pearl coral]

what do you mean

[gloomy crest]

Nvm Like was too severe

Apologitreis

[mighty badger]

god i love distance feinting

[gloomy crest]

Llama you should show your arming sword

[pearl coral]

What

[gloomy crest]

Pardon my terrible word choice but I mean the belly

[pearl coral]

[gloomy crest]

That sort of

Small gradual taper along the length

And then the steeper taper

I am blasted in my mind

Joe's come to me

[pearl coral]

oh yeah

[idle crest]

I've got two swords, a long sword and an arming sword, the long sword is very similar to a hema sword, not scary at all. The arming sword on the other hand, jesus christ, I fear for my life every time someone swings one of the at me

[gloomy crest]

Okay I'm glad you didn't go crazy on me

Like "THAT'S JUST NORMAL BLADE SHAPE BRO JEEZ"

[idle crest]

Could very easily shatter ribs with it

[opal jetty]

hunt wolves

[forest falcon]

ffs

[gloomy crest]

Any sourdough success

[spark quartz]

plz dont cuss

EVER

[gloomy crest]

Why again

[gentle phoenix]

how does one kill a normal knight and a knight boss

[gloomy crest]

You said d*nt

You cusser

[idle crest]

?

[spark quartz]

you are a fart

[mighty badger]

jesus fucking christ i hate steam overlay why does it keep bugging and not recording

[pearl coral]

i am not prone to going crazy

[gloomy crest]

Whts wrng with the arming sword again

[mighty badger]

getting good aka using polearms and blunt weapons

[idle crest]

Just heavy and scary, lots of force behind it.

[gloomy crest]

You are an outstandingly patient and understanding person I find

[gentle phoenix]

so roll for mace and or a spear

[forest falcon]

my table doesn't allow me to use chair arms, it's too narrow

[gloomy crest]

You have the calmness somewhat of a buddha

[mighty badger]

polehammer is better

[gloomy crest]

I used to be called Fart when I adopted Cark

[gentle phoenix]

the fucks a polehammer

[gloomy crest]

I was "Admiral Fart"

The hammer equiv to a pollaxe I assume

[spark quartz]

guess what

[idle crest]

It's called a poleaxe

[pearl coral]

poleaxe with a hammer head

[gentle phoenix]

ok

[forest falcon]

piss and shart

[gloomy crest]

Upgote me

I love Portuguese heraldry

I wish they maintained the blue cross on white field

That was GOATED

[forest falcon]

what is an art

[gloomy crest]

Or maybe even the white and blue veritcal bicolour

[idle crest]

All poleaxes have hammers on them pretty much, the ones you're on about have a crows beak on the other side.

[gloomy crest]

Hammerhead then crowsbeak

[forest falcon]

i'll try making a new profile picture

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/poleaxe-knight-medieval-duel-owned-gif-24694730

Like this

[pearl coral]

which are called "bec de faucon" usually

[gloomy crest]

I think they both have one cant tell

Vive le bec

YO

TURKEY BRUH

[spark quartz]

wsg

[pearl coral]

rare to see people go full hog with them like that

[gloomy crest]

You are a jester

[spark quartz]

yes

my normal name is silly mod

I am silly

[gloomy crest]

Turkey mod is a misinformational name then

[idle crest]

Full hog? Doesn't look like they're even hitting eachother

[gloomy crest]

Which violates rule 1a

[gloomy crest]

Thats what he means

[idle crest]

Even at reenactments we go harder than that against people in armour

[gloomy crest]

He's saying they didn't used to hit each other

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerdge-gif-23738139

[mighty badger]

a hammer, on a pole

fascinating i get it

[gloomy crest]

They're supposed to just hold them and stare like wax figures

It's inaccurate to actually approach

[idle crest]

Polehammer isn't a weapon

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-poleaxe-m00-gif-1335219751758214349

[forest falcon]

you are not jolly stop lying

imposter

[mighty badger]

yes it is its in my mind so it exists

if i said it its right and true

[spark quartz]

you are not AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[idle crest]

Okay

[spark quartz]

you are Vlad

[gloomy crest]

I think I'm realizing all I want is a 15thicized early modern outfit

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/clair-obscur-expedition-33-monoco-gestral-nodders-gif-17851721206817826872

[forest falcon]

indeed

[gloomy crest]

What is this ape

LMAO BRUHHHH

[idle crest]

I love gifs that have zero meaning

[gloomy crest]

BRUHHHHHHH

[jolly silo]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1104473681771630663/1166893095732916224/IMG_20230816_202611_062.gif

[spark quartz]

bros stacked

[mighty badger]

APE? give monoco some respect

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https://tenor.com/view/hot-air-rise-croissant-boulangerie-bakery-gif-20019670

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What happened to your portugueseness

You are now crumb crumble crumple

Tf is this ripoff rock paper scissors

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hi humans

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Hi Beggar boss pursuer

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bro thinks hes an alien

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He's Joeian

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I'm scared to look at my favourite gifs

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Check again

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i am

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I need to consolidate

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i killed hmi

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There also needs to be better gif organization

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the fucking commoner boss one shotted me

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I have war gifs mixed with normal crap

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LOOOL

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WAIT TILL YOU REACH COMMONER BOSS

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HE FUCKING ONE SHOTTED ME

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If you thought beggar boss was tough enough

OH

I THOUGHT YOU SAID PEASANT

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what am i supposed to do bro

this shit is crazy

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LOL

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bored

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My favorite gifs is full of alot of things that would probably very quickly get me banned and my phone has a tendency to think I pressed random spots on the screen when I didn't

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he got a long ass sword

i waited tillhe swinged

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Yeah hes the hardest boss

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and hit but bro chopped me in half

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Clueless suggests pitchfork

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aight bet

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But thats another path of work

Cuz u need to work with the stupid thrusting mechanism

Btww check keybinds if u wanna know how to thrust

Double click left click or enable the thrust mode via Alt

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yeah

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Real

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double left click

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They should add laser miniguns to halfsword.

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ikr

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i think the thrusting works pretty well

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Alt is a thing which I use 99% more than double left click