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indigo hare
tight breach
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KISS KITTY

spark quartz
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god I love cats

indigo hare
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Bro looks like my cat

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Like a mf

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Except the nose

spark quartz
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some dude just gave me a fuckin Venator blueprint in arc raiders

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god damm

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I feel so lucky rn

indigo hare
tight breach
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havent played arc raiders yet

spark quartz
tight breach
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too busy playing hit,man and being bad at it

spark quartz
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Super good pvp gun

indigo hare
tight breach
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i apparently suck at hitting on men

spark quartz
spark quartz
indigo hare
median mulch
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nah you guys instead should just get some bitches

indigo hare
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Call a guy handsome and he’ll remember it forever

spark quartz
gloomy crest
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LOOOOOL

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WHAT THE HECKINS

indigo hare
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Rad af

spark quartz
gloomy crest
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The statue is falling onto the ground half the time

indigo hare
gloomy crest
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What about finger skating

spark quartz
indigo hare
gloomy crest
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Loooool

tight breach
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i own a board that i do not know how to ride

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but i wore a helmet everytime i tried

indigo hare
tight breach
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and will continue to do so if i ever try again

spark quartz
tight breach
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and i have a medical device in my head that kleeps me alive

spark quartz
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Now I would def be wearing a helmet lol

indigo hare
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It still is, dont let big safety fool you

tight breach
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i cannot afford the funny concussion

indigo hare
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Be cool

gloomy crest
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Big Safety is watching

tight breach
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yes yes

gloomy crest
tight breach
gloomy crest
tight breach
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(kill me)

gloomy crest
pearl coral
gloomy crest
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If thy goat is good enough, no armor would be needed at all

tight breach
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why does his name glow

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or is my monitor too old

pearl coral
tight breach
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yes

pearl coral
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because i am more powerful than ever before

glass stream
tight breach
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no but seriously

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is it a nitro thing

glass stream
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34 days is too long

tight breach
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?

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is it per days owned nitro

glass stream
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halfsword 😭 😭 😭 😭

gloomy crest
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Halflife. Bruh.

spark quartz
glass stream
spark quartz
wraith sierra
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i demand to know the mushroom lore

glass stream
pearl coral
spark quartz
pearl coral
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nvm apparently toledo is just a… spain reference?

spark quartz
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no idea lol

golden nacelle
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guys how do i reset gauntlet

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i just get sent back to the menu when i die

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and my progress still there

quaint pier
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I'm getting a PC soon, it can finally handle this damned game.

umbral bough
tired tulip
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day 15 of EA Tomorrow (late edition) (enjoy thanksgiving guys)

wheat brook
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Boy am I up late tonight

golden nacelle
wheat brook
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that milk didn’t sit well with me

idle crest
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Realising you can make anything when making armour is the best feeling.

Need more strap buckles? Make some then.

lofty kindle
supple pewter
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Hello

neon kiln
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does mushroom represent a willy head?

delicate hinge
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GUYS GUYS

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WHAT ARE WE THANKFUL FOR?!?!?!?!

supple pewter
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tribal grotto
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ea is our christmas present

valid perch
tribal grotto
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what releases first half life 4 or half sword ea

autumn comet
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its feesh

wanton portal
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The Willie Jean is not my lover

idle crest
tribal grotto
valid river
nova warren
idle crest
tribal grotto
slow cliff
snow kestrel
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what is mushroom

supple pewter
wanton portal
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is this another dueling game like half?

lucid atlas
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small open world thing with dueling

idle crest
idle crest
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Calling me a new gen when you joined in September hahaha

lucid atlas
surreal vector
idle crest
surreal vector
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Ig that would still be an alternative (though inaccessible) account

lucid atlas
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that's fair

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I'll just give it a good kick

surreal vector
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How will I ever defend against the newgen allegations now

idle crest
lucid atlas
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they intend to add stuff as far from the 1490s so go figure

lucid atlas
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while still maintaining stuff from the 1430s I presume?

idle crest
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medieval and fantasy media trope i love, making all the castles look like they're from the the year of our lord 2025

lucid atlas
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nah I don't think that place is a castle, just some war torn castle to explore through

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the actual castles look very authentic and pretty nice

surreal vector
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Has anyone played felvidek? I wonder how reliable the historical themes are

lucid atlas
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its geniunely a good rpg of its kind, the first one I played

surreal vector
idle crest
surreal vector
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Though I wonder on a historical level if any of it holds up

lucid atlas
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this is how it looks I guess

idle crest
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like there are lots of houses in England that are notably older than that castle could have been at that point in time.

lucid atlas
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though take my words with a grain of salt

idle crest
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bloody hell this looks like my kind of game

lucid atlas
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its very charming

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its soundtrack is also a killer

idle crest
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yeah i could be wrong but to my understanding, those castles that look all decrepit are mostly an english thing, because during and after the English civil war Oliver Cromwell basically had all the casltes destroyed in such a way where the roofs could no longer be used to hold cannons.

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basically battered the tops of the walls and towers with cannonballs and stuff.

lucid atlas
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the actual castles are really beautiful though

idle crest
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okay yeah thats more like it

lucid atlas
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like too too good

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the main dev is from czech so he probably knows his stuff really well

tired tulip
tired tulip
lucid atlas
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i dunno

idle crest
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one thing i find interesting is that houses like this, are seemingly quite often associated with the victorian period by people who aren't really interested in history or at least architectural history.

Houses like this have nothing todo with the victorian period, they're way older, from the century directly after the war of the roses.

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so im wondering what medieval houses actually looked like

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obviously there will be alterations to that house, im sure the roof is rather new

lucid atlas
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Victorian period is pretty interesting

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because its just a bunch of people theorizing what the medieval period actually looked liked and drew stuff and allat

idle crest
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well when people here "victorian", im sure buildings like this isnt what comes to mind

lucid atlas
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I don't imagine that as well

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fyi, keep it english here and if you'd like to converse with your fellow polish people you can do so here #polski

idle crest
# lucid atlas I don't imagine that as well

okay so put it this way, this house here which ive already posted was built around the years 1491-1518. So like, literally right after the medieval period ended in england, and in my town of shrewsbury we have lots of buildings like this.

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and it definitely looks nicer than the newer buildings right by it lol

lucid atlas
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I find it pretty admirable that this thing held up quite well

lucid atlas
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at least late

idle crest
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the newest looking buildings in these images are going to mostly be victorian.

lucid atlas
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that's actually pretty cool

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I find it it oddly appealing lol

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the fact that this place is just a bunch of of buildings from different time periods just gobbled up together for people to see is, pretty nice

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almost a museum on its own if you mind the fact that they have become places to serve stuff with

idle crest
lucid atlas
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I'm pretty sure there's an entire towns you can walk around with

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Especially in the war of the roses time period so!

limpid egret
idle crest
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Best city is Nuremberg, oh ma lawd, it's literally just a big medieval city

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Gorgeous

lucid atlas
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we need some guys with english harnesses that replicate some random lord’s effigy walking around there

idle crest
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Nuremberg is my favourite though cus it's just a medieval city that's been kept in shape over the years, all the streets are just tiled roads that cars hardly drive on.

idle crest
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You mean the Fitzherbert effigy?

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Lmao

lucid atlas
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I said that as a silly haha but I do know of it

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really good, few reenactors have a reconstruction of it

lucid atlas
idle crest
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Fitzherbert effigy

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In Norbury

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It's like the only example of English armour that exists to my knowledge

lucid atlas
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ever heard of toby capwells books of the english knight? Has a lot of references of english harnesses and even really detailed drawings

idle crest
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Said friend has made bits of armour for capwell

little talon
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Poland

lucid atlas
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which one I wonder, he has like what, 5 at this point?

idle crest
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Was a while ago though so probably

lucid atlas
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just to give you a general idea

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stuff from Toby’s books

idle crest
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Tbf I'm making multiple harnesses

hybrid granite
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12 days before half sword

lucid atlas
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like I mean modular

idle crest
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I mean, they can probably be interchangeable but one of them will be blackened so I probably won't

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They're all made to fit me so changing bits out wouldn't be hard

hybrid granite
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what does the mushroom mean i need to know

lucid atlas
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the fungus…

hybrid granite
lucid atlas
hybrid granite
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no honestly i need to know

idle crest
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I'm making a gothic one, although parts of it are not by me, like the ciurass.

Then I'm making a very sort of milanese one, an English for war of the roses, and an English one for the battle of Shrewsbury 1403

idle crest
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Basically I bought I really nice black gothic ciurass so I'm making the rest of a suit to go with it

hybrid granite
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unreal levels of gatekeeping

lucid atlas
wintry ingot
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poland nice

lucid atlas
lucid atlas
wintry ingot
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then you realize all the willies died

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so you're the last willie on earth

idle crest
lucid atlas
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The st florian statue cuirass, nice

hybrid granite
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why would hte poll specifically be 13 days long? think about it guys, mcwonderbeast is hinting at a possible announcement for halfsowrd

true cove
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yo guys can I share on of my favorite bible verses

idle crest
hybrid granite
wintry ingot
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hope it release on christmas so i can ask my mum

idle crest
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Basically he's adding another segment to the fauld because whilst the ciurass fits me extremely well, the fauld looks a bit off because of how long my legs are

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It's just to make it make more sense with my specific proportions

true cove
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hey guys would it be against the rules to share one of my favorite bible verses

lucid atlas
hybrid granite
idle crest
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Very very close

lucid atlas
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type out st florian 1470 harness and you’ll find it

hybrid granite
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or its the release date itself

idle crest
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Yeah thanks man, quite helpful

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I reenact a man at arms in a levy so I'll turn up in the armour of a fucking saint one day for laughs

white prawn
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David "Sellsword Arts" Miller is top 2% in longsword apparently I just found out

wintry ingot
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would anyone like to roleplay chat on vc

lucid atlas
dreamy bloom
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When do we get a teaser of the release date announcement or the release date itself? 🤔

lucid atlas
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for more reference

hybrid granite
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its 12 days

dreamy bloom
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mhm 12 days sounds good, surely

hybrid granite
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turst me

idle crest
lavish blade
hybrid granite
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how do you even make that

lucid atlas
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My kit is pretty much decided and I got everything for it but I'm moving it the extra mile to get a good freind of mine to draw it as in the way that toby has armor drawn in his books as I've shown you

lucid atlas
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It's not a specific one exactly as I'm taking elements from harnesses and putting them in one kit but

idle crest
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What country and time?

lucid atlas
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Its supposed to be a Milanese export, 1460-1480

hybrid granite
idle crest
lucid atlas
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I'll tell you the specific details but I need to find something

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this is toby capwells old Milanese harness

idle crest
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Yeah I might do the same for mine, I wanted to base mine on the suit of friedrich der siegreiche but I'm not a massive fan of some of the proportions

slow cliff
lucid atlas
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Mine takes great inspiration if not, basically the same

idle crest
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It's going in my reference bin

lucid atlas
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Just with a few additions of plate voiders for the vambraces and cuisses, and a few exchange pieces for the pauldrons and entirely new ones with a journade to allow for a 1490-1520 French look

desert phoenix
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Hi lads and gents!!!!!!!!!

slow cliff
desert phoenix
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HI !

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hwo are u guys

lucid atlas
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I forgot that I do also want it to be blackened as there's a significant lack of blackened armor nowadays

last whale
desert phoenix
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IM GFOOD THANK U !!!! HBU !!!

last whale
desert phoenix
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YAYY YAYAYAYYAYA

last whale
desert phoenix
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LMFAOOFAOFOA

last whale
desert phoenix
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OHH

last whale
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Level 2 for GIF and pic perms and level 3 for VC perms

desert phoenix
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OOHHH OKIOKI

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heh... jhwos eveyrone doing..... heh.....👅

desert phoenix
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LMFAOOFAOFOAOF

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Kill me dawg its always like this LMAOOA

last whale
lament goblet
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WHAT DOES THE MUSHROOM MEAN

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I WAS PONDERING THIS THE OTHER DAY

last whale
fervent gazelle
lucid atlas
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just because of that statement its delayed to q1 next year

lucid atlas
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the animation style is oddly reminiscent of rwby for some reason

fast nymph
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Hello lead half sword dev here, we will release "The fuck shit ass fuck shit ass fuck shit ass fuck game this fucking fuck shit game" tomorrow. (I'm not a dev, pls dont ban me half sword man)

lime harness
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cool lil kill I got in RoF (turn volume down, the game is really fuckin loud for some reason)

last whale
spark quartz
wanton portal
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no

spark quartz
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plz

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thanks

slender pasture
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lime harness
desert phoenix
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Hi @last whale is forcing me to talk

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HEllo chat

slow cliff
desert phoenix
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HI !! How are u cro

slow cliff
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Good vro

desert phoenix
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THATS GREAT BRUDDA !!!

slow cliff
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“Today’s a good day”

desert phoenix
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Yes !!!!

slow cliff
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Yes king

slender pasture
zealous cave
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beat willy with only headbutts cuz i can

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now il try to master the art of just pushing them out of the arena

slow cliff
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Guys I’m changing my pfp do yall have any suggestions

unreal bay
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Willie

slow cliff
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Real

lavish blade
unreal bay
slow cliff
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Going once

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Going twice

desert phoenix
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Wait yes go for willie

lavish blade
desert phoenix
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it would suit you brudda

unreal bay
slow cliff
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Sold to the goats of this discord

desert phoenix
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LMFAOOFA

lavish blade
unreal bay
zealous cave
lucid atlas
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Steroids?

unreal bay
unreal bay
spark quartz
unreal bay
unreal bay
slender pasture
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Nooooo

zealous cave
spark quartz
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Holy shit

unreal bay
spark quartz
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@pearl coral the most recent arc raiders outfit is a fencing set lmaoooo

slender pasture
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I want Turkey

spark quartz
unreal bay
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Woohoo

spark quartz
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yeah cant wait

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yummy turkey

zealous cave
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ima go bully willie

unreal bay
desert phoenix
zealous cave
unreal bay
zealous cave
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with my sword

desert phoenix
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LMFOAOFAO

zealous cave
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in his back

last whale
lucid atlas
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blow up his visor with a mordschlag

unreal bay
unreal bay
zealous cave
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ima do a abyss run lock in your guesses higher or lower 2K score

zealous cave
fast nymph
unreal bay
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🤣

zealous cave
fast nymph
unreal bay
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The amount of video posted 😭

unreal bay
fast nymph
unreal bay
fast nymph
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caseoh should play as a fat willie in the movie, Fillie the Hamburger Demolisher or some shit like that.

faint dragon
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fat willie

faint dragon
# unreal bay

Featuring the antagonistic baron, the gay knight, the willie aka protagonist, dwarf willie, and lastly a mordibly obese willie

fast nymph
faint dragon
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Even better

fast nymph
faint dragon
fast nymph
fierce hearth
fast nymph
fierce hearth
spark quartz
spark quartz
fierce hearth
fierce hearth
fast nymph
spark quartz
fierce hearth
fast nymph
spark quartz
fast nymph
wanton portal
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fun fact

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if you get tased and pepper sprayed at the same time you could explode

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actually no

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you would just burn up

fast nymph
spark quartz
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spark quartz
mighty badger
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there's some house repairs going on right besides ours so he's seething from the noise

spark quartz
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I would be seething too

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My fuckass roommate is in the common area so often and when he eats food he makes so much noise bro it bugs me so bad

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Like I hear whatever utensil hes using clanging off the plate

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Shit bugs me baddd

spark quartz
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Mfers need to chew with their mouth closed

mighty badger
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its not even hard to keep your mouth closed while you chew

spark quartz
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No, no its not

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People are like legit primitive its insane

mighty badger
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they are lessers thats the only viable explanation

spark quartz
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True

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The ignorance bothers me too, like they have no thought in their head about their chewing

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Like ffs bro you are an actual animal

mighty badger
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feel some shame for once

spark quartz
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god I hate people so much

spark quartz
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Sax

mighty badger
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me

spark quartz
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They added a fencing outfit in arc raiders lol

mighty badger
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aint no way

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send proof now

spark quartz
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Yeah lemme do that rq

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The game takes place in Italy so it makes sense lol

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How's your ps treating you btw sax

mighty badger
mighty badger
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ps is a short for what

spark quartz
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Playstation you dolt

mighty badger
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oh i havent even sold the xbox yet

spark quartz
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oh bruh 😭

swift moss
mighty badger
# spark quartz oh bruh 😭

im almost giving up, i'll already get a bunch of cash from the government for landing a bronze medal in the national geography olympics

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might just get the ps with that then leave the xbox as a forza machine just to play them day 1

mighty badger
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im lined up for a job in the first trimester next year too so if anything i just save a bit more and get the ps then

mighty badger
spark quartz
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Sax smart as shit apparently

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Here's the outfit

mighty badger
mighty badger
spark quartz
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Its not loading the freaking screenshot but it even has elbow protection lol

spiral thicket
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what does the mushroom emoji mean in the half sword tag?

faint dragon
mighty badger
mighty badger
spiral thicket
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uhm..

turbid rain
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Foot fungus

mighty badger
turbid rain
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Like the ski mask song

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Yo is the mushroom a ski mask the slump god reference

spark quartz
mighty badger
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who the fuck is slump god

mighty badger
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i love neo western vibes he has

turbid rain
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Ski mask

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2018

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Stokley album

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With features like

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Xxxtentacion

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And

spark quartz
turbid rain
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Juice world

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And lil yatchy

mighty badger
turbid rain
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Bro it was THE music

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In 2018

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That’s like saying oh sorry idk who Micheal Jackson is

swift moss
mighty badger
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im sorry but im not taking you so serious with the sharingan homerWhyMe

turbid rain
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Or I’ll come to your house and shave your cat down to it’s bare skin

mighty badger
turbid rain
mighty badger
turbid rain
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You will regret?

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The album?

barren osprey
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bro this game should release now

turbid rain
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Fucked up is on it

mighty badger
turbid rain
sweet carbon
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why does willy kinda look like a fish

turbid rain
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Look dude go on YouTube music

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Look up Stokley ski mask the slump god

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Listen the that album

mighty badger
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i'll listen to some songs of him later

turbid rain
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And when that shit blows your balls out your ass. Listen to you will regret album

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These were peak when I was 13-14

mighty badger
turbid rain
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Ski mask ain’t just music bro he basically owns his own unique sound

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If Stokley doesn’t satisfy then there is no pleasing you

hollow snow
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when did half sword start development

mighty badger
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around that

mighty badger
hollow snow
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kind of crazy that weve only mostly seen the abyss and the current basic demo's that were actually playable

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i cant image my reaction when everything that was bts get shown off in the ea

mighty badger
opal sigil
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Six seven

mighty badger
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i prefer rap in portuguese

opal sigil
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:3

mighty badger
craggy trail
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Yay

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Birthday

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Another year

gloomy crest
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Happy birthday

mighty badger
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OH HELL YEAH

gloomy crest
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Lol

mighty badger
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happy birthday bro

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hope you have the best day

gloomy crest
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Happy birthday gorf gorf gorf gorf gorf (sov)

gloomy crest
mighty badger
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and what was your fav celeb penguin

gloomy crest
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Uhh

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I don't think I remember... anything

craggy trail
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Thank you!!!

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I’m going camping :)

mighty badger
gloomy crest
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He's spawn camping

craggy trail
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If I’m not back in 4 days assume I’ve been bitter by a brown snake and have died

mighty badger
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aw you edited it

craggy trail
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Yeah…

mighty badger
craggy trail
mighty badger
gloomy crest
turbid rain
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Can we make bone breaking easier in ea please. in over 200 smth hours between the three demos and ive broken like two legs and arm

hollow snow
turbid rain
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no im attempting to break thier arms and legs with a double edged sword and a bearded ax

mighty badger
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only some joints are breakable as of now, specifically the rothulas, elbows and shoulders and neck

hollow snow
turbid rain
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ima try that

hollow snow
mighty badger
turbid rain
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rothula is what in english

mighty badger
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what i mean is theres no actual bone snapping or such for the larger bones yet

turbid rain
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whats the non hospital term of it

mighty badger
turbid rain
mighty badger
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a litlle round bone between the femur and the upper thighbone that if removed the leg gets all loose

turbid rain
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like "break your leg"

hollow snow
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see this guy gets it

mighty badger
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almost fainted for a second wtf

lime harness
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whelp it's temks gibin now, ahem

Oh Grand Gobbler, Bringer of Gravy, Taker of Stuffing, Keeper of the Sacred Buttered Corncob, Carrier of the Honied Ham and Baker of all Rolls, we doth ask for permission to partake in a most holy of feasts, a celebration of your creature by the great Winged One,

we are at your command oh Grand Gobbler.

turbid rain
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"------ in english please" is a saying

mighty badger
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im not native so i dont know some stuff yet lol

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thank you

lime harness
turbid rain
hollow snow
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what i would love to have in the ea would be more freedom with you use your hands

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since the only 2 things you can do right now are punching and grabbing

turbid rain
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yeah when can i grab his arm with both hands and just snap his shit for my own sadistic fantasies

mighty badger
hollow snow
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like trying to poke out your opponents eye

turbid rain
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need to add executions

mighty badger
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and with high damage, bone snapping

hollow snow
turbid rain
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like snapping a dudes neck or choking him out i mean

mighty badger
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i want choking

turbid rain
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yeah bro

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me too

hollow snow
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when will using a body part actually count as a weapon

turbid rain
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and i want to be able to aim punches better

gloomy crest
hollow snow
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you just hold a sliced of arm, and you use the sharp edge of the bones to stab someone with

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its not efficient, but its somethin

turbid rain
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like you can throw hooks. and theres so many different ways to punch someone right in there

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shit

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cross overhand jabs uppercuts

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all missing from the fist fighting

hollow snow
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i mean

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the game is called half sword for a reason

gloomy crest
gloomy crest
hollow snow
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can we add more blood to the peasant boss pretty please

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just so he doesnt die faster

gloomy crest
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Lower the NPC damage at peasant boss

hollow snow
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Ee zeey

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Jujuy

turbid rain
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i mean like drooling on yourself slow

gloomy crest
turbid rain
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well

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alright

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you aright

gloomy crest
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That's just what I learned from the medical books my mom had

turbid rain
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my fault thatd make sense that english isnt your first lang my v b pookie bear

wheat brook
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Happy thanksgiving guys

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I’m thankful for halfsword

tawny bear
gloomy crest
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I'm thankful for your moms for y'all to even be here

turbid rain
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this year im thankful for weed and food and video games and money and my family

gloomy crest
turbid rain
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oh and fishin i love fishing

ionic sentinel
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I'm gonna build a super computer so u can have local multilayer small buhurt

umbral bough
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who here actually cooking for thanksgiving

gloomy crest
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Me

turbid rain
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alr bro

wanton portal
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But im cooking simple

umbral bough
mighty badger
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I'm just doing mormal honecooking

tawny bear
ionic sentinel
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oh yous are on abt thanksgiving

wanton portal
umbral bough
mighty badger
umbral bough
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on some real shit i've been cooking for 8 hours straight

tawny bear
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isnt that alot of butter

turbid rain
ionic sentinel
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kinda jealous Americans get to pregame Christmas dinner

umbral bough
mighty badger
wheat brook
umbral bough
turbid rain
tawny bear
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he gonna die of that much butter

umbral bough
wheat brook
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What are you thankful for

turbid rain
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cause he doesnt want a dry ass turkey

mighty badger
wanton portal
turbid rain
wheat brook
umbral bough
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thankful for this new house i just moved into and these cars 🔥

gloomy crest
umbral bough
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on foenem grave

gloomy crest
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MORE BUTTER MORE WINNERS

umbral bough
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thankful for half sword

turbid rain
umbral bough
turbid rain
tawny bear
gloomy crest
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MORE BUTTER!!

mighty badger
wanton portal
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you people are disgusting

umbral bough
wanton portal
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shame on you all

wheat brook
gloomy crest
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YOU KNOW WHAT

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FOR THAT INSULT

umbral bough
gloomy crest
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BRING OUT THE BIG GUNS

gloomy crest
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FIREEE

turbid rain
mighty badger
gloomy crest
turbid rain
umbral bough
tawny bear
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buttery food

umbral bough
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we also have brisket in the smoker out in the yard

valid perch
wanton portal
umbral bough
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still being made

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OK COOKS TEN TOP ORDER FIRE TWENTY CALAMARIS, FIFTY-SIX CHEESE STEAKS

wanton portal
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whenever I hear someone say "brisket" I always think of young sheldon

gloomy crest
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RALLY THE TROOPS

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FRONT RANK, KNEEL!!!!

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MAKE READYYYY

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PREEEESEEEEEENT

umbral bough
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also cheddar biscuits with sausage gravy

tawny bear
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dude is spam

umbral bough
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and every thanksgiving side under the sun

wheat brook
mighty badger
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i cant with american cousine WhyMe

mighty badger
gloomy crest
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Rear rank MAKE READY!!! PreSEEEEENT

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FIREE

turbid rain
umbral bough
gloomy crest
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Come on RELOAD!!!!!

tawny bear
turbid rain
umbral bough
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curse of ra turkey

gloomy crest
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Does anyone here not care anymore about the turkey or is it just me

wanton portal
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Glep ep

tawny bear
# umbral bough

would been so funny to find a crazy vegan on the server attacking you for this

valid perch
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god vless turkey

umbral bough
gloomy crest
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G'VLESS TURKEY

gloomy crest
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The only turkey we have rn is deli sliced

umbral bough
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chungus turkey

gloomy crest
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Big big chungus big chungus big chungus

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Hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper

mighty badger
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Big Chungus the Hugh Mungus

tawny bear
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I like vegan sushis like veggie tempura rolls

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Those are lit

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Tempura's always lit

umbral bough
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honestly i'm more excited about the brisket i got going on than the turkey

tawny bear
umbral bough
tawny bear
gloomy crest
umbral bough
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nope, still not a good thing to say given the setting and environment

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generalized statements like that especially

tawny bear
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do percentage work?

gloomy crest
umbral bough
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i'd rather you not label people like that without good cause to begin with

wanton portal
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amazing

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wait

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You are a good job-haver

lavish blade
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gute nite

umbral bough
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now you make me not want to do my job tf

lavish blade
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last ad

gloomy crest
umbral bough
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sounds like i'm being patronized

wanton portal
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and I said something racist

gloomy crest
umbral bough
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"what a good boy" headass

umbral bough
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see you in 30 days

tawny bear
umbral bough
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wrongthink is not allowed under my regime

wanton portal
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was this during the paleto heist setup

tawny bear
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prep

wanton portal
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oh

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I dont do the gta online heists

wheat brook
umbral bough
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the term moist is preferred

wanton portal
wheat brook
umbral bough
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mfs who eat ground-up sandpaper for meat:

gloomy crest
wheat brook
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What the hell

small spoke
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The release date of halfsword was revealed to me in a dream

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tomorrow

gloomy crest
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I'm gonna say it's gonna be any day now in 2025

wanton portal
tawny bear
keen helm
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is my theory

mighty badger
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trust

wanton portal
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trust

mighty badger
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many holes actually

wheat brook
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When are yall gonna start eating?

gloomy crest
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wheat brook
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Jk

thorn helm
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oh, sorry, 9:05 PM

wheat brook
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What the hell

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No it’s 10:06

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Am

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Guys don’t eat it’s the morning

thorn helm
wheat brook
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No? It’s the morning??

eager jungle
wheat brook
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Why are you killing people on thanksgiving

plucky umbra
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halfsword shld release in 4 days

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because my birthday is in 4 days

gloomy crest
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It's 16:10 UTC bruh

gloomy crest
eager jungle
pearl coral
wanton portal
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but its for swords

gloomy crest
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God bless ISO 8601

spark quartz
wanton portal
spark quartz
gloomy crest
thorn helm
gloomy crest
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Shit's standardized for associates

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Embedded into my brain, it's not a strain

eager jungle
gloomy crest
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ok I'm gonna go walk soon once my phone stops dying

eager jungle
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you dont know whether it will bug out or you will split them in half by accident

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so its a gamble

gloomy crest
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@spark quartz I'M WALKING

thorn helm
wanton portal
spark quartz
gloomy crest
gloomy crest
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Or some kinda gladius viking thing

pearl coral
gloomy crest
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Repeat

pearl coral
spark quartz
gloomy crest
eager jungle
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waiter waiter more cool spinning head things

gloomy crest
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Why didn't medieval soldiers wear fencing masks

thorn helm
wheat brook
wheat brook
gloomy crest
wheat brook
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In chivalry 2 they don’t use fencing

gloomy crest
pearl coral
thorn helm
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i think you know about chainmail price

pearl coral
gloomy crest
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Should I get a padded arming cap or a padded coif

pearl coral
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cap

gloomy crest
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Okay

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Thx

turbid rain
gloomy crest
gloomy crest
turbid rain
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bro doesnt like a moist turkey

turbid rain
gloomy crest
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Imagine if they made a fencing mask but the mesh is just large chainmail rings

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Lmao

gloomy crest
gloomy crest
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Sam is not pee

turbid rain
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maybe they just liked big metal sam of saturn n

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you ever think of that

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you are so closed minded

gloomy crest
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Why do I feel blasted still

gloomy crest
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Homer does this ever happen to you

turbid rain
gloomy crest
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Like I'm pretty sure I ate like the other day

turbid rain
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you got anymore of those

pearl coral
thorn helm
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imagine 14-15th century, there is no folding machines and every rod (or bar, idk what is right) is folded manually

turbid rain
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yeah blacksmiths

thorn helm
turbid rain
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was a whole thing back thing

pearl coral
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if you were the resident of a city you could afford a chainmail shirt more than likely

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hate it

turbid rain
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bro we arent talking about todays day and age

pearl coral
gloomy crest
haughty barn
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Guys i found halfsword irl

turbid rain
gloomy crest
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Like maybe as punishment at least

haughty barn
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Search up knuckle boxing

gloomy crest
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Some beggar dispute settled by chainmail mask fight

turbid rain
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bare knuckle boxing slaps

gloomy crest
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At the minimum, turn a mail coif backwards if they dont want to make a specialized mask

pearl coral
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because the organizations that host armored mma and “hmb” have permanently altered people’s perceptions of how knights fought and how technology looked

turbid rain
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i was just about to ask if anyone watches that

haughty barn
gloomy crest
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I feel like Sam has a lot to say on this topic

pearl coral
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i do

thorn helm
gloomy crest
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Let Sam parley

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I wanna hear

turbid rain
gloomy crest
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Ok let him cook

pearl coral
severe fulcrum
pearl coral
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in buhurt you are forbidden to hit gaps

which is not conducive to killing