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me also in easters home
I always expect you
KISS KITTY
god I love cats
some dude just gave me a fuckin Venator blueprint in arc raiders
god damm
I feel so lucky rn
Idk what that is but I’m happy for you
havent played arc raiders yet
Its a pistol that shoots two. Bullets at once
too busy playing hit,man and being bad at it
Super good pvp gun
You should play fallout 76
i apparently suck at hitting on men
God I'm so bad at that game
God I'm so bad at that game too
It’s easy
nah you guys instead should just get some bitches
Call a guy handsome and he’ll remember it forever
Your mom free
Rad af
Easter did you ever skate irl? You kinda give me those vibes
The statue is falling onto the ground half the time
For like a year, ain’t easy!
What about finger skating
yeah fr, used to eat shit all the time trying to look cool lol
Something something me something your mom
Loooool
We all have to go through it
and will continue to do so if i ever try again
I grew up in the era where wearing a helmet was lame and personal protection was for pansies
and i have a medical device in my head that kleeps me alive
Now I would def be wearing a helmet lol
It still is, dont let big safety fool you
i cannot afford the funny concussion
Be cool
Big Safety is watching
yes yes
So true
handsome~xoxo
That's latin for hunter
(kill me)
LMFAOOOOO
If thy goat is good enough, no armor would be needed at all
mine ?
yes
because i am more powerful than ever before
be not the causeth
no some guys name was halflife release estimation 34 days
halfsword 😭 😭 😭 😭
Halflife. Bruh.
hmu then foo
run the fade foo
That makes total sense since Arc Raiders takes place in Italy
fax
it’s spain isn’t it
nah its italy
nvm apparently toledo is just a… spain reference?
no idea lol
guys how do i reset gauntlet
i just get sent back to the menu when i die
and my progress still there
I'm getting a PC soon, it can finally handle this damned game.
the night before thanksgiving
day 15 of EA Tomorrow (late edition) (enjoy thanksgiving guys)
Boy am I up late tonight
EA tomorrow for sure
that milk didn’t sit well with me
Realising you can make anything when making armour is the best feeling.
Need more strap buckles? Make some then.
Hello
does mushroom represent a willy head?
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ea is our christmas present
yo hour timeout
what releases first half life 4 or half sword ea
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The Willie Jean is not my lover
People when game development takes time: 😱
you when joke:
The Willies we slaughtered along the way
Make funnier jokes nerd.
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Says the bot named Steve
what is mushroom
Dog
oooo
is this another dueling game like half?
small open world thing with dueling
Boy i got kicked from here months before you ever joined.
Whatever you say chum
Calling me a new gen when you joined in September hahaha
we don't allow alt accounts here
Not my alt but an account I lost access to
one month before me big deal
is there a reason why the two knights are so far apart in time?
low fantasy game
they intend to add stuff as far from the 1490s so go figure
while still maintaining stuff from the 1430s I presume?
medieval and fantasy media trope i love, making all the castles look like they're from the the year of our lord 2025
nah I don't think that place is a castle, just some war torn castle to explore through
the actual castles look very authentic and pretty nice
Has anyone played felvidek? I wonder how reliable the historical themes are
its geniunely a good rpg of its kind, the first one I played
Felvidek is one of my favorite games of all time!!
aye but castles only really look like that now after not being looked after for a long ass time, also idk about mainland europe but the whole broken tops of walls and towers in england is mostly because of Oliver Cromwell iirc.
Though I wonder on a historical level if any of it holds up
I see
this is how it looks I guess
like there are lots of houses in England that are notably older than that castle could have been at that point in time.
probably a highly fantasized version
though take my words with a grain of salt
bloody hell this looks like my kind of game
yeah i could be wrong but to my understanding, those castles that look all decrepit are mostly an english thing, because during and after the English civil war Oliver Cromwell basically had all the casltes destroyed in such a way where the roofs could no longer be used to hold cannons.
basically battered the tops of the walls and towers with cannonballs and stuff.
the actual castles are really beautiful though
okay yeah thats more like it
like too too good
the main dev is from czech so he probably knows his stuff really well
how much.
i dunno
one thing i find interesting is that houses like this, are seemingly quite often associated with the victorian period by people who aren't really interested in history or at least architectural history.
Houses like this have nothing todo with the victorian period, they're way older, from the century directly after the war of the roses.
so im wondering what medieval houses actually looked like
obviously there will be alterations to that house, im sure the roof is rather new
Victorian period is pretty interesting
because its just a bunch of people theorizing what the medieval period actually looked liked and drew stuff and allat
well when people here "victorian", im sure buildings like this isnt what comes to mind
I don't imagine that as well
fyi, keep it english here and if you'd like to converse with your fellow polish people you can do so here #polski
okay so put it this way, this house here which ive already posted was built around the years 1491-1518. So like, literally right after the medieval period ended in england, and in my town of shrewsbury we have lots of buildings like this.
and it definitely looks nicer than the newer buildings right by it lol
I find it pretty admirable that this thing held up quite well
medieval architecture will always look more appealing to me against the modernized stuff tbf
at least late
many such cases. In Shrewsbury alone there's tonnes of different buildings from different centuries gathered together.
the newest looking buildings in these images are going to mostly be victorian.
that's actually pretty cool
I find it it oddly appealing lol
the fact that this place is just a bunch of of buildings from different time periods just gobbled up together for people to see is, pretty nice
almost a museum on its own if you mind the fact that they have become places to serve stuff with
funniest thing is that its nothing special here, depending on where you are in the uk you are these are just the normal buildings
I'm pretty sure there's an entire towns you can walk around with
Especially in the war of the roses time period so!
Reminds me of York, but tbf looks like alot of UK cities. My favourite part about this country is seeing the different time periods in the buildings. Just seeing Tudor buildings like the ones in those photos next to victorian brick and modern day brutalism is surreal at times
Best city is Nuremberg, oh ma lawd, it's literally just a big medieval city
Gorgeous
we need some guys with english harnesses that replicate some random lord’s effigy walking around there
Nuremberg is my favourite though cus it's just a medieval city that's been kept in shape over the years, all the streets are just tiled roads that cars hardly drive on.
I'm building an English harness rn
You mean the Fitzherbert effigy?
Lmao
I said that as a silly haha but I do know of it
really good, few reenactors have a reconstruction of it
based on what? Hope it turns out good
Fitzherbert effigy
In Norbury
It's like the only example of English armour that exists to my knowledge
ever heard of toby capwells books of the english knight? Has a lot of references of english harnesses and even really detailed drawings
Yep, although I mainly get knowledge from a friend of mine
Said friend has made bits of armour for capwell
Poland
Parts of his older harnesses?
which one I wonder, he has like what, 5 at this point?
Tbf I'm making multiple harnesses
12 days before half sword
Interchangeable ones?
like I mean modular
I mean, they can probably be interchangeable but one of them will be blackened so I probably won't
They're all made to fit me so changing bits out wouldn't be hard
what does the mushroom mean i need to know
the fungus…
🍄🟫
I see, is the blackened harness the effigy?
no honestly i need to know
I'm making a gothic one, although parts of it are not by me, like the ciurass.
Then I'm making a very sort of milanese one, an English for war of the roses, and an English one for the battle of Shrewsbury 1403
No the blackened one is gothic
Basically I bought I really nice black gothic ciurass so I'm making the rest of a suit to go with it
unreal levels of gatekeeping
its some silly lore, willies regenerating or being reborn through fungus

thats all?
poland 
Cool, so you aren’t commissioning the things but making the harness yourself? good shit
yeah you can tell why its getting changed
what if one day you loaded into a fight with willie but there is no willie
then you realize all the willies died
so you're the last willie on earth
Well kinda, basically I bought this ciurass at a market but it's being altered for me so I don't have it yet.
The st florian statue cuirass, nice
why would hte poll specifically be 13 days long? think about it guys, mcwonderbeast is hinting at a possible announcement for halfsowrd
yo guys can I share on of my favorite bible verses
soon
Nice one mate, didn't actually know what it was based on hahaha, now I know what to base the rest of it on without needing to ask my friend
just 12 days left to go
hope it release on christmas so i can ask my mum
Basically he's adding another segment to the fauld because whilst the ciurass fits me extremely well, the fauld looks a bit off because of how long my legs are
It's just to make it make more sense with my specific proportions
hey guys would it be against the rules to share one of my favorite bible verses
It COULD be maybe something else but its very close
i am convinced an announcement is coming in 12 days, which may be the release date since it will be december by that time
It's basically there to be honest
Very very close
type out st florian 1470 harness and you’ll find it
or its the release date itself
Yeah thanks man, quite helpful
I reenact a man at arms in a levy so I'll turn up in the armour of a fucking saint one day for laughs
David "Sellsword Arts" Miller is top 2% in longsword apparently I just found out
would anyone like to roleplay chat on vc
There is a full on reconstruction of it if you need
When do we get a teaser of the release date announcement or the release date itself? 🤔

for more reference
12 days 12 days 12 days 12 days 12 days 12 days 12 days 12 days
its 12 days
mhm 12 days sounds good, surely
turst me
Yeah that's great, atm I'm more focused on the milan one tbf but knowing this stuff now is good
neat
My kit is pretty much decided and I got everything for it but I'm moving it the extra mile to get a good freind of mine to draw it as in the way that toby has armor drawn in his books as I've shown you
Nice what suit?
It's not a specific one exactly as I'm taking elements from harnesses and putting them in one kit but
What country and time?
Its supposed to be a Milanese export, 1460-1480
Nice nice.
I'll tell you the specific details but I need to find something
this is toby capwells old Milanese harness
Yeah I might do the same for mine, I wanted to base mine on the suit of friedrich der siegreiche but I'm not a massive fan of some of the proportions
He ate it
Mine takes great inspiration if not, basically the same
It's gorgeous
It's going in my reference bin
Just with a few additions of plate voiders for the vambraces and cuisses, and a few exchange pieces for the pauldrons and entirely new ones with a journade to allow for a 1490-1520 French look
Hi lads and gents!!!!!!!!!
Hello
journade being this basically
I forgot that I do also want it to be blackened as there's a significant lack of blackened armor nowadays
HI HI !!!!
How are you?
IM GFOOD THANK U !!!! HBU !!!
I am GREAT
YAYY YAYAYAYYAYA
Chat is so dead
LMFAOOFAOFOA
Also, there's a leveling system here
OHH
Level 2 for GIF and pic perms and level 3 for VC perms
Nay
Willie is a fungus
just because of that statement its delayed to q1 next year
the animation style is oddly reminiscent of rwby for some reason
Hello lead half sword dev here, we will release "The fuck shit ass fuck shit ass fuck shit ass fuck game this fucking fuck shit game" tomorrow. (I'm not a dev, pls dont ban me half sword man)
cool lil kill I got in RoF (turn volume down, the game is really fuckin loud for some reason)
SHIZZY WIZZY
SILLY HEAD HI
q5*
shaddap
no
Didn't know there were stil mf legends out there playing that
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it's fun what can I say
I'm sadly just too broke to afford any of the dlc, so no 20mm autocannon or a 57mm recoilless for me :<
Hi
HI !! How are u cro
Good vro
THATS GREAT BRUDDA !!!
“Today’s a good day”
Yes !!!!
Yes king
I got one German dlc iirc but yeah, they are waaay to expensive
beat willy with only headbutts cuz i can
now il try to master the art of just pushing them out of the arena
Guys I’m changing my pfp do yall have any suggestions
Banned
Wait yes go for willie
muscular willie
it would suit you brudda
Looks like his skin is peeling
LMFAOOFA
lets just say that he got his muscles illegitimately
Also his balls
maybe the skin is peeling him?
Steroids?
Steroids should turn his balls into raisins. This is a virus
Willie fungus
GALAGALAGALALALALALAXAXYYYYY
TURURURURKRYYYRYR
Nooooo
willie when he steals the skin of his foes
Did you brine your turkey in the fridge
@pearl coral the most recent arc raiders outfit is a fencing set lmaoooo
I want Turkey
My parents did, I'll be going to their house later today
Woohoo
have fun !
tyty you too
Give Willie love. No need for violence
LMFOAOFAO
in his back
Mr. Marshal hi
blow up his visor with a mordschlag
Yay
Mr shizzy hi
ima do a abyss run lock in your guesses higher or lower 2K score
50 best I can do
fair i guess
🤣
1700 until my leg got cut clean off
The amount of video posted 😭
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caseoh should play as a fat willie in the movie, Fillie the Hamburger Demolisher or some shit like that.
fat willie
Featuring the antagonistic baron, the gay knight, the willie aka protagonist, dwarf willie, and lastly a mordibly obese willie
Fillie the Hamburger Demolisher*
Even better
Who tf is this
a member of the macedonian folk band known as "Makedonski Merak"
you macedonian?
yes.
opa
pilif
He's got the spirit
ngl the band Makedonski merak made (well they didn't make them but who cares) fire songs.
ja sam srbin ali da
chompass
English only please 🤓
they're learning 😯

who?
you guys
fun fact
if you get tased and pepper sprayed at the same time you could explode
actually no
you would just burn up
i would try this but that hasn't been discovered in macedonia yet 💔
In the game siphonfilter you could taze enemies until they lit on fire
Tommorowium
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cat sleep
Eepy fellow
he's mad lol
there's some house repairs going on right besides ours so he's seething from the noise
I would be seething too
My fuckass roommate is in the common area so often and when he eats food he makes so much noise bro it bugs me so bad
Like I hear whatever utensil hes using clanging off the plate
Shit bugs me baddd
i HATE loud eaters
Bro same
Mfers need to chew with their mouth closed
its not even hard to keep your mouth closed while you chew
they are lessers thats the only viable explanation
True
The ignorance bothers me too, like they have no thought in their head about their chewing
Like ffs bro you are an actual animal
exactly like where is your self consciousness bro
feel some shame for once
god I hate people so much
Sax
me
They added a fencing outfit in arc raiders lol
Yeah lemme do that rq
The game takes place in Italy so it makes sense lol
How's your ps treating you btw sax
i tought it was america
Playstation you dolt
oh i havent even sold the xbox yet
oh bruh 😭
nice
im almost giving up, i'll already get a bunch of cash from the government for landing a bronze medal in the national geography olympics
might just get the ps with that then leave the xbox as a forza machine just to play them day 1
im lined up for a job in the first trimester next year too so if anything i just save a bit more and get the ps then
Wtf bro nice
Sax smart as shit apparently
Here's the outfit
yeppers, 378 dollars after conversion
OH THATS SICKKK
Its not loading the freaking screenshot but it even has elbow protection lol
what does the mushroom emoji mean in the half sword tag?
prolly thought afk was a good idea
you'd love to know wouldnt you
@mighty badger
uhm..
Foot fungus
liked it, but honestly the only one i want is the cowboy lol
You mean this guy?
who the fuck is slump god
What are you fucking 12?
Ski mask
2018
Stokley album
With features like
Xxxtentacion
And
I like this fit a lot
god forbid a man to not be inside a music bubble
Bro it was THE music
In 2018
That’s like saying oh sorry idk who Micheal Jackson is
idk but im getting fired
im sorry but im not taking you so serious with the sharingan homer
Fucking better be
Or I’ll come to your house and shave your cat down to it’s bare skin
ik juice world and tentacion from those
Then how do you not know ski mask
i always loved the idea of having a sphynx, come anyways
bro this game should release now
Fucked up is on it
idk i might know some songs of him and not the composer
Ski mask the slump god produces his own shit
why does willy kinda look like a fish
Look dude go on YouTube music
Look up Stokley ski mask the slump god
Listen the that album
i'll listen to some songs of him later
And when that shit blows your balls out your ass. Listen to you will regret album
These were peak when I was 13-14
idk bro im hard to impress with music but i'll try anyways
Ski mask ain’t just music bro he basically owns his own unique sound
If Stokley doesn’t satisfy then there is no pleasing you
when did half sword start development
im listening to it rn, its not bad, first song is a 7 to me
kind of crazy that weve only mostly seen the abyss and the current basic demo's that were actually playable
i cant image my reaction when everything that was bts get shown off in the ea
yeah not really my cup of tea, but he's good
Six seven
i prefer rap in portuguese
:3
poor cat u mafaka
thats gonna be sore tomorrow
Happy birthday
Lol
HAPPY BIRSGD3WY SIOV
happy birthday bro
hope you have the best day
Happy birthday gorf gorf gorf gorf gorf (sov)
True
WOWZERS
He's spawn camping
If I’m not back in 4 days assume I’ve been bitter by a brown snake and have died
what if youre sweet by a brown snake?
aw you edited it
Yeah…

Okay it’s back
Sweet by a brown snake
Can we make bone breaking easier in ea please. in over 200 smth hours between the three demos and ive broken like two legs and arm
using blunt weapons, right?
the big ass tweezers in spoilance are really good for breaking bones
no im attempting to break thier arms and legs with a double edged sword and a bearded ax
only some joints are breakable as of now, specifically the rothulas, elbows and shoulders and neck
yeah dude, honest
ima try that
you cant break legs anymore?
no, you can break legs
you can, the legs get all dangly because you break the rothula
rothula is what in english
what i mean is theres no actual bone snapping or such for the larger bones yet
whats the non hospital term of it
it is in english, but the normal name is simply the knee
yes i know its in english its a fucking saying
a litlle round bone between the femur and the upper thighbone that if removed the leg gets all loose
like "break your leg"
yeppers
step on a crack and break yo mommas back
see this guy gets it
almost fainted for a second wtf
whelp it's temks gibin now, ahem
Oh Grand Gobbler, Bringer of Gravy, Taker of Stuffing, Keeper of the Sacred Buttered Corncob, Carrier of the Honied Ham and Baker of all Rolls, we doth ask for permission to partake in a most holy of feasts, a celebration of your creature by the great Winged One,
we are at your command oh Grand Gobbler.
"------ in english please" is a saying
bro just sayin stuff
ahh ok got it
im not native so i dont know some stuff yet lol
thank you
mfr you're next
moai has been doing a lot of gobbling lately
sorry dude im not that religion i follow inglorsumeccadeezsamalabaconatormeshumbweup
what i would love to have in the ea would be more freedom with you use your hands
since the only 2 things you can do right now are punching and grabbing
yeah when can i grab his arm with both hands and just snap his shit for my own sadistic fantasies
i hope grappling and bone dislocating will be possible
like trying to poke out your opponents eye
need to add executions
and with high damage, bone snapping
you can do executions already sire...
like snapping a dudes neck or choking him out i mean
yep
i want choking
when will using a body part actually count as a weapon
and i want to be able to aim punches better
Wtf
you just hold a sliced of arm, and you use the sharp edge of the bones to stab someone with
its not efficient, but its somethin
like you can throw hooks. and theres so many different ways to punch someone right in there
shit
cross overhand jabs uppercuts
all missing from the fist fighting
It's a rothula in English. Hope that helps
I declare war on the Grand Gobbler
can we add more blood to the peasant boss pretty please
just so he doesnt die faster
Lower the NPC damage at peasant boss

people not knowing sayings is the weirdest thing to me. like you gotta be a boreline slow person to not understand that saying and what it means
i mean like drooling on yourself slow
Chill bro. I'm not even a native speaker
That's just what I learned from the medical books my mom had
my fault thatd make sense that english isnt your first lang my v b pookie bear
Why is this so sentimental
Happy thanksgiving guys
I’m thankful for halfsword
wait till devs drop halfgun
I'm thankful for your moms for y'all to even be here
this year im thankful for weed and food and video games and money and my family
type shit
Honestly that's a useful term
oh and fishin i love fishing
Ok
I'm gonna build a super computer so u can have local multilayer small buhurt
who here actually cooking for thanksgiving
Me
alr bro
we dont celebrate thanksgiving
But im cooking simple
missing out
this guy's so funny to me for some reason
I'm just doing mormal honecooking
clueless people should stay clueless
oh yous are on abt thanksgiving
missing out what exactly
I eat a flightless bird once a week anyway
on some real shit i've been cooking for 8 hours straight
isnt that alot of butter
bro put that butter UNDER THE SKIn
kinda jealous Americans get to pregame Christmas dinner
i did actually
WHY SO MUCH BUTTER
Oh my fucking god bro😒
trust process
fuck you mean why so much
he gonna die of that much butter
What are you thankful for
cause he doesnt want a dry ass turkey
thats too much butter
"I can't believe it's not butter" to "Why so much butter"
bad bitches and hella racks on fonem
Turkey is always dry
thankful for this new house i just moved into and these cars 🔥
IT'S CLASSICAL FRENCH CUSIINE HON HON
on foenem grave
MORE BUTTER MORE WINNERS
thankful for half sword
bros never had a turkey that was moist and delishoes
dry turkey eater
cause youre family fucking sucks at cooking the turk
clean the fridge
MORE BUTTER!!
i've had turkey that is moist without requiring five kilograms of butter
you people are disgusting
later
shame on you all
FUCK YOU!!!!! My food is absolutely delish!!😡
correct amount of butter
BRING OUT THE BIG GUNS
FIREEE
then why is it dry
WHEN THE FUCK HAVE WE EVER CONSIDERED THE FRENCH
FRENCH CUISINE IS SIGNIFICANT TO WESTERN COOKING AND INFLUENTIAL TO THE UTTER EAST!!!!
this guy is like mmhmmm i love dry ass turkey
me being portrayed as a fat man when i cook and eat delicious food
buttery food
we also have brisket in the smoker out in the yard
best brisket in texas
still being made
OK COOKS TEN TOP ORDER FIRE TWENTY CALAMARIS, FIFTY-SIX CHEESE STEAKS
whenever I hear someone say "brisket" I always think of young sheldon
also cheddar biscuits with sausage gravy
dude is spam
and every thanksgiving side under the sun
Bc it’s turkey??..
i cant with american cousine 
i trust the process
this is so real. mfs see you know how to cook and accuse you of being fat
on foenem grave i'm in better shape than half this server
Come on RELOAD!!!!!
isnt eating turk considered cannibalism
yeah bro you just make some desert turkey my family turkey is never dry
curse of ra turkey
Does anyone here not care anymore about the turkey or is it just me
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would been so funny to find a crazy vegan on the server attacking you for this
Glep
god vless turkey
then i'll just send more pics
The only turkey we have rn is deli sliced
chungus turkey
Big Chungus the Hugh Mungus
i remember reading about a vegan eating sushi thinking its a vegan food
Tf
I like vegan sushis like veggie tempura rolls
Those are lit
Tempura's always lit
honestly i'm more excited about the brisket i got going on than the turkey
majority of the vegans are stupid people sorry
That's what I'm saying
careful with takes like these
i did say majority not all of them
Thank you for the warn
nope, still not a good thing to say given the setting and environment
generalized statements like that especially
Man can't drop it
i'd rather you not label people like that without good cause to begin with
1 divided by 4 = 0.25 which is 75% of 1
amazing
wait
Thank you for having the heart to keep the conversation under control
You are a good job-haver
gute nite
now you make me not want to do my job tf
LOOOOL
sounds like i'm being patronized
what if I force you to do your job
and I said something racist
And I'm the patron
"what a good boy" headass
thanks for letting me know your intentions beforehand
see you in 30 days
reminds me of that 1 part in gta when lester say 'what? they gonna jail us for a thought crime?'
wrongthink is not allowed under my regime
when did he say this
was this during the paleto heist setup
Wet turkey doesn’t sound good
the term moist is preferred
is the moist critical to the turkey?
Same thing
mfs who eat ground-up sandpaper for meat:
I didn't mean it like that but I see where you're coming from. I'm more trying to be thankful than to look down upon you.
What the hell
I'm gonna say it's gonna be any day now in 2025
how kind of the government to congratulate John Marston for his work
every child nightmare when they see a bald person in public
really bore a hole in his soul
many holes actually
When are yall gonna start eating?
Now
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no, it's evening
No? It’s the morning??
cool stab
Why are you killing people on thanksgiving
It's 16:10 UTC bruh
To show the Sun god our thankfulness
i dont have thanksgiving
oh joy that i REFUNDED IT already 
Dis what it looks like btw
you look like a beekeeper
They actually have a beekeeper set too lol
You look like a fencer about to fight in WWI
why are you so obsessed with ISO?
Because it's local regulation
Shit's standardized for associates
Embedded into my brain, it's not a strain
unsheath slashes are actually so fun to do
ok I'm gonna go walk soon once my phone stops dying
you dont know whether it will bug out or you will split them in half by accident
so its a gamble
@spark quartz I'M WALKING
nah, i've already heard something about ISO from you
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That looks like a long Swiss degen
Or some kinda gladius viking thing
that’s neat
couldn’t connect to a server
They even got da armor
Dayum
waiter waiter more cool spinning head things
Why didn't medieval soldiers wear fencing masks
soldiers or knights
Yes you do go buy food
???
Combatants, and I mean olympic or that padded hema style kinda fencing masks
In chivalry 2 they don’t use fencing
because it's expensive?
O
They were too stupid to invent small metal
i think you know about chainmail price
oh that’s REALLY cool
Should I get a padded arming cap or a padded coif
cap
what
🧢
Wait
bro doesnt like a moist turkey
oh yeah well you are the color of piss so
Imagine if they made a fencing mask but the mesh is just large chainmail rings
Lmao
Bruh
it's very expensive
Sam is not pee
maybe they just liked big metal sam of saturn n
you ever think of that
you are so closed minded
Why do I feel blasted still
Homer does this ever happen to you
fire image for a man of piss
Like I'm pretty sure I ate like the other day
you got anymore of those
it’s not very expensive
imagine 14-15th century, there is no folding machines and every rod (or bar, idk what is right) is folded manually
yeah blacksmiths
for basic soldier - expensive
was a whole thing back thing
if you were the resident of a city you could afford a chainmail shirt more than likely
hate it
bro we arent talking about todays day and age
an average soldier is a professional soldier
I just feel like they coulda got close to a mesh if they made a full chainmail mask in that style
Wouldn't be fun but itMs close
Guys i found halfsword irl
and youre lame Kinght Fight is a goated show
Like maybe as punishment at least
Search up knuckle boxing
Some beggar dispute settled by chainmail mask fight
bare knuckle boxing slaps
At the minimum, turn a mail coif backwards if they dont want to make a specialized mask
because the organizations that host armored mma and “hmb” have permanently altered people’s perceptions of how knights fought and how technology looked
i was just about to ask if anyone watches that
Halfsword irl
KEEP SPEAKING FACTS
I feel like Sam has a lot to say on this topic
i do
so, if we talking about the core of medieval army - it's the militia
yeah bro thats why you have to watch the show Knight Fights
Ok let him cook
dude unless you’re talking like twelfth century your first assumption is already bullshit lol
the end rules for a fechtschule fight was a bleeding head wound, and this is how u know who wins. if they had a helmet u can’t rlly tell
in buhurt you are forbidden to hit gaps
which is not conducive to killing