general-catfish-🐱🐟

[shrewd carbon]

me

[gloomy crest]

LMFAO

[mighty badger]

i'll really have some fun with them

[shrewd carbon]

i bet some crazy edits would happen

people doing trick shots

[frosty stratus]

Die in the game and your pc becomes a c4 and blows you into smithereens

[mighty badger]

clueless will learn how to split arrows in the first HOUR

[solid cloak]

there was a strategy at a certain point in time where people would just pass muskets to eachother as a fear tactic to make enemies think they were somehow reloading in like 4 seconds

[frosty stratus]

yea lolll

[shrewd carbon]

genius

[solid cloak]

atleast i think it was a fear tactic, might've been a actual advantage to pass muskets to eachother

[shrewd carbon]

reminds me of pike and shot rotating fire

[frosty stratus]

we'll have some mf modding the game to have a willie constantly shoot crossbows at him whilst he tries to hit an arrow away from him with a sword

-# thats me.

[shrewd carbon]

once multiplayer comes if ever im going to make a crossbow guild

[mighty badger]

pass them to the best shooter and the rest wait it out

[mighty badger]

multiplayer will probably only ever be split screen

[pearl coral]

how would passing muskets to each other do that

[mighty badger]

that they are goddamn crackshots reloading in few seconds

[shrewd carbon]

imagine having to fly to your oponents house to duel them in halfsword

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/cow-lift-cowlift-orange-creamsicle-helicopter-gif-3658395462832576924

[pearl coral]

wouldn’t it just look like they’re handing each other muskets

[gloomy crest]

Napoleonic era

Like at the Battle of Marengo

[mighty badger]

back to trenches, out the trenches, BANG, repeat

[solid cloak]

it was probably done where one person was behind cover, passing a musket, or in a trench

[gloomy crest]

The tactic was called something like feu des deux rangs

I don't remember the spelling

[pearl coral]

so they were passing unfired muskets en masse to people who had just now shot a musket

?

[gloomy crest]

I might be wrong saying it was first used there

But it was popullarized

[gloomy crest]

First rank fired and hands it back to the reloading rank behind

Now let me take over my damn company

Compagnie CHARGEZ ARMES!!!!

[mighty badger]

i mean, the german used wheels with fireworks on them and bombs attached in the Great War, every era has a dumbass technique

[gloomy crest]

EN JOUE!!!

[pearl coral]

but now the first rank doesn’t have muskets? or does second rank pass the loaded muskets

[gloomy crest]

FEU!!!!!

[gloomy crest]

Yes they pass

[pearl coral]

am i right or am i wrong

[gloomy crest]

Front rank fires, rear rank reloads the previously fired gun

[shrewd carbon]

so sugoi

[pearl coral]

so it’s just one rank of shooters and one rank of reloaders

interesting

[gloomy crest]

It's very effective

[pearl coral]

mounted crossbowmen did that in italy around 1470

albeit in a weird spiral pattern

[faint dragon]

when we getting bombs to half sword

[gloomy crest]

I used the tactic back in Roblox. I won every battle since then.

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-halfsword-game-half-sword-game-gif-14454650096982323610

[pearl coral]

neat

[gloomy crest]

joking about that part but the closest thing I ordered was the rotational thing where front rank retires to the rear

[faint dragon]

[pearl coral]

speaking of formations here was our formation minus the distraction who opted to sit down for the photo

[gloomy crest]

Masks remind me a bit of the purge lol

[mighty badger]

looks like a fun time!

[faint dragon]

squad of saturn

[pearl coral]

2 purge guys and 3 helmet guys

[pearl coral]

twas !

[mighty badger]

was it in a public park or smth?

[faint dragon]

a very funtime indeed

[pearl coral]

yeah it was a food drive fundraiser

we collected nonperishable foods in exchange for singlesword lessons

[mighty badger]

who's the halberd guy he's a goddamn freight truck

[pearl coral]

jared

[lime knoll]

Why didn’t brody come

[pearl coral]

brody was there but he was spectating

[mighty badger]

tell jared i think he's fucking rad

[lime knoll]

Bro let me down

[pearl coral]

he did a very good job at thwarting my armor

[mighty badger]

honestly wish there was a public for this here (and affordable options), looks like a lot of fun

[mighty badger]

i mean, he's gigantic, i bet his hits were something

[pearl coral]

it was a lot of grappling

[lime knoll]

I would like to try the AMMA stuff

[pearl coral]

for obvious reasons

[lime knoll]

Why thumb

[spark quartz]

HI BAM

[lime knoll]

HI TURKEY

[mighty badger]

Hi silly!

[lime knoll]

Bam Lore update, airballed the cosplayer baddie

Im in absolute disarray

[mighty badger]

the what

elaborate

i am out of the loop

[lime knoll]

That’s everything I know as well

[gloomy crest]

Same

[mighty badger]

who is bam

is it you

[lime knoll]

No

[mighty badger]

poor bam

[lime knoll]

Bam is an idea

[mighty badger]

well there are many cosplaying fish in the sea

[lime knoll]

Nah twin

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-what-the-fuck-the-fuck-is-this-wth-gif-17571836

[mighty badger]

NO DONT

STOPPP

DONT REMIND ME

[mighty badger]

i will cry

[mighty badger]

i want to murder him brutally

[dawn flume]

Who tf is willie

[heavy drum]

Little Turkey

[spark quartz]

Oversized bread

[mighty badger]

willie is our dear bald fella

[faint dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/lodi-mr-clean-lol-gif-366695602455583636

[gloomy crest]

This dude's the coolest looking boss to me

Something about that bevor

With no hemet

[gloomy crest]

Holy

[faint dragon]

take a sleep cuh

[tepid field]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1433923046195986433/3sh_illings.gif

[faint dragon]

Half Sword for sale at the town square? Sign me in

[tawdry sun]

🔥

[heavy drum]

IM AVERAGE

[spark quartz]

@lost palm

[spark quartz]

Hi BTW sax

Forgot to say hi earlier

[warm dove]

oi

im a ham burfer

[heavy drum]

😭

[unreal bay]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1433923046195986433/3sh_illings.gif

[warm dove]

any1 know how to gget dif maps

[gloomy crest]

Having access to Early Access

jk

Insertez le laugh track

[indigo hare]

No. No I won’t.

[gloomy crest]

Darn!

[pearl coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1055560006407303188/1438668194721038398/5C57BF2C-A92F-4226-B479-E7DB8491B79D.gif

[spark quartz]

Hi Easter

[gloomy crest]

The mods have rallied

Legio Moderatrix

[feral zinc]

how to suples

suplex

[warm dove]

be aura

[drowsy finch]

Hi you!!

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/smug-karen-rude-whatever-who-cares-gif-19652062

[drowsy finch]

Wtff :(

[gloomy crest]

DAMN

SNUBBED

[gloomy crest]

Probably because of your Chili allegiance

[spark quartz]

Ill forgive you in 2 minutes

[gloomy crest]

Swear loyalty to Half Cord

[drowsy finch]

Oh great!!

[drowsy finch]

Fuh no 💔

[spark quartz]

I meant 2 MILLION MINUTES

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-scared-scaryy-spooky-boo-gif-16577983529805683314

Its not my fault !!

[spark quartz]

This how long you got

[drowsy finch]

I doubt I will be here that long </3

[warm dove]

im so close to level 3

gettin level 3 would be aura

that way i can join vcs and stuff

sadly

[spark quartz]

True lol

[warm dove]

idk how long it will takre

but once i do

i will aura farm

[drowsy finch]

Vcs stink anyways

[warm dove]

u stink alot

but yk

its ok

[drowsy finch]

Maybe the community will return to the golden age when I first joined

[warm dove]

ccuz i forgive u

bro i think im the biggest bvurd

like

[drowsy finch]

Well I just googled it and it says you’re actually a victim of Evil Bitch Syndrome

[warm dove]

NO1 can stop me

[spark quartz]

And maybe you'll stop gatekeeping

[warm dove]

tf is a evil bitch syndrome

[spark quartz]

You wouldn't get it

[warm dove]

eh its fine

[spark quartz]

Elite ball knowledge

[warm dove]

cuz idc

cuz im th efinal bosss

of halfg swoior]d

ewdf

[spark quartz]

That's tuff

[warm dove]

as

[drowsy finch]

Its your condition and you don’t even know what it is ???

[warm dove]

nope

apparently i have have idgafs

[gloomy crest]

Folley, Gatekeeper of Chili's

[drowsy finch]

He ackshually already DID get it :(

[drowsy finch]

Stawban Underscore Smoo, the Gatekeeper of Chili’s

[warm dove]

tl;dr Livestream was about hema

w name

[gloomy crest]

I'm abouta lay siege upon thy gate

[warm dove]

is aura

r u aura?

[gloomy crest]

We need to enter Chilitown

[warm dove]

r u the biggest butrtd

man

[gloomy crest]

SEND IN THE SIEGE TOWERS

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-norman-osborn-angry-you-know-how-much-gif-24182900

[warm dove]

why this takin so long

'

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/gwent-gwent-card-northern-realms-siege-tower-gif-13806317

[warm dove]

'

'

like

just ghgggggimmme my damn level 3

[drowsy finch]

Chivalry 2

[gloomy crest]

Half Sword 5

[drowsy finch]

@spark quartz they spamming to get level 3 !! 24 hour mute !!!

[pearl coral]

this isnt how it works

[gloomy crest]

Honestly hate it when people spam to level up lol

[spark quartz]

im not gonna gatekeep their level 3

[pearl coral]

it has a complex ticking mechanic that makes spamming inviable

[gloomy crest]

Especially considering an entire cooldown is in place

[warm dove]

w turkey

[drowsy finch]

U shuld its fun

[gloomy crest]

They don't get xp per message

[spark quartz]

however if you spam you will be muted

[gloomy crest]

There's like a cooldown or something

[warm dove]

am i spamming

or am i just talking

really fast

[gloomy crest]

So the excessive effort they put in is futile

[warm dove]

no1 will know.

maybe im just talkitive

[gloomy crest]

You talk like my mother

[spark quartz]

bruh

[warm dove]

or maybe i am spamming...

[pearl coral]

fighting with a pollax and ecranche is harder than half sword would have you believe guys!

[warm dove]

id win

cccuz am final boss

YAYYYYYYYY"

IM LEVEL 3

ok i go vvye bye

[gloomy crest]

What that ecranehe

[drowsy finch]

Thank gorsh

[gloomy crest]

LEL

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[pearl coral]

the shield

[gloomy crest]

THATS AN ENCRANCHE?

[pearl coral]

yes lol

[gloomy crest]

What!

How does the term differ from a targette/targe

[pearl coral]

it's another word for it

[gloomy crest]

Oh okay

Encranche sounds cooler so I guess I'll start using it

[pearl coral]

its just most people think "targe" means those irish shields so i use "ecranche" which is equally accurate but less confusing

[gloomy crest]

Je suis une encranche

[gloomy crest]

Logical

Didnt know the irish used them too

[pearl coral]

they didnt

its just a different word

[gloomy crest]

Thought it was just a lowlander thing

[pearl coral]

oh then idk

idk what the lowlands are

[gloomy crest]

Meannt the round one

[pearl coral]

you're probably right

yeah those

[gloomy crest]

Not ur encranche

[pearl coral]

people call those targes so i dont call these shields targes to avoid confusion

[gloomy crest]

Do you say it in the french way or more like "hi can i tip 20% for this ayne cranch"

[pearl coral]

eh-cron-ch

[gloomy crest]

I like to pronounce en more like OUH

more like

Hate my voice

[gloomy crest]

I wonder where this heraldry originates

[twin abyss]

Do we know if Brigandine is gonna be in the game?

[pearl coral]

yeah i say it the same but with less frenchness

[gloomy crest]

Party per pale but the dexter is rouge?

[pearl coral]

original deal

came up with it in my head

[gloomy crest]

Oh

[pearl coral]

the right side will have more art soon

[pearl coral]

almost definitely will be

[gloomy crest]

The encranche shield shape is probably one of the greatest things medieval minds designed

It's so drippy

Imagine helmet rondels in the shape of that

Tjat'd be insane

[gloomy crest]

Ohhhh

[pearl coral]

there are pauldron reinforcements in the shape of them

[gloomy crest]

What the

Oh is that how it just looks sideways

I thought it was some geometric modern art

[pearl coral]

i love this

[gloomy crest]

Holy good art

Yo they halfswording

[indigo hare]

I am going to make tuna melts for dinner. I just wanted everyone to know that

[gloomy crest]

Thank you for the intel

https://tenor.com/view/luksus-fellen-hallgeir-looking-paper-works-gif-9971518

Some people don't realize how good canned tuna can be if they just try the premium chunky kinds

Not just the crushed $0.99 stuff

[pearl coral]

i half sworded today and then got jabbed in the throat immediately

[gloomy crest]

Did you hold G in time

[sly frost]

I hate tuna it tastes like sour pee

[gloomy crest]

Have you tried the premium cans of tuna chunks?

There's a brand called Century that makes it

[pearl coral]

Not at all. I died in real life

[sly frost]

Prolly not

[gloomy crest]

Very flavorful broth too

They have a spicy version

[gloomy crest]

Dang

You lost ur rank then

Welcome to beggarhood

[pearl coral]

i like this picture

[gloomy crest]

Your plate looks so fancy shmancy

[indigo hare]

Yeah I just finished making the tuna salad. I made 3 different versions each using a different mayo. One regular mayo, one kewpie mayo, and one homemade mayo. I am a master chef. Would you like me to break down the exact details? I can list the nutritional facts of everything if you’d like

[sly frost]

Is it bad to say when hs full game release ill try to pirate it cuz im a beggar

[gloomy crest]

Did you actually?

And what brand of regular

I can't stand Hellman's/Best Foods

They come with this weird flavor other mayos don't have

[pearl coral]

glad you think so

[pearl coral]

yes

[gloomy crest]

It's like their dumb perk

[indigo hare]

Yes I wanna see how much the mayo matters. And Thats funny because it’s hellmans

[gloomy crest]

That's not begging

That's brigandage

Begging involves begging

[sly frost]

Im poor

[indigo hare]

The poor may not enjoy entertainment

[gloomy crest]

Kewpie's definitely more "neutral" tasting in a good way

[sly frost]

How much yall think the full game will be tho

[indigo hare]

No price set.

[gloomy crest]

AT LEAST one dolla

[indigo hare]

But if I had to make an uneducated guess

[gloomy crest]

Cash rules everything around me

[indigo hare]

Please

Dont steal my joke

[gloomy crest]

Cream get the money

[indigo hare]

I was about to make

[gloomy crest]

Sorry Sir

[sly frost]

Whats the first time yall played (me may 14 this year)

[gloomy crest]

Money's hella tight so Imm probably not playing EA for awhile

[indigo hare]

I started with the 0.3 demo when it was just the abyss, before the playtest

I never played the old itch.io version

[gloomy crest]

Not bad tho

[sly frost]

Did u play in late 2023?

Das crazy

[indigo hare]

I actually feel you on this brother.

[gloomy crest]

Brotha

🤝

[spark quartz]

EASTER

[sly frost]

I always find it funny that in the game only willies fight willies

[gloomy crest]

Do you notice the weird perk about hellman's too tho

[indigo hare]

Mmm not really but tbf i havent had many mayo brands haha and kewpie and homemade taste a lot different than hellmans as it is

[gloomy crest]

Oh okay

I assume the homemade is a lot cleaner tasting anyway

[pearl coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1055560006407303188/1438668194721038398/5C57BF2C-A92F-4226-B479-E7DB8491B79D.gif

[gloomy crest]

What fat did you use

[pearl coral]

i hate having 2 maintain my armor...

[gloomy crest]

Olive?

[indigo hare]

It is, it’s my first time making it and it was really good.

[gloomy crest]

As expected

[indigo hare]

No I used vegetable, but I do wanna use olive next time

[gloomy crest]

Ah okay

Tbh we never had veg oil in the household in a looong time

We used to get that but then I heard canola's cheaper so I was like watevs

[solid cloak]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[wanton portal]

Vegeta

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/phatearl-gif-2280842092719572077

[indigo hare]

I usually use olive oil to cook but it’s a lot more pricey, and the amount I needed I wasn’t willing to spend on expensive oil haha at least not the first time I tried making it

[gloomy crest]

I ordered this huge bottle of California olive oil a long time ago and we still havent gone through it halfway

It's still good though

[wanton portal]

@gloomy crest why are you tldr
Wouldn't it make sense your name was tldw

[gloomy crest]

Despite the whole breakdown as it ages

[gloomy crest]

Familiarity's sake

[indigo hare]

Mr money bags

[gloomy crest]

Yeah before LOL

Especially before I spent it all on music gear

[indigo hare]

Worth it

[gloomy crest]

Y'all have any food allergies

[indigo hare]

No I am a perfect being

[gloomy crest]

Oh okay

I react to Korean chili powder for some reason on my skin

That's basically it though

But it sucked when I was working in a Korean restaurant

Lmao

[indigo hare]

Yeah I would think so. But I’m sure that’s where you learned about it

[gloomy crest]

Yeah LOL

[wanton portal]

Allergic to chili powder

Wow

[gloomy crest]

"Why this kimchi make me itchy"

[indigo hare]

Youre allergic to water

[gloomy crest]

I also had a manager later on that had the same issue

First person I met to share the experience

[wanton portal]

FUCK

[indigo hare]

Yup. Sucks to suck nerd

[gloomy crest]

What total volume of mayo did you end up with

[wanton portal]

I will never in a million years ever eat food that smells horrible even if it tastes good

[gloomy crest]

I like kimchi's smell

I like the smell of vinegar sometimes too

[wanton portal]

It smells horrible

[indigo hare]

Enough to just about refill one of the bigger mayo jars you’d buy from the store

[gloomy crest]

Ah

The only smell I hate is the one that comes off of deep frying or frying fish

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-vs-iron-man-avengers-marvel-infinity-war-iron-man-gif-17654217

[indigo hare]

Youre not American

[gloomy crest]

You're Joeian

Owne

Oaf

[gloomy crest]

It sticks to my clothes

The dang odor

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/green-day-billie-joe-armstrong-hey-smile-blue-gif-214951534074580593

[gloomy crest]

This is so dumb but always makes me laugh

[gloomy crest]

You know what would be the best thing...

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/true-true-morgan-freeman-true-conquest-conquest-true-conquest-gif-18084577569699045071

[gloomy crest]

A Willie doppelganger should cosplay as a Half Sword NPC

ALTHOUGH EN ACCORDANCE AVEC MON ORDONNANCE

So they need the skull cap with roundels and stuff

Who's the closest lookin to Willie in this server

[gloomy crest]

Is there a name for the huge shields that lead assaults in this period

[pearl coral]

which

[pearl coral]

scudo maybe?

[hazy agate]

brick

[gloomy crest]

Naw not the brick, I mean the rectangular building material made out of clay

[hazy agate]

looks like bricks

[rancid reef]

Lup

Blup

[dawn flume]

So everyones a willie

[spark quartz]

My son

[rancid reef]

My turkey

[wanton portal]

what

are they just throwing

bricks and stones

into an army

[rancid reef]

Rocks yes

It's a good way to fuck someone up

[gloomy crest]

Those are called bricks and stones

[rancid reef]

Gravity

[gloomy crest]

I love how the whole thing is drawn

[spark quartz]

me pretending to be dead but I still wanna see the fight

[gloomy crest]

me pretending to be asleep to play more flash games late at night

[wanton portal]

I love the papas game

https://tenor.com/view/papas-pizzeria-louie-papa-games-gif-6594202202561076180

[gloomy crest]

Wish it was more optimized lol

Its slow going back and forth

[wanton portal]

Just buy the steam versions then

I have papa's freezeria

[gloomy crest]

Ok

Do they have the pizzeria on there

I dont prefer preparing frozen product

[wanton portal]

yes

It's optimized very well

[gloomy crest]

Thanks ill apply now

[storm cradle]

[atomic mist]

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[weary wyvern]

Yo can someone pretend to scam me so I can pretend to be scammed and I start grooming the scammer so I can trick my friend

[rare whale]

C vei qglr 💔

[weary wyvern]

C ardy

C xybr

C dyxj tiy

C ewrleswa vurxg

[rare whale]

C u glrw tiy

C Xelxjwe

[weary wyvern]

@rare whale a dygi

[main pilot]

WILLIE JR NOOO

[verbal geyser]

You got dms off man :(

[faint dragon]

How the hell did you cut a willie in half with a hoe

[main pilot]

i dont know tbh

https://tenor.com/view/edge-wwe-wrestling-2020-scream-gif-15450125756663711433

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-whine-graph-meme-gif-2431519173667628399

[verbal geyser]

They’re disabled broski

I can’t dm

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/61-41-67-61-new-meme-61-meme-gif-4909211002993893210

[verbal geyser]

It doesn’t work 💔💔💔

[quartz basalt]

Will i wake up tomorrow with EA announcement Trailer Release :o

[atomic mist]

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[tulip pond]

ITS ENOUGH SLICES

[blissful saddle]

bro.. 😭

[elder pawn]

I am the Sunderland

Come to silent hill

https://tenor.com/view/silent-hill-james-money-wallet-no-money-gif-16231422593852538857

[lime harness]

What would you call the feeling when a friend says a game looks interesting and if id wanna install it so we could play together

But I already have it installed

[faint dragon]

silent grill

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/silent-hill-silent-hill2-james-sunderland-sad-depressed-gif-27628054

[verbal pasture]

@acoustic pollen imagine losing in mc bedwars to a dude on an iPad

[faint dragon]

hella broke but prolly has enough money to buy pizza for that one fatass who I forgot the name

[azure rover]

i think i got him

I CANT POST IMAGES

[faint dragon]

poteto

[acoustic pollen]

I’ve never even played mc bedwars 😔

[loud comet]

i think it's supposed to be grief/pity

but idk

it's like looking at the greatest meme alive that was sent to you by a friend

but

*i've already saw it *

[verbal geyser]

Mustard

[craggy trail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1430606187614834889/1435490362759057418/togif.gif

[atomic mist]

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[agile coral]

https://tenor.com/view/mason-troy-adams-bart-simpson-simpsons-bart-simpson-gif-14307310522632088290

[warm dove]

https://tenor.com/view/undertaker-coffin-just-woke-up-wwe-gif-5289384

[hybrid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-dance-skeleton-skeleton-dancing-skeleton-meme-smiling-friends-gif-9010165550533699083

[faint dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/brad-bad-to-the-bone-gif-13451452287057548702

[craggy trail]

This is a sallet?

[atomic mist]

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[dusty horizon]

yes

[wanton portal]

https://youtu.be/YZ9pmGsQcaM?si=5MrezJudPEtzpmqS

[rigid lintel]

henlo

[forest falcon]

https://sun6-23.userapi.com/s/v1/ig2/3Li70DNpxixqvHopMwc-Oxeh3uwqiY65PxrHofEjlDpDgw-BEe8NRiVx6gWY2_z7aDWaezrk-sext8so_TVGdy9-.jpg?quality=95&as=32x41,48x62,72x92,108x139,160x205,240x308,360x462,384x493&from=bu&cs=384x0

https://tenor.com/view/con-man-from-albuquerque-saul-goodman-saul-goodman3d-better-call-saul-breaking-bad-gif-26443451

[wanton portal]

doesnt Sony suck ass

this movie will suck ass

[craggy trail]

Remember, they were gonna make a movie about the toilets once. It was gonna be directed by Michael Bay

If that got cancelled, so can this

Hopefully

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/silent-hill-james-money-wallet-no-money-gif-16231422593852538857

[finite snow]

can someone gift me minecraft

[hybrid granite]

no

[finite snow]

why

[hybrid granite]

i dont have money either

[finite snow]

can someone else

😉

[faint dragon]

yo wassup dreamybull

[finite snow]

hi

buy me minecraft java

[faint dragon]

no thank u

buy half sword instead when it comes out

[wanton portal]

https://youtu.be/mBMKuEfQrV4?si=ycBZel4mLzUSn9SO

[hybrid granite]

good htinking

[faint dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/dap-dap-up-bully-maguire-spiderman-homem-aranha-gif-2038310814613101264

[wanton portal]

DECEMBER 25H IS THE GAMES RELEASE DATE

In one of the oldest teaser videos for halfsword
it shows the three WISE KINGS
COMING FOR THE BIRTH OF JESUS
THE BIRTH OF JESUS = THIS GAMES RELEASE DATE
IT ALL MAKES SENSE

[spark quartz]

😐

[wanton portal]

You know it

and I know it

[faint dragon]

I HOPE your right cuh

[finite gyro]

wdym it's like SO LATE

it should release sooner

[stone sedge]

Give it up for day 3463456346345634563456345634564563456345 of waiting to pay for Half Sword

[finite gyro]

TOMORROW

[stone sedge]

At least we learned some Konrad lore

We now know:

He gives up
He has the world's most chiseled jaw
His face is based on a painting
His relationship with Willie is passionate and fierce

[steel iron]

expose your children to bean burritos guys

https://tenor.com/view/hapi-fish-catfish-gif-18198127210960327762

[wanton portal]

who's this then

[stone sedge]

We haven't learned his name yet

I'm betting it's Ralph

[wanton portal]

will he wreck stuff

[stone sedge]

Yes

He's wrecking Konrad in that image

[faint dragon]

Ralph, willie’s past lover who got divorced

and has more anger issues

[wanton portal]

https://youtu.be/HnnIOJVmY4A?si=EbVHBYNpNJK7B2sF

[honest root]

https://youtu.be/HGtmO4L8pLw?si=qcr1tM5fweztwgQ6

[wanton portal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1137762908336558173/1170925705710800946/20221006_174036-1.gif

[forest falcon]

mow wao

[wanton portal]

this is my favourite Weezer song

https://youtu.be/Ymhy_JcXxe4?si=TgRLw10Zgmu_4OJW

[craggy trail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1045629304609964046/1357577549378748466/I_see_you.gif

[atomic mist]

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[queen dawn]

meow

[hybrid granite]

who keeps spamming this need help stuff

[craggy trail]

It’s every hour

Or every two hours

[hybrid granite]

shat up

stop

[craggy trail]

Geez, he better not

[wanton portal]

ai slop

https://tenor.com/view/boom-buster-buster-buster-jam-tallglass-the-wizard-gif-5825986113660007309

[hybrid granite]

ai must be so thirsty if it consumes that much water

we're torturing ai by not letting it drink water when its thristy

[frosty stratus]

i js made a custom lil map in halfsword >:)

[silver otter]

genius

[hybrid granite]

wt how

[faint dragon]

how

[wanton portal]

Waitt

Imagine in the forest map of ea

They include a big ass cave

[frosty stratus]

oooooo

[wanton portal]

You cant see inside of unless you have a lantern

That would be so cool

Spooky duels in Halfsword

[frosty stratus]

yea lol

final one i promise

[wanton portal]

Cave diving

[frosty stratus]

yes xd

[faint dragon]

cavediving deep into the cave called satan’s asscrack

[frosty stratus]

with a 2000% mortality rate

[faint dragon]

one willie came inside and never came back out

[little talon]

https://tenor.com/view/guillatene-behead-lego-gif-12352396

[faint dragon]

killed for stealing a copy of half sword

[glossy python]

thought he was jerking him off at first 🥹

[frosty stratus]

😭

[iron rose]

the urge to adventure into Willie Killing Chasm and go during a thunderstorm and go headfirst with no light source

[faint dragon]

Nah how bout willie’s asscrack

[frosty stratus]

yo yall

should i set up like a blocky cliff side

in halfsword

and throw willie off of it

and record it to show yall?

[untold wraith]

I curse you with Random meme

That's lame

[spark quartz]

This video had me dying the first time I saw it

[untold wraith]

Its art

[spark quartz]

I know how unc feel to when you wake up but your brain is still in sleep mode

Everything is confusing

[untold wraith]

I still quote the "what the fuh fuh"

[spark quartz]

brain hurty

[craggy trail]

Dude.

[untold wraith]

Im not a "dude" bud

[craggy trail]

Oh it moves so much when you scroll

[untold wraith]

You call me captain

[craggy trail]

Ma’am

[untold wraith]

There are words right now i wish i could call you

[wanton portal]

its not moving for me some reason

[craggy trail]

🤨

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-squidward-watermelon-spongebob-wake-up-gif-10458383

I love this gif

[untold wraith]

You red roles man

[wanton portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202242251401723954/1287283258555629579/IMG_8279.gif

[faint dragon]

yes, for and a big ass rock to make sisyphus willie

[wanton portal]

what is this gif even about

[untold wraith]

Dave blunts

Idk

[spark quartz]

that lady that ate too much at the chocolate factory

[craggy trail]

“You didn’t spend money on nitro! You peasants!”

[untold wraith]

Losers

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/willy-wonka-chocolate-gif-19964394

[untold wraith]

Lost in the sauce

[frosty stratus]

beta view of the mountain

im gonna add more boulders

what should i add and change to this?

[frosty stratus]

-# btw this took me 10 minutes to make 😭

[wanton portal]

will it be a snowy mountain
or a forest mountain?

[frosty stratus]

block mountain

cause i cant add materials

and only blocks

cuz of the tool im using

[wanton portal]

then use blender

[frosty stratus]

😐

it dont work like that 😭

[wanton portal]

I dunno computer science that much

all I know is that ctrl + f pulls up the search bar

[untold wraith]

Alt F4

[spark quartz]

Oh god

That fucking scene bruh

[frosty stratus]

added some more boulders 😭 only like 40 more boulders to go

[faint dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/sisyphus-rock-boulder-never-ending-never-give-up-gif-4138109955848789635

[untold wraith]

How are you making a custom map

Some sorta mod?

[wanton portal]

isnt also there one with the esc key

I forgot what combination that was

[frosty stratus]

yea

[faint dragon]

how

teach us

[craggy trail]

Y’all ever do something, immediately forget, and think somebody is trying to gaslight you when they try to tell you what you did?

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-look-george-kusonoki-miller-joji-tick-tock-song-unhappy-gif-18713146

[wanton portal]

dude

holy shit

"gaslight" is not a real word!!!

[spark quartz]

Dementia

[craggy trail]

Yeah that’s what I’m worried about.

[faint dragon]

what

[wanton portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1131550991393767436/1284918566314967141/IMG_3194.gif

[untold wraith]

What that cat be seeing

[wanton portal]

he's like me

foreal

[untold wraith]

The water spritzer of doom and despair

[wanton portal]

Vaping is arguably worst

than smoking

[faint dragon]

based

[wanton portal]

cause the vape thingy could explode

or something

[frosty stratus]

this good enough?

[wanton portal]

the worst a cig can do is light a fire

[frosty stratus]

or more boulders

[tight breach]

...

[untold wraith]

It'll never be good enough

[faint dragon]

and burn something in the process

[frosty stratus]

other then blowing up your lungs.

[tight breach]

silent only because turkey would be mad

[wanton portal]

how would

Willie climb this

[frosty stratus]

i will throw him off

thats why i made it 😄

[wanton portal]

wow...

amazing

so inspirational

https://tenor.com/view/300-kick-spartan-this-is-sparta-gif-16700529

[untold wraith]

Fighting fire with fire has always worked

[frosty stratus]

time to record

final version

[wanton portal]

Micah

you RAT

[tight breach]

Put the word cheese in the model

Or 🧀

[wanton portal]

what do you guys think Willie's spirit animal is

[tight breach]

Cheese

[wanton portal]

he's probably like a chicken

he's braindead

and all he knows is to fight

[tight breach]

Chickens are evil little bastards that will send you to God if you show fear

[wanton portal]

exactly

a chicken fits him well

[tight breach]

No

[wanton portal]

what

[craggy trail]

Yeah, I had a chicken put a hole in my leg once

[wanton portal]

I love chicken

they're dirty sure

but so are dogs

and cats

[tight breach]

A moment to find the name

[craggy trail]

Hens are great, I hate roosters

[frosty stratus]

fuck i dead so i lost the map 😭

here is the footage

i got before dying

[wanton portal]

wait

[tight breach]

Woodrat

[wanton portal]

you lose progress

if you die

??

lol

[frosty stratus]

i lost the whole map

cuz the game for some reason

[tight breach]

Willierat is a woodrat

[frosty stratus]

breaks when i die

when i mod it

so yea

the mountain is gone

rip mountain

WAIT THE FILE IS TOO BIG

TO SEND HERE

WTF

[spark quartz]

L

[tight breach]

Discord file compressor

Google it

[faint dragon]

what do you even use to mod it

[wanton portal]

what that

explain

[tight breach]

Put it under8mb

[tight breach]

Gorris! 🎉

Also he isn't allowed to say

🤫

[faint dragon]

sup rat king

[tight breach]

Against policy

[frosty stratus]

wait i dint even know thatg

[faint dragon]

the nostalgia cuh

[frosty stratus]

where does it say that 😭

[faint dragon]

but his line never gets old

[waxen heart]

Pretty cool huh ?

[tight breach]

Mods i.e. Nexus mods are fine to talk about to my knowledge but modded maps or etc to my knowledge you can't disclose how to do

[frosty stratus]

oh

[tight breach]

You can do it. Show it off etc just can't release it or show how to do it

[frosty stratus]

why?

[spark quartz]

goofy ahh rule to have you gatekeep creativity

[frosty stratus]

and where does it say that i js wanna know

[tight breach]

Idk im not a mod silly

[frosty stratus]

fr

[spark quartz]

but thems the rules

[spark quartz]

what you do in dms is free game tho

[tight breach]

#faq

[tight breach]

True

[craggy trail]

Oh I love this one

[faint dragon]

who is this goofy ass man

[tight breach]

And I'm not a fun killer I just like people not getting in trouble

[spark quartz]

Give a man 11 fish feed them for 11 days

[spark quartz]

Same, its my job

[waxen heart]

That one guy from a bad thumbnail of a squid game on roblox

[craggy trail]

What happens if you give Willie a fish?

[tight breach]

Statistically you could spread those fish over more than 11 days

[frosty stratus]

?

[tight breach]

He starts trying to kill you with it

[spark quartz]

He would devour it

[faint dragon]

this is so poorly edited cuh

[craggy trail]

I feel like that’s the wrong word ngl

[spark quartz]

I hope you can eat food in EA lol

[craggy trail]

So feed him for half a day?

[spark quartz]

yes

[faint dragon]

sneakers o’dule

[craggy trail]

I WANT TO GET WILLIE DRUNK AND BEAT UP A BEGGAR!

[tight breach]

Naughty naughty

[craggy trail]

I’M GONNA GET DRUNK AND BEAT UP A HOMELESS MAN!!!

[tight breach]

Orange fucking nameplate who are you and nice to meet you

[faint dragon]

what is this shit

[tight breach]

I have met few of the orange nameplates

Marshall was cool though

[waxen heart]

Random shit and probably lobotomy safe version

[tepid field]

Das me

[tight breach]

Y'all want a labotiny

[faint dragon]

Willie wants one

[waxen heart]

It looks like your just eyes

[wanton portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946243757051879424/1294507472907665418/Glorpshit.gif

[spark quartz]

this is John Lithuania IRL btw

[craggy trail]

I thought you said shirt 😭

[waxen heart]

Uncorrect

[tight breach]

Lobotomized

As requested

[waxen heart]

What did i ever do to you btw

Did i kill your pet fish or something

[spark quartz]

well it did go missing

[waxen heart]

Or stole your lolipop on a stick with rainbow swirl

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/wreck-it-ralph-ralph-medal-awesome-every-body-gif-4338265471898240212

[craggy trail]

Funsize Willie!

[waxen heart]

And flipped your propeller hat

[faint dragon]

midget willie confirmed?

[tight breach]

Properllee hat

Whimsy

If only I could obtain such whimsy

[tepid field]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1433923046195986433/3sh_illings.gif

[tight breach]

Perhaps even a lollipop

[wanton portal]

when were propeller hats invented

they look so stupid

[waxen heart]

The anti-whismy

[tight breach]

YHEY ARE AWESOME

[spark quartz]

On some real shit mfers be saying not to skip the revive screen but bf6 medics are some of the most braindead humans in existence, like how they managed to go through life without being obliterated by a vehicle is beyond me. They could be 3m away from you and the mfers do not see or even look around

[tight breach]

Don't you dare ever insult propeller hats again

[waxen heart]

Your just mad that you cant get one

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/gingerbeardie-propeller-hat-ginger-beard-gif-25724749

[waxen heart]

And fly with it

[tight breach]

Now give me a second to giggle

[wanton portal]

what is Willies weight and height

I've always wondered

[tight breach]

They were invented in 1947

[leaden hound]

where is the faq???

[spark quartz]

#faq

[wanton portal]

#faq you

[waxen heart]

Faq you

[wanton portal]

jynx

[tight breach]

Fuck you

[waxen heart]

FUCK

[tight breach]

Seems I've created a mind virus

[wanton portal]

the hivemind is strong with this one

[tight breach]

I have eaten 16 months old alfredo

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/dandadan-kinta-sakata-sakata-kinta-gif-13781495281457130108

[tight breach]

After enough heat temp the sauce does not care let me Inform you

[wanton portal]

whats an Alfredo

[craggy trail]

But he’s not a cow?

[wanton portal]

and why are you eating Alfred

[tight breach]

A cheese

[wanton portal]

he looks like one

[tight breach]

He goes good with mozerrlla

[craggy trail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1430606187614834889/1432391126186197074/togif.gif

[wanton portal]

wait

will weight customization be in halfsword EA

[craggy trail]

Alfredo? What’s an alfre? How do I bake it?

[wanton portal]

can you be fat and skinny Willie

[craggy trail]

I saw something like that

One sec

[wanton portal]

I swear

if you just send an AI image of fat Willie

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/willie-simpsons-gif-26225911

[wanton portal]

whatttt

you cant have fat Willie and skinny Willie

just Lean and Built Willie

[craggy trail]

Frank has the deadest eyes.

[leaden hound]

how in the hell do you play this game properly

[wanton portal]

aim for the hands

[leaden hound]

cuz im having a massive skill issue

[spark quartz]

long stick

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/its-all-in-the-hands-bradley-hall-it-all-depends-on-your-hands-you-have-to-work-for-it-gif-26701888

[tight breach]

You

[craggy trail]

Turn sensitivity down, hold shift when fighting, don’t waste stamina

[spark quartz]

Me

[leaden hound]

there is stamina???

[wanton portal]

yes

[craggy trail]

Try practicing your swings and positions in the training area before going in to fight

[leaden hound]

and what does shift do

[wanton portal]

and you will have a heart attack and fall to the ground

[faint dragon]

Yes

[wanton portal]

make you run

[faint dragon]

nice pfp btw

[craggy trail]

It improves your stance and allows you to dodge faster

[tight breach]

Go at that shit like jotaro and you'll get winded

[craggy trail]

It’s the sprint button

[spark quartz]

I hate that I've seen the full image

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/ora-star-platinum-jo-jos-bizarre-adventure-jojo-gif-5505650

[spark quartz]

GALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAY

[faint dragon]

me too man…..

[tight breach]

Found the full image

[craggy trail]

WHY.

[unreal bay]

Blood mods have come quite a way in Gmod

[spark quartz]

Recorded at 2 frames per sometimes

[craggy trail]

That’s Gmod???

[leaden hound]

why are you recording at 60 frames an hour

[craggy trail]

Oh my

[tight breach]

Because I prefer to have knowledge. You fools think that doesn't include cursed

I like knowing thinks

MARSHALL! 🎉

[leaden hound]

thinks

[tight breach]

Hiiiiiii

[unreal bay]

I was on my laptop :(((, and the video editing exported it at 30fps

[spark quartz]

This reminds me of Insurgency

[unreal bay]

Gulp

[tight breach]

Question Marshall why are the other orange name plates terrified of me

[craggy trail]

Bro would read the necronomicon 🙏

[unreal bay]

Yeah

[tight breach]

I just want to have tea and ask them forty billion questions

[tight breach]

Oh absolutely.

[spark quartz]

In Insurgency when you merk a mf but not kill them they'll role around on the ground and agonal breath/moan until they bleed out or you put one in the dome

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[craggy trail]

Dawg that is not 30fps

[unreal bay]

⚽ 🪨

[spark quartz]

I think the blood flows in that game too right?

[tight breach]

Why does Willie boy keep doing that

[wanton portal]

@leaden hound did you know
that guy is dead

in your profile

[leaden hound]

huh what

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[wanton portal]

he died this year

[unreal bay]

No shit. It was recorded on my mid end laptop

[leaden hound]

thats yes king

[tight breach]

⚽ ❓

[wanton portal]

did the medieval era had sports that ISNT about fighting eachother

[craggy trail]

Crushing balls with rocks.

[leaden hound]

barry woods died in 2016

[tight breach]

YES!

[spark quartz]

Galaxy one thing I havent seen is blood splatter on the wall from a gunshot that slowly melts downwards, i think maybe insurgency or Tarkov has that but I also think it might just be still images

[craggy trail]

In reference to EA not releasing.

[tight breach]

WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE I WOULD LOVE TO TALK ABOUT IT

[wanton portal]

ok

[unreal bay]

Not dynamic more with pre animated flupbook

[wanton portal]

explain each one to me

while I do notes for my exams

[spark quartz]

Dynamic would be crazy

[craggy trail]

HELL YEAH!

[tight breach]

deep inhale

[spark quartz]

A headshot resulting in brain matter and skull fragments dripping off the wall would be nuts too

[unreal bay]

https://youtu.be/mAWKvIbF6zY?si=keygIzv0WKU_T0Cq

[spark quartz]

That's prolly down the line in terms of blood stuff tho

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/stressed-out-suspense-eating-popcorn-waiting-to-see-what-happens-gif-14120143

[rose rover]

please tell me how to solve the problem I went into the game and choose the quality of the dismemberment after clicking, nothing happens although there is a sound selection and even pressing

[spark quartz]

Thats actually insane looking

[wanton portal]

please word your situation properly
I dont know what you are talking about

[tight breach]

There was shinty which is modern day soccer

There was horseshoes

There was nine men's Morris

There was chess

There was tennis!!!!

[wanton portal]

Tennis?

what about badminton

[tight breach]

Can you get past the dismemberment screen yes?

Or are you in the menu variant

[unreal bay]

https://youtu.be/TS1Lhn5Ci9M?si=E9FgsoNu4iWvGxJ2

[wanton portal]

has anyone modded in cowboy hats to half sword yet

[spark quartz]

Bro in a battle royal, extraction or even fps games where dynamic blood flow happens passively after being shot resulting in blood trails leading to the people bleeding would be crazy

[unreal bay]

https://youtu.be/vhCtbDv2Tv4?si=ru0AZ6_XQ8E2J0ow

[spark quartz]

The way the blood flows out like it hut and artery is crazy

[unreal bay]

If the server does all the physics calculations sure 😉

[rose rover]

I logged into the game when everything was loaded, I have 3 choices without blood and dismemberment, 2 choices with blood but without dismemberment, and 3 choices of dismemberment and blood. Let's say I clicked on any of these choices and nothing happened no matter how much I pressed, and in fact I can't play anymore

[spark quartz]

That would take a lot huh lol

[unreal bay]

Ikrrr

[tight breach]

Off to make coffee

Love yourselves or else I will be forced to pick up that job

[unreal bay]

Look at the finals with its destruction

[spark quartz]

True

That kind of destruction on a bf style scale would destroy pcs

[tight breach]

The finals is quite good when it's not being quite shit

[spark quartz]

Galaxy let me share some cinema with you

[tight breach]

Also you guys are talking about gore a lot but the minute I say that's inaccurate and show proof I get banned

[stable wren]

Destruction for half sword?!

[spark quartz]

Just saw this today, whats crazy is how this looks like its fake but its all in-game, like its incredible what they've done.

https://youtu.be/XfcLWVX-hCA?si=AoRsn0ZbKlSPUJmy

[stable wren]

I wanna throw a willie throw a wall

[tight breach]

Something something gore is unacceptable

[lavish blade]

os this your gblood thing

[unreal bay]

Yiss

[unreal bay]

Arc raiders has very good vfx

[lavish blade]

i lowkey think its too clumpy

real blood is much less clumpy and more watery it hink

[spark quartz]

Old BFBC2 devs did a lot of work

[unreal bay]

You can change it in the settings, didn't wanna fry my fps