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I'm doomed.
Ahem
Is that doneuavious pork?
Also ahem
GORRIS 🎉
Since I didn't do that already.
Hello Gorris.
Hello rat king
dont worry it aint mandatory
😐
Funny pun
I thought so.
But yeah thats borderline
I suppose
It is an overtly implied sexual situation so sort of?
And before you ask ME why it's sexual. I have simply learned this over pattern recognition
It was more of my honest reaction, just be you know... careful?
turkey is delicious
You are not talking to me I am aware
But this is why I ask these things
Because I am dumb
Please do not eat my kin
Or ill eat humans
I do not intend to dine upon the tourist attraction known as the leaning tower
''I'm only human, after all'' ahh
Also is arc raiders any good what is its point
Do you like yours boiled fried grilled or raw
tf is that?
Deep fried
POT OF GREED
-pot of lust
Pot of bidet
nostalgic
I remember sum movie were these peeps were against some octopus or somethin
But still man this movie is so peak 🥹
yeah som fk ahh doctor who wanted to be octopus and make pingin ugleh
yeahhhh
Huh interesting
we are getting peak
I had this game on xbox 360
never touched it yet
why not run gta 6 on phone
2029 sure
I don't eat in my room
phone will def explode
Please tidy
no
because theyre full
we dont talke abt the other like 50 or so
that face when ifunny.co
I don't need to hide my origins
how the HELL did rockstar optimize this enough to where its gonna be able to run on my iphone
It's not by rockstar
i got fooled.
Hiiiiii galaxy can I break jaws at some point
I hope we get to shatter jaws
It's a port by Epic Western Adventures
I never heard of them
cant say that till its out
Indeed
Neato
hire the dead island 2 gore team 🧐
our devs can do it
Indeed
why call another gore team when our devs can do it
nothing wrong with asking for help
They won't help
hypothetical
Otherwise they will lose competition
Can we choke people to death or is that not your department???

indeed
We will have our own approach
hi
unleash the fool’s wheel!
Yuuuuh
hell yes
Hello
Did he die?
Rest in peace
fly high 🕊️
no hes employee of the month
IDK but it seems that he is alive
skill issue. i can do it dead ez
...
I js died in FN bc I tabbed out to read that
i am NOT getting ts job 
The irony of another skill issue
You amateur
I was in a bush
Something something bush something ur mother something something
Ha
Got em
based
I just full pieced a kid then got chainsawed by his team mate this sesons is ass
on what game
fortnite battle pass

Sam Pson
People who played Fortnite when they were 13 are 20 now, and I don’t like thinking about that
What if they played yesterday and were 13
What skin should fortnite add?
Thats not possible
None, they should die
My dad works at Fortnite
My dad is Fortnite
No mine
We are literally blood related brothers
Imagine having a cooler job than ur dad
Trueeeee
Ikr, he's envious
He wants to troll Half Sword by adding Willie, I said not don't do it. Willie is too cool for it
This was upsetting
Give me a free battlepass
Indeed
no
employer:
this was upsetting
Give me free fordnide skins
no
Me
I thought you got a job at a museum or something?
it’s been a very long process because i have to be verified through a state program
this the final paper
Oh okay! Sweet, im sure you’ll get the job!
This is very based and very real and very sigma
it’s a train museum
Hes going to lick the trains
i forgot how much i love having short hair
Get a buzz
I love this duo
Yes
Dont lick the trains Sam
key and peele are fucking goated
hell yes
Choo choo
no
I'd be even more chopped
steal free locomotives
Just get Willie hair style
Big Train doesnt want you to know this but trains are free, you can just take them home. I have 5 trains in my backyard
Sky creature
Does it make trumpet 🎺 sounds?
you belong to the Brainrot museum
I am immune to it
Raptur....
no no no no not at this time cuh
Nirvana Fell Off After Bleach And Deftones Fell Off After Adrenaline
I love this fellow brainrotter
“My planet is kinda orbitless.”
Nirvana wouldn't have existed without nickelback
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Goated chat
phonk is the slam of hiphop
Me after completing HS EA 100% with all unlocked achievement
frieen
Look at this photograph
I agree with your username
Me n Silly if frank loved me
Everytime I do, it takes me back...
to what image are you referring to, I somehow can’t go back to where what message you are referring to
add me mud
well if you say so mud!
i already have you added
no that's the image
that you replied to
that he replied to you replying to
yeah but i don know this guy why does he want me to add him
i dont think you're the mud in question
EASTER
but im always the center of everyhing!!!! everyone loves me and everything is about me if you hate me you deserve to be punishes
Is that kasane teto
(I know exactly what I'm doing)
its been nearly six months with no update horay
LET them cook for this big update
hello.
hello prime
ngl i like the current version, despite no updates, still fun regardless
i have been for a long time ngl i come in here every day just to check updates and announcements
keep doing it
big update coming soon
current version is the best and most polished version for sure
therefore we wait
who says big update coming soon? is this just cope propaganda?
hopefully next update they give willie a grip strength trainer
ngl willie's base grip strength is ABSOLUTE BUNS
barely can hold onto another willie for 20-30 secs
its called EA,. I expected you to think that big update was EA
bruh
cope? Bro the EA update is this year
it's probably in december
that we get the update
we shall see
hell yes
see optimus the great gets it
yes
they said q3 2025 now its q4, i do hope for update this year
gegrha
i genuinely think halfsword isnt coming outt
A discovery I made that is funny to me.
General catfish talks more about half sword while half sword is used more as a general chat
Neat bit of controlled chaos
Gorris when Christ pic that goes hard
lol
Guys I’m about to Nostradamus this
im so brutal
I have mastered the art of spin kicking and kicking now.
ive mastered rage.
MY FRIEND, THE RAT BASTARD, TOLD ME TO SEND HIM THE FIRST 11,111 DIGITS OF PI
EACH IN IT’S OWN MESSAGE
I’M ON 240. THIS IS FOR A GOOD CAUSE. WISH ME LUCK.
The what bastard?
hell yes
Here cuh, ts goes hard
the only thing they fear, is you - doom eternal
My lord and savior:)))
God gave us doom, to kill demons
My favorite argument is God having a skin color or a gender
It's by nature. Hilarious
shhh
in doom lore, im pretty sure doom slayer is jesus
Brother that is entirely the jest of why it being argued is big funny
don't start talking about religious arguments
fr
No he is not Jesus. But compares to him
We are just cheesing
this is general catfish
okay lemme bring us back to the topic
ngl
half sword is medival doom
btw how do you spin kick with a lot of momentum
Bro they don't even talk about half sword in half sword
just instead of guns, its melee
where’s the demons
like make it extra Powerful impact
who said it was humans?
there are tons of medieval mods on classic doom you can use for medieval doom
so u can kill demons
Willie is just a soul that was sentenced to eternally kill different versions of himself
with a sword 
arena is his prison
pain and suffering
they should add the crucible to half sword
pretty sure there was a version of it
hold on
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they should add john to the game
hedge-born!
dude
no
im fixing to make a halfsword montage

doom guy is a saint
would yall fw a halfsword tage
Wait what
She ra like he-man she rah
please stop
yeah, it came out, like, a decade or so ago, I think
this gettin on my nerves now
read da bio hehehehe
Because it's the same goblin or just gifs in general
genuinely
she is a baddie tho
ngl
sorry what
Yeah I got fun fact'd that for some reason
yeah, it's woke, and I love them
why is it every modern show
I agree but I'm not here to discuss that
Also the goblin poster is literally a lol cow engagement farmer
So I'm just kinda vibin with em
Their tag is literally woke
a rat king wanna vc
It's got to be a meme
I don’t watch many modern shows from it
im bored asf
I mean I'm laying in bed with the sniffles but let me grab my ear buds and sure
my tag is from the Elder Scrolls 2 CK3 mod, thank ye very much
Fair enough. Just assumed you were taking the piss. Not here to start anything legitimately
Now, where's my trans friends in here? been a while since I last interacted with 'em
Why is it everyone's specific orientation
Why does that matter?
in halfsword
technically all of us are
your name's willie? nice
absolutely butchered this guy
Optimus Prime???
Yo.
wow
Huh?
nvm
Made a temp vc
im thee mf doom slayer
where is said vc
J you ain't got any sound
Dear gods, it's after midnight? What the fuck?
What level are you in this discord
1
Keep talking to unlock vcs
I forgot about that
letuuce
hehehehehe
Anyone remember that big mac song, sung in the drive thru?
Don't worry about it boss eventually it just appears on your sidebar
hamburger, cheeseburger, big mac, whopper-
I don’t even remember unlocking anything
Ding fries are done (continued in your head)
i genuinely feel like mf doom, guy
you're level three like me
I'm trying to learn French from duolingo
why is Pizza feminine
Yeah
wanna see how good i am at halfsword
sure
unfortunately, lots of non-english languages tend to have gendered objects. Like, some even have "chair(male)" or "chair(female)" lol
The funniest part of that
Some of them aren't for male and female speaking to (or about) ((in some languages it is infact the gender of the person you are speaking to that defined this)) but are context dependant
Like how the spanish word for "nonbinary" (aka separate from the binary) is itself gendered, becoming "no binaria" or "no binario", lol
hehehehehehe
I'm too sleepy for this shit
gods, my lungs hurt
Tis the sniffling was always my go to joke
Do not pity me I am an awful awful creature
Getting better though
Slowly.
don't cut'cherself on all that edge, hehehehe
Let's see... there's that king arthur one, and the roman one... and I don't remember others
What started the whole bitch orc gimmick
There's gotta be an interesting story about that
DND campaign perhaps?
Ah, originally, I was bitchykitty, after this kitty, who is a bitch in the series
then, for a short while, BitchyLizzy, after the lizard mercenary who loves drama and loves switching sides based on who pays the most, then whoever's winning. Hence they're bitchy, lol
I'm most likely about to sound like a cunt. This show is drawn like it's going to be very preachy
Before I try to find this. Is the plot decent atleast? Because it smells preachy
Give it up for day 43523456346734635634563456 of waiting to pay for Half Sword
This is just me
Literally
Duolingo is so fun
I wonder why everyone hates it
I wonder if half sword will have preachers getting inbetween us in fights to get us to stop killing eachother
Because it will kill you and feast on your soul
what
I hope there is, unofficial tag team match
Because as an actual teaching tool it fails to suffice for language training and retention. Sure it's pretty and it's fun as a little mental break but for genuinely learning it's far behind many many other services
Let's see... bad girl joins good guys after realizing the army she's a part of are, well... the bad guys. there's a ton of fight scenes, and the bad guys even win occasionally.
Nice
wait so its unreliable?
Now how much forced garbage on any side is there
That being anything considered woke
I knew this was coming
Let's just say... Legend of Korra walked so this could full-on sprint
Oh dear fucking God
Thank you I'll pass
Korra was cool when she wasn't being a massive pick me know it all bitch
And the arc of her becoming not that would have been cool if she didn't immediately become exactly the same near the climax of the series
God I hate Korra for how good it was at random weird points before being shit at every other point
Hush everyone Willie is typing
who?
Wait does trucken voice the bald man
In America: 😱
In European country: 😐
will half sword have woke? as in, willie waking up after being knocked out.
I am bad at anticipating strikes to my head and I keep being knocked out, I want to wake up.
wake up
waKE UP
I mean, there's been plenty of photos of willies kissing-
character creation
Perfect spot for a dollar general
?-? Alright I'll bite. Explain. Having body type A B or what
You want to wake up but your existence is clouded by the false reality you are so used to, all you know is arena, wake up... Wake up.
The Willie foot sighting thread has awoken many people
I'm sorry the where
well willie doesnt a willy so I suppose people had to make do with what they did have.
Whoa, what just happened?
Or just the AHHHHH AHHH AHH urg
I did the efforts, the screaming and gurgling death sounds.
Fuck yeah that's awesome
Huh?
Will you be doing the full voice in early access or is that a surprise yet to be revealed?
ivan did the "lettuce"
"B!" pleading and victory lines ect ect
so you were the one who’s been gurgling all along
alr alr
I dont know.
I wish you much luck
It's an iconic role
You sold him to the world one scream at a time
Thank you for just having that on hand
I usually just deploy it when someone says somethin too freaky
the file name seems to suggest this was made on the spot
audiotrimmer dot com.
thats not a real website, thats virus.
I dont believe this, Ive never heard of it.
this doesnt exist and will never exist
apparently the word similar to a stuffed pastry snack starting with a T gets me muted for a minute
HAHAHAHAHA
damn
Brother I am sorry that's fantastic
I was suggesting people would use character creation to make their willies look like "woke (pastry snack)", and bam, muted for a minute lol
I had to trim the audio cuh
yeeehaaww
try it out for y'allselves lol
Konrad's gonna be the game changer
gods, my lungs hgurt from laughing
The pastry animatronics flesh is terrifying because it's made out of tarp and wool as well as fiberglass
This is Konrad
He is also a one tank two actuator instead of the common two tank two actuator
Handsome, but not as handsome as Willie
I swear I already know that invoking this word is not going to invoke a conversation on machines and robotics but here goes
Anyone else like animatronics and puppetry?
Will Konrad and Willie's romance burn long and slow, or will it burn as bright as the sun?
Find out in Early Access
Fuck yeah battlebots
Early access to what?~
Half Sword
The King rat secret boss stage
Do not type cheese mid fight
but cheese :(
Smoked Gouda or Swiss in matters of with wine
character creation will be used exclusively for making horrors beyond human comprehension, not pleasures abundant and within reach.
this isnt a rule, this is the reality.
the npcs will quiver in fear as a z fighting mass descends on their castle, their spears ignored, armor turns flat, bones snap into stretched textures with no definable end or beginning.
Its name?
Willbert
Only Larry can save us now
willie, william, willbert, Williamson,
Did you just have this ready to go
oh dear gods
Yes
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Skinlliam
But why?
Not complaining
But why
skinhelm skincsher
Mid ahh band
MID
o may GOODNESS bru
third option: goil
what the hell did you do to him
Fourth option
Gorlock
Half Sword enhancer
"enhancer"
remove "orl" lol
So it turns out RWBY is bloody amazing and I'm in love with it.
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Something
I need to know how to do that
A certain specific moment in Volume 9 that had tons of memes made of her crashout, or earlier?
I forgot how to do it lmao
@tight breach you said earlier that duolingo is insufficient or whatever
can you elaborate further?
No too far into the cache for me to care right now
ok 👍
In a few minutes perhaps
I do not have time to dedicate the paragraph
Red Riding Hood, Snow White, Belle, and Goldilocks fight against the creatures of Grimm, and go to a school with other allusions to fairy tails, including a genderbent variation of characters who once crossdressed (joan of arc, achilles, mulan, Thor) and go to school with the great Wizard of Oz as their headmaster
?
And it's kinda mid
FIGHTS
Gay
Also before this gets worrisomed
I genuinely do not care for the show because of many choices it made and the teams behind it getting fucked around
Yo did they forget about the game or something?
Not specifically an issue with thay scene or volume 9 in general
However for the sake of it being funny
Gay.
Yes.
Yeah, I'm a fan, and I like watching TheJudgementalCritter, who has a lot of criticisms with various plots
Fr?
like how the white fang should've been expanded upon more, how this, this, and this should've happened, how this could've been delayed til later, etcetera
Have you googled literally anything
In short no. No they are actively soon to be releasing early access and everyone is all hype
bro shut the #faq up...
All that is to say
: 🌈
(alright now I've considered the joke no longer funny)
time to cuck yang
Much like the FMA community the one joke has run its course
gay ntr lol
I think the mods will be mad about that one
What else is new.
it's legit noncanon, but ok
why do they have differents Un's
Un for guys and une for girls
yet they use both for objects
because french is stupid what do you expect
didnt they do amazing in ww1
why are they fucking up their language
idk man 🤷♂️
Was trying to be a good sport and warn ya
the hell is happening?
yeah, but they got steamrolled in WW2 so bad, loads of memes are about them using the surrender flag as their official flag
Chicken
I think the french academy has been there before WW1 tho
France isn't real
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even though the civilians kept fighting the good fight, no one remembers them
true
Isn't the meme that austalia isn't real?
no but nz isn't real
I am probably so outdated on memes
it's not on any map
ah, that's an old one
Why does the fear of houses have gifs
dih
The ai used can’t even tell the difference between basketball and soccer
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say I have no taste
this was better than Fury
god I hate this gif so much XD
…
I’ve been threatened with the possibility of getting one of those for my birthday
Dios mio mein head exploded from the pain of sick
HEDGEBORN
jerma eating
it's just higher
Wait till you realize everybody's face is asymmetrical
oh my lord
...
it IS
Thou pestilent lump of unmuzzled offal, hold thy damned tongue!
Never has a fouler barrage of horse-shit spewed forth from a living knave-silence thyself before I stitch thy wretched mouth shut with rusty iron!
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He seems completely pleased with his dirty trick
teamwork makes the dreamwork
Harrison Ford’s nose is crooked
To people who graduated high school: when you made your senior quote, did you months later figured out something better that you wished you used for your quote
its dropping by december
I just broke Willie's neck by punching his head from the side
that is millions to one
heck I did the same
but on the head
aaa
?
not you
Too American for me
i graduated high school but never showed up in the yearbook during senior year or attended graduation
i was a ghost
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who this
someone pls help me decode what the white board in the backround of the "quck while frank is not looking" tweet of halfsword says?
from what i can tell it says:
fire optimization (possibly.)
and ui-frank
Fire optimization
Armor integration
Environment (idk the other)
Destruction
Ui- Franky
Environment layout
but we alr have armor intergration. maybe armor damage intergration?
hmmmm maybe
would be sick if your armor just disappears mid-fight
i'd genuenly start tweaking
what if your armor turned into a mechsuit and you flew into the 9/11 buildings?
That would be SICK
add that into the game ASAP

ngl why did halfsword even get made?
is it js frank decided "fuck it" and here we are now?
yes
NGL anyone remember the good old lemon man days of halfsword?
i wish i could try the lemon man build lolll
https://x.com/Halfsword_game/status/1434952548280979457 earliest publically known version of halfsword btw
looked more like exanima in this time
the stick
this looks
way worst than current half sword
glad they made the change
no shit
what is that vid
this is the first time i have seen this
UPDATE TOMORROW
disgusting misinformation and cope
How do I get the half sword that’s in the dark
@umbral bough I got hired to help fix an NSX.
i love kletka. (the guy who made that vid)
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explain.
just soon...
W blueball
ngl why the fuck is the need help pop-up /mommy 😭

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why cant i makeitaquote.
@makeitaquote
WHERE DID IT GO
NO
WAIT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Woohooooo
@Make it a Quote
Ha

i will now sit on the edge of the sea and cry myself to sleep
naurr he got exiled.
KITTIES
Amateurs
literally 1984
HOW DARE YOU EXILE MY BEST FRIEND. MAKEITAQUOTE?!
YOU MONSTER!!!
Huahuahuua
Sure
i will mod yu in ahfswo and kil u bc u remuve the makeitaquote bot!!!
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why the cat wet
I ain't watching 3 mins
attention span of a wet fart
True
this is now stuck in halfcord history btw
4 mins*

why the fuck am i getting jumped by 300 willies 😭
how did you eeven obtain this audio
data mining my child.
may i have thy sounds?
What the fuck is that username
😭
one of the mods gave me it
what mfs of halfcord discord server start doing as soon as someone mentions:
willie ass.
willie feet
😭
No I was just bluffing Youre not supposed to agree
they'll dance for that shit.
i will commit war crimes against the willies in halfswo EA
its the philosopher
WARTHUNDER MENTIONED WHAT THE FUCK IS A GOOD GAME
Et tu, Brute?
Thats literally a dog
american please.
Hamburger cheeseburger, football
hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper.
Oooh oopsie
@faint dragon I SWEAR TO YOU, I WILL DRAW MPREG WILLIE ONE OF THESE DAYS!
good morning 👍 
Like 8.0 lol
I have 14.0 in 3 nations and 13.0 in 5
I would say that's crazy but warthunder has been out forever so it's really not that crazy
I'm 15
Oh yeah touch grass kid fr
Im almost tier 3 on war thunder are yall pay to win or just really skilled
Rondels
This will be Don’t Starve Together in 2015
What game is it? I love how it looks
The wattle & daub construction in the back is so cool too
quite the opposite
Neither cross nor crown for 4-5 bucks, get it
Neat action game
I'll wait for the sale
I've been f2p till like 2023
then bought my first premium
and I only own a total of 14
RALI RALI RALI RALI RALI
its actually 3.59 dollars
This will be Starve Together in 5102
Hi silly :D
ngl is it js me or does willie sound like 3 diffrent people at once?
Meow meow motherfu-
He has two voice actors IIRC
that makes sense 😭
what emotion does this shit convey 🙏
Kepontrucken and Ivan 
Kepon does the gruggles and ahhhs, Ivan does the speaking stuff
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Thank willie
Oh fun!
I’d love to get paid to scream into a mic…
Audition. I believe you can message Mcwonderbeast about it
Soon that changes
Are you going to replace the gruggle audio so he has the mythical triple VA
What about for the taunts, victory lines, and begging? I thought those were mixed too resulting in 3 actors total
All those are Ivan
Oh wow
The taunts sound like an entirely different person lol I love it
Mangy cur 👿
Spare me 😢
Joeness
Me first encountering the beggar champion
LOOOOL
Am not replacing anything, am just a VFX artist. We have new handsome VA's super talented

how do you know they're handsome...
if anything they could be PRETTY
Aren’t there two more now?
Yeah but they aint in the game yet and I assume they are going to be voicing different characters
Yeah I couldn’t. I live in a shitty rental with cardboard walls… everyone can hear everything I say
Thats a fair point. The idea of voicing different characters Didnt even cross my mind lol
I dont see a point in adding on additional VAs to a character that may or may not even be a large part of the game when he already has 2
Willie is the only one for me
atleast we know now that Frank is getting a voice actor
so wahooo
It hurts me to think about other Halfsword characters but i must accept them
Do you do the sword noises?
Absolutely