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love bread
STUBS THE ZOMBIE PFP
yesss you know ball
I do indeed
childhood game was so fun
The level where you piss in the water system lives in my memory forever, and the hovercraft that shot globs of goo
lmao i love that part
And the hand that could control people's minds
dude it was so sick thought it was the coolest thing ever
to be able to control npcs and turn into a cop who can shotgun some dude head off
fr bro played that shit on the og Xbox 😭
lol time flies i got my little brother to play it with me since he never heard of it
he loved it
Destroy all humans was peak too
That's epic and yeah time flies
i always wanted to get into that because i heard they were similar ish
i bought it on sale for cheap never launched it up yet
You could disguise yourself as people in destroy all humans
that’s dope
When i was in the third grade I was stuck on a mission called hullabaloo the mayor
I had no idea what that word meant and asked my third grade teacher lol
lmao
Fuckin good times man
i saw they got like a remaster
You gotta be late 20's?
early 20s
Oh zamn
you betcha man
but stubbs and call of duty 3 were my thing we didn’t have lot of games
Bro cod 3, big red 1, call of duty finest hour
dude it was so sick the amount of memories i have
Halo 1 and 2
I want to get into irl smithing, how much does starting usually cost?
Delta force black hawk down
yes bro
good times
now it feels like i can hardly find a game that seems fun to me
back then everything was just so good maybe it was because i was young but man
me and my dad are binge watching xavier renegade angel
Fr gang, the childlike wonder is lost to us, exploring foreign worlds with a sense of wonder has faded nearly entirely, sometimes games still give me that feeling tho, elden ring did when it came out
exactly i liked how you put it
baldurs gate 3 did give me that feeling was just so immersed and after that i was like dang i need to find something like that again lol
does anyone have a Modern FrustrationMeme i can use for a template 
does anyone have any leaks on release date.
no
it'll probably be like december 31st lmao
should be a bit lower
mr
will it be before jan
😔
i aint got perms

Bloo sporm aten tha doner and injectud wit piss 😔😔😔😔
Dread head sheep
Nonchalant perchance
as a fellow filipino I agree
done and dusted out of this world
gross, unnecessary
Folley you a vegetarian?
If folley aint a meat eater I rebuke gif
naur, but its upsetting seeing the face of those I eat
yeah its fucking nasty
I should’a sent beef instead
They did that to George Washington
It's alright
It's life anyway a mf gotta Eat sometime
yeah
SIX SEVEN
Nah you already said it
WE getting banned twin
nah we getting sent straight to the brainrot museum
The museum should ban you for a day
cuh
nice idea cuh 
Willie got a massive wang
flopin it around
Fighting while hard ❌
hard while fighting ✅
who knew willie had a willy like that
fighting with a willie
indeed
ig he can do turbulance now
also ik a way on how to snap necks with just bare hands
or well with the gaulents that u can use in spoilance
buts its hella hard
They should add kicking
Also @drowsy finch sorry bout the meat incident
cuh…..
I mean wait
They added in kicking
But they should add in roundhouse kicks
This is news to me
s'all good
it was just gross


Yep, that’s me
they should add like a limit on the neck on how far u can bend it
hel yes
because i be bending that so far
Okay alive chat 
he is a bit rubbery like luffy
and his head was like 90 degrees to his back
he can sometimes be like rubber
Embed fail
but i had his head down to his shoulder blades backwards
something is wrong woth ur pfp blud
By just talking
U doin alright
What happened
??
ur pfp looks like that one backroom character named kitty
Too graphic so deleted it before anyone more or else can see
elite ball knowledge
please speed I need this
big brother is watching you
Incredible
HI MCWONDER HI MCWONDER
when we adding mustache willies
Silent grill
blud needs to take ibuprofen cuz of these weird ass dreams
and also a memorial for her dad
I remember there were fatasses in silent grill 3
NOOOOOOOO
why on the gauntlet mode does it start me at grete champion and i can pick any kit? just installed
your a poopy head
the game hates you
quadruple down and reinstall the game
It will prolly be peaceful
Willie has chosen you to die
I cast! grete champion curse!
The curse of the baron
the only way to break free is to kill the baron
Hello ✌️
Billions must love
Yes twin
I love everyone twin
Amen to that
i hate everyone neighbour
@open dew no way i just won with the 1776 cycle
read faq
thank you i couldnt find that shit
the entire time i was just dicking around expecting to lose and then he fumbled on the push and they firing squadded his ass in overtime
yh 🥀
why
sure
doit
get that adrenaline going
my arming sword needs to get here stat
6 and what health
i’d go postal 
tonight is a good night
it's like
it's such a shit movie
but like
it's so shit you gotta watch it
😕
i need a haircut but i don’t want to look dumb
the dilemma
i also ritually get my haircut before the yearly park skirmish we do
im pretty sure that’s about what i want to get
like a short short woodcut
wolf.
You should get a mullet
Hair always grows back, dont worry about it
Not a cool one either one of those southern hillbillie ones
sord
the wolfcut is the progressive mullet
Hi what i win
thank you gang
when i got it cut this time last year it was just like the most basic scruffy short hair of all time
it only looked good wet
the closest to camera
ignore my serial killer expression
i dont have any pictures from that time of my face because with the hair it was a cognitohazard
but in retrospect if i just scuffed it up in the morning it would look fine
i’m too used to bedhead puritanism
i would look like i was grown in a lab
You always told me you like white monsters
am i playing against bots or real people in half sword
bots
When other options aren’t available of course
You fw ghosts
Yes
are they going to add a multiplayer thing or no
Local splitscreen when early access comes out
w
Damn dr pepper bought em?
I can honestly relate tho tbh because it does taste different
Cans got changed too
They not textured anymore
They got rid of half the flavors
Bro i Hella miss the textured ones
I WANT VENGEANCE
Honestly I heavy fw bang still tho
I haven’t had one in a while
Their flavor by any means orange is peak
Are they zero sugar?
yee
the venn diagram of people who like white monster and the people who like viking berry monster is one circle
Reign is aight, c4 is ok
MAke it a knighte.
Reign makes the headaches go away
C4 makes the pump enjoyable
haha the headache is caused by caffeine withdrawals
I gotta quit drinking caffeine frfr
monster is my overall favorite because of the size of the cans and the designs
You ever had the long ass cans?
arent they all
Bam have you tried the monster import
the white ones of those are heavensent
crack em open and fog pours out
Are semicolons the goat !?!?
yeah they have those like removable tops
How can people drink energy drinks
The what
They taste... Weird
yummy, tingly, heart go fast, etc.
Bro theyre the best monster no cap
@spark quartz do you like bolt thrower or not i cant remember
Give it time
Ive never seen that
Try one if you get the chance gang
rare loot
Yeah
I tend not to trust people who dont have at least a minor caffeine dependency
those bonus tracks i recently discovered are stuck in my head
especially symbol of eight
The monster imports even have a closeable tab
What if I put mentos in energy drinks
I will personally find you
writing in train of thought style is immensely difficult
Mental gymnastics
My train has been having an aneurysm since 2013
thank you for your input
it's mainly that you have to kind of.... add a measured amount of "bad" writing?
like you kind of have to write like a toddler but then replace the words and some of the sentence structures
You cant just say perchance
What
Why would you force yourself to talk like a child
what do i put in place of BLEH ! to transition between camp breakfast and lining up for battle
bro dont read hemingway...
, and hurriedly running to get in formation
If I were you I would change some of the words to make myself look less like a smartass
But hey what do I know I'm dumb
...."clamor"???
occam's razor i guess
Yes Clamor
im kind of overthinking it
What the hell is Clamor
I have never heard that word
Bro doesn’t know the word clamor
I can help you fill out your union paperwork tmw twin
What is Clamor
You have a super computer in front of you
bro doesnt know what computer means
SIX SEVEN
you have such a powerful streak of heartworthy messages i almost tried to send a second friend request
why do i get da vinci and van goh confused in my head so much
Both painters and both were unhinged
also i guess they're both colloquially known by regional forms of "from (x)"
x=Software
Vinki
in art class we have a student-teacher fronted lesson where we have to create a landscape... based on ourselves
Curious
whats 1 plus 1 again
Dos, hombre.
da vinki
you remind me of Lapp from Dark Souls 3
That's ok
All I found were quads lol
Damn wack, lapp looks cool at least
The day that half sword releases is the day I do a backflip (never)
Chicken with ketchup is garbage
Tbf I only started showing the image publicly once he announced the video on his YouTube.
Plus it's not any of us signed an nda lel
Trying to figure out what people on the internet are saying
we have said many but so little meaning
What is your favorite species of cigarette to kill
Gay
Real men smoke insert illegal substance
(joke)
did you write this message as soon you saw the rules
Tell em about our rules unc
ok 👍
isnt that YOUR job
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Sabato...
11 am rn
Yeah but youre cool and epic
It's 3 for me
Then sleep
But i can't : (
then sleep
AAAAH WILHELM IT HURTS AHAHAHAHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH
Tell me aabout it bro
He's being a stinker
yeah theres no announcement on thr 13th
13 is an unlucky number
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Listen to the albu...
bosnia mentioned
Real
theres more unlucky numbers like
sixtyseven
sixseven
hello patick
im placing bets that halfsword ea releases somewhere in the next 15 days
LXVII
If it aint true get banned
peak challenge
awh fuck nawh

case o in school
This aint him cuh this is 50% of him
this just reminds me of chuck norris jokes but different
why is my game sitll running even though i got a fatal error?!?!?!?!?!?!
im that one "the baron" guy btw
THE GAME IS STILL RUNNING I SWEAR TO GOD
yk
ykw
what even causes fatal error
i remember in some version i also got fatal error from hitting willie too hard
Trucker watches in horror as plane explodes before his eyes
#plane #crash #breakingnews #usa
New footage has shown the moment a UPS plane flipped and exploded into a ball of fire shortly after takeoff from an airport in the US state of Kentucky – and the stunned reaction of a nearby truck driver.
At least nine people have died, and 11 are ...
Just cause 5 looks different
thought this was a mr beast video at first sight 😭
Turn off blood
Blood!!!
How does raid shadow legends make money
rich people
made a game
and they advertise it crazy
so they make a profit
usually mobile games will have a small amount of people that spend a shit ton on it
i see the same raid shadow legends ad on youtube everyday
i deadass can’t imagine what the real game plays like
turn based
i just started making fart noises with my mouth
its a very grindy game
will literally take you years to get to end game if you dont pay
I can do fart noises with the palm of my hands
i do that in cs2 voice chat
Wait do you play?
that’s wild
Did I find a real life Raid: Shadow Legends player?
i played it for a little bit so i know how it works
hidden in plain sight
the last mobile game i played was clash of clans but i burnt out from that
why don’t they make shit like angry birds anymore 💔
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You don’t even have a name
use code: Wilhelm W. Fischer for a free hero
Stop playing it 
I see you used the code in my bio
The T is undiagnosed, but everybody’s pretty sure.
We don’t talk about the V anymore. They know what they did
I’m addicted to Minecraft ARGs
I dont understand how people can watch mukbangs
its just people eating
the sounds arent even satisfying
like regular asmr
hearing people eat pisses me off
Well if you’re starving I imagine you’d find it entertaining
Or incredibly annoying
Either or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlHRwuVVJqc i got this on rn
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just played last night on pve wth god tier loot cuz the release is coming
Misophonia much?
yea probably
My first thought was rain… rain, Japan
idk why id want to listen to someone slurp noodles
I know a few people who would argue with you on that
what
what point would they even have
Can’t say without getting banned!
Yeah along those lines
mr cowboy
yes
Nirvana
@supple bloom Miami man
but like
mr big
Would a broom work as a polearm, not for fighting but for like sparring
like 18
yup
i finished some quest called staying light
then i just run scav raids in factory
yeah
im at like 2 rn
its so hard to tell whats a bear or a scav
Maybe for rats
Micah
always has been
they USED to spawn at shore?
cuckgaming? 😭
rats will be in ea
and they will give you the PLAGUE
jus be a knight yo shit will be safe
lowkey since 1.0 is commin out ive just been goin to maps just to kill
i dont rlly care about quests rn plus im lvl 18
same
k
I just have one question 👍 
ask
3rd boss has no aura
will have medieval army fights? 👍 
it's been confirmed we'll have 5v5's
but I'm pretty sure we'll get bigger fights
ITS FINALLY FREEZING OUTSIDE !!!
I got suntanned
how are you guys freezing
The temperature is by definition freezing
here is 24 degrees celsius
And it is lovely 
Australian?
where im at its already dropping to -15
Southeast ASIAN
supposed to be colder in november tho
december > all
Right. Winter in the northern hemisphere
June is right there
january better
january will be -40
WHERE in SEA?
North or south of the equ
yeah
I live at south part of earth 👍 
Jungles…
I’ve lived in both!!!
0 degrees, feels like -11 🥰
0 degrees celsius --> 👍
// 0 degrees fahrenheit -->
🥶 
Both are fine
make a wish
No
YES
CHAIR
I'm not pressing this... shady ass link
I havent heard a link named "youtube"
yeah
its a catfish
its goign to find ur ip adress
and get youur adress
and take all ur v-bucks
and give them to me 👿 😂
i am EVILLLL
I fart a lot
im farting right now
this server needs a hero
I aint clickin that shit cuh
of course, and who is that hero?
gassy ass
prolly just some friggin malware
what can i say im a gassy guy
dont click itll grab ur info
Its a rickroll
That’s incredible
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@faint dragon is this worthy of the speechbubble treatment?
tell them to put the cookie DOWN
It’s okay… I forgive you
Hello fellow humans
I love the name sir
gassy
ok
what
Dm me cuh imma see for myself
shady ass jpg links
hell yes
👍 
MODS ban this stupid fucking fool
I'm staying away from that
For my safety and the safety of my eyes
is the pfp a person grabbing feces
purge quicker dyno
I can guarantee it’s that stupid crypto casino scam
I wish thanos would grab me
picking a mole
Oh
alrrrrr good
Eating a mole?
he was planning to eat it cuh
Ahh I see.. the fine gentleman has too prepare it first
h,i
ANYTHING but not stalking ppl
nice fnv pfp
No one’s gonna fall for mr beast somehow telling you u can get free kash by winning his shady pay or lose game online
secret!!
buy my mrbeast coin and you'll get featured in my next video
i am mister meast on an alt account
give me all your money please
👍
👍 
i am trustworthy
proof ur mr beast?
mrbeast: hi im mister beast gokstad is me hi
im on the verge of putting my credit card details
MRBEAST
12367 12412 9898
give me your credit card details for 10,000 dollar last to leave wins 1 billion
thanks man
tehee
I trus
give free money to the poor trus
cuh got me to focus somehow
okay so his most recent video invollves him killing people
by crushing htem between spikes
and one burning someone alive
and him getting tortured by a prison guard
good watch
i wanna start hema but my nearest club is 200km away what should i do
embed fail
it's okay. laugh at me.
shame upon me for not realizing
I realise my mistakes
how foolish I was to not know
My capital execution date is December 15th
via firing sqaud
EA released until then i hope 💔
the tomato shaped rocked hits me and I fall to the ground, let out a moan, and die
EA today?
nah! tomorrow
in 4 minutes
i'm bout to crush my balls with a rock so hard
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bough cough omb bomb
@craggy trail when drawing faces/heads, what's the hardest thing to draw? the nose, the ears, the pupils, the eyes, the accessories, or the hair?
un-kasanes your teto
the ass
glad its bald now the fatass
Eyes and hair, hands down
The ears are by far the easiest
Is the half for Half Sword or Half Life 2 Beta?
I think the mods might not let that slide 😭
halbschwert
dark and griddy ass pfp
It’s the Consul
my dih is leaking☀️☀️☀️🌞🌞
the pre-breen, that bald ass head is pretty clean tho
get your free tvs
A good citizen says Half Sword EA tomorrow
consulcast beeps sound like those things you hear at the airplane
the true citizen knows that a copy of half sword is the greatest gift
ok its the sun that was leaking sorry
YOU SMELL LIKE YOU FARTED
zerk zoblin

I love Jerma
peak youtuber
pushing 50
Jerma more like peta
why did German say that?
got chewed
same form different voice
im nottt
Someone execute A
a what
hey guys quick question
what's the best type of rock to crush my balls with?
limestone? chalk? granite?
maybe a nice soft pumice?
raw lead
I'm biased but obsidan
limestone sound fair
What is wrong with y'all commoners
you could go for a more advanced option and use two clay bricks
#POOB
find brick
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Bro you’re over here talking about Internet Explorer while you load insults in real time like a PowerPoint from 2006. Your brain’s got one tab open and it’s frozen. You look like you say ‘hold on, my computer’s thinking’ out loud. Your last original thought was probably still in the buffer. You shouldn't be arguing considering you're someone whose router is held together with hopes and a zip tie
hello danya
you can spot the frame where his model changes
It’s the silver one dude, it’s literally been in the game forever
The tiger skin is a mod like you said
I don’t need to I’m right
And I’m in bed rn
There literally is dude 😭
It’s literally right here dude
No the deagle is basegame to half-life 2 and Garry’s mod
It’s a mod for csgo
Nobody will ever call you @tranquil tapir
arguing wether or not the deagle is in gmod
Rude
This my boy delta don’t diss his shoes he know what’s good
almost like theres not 40k people online
You red roles are all the same. British and mean
ok thats enough
All this cause I wanted to convince this dude there’s deagles in gmod
Absolute chaos across 2 channels
Idk how you never seen the deagle tho it’s been there the whole time
@spark quartz they killed Chairon man 
guy managed to haggle himself up to a ban in my dm's, real smart move 10/10
bro talked his way from a speeding ticket to a death penalty
like it was just 1 hour timeout and he jumps right into my dm's lol
what did he say
Straight to the offence 😭
im curious now
Ig if it got him banned it probably shouldn’t be reiterated
let me guess slurs?
😔
Ragebaiting successful
Total casualties: 1
Can I dm myself into a ban?
possibly
We can RP a town guard and a drunkard
can you mute me for 5 mins
Half Sword tomorrow? 
You dummy there are no deagles in gmod
if you want it to
We’re not doing this again I don’t wanna subtract any more members from the community 
does anyone know where i could get the original abyss demo?
barbecue chicken? On remembrance day ?
Yall even celebrate Remembrance Day? Might just be a Canada thing
i forgor
A day for the fallen veterans?
I know the US has similar maybe different title or date
isnt it worldwide
war veterans arent only american, they were also russian, african, asian etc
Exactly, I just wasn’t sure if it goes by ‘Remembrance Day’ for others
Or if it’s nov 11th specifically
It’s a thing but it’s not really celebrated beyond probably military families doing bbq’s
I don’t even think we get off work
Damn we got a holiday td
You were in ww2 or something
we got an independence day now
national holiday
sir blobcube
It used to be something ‘celebrated’ by everyone here but less and less over the last 10-15 years
I don’t wanna say celebrated cause it’s not a party it’s a mass paying of respects
yall is this good for 4 hours?
im ending it
in november 1918 as there was a ceasefire in the east and as austro-hungary was collapsing various towns liberated themselves essentially, technically on october 7th the german empire caved in and proclaimed independence even tho there was still large ammounts of german troops in the east occupying polish territories conquered from russian control in early ww1
on november 11th so called Regency Council formed initially by the German empire nominated war hero J. Piłsudski as head of state and various independence organisations started an uprising in Warsaw and disarmed the local imperial german garrison
hence the holidays overlap
Send help please. It’s 1 pm and I can’t get out of bed. Theyre on my legs
no
your fate is sealed
shake kitty off
@coarse cliff U a real one gabe
skill issue
We are almost halfway through q4. Can the soon be sooníng already
the children who grow up to be cod dudebros might stand a chance
children who grow up on map games and grand strategy [redacted]
$2000 stimulus check goin straight on black can't wait
Bruh I think that might be a tad spicy thing to say for for this server
fair enough
release it
they’re plotting to eat you alive run brochacho😭


