thats something
#general-catfish-š±š
spark quartz
worldly vapor
homelander scary
hot
where did you steal horse armor from
did you asctually kill him
who saw you and reported you thouhg
oh my god thats stuch a rookie mistake
u cant leave witnesses
no you should have killed his wife
pck them up
pearl coral
@open dew do i make prince or rage lvl 13
worldly vapor
a shed
after a while
whatm atters is people dont walk therer
put it in a box and wait for it to become un stolen
it also helps to sell them far from where u stole them from
merchants sometimes
there are also fences
theres a fence at the nomad cmap
who will buy stolen stuff
but hes not got a lot of money
you should kill bandits with a bow and sell their stuff because its not stolen
indigo hare
Just so you know, if anyone sees you walking in or out before you steal, theyāll know it was you
Or even being near the area will make them suspicious when they notice somethingās missing
worldly vapor
the people walking through the town that is inhabited
the people who live in the town
indigo hare
Itās a whole ass town, someone is gonna see you at some point
spark quartz
based
craggy trail
Morning
worldly vapor
yes
pearl coral
aināt got enough money for these jitsā¦
indigo hare
For example, I went to the armor store, then left. Come back at night not spotted, leave. Get seen walking on the way home, theyre gonna suspect you even if they didnāt see you leave the building
worldly vapor
when u murder 2 people and steal 30k worth of goods, word gets around
ptu them in a ditch or faraway
indigo hare
Also little trick for fast strength xp, when you walk around over encumbered you gain strength xp
worldly vapor
my playthru hasb een very successful so far
i cant lie
im really good at kcd2
haha
heh
pearl coral
i lost interest in that game when i couldnāt even pull off a combo because every enemy died within two hits
indigo hare
im really good at kcd2
Im kind of a big deal 
worldly vapor
i lost interest in that game when i couldnāt even pull off a combo because every...
for me thats not the case
enemeis are tanky
pearl coral
every luh jit i gave a walloping to couldnāt handle a couplea whacks on the helmet
worldly vapor
thats 100% your fault
crisp crater
algum br?
worldly vapor
every luh jit i gave a walloping to couldnāt handle a couplea whacks on the helm...
maybe theres a mod to increase armor protection for lategame
spark quartz
Im kind of a big deal <:Willie_Nerd:1280263351334867085>
weird way to say stinky idiot but ok
worldly vapor
blud you murdered 2 people and stole 42k in goods before clearing the first area
pearl coral
also the tournament being bugged af wasnāt fun
why didnāt they have ANY mounted combat missions ?
pearl coral
for having a game about knights not having any jousting was a very interesting choice
worldly vapor
for having a game about knights not having any jousting was a very interesting c...
its moreso about men at arms guerilla warfare
in my experience
indigo hare
If youāre a boring wimp
worldly vapor
fight like vietcong
pearl coral
its moreso about men at arms guerilla warfare
but dereās literally a big tournament and royalty and castle n shi and there aināt a single lance and horse mission or activity ā¦ā¦.
spark quartz
fight like vietcong
theyre in the got damn trees
indigo hare
theyre in the got damn trees
God*
worldly vapor
but dereās literally a big tournament and royalty and castle n shi and there ain...
iu think its also about how the nobility is being supplanted by the merchant class
so
chivalry is dead in kcd2
pearl coral
iu think its also about how the nobility is being supplanted by the merchant cla...
boooooooring
itās like 1410 knight stuff was in full swing !
worldly vapor
itās like 1410 knight stuff was in full swing !
kngiht stuff was on its way out since 1240
severe fulcrum
In which world
worldly vapor
In which world
ours
pearl coral
itās lame to make some huge metaphor about premodern society the reasoning for not having one of the most popular sporting activities of the setting included
worldly vapor
itās lame to make some huge metaphor about premodern society the reasoning for n...
true
theres literally dialog where u can talk to lord semine about the burghers supplanting the nobility
so i aint pulling this out my willie
pearl coral
theres literally dialog where u can talk to lord semine about the burghers suppl...
but thatās not the whole point of the game really
itās about the power of friendship and morality !
worldly vapor
itās about the power of friendship and morality !
and the merchant class!
indigo hare
erm I used got on purpose you silly stinky rock munching overrated statue
Me when Iām super embarrassed about making a glaringly obvious spelling mistake
modern yacht
so peakš„¹
worldly vapor
that friggin mustache bald guy death was so cool
no spilers
indigo hare
no spilers
This is why you are weak. When Iām watching a tv show or playing a game i go out of my way to look up spoilers
pearl coral
i canāt remember when it came out but i played it and beat it so every other BITCHMADE who didnāt get to it quick enough can pound sand because im the center of the universe.
worldly vapor
i canāt remember when it came out but i played it and beat it so every other BIT...
based
worldly vapor
I yanked sir hans's pizzle
modern yacht
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/389844915875741696/1292647240267202571/br...
nuh uh
light tree
For example, I went to the armor store, then left. Come back at night not spotte...
what game
pearl coral
indigo hare
is it a good game
Yes it is
frosty stratus
please santa I neeeeeed thisss. my tree is kinda bare. I only got stockings id like to help it outttt. santa I'm watching you work bruh why you giving him coal man that's disrespectful as shit maaaaannn. why you writing him into the naughty list bruh
worldly vapor
please santa I neeeeeed thisss. my tree is kinda bare. I only got stockings id l...
is this my momma kinda homeless
worldly vapor
nice one mate
worldly vapor
demolish his house
whats the images
worldly vapor
go here to redeem my code
!
only the first 1,000 people will be able to redeem my elon musk super powers
and be flown out to my shaolin dojo in guangdong province free of charge
worldly vapor
ā¤ļøāš„
still scaffold
light tree
it is
still scaffold
everyone here has a good heart
I'm already spam reporting you buddy
worldly vapor
im among friends and saints
worldly vapor
You can not hide your sins from us
i hae not sinned
i am a good boi
deadass lowkey fr
indigo hare
i hae not sinned
I see you robux
light tree
guys
worldly vapor
I see you robux
robux i lve robux
light tree
I could be a good lawyer
indigo hare
robux i lve robux
Got any websites?
worldly vapor
I could be a good lawyer
still scaffold
I see you robux
Moai you seem like the kind of person to fall for free robux scams
worldly vapor
Moai you seem like the kind of person to fall for free robux scams
thats true
light tree
https://tenor.com/view/3d-saul-saul-goodman-adamghik-gif-23876766
your honor if my client is lying then why arent his pants on fire? hmmm? case dismissed easy
shell lichen
indigo hare
thats true
Okay now you have sinned twice
indigo hare
Moai you seem like the kind of person to fall for free robux scams
Please do not address your superiors directly
still scaffold
worldly vapor
your honor if my client is lying then why arent his pants on fire? hmmm? case di...
plead the 5th
still scaffold
Please do not address your superiors directly
light tree
plead the 5th
I plead the 3st
indigo hare
still scaffold
This is my kingdom come
worldly vapor
crime dont pay
still scaffold
still scaffold
please willie i need this
still scaffold
https://tenor.com/view/marikiplier-e-meme-lord-farquaad-gif-22138504
can we execute ragebaitdeer
worldly vapor
can we execute ragebaitdeer
my name is binbows255
still scaffold
Thats fucked up mate
Tell turkey mod that
still scaffold
You cant tell him shit
he did this to me
worldly vapor
he did this to me
hes a ragebaiter
he named me ragebaitdeer
because hes projecting
'i added the smigma male part
sweet dreams little zerk
still scaffold
he named me ragebaitdeer
In the words of the great Sun Tzu from the book The Art of War, "It's so over. We're all cooked."
worldly vapor
In the words of the great Sun Tzu from the book The Art of War, "It's so over. W...
bad joke
spare dagger
when is it coming out?
worldly vapor
when is it coming out?
q4 2025
still scaffold
im a funny and handsome joke
light tree
when is it coming out?
Late november early december
spare dagger
alr ty
frosty stratus
brother noel
worldly vapor
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1186760356450795562/1435802927406252122/w...
will the release version confront this issue?
still scaffold
will the release version confront this issue?
mayhaps
hard swallow
when is it coming out?
I DAM HOPE ANYTIME AFTER 27 NOV OR I STG
still scaffold
spare dagger
I DAM HOPE ANYTIME AFTER 27 NOV OR I STG
fr
still scaffold
the ancient scrolls
still scaffold
halfsword sex update when
still scaffold
how i get custom map in 2025 november free
If you go into your file explorer and delete the folder titled 'System 32' you should get it
worldly vapor
i wish half sword was on the source engine
light tree
why
sinful nest
almost perfect
light tree
no
still scaffold
(dont do this)
light tree
i GENERALLY need to know
please
some guy sent me a .ru link
and I dont trust russian links
hard swallow
this is fucking halarious make more
still scaffold
almost perfect
stop halfswording my general catfish 
still scaffold
some guy sent me a .ru link
light tree
<:Hampter:1272671765197226037>
I dont trust russian links
worldly vapor
I dont trust russian links
sinful nest
stop halfswording my general catfish <:ReallyMad:930908505890770954>
sorry twin my bad
hard swallow
halfsword sex update when
It's already out
spark quartz
https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-prihozhin-gif-13984734558862060040
Ragebait deer face reveal šÆ
sinful nest
worldly vapor
Ragebait deer face reveal šÆ
still scaffold
Ragebait deer face reveal šÆ
turkey mod do you remember this
from halfcord
like a year ago
hard swallow
turkey mod do you remember this
why so much coom bro
still scaffold
why so much coom bro
this is my kingdom come
hard swallow
now put this in part 3, you saggy fuck
worldly vapor
turkey mod do you remember this
hows game not crashing
quartz basalt
I slowly realize half sword might not be able to win goty 2026. But we can always believe and say Half Sword will always be the better game o7
still scaffold
now put this in part 3, you saggy fuck
The guy who created part one and two left a while ago 
worldly vapor
I slowly realize half sword might not be able to win goty 2026. But we can alway...
yeah it cant compete with Psychonauts 3: Back to Basics
hard swallow
The guy who created part one and two left a while ago <:shrug:965630691226292224...
carry his legayc one
saggy
still scaffold
hows game not crashing
I forgot the name of the mod (I've never used it myself), but I've heard its really well optimized
still scaffold
carry his legayc one
I don't have the editing knowledge
quartz basalt
yeah it cant compete with Psychonauts 3: Back to Basics
No no no. Half sword will be infinitely be better than psychonauts 3. But winning the awards is handled by folks who would downplay half sword.
still scaffold
No no no. Half sword will be infinitely be better than psychonauts 3. But winni...
halfsword will only be better than psychonauts when we get the sex update
quartz basalt
Half sword will be better with or without the seggs update
hard swallow
I don't have the editing knowledge
i dont give a shit
pearl coral
sorry jit
spark quartz
bro just called him fat
indigo hare
bro just called him fat
I sure did
deep hedge
where update?
indigo hare
where update?
I like that you specified you are the male 007 not the female 007
And before the end of the year
Early access releases
deep hedge
Š½Š°Š¹Ń
hard swallow
Bigback
Go fuck yourself you soggy domeheaded raggy hopeless homeless sack o' shit 
FUCK
timber stratus
unreal bay
rugged star
Saw some Banditos
pearl coral
indigo hare
Go fuck yourself you soggy domeheaded raggy hopeless homeless sack o' shit <:Gra...
Sorry I canāt hear you over the sound of my keyboard typing out your ban message
pearl coral
stable palm
spark quartz
Sam
pearl coral
headbutts are the coolest combat invention since the spear
spark quartz
You on pc rn
pearl coral
no bro half sword mobile
spark quartz
Fuck
indigo hare
I love
stable palm
no bro half sword mobile
huh?
indigo hare
When chat turns yellow
pearl coral
huh?
im making fun of the guy who asked me the stupidest question of the week
kidding
stable palm
pearl coral
@spark quartz what do you want of me and my pc
spark quartz
When chat turns yellow
with a little bit of red, just like real life
spark quartz
<@243239405970522114> what do you want of me and my pc
Dyno is down and the dude timed out in halfsword chat needs to be banned
stable palm
with a little bit of red, just like real life
by the gods, please tell me you are not referencing what I think you are
while telling the truth, please
rugged star
Saw some Banditos
before anyone asks I didnāt take a photo of them
spark quartz
by the gods, please tell me you are not referencing what I think you are
Yeah, my egg yolks. Mostly yellow but sometimes it has a little red
hard swallow
Sorry I canāt hear you over the sound of my keyboard typing out your ban message
Your jokes are funny!
spark quartz
Your jokes are funny!
You're the first person to ever say that
pearl coral
bro was reeling from ts
rugged star
starting to wish I use Linux instead of Windows
tight breach
Garfield that's a silly hat
pearl coral
gosh i hope you can lift your visor in EA!
rugged star
if not likely will be in the full game
pearl coral
it definitely will be
there are gifs of willies doing it
i love throwing their weapons under the lists, baiting them into leaning down to try and get it and banging their head against the fence
hard swallow
gosh i hope you can lift your visor in EA!
gosh i hope i can geld willie in ea
indigo hare
You're the first person to ever say that
Literally such a lie, my mother told me i was funny all the time
Also handsome
drowsy finch
indigo hare
https://tenor.com/view/femtanyl-moistcritical-issbrokie-dance-spedup-gif-4349160...
Is that Charlie Sheen?!
cerulean sonnet
oh wow ok
tough flume
Yo
drowsy finch
Is that Charlie Sheen?!
Charles White. His name is Charles White.
indigo hare
Charles White. His name is Charles White.
White? Mr white?
indigo hare
https://tenor.com/view/homelander-laugh-the-boys-season-4-s4-gif-730174669449685...
Hm. I think im going to start arbitrarily deleting your messages randomly
hard swallow
Hm. I think im going to start arbitrarily deleting your messages randomly
I'll just repost em
indigo hare
I'll just repost em
Spam isnāt allowed, dont make me abuse my authority
tough flume
https://tenor.com/view/homelander-laugh-the-boys-season-4-s4-gif-730174669449685...
Homelander look goofy here
hard swallow
Spam isnāt allowed, dont make me abuse my authority
If its not allowed, then why's it abuse if u enforce
indigo hare
S1 homelander was unnerving
hard swallow
make sense
indigo hare
If its not allowed, then why's it abuse if u enforce
Thats actually a really good point
So my power is justified
spark quartz
White? Mr white?
You're too oldgen
indigo hare
Iāll legally abuse you
spark quartz
To know who Charles white is
hard swallow
Iāll legally abuse you
i hope every abyss run the first willie u encounter has a spear or pitchfork while youre butt neked with a small weenie butter knife
keen gate
pale bough
frosty stratus
yall am i crazy for thinking halfsword takes place in the exact year of 1446?
cause goodmalware literlaly has a song called 1446
frosty stratus
Fuck benson š„
plain scroll
Its set between 1450 and 1470
frosty stratus
Its set between 1450 and 1470
i thought i was onto smth š
turns out i was ON. smth
pale bough
Its set between 1450 and 1470
henry aint in half sword confirmedš š
indigo hare
Would
spark quartz
Its set between 1450 and 1470
woah its based around easterns birth year
pearl coral
pearl coral
yall am i crazy for thinking halfsword takes place in the exact year of 1446?
one of the coats of arms in the game was only adopted after 1464 or so
frosty stratus
oh
pearl coral
maybe 62?
frosty stratus
so it takes place def arround like 1464-1470
pliant mica
Guys for some reason half sword wont start
Its just stuck at the gore selection screen
With a broken resolution
dreamy mangoBOT
modest mica
When Is this game getting VR
modest mica
What?
tired tulip
day 5 EA Tomorrow
spark quartz
its the same shit
Pilif
glass ledge
When Is this game getting VR
Game aināt even out yet and people want vr š«©
formal basin
how do i make a pound cake
hexed harbor
Game aināt even out yet and people want vr š«©
isn't there a mod or something that makes UE Games into VR, sort of?
glass ledge
Without motion controls, so not really
hexed harbor
ooh alr
rustic barn
One more month
Ether thereās gonna be a silent release or itās getting delayed cus wha
indigo hare
Ether thereās gonna be a silent release or itās getting delayed cus wha
Or theyre gonna announce it before release like most games
rustic barn
Iāve never seen a game with that close of a announcement
indigo hare
Bros never played a Bethesda game
pearl coral
Iāve never seen a game with that close of a announcement
what do you mean that close of an announcement
its been confirmed q4 of this year since like february
mystic marlin
mystic marlin
its been confirmed q4 of this year since like february
in my heart itās 50/50 delayed or coming out in late december
rustic barn
Bros never played a Bethesda game
Looking at the release date announcements compared to release and its at least 3 months before
mystic marlin
in my heart itās 50/50 delayed or coming out in late december
if iām wrong i will. be very happy but for some reason im expecting a christmas release
rustic barn
what do you mean that close of an announcement
Thatās a estimation. I mean the actual trailer and release date reveal
rustic barn
if iām wrong i will. be very happy but for some reason im expecting a christmas ...
Ya I could see that happening to technically keep the estimation right
pearl coral
and... the release date reveal was on the roadmap
rustic barn
there was already an early access trailer
Thatās not a full game trailer
rustic barn
and... the release date reveal was on the roadmap
Huh? Where
pearl coral
Thatās not a full game trailer
the full game isnt even in the question
it's early access
the "release" is early access
tight breach
Half sword is a flexsperience where you send a Willie to hell via various .ethics by flexing on them
rustic barn
I wouldnāt call it early access
pearl coral
I wouldnāt call it early access
what are you talking about?
the thing coming out q4 of this year is early access
the game is a demo right now, not early access
the game's FULL release has not been discussed yet
indigo hare
Looking at the release date announcements compared to release and its at least 3...
Mm. Fair enough
rustic barn
**the game's FULL release has not been discussed yet**
I didnāt even know that
indigo hare
cant argue that
indigo hare
I didnāt even know that
Indeed, everything you see is pre early access
rustic barn
All this for Early access is crazy
spark quartz
cant argue that
You're the sir moat on eastern, you can totally argue
rustic barn
But actually
indigo hare
All this for Early access is crazy
8 million downloads for a demo is insane isnāt it
Top ten wishlisted
rustic barn
That means more updates after release
indigo hare
All because of a demo
rustic barn
8 million downloads for a demo is insane isnāt it
Free game + can run on potatoes
indigo hare
updates will come at much more even pace when early access releases
spark quartz
That means more updates after release
yes, they have a lot of potential with updates
Brigandines are more than confirmed to be something that'll exist at some point but won't be added until an undecided point down the line
twin abyss
5 more days!
arctic abyss
Free game + can run on potatoes
Hopefully it will continue to be well-optimized
indigo hare
5 more days!
5 more days till I let you out of time out
opaque forum
5 more days!
5 times until what
indigo hare
5 times until what
dont ever listen to anyone here who doesnāt have a yellow or deep purple name
God damn..misinformation spreaders
opaque forum
damn
rustic barn
Thatās not very good advice on a platform for discussion
spark quartz
God damn..misinformation spreaders
isn't a purple name literally named Captain Misinfo...?
indigo hare
Thatās not very good advice on a platform for discussion
Itās unfortunate that it has to be so
indigo hare
isn't a purple name literally named Captain Misinfo...?
Nono Thats pink
indigo hare
Thatās not very good advice on a platform for discussion
Im not saying you canāt talk to each other lol but you canāt trust mfās
rustic barn
Hopefully it will continue to be well-optimized
You want it to keep running good on bad pcs. A game can be well optimized and only run on 5080s
indigo hare
The people in the discord LOVE to spread misinformation
rustic barn
Thereās a difference
dreamy mangoBOT
what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?
indigo hare
Thanks Willie
opaque forum
"app"
W H A T
pearl coral
"app"
W H A T
it's a robot
tender slate
it's a robot
Willie is more than just an App!
Willie is love, Willie is life, Willie is eternity incarnate
opaque forum
shrek is love
shrek is life
god I remember when people were spamming that in an old old discord server I was in
twin abyss
dont ever listen to anyone here who doesnāt have a yellow or deep purple name
That is rude to my dreams
Hs EA is in 5 days
I am baba vanga
barren osprey
release it
quartz basalt
me half sword fights end quick :)
spark quartz
mighty badger
i have given four more examples
and there is way more
enclave is simply goated in terms of looks
spark quartz
now there is one exception
mighty badger
wich is?
mighty badger
ok yeah that ones is crazy good
i personally love it
hold on my cat is taking down the freaking walls
spark quartz
I remember it not having a quality bar so you could just wear it forever
mighty badger
he is alive
mighty badger
I remember it not having a quality bar so you could just wear it forever
yeah
mighty badger
nope
mighty badger
Prepare for peak
may i just say this guy has the slickest PA i have seen in a while
spark quartz
may i just say this guy has the slickest PA i have seen in a while
Just wait
It gets cooler
oak olive
pale bough
will there be old men in halfsword
thats not a half bad idea
not like above 80 or anything
they would be more skilled but weaker
spark quartz
will there be old men in halfsword
Yeah @indigo hare will be getting the game
stable wren
@spark quartz
spark quartz
<@243239405970522114>
but a flesh wound
stable wren
but a flesh wound
that fuckass sturgeon was funny af š
spark quartz
that fuckass sturgeon was funny af š
I am a sturgeon
trim holly
wind geode
Ah yes, foreskin fury. Up there with the forest and ori
truly one of the games of all time
brazen jacinth
Ah yes, foreskin fury. Up there with the forest and ori
How to say youāre white without saying youāre white:
stable palm
ack-!
brazen jacinth
https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-phone-booth-payphone-panic-gif-1483955301...
Au, Ti, Su, Ti, C.
dark ermine
so i was playing, killed someone, won but died and the game allowed me to choose my next fight. next thing I know I was naked
autumn sage
dark ermine
https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-gif-21327280
? oh is this a common occurence lol
wind geode
? oh is this a common occurence lol
It's very known
dark ermine
oh i dont pay attention to the community like that lmao, first time it happened to me
oak olive
surreal vector
so i was playing, killed someone, won but died and the game allowed me to choose...
Maybe the real fights are ones fought with love..
dark ermine
Maybe the real fights are ones fought with love..
top ten tricks your enemies don't want you to know about in halfsword, the half weenar
untold wraith
Mike Tyson vs. tom Aspinall
opal osprey
so i was playing, killed someone, won but died and the game allowed me to choose...
Mods ban him for nudity
Let Willie have some dignity bro
pearl coral
faint dragon
so i was playing, killed someone, won but died and the game allowed me to choose...
Do NOT show us his willie
wheat brook
somber panther
Ah yes, foreskin fury. Up there with the forest and ori
oak olive
ornate pier
my friend doesent think chess is a strategy game bruh
somber panther
my friend doesent think chess is a strategy game bruh
ornate pier
its because he thinks he plays games that are "actual strategy games" and more just country control games where whoever gets good land you win
somber panther
get him off paradox immediately š
and as far away from dubious ww2 literature as possible
distant beacon
this is insane
i pushed baron to the ground then bludgeoned his head
and then i got the fatal error
wraith pecan
what does lock on strength do?
sick folio
how 100 elo mfs feel after trying the scholars mate for the 5th time
Bout to go do this
velvet crescent
Hey whatās all this with crushing balls with rocks
sick folio
Ashen-0
velvet crescent
its because he thinks he plays games that are "actual strategy games" and more j...
broās gonna go craaazy when he learns about excel spreadsheets
sick folio
What????
weary crane
hi is the game only the abyss demo right now?
sick folio
Gg that was a discovered checkmate btw
lavish blade
shouldnt have picked blitz
sick folio
I thought I was cooked lmao
lavish blade
I thought I was cooked lmao
i thought you were cooked lmao
sage shore
Whats the words birds
rugged star
awhile ago when I was returning back from a bike shop in Austin, watched a squid lane filter basically infront of a trooper
sage shore
awhile ago when I was returning back from a bike shop in Austin, watched a squid...
yurrrr
wanton portal
Is dispatch just choices
unreal bay
Ever played tellltale games?
unreal bay
I ll release it earlier if Sam reacts to this comment with half sword manner
pearl coral
manner ??
pearl coral
terrifyer genuinely so peak
i want to clarify the album not the movie
unreal bay
Oke phew we can keep the normal schedule
pearl coral
š
unreal bay
wraith pecan
is it true that a new half sword update is coming soon or is was that just a false rumor I heard
pearl coral
is it true that a new half sword update is coming soon or is was that just a fal...
yes true
big early access update
paid
big
wraith pecan
yes true
rule number 1 of any Discord server never trust a staff member unless you make a ticket 
unless they ban you
faint dragon
is it true that a new half sword update is coming soon or is was that just a fal...
Its comin
wraith pecan
I mean I'm excited for new maps
rotund burrow
tulip pond
I TOUGHT THAT WAS JUST A MACE
pearl coral
tulip pond
š
pearl coral
I TOUGHT THAT WAS JUST A MACE
bro how
also no we dont have a bardiche
thats an early halberd
tulip pond
ah
high briar
we need a poleaxe so bad
They exist
pearl coral
how can you say "we need a poleaxe so bad" without knowing what a poleaxe looks like in the first place 
THERE'S A THREAD???
tulip pond
i think this is a bug
i literally just
cant get up
when i do
i fall again
ik that
wanton portal
I had a dream where I died and was shortly reincarnated but I still had memories of my previous life
pearl coral
i think this is a bug
probably not
pearl coral
you're probably injured
pearl coral
old man blowing dust off book meme jpg
tulip pond
who had the idea to create half sword
like in the "Half Sword Games" but who
WHAT
I GOT STABBED BY NOTHING
im dying to nothing
helpp
oh
i won
oke
MY SWORD PIERCED THROUGH THE HELMET
OH MY GOD
FATAL ERROR NOOOOOOOOO
pearl coral
please quit live narrating your game
tulip pond
please stop doing fatal errors š
tulip pond
please quit live narrating your game
ok srry
stable palm
MY SWORD PIERCED THROUGH THE HELMET
OH MY GOD
stable palm
stable palm
the helmet was iln two peices
oh yeah, that happens
tulip pond
i wanna play smth else now
craggy trail
Are youā¦ are you gonna narrate it
tulip pond
Are youā¦ are you gonna narrate it
nah
stable palm
Oh dear gods, they're playin' the block game! Someone, stop them before they get cancelled by twitter!
Last I heard of it, it was gettin' sued because they got rid of a popular vigilante that went after predators
tardy hawk
tulip pond
gray spade
Hi, Iām new here, nice to meet you.
stable palm
Hi, Iām new here, nice to meet you.
gray spade
im level 2 now
Thatās true! Whatās good about leveling up?
stable palm
i can post images now
gray spade
OH
tulip pond
š
stable palm
the more you talk, the more 'experience points' you get, the sooner you can unlock permissions
gray spade
the more you talk, the more 'experience points' you get, the sooner you can unlo...
Thanks for telling me.
I have a question. Can you use GIFs or emojis only at level 2 or higher?
stable palm
Uhhhhh... Gifs are either level 2 or level 3, I think. As you saw, Baron was able to post pics at level 2
I don't think emojis are locked, but I could be wrong
gray spade
okay
trail tapir
tulip pond
._.
gray spade
š¤£
stable palm
THUNK
vapid warren
are they ever gonna revert the sound that plays for slo mo
broken washing machine ahh sound
quartz basalt
Hail Hydra
stable palm
by the gods, I love stabbing
quartz basalt
me too wen i get the opportunity :)
stable palm
steel in blood, heads on floors~
river frigate
Lwkey bondrewd from MIA is the best father in anmie
stable palm
who from what?
agile coral
im at the last stage of the gauntlet and when i die it doesnt transfer me underground or reset my progress, this would be cool but the bodies from the last fight all going into the ground crash my game
faint dragon
im at the last stage of the gauntlet and when i die it doesnt transfer me underg...
why is ur pfp like that
also nice ass bio
high briar
IG Reels = Factory
Tiktok = Entrepeneur/Marketer
YT Shorts = Consumer
agile coral
i affirm š„¹
high briar
Lil godd before daisy bell: š„ŗ āšø
Lil godd after daisy bell: š¤ š¤ š”
umbral bough
i affirm š„¹
i'd change that pfp
agile coral
freedom of expression type work?
umbral bough
doesn't fly under the rulebook here
agile coral
chsanged
umbral bough
good man
wanton portal
lone burrow
yo how do i play the playtest
tired tulip
yo how do i play the playtest
playtest ended april
its only the demo
the early access is going to be soon
like this year soon
agile coral
https://tenor.com/view/bluewentzu-gif-20690900
https://tenor.com/view/kanye-staring-kanye-licking-tongue-freaky-kanye-west-gif-15941287331980361537
craggy trail
im not eastern european like the picture would have you think
Your pfp looks like IRL Willie
forest falcon
it looks like a guy named Anton
severe leafBOT
honkeymaxxer
forest falcon
Christmas in June or Summer in December
wtf does that even mean
tulip pond
we al love stab
craggy trail
Christmas in June or Summer in December
Itās 40C on average in December here. here
craggy trail
Iād prefer Christmas in June since itād be winter
craggy trail
Where is the drawing
OH FUCK I FORGOT
faint dragon
we al love stab
hel yes
tulip pond
willie irl
faint dragon
OH FUCK I FORGOT
take u time good sov
craggy trail
Iāll get it done! Eventually!
faint dragon
willie irl
nah thats his dad
craggy trail
Keep nagging me. Otherwise Iāll forget
tulip pond
oh
faint dragon
Keep nagging me. Otherwise Iāll forget
alr sovvy
hybrid granite
i have 70 hours on the demo im ready for early access
forest falcon
Itās 40C on average in December here. here
would you rather celebrate the birth of christ during summer or for it to be hot during the month of decemer
both do the same shit
it'll just be hot either way
raven raven
hello everyone
tulip pond
hello everyone
hi
faint dragon
hello everyone
hello patick
faint dragon
tell me ur address
I live right next to you
tulip pond
what
craggy trail
would you rather celebrate the birth of christ during summer or for it to be hot...
āWould you rather moloch or da baalā
raven raven
be ready
faint dragon
The does not concern himself with this video
faint dragon
ill come and sniff ur feet
raven raven
done
faint dragon
Thank you so much
raven raven
your welcome
craggy trail
The person who wrote this statement hasnāt been in a male friend group
hybrid granite
imagine how much better ea gore will be
faint dragon
imagine how much better ea gore will be
better than this release obv
hybrid granite
better than this release obv
yea cant wait
faint dragon
better than this release obv
you have to be smarter than this
faint dragon
high graphics is like so good
HELL yes
raven raven
can someone say something weird
craggy trail
imagine how much better ea gore will be
Have you seen it yet
raven raven
ill make one of them as a quote
hybrid granite
Have you seen it yet
yes
craggy trail
ill make one of them as a quote
No I got warned last time I said something weird
forest falcon
āWould you rather moloch or da baalā
alternative question: would you rather piss off the chruch or speed up climate change
faint dragon
No I got warned last time I said something weird
I meanā¦. Mods arent here so
craggy trail
APPARENTLY you canāt just ignore when the mods tell you not to talk about something
raven raven
No I got warned last time I said something weird
what did u say
craggy trail
alternative question: would you rather piss off the chruch or speed up climate c...
The latter
craggy trail
what did u say
Uhhh one sec
faint dragon
alternative question: would you rather piss off the chruch or speed up climate c...
the gun
raven raven
alternative question: would you rather piss off the chruch or speed up climate c...
@lost palm
lost palmBOT
<@949479338275913799>
craggy trail
I asked a dev.
craggy trail
What games do u play?
A lot of random indie titlesā¦ and bannerlord
craggy trail
I should get Garryās Mod
agile coral
total war š¤
faint dragon
I should get Garryās Mod
les play togetha soon
craggy trail
les play togetha soon
Does it cost money?
faint dragon
yes
craggy trail
Birthday isnāt too far away, Iāll ask for money
hybrid granite
any1 know how i can make an ovrdth selector loadout i wanna be a knight with the polearm and stuff but without a helmet (or one i can see through)
faint dragon
any1 know how i can make an ovrdth selector loadout i wanna be a knight with the...
Idk
Sterling?
craggy trail
any1 know how i can make an ovrdth selector loadout i wanna be a knight with the...
Right, download half sword enhancer
hybrid granite
Right, download half sword enhancer
i have enhancer and ovrdth already
the basics
craggy trail
i have enhancer and ovrdth already
Do you have the most recent version?
hybrid granite
Do you have the most recent version?
yes
craggy trail
yes
Cool. Pick beggar, use the item spawner, grab what you want, and press T to save the loadout
hybrid granite
Cool. Pick beggar, use the item spawner, grab what you want, and press T to save...
thats it?
i thought its sorta more complicated
craggy trail
i thought its sorta more complicated
Nope. I can find a video guide if youād like
craggy trail
i thought its sorta more complicated
Oh, so should be noted that after pressing T, you also have to save the loadout in ovrdth
idle crest
Heya, I don't know if anyone remembers me as "YarnChaser" or "Friedrich Der Siegreiche" about half a year ago...
I received a 30 day ban in the summer months, I won't be too specific about it but it had alot to with me being very argumentative (to put it very vaguely).
Thought that since I'm not permabanned I'd like to just apologise for all of that, as well as for my general attitude, which I'm fully aware can come across as very rude and unpleasant, very standoffish.
void dragon
faint dragon
Heya, I don't know if anyone remembers me as "YarnChaser" or "Friedrich Der Sieg...
I aint reading allat shit
wanton portal
what
idle crest
I aint reading allat shit
That's the wonderful thing about free will, you absolutely do not have to. š
hybrid granite
i just cut off a fully armored knights arm by placing my axe under his armpit and running forward
craggy trail
did you know "howdy" originated from "how do you do"
āGoodbyeā meaning āGod be with youā
umbral bough
I aint reading allat shit
ragebaiting on sight is crazy
faint dragon
ragebaiting on sight is crazy
hell yes
wanton portal
āGoodbyeā meaning āGod be with youā
wouldnt it be goodbey and not goodbye
craggy trail
Heya, I don't know if anyone remembers me as "YarnChaser" or "Friedrich Der Sieg...
š
craggy trail
wouldnt it be goodbey and not goodbye
Something to do with a misspelling IIRC
Iād have to check
tired tulip
is that fucking willie
idle crest
i just cut off a fully armored knights arm by placing my axe under his armpit an...
Seems legit.
south roost
craggy trail
https://tenor.com/view/willie-half-sword-half-sword-hi-chat-gif-5638455273862533...
Fallout 2 lookin ahh
hybrid granite
is this tuff?
wanton portal
https://tenor.com/view/willie-half-sword-half-sword-hi-chat-gif-5638455273862533...
can we stop using ai on Willie's face
faint dragon
Fallout 2 lookin ahh
I love that game
tired tulip
I love that game
no you dont
faint dragon
can we stop using ai on Willie's face
We have free will
Yes I do
is peak trus trus
tired tulip
Yes I do
name one fallout discussion
pardon my french
name one fallout 2 character
faint dragon
name one fallout discussion
Why is sergeant arch dornan so fucking mad
craggy trail
can we stop using ai on Willie's face
faint dragon
Why does gorris wear a cloak
tired tulip
Why is sergeant arch dornan so fucking mad
name one fallout 2 character
faint dragon
name one fallout 2 character
The chosen one
tired tulip
faker
wanton portal
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1306038290968739870
this is a thread for ai generated content
faint dragon
Is real trus
craggy trail
this is a thread for ai generated content
Yep!
craggy trail
for ai generate willie
Nahhh
hybrid granite
atleast nobody is screaming in my face about ai using water when i can watch willie do backflips
sorry ai generated willie
hybrid granite
last stand is the best gamemode and you cant tell me otherwise
faint dragon
last stand is the best gamemode and you cant tell me otherwise
its called brave stand
hybrid granite
ok still you cant disprove me
forest falcon
What if you were walking down the street and saw a homeless Willie would you take him home
faint dragon
Iād beat the fuck outta his ass
But Iād bring him in if he is commoner and above
wanton portal
this conversation sucks
forest falcon
Yk what amazes me about human intelligence? The diversity of it. How person can bad in one field but proficient in the other...
forest falcon
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1351627577680461925/1362931134299636074/s...
splendor man
forest falcon
4am est halfcord is so ass
you will dream of willie when you go to sleep
faint dragon
Yk what amazes me about human intelligence? The diversity of it. How person can ...
smarty
wanton portal
wanton portal
Yk what amazes me about human intelligence? The diversity of it. How person can ...
mostly we dont train ourselves in that one field
noone is perfect
noone can be good at everything
just alot of things
unreal bay
forest falcon
mostly we dont train ourselves in that one field
i also don't understand how someone can be bad at cooking
wanton portal
i also don't understand how someone can be bad at cooking
I mena
mean
I only know how to cook instant noodles
so
unreal bay
i also don't understand how someone can be bad at cooking
cooking requires someone to follow steps. seeing that someone cant read mods descriptions and how to follow the steps. yeah..
forest falcon
cooking requires someone to follow steps. seeing that someone cant read mods des...
perfect analogy
wanton portal
cooking requires someone to follow steps. seeing that someone cant read mods des...
there should be freedom in cooking
nobody should have to follow recipe's
they should just be able to add things to the pot
unreal bay
forest falcon
Ngl i usually cook with whatever I have at hand
and make steps in my head
based off experience
tawny bear
Ngl i usually cook with whatever I have at hand
so u cooked your own wood when it was in your hand#
unreal bay
you have the intelligence then veles
forest falcon
so u cooked your own wood when it was in your hand#
wintry ingot
good morning chat
forest falcon
you have the intelligence then veles
The only downside is when you don't know how a combo of foods will turn out and it becomes unholy
tawny bear
good morning chat
vc dweller
unreal bay
The only downside is when you don't know how a combo of foods will turn out and ...
true
wintry ingot
imagine a mod getting into that . he would kick you easily and get the hours
that is if he joins 
which i doubt
tawny bear
that is if he joins <:kapow:1215793114959183942>
i will become one
so you dont worry
wintry ingot
what
raven raven
wanna see me
wintry ingot
no
forest falcon
runic cove
half sword tommorow
eager jungle
so u cooked your own wood when it was in your hand#
craggy trail
Okay, I have 254 Instagram collections. Is that too many?
forest falcon
https://tenor.com/view/yellow-dino-dancing-gif-11310623582396419451
what a fucked up minion
autumn laurel
wanton portal
@craggy trail finally finished the drawing
it looks amazing
but theres some things that could look better
somber panther
<@862878155379179553> finally finished the drawing
joe manson
craggy forum
bro how are people flying, ive seen people flying and grappling mid air
and another vid of some dude using telekinesis
https://youtube.com/shorts/dd2gyK85nQs?si=FMC_085Rwukp-Orj does anybody know which mod/s this is bro
look at number 3, 5, and 2
umbral bough
https://youtube.com/shorts/dd2gyK85nQs?si=FMC_085Rwukp-Orj does anybody know whi...
@lean cliff you're popular!
this is a good reason why you're one of the hs7
craggy forum
how does one do this
umbral bough
mods
craggy forum
š
lavish blade
https://youtube.com/shorts/dd2gyK85nQs?si=FMC_085Rwukp-Orj does anybody know whi...
a modified version of half sword trainer
craggy forum
a modified version of half sword trainer
what do you mean modified
is it private
or something
hes using telekinesis and flying š
lavish blade
hes using telekinesis and flying š
it is private
craggy forum
this is a good reason why you're one of the hs7
what is the hs7
craggy forum
it is private
did he edit it himself
umbral bough
what is the hs7
greatest players in half sword discord
craggy forum
greatest players in half sword discord
whos in the hs7
umbral bough
unofficial, i host it
craggy forum
ah
umbral bough
community voted
craggy forum
do you send clips and stuff to be considered
umbral bough
when early access releases i will make another one and make it semi-official with actual rewards like nitro and gift cards
lavish blade
did he edit it himself
yes
umbral bough
with modder's awards and extra things
lavish blade
when early access releases i will make another one and make it semi-official wit...
make one for modders
lavish blade
with modder's awards and extra things
YESS
umbral bough
do you send clips and stuff to be considered
yeah
be an active member and send clips frequently
establish a reputation and showcase skill
craggy forum
very good friend of mine
is he the only one with that mod
lavish blade
hes legit using telekinesis š
learn lua or use chatgpt
umbral bough
yeah he's the only one
craggy forum
i think he should release it fr
i cant wait for the enhancer to release the loadout manager ngl
lavish blade
i cant wait for the enhancer to release the loadout manager ngl
he needs perms from the creator of half sword tariner
craggy forum
he needs perms from the creator of half sword tariner
what do you mean
craggy forum
i think he should release it fr
or did you mean to reply to this
lavish blade
what do you mean
he modified half sword trainer and to upload the modified build he needs permissions