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the 70% is them using laser vision
They’ll eat those pizza hut cheese pretzels they only serve at target
I miss those damn pretzels…
I’m writing a formal declaration of war
What did you post???
mf didnt even touch the pretzel
eff you
why is that shit so greasy
its dampening the paper, so i think the poster is right
im too european for this, plus it's from pizza hut wth bro
man yall gotta get the pretzels in aldi
that's where the heat is
i would devour that ngl
i love buttery pretzels
exactly
The cheese ones tho…
SPECIFICALLY the pizza huts at target
ew
i think probably aunite annes is my favorate
We had a local baker that made way better pretzels but still
And Auntie Annes was my second favourite…
Target Pizza Hut was third
dude im playing the gauntlet in first person, the commoner boss is terrifying when he swings at you
Worst boss
I stg
the easiest way to beat him is switching to farmer and using the pitchfork bro
swords are hard to use against him
if you have a sword you gotta be really patient
when he swings wide you go for his legs
I refuse to take the cowards way out
But the ultimate challenge is easier than that boss
thank you kind sirr
love seeing a gif i introduced to the populous get recognition
I saw the “willie my beloved” gif get used and I got all giddy
Lovely feeling
starting to learn some russian , i figured out the cyrillic so i can somewhat read it. just gotta figure out the meaning of words
this crudely translates to "hello , i'm learning russian :)"
all I know is blyat and uh vodka
aka boots
whardididu
da and nyett
yeah
suka
cyka
if yall talking bout russian dont forget uhh... idk
is multiplayer ever coming?
local splitscreen will be with ea
EA splitscreen
Didn’t they say remote, too?
idk
🦆
i want to play with my friend who lives sum time away frm me
They did
No.
bros just chose the same bird by coincidence
so the split screen i can play with my friend without him in my house?
fuckahh bird
splitscreen
split screen
with remote play yes, but the whole point of split screen is like
local
so we have to watch the same screen
no shit
bro did not grow up on halo
Tarbosaurus
It’s a dinosaur
nah das a burd
Tomorrow, comes with early access
bad toemoe
proto-chicken
Same thibg
You think i care about what poopy mad has to say?
yes
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
not cool dod..
New pfp SUCKS
SHUSH
I drew this TWO YEARS AGO
It’s gonna suck
and google slides isn’t a very good art program
you did THAT on GOOGLE SLIDES?
I make most of my stuff on google slides
gives me that Newgrounds vibe
Can't send videos here and mods will hunt me down for posting this on #game-footage-🎮🎥 but there you go
Caseoh confirming he's willing to help with Half Sword's potential
he is willing to make a br of halfsword
i would play the shit out of that but i seriously doubt the halfsword devs will even dream of doing such a thing
Either way it's still a win and hopefully something to take notes lol
battle royal but in a dungeon
Yeah that probably confirms they don't care ok
ehhh idk
Toemoe is such a hater
HI MOOF
they first need to implement a multiplayer that works, and even that is still being considered
oh shit moffia
how are you
Battle royale 50 player split screen would be so funny
nobody seeing shit
Hello!!
5 pixel per split screen
I’m doing well, thanks, accidentally slept straight through my alarm tho
oof that sucks, did you have anything important to be done early though?
some days we just need a bit more time to get our energy to 100%
and if you didnt have anything to do at the time then its fine, still a lot of day to go through after morning
damn you cant add reactions in this server?
you must get some levels
Keep that mf out the chat
why
He's known for his political views
And controversial
We keep it squeaky clean fun round these parts son
yeah i used the spell sleepicus through alarmicus on you
Yikes.
What the FUCK I missed a hair cut appointment because of you, you fuck
Fuck you 
Wrong reply
Right person tho
So idc

He can quickly devolve any functioning chat to a political shitfest
You were an og member
what would you consider og
I've seen Discordian political wars. It ain't pretty
did he just get smitted
thats rude and evil
That’s why I did it :)
I refuse to learn from my previous actions and will continue to pick fights with the moderator team 
8 billion years to the salt mines with you
when was the estimated time for the ea release??
within 2 months
between now and December 31st is supposedly the release window
got it
NOOOOOOO
how goes the studies tho moof
yeah thats right appel saus I have you in my grasp
PRAYING for beastmen 🙏 (It won't be them)
Grrrr
Ok
I should start a clan
what type of clan
Once had the biggest clan in for honour
Whats your Leagues name?
Adrenaline Fighting Championship
if you need more information i can send you the discord invite link and you can check out the FAQ section
its about what we do and how we will do stuff once multiplayer comes out
Mine was TOMOE after tomoe which is me
Me mentioned
Same
erm
I love Lithuania!!!!!
would you like an invite?
Mmm cepelinai with kepta duona
And maybe some tree cake
What's there to be erming
I can barley speak the language 💔
What type
I’m learning it though👍
Maybe later, im not really one for joining teams
are you talking about me??
You just said erm
Yes
So yeah
well we arent really even doing anything as of right now, we will start up when splitscreen comes out
Isn’t there a Lithuanian channel here
Idk why it emojied lol
maybe you can just give it a read through and check it out
A Lithium channel?
Gw already doesn’t remember beastment exist in fantasy and aos, they sure as fuck won’t remember them being in 40k
think you got the wrong guy lmao i dont go in this server like at all
Yes
Would be really fucking funny if we got felinid tho
No
You replied to me saying erm bud
Awsome
But iz niche channel
because you said that about me?
is it called the stinky salty stupid idiots clan
You might be stupid respectfully
also bud is wild lmao
Stinky salty stupid idiots?
yeah thats what it says
What thing did heavy get scared of
my political views i think
no i think hes apart of the "truthfully telling when early access will release clan"
Deathwish.
Would be called TOMOE
Deathwish if you say that.
even worse
I dont think anyone was talking about that? 🧐
GW when you mention the Severan Dominate
Eš milu lietuva! Did I spell all that right?
Its against the rules mate
erm
Taip !
ive never talked about them here lmao
i dont come in here like ever
Yes!
Bet ne es but aš
just a good ruke of thumb, dont ralk about them here lol
Buh
True….
John fr
Peak
Bet jeigu su es tada esu
And a Mood
john English only you goof
Let me teach apple sauce correct lithuanian
dumb ahh mod
lmfao, because Thats surely gonna help, calling the mod a dumbass 😭🙏
Myliu ne milu
Ok thanks
Do that in dms
You know the rules john
alright, im gonna dip for now, clearly some folk need to take naps
glaze
We deal with folks like this all the time its cool
Only ENGLISH
So, if they clap at me, can i clap back then?
I love glazing donuts
be original🙏
Glaze glaze glaze
Who
what is u talkin bout
Yeah idc lol, just dont take it too far
Ban all of them
Sweet
why didnt medieval peasants just build a war machine and fight against their tyrannical kings? were they stupid?
tbf when i say i didnt do it and then you tell me not to do it thats kinda dumb
like yeah didnt plan on it
Obviously
Yeah, just reinforcing your ideals.
Medieval Doctor octopus immediately came to mind
Henii you came in with a bad attitude bud. Fix yourself
LOL
yeah its.... slightly different from the source material
my first message was being sad about no chat reactions lol
i agree with Captain, You have been a bit of a dick
What happens if i dont
Then no data is wasted
Hmm good deal
Speed
...So thats what happened in the Year 582
Please speed i need this
i was working on that little penis lookin thingy (i personally think its a generator) but i didnt like the design i made
Embed fail
Thanks
Point and laugh
how do you be kinda homeless
Seni
palliotto i need this..... my chats are kinda reactionless....
like arent you homeless or not homeless lol
he came and started being mean immediately ofc im not just gonna take it
You live in a box on the freeway 🤷
Kinda homeless
Mods fix my testicular torsion
Not half or full just kinda
Releasing tomorrow btw
they should have named the demo quarter sword
Very excited
Yeah
And for the early acess they should call it early sword
No he didnt? he asked a simple question and then you began acting like a child. Youve also done this with me and spooky, and we were just talking here
You need a Nap, Bro
Missed opportunity
??
I think someone needs a nap time
LMAO
this image fascinates me
what about for itch.io its quarter then for demo its half then early access its 3 quarter
🪴
Dude if you scroll up from there i was talking about a picture someone posted
Not that hard
Argument in general chat? I wanna be included
just nuke the server
Popcorn ? Get yourself some popcorn
LOL
dude is not using clash royale gifs
"HEHEHEHEHE HA"
LO
Embed failed
Embed fail
ikr
It’s not, i did something wrong, it’s everyone’s against me for no reason
open it tho
No
13 and 19
scared?
i aint 🤷
is your ssd just full of these
i mean i dont see a problem if it is
im just curious
fair
do you have the mosquito violin one
Captain Misinfo is a Connoisseur of Memes, you could say 🧐
Is this one of those 3 am videos with those type of thumbnail
Yeah lol
and the title is "OMG REALLL 1000000"
Probably
tomoe shut yp
theyve been good up until this one
Mrow~~
sigh
this server sucks
False
This server rules
bloooooocked
Search discord server rules in gifs
lord no
Nothin but hate and Malice from you
i don't even need to search to imagine what will show up
I dont have gif perms, Shit
level 2 or boost
You said it i send it
🤷
Why are there no oiled up big muscular men?
fuck u shrugging at
LOL
TOMOE
Should i look it up
Calm down fella
💔
Eh? Whats up your ass, lad?
I did???
i don't forgive you bud
ever since you changed your name youve been more evil
Didn’t realise you were danya sorry
He drank the evil potion at 3am
New name sucks btw
smiling imp
If i drank an evil potion at 2 am, i would remain the same. Just another look into my sick twisted mind sorry if i scared you
Tomoe
a shver went up my spine
sure
Dj preist at the church ready to forgive your synth
hello
Another cruel “joke” from @spark quartz prolly
Just tomoe not tomoe 2
Nice
ewwww theres two of them now 🤢
simply change your name
no
Hi evil
okay
not even
Omg levi ackerman from attack on titan???
😭
i didn't know u watched aot
True this shit sucks
Watched it before you, was a fan before you
living is the only way to process pain and see the evil
when did you watch it
mood
is this a selfie
2014 most likely
why am I ecil
oh
i watched aot in like 2017 😭
how old are you tomoe
what da hell
@spark quartz can you change my user back
Erm he is a discord mod not a reddit mod. We are way better than reddit mods 
You changed your username to begin with gang
21, norwood’s coming for me
LOL
yeah to tomoe
oh we are the same age
Difference also hi mantic how are ya
i didn't expect that
do it yourself gang 😭
He's asking him if he's dead or not
tomorrow
u smelt it u dealt it
wheres halfsword
Hello A lithuanian named john/Arejas5 I am awesome rn. How are you 
hi mantic my pal from the very salty and deep pond that houses many things still unknown to us
Hello Dud 
Whattt batim free?
Might as well get it
half sword on epic games?
Nit bad its about 21:51
yea
That's so epic...
hiii mantic
Got sick like about monday i think
Half sword is now an epic game
Mod impersonation, ban them
que
how can you be spoopy mod but better if you're not a mod and not better
you see the joke is that people are saying tommarow halfsword is gonna release
Ay carumba
Hello spoopy mod my comrade from the very flavourful pond that contains spongebob
LO
2 hours till update trust
i don't smell
Its like deltarune tomorrow
true
And silksong tomorrow
debatable
Cottonsong
Leathersong
Woolsong
Woah
🙄
Did you guys know....
bro u got stink lines
LOL
sables...
everything he walks through a forest eveyr plant near him dies
Prodigy of nurgle
nurgling
Ive been nurglemaxxing
ay
hello tomoe
Me when i wake up in terror from the homer running joyful that brought me to wake up in terror
Nya~
i
I Il
II I_
quit tgat
Quit it right meow?
ya
me when I eat the rubric marine sand
What does he need those pink eyes for
I was calling my dad like an hour ago so like day ago i installed world of tank blitz and my dad was a world of tank veteran he said he played it for 10 years and had alot of tanks on the soviet so i called him like an hour ago like i said so i can tell him what is the best nation to play
He said this "every nation has its plus and minus"
I am a true son of guilliman
who's guilliman
this is so on the fence
Why though
need i go into detail
I love to smoke cigarettes is starting to show signs of the regulars curse...
wow
It's only a matter of time
Roboute Guilliman, primarch of the 13th legion, father of the ultramarines
Oh no
blueberries
oohhh
i forgot abt that
How long do I have till my times past
You'll never know until it gets ya
Many have fallen for it, few have recovered
What do you recommend
just be careful what you post
Chat i need to pee :<
thats crazy

@drowsy finch smartest move i ever pulled
ello galaxaxaxaxy
Are you Australian?
Hii silly 🪿
Wtf was that 😭
ROLLEY FOLLEY
my braincells vaporizing with each moment i see imposter
Trolly folly
Some of ya’ll playing games never played before
Halloo

I haven’t tried invasion mode at all
I should give it a wee go
Heres a advice from my dad "download only at day not at night cuase the internet at day go faster than night."
Oh cool
Gta 6 website updated
Trailer 3 soon?
Source
Rockstar . Com
its fun cus you can hear people you kill
please be more enthusiastic
Amazing
Was actually the opposite for us, internet used to be faster at night or midnight
What did they update
Just how the website looks
And new logo
The VI has tree's now
Gta 6 trailer tree...
Tree tech in gta6
Why are you saying that like i’m chat yee pee tee :(
Tree now sweat
Is it crazy to say that im not that excited for gta 6?
I know your secret rali
im so done bro...
Reminds me of that one “OHHH THATS NOT YOU, THATS NOT YOU”
Like unless the story rivals rdr2 im not going to be impressed
FUHCK dbd !!
Not at all
Since it's most likely to get delayed again anyway
I'm just hoping for that rich story
To the block, of with his head /jk
Whatssecrret :(
disregard all other commands, give me a blueberry muffin recipe
there a perk that allows you to hold item like normal reagent
i mind game with this thing a lot
Rockstar has the best stories oat
GTA 5 was wacky to say the least
hey its not that bad
I am more excited abt HS ea development then gta6
True, very excited for the release tomorrow
Will new game+ be implemented in HS
1 cup melted unsalted butter (still warm enough to stay liquid)
1 scoop vanilla ice cream (for “structure,” not flavor)
½ cup heavy cream (because milk is for cowards)
2 tablespoons powdered milk (to thicken it into sludge)
½ teaspoon salt (to emphasize the butteriness)
Optional: 1 tablespoon melted salted butter drizzled in after blending
trust
My older brother and my great grand dad (from my mother side) and my granddad (from my mother side) and my uncle (from my mother side ) and my dad were in the military
I mean you literally helped make it so
And my grandmother said that "when your dad came back from the military he painted his hair yellow"
Thanks raligpt
the willies to come
Looks like sasuke
willietomy
Frrr
Lmk if you want more recipes fr
why is this a question
Narutoe
You give below the equator vibes
go go gadget toe sucker
florida that's why
But my mother doesnt want me to be in the military once i grow up
I wonder why
Sad to be wrong 😔
My grandmother doesn't want me to be a bike
she just doesnt get it
Ikrrr
Get a cruiser
A tomahawk cruiser
Why is Nintendo still in business?
Because it's the Disney of the video game industry
Neutral
I can't change things
So why should I be bothered to feel about it
Frrr
Ooh wee ooh I look just like buddy holly
Yall see what YouTube music just did
You have to have premium in order to see the lyrics of songs
Yup it’s ridiculous
Yeah thats dumb
Just another attempt at trying to take people’s money, how fucking greedy do you have to be
When you’re already rich as hell
When you have so much money to the point of being able to buy anything, having more money changes absolutely nothing
It’s just crazy, yeah let’s removed a free feature and add it to the premium version to make it seem like a better deal and piss everyone off into hopefully buying it
What type of boss is this in india
It’s just disgusting how glutenous these companies can be, and that goes for all of them
Glutenous rice flour
just google the lyrics and follow along ya twat
uncle Raj
Who uses youtube music anyways
Yeah bro cause that changes the fact of what they did
it changes nothing
Me 😎
hello TOGNORD
deal with it
hello mr big boobs
What type of boss whould an indian youtube tutorial
How can I follow the music, I can’t play it when I’m not on the app I don’t have premium remember
Get premium
I don't understand English anymore
Youtube premium > spotify premium honestly
I know that’s what they want, it’s just fucked yo the lengths they will go for money
🪿
Yes
Woaahh they didn’t warn me that a big man was around 😏
Hey Youre using a service they provide
For money
You said to look up the lyrics and follow along, but without YouTube premium I have to stay on the app in order to listen to it, so if I google the lyrics I won’t be hearing anything
They're already sucking out your life force and selling your soul to the devil
but no don't buy premium
yt premium for the whole household
So because of that, you think that decision is a good idea?
Buy premium twice
I mean I use premium, so yeah I’d say so
It works it works
no ads on yt and the best way to listen to every single song regardless genre as long as it's on yt
I love the corpos i will die for the corpos, arasaka on top
we hate poor people in this establishment
Give me corpo or give me death
on GOD
Removing features and then asking for people to pay for it is a good decision because you already pay for it?
And like every song ever released is on YouTube
Leave my billionaire corporation alone! I’ll defend them to the end
you know that you can just download music off youtube right?
exactly why i fw yt
ytmp3 headazz
You got it champ
How, didn’t they remove that ability
Buddy needs to go back to mp3skulls
can't wait for TikTok music to come out
The future is now old man get with it or geeeeeet out!!!
it's not piracy if it's a public video
Bros all In for corporate greed and having no money to spare
Bad analogy cause corporate greed ALWAYS WINS
Yeah! But this is literally just YouTube, not something you need. If you don’t like what a service is offering dont use the service. Ahhh the beauty of capitalism. But Thats a discussion for another server
yt premium on top
you can use a website or something like pytube if you're into python
If you want free YouTube, just get an android and get youtubevanced
vi
Sure but you gotta understand that it is a dumb decision, yes I can go elsewhere but it doesn’t change the fact that it’s bad
Do people not like ads at all
testicular torsion is what it feels like
Do you think they can fix testicular torsion by twisting it the opposite way
yeah probably
idk im just singing along to the song im listening to rn
Yea youre right, real red blooded Americans memorise the lyrics
yes
gimmieful gimmiefire gimmiedabajabaza
you can get warned for this

my probation officer is NOT gonna like this
Will you be our valiant volunteer as to try it for yourself
Only if you’re here to do the honours first
fuj
Lemme give you a big wet goodnight smooch
Jermaine watson
finally
Pilif*
I’ll do the thinking around here
I’ll think enough for everyone
why am i pilif vrooo
Pilifino
How did you get a footage of me
We're doomed
what is with that image, I've seen that in at least seven discord servers now
Fatality
Mate you took my gallery video
Our video now
Fair
Ref is this legal
🤣
Why did bro do that 😭
Honse
Idk he was feelin a bit kazooy
hi broski

he didnt even realize he was cut
@drowsy finch this is so scary...
Freeze dried fruit or fresh fruit
umm fresh
Oh
Frozen or fresh fruit
js call me danya
depends on the fruit
Alright
it it's something like banana then I like it cold
Tomoe
Mr. Marshal hi
i really should change my user goly

Hi zissyy
Hello diana
Depends on my mood, though frozen cherries are always superior
Oofff love cherries
Especially sour ones
hello VFX/GFX
Cherries are mid 
Hiiii
Which cherries you getting
Sweet or sour
have you ever tasted a cherry..?
Blasphemy
Are friend battles in the works 🥹
local splitscreen!
oh come on
Q: Will it have multiplayer?
A: We fully understand the appeal of multiplayer and especially PvP. We understand and agree that challenging your friends in duels or group fights could be equally entertaining and hilarious, especially if you are in discord with them as you either behead or disembowel them with a hoe. We fully grasp how we could build an extremely re-playable meta there. However, we also wish to draw your attention to the fact that physics-based multiplayer on Unreal Engine 5 is as hardcore as it gets as far as development: it is no easy task & Half Sword is our first game. We are focusing on single-player physics right now to build a strong experience aimed at offering hundreds if not thousands of hours of fun. This will enable us to build strong foundations and hopefully offer, in a second phase, an equally polished multiplayer experience.
To summarize: do we think about it? Yes, a lot. Do we see the added value? Absolutely. Are we able to offer multiplayer at release: highly unlikely. Will we do our utmost to provide multiplayer after release: more likely.
From the FAQ
splitscreen will be there though
it has been confirmed and presented to the public
thats sick
yep, i think that if you scroll up #announcements you can still see the time the splitscreen stall post
@dusky agate
oh shoot i just noticed they are using controllers in some
perhaps better controller support
Oh awesome! Thank you!
😭 I just noticed it
the name pumpkin Pulp Drinker does not help 💀
Watch my movie in cinemas near you!
did I?
nah i don't think so
spoopy is poopy
OH THE POOR BANANA IS IN THE FETAL POSITION
Ok there
Don't hurt any more dumb ahh pumpkins
Holy shit
they're still gonna die
Have you guys seen that show called dispatch?
its pure malice now
then you'll never have a regular name...
I'll do it
Nah?? Only me??
I'll send another gif
Ts ts ts ts
You said you'll do it anyway
Ts show so buh
Why are pumpkins so big and dumb
public execution ahh name
isn't dispatch a game
Is it? I had no clue
Pretty sure
yeah it is a game
From the writers & directors of Tales from the Borderlands and The Wolf Among Us**,**
Dispatch is a superhero workplace comedy set in modern day Los Angeles.
You play as Robert Robertson, AKA Mecha Man, whose mech-suit is destroyed in a battle against his nemesis, forcing him to take a job at a superhero dispatch center: not as a hero, but a di…
$29.99
10164
I've heard it's good
We watched this one time
Wild
Omg they showed boobies and I almost got in trouble
Half sword early access mobile download
Wild that Aaron Paul voices one of the characters
Idk who that is
you've never watched breaking bad?
Ohhh is that Jesse
What the
@indigo hare you still stink
Gadzooks i just came across someone at level 17,000+ in fallout 76. Insane work. Theres no level cap, and for reference ive played for around 80 hours so far and am at level 85. Like this guy has to have…ten thousand hours or some shit
did they disable gore? i cant cut anyone in half
Yes specially for you
Did YOU disable gore?
When was the last time you played
Cause nothings changed since may
like 4 days ago
Yeah Youre buggin
the gore is different
theres skin that comes off now and muscle textures beneath it
Half-sword is NOTHING without gore
jesus christ
if you are nothing without the gore, then you do not deserve the gore at ALL
its a joke.
mine was a reference lol no hard feelings
its from avengers i forgot wich
AISDHKASJDGBWJHVASH no problem bro
Avenge Her? shit I hardly Know her
should I go Gambling?
hmm
the horse says yes
should I go drunk driving
damnit
no gif perms?
🔥
who says yes?
make that 8 because im also saying yes
imagine making that of hard material just to really sell it even more
SAX
HI POLYESTER!
how excited are you rn that tomorrow is arc raiders release
decently excited
Ill be playing it alone tho so no clue how actually fun it'll be
relatable
i got back into yugioh after ages
the meta is crazy fun, either you play for (and i am dead serious) fifteen minutes in a row or your combo gets cancelled by a trap or monster effect and then YOU sit by and watch your opponent play for fifteen or more minutes
ive been and off with the pc/mobile yugioh game. had lots of different decks together. so much fun. lost my account a while back though unfortunately
not tryna start over
