#general-catfish-๐ฑ๐
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what the fuck
1 in a krillion sort of wheelspin
kinda yeah
roblox games are quite literally casinos sometimes
shit like pet simulator is gambling and it is a fact
i mean fuck yeag
i wish i had fat stax
i need to order my arm harness from that jovial ukrainian
i love it but like, im poor
its a whole different game
i was one of the first people to get the oversized pets ๐
having to order a plushie was fucking insane
i was gifted two and lost the account lmfao
LOL
i had huge pumpkin cat and huge cat
that's hot
the arm harness was priced cheaper than i thought it'd be
i will forgive myself for such a blunder
but i dont know whether to ask for it fitted over my fencing jacket or over arming garments
i now have a shit ton of event pets
but no huge
hold on i need to enter the game again i need to satisfy my gambling cravings
Imagine if they add gambling to half sword
Where you have to manually pull the lever
Or manually grab and let go of cards
gambling was invented in 1744
@open dew here is my current haul
click on gif for something cool
my dad used to play this shit
AWWWWW
was waiting for a jumpscare
same i expected a frog or a spider to jump on a camera so i exited the big view mode
this gif lasts forever
omg what is that on top of his breastplate
fruck why does everyone leave whenevr I say anything do I smell that bad
the yellow thing?
yes it looks reeally fluffy
it's a giornea
or journade if you're french
I don't care, add gambling
bro what
this?
this is such an obscure garment
it looks ballin
i had to ask if you were talking about the yellow thing because i'd figured you already knew what giorneas were
i wouldnt call them obscure
they're very popular throughout italian artwork, both without and with armor
they show up in some french texts
thats easy for you to say becuse you are the professor of period accurate clothing and armor
i however do not spend my days combing thru italian artwork and manuscripts
i always try not to be that guy but i always end up being that guy one way or another 
that "oh, you're telling me you DONT know (x)" guy
yea i do the same thing, I get surprised by how much people dont know about something
but when you are really into it, it gets easy to take your knowledge for granted
i want to buy a giornea at some point but they're pretty expensive
hereโs a middle class gent wearing a less fancy one
like u never realize you are smart until you meet a fool type shi
is that brass rings on the edge of the chainmail
yeppers
@worldly vapor so im going to buy an arm harness soon
i have an issue
i do blossfechten and i love it but i want to get into harnischfechten, i have a helmet (that i want to replace soon with something else), a breastplate, and some spaulders, all fit to overlay my blossfechten gear as an affordable entry to harness stuff
the breastplate manages to fit me a bit better outside my fencing jacket than in, but the spaulders are huge without the jacket - if i get the arm harness and it fits me outside the jacket i'll be able to wear it with a period accurate doublet and the works, but i'll also have to get maille and stuff to complete the look, while if i get the arm harness and it fits me in the jacket i'll be completely covered for entry harnischfechten but not historically accurate in anything but the metal
Which One Deer Man
hmmmmm
which one do you expect to be in more often
long term
if you could have either what would you expect to use more comfortably
more often
i would say pick whatever you expect to use more comfortably more often
i mean it's a question of whether i should have one "base" for unarmored and armored or if i should basically have both of them as separate things entirely
idk its kind of hard to picture in my head
oh
i would say probably one base is what I would pick
but idk about you
for me ease of use and organization and maintenance are most important
since I would want a low barrier of entry to actually using what I own
compared to entirely separate things that must be individually accounted for
but it's like having a racecar that is just a normal car that goes as fast
it doesnt have the same machismo
hi
it looks like its shaped for one of those TABS characters
lmao
i think there is one exactly like it
actually not exactly
it has a big ass chin
ngl this one is funny
Overbite ahh helmet
here's another one he made that looks like its for a legoman
did they actually make ones that look like this
what do you mean? with the teeth?
yes it does not inspire much confidence
but maybe the guy just has a small ass head
or asked for it to be cut lower
have you ever thought about how many insane helmets there were that never survived
I bet there was some absolutely batshit insane stuff knights were buying
without the teeth, but the general shape and the eyes
imagine what were the designer fashion medieval armors like
dont have to
plenty of them survived
like oh my god have you ever seen a gyatt like this?
GAH DAMN
they loved men with a whole bakery chain
THERE IS NO WAY AOIDUHJKAGBSDJKWEJHBVKL
how do you even move your arms
plenty of hidden plates
sam have you come to the conclusion yet that medieval times were actually better than ancient rome
the third one's angry face is too funny to me
why do you say that
because its a conclusion I am coming to
explain your reasoning
bro i dunno, depends highly on your social standing in both
medieval societies had better seafaring, metallurgy, better mechanization, the heavy plow, better horses, better domesticated animals, more stable government, international guilds and professional organizations, did not really have to worry about barbarians, church for copying and preserving texts and sponsoring internationally renowned educational institutions
but you had more """freedom""" to choose what you would work with than in ancient rome
oh yeah also medieval times had much less slavery
and mermaids in lakes gave away swords making people kings!
idk about more stable government
im moreso talking about 1100-1492 than dark ages barbarian soup
the rest of those things just serve to assist craftsmen really
but charlemagne was cool
being the roman king had a 50% chance lethality
yes but rome had all those things but worse and an extremely parasitic and antisocial military
so you had a chance of 1 in 2 of being murdered and replaced
meaning kings rapidly changed
NO KINGS!
they had augusti.. caesars..
but they was less divided
and they got to attend cool sporting events
nerd fight!
what made rome suck was actually that it was too united
rome was at its peak before it conquered everyone
after they conquered everyone they went into the shitter
i mixed up united and divided mb
revise that first sentence
but imagine how cool it would be to live in italy
also think about it like this, the roman state technically existed until 1453
and yet
it was not rome that birthed modernity
it was the barbarians who conquered them
in much shorter time too
but modernity is not objectively better than the roman state 
the more I learn about the roman empire the more I realize how poo poo buns it was
it was super poo poo buns trust me
new build when
your muom
ur motha
and ok ya thats easy to say from your nice pc playing halfsword and ordering your beautiful reproduction harness
if you were some nerd in 1229 you couldnt do that
so we're drooling hogs
what is this 12 year old redditor take
bro
it was NOT
very objectively the world contiously gets better
look at ANY METRIC EVER
can you READ? congrats you're better off than like, 99% of humans EVER
wow
devils advocate is "ya know some good things came from unit 731"
not
"grass is neon red"
there was actually a guy in here who seriously had that take btw, he was like a 26 year old german
this is our new critter his name is wilbur(t)
It sure seems nicer to not have to use a shared sponge-on-a-stick for every number two.
ankle biter
slobbering drooling ape-ish imbecile
are you mistaking that bad take englishman for a bad take germanman
@pearl coral do you remember that german guy who was very negative all the time and got banned and like to argue with people
i swear he was european of some kind
his name was like
oh man that sounds so familiar
he's british
Friedrich der Sieg something
he left tho
lol of course hes british
like willingly
dude i was playing undertale and i kept turning into a pot bellied lard hog everytime i saw those damned yellow arrows from undyne the undying
he's too scared to
i thought he was banned for am onth
he has like chronic anxiety
idk I was not a mod
what could this possibly mean
yeah that guy was somethin
he was like Sam but 60% less emotionally intelligent

why would you even say hes like sam at all
bro was NOT like sam
ragebait
he's into hema and stuff but he would always be like "Yeah, we practice with steel non-feder swords without any protective gear. Heh. Your hema gear looks like you're trying to diffuse a bomb."
self awareness moment
this guy she throws ddr arrows at you and you have to block them
i have never seen a single man in my entire life more pretentious than friedrich I swear it
easy enough until she throws the fuckass yellow arrows and it turns you into a drooling idiot
im not pretentious though I actually get people telling me im wise like a wizard in real life too so im just right
he kept trying to argue with me that saying "transitional helmet" isn't a term only applicable to one helmet
I know one
They shall not be named tho
(they come from the wrong way and flip around to the side they're pointing at)
i remember that shit lmao
wasnt he talking about the flat top crusader helm
that was one of the few times i actually got pretty pissed here
its so funny I dont think hes ragebaiting
hes just like that
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who else have we had that was super wack
does bubby count
why did he get kicked out
yeah but he's more recent
this armor has something mystical about it to me
new armstreet dr-๐คข
new armstreet dro-๐คฎ
that armor is so dope
I love that style
i can just tell when something looks wrong
I was really hoping the Chinese sword guy in for honor was gonna get that armor
Not tiandi
its jurchen iron pagoda armor
hes scary
oh my god ew he looks melted
it's largely considered to be ILLICIT and DUBIOUS and EVIL (fake)
made in the 1800s no doubt
sam have you ever noticed that people from the 1800s can not be trusted
they seem to lie about everything
it is such a weird thing
i think im still going to order that helmet despite that one he made looking jacked up
every other helmet he makes looks great i think the dude he made that one for just had a wack ass head
and any man who produces these can be trusted
reticulated ?
its called "Shan Wen Kia" or Mountain Pattern
wikipedia try to go one week without begging me for money challenge
you can see it on some chinese statues
one day i swear im gonna do more research on asian armors, its just a bit tuff all the scholarship is in chinese
you are gonna give me just enough correct information to seem legit for free and you are gonna like it!
looking at a wikipedia article on something you're knowledgeable about could be a form of torture
helloings peoples i am soot
alternatively it can be kinda cool cuz sometimes wikipedia has totally obscure stuff you cant find anywhere else sometimes
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yeah it's luck of the draw
Wikipedia random page roll
half sword hype moments and aura compilation
yurp
Sam I can't anymore
that was my last game too lmao
omfg
boss bandit evo megaknight mini pekka
ok
hello mr polearm
peak
Zamn
that's a giornea !
I wonder what amount of capes in art are actually just giorneas
potentially a lot of them
hardly any of them show a definite clasping mechanism on the front
damn,
mwhat
.
HES A KING
itโs that bad new arbyโs thing
just beef jerky stickless kebab
mystery meat
@last whale
I wonder when I eventually get to level 2 will my previous embed fails start working?
is it me? its me isnt it
you know who it is
Stop bullying me ๐ข
๐
Wtf did I listen to ๐
what the fuck is bro eating ๐
The right one is objectively correct but the left one is funny.
peak
Heartattack bowl
its actually incredible how the arby's steak nuggets might be the worst thing you can put in your body
only 17g of protein, along with like 650mg of sodium and 27g of fat
they're obscene
gator ankles and possum teeth in that shi
personnally i think their bucket of sardine heads is delicious
Ts so peak
SHIZ
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I like this
Peak
Shizton this is fucking peak
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theyre so good
I love them
This is truly peak
been playing coh2 again,
turns out just doing it like real life works wonders
throwing as many fucking conscripts as humanly possible at the germans until either they die or I have to wait to get more conscripts
this poor soul munchin on rubber bullets
He def has an appetite
i wonder why european peasants just didn't use thier own poops for fertilizers like Chinese peasants
man its too late to ask shit like this man
in medieval era
aren't you supposed to be sleeping
you remind me of my mother
not in a good way
go wash the dishes
Rate my gentle and loving prompt to an ai :3
yummy
to cover their hindlegs and genitalia i presume, so right.
What did I do?
unless there's a hidden anti air blocking the way
the IL-2 strafing support makes, kinda no sense
"oh yeah you can call in an IL-2 to assist in combat"
oh cool, where?
"oh in territory you already own, instead of the combat.. where it's needed"
there is no way i could win in barons level with the crashed xd
Turn off blood
thats another level that i have to see if i am injured or not
The game has screen indicators for that, plus your clothes will rip, your armor will dent, and your skin will bruise
Turn off blood, only way to stop the crashes
aight, thanks!
Np
I may never beat Half Swordโs gauntlet with balanced damage settings โโ and thatโs okay. ๐
Atleast I tried 
Beating it is a very long process
But you will eventually win
If you have faith in me, then I shall give it another go! I WILL beat Half Swordโs gauntlet if it is the last thing I will do!
WE RIDE AT DAWN!
the nature of manual combat without any special moves/bailouts is that winning feels much better
half swrd enhancer
Hi guys how is everyone
Strong ass stomach
oh my god youre back
The hacking of my account lead to my account being blocked for delation that i lied about my "age"
Hate me lyfe
https://youtu.be/uv1fPiCf1wQ?si=Uj3cYWOLOfMFJa5P bro should be in halfsword
#viral #shorts #edits #viralshorts #starwars
Average half sword player
no one knows it's my face
Realistically speaking if it would be an average stormtrooper he would miss all the time
yeah this guy is no ordinary storm trooper
Lucky one
i mean he is only a storm trooper but hes very good
Yes
nah not lucky, extremely unordinarily skilled
he got shot in the scene tho
but he would have killed a jedi otherwise
He can solo one by his skills
Right man in the wrong place
Basically
willie has no plot armour
he does not need it
I aint referin to willie, jus referin to an example of a movie plot
Jerma
hi
Raggamuffinโ
What the hell ๐ญ
half sword evil or no
Less armor the bettor the sliceor the axeor the punchor the cuckor
jonk
guys it's so over
Comrades
Do I have a bowl of noodles for brekkie
Or a real Soviet soldiers meal
A slice of bread and a slice of cheese
Maybe butter
After fortnite x, certain half life man inside toilet
I have wanted to do nothing more than lace a strongly worded letter with the hottest chili powder I can get with the instructions "rub in eyes" on the letter
A slice of bred and chese
bowl with nails
nut
Nvm, a sack of nuts
Dude, I have a few threat ideas
okie i'll hear you out.
Right! First one. "I'll gut you like a pig and hang you from a flagpole by your entrails"
meh
you forgot the "ill gut you like the pig you are"
you could also threaten them with crayola safety scissors?
im definetly not going to get my vocal chords slowly cut out of my own body whilst getting kept concious by robots in 2042 ๐
ttt
if only
This year has some banger games
Including if this comes out in EA this year
Waiting for slay the spire 2 too
i wonder if were getting templar armor
no
bad era
We won't be
why
social media makes me feel like blowing my head off
Templars disbanded over 150 years before halfswordโs setting
when is half swords setting
1400s
Okay, so the game takes place in ~1470... the most stereotypical depiction of templars is from ~1250s. It's the equivalent of a revolutionary war soldier being seen modern day
wouldnt say thats fair since technology didnt improve that much in those 200 years
but i didnt know historical accuracy was so important
Yeah it did
That's just perspective
i would say the jump between muskets an AR 15s is larger
The guy on the left is completely incomprehensible to the guy on the right
There's another physics based medieval game being developed that takes place during that time period
Cannot remember the name of it, and even if I did I wouldn't say it here
these flies are going to make me crash out. How are they so damn big and alive when it's almost fucking winter
graaah
i remember seeing a tiktok about that
Early knight armor kinda sucks compared to later periods in basically everything.
It was good in it's time
it looks cool
why would kid named finger get hacked 

I have a hilarious joke.
teacher: alright class letโs all beat up finger.
Kid named finger: 
He then gets beat up
Hallo mantic !! :D
hello squash squisher!! :D
Im the definition of chopped liver
looks like a dog i think
his name is wilburt
very fitting name i like it
@open dew
Haii hru hru doing omgg !!
Im awesome sauce. Im getting the big brain by doing a programming course at the moment
. How are you?
Iโm in my history class !!
Weโre covering the topic from last class
Iโm gonna grind outlast trials l8r
I wanna try out the other rigs
habub

i finally shaved
why do I look so homeless with a beard bruh
it gives me like +30 years
You should wear mix matched clothing too, itโll help
What are you doing in history class?
it makes the bags under my eyes stand out so much ๐ญ
Weโre at the boston massacre !!
Just taking notes
Chug GALLONS of coffee too so that you get bloodshot eyes as well
hello everyone ๐
Update already happened bro
Parking fine? Thanks, I practice a lot
Running water? No, it doesnโt have legs
Mango? Go where?
Selfish? How much?
Road works? Yeah, I sure hope it does
Bird flu? They tend to do that
Eating disorder? Yeah, thatโs why we made it
Lion? On what? Iโm exhausted
Pasta sauce? Get it yourself
You want money? Sorry, but I need both of them
Roman? Iโm trying but the current is too strong
Picnic? No, I donโt like him
Tenant? Kill them before they bring the whole colony
Your days are numbered? Uhโฆ yeah idiot, itโs called a calendar
Iโve been starting to get back into vermintide 2 lately lol
Never gave it a proper go, so itโs been nice to actually stick with it this time
I canโt do mmos, too much of a time sink
mm yea
i just like warframe because it can be enjoyed at your own pace
Thatโs fair
Whatโs warframe?
Thatโs certainly nice
Funny story, before I really knew anything about either of them, I used to think warframe and warhammer were related to each other
Oh damn
And Iโd always get so fucking confused when people were talking about one or the other
lol
Now Iโm super into warhammer tho so thatโs no longer an issue lol
willie when EA drops
Vermintideโs pacing is very interesting coming from darktide, itโs much slower and focused around blocking and parrying
He has to watch his poor clones die ๐
Compared to darktide anyways
Free my boy he didnโt do nuffin wrong
But itโs a nice contrast
frrr, this time more brutal ways, and more players
willie is too popular to be removed
Dude the stuff youโve been doing is actually awesome
thank you sir! appreciate it!
Iโve been playing primarily shade kerillian because I like anything remotely based around mobility and positioning, because usually it means needing to actually be decent to make full use of them
But man, bounty hunter saltzpyre is calling to me like the fucking green goblin mask
Itโs both conceptually really funny to me, and also feels fantastic, to just pull out the fucking wheellock and blast whatever is infront me directly into oblivion
Also I just like witch hunters, they have a cool aesthetic
Heya !
naked willie
Hey rali! Howโs it going?
Thanks I love it
GOOD!!! Iโm getting used to horror games !!
Sorry I have been dead even in dms for a while, college has been demanding a lot of my time
I need to play darktide again
Its been a while
Oooooh! Which ones!
No i one hundred percent get it
Iโve also been pretty busy
Outlast trials!!
Oooh
Probably alien isolation if I can work up the nerve
I never got into outlast but I know people like it a lot
Iโve never played one or two
I enjoy horror games but Iโm also really picky with them
lmao
outlast is better if you're watching someone play it
Supes fair
Mainly because anything that relies on jumpscares feels like cheap slop
I dunno how much Iโd call the trials a horror game
It desensitizes you pretty well
The trials donโt do that often, thankfully!
Youโre not scaring me or building up tension, youโre just playing AAAAAAA LOUD NOISE!!!!
Fuck off
Itโs lazy lmao
Thatโs good at least
I will say, the suspense of an enemy being right on you while you hide in the corner is goated
The best horror games are the ones that dont intend to be. There is a game called the lift and the atmosphere is super spooky but there is no monsters or jumpscares but it still feels very unsettling
Subnautica
I love the atmosphere of that fuckass water level game
They claim that isnt a horror game but i refuse to believe them
See that I can appreciate
Tbf I donโt find it scari
I swoon over the open ocean
Thatโs scary, tension is at an all time high
It sux when the big boys are around
Or the Jaeger
And itโs not jumpscaring you because that direct threat is right there
The scariest part is how the enemies are fucking NAKED 
The only time its not scary iss when im chilling with a reef back
I will say though, the irony in me complaining so much about jumpscares while being the number one deadspace fan is NOT lost on me lmfao
Iโm either too desensitized or too in love with the ocean to be afraid of it
Me when the entire fucking orchestra is blaring at max volume begins necromorphs are bursting out the vents
Youโre just like the developers
I think all the environments are super cool, same with seeing the abyss clear as you near the bottom and allat
Subnautica was really cool because of that innate fear of the unknown
hello poopy head
It definitely loses an amount of spook factor on replays but when you first play it shits scary as fuck
scientits forever in the flesh
*is really cool
Yaaayyy
I hope subnautica 2 isnโt a total fucking wash
I hope they add crossbows
Even when I first played the only real scary was
Being chased
The Ecological Dead Zone
The big octopus thing they showed looks way scarier than any levis in below zero
Outlast Trials is really cool cuz you can crack a brick over a psychotic murdererโs head
that was the last WIP post
Its the big drops were you cant see the floor that is scary for me.
is that good or bad?
Below Zero was a total disappointment narratively and environmentally
does it mean they're workin on it?
And fuck the dead zone
I actually love those a lot
Especially going deeper
Lmfao literally
that means its going to be in the game?
That reminds me of something I appreciate about deadspace 2 lol. They know that by the second game, the scariness of necromorphs are gonna be pretty worn away by then. Youโre constantly exposed to them the entire first game. They realize this, so they went all in on the cinematics and set pieces
i fucking hate these fuck ass cat gifs
Deadspace 2 is my favorite one for that, and it still does have a good amount of horror
what is going to be in the game?
CROSSBOWS
Man, the stalkers from deadspace 2 will always fucking unnerve me
Those sound effects, dawg
shii, i hope they add crossbows
Beat me to it
cant wait for half sword
Look at announcements
now I am become hungry
Theyโre adding a lot of things
devourerer of sandwich
I hope they add crossbows
they are
i wish the... gun wheel thing was from flanders instead of burgundy
would make a little more sense
that's amazing lmao
what are they?
the other half? you mean to tell me ive been eating half of a pizza this whole time?
didn't know they use pronouns
cross bow
why did they make Micah less handsome
criss cross
they as in multiple people
I hope they add crossbows to the game
He deserved it.
not every character has to be handsome
I mean
it would make sense how he got into the manipulating business
that moustache can fool me
lord zachariah nyet nyet
the blonde hair makes him more recognizable among the others like bill which he might get confused among otherwise
among...
us?
He said the greatsword was the best weapon of knight tier and I found that insulting
it's not the best but it's the most fun
I hope they add...
Iโm a poleaxe lover through and through
@drowsy finch oh yeah! Rali if you don't mind me giving a horror game recommendation, you should absolutely play SOMA
they will
they will what
add hair to willie
SOMA is great
I thought they were gonna add crossbows
half sword > sword fighting > life and death > 3 words in 'life and death' > the abyss > half of a life before death > half life 3
its confirmed
it's objectively the best weapon for the knight tier
Hasnt it been mentioned he is canonically bald? I know other characters are getting hair tho
we will be getting half life 3
Objectively
i mean there are several pictures of willie with hair
i dont know canonically how far he is on the norwood scale
The ones i know galaxy said they were just for testing
I hope they add crossbows to half life 3
I guess we shall find out in early access 
theres willy, william, franklin, beaufort and the others i forgot
theres always been a crossbow in half life
fake fan
Half life 3 poopy head
Konrad
"canonically"
will Willie still be in EA?
europe is locked in
Yes
its gonna be late medieval period europe
half sword is based on a cold war social experiment where the soviet made a bunch of chemo patients fight to the death
He is going to be i believe but in what capacity hasnt been mentioned. He might not be the playable character anymore
the experience was called
ะะพะปััะพ ะฟะพะปัะผะตัะฐ ะฑััะฝะพะณะพ ะฑะพั
did you make the game?
they should add a character creator where i can make myself like in elden ring
NAH HE BETTER BE
there will be one
it was leaked too early
I will riot if he isnโt
so shame @lofty kindle
I did not. but soviet drug experiments arent an appropriate topic of conversation
it needs to have elden ring level adjustments
i need to be able to make my nose
get out
ge tout
thine kin must be of a poorer caste
Bars
the armor's shit
hedgeborn
i challenge thee in the field of honor
frankenburg, upon the doorstep of the barons throne
Why is the baron evil? Is he French?
as soon as the gates open, gooba, i challenge thee to a multiplayere duele
to thine death
his tagre says he's french so
YOU'RE A HEDGEBORN!!!!!!!!!!!
I think he's Serbian
Yet he rules over a German town
thy scoundrel shall no longer stand by thyne sword
Foreign usurper
many such cases
He gotta go
frankenburg is pretty central
so theres french people, the russians
Yeah Iโm not too familiar with nobility and such
I just kinda like armour tbh
bro's a Valois through and through
I LOVE ARMOUR
aint no russians in frankenburg hoss
me 2
one of the great noble houses from england which also designed maximillian armor was so inbred they were everywhere
@plush cedar
the fuck am I supposed to do with that information
you're russian
whered you get that from
idk
I hope they add crossbows to the game
u look like a comrade
me when i lie
Right because the English throne is sat by French people who descended from Vikingsโฆ
silence
Medieval politics are weird
or i will have quarrel with thee and thy kin
well my great grand parents were born in Smolensk
If you wrote stuff like this in a fantasy novel itโd be called outlandish
is there anyway to do a fist fight in half sword but the npc is smarter and never gives up
everyone is descended from the vikings]
they wunt english
they should add vikin willies
mfw look up slightly at a 13 degree angle, hold left and right click and swing the mouse wildly landing headshots
willie AI is becoming self aware
If the NPC is smarter than you, you have bigger concerns
great thats what i want
The NPCs arenโt intelligent, they canโt do basic math
@pearl coral we can agree that this track
he is willie after all
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the english didnt even really have a notable domestic armoring economy until henry viii
let him be the baron please it would be so funny
Which sucks because I adore English style armour
why does it suck
what does that have to do with my question
The baron is evil, Willie is based
it just means it has neat foreign cues
Because less English armour
I struggle to find examples
there's not less english armor it's just not the forefront
there's like 4 books that just compile english armor
it is your answer
look upon the north star
Noted.
yeah but then the npc is gonna give up if i land too many headshots and he falls down
congratulations
you have won the fist fight
???
now beat him senseless until he is dead
i asked how i can make the npc smarter and not give up
now how to beat a fist fight
win*
Turn NPC damage down
You phrased the question as if the NPCs were beating you
I find this depiction of armour lackluster
im just tryna make the npc not give up
when i like give him 50 headshots
and he falls down
Yeah just turn damage down
Only way
turn npc damage down
oh alr
Oh but when I say that
or install the half sword enhancer
e, ok
and obtain the powers
And uninstall your antivirus before it gets the chance to delete it
of the divine forces
๐จ
why does it get flagged
false
go on nexus mods and look up Half Sword Enhancer
Mine got quarantined
Injector
install the latest version, launch the executable with half sword installed
and boom
cuz u didnt install it off of nexus genius
It has to inject files into the game and that makes the antivirus think itโs a-
Do I need to pull up my nexus mod account
Life saver
yummers
FUCK
What can I say, I'm sigma
I bought a burger, in vegas
And what they do for you.
Is, they giveudaburger,
BURGER??
Im sorry
The edits of that tiktok are so fucking funny
OH YOU SAW THAT TOO??
DUDE EVERYBODY KEPT CALLING ME SCHIZO
Ts so niche ๐๐๐ฅ
Stay tuned burger
My tiktok fyp is cooked
Theres a burger, in vegas. Called "Stay tuned burger"
Its off the strip
it is PHENOMENAL
i think i gave it like a 6outof7
The bar itsself is not called "Stay Tuned"
My instagram fyp is beyond cooked in ways not even an instagram page should be cooked
ew
It has gotten so bad to the point where I document the type of stuff I get
Im gonna tell mcwonder to remove us from the brainrot filter white list because of this
I hope they ban tiktok solely because you said that
Man
WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION
WE DON'T NEED NO THOUGHT CONTROL
NO DARK SARCASM IN THE CLASSROOM
WE DONT NEED NO EDUCATION LET THAT MF BURN
BURN MF, BURNN
๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
My half sword always crashes when i use the launcher
You would do some shit like that
nvm fixed it
Ive been on both ends of the brainrot filter. I protested its implementation, now i protest our whitelisting 
well stop
It's funny to be whitelisted ๐ญ
Its funnier to see mods in the museum
Damn i got timed out
owch
hello?
how do you unbound keybinds on half sword enhancer
Thereโs an unbind button
ah yes
downloads a pvp extraction shooter with pve elements
trying to clown on me while saying the game is "forced pvp"
mfr what fuckin wavelength are you on
what kind of crack have you been smoking because ima need some of that
like I'm honestly trying to wrap my head around,
why are you angry, that there's PVP... in a pvp game?,
no fingie:(
Profound mental stupidity
augh
Sigh I donโt get those people
Is this arc raiders? lol
yes XD

but you can see why my brain is melting right?
it's a pvp game, with pve elements,
where is the forced pvp?
you don't have to shoot everybody you see
Yeah, maybe a pve mode would be nice but also the pve is built around the possibility of pvp. It would be feel so much less suspensful without threat of players
true
but hey, at least they give you the ability to revive enemy players, so, who knows maybe ya meet somebody nice