#general-catfish-๐Ÿฑ๐ŸŸ

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mighty badger
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you know what else is a great investment, giving away a copy of jurassic world evolution 3 to your fellows

open dew
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what the fuck

mighty badger
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jk

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what even were the chances to get the weapon bro

open dew
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0.2

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each mythical

mighty badger
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1 in a krillion sort of wheelspin

open dew
mighty badger
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shit like pet simulator is gambling and it is a fact

open dew
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i mean fuck yeag

pearl coral
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i wish i had fat stax

open dew
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pet simulator X out of any game

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๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค

pearl coral
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i need to order my arm harness from that jovial ukrainian

mighty badger
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its a whole different game

open dew
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i was one of the first people to get the oversized pets ๐Ÿ’”

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having to order a plushie was fucking insane

mighty badger
open dew
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LOL

mighty badger
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i had huge pumpkin cat and huge cat

open dew
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that's hot

pearl coral
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the arm harness was priced cheaper than i thought it'd be

mighty badger
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i will forgive myself for such a blunder

pearl coral
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but i dont know whether to ask for it fitted over my fencing jacket or over arming garments

mighty badger
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i now have a shit ton of event pets

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but no huge

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hold on i need to enter the game again i need to satisfy my gambling cravings

umbral bough
warm shoal
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Imagine if they add gambling to half sword

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Where you have to manually pull the lever

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Or manually grab and let go of cards

pearl coral
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gambling was invented in 1744

umbral bough
mighty badger
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@open dew here is my current haul

umbral bough
worldly vapor
mighty badger
pearl coral
mighty badger
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before 2025

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2026****

mighty badger
pearl coral
worldly vapor
worldly vapor
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fruck why does everyone leave whenevr I say anything do I smell that bad

pearl coral
worldly vapor
pearl coral
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or journade if you're french

warm shoal
scarlet cradle
worldly vapor
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this is such an obscure garment

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it looks ballin

pearl coral
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i wouldnt call them obscure

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they're very popular throughout italian artwork, both without and with armor

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they show up in some french texts

worldly vapor
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i however do not spend my days combing thru italian artwork and manuscripts

pearl coral
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i always try not to be that guy but i always end up being that guy one way or another cry

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that "oh, you're telling me you DONT know (x)" guy

worldly vapor
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but when you are really into it, it gets easy to take your knowledge for granted

pearl coral
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i want to buy a giornea at some point but they're pretty expensive

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hereโ€™s a middle class gent wearing a less fancy one

worldly vapor
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like u never realize you are smart until you meet a fool type shi

worldly vapor
pearl coral
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@worldly vapor so im going to buy an arm harness soon

i have an issue

i do blossfechten and i love it but i want to get into harnischfechten, i have a helmet (that i want to replace soon with something else), a breastplate, and some spaulders, all fit to overlay my blossfechten gear as an affordable entry to harness stuff

the breastplate manages to fit me a bit better outside my fencing jacket than in, but the spaulders are huge without the jacket - if i get the arm harness and it fits me outside the jacket i'll be able to wear it with a period accurate doublet and the works, but i'll also have to get maille and stuff to complete the look, while if i get the arm harness and it fits me in the jacket i'll be completely covered for entry harnischfechten but not historically accurate in anything but the metal

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Which One Deer Man

worldly vapor
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which one do you expect to be in more often

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long term

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if you could have either what would you expect to use more comfortably

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more often

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i would say pick whatever you expect to use more comfortably more often

pearl coral
worldly vapor
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oh

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i would say probably one base is what I would pick

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but idk about you

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for me ease of use and organization and maintenance are most important

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since I would want a low barrier of entry to actually using what I own

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compared to entirely separate things that must be individually accounted for

pearl coral
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but it's like having a racecar that is just a normal car that goes as fast

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it doesnt have the same machismo

open dew
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hi

pearl coral
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hi

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ts the helmet i want

worldly vapor
pearl coral
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lmao

mighty badger
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actually not exactly

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it has a big ass chin

worldly vapor
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ngl this one is funny

keen gate
worldly vapor
pearl coral
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here's another one he made that looks like its for a legoman

worldly vapor
pearl coral
pearl coral
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but maybe the guy just has a small ass head

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or asked for it to be cut lower

worldly vapor
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I bet there was some absolutely batshit insane stuff knights were buying

mighty badger
mighty badger
pearl coral
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plenty of them survived

worldly vapor
mighty badger
worldly vapor
mighty badger
mighty badger
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how do you even move your arms

worldly vapor
pearl coral
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@worldly vapor here's some giorneas being worn over the bp but under the plackart

pearl coral
worldly vapor
mighty badger
worldly vapor
pearl coral
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explain your reasoning

mighty badger
worldly vapor
# pearl coral explain your reasoning

medieval societies had better seafaring, metallurgy, better mechanization, the heavy plow, better horses, better domesticated animals, more stable government, international guilds and professional organizations, did not really have to worry about barbarians, church for copying and preserving texts and sponsoring internationally renowned educational institutions

mighty badger
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but you had more """freedom""" to choose what you would work with than in ancient rome

worldly vapor
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oh yeah also medieval times had much less slavery

mighty badger
pearl coral
worldly vapor
pearl coral
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the rest of those things just serve to assist craftsmen really

worldly vapor
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but charlemagne was cool

mighty badger
worldly vapor
mighty badger
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so you had a chance of 1 in 2 of being murdered and replaced

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meaning kings rapidly changed

worldly vapor
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they had augusti.. caesars..

pearl coral
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and they got to attend cool sporting events

spark quartz
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nerd fight!

worldly vapor
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rome was at its peak before it conquered everyone

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after they conquered everyone they went into the shitter

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i mixed up united and divided mb

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revise that first sentence

pearl coral
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but imagine how cool it would be to live in italy

pearl coral
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watch allat talk 'fore ya get cheffed right'ere

worldly vapor
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and yet

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it was not rome that birthed modernity

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it was the barbarians who conquered them

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in much shorter time too

pearl coral
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but modernity is not objectively better than the roman state WeaponsSeller

worldly vapor
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it was super poo poo buns trust me

lapis relic
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new build when

worldly vapor
lapis relic
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wasnt it on october? or will it be

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on december?

lapis relic
worldly vapor
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if you were some nerd in 1229 you couldnt do that

round current
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what is this 12 year old redditor take

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bro

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it was NOT

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very objectively the world contiously gets better

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look at ANY METRIC EVER

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can you READ? congrats you're better off than like, 99% of humans EVER

pearl coral
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iโ€™m just trying to argue devils advocate for fun cry

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dogged on hard

spark quartz
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wow

round current
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devils advocate is "ya know some good things came from unit 731"

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not

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"grass is neon red"

worldly vapor
pearl coral
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this is our new critter his name is wilbur(t)

full forum
spark quartz
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ankle biter

round current
pearl coral
worldly vapor
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@pearl coral do you remember that german guy who was very negative all the time and got banned and like to argue with people

worldly vapor
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his name was like

spark quartz
pearl coral
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he's british

worldly vapor
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Friedrich der Sieg something

pearl coral
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yes

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he is very very british

spark quartz
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he left tho

worldly vapor
spark quartz
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like willingly

round current
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dude i was playing undertale and i kept turning into a pot bellied lard hog everytime i saw those damned yellow arrows from undyne the undying

pearl coral
worldly vapor
pearl coral
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he has like chronic anxiety

spark quartz
spark quartz
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yeah that guy was somethin

spark quartz
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he was like Sam but 60% less emotionally intelligent

pearl coral
worldly vapor
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bro was NOT like sam

spark quartz
worldly vapor
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friedrich was a total pseudointellectual

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he fit the definition perfectly

worldly vapor
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super pretentious too

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omg

pearl coral
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he's into hema and stuff but he would always be like "Yeah, we practice with steel non-feder swords without any protective gear. Heh. Your hema gear looks like you're trying to diffuse a bomb."

spark quartz
round current
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this guy she throws ddr arrows at you and you have to block them

worldly vapor
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i have never seen a single man in my entire life more pretentious than friedrich I swear it

round current
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easy enough until she throws the fuckass yellow arrows and it turns you into a drooling idiot

worldly vapor
pearl coral
spark quartz
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They shall not be named tho

round current
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(they come from the wrong way and flip around to the side they're pointing at)

spark quartz
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But i know one

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In this very server

worldly vapor
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wasnt he talking about the flat top crusader helm

pearl coral
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that was one of the few times i actually got pretty pissed here

worldly vapor
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hes just like that

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๐Ÿ˜ญ

pearl coral
spark quartz
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who else have we had that was super wack

pearl coral
worldly vapor
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why did he get kicked out

spark quartz
worldly vapor
spark quartz
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bro looks sad

worldly vapor
pearl coral
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new armstreet dr-๐Ÿคข

new armstreet dro-๐Ÿคฎ

spark quartz
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I love that style

worldly vapor
spark quartz
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I was really hoping the Chinese sword guy in for honor was gonna get that armor

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Not tiandi

worldly vapor
pearl coral
spark quartz
worldly vapor
pearl coral
worldly vapor
worldly vapor
pearl coral
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it's largely considered to be ILLICIT and DUBIOUS and EVIL (fake)

worldly vapor
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sam have you ever noticed that people from the 1800s can not be trusted

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they seem to lie about everything

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it is such a weird thing

pearl coral
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i think im still going to order that helmet despite that one he made looking jacked up

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every other helmet he makes looks great i think the dude he made that one for just had a wack ass head

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and any man who produces these can be trusted

spark quartz
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I cannot get over how stupid that looks

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I'm sorry ๐Ÿ˜ญ

worldly vapor
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@pearl coral have you ever seen this type of chinese scale armor pattern

pearl coral
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reticulated ?

worldly vapor
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it locks together like 3 parts

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yes

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its so cool

pearl coral
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that's neat

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i dont look at asian things

worldly vapor
pearl coral
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wikipedia try to go one week without begging me for money challenge

worldly vapor
pearl coral
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oh that's real nice

worldly vapor
severe fulcrum
pearl coral
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looking at a wikipedia article on something you're knowledgeable about could be a form of torture

nimble gyro
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helloings peoples i am soot

worldly vapor
nimble gyro
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๐Ÿ‘‹

pearl coral
open dew
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Wikipedia random page roll

pearl coral
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half sword hype moments and aura compilation

open dew
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yurp

open dew
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Sam I can't anymore

open dew
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why'd i go agaisn't every meta card

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in one fame

pearl coral
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that was my last game too lmao

open dew
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omfg

pearl coral
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boss bandit evo megaknight mini pekka

open dew
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LOL

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i literally got that ๐Ÿ˜ญ

spark quartz
nimble gyro
arctic abyss
pearl coral
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hello mr polearm

worldly vapor
pearl coral
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peak

arctic abyss
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Zamn

pearl coral
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that's a giornea !

arctic abyss
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I wonder what amount of capes in art are actually just giorneas

pearl coral
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potentially a lot of them

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hardly any of them show a definite clasping mechanism on the front

glad hearth
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damn,

worldly vapor
worldly vapor
round current
pearl coral
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just beef jerky stickless kebab

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mystery meat

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@last whale

cold wraith
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I wonder when I eventually get to level 2 will my previous embed fails start working?

indigo hare
pearl coral
indigo hare
pearl coral
frozen mason
spark quartz
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I literally love you platonically

spark quartz
echo arrow
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How would a dog wear pants

frozen mason
pearl coral
faint dragon
round current
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its actually incredible how the arby's steak nuggets might be the worst thing you can put in your body

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only 17g of protein, along with like 650mg of sodium and 27g of fat

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they're obscene

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gator ankles and possum teeth in that shi

steel iron
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personnally i think their bucket of sardine heads is delicious

honest needle
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i have just ate 13 eggs

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i like to eat eggs

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i think ima eat 7 more

spark quartz
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DONESKA

spark quartz
spark quartz
last whale
lime harness
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been playing coh2 again,

turns out just doing it like real life works wonders
throwing as many fucking conscripts as humanly possible at the germans until either they die or I have to wait to get more conscripts

mossy fern
faint dragon
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He def has an appetite

night terrace
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i wonder why european peasants just didn't use thier own poops for fertilizers like Chinese peasants

spark quartz
night terrace
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in medieval era

open dew
spark quartz
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not in a good way

open dew
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go wash the dishes

open dew
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throw out the tradh

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did you know I'm a mother of 3

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so yeah I get told that often

frosty stratus
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Rate my gentle and loving prompt to an ai :3

lime bane
lime bane
echo arrow
lime harness
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unless there's a hidden anti air blocking the way

the IL-2 strafing support makes, kinda no sense

"oh yeah you can call in an IL-2 to assist in combat"

oh cool, where?

"oh in territory you already own, instead of the combat.. where it's needed"

leaden crescent
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there is no way i could win in barons level with the crashed xd

leaden crescent
craggy trail
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Turn off blood, only way to stop the crashes

leaden crescent
craggy trail
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Np

foggy ravine
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I may never beat Half Swordโ€™s gauntlet with balanced damage settings โ€”โ€” and thatโ€™s okay. ๐Ÿ‘

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Atleast I tried willipy

faint dragon
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But you will eventually win

foggy ravine
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WE RIDE AT DAWN!

faint dragon
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Yes

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Do it!

umbral bough
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the nature of manual combat without any special moves/bailouts is that winning feels much better

lavish blade
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half swrd enhancer

echo arrow
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Salmonella is a fucking hoax

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Back in my day I ate raw cookie dough and I was FINE

waxen heart
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Hi guys how is everyone

waxen heart
lavish blade
waxen heart
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The hacking of my account lead to my account being blocked for delation that i lied about my "age"

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Hate me lyfe

shell lichen
wintry ingot
faint dragon
shell lichen
faint dragon
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Lucky one

shell lichen
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i mean he is only a storm trooper but hes very good

faint dragon
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Yes

shell lichen
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he got shot in the scene tho

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but he would have killed a jedi otherwise

faint dragon
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Right man in the wrong place

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Basically

shell lichen
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nah just plot armour being a dickhead

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lol

faint dragon
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The power of plot armor!

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Godlike peasants for the lore!

shell lichen
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he does not need it

faint dragon
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I aint referin to willie, jus referin to an example of a movie plot

honest oak
visual valley
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hi

full forum
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Raggamuffinโ€™

strong jetty
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half sword evil or no

faint dragon
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No

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It is chaotic good

fluid jacinth
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Less armor the bettor the sliceor the axeor the punchor the cuckor

kindred bay
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jonk

unreal bay
forest falcon
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guys it's so over

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FORTNITE x THE SIMPSONS CONFIRMED COSMETICS SO FAR ๐Ÿ”ฅ

BATTLE PASS:
- Homer Simpson
- Marge Simpson
- Ned Flanders
- Fishstick Remix
- Peely Remix

ITEM SHOP:
- Bart Simpson Mech
- Lisa Simpson Mech
- Scratchy
- Moe Szyslak
- Krusty the Clown
- Homer's Car

lime harness
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Comrades

Do I have a bowl of noodles for brekkie

Or a real Soviet soldiers meal

A slice of bread and a slice of cheese

Maybe butter

lime harness
fluid jacinth
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nut

faint dragon
craggy trail
frosty stratus
craggy trail
frosty stratus
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you forgot the "ill gut you like the pig you are"

craggy trail
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Ah, worked for me

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THAT

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is better

frosty stratus
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yea

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im a master at threatening ai

craggy trail
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you could also threaten them with crayola safety scissors?

frosty stratus
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im definetly not going to get my vocal chords slowly cut out of my own body whilst getting kept concious by robots in 2042 ๐Ÿ˜„

craggy trail
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I'm safe

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I can't threaten the AI even if I want to

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it's mean to do that :(

open dew
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ttt

vale plinth
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if only

sick folio
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it is true

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god said so

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its in the blible

ripe flare
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This year has some banger games

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Including if this comes out in EA this year

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Waiting for slay the spire 2 too

vale plinth
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i wonder if were getting templar armor

craggy trail
vale plinth
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why

forest falcon
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social media makes me feel like blowing my head off

indigo hare
vale plinth
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when is half swords setting

forest falcon
craggy trail
# vale plinth why

Okay, so the game takes place in ~1470... the most stereotypical depiction of templars is from ~1250s. It's the equivalent of a revolutionary war soldier being seen modern day

vale plinth
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wouldnt say thats fair since technology didnt improve that much in those 200 years

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but i didnt know historical accuracy was so important

craggy trail
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That's just perspective

vale plinth
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i would say the jump between muskets an AR 15s is larger

craggy trail
vale plinth
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i see

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sad that we wont be getting earlier knight armor

open dew
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i love tarkov

craggy trail
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Cannot remember the name of it, and even if I did I wouldn't say it here

forest falcon
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these flies are going to make me crash out. How are they so damn big and alive when it's almost fucking winter

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graaah

vale plinth
open dew
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my pmc

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@swift carbon

trim copper
slate marsh
vale plinth
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it looks cool

craggy trail
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BUT YEAH

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later on, completely sucks

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I have poor reading comprehension

pearl coral
shrewd carbon
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me when im hacked

plain scroll
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why would kid named finger get hacked CatSmonk

shrewd carbon
indigo hare
plain scroll
indigo hare
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Im the definition of chopped liver

pearl coral
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check out our new ts dog

shrewd carbon
pearl coral
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his name is wilburt

shrewd carbon
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very fitting name i like it

pearl coral
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@open dew

drowsy finch
plain scroll
drowsy finch
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Weโ€™re covering the topic from last class

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Iโ€™m gonna grind outlast trials l8r

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I wanna try out the other rigs

forest falcon
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habub

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i finally shaved

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why do I look so homeless with a beard bruh

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it gives me like +30 years

drowsy finch
plain scroll
forest falcon
subtle sinew
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#faq dont mind me i just dont see the chanell

drowsy finch
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Just taking notes

drowsy finch
bitter ember
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hello everyone ๐Ÿ˜„

ripe flare
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Update already happened bro

craggy trail
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Parking fine? Thanks, I practice a lot

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Running water? No, it doesnโ€™t have legs

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Mango? Go where?

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Selfish? How much?

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Road works? Yeah, I sure hope it does

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Bird flu? They tend to do that

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Eating disorder? Yeah, thatโ€™s why we made it

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Lion? On what? Iโ€™m exhausted

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Pasta sauce? Get it yourself

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You want money? Sorry, but I need both of them

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Roman? Iโ€™m trying but the current is too strong

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Picnic? No, I donโ€™t like him

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Tenant? Kill them before they bring the whole colony

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Your days are numbered? Uhโ€ฆ yeah idiot, itโ€™s called a calendar

forest falcon
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lmao

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good one sov\

astral ether
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Iโ€™ve been starting to get back into vermintide 2 lately lol

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Never gave it a proper go, so itโ€™s been nice to actually stick with it this time

forest falcon
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I am getting back into warframe

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atm

astral ether
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I canโ€™t do mmos, too much of a time sink

craggy trail
forest falcon
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i just like warframe because it can be enjoyed at your own pace

astral ether
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Thatโ€™s fair

craggy trail
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Whatโ€™s warframe?

forest falcon
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and you can take huge breaks without losing progress

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cool space ninja game

astral ether
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Thatโ€™s certainly nice

forest falcon
astral ether
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Funny story, before I really knew anything about either of them, I used to think warframe and warhammer were related to each other

craggy trail
astral ether
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And Iโ€™d always get so fucking confused when people were talking about one or the other

astral ether
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Now Iโ€™m super into warhammer tho so thatโ€™s no longer an issue lol

unreal bay
astral ether
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Vermintideโ€™s pacing is very interesting coming from darktide, itโ€™s much slower and focused around blocking and parrying

craggy trail
astral ether
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Compared to darktide anyways

craggy trail
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Free my boy he didnโ€™t do nuffin wrong

astral ether
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But itโ€™s a nice contrast

unreal bay
forest falcon
unreal bay
craggy trail
unreal bay
astral ether
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Iโ€™ve been playing primarily shade kerillian because I like anything remotely based around mobility and positioning, because usually it means needing to actually be decent to make full use of them

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But man, bounty hunter saltzpyre is calling to me like the fucking green goblin mask

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Itโ€™s both conceptually really funny to me, and also feels fantastic, to just pull out the fucking wheellock and blast whatever is infront me directly into oblivion

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Also I just like witch hunters, they have a cool aesthetic

fluid jacinth
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naked willie

astral ether
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Hey rali! Howโ€™s it going?

indigo hare
drowsy finch
indigo hare
astral ether
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Sorry I have been dead even in dms for a while, college has been demanding a lot of my time

drowsy finch
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I need to play darktide again

toxic thistle
drowsy finch
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Its been a while

astral ether
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Oooooh! Which ones!

drowsy finch
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Iโ€™ve also been pretty busy

drowsy finch
astral ether
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Oooh

drowsy finch
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Probably alien isolation if I can work up the nerve

astral ether
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I never got into outlast but I know people like it a lot

drowsy finch
astral ether
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I enjoy horror games but Iโ€™m also really picky with them

pearl coral
fluid jacinth
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outlast is better if you're watching someone play it

astral ether
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Mainly because anything that relies on jumpscares feels like cheap slop

drowsy finch
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I dunno how much Iโ€™d call the trials a horror game

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It desensitizes you pretty well

drowsy finch
astral ether
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Youโ€™re not scaring me or building up tension, youโ€™re just playing AAAAAAA LOUD NOISE!!!!

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Fuck off

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Itโ€™s lazy lmao

astral ether
drowsy finch
plain scroll
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The best horror games are the ones that dont intend to be. There is a game called the lift and the atmosphere is super spooky but there is no monsters or jumpscares but it still feels very unsettling

drowsy finch
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I love the atmosphere of that fuckass water level game

plain scroll
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They claim that isnt a horror game but i refuse to believe them

drowsy finch
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I swoon over the open ocean

astral ether
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Thatโ€™s scary, tension is at an all time high

drowsy finch
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Or the Jaeger

astral ether
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And itโ€™s not jumpscaring you because that direct threat is right there

drowsy finch
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The scariest part is how the enemies are fucking NAKED panic

plain scroll
astral ether
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I will say though, the irony in me complaining so much about jumpscares while being the number one deadspace fan is NOT lost on me lmfao

drowsy finch
astral ether
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Me when the entire fucking orchestra is blaring at max volume begins necromorphs are bursting out the vents

craggy trail
drowsy finch
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I think all the environments are super cool, same with seeing the abyss clear as you near the bottom and allat

astral ether
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Subnautica was really cool because of that innate fear of the unknown

plush cedar
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hello poopy head

plain scroll
plush cedar
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scientits forever in the flesh

drowsy finch
drowsy finch
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I hope subnautica 2 isnโ€™t a total fucking wash

plush cedar
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I hope they add crossbows

drowsy finch
plain scroll
drowsy finch
pearl coral
plain scroll
plush cedar
drowsy finch
plush cedar
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does it mean they're workin on it?

plain scroll
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And fuck the dead zone

drowsy finch
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Especially going deeper

pearl coral
astral ether
unborn kayak
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i fucking hate these fuck ass cat gifs

astral ether
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Deadspace 2 is my favorite one for that, and it still does have a good amount of horror

plush cedar
pearl coral
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CROSSBOWS

astral ether
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Man, the stalkers from deadspace 2 will always fucking unnerve me

astral ether
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Those sound effects, dawg

plush cedar
pearl coral
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you're pulling me leg

craggy trail
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Beat me to it

plush cedar
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das crazy

tired tulip
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cant wait for half sword

craggy trail
plush cedar
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now I am become hungry

craggy trail
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Theyโ€™re adding a lot of things

plush cedar
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devourerer of sandwich

plush cedar
tired tulip
pearl coral
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i wish the... gun wheel thing was from flanders instead of burgundy

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would make a little more sense

plush cedar
tired tulip
plush cedar
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didn't know they use pronouns

tired tulip
wanton portal
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why did they make Micah less handsome

plush cedar
tired tulip
plush cedar
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I hope they add crossbows to the game

craggy trail
pearl coral
wanton portal
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that moustache can fool me

tired tulip
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lord zachariah nyet nyet

pearl coral
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the blonde hair makes him more recognizable among the others like bill which he might get confused among otherwise

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among...

wanton portal
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us?

pearl coral
craggy trail
pearl coral
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it's not the best but it's the most fun

plush cedar
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I hope they add...

craggy trail
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Iโ€™m a poleaxe lover through and through

plush cedar
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hair

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to willie

astral ether
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@drowsy finch oh yeah! Rali if you don't mind me giving a horror game recommendation, you should absolutely play SOMA

pearl coral
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they will

plush cedar
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they will what

pearl coral
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add hair to willie

astral ether
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SOMA is great

plush cedar
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I thought they were gonna add crossbows

tired tulip
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half sword > sword fighting > life and death > 3 words in 'life and death' > the abyss > half of a life before death > half life 3

its confirmed

pearl coral
plain scroll
tired tulip
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we will be getting half life 3

craggy trail
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Objectively

pearl coral
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i dont know canonically how far he is on the norwood scale

plain scroll
plush cedar
plain scroll
tired tulip
tired tulip
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fake fan

plush cedar
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Half life 3 poopy head

wanton portal
tired tulip
craggy trail
tired tulip
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its gonna be late medieval period europe

plush cedar
plain scroll
tired tulip
craggy trail
plush cedar
pearl coral
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they should add a character creator where i can make myself like in elden ring

tired tulip
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it was leaked too early

craggy trail
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I will riot if he isnโ€™t

tired tulip
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so shame @lofty kindle

plain scroll
pearl coral
pearl coral
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i need to be able to make my nose

plush cedar
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ge tout

tired tulip
craggy trail
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Bars

pearl coral
tired tulip
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i challenge thee in the field of honor

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frankenburg, upon the doorstep of the barons throne

plush cedar
craggy trail
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Why is the baron evil? Is he French?

tired tulip
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as soon as the gates open, gooba, i challenge thee to a multiplayere duele

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to thine death

tired tulip
pearl coral
plush cedar
craggy trail
tired tulip
craggy trail
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Foreign usurper

pearl coral
craggy trail
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He gotta go

tired tulip
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so theres french people, the russians

plush cedar
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Serbubus

craggy trail
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I just kinda like armour tbh

pearl coral
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bro's a Valois through and through

craggy trail
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I LOVE ARMOUR

pearl coral
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me 2

tired tulip
tired tulip
plush cedar
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the fuck am I supposed to do with that information

tired tulip
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you're russian

plush cedar
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whered you get that from

tired tulip
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idk

plush cedar
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I hope they add crossbows to the game

tired tulip
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u look like a comrade

craggy trail
tired tulip
craggy trail
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Medieval politics are weird

tired tulip
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or i will have quarrel with thee and thy kin

plush cedar
craggy trail
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If you wrote stuff like this in a fantasy novel itโ€™d be called outlandish

real python
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is there anyway to do a fist fight in half sword but the npc is smarter and never gives up

tired tulip
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everyone is descended from the vikings]

pearl coral
plush cedar
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they should add vikin willies

tired tulip
plush cedar
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willie AI is becoming self aware

craggy trail
real python
craggy trail
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The NPCs arenโ€™t intelligent, they canโ€™t do basic math

tired tulip
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@pearl coral we can agree that this track

plush cedar
tired tulip
pearl coral
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the english didnt even really have a notable domestic armoring economy until henry viii

wanton portal
craggy trail
pearl coral
real python
craggy trail
pearl coral
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it just means it has neat foreign cues

craggy trail
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I struggle to find examples

pearl coral
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there's not less english armor it's just not the forefront

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there's like 4 books that just compile english armor

tired tulip
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look upon the north star

real python
tired tulip
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you have won the fist fight

real python
tired tulip
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now beat him senseless until he is dead

real python
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i asked how i can make the npc smarter and not give up

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now how to beat a fist fight

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win*

craggy trail
craggy trail
craggy trail
real python
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im just tryna make the npc not give up

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when i like give him 50 headshots

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and he falls down

craggy trail
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Only way

tired tulip
real python
#

oh alr

craggy trail
tired tulip
#

or install the half sword enhancer

real python
tired tulip
#

and obtain the powers

craggy trail
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And uninstall your antivirus before it gets the chance to delete it

tired tulip
#

of the divine forces

real python
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why does it get flagged

tired tulip
craggy trail
craggy trail
tired tulip
#

install the latest version, launch the executable with half sword installed

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and boom

tired tulip
craggy trail
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It has to inject files into the game and that makes the antivirus think itโ€™s a-

pearl coral
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also this bonus one

craggy trail
tired tulip
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holy eye cand

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candy

craggy trail
tired tulip
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look at those articulated joints

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yummy

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apparently y*mmers is brainrot

spark quartz
tired tulip
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FUCK

tired tulip
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pot of greed

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damn you

spark quartz
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What can I say, I'm sigma

marble ivy
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I bought a burger, in vegas

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And what they do for you.

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Is, they giveudaburger,

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BURGER??

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Im sorry

spark quartz
marble ivy
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Did he just say his last name is, BURGER??

marble ivy
#

DUDE EVERYBODY KEPT CALLING ME SCHIZO

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Ts so niche ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฅ€

spark quartz
#

Stay tuned burger

spark quartz
marble ivy
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Its off the strip

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it is PHENOMENAL

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i think i gave it like a 6outof7

spark quartz
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a what

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out of 7

marble ivy
#

The bar itsself is not called "Stay Tuned"

craggy trail
marble ivy
#

I BOUGHT A BURGER, IN VEGAS

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AND WHAT THEY DO FOR YOU IS.

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THEY GIVEUDABURGER,

craggy trail
#

It has gotten so bad to the point where I document the type of stuff I get

plain scroll
craggy trail
marble ivy
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Man

plush cedar
#

WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION

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WE DON'T NEED NO THOUGHT CONTROL

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NO DARK SARCASM IN THE CLASSROOM

marble ivy
#

BURN MF, BURNN

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๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

marble ivy
#

MY NAME IS JIMMY POP AND IM JUST A DUMB WHITE GUY

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yall dont know that song?

real python
spark quartz
pearl coral
marble ivy
#

it was made by the same people that made "Why would

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I wanna stay friends.

real python
spark quartz
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"Mantic, ruiner of fun"

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Kidding btw

plain scroll
spark quartz
#

It's funny to be whitelisted ๐Ÿ˜ญ

plain scroll
marble ivy
#

Damn i got timed out

real python
#

how do you unbound keybinds

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on

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half swrod enhancer

pearl coral
real python
craggy trail
#

Signa

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I win

real python
#

how do you unbound keybinds on half sword enhancer

craggy trail
lime harness
#

ah yes

downloads a pvp extraction shooter with pve elements

trying to clown on me while saying the game is "forced pvp"

mfr what fuckin wavelength are you on

what kind of crack have you been smoking because ima need some of that

#

like I'm honestly trying to wrap my head around,

why are you angry, that there's PVP... in a pvp game?,

plush cedar
lime harness
#

augh

rustic trout
lime harness
plain scroll
lime harness
#

but you can see why my brain is melting right?

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it's a pvp game, with pve elements,

where is the forced pvp?

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you don't have to shoot everybody you see

plain scroll
#

Yeah, maybe a pve mode would be nice but also the pve is built around the possibility of pvp. It would be feel so much less suspensful without threat of players

lime harness
#

true

but hey, at least they give you the ability to revive enemy players, so, who knows maybe ya meet somebody nice