#general-catfish-🐱🐟
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ps3 dir my cuson
cozin
cousib
cousib
cousin
ok
thx
hello
@pearl wolf
gn
Visor lifting!?!?
am i tweaking or is it normal for it to be so easy to cleave the npcs in half
Your gore slider might be maxed. Lower it if you want to make it harder
Ohhh alr ty
i am really curious about the full release, does anyone think the blood will be better?
They’re gonna overhaul the gore system for EA
Yep
completely new gore system
organs n stuff
is everything going to be reworked?
woah
are there going to be nose bleeds you think?
nose bleeds would be the least of your concerns with the ability to remove brains
it's wild bro
do you know if anything on galaxys youtube was scrapped like the overgrowth blood
no idea
holy, all im thinking is everything gonna be procedural?
if you mean RT blood i'm pretty sure that's still a green light
yes
that will be so epic
don't fully take my word but just know that gore will be wild
i think the gore will be better than dead island 2's gore
i'm splitting heads with an axe
you've got early access to the game?
Why are they so jacked???
new buff willie
how demanding is the gore system gonna be is my question
i can see the low framerate counter in my top right corner
its what i expected tho
the meat walls are more scary to me
I think it'll be very demanding unless they optimized it a lot and or you can reduce it in settings
even if it was really demanding i would still crank it up
wdym
it's how the game will turn out to be i fear
you may turn it off or down upon release but i don't guarantee you won't be seeing it in here
hi
do you have early access to the game?
no
no
Oh I ain’t turning gore off
That’s lame
ok
I think people sharing images of real people dying is kinda lame tbh
so confused by you sov
same
You outta be
of course its lame, and weird
hi freins
I swear I’ve used 3 distinct typing patterns since I’ve been here
Whatever. Regardless, I change on a dime
Howdy
how did you do the helmet thing
Thats halfsword not irl 
Don’t think you can
Yeah, so I don’t have a problem with it
awh
I’m really bad at communicating my thoughts, that’s on me
lol just was very random
ghost of reserve shown
@swift carbon
I tend to do that, sorry
what do you guys think of my paviz
Needs a spike
What game resolution is the best?
2
6
2
1440p
I saw it’s great
yall ive been playing half sword for 20 hours straight 😭
Damn
im cooked bro
Kill 8 billion people
hello
What are you even doing
😨
killing
you would be suprised
its so dumb
Does this game have animations or is it all simulated?
hyia
all simulated
I think a mix between the two would be great and make the enemies harder and more fun to fight
the closest thing to animations would be the alt thrust stance
everything else is manual
you make your own moveset
I meant for enemies
Since enemies pretty much just swing to swing
they have specific swings and moves they do but that's about it
They need to make them know defense and be faster
💔 all bad swings

ik i love it
Bunch of thieves nowadays, nobody is original anymore
well sometimes stealing something from another thing might make you make a completely different thing y'know...
rock of ages?
based
I remember playing the first game's demo on ye old ps3
is there a due date for when the update will be released???
within 2 months
oh thanks
it'll be early access bth, no more updates for the demo
chat, hear me out, Open world half sword. Basically kcd but half sword
basically
twix
huh
DOOMED!!! IM DOOMED!!!
ok
i shorted gamestop for freeee money right cuz im a hater and it went UP
im down 1128!!!!!!
The legend of “Guh” the WallstreetBets Legend with his apple puts #shorts
Not financial advice for entertainment purposes only please seek a licensed professional
do i panic sell or do i hold
guys i think who ever is making the gore they've gotta have watched a lotta liveleak videos to get that )i havent watched liveleak so i dont know if its ***THAT ***accurate, nor am i saying you should)
it just looks like fallout 4 meatbag mesh inside people
yh
their skulls are hollow
more graphics and shiii
aint saying "oh my days!!! put more gore!!!" nah idc rather it not look like i've actually killed a man
what are some good roguelikes?
noita is pretty fun
is tboi a roguelike
ye
no more updates
paid early access will come out in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year) unless it gets delayed. No official date known
was just about to come say this. Noita is amazing
i hate the bone discord notification sound
do we know the price range
The early access will most likely be 10-30 $USD according to a survey.
It might be more or less, since the price is yet to be released to the public
donntttt say that
Hey guys im stuck on the demo but see people playing multiplayer how is this possible. Like people also get new weapons aswell
i thought that my speakers were broken the first time it played
no multiplayer
no new weapons
REAL my friend joined call with me last night and i thought my headset tweaked
how about multiplayer mods Danya?
they got taken down
There will be local split screen whenever early access gets released
go here
look around
Maybe after local drops someone will make a functional 3rd party online multiplayer
talks about multiplayer
it'll get taken down
would probably be finicky as all hell but if Noita can manage it
hi clue
wsg
Hm. that's unfortunate but understandable
is it a skill issue or is it just hard to beat the abyss with the long candle stick because i have been trying for like a week straight and i just cant beat the abyss with only the long candle stick
like i have been close to beating the abyss with the long candle stick but not exactly beating it
Steam Remote play it is then...
what is this
thingamajig
gore
What a coincidence! We hate people like you 😡
You aren’t seeing anyone playing multiplayer. They could be using ‘new’ weapons though. You can find a lot of new weapon packs on Nexus. Download OVRDTH Selector if you find any you like, and install them in there.
explode
6x7
haha so funny
bruh i was so close but i got ganged up one by 5 people
cease🥺
i was trying to beat the game with only the big candle stick btw
:israel:
thats why you see the candle stick on top of some guy
you annoying bruv
6, 7
burn 😝
6, 7777
!warn forbidden number mentioned
what the fuck 😭
hmmmmm i didn’t know there were pink mods
interesting 🧐
pink 7
bonkers if you will
nah u crazy twin
i’m trying so hard rn but it just doesn’t
Was it laggy
Time to half some sword
peak as fuck photo
yo when does this thing supposed to be released?
anyone know how many devs r working on it too?
expect it in 2025
it is currently 2025
We use ? And / commands, none of those lame !
yes
Trying to use blunt weapons with lag is hell...
yeah
and head hits somehow just didnt hit like i could hit the head and it wouldnt hit the head
hello frind
hello chat
i not chat
i soot
ok?
so do not make same mistake again
@proven sphinx capiche?
ok
thx
bro 🥀🥀
?
Welcome to halfcord!
Bro is not the mafia
SHIZTON
Hi hello
Yeah you get embed perms at level 2
ahhhh i see
Its a safeguard to prevent bad folks from posting bad things
You'll get to level 2 by chatting
very reasonable tbf
unreal hype for the kcd2 dlc soon
this is what happens when the aluminum variable
hello friens
give game pls
@dev
pls
my cousin soon leave eart
he wishs dor me to play hakf sword
ok
@dev
pls
can this week please end
Im going to personally request they release the game but block you from buying it
i send Hungarian hitmen after you
good luck, friend…
I’ll just offer them some food if theyre so hungry
who else up halfing it rn
Ez win
they feast off your flesh
😡
You make big mistakes
You make mistakes by disrespecting me
Only happy accidents never mistakes
Im sorry you don’t feed your hitmen
wth
love it lol

we share laugh but in the end your head will be delivered to my doorstep..
Apologize
Ok?
I block him
insane
This looks so cool
Why doesn’t my half sword look this good
epic after work car crash
Has anyone suggested capes as an offhand for halfsword?
Like you could grab your cape in combat and use it for some cool stuff
Like blinding your opponent
Deflecting some cuts and thrusts with the cape
capes in fencing weren’t really an innovation until the fifteenth century
Isnt the game 15th century
sorry i meant sixteenth
i got them confused
Well but didnt capes exist before that?
Wouldnt it be still possible even if it wasnt popular in that century?
huge ones
the kinds of capes that were convenient were in the sixteenth century and so was the practice of using it in a fight
the closest manuscript that comes to mind is from like 1570
I thought it could be done with half capes too @pearl coral
Which were pretty popular in 15th century afaik and I saw the sellsword guys do it with half capes
🤔
half capes are the main thing
and no i don’t think those were really a thing in the 15th century
the bottom line is the game should not be seeking to emulate styles of fencing that aren’t within the timeframe
Oh you're right those are from 16th century
I thought they were older ngl
I mean it's just a half cape
It's like sword side rings they were always possible yet invented later

okay but they weren’t invented until later so they shouldn’t be in the game
Ik I didnt say they should be added
I laughed at this
tgif
in here its always friday
define aura
i think within 2 months
i saw that
nuh uh
cant hide shi u cant delete
whats with the low quality
YOOO THAT JUST MADE ME DOWNLOAD SOME SHIT,
thank god it was only a meme
nah mods will do it eventually

but since ur being an ass <@&1080390104562016306>
hello there
what typa beef is going on in general
One sec
het clueless
Let me check
can u do sum about this video
halfsword chat died
tf
yah
snitches get bitches
lfmoa
can personally confirm
lmao
lmfao*

maybe somehwere else but not here
why would you ever need to mention them
unfortunatly no
Youre gonna get banned because you’re saying out of pocket stuff and being an edgy weirdo
W speed
omg the fake nitro sticker works
using jew in a derogatory manner is just one thing
thanks for letting us know
we'll be sure to give them a good greeting
Okay, Thats definitely settled then. Youre gonna be removed, and since this is how you act
Your other accounts won’t matter
You’ll either out yourself being an idiot or just stay quiet
Either way works
@copper cipher womp womp buddy Sad Sponge
damnn!

it's so sad that steve jobs died of ligma
bro
who's steve jobs?
who the hell is steve jobs?
Imagine dragging deez nuts!
aint no way
embed fail
you know what that means
A 1 week timeout
nooo
FISH
u should do the same thing to him from what yall did to me (for the silly ofcourse)
spamming go get his other accounts too
noooo
tf
Bud
for that unnecessary ping alone you will be put down

insane ball knowledge, i have like 1 other acc, its liked to northing
Stop dickbag
yoo thats wild
ok ill stop gng
Hold on im typing out your ban message
😨
240p❤️🩹
WHY DOES THE FAKE NITRO "gwah" WORK
interesting admission to third party client usage
You ain't passing the speech check bruh 🥀
🙁
Now you get to be in the hot seat
guys i got virus and uhhhhh i
idk what to do
cause fake nitro stuff thing
i fell for
make a #modmail please
At least he honest tho
my pcccccccccccccccccc
Remove third party app, make modmail send proof of clean account
That’s how it’s handled for everyone
stone
atone or be stoned
wait ur not allowed to use vencord?
another admission of guilt
Uh
jeeez louise!
Im assuming this means you use Vencord
nah but why is vencord not allowed?
It’s against discord TOS meaning it’s against server rules
team gold out on demon time rn
its in terms of service, mods are usually forced to do the terms of service
tho people dont usually care
Everyone outing themselves 🥀
i dont use vencord but ive heard alot about it
hi pom
Literally the only way we ever find out is when people just say it. We have no way of knowing beyond that so
It’s kinda your own faults
dawg i can show you proof i dont use vencord
Yeah make a #modmail I’ll explain what there
It's 5AM and I woke up because I forgot to put my phone on silent and a specific someone pinged everyone multiple times
yeah I'm doing well thanks for asking
Slide me 7 dollars yo✌️
pretty much
job
Please censor J*b
a lot of things we don't go out of our way to prosecute but if it comes across the table then we have to deal with it
keep your noses clean gentlemen
LESS GET SUM TO EEEEEEEEAT🤪
BARBEQUE CHICKEN ALERT!!!!
I'm happy I'm not usually online at this time
Dempsey roll ahh
i have a feeling they are stealing my pc info
I didn’t say anything about your basement…
ge tout
im better than u cause u only use gifs and i dont
my vids are longer too
U STEALIN MY SHIT TOO
i know
ge tout
guys i repented
my official name from now on
shhhhhhh….
someone got a little spanking for having vencord
i did not wanna get banned buh
istg
you stupid
yeah i know but u got a spanking for it
no i didnt
u did
😨
ZAMN
chat dead
we feeling the bullshitinator guys
rule of cool OWNS historical accurate practical weapon with FACTS and LOGIC
i just started throwing quillons on that bitch
willie
Willie is a malevolent being who wants to watch the world burn
maybe
we'll check back in when the clock strikes 12 est
within 25 hours *
Clock strikes 12 midnight arrives…
did Albert Einstein say this
maybehhh

you could say it, you don't have to obey the rules.
Just like I don't have to obey those pesky signs that say I can't go 100 miles per hour in a school zone
no it liked physically blocked my message
willie ain't got no rooster man
wouldnt let me send it
willie has no willy
not my problem
also <@&1080390104562016306>
this guy didn use modmail
he must be made into a memory get on it guys
Fatality him
What goes through your mind to think this was ok to post
mods, fetch me their souls
spoopy do a mortal kombat fatality on Brew
it's funny
live execution of brew coming NOW
"I wanna be edgy and lack parental love and attention"
public execution 
TRUTH NUKE
that's what the gif was making fun of
the humble khaby lame mechanism:
Tf is going on gang
Which instant noodles is rated highest
public executions
shrimp flavor
its all the mechanism
Wait why isnt heart over death on the hs7
praise be to the mechanism
Stinky organic one
Tum yum?
people in warhammer would die for the khaby mech
Shrimp
Shrimp 🦐
the imperium yearns for the ancient khaby lame mechanism
Khaby lame dreadnought
the khaby lame mechanism is the fifth chaos god
no clue what this is but i agree
i don’t really know much about warhammer
The lion doesn’t concern himself with warhammer lore…
The lion concerns himself with balatro
the lion doesnt concern himself with the khaby lame mechanism
the lion also doesnt concern himself with repeating jokes until they're not funny anymore
I HATE AUTOMOD I HATE AUTOMOD I HATE AUTOMOD I HATE AUTOMOD I HATE
automod is big brother and halfcord is oceania
Does anyone know where to get fechtbucher demo
basically you go to system 32 and DELETE everything
(don’t actually)
the humble khaby lame mechanism
Ok but seriously where is it
i dunnoooo
I want to play since it has an ogre boss and I'm an exanima glazer
if you press alt-f4 and then delete the system 32 folder you'll get it
Why does everyone hate fechtbucher
It's like half sword but bad
ok so basically you go to the system 32 folder
So many bad version of half sword haters man...
Btw do you all think HS ea will beat exanima?
So you go to the system 32 folder…
Half sword better be better than exanima or I'm going to be sad
So yk we can have 2 peak games
ok so if you press alt f4
so i was toying around with the features i never knew about in camera mode
you really live up to your name
oh my god
Atp as long as half sword is actually updated every now and then it will beat examina lol last actual update was 2 years ago on that game not counting niche betas
Sad too because i liked examina
role system and a new area is good I think
(that is an exp branch tho)
I stopped keeping up w the game after i saw it hit a year without an update lol not even worth waiting that long for an update for that game ngl its good but its not THAT good
Idk if thats a hot take
it's very good
but it has the same problem as HK which is
getting lost and not knowing what to do in the first time
I agree its pretty good but not good enough to keep me interested for years without anything new
and I wish the lore wasn't hinted but explicit instead
Yeah i got lost alot too
exanima?
I agree on that
Yeah
but I love exanima's combat
Yeah the arena mode is absolutely fire
Seems like half sword will have something similar so im hype hype hype
I wish half sword had a dungeon crawler mode just like exanima does
but that would prob be hell to optimize
Tbf they said they will have interconnected areas so it probably isnt outside the realm of possibility
honestly id say a really REALLY good update that halfsword could add is definetly a zombies mode with lore
not like there are like thousands of them
but id say
halfsword would be unique with it in a dungeon way
My headcannon was that the baron is a necromancer
hear me out now
YEA A NECROMANCER TYPA THING
I cant think of an idea i hate more tbh it would mess with the whole vibe of the game being a realistic (ish) medieval game
nah the zombies mode would be seperate from halfsword lore
yes because abyss is a very realistic place we all know and love from real life
id say they should use the physics of halfsword but make an entire new game with the physics engine
cause like id pay for that ngl
I think zombies, skeletons and demons would be cool in the abyss
It was a placeholder iirc but yeah i know wym
yea 100%
The abyss could actually be cool with them tbh since my personal headcanon is the abyss is you in hell
the long abyss is def hell
but the abyss when you die in gauntlet is a limbo
like demons will cast fireballs, skeletons will prolly spawn in swarms, zombies can either be weaponless or have a few weapons or gear on them and spawn in 3-4s
stereotypical archer skeletons would be cool
I think zombies being unarmed but with punches that break bones would be cool
mc skeleton ahh
thats too op
Since theyd have to add a bite mechanic to allow em to do anything other than punch
yeah defenetly
just keep distance with your weapon and you'll be fine
Yeah honestly would only be an issue if you had a horde on you and even then tbh greatsword would go through them like butter
a punch can knock you out in real life yet no boxer would ever fight a guy with a knife because they would die anyway
but they will be constantly running at you and id say like make them just flail or however u spell it their arms and legs and make it so that they never give up and slowly regenerate overtime
and what would be cool is that they would spawn with parts of their bodies missing (except legs cause they wouldnt be able to move)
but like say a horde of zombies spawn
some of them have cuts
some of them are missing arms
and some are missing jaws and top halfs of their heads
all of them are dead willies too cause like it would sound more realistic
yeah that too
imagine a zombie with a sharp arm bone
yeah 100% they should like spawn with either good modifications or bad modifications
some youtuber made a zombie challenge
I turned Half Sword into a zombie apocalypse and fought every single boss. This might be the hardest challenge I've ever done in this game.
In this video I battle through every Half Sword boss while being swarmed by endless waves of zombies. From the first boss to the Baron final boss, nothing was easy. The zombies made every fight completely ...
he should've disabled npc pain too to make it more accurate imo
yea they wouldnt give up is what i want zombies to do
nvm they DO NOT give up
guys anyone know what the expected specs for the game?
if the ea is going to be more optimized than the demo
and I have a gtx 1650, i5 9400f, ddr4 2666mhz 8gb and it runs the demo
then you should be good with anything equal or better than that
Budak on top
I've never had anything that spicy in my life
Its good asf tho, I love how creamy it is
But your stomach will hate you
I like the cheese version
I wanna enjoy eating not torture and cry from eating haha
But the chicken flavor comes well through it
you will blow up the toilet if its like incredibly spicy
if you eat it enough it wont taste as spicy
from experience
it becomes enjoyable and has very nice flavor
Hi
hi
anybody elses abyss break the game upon trying to load in?
What’s your guys favorite dinosaur
Williesaurus
Trust I did
is this skeleton trying to seduce me
think it’s being impaled or something like that
EUV hype
I will play as Bohemia
And be terrible at it
I intend to go Hussite and also force my prisoners of war to be mercenaries
No mercy
On that note petition to add the war wagon to half sword: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_wagon
Now that's a boss
wagons are already going to be a thing
Quingous
Woop
Hussites yay
Jan Hus
I'm sure he would be happy if he wasn't burned at the stake
wait what
is this the same guy
@spark quartz I recommend you this. It's oke spicy, salty and chewy 🤤
will try
I love ramen
Yay!
did you know
the "po" from potato actually comes from the word poo
I want to mention that sweet potato noodles are great too
Po0tato?
Never had that
Rlly
Its like glass noddles but much thicker, a bit more elastic and just the right amount of chewiness
What’s your guys favorite snack
fetus'
Potato chips
tears of my enemies
it's... beautiful
this gave my grandmother a heart attack
Huh
☝️ 
on my school pc I was able to use arrow time without loosing stamina, but am not able to do it on my main pc, was it a bug or is there a way to use arrow time without loosing stamina all the time?
Could be an issue with FPS
maybe, my school pc sucks and I was playing like 20-30 fps with lowest graphics if I had to guess, tho it was rly fun parrying in slow mo
maybe its time to check for mods, already played like 60 hours without trying mods lol
Idk how low you can cap FPS but you could try cap it as low as possible in the settings to see if it produces the same result
oh it does, works at 30fps, slow mo without loosing stamina
Interesting. That would be a great thing to put in https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047240101152960525 because i dont think ive seen it reported before

ultra killing of the century
le v1 wipe
fly me to the moon bayonetta ver W
I love it a lot
Frozen fruits 🤤
scrumptious
Wsp
wsg
How much money will the game cost
I wonder how many hair customizations are there
Thank you clippy
image you have to clip your own hair with scissors
It's not an rpg
unless...
No
ok
I hope it gonna be under 10euro cuz im brokie
i like that we gonna be able to customize weapons
ha ha
Willie with hair?! RUINED
willie hair
It might not be Willie
Wollie
its william
You can always play Gladio Mori then
:))
man i want more news
ask @wooden olive
Damn
highly doubt this ngl
I predict it'll be 25
i predict it'll be more than it is now
chat
Hi guys how is everyone
darn it



