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Despite the game being named half sword we don't have a half sword 🥀
look at dms twin
voulges are boring looking
erm
@brazen swallow you too look at dms
sometimes
it’s not called a voulge
Mods wheres my red role 😔
I'm calling it a voulge because it looks like the exanima voulge
I'm not a weapon expert
😔
still
pretty boring
i dont think most of them had hooks that could cut like you think
it's at the very least extremely impractical for cutting with lol
the angle they're at is not conducive to that
those are from like the early sixteenth century iirc
😭 ts is ai btw 😭 we are so cooked yall
Bonk.
first bag pipe, and i knew it was AI
doesnt sounds like a bagpipe
mfs say "we're so cooked" and then keep generating stuff lol
Joemama
You can’t act like AI doesn’t pose a genuine threat to society
Absolutely nothing
khany lame mechanism isn't niche anymore
The reality is nothing will be done about the problem
Me watching chat argue about something i said
We can simply acknowledge it and dread the inevitable
NOOOOOOOO
My friend went for an art degree
me watching ww3 after chatgpt decided "fuck this."
but it promised me that it wouldnt kill me
companies have had such a pushback on using ai for everything, and everyone who uses ai for stuff cant help but shove it in your face that it's ai the second you acknowledge it's good, so i feel like it's not a big a deal as people think and will just be another thing that lame-o's will latch onto like NFTs
Genuinely can't wait for the game, it's so fun. Think EA is gonna be in november or december?
The CIA didn’t try to use NFTs
novecember
thats when it launchess
says who big dawg
the cia tries to use everything
it's a low bar
December or Q1 2026
me
I hope so, the screenshots from the reveals look great
That is true
it launches on november 7'th everyone trust me fr fr
where did you get Q1 2026
i am CIA
If there’s a delay
but there's not
where did you hear this?
lol
As of now, prepare for the worst hope for the best
imaganation
stop fantasizing
I’m not saying there is, I’m saying if
if there is there will be an announcement
IF there was a delay, the game wouldn’t drop this year
who is this guy lol
me when i annoy the devs by saying halfsword tomoro
joe bartolozzi
u should watch him
he is pretty cool
you dont say
he look chaotic
What the hell did I do
Yup.
I’m too damn paranoid for actual social interaction
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst?
I said that once
Yes?
Yes
I am
That’s… yeah
i just thought it was funny lol
to win the game you need to not lose the game type statement
I like the smell of gasoline
is it because it's too modern for the game?
I don’t drive enough to smell it often
ji
yeah it’s 16th century
The government subsidizes the oil industry only because politicians like the smell
No ricasso for us...
It all makes sense now
no polotics
those are feders
I thought this part was called a ricasso
it’s called parrierhaken or parrying hook
Yo Galaxy what are you most proud of working on as GFX artist?
the ricasso is a balancing and bite-simulator aspect of feders
I'm confused
Yes it’s ricasso
fark i was thinking of a schilt lol
the ricasso is just a thing on all swords
“all”
if you mean the sixteenth century ones no
these
why didn't they use them earlier
yeah
didn’t need them
they’re a weird evolution of a different kind of finger wring afaik
its rings
didn’t need them
it’s a metalwork and functionality thing
but it could save you from slashing attacks
wait let me see if I can illustrate that
if you had no ring it would just hit your hand
in most cases your hand will not be hit from that direction anyways
you always have to be quick with a sword
i feel like windows intentionally makes their services and software shitty for people who dont get more storage
aw dangit
What are the redtards arguing about 🥀
iirc that's also the reason why cup hilt rapiers are better than swept hilts
Great comeback 💔
it's a bigger difference there since rapiers are mostly thrusting
yep
don’t say ts twin
these rings are cooler and fit into the game’s time period
FlNGERlNG
I'm spitting sum facts twin don't censor me
putting your index finger through them to make thrusting more precise but harder to feint
they’re pretty dang useful man
i wish my gauntlets had an articulated index finger just so i can do that
i am aware
honestly it wouldnt make much of a difference since you control the sword with your mouse
maybe if it was a vr game it could make a difference
it would because it changes the way your wrist interacts with the sword
which is one of the main contributing factors to the game’s current swordplay
Half sword vr would be epic lowkey
I'd like to see how that works
probably
if you want vr half sword, blade and sorcery is right there
it lets you “handshake grip” the hilt to align it more with your forearm instead of straining your wrists or lowering your arms
if it was a vr game it would be better than almost every sword fighting vr game
I understand but the physics and the refinement is what makes me sayy that
i feel like the main thing is that willie needs to focus on moving the point and not the hilt
There are no ranks on this server.
yeah and it has baby difficulty
work in progress update
but unlike in b&s in half sword a single mistake means you're dead
one graze of an axe and ur now 2 people
I'm just saying that half sword would be epic because of the physics the gore and how it works as a game
armpits, back of legs, neck, grappling and threatening
It would be very fun in vr
is that actually thing lol
the game is harder if ur bloodier mode
never wouldve put that together
unless the devs wanted to completely remove any posibility of getting motion sick it could still work in vr
is it me or that sword is slightly curved
yeah
but those are pretty much just long swords at this point in history
do you mean the specifically dueling ones
effoc
pretty sure we already have these
that’s just a longsword m
i love the swords in the game
estocs at least in common interpretation are basically just spikes
I forgot they cut in game
would be peak
goodnight
do yk why they wear protection in hema?
a dull sword can also break your skull
😔
yes but a very skinny one
Actually estocs are meant for stabbing and had no cutting edge
even a rapier is wider than this vro
Yeah it has an edge silly it just isnt used for cutting and is very dull
Thing is, it isnt an estoc then
I still don't understand how it would be effective as a blunt weapon
Well then I'm rightfully fucking confused
I didnt read any context so that's my bad tbh
Especially if its a kreigmesser
Ohhh
Estocs look so fucking cool
I love using them in early game dark souls
Just a large rapier basically lol
Love me a tuck sword
Hell it says they're meant for plate too which its effectiveness is lost to me in that regard but with the right leverage and positioning plus the fact the sword is designed to have a strong point maybe
Hello son
Honestly don’t think it’d work very well with how stabbing functions as of now
It's exactly what they use them for
Yeah very true but at that point any sword could do that
You really are limiting yourself at that point
Half swording makes it better, yes… still very awkward
Sure, but the thinness of the entire blade is partially what helps
I saw a guy testing a 13th century sword and sword hits were pretty bearable for him
Alt mode limits where you can stab and double clicking is clunky to use
Makes sense
And
Probably easier to halfsword than a thicker sword
I imagine
well you're right they would be pretty annoying
but remember that was a thicker sword
Unarmored sword hits are almost always lethal if you get a good hit
thicker, heavier sword
Longswords mostly are still at least 3 or 4 pounds
and a flail on the pommel
And hammers are like 3 or 4 pounds
well yeah the longsword was created on the 13th century
So
the ultimate weapon
thats cursed but also kinda sick
I've been lied to...
I remember hearing somewhere it was more like a sword and an axe
voulge
also aren't spears supposed to be pokey?
voulge
Feel like it's what's commonly referred to as a bardiche, but maybe it's the wrong term
Too many terms for these weapons
It's bullshit
omg wait it's a different thing
The what
I don't see the spear part tho, the blade looks very similar to a pirate cutlass to me
that looks like a Walmart toy
it is a costume prop
argh matie ahh
Cool
ouch
True it could be good at getting some nice armpit or neck stabs
Seems very impractical
It's long enough to snag an artery
It is
bardiches are stereotypical pirate swords on a stick confirmed!!!11
Robinswords did a great video on those too, he talked about how the point can go around a guard and still hit where a straight blade may not
What is wrong with us
They were made by accident
I wonder if there is a real cutlass that looks like this
What makes a cutlass a cutlass
The cutlass
what makes a plankton plankton
short saber ig
How do you distinguish it from other sabres
Ah
A thicker and shorter saber with i imagine a full handguard?
The cutlass is the ak-74u to the ak-74
An evil will and the desire to overthrow a burger restaurant
basically that ig
What a cool ass sword the khopesh is
Well you saying ig made it sound like it's mostly the answer
That looks lame
Be more decisive!!!!!!!!!!!
I can atleast call this one a real swax

You're uh
🤬
Stinky
Erm acktually
it evolved from battle axes which were also not thick
I will ban you
I'll kill you
Lmfao
So a female Willie has no distinct characteristics from a male Willie… noted
(kidding)
😎
I like how unlike it other curved swords the tip is in line with the handle
hehehe
ayo
Are you wearing a shock collar
freakrat
lmao
due to our rules please dont continue that joke
Oh the good old poetry...
Understood, I will NOT post that gif
yeah I saw that one coming from a mile away, I had to save ya 😭
I heard willie was going to have an important role in half sword
what is he going to do
because all the sneak peeks I saw had everyone but willie on them
Wilmas
ancient meme
Why is this the first thing I see when I opened Discord
Not even
It's a classic bro
SHIZTON
have i shown you the band Bethlehem yet
the cambodian guy
yeah
Nope methinks
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Mr. Marshal hi
Mr. Zizzy hi
Ts peak
HI GALAXY
HI ZPOOPY
how goes
Gooood
Dude isnt it, its so hard
How are u
Oh my goodness
im ok, snuggled in my bed like a bug rn
Without your phone?
bro this guy better have a deep voice and grunt instead of screaming like a sissy
Truely spookkyy
again, is that word allowed here?
yes im wanted by many agencies
Which word?
sissy
deep
I mean as long as its not used in a demeaning or weird way
He should sound like plus 5 octaves
actually I think NO ONE should give up on half sword that's such loser behaviour
The Willie Agency of Telekinesis or T.W.A.T is looking for u
ok but where is willie going to be in the early access
Ah yes thr T.W.A.Ts
Yishhhh
nowhere to be found in the sneak peeks they gave us in #announcements
Clear, just rained
nice
No snow in Amsterdam, like past 10 years
I want SNOW
it gets water everywhere makes you tired i dont like it
I use my muscled up legs to walk
I wish I could do that but the nearest city to me and my job are both like 50 miles away 😭
so true lol
Hey I found a glitch of the game
#1047240101152960525 if you wanna post it
k thanks
Never heard of that, they walk with medieval clothing fully covered up
just mfers walking down the street in full plate drinking an expresso
Men walk with crop tops in Amsterdam
No armor
Also they drink Starbucks vanilla ice macchiato with raspberry sauce topping
that sounds kinda fire ngl
Ikr! With white chocolate and it's game on
I love October because I get pumpkin spice
I let out my basic white woman sometimes
Oofff I want
Drinks are for all genders to enjoy
Even you
of course of course in america its kind of a meme
Sort of cultural
do they have anything akin to Halloween in Amsterdam
Yes!
At least back when I was a kid, we made paper lanterns and bought light sticks and walked with our parents to ring at houses and get candy
that's rad, not to far off
Now days, kids are more at home and on TikTok
yeah I remember the streets being packed on Halloween when I was a kid
Yeah!!!
Nowadays not so much
Truee
Don't blame em, world became dangerous
Back then it was wayyy better
Like 2010 and earlier
yeah true, not so much in america since we had a recession happen in 2008
but apart from that yeah
Posted it
Nice, hopefully whatever it was will be fixed by EA
When he’s about to die they play a special animation where he flexes on you
Trust me, I have reliable sources
how old r u now if i may ask
moderator years old
I thought you were a guy ngl
freedom war spotted????!??!
actually no shot you're in budokai too
smol world
Date night is fire
more practicing
wait what time is it there, it's 2:30 am here
who else could that cake come from
half sword modelers carefully designing Willies ass
alright, but rn I'll go to bed because it's fricking 2:33 am holy

omg its that dude
from that movie
that was produced my eminem
ngl i used to think pumpkin spice will taste like pumpkin
i was suprised it was root spices
is that Draco Malfoy
Are you open to some feedback?
dude
last time i tried the abyss stuff
it crashed my laptop
it like stopped
ig
crazy
hold left alt to go into stabbing mode
ok
It was 6:30
are you by chance using dx12 in settings
whazzat
just check your settings
uh ok
graphic settings in game
what is ur gore settings
try lowering blood in game settings
ok
i think its in gameplay settings
but that suxabunch cuz
then there is a button called gore or smth
turn off the damn blood if you have a bad pc , it's insanely unoptimized
just the blood not the gore
cause there are 2 sliders
try to lower the blood one or turn it off
gore is fine to stay yeah
lanterns are fine ig , not great not terrible
yea
i once in the old demo crushed someone with a shield
and i crushed some one with a lantern
u can turn off the fog if u want
in settings
alr did
"blood without the gore is nothing, and gore without the blood is nothing too"
DUDE
i feel like im playing gentle mode
get a better PC then
exactly
yea but it have better specs than my pc tho
thats why i use ts
i got dismembered
all limbs
Will the games name change to full sword instead of half sword on release?
@umbral bough ban this man
no
Yes
ok
why
ok
bye
<@&1080390104562016306> ❤️❤️❤️❤️
very good friends
very good
Imagine pinging all moss
What is the issue?
Moss
why??
Mods
i show love
love
dont ping the whole ass mod team please
you are doing great job
its not needed
Only ping when there is an issue please. You can use https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1349880006075224074 to show love without pinging
oh
ok
sorry mod team
❤️❤️
@unreal bay ❤️❤️
very jolly and happy fellow
sorry firebds
no
thing is in john
sorry friend
i am soo confused
why confused
The baron is confused
same
hes showing his love and happiness to everybody here
this must be bait
christmas is in 2 months
Troll
he's desfrosting

i bet he will ping everyone to tell how much he loves them
yes friend
don't
he will ping all the devs next
and especially mcwonderbeast
everyone is everyone
i will tell everyone i love them and they do great job
i dont see the problem in his jolliness
Everyday in my life, I get moments where I feel like I should be fighting to the death in a battlefield somewhere. I this normal?
friend
christmas
soon
krima
can you tell Kid Named Finger ALOT of love?
@lyric summit ❤️❤️❤️❤️
ok
@shrewd carbon hello friend
so many
loves
tell everyone 
❤️❤️❤️
The Lord comes forth once again 💖
❤️ ❤️ ❤️
you can have my potatoes and village clothes
Tell us all
i cannot
ok
i need other people to love like i do
i do not have enough love for everyone
but i try

Dayum 💔
soot love army



inwatch
very funy
funny
hahahha
@forest falcon ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
ok i shall go to bed many loves @nimble gyro ❤️
dont go for the body
Ahahahhaa
mfw when i put my tip in the tip jar
My legs hurt.............
I'm going to send this randomly picked video here with no context
no new updates are going to release for the demo
anybody want to see naked willy
no everyone saw it already
oh
he's pure shaft and butt
mine has a dangling
bro is humanized SCP 096
If you're sending it, spoiler it I'm eating right now
Hi guys
hello
Hello
Arc raiders looks fun
I shall call this
Tutorial on how to create somebody with a personal vendetta against you
I swear if he didn't grab a pen and paper afterwards I'll be surprised XD
(video by PoorMansHEMA on youtube)
nice
Most sane Halfsword Player
I love the VFX and sound design
Yes,
On a scale of 1 to 10 how much dya think that man is now seeking that username like a bloodhound
10
11
He should have known to be honest
Doesn't he play rust
Or eft
Or Half Sword
me with my mirror polished steel
Fabulous
ea leak?
early access is real life
when does this game update
tomorrow!
really
no I'm lying
i dont like you
When the sun shines it will blind the enemy
that's some Miyamoto Musashi type shit
can someone help meh
does anyone have a high quality image of Willie?
Asking for editing purposes
pffft
drop ts game already bub 🖊️ 👥 😥 🗳️
guys 2-1 months 🥹 (lets hope 😭 )
Yes! I'm practicing and trying to improve so I would like some feedback
What if they end up announcing at december 31 that the game is going to be delayed

Beautiful
Dope! I’ll whip something up for you tomorrow
yo
anyone know what the brainrot gamemode is?
like from this
-# sry for the flood
fr?
not sure
i feel like if it was rly bar fights it would be labeled as such
maybe its zombies??? idfk
We'll find out in 1-2 months
Playing around
MY HALFSWORD KEEPS CRASHING
Yeah it does that
Probably bar fights and other silly stuff. Pierre seems to be a big fan of the concept of halfsword drunken bar fights 
When does it crash?
ooooo
wait how did we even find out about brainrot mode?
hi
This is awesome 
m00 livestream he did with Bumtastik, Kepontrucken, GoodMalware, Galaxyhighmarshal, Milek and Pierre.
gm malware do you like my song 
LOL

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i meant to send that
😭
Bro was having an arguement with the AI 
yea lol
i was vibecoding a lil tool
Im learning to code in an online course today. Im on break currently tho
can u help
me with a codemod
in half sword
oh okay lol
Im not that good boss 
do you know how to do lua
ts doesnt work on full images
its meant for shit like tools
for my other minecraft like game
Im very beginner. Im only learning python currently
Thank you brooo
a example texture u can use to test out my thing frfr and also hy malware
niceeeee
oh ok

❤️ reminds me of matrix
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yall is my prompting tuff. or is ai going to murder me in 2034?
i just gave up at V209 😭

sooooo what do you think?
Its definitely one of the prompts of all time
thank you 😄
im so good at prompting if you couldnt tell
and ai will definetly not torture me in 2034
Me when i see a level 1 newgen shreksualise willie by saying some innapropriate shit for the thirty-ith time today:
sometimes i genuenly wonder. what the person who plays as willie in the halfsword universe thinks when people say shit like this about him 😭
it's like feeding a caveman a warhead
hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
Tf i am a guy
😭
I thought you were a woman then

Wait is this haircut coming to half sword
Some people js cant understand being quirky. Like the animatronics at night

Alright Battlefield 6 was cool for a while but I’m ready for the most anticipated game of Q4 2024 to come out
I'm pretty sure there are people who get turned on by destroying willie in very gory ways
Oh boy.
There are.
ALOT.
-# flashbacks to the gore update release
What is the most anticipated game of q4 2024?
hs
Half-wood
seebow ❤️
Can’t wait to play half-chub EA
🚫 gooblie snoobert 🫃, that command is disabled in this channel.
what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?
what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?
Not when I’m done with him
🚫 gooblie snoobert 🫃, you need to wait 36 seconds to use that command again.
Poor devs they have a small amount of time to please the fans otherwise they will be shat on, why cant hs fans be more like exanima fans
😔
vro
exanima adds like... 1.2 things a year
😭
I doubt the EA will dissapoint anyone tho
They have experimental branches every once in a while
that addes like... 0.8 more features 😭
and what is every once in a while 😭
Bro a role system and a full new area
And the previous exp branch improved the physics
Willie finding the most convinient moment to have a physics explosion
in the demo
Willie trying not to die on the most bullshitty way possible challenge impossible
yes
yea lol
like when you stand on a chest thing
like the cover of a chest
grab it
and you just go.... WEEEEEEE
Making progress.
@indigo hare I'm gonna pre
I feel like my message wasn't THAT bad initially
But I totally understand. Im like that guy off of Free Solo who can't feel fear except it's shame
@indigo hare
Sorry I love you don't ban me.
Haha no it wasn’t. It made me exhale through my nose a few times
Okay, thank God. I got nervous. Discord was like "WE SENT THIS TO THE MODTEAM AND THEY KNOW YOUR IP"
As repentance, I have to do a sketch of willie
Turn off blood
k
how many cramps will his jaw get and how busted will his lip be
goddamn
@wind geode this is crazy
yeah
or smth along those lines
i never owned cs but used cases to get some extra steam money by reselling cases during price spikes

hes got an axe in the middle of his forearm and he still wants to fight 💔
on one hand its just a game, and they never had the money in the first place. you still need to move assets to use the money obviously. on the other hand like $2 billion was wiped. im sure some whales had a lot in skins.
Dayum
Hi
hello
yk the game is free
ok
We got a genius over here
full game fre?
@silk dawn full grame fre?
or no
give big game
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@dev full game pls
i make you money
4 monye
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