#general-catfish-🐱🐟
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to master longsword you have to know how the ai behaves, how to control your weapon well, and footwork
this applies to everything but longsword especially
it's a very open-ended and sensitive weapon in half sword
I figured out how the spears work for the most part
I mastered them
Like the spear ai
one milimeter off in your mouse movement for a block/parry and you get cooked immediately
whereas the polearms are more on a guided cone/path
with much more surefire thrusting and control
spears you say
You just thrust at them until you get in range and half sword until you stab them
Bro
you can also smack and slash with a spear kratos style
yeah because this game is manual it's full of bs and tech you can learn
WHAT
adjust the spear in the right direction , look up , time pressing E and ALT. , and pray it lands and doesn't slide off their clothes
I gotta do this
🔥🔥🔥
good luck 
I wanna download mods and like
they're all pinned in #modders-guild-hall
Fight peasants as a knight
Thanks!
you'll have an amazing time with mods
modded weapons, custom loadouts, strength modifiers and invincibility
half sword enhancer is a must have, then ovrdth loadout selector
Just hope my pc will handle it 😭😭
enhancer actually has ways to help you run mods
Oh cool
or rather
run it smoother
spawn weapons, spawn willies, pick different classes than the one you're in, launch weapons unlimited blade works style
allows you to do stuff like
basically half sword but better 
true story of how clueless arrived in the server
Trickshot!
it makes halfsword mini gmod pretty much
so what is the historical term for this technique
starstruck
i do not believe you sadly
i'm pretty sure he was kicked out of heaven after 1v1ing an angel in there
that would explain him falling
no religion
not my jurisdiction i'm just looking out for you
be careful with stuff like that in a public server
Abyss
Thx @umbral bough
that's purgatory
are we getting a new build?
when?
salutations fine shyt
never
just wait until yule for the game to drop
im betting my money on a yule drop
game is gonna drop after i finished my life cycle
my grandkids wont even be able to experience half sword
no more new build, we are aiming fully for Early Access release (paid)
check #announcements
We got realistic looking smoke before half sword release
oh ok send me download
i test
and give feedback
thx! but we already have professional q&a testers team
but i have leukemia
get well soon!
whens the full version coming out
yesterday
thx, xx.
ok
I can't believe Rockstar would reuse character models...
They're getting lazy
smh
smh my head
How to remove overley stat in the upper left corner of the screen?
You fucking rasin flavored horse, shut the fuck up
anybody help meeee 🙁
Life is roblox
no memes allowed
pain.
remembers the old woman on the alligator scooter
Because I want to watch man-made animations
simple answer
Release date is most likely December
Fair enough
Ai art are for those without talent
Be nice and fair to just make art yourself without AI
I agree
I wish the earth orbited a type k star

For over two thousand years, the Hanging Gardens of Babylon have captivated imaginations as one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World. Classical writers like Diodorus, Strabo, and Philo described them in vivid detail—towering terraces, exotic trees, and ingenious irrigation systems. Yet, despite these glowing accounts, no Babylonian texts ...
bro why do my bussin babylonian gardens end up in cruel assyrian wasteland
greek historians are frauds
Your average day in this good jolly christmas
You think, because you say merry Christmas, that you are jolly?
Jolley?
Okay but those ones are fucking hilarious
guys if I blew my shit smoove off rn would I be overreacting
is it possible to even win against multiple people in kcd1 😭
yes
but im a longsword person 💔
Yes you just have to get good
most helpful easter moment
get good in mounting my horse and running away
alright
👍
how much money will the real game cost
hasnt been announced yet. Regional pricing will be applied tho
man-made schizophrenia*
Man FUCK midterms
why him shirt off
I GOT EVERY CLASS THAT I HATE THEY NEVER GAVE ME THE CLASSES I WANTED
I HATE going to the classes i’m PAYING to go to >:((
IM NOT EVEN PAYING THEM
I couldnt get any scholarships 
yall ever just get npcs that do this noise with their weapons lol
willies the type of person to get hard ons from killing ppl
Dead chat
what is his head even supposed to do
Bite :)
I want game, when game
q4
itll be out when its out
guys is ea out yet
n.o
paid early access will come out in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year) unless it gets delayed. No official date known
@gray hedge
Is this ZA
Only for me tho
oh ok
can i play it for a little
a smidgen perhaps
just send me the build ill be sure to spread it to all my friends
theyre very trustworthy i promise
Mom said it's my turn
We never even wanted Halfsword anyways
We were all just lying so mcwonderbeast and the devs felt better
i finally got baron rank
eviscerated
ty mods :D
terraria style
lol
but isnt it q4
yes
Canceled due to lupus
lobotomized lil vro
It'll also be Q4 12/31/25 
I'm so hopeful for the performance improvements I want to run the game on high it looks awesome
I want a zombie horde gamemode
Zombie willie's that dont mind getting their limbs getting torn off
and will attack you nonstop
baby willy (i may have removed all his organs and limbs with 1 slice)

I hope we get to the point where you can split a guys skull in half with an overhead axe strike if you do it right
That would be pretty cool
lol there’s a mod that lets you turn off pain for NPCs so you can kinda do this now
It’s pretty interesting
removed his face
i cut one in half with this and they kept walking
lol same it has to be a brain injury to make them sleep
I always found it funny that you can’t crush people’s skulls with a polearm or mace.
jesus christ...
I think we’ll get there. I was surprised they even added bone breaking in the April update
U ever hit a Willy so hard with a polearm that his neck snaps? Sounds bruuuutal
Yeah, I did a brave stand where I just hit a guy upside the head and his head went sideways😆
I like how they just drop like a sack of bricks lol
I’m hoping the injury system gets expanded a bunch. I want accurate skeletons that can break in various places and organs and shit
Deformations from blunt hits too
I honestly enjoy the knife play in this game. The stabbing in carnage is so fun.
I stg stabbing was the hardest thing to learn for me
I agree though it’s very fun dispatching a Willy with a little shank
It’s not easy to learn. And depending on the weapon you have to use one hand or it’s not as good.
Knives especially.
Yeah I find left hand stabs to be a lot easier with short swords and knives
Just seems to go straighter
There’s also the tech where you: hold down alt and extend the stab as far as it goes, release alt; then the next time you tap alt it does a fully extended stab automatically
That is true, I thought that was a glitch. If you do brave stand with a sword you can run and skewer the unarmored dude no problem. Using both hands with a left stab works too.
Ong I just wanna play the game. But I got college to do 😅
I guess it depends on how much they change the attack animations. Personally I think they have a good base, they just need the maps which look cool.
someone now if the game going to be in online
I couldn’t imagine what multiplayer would look like if it’s even gonna happen.
oh shit
Don’t take my word though.
yhyh
what was it
this vexes me
why so nosy
im going to crash out
im so close to finishing gauntlet
and this pre-boss
just WONT DIE
indeed
guys how many tries do you have in the ultimate challenge
After asking for some information regarding enrollment my bum ass uni told me to wait for a call from them, and when I showed up myself like 15 days later because they didn't call me I got asked me why I didn't come sooner
bureaucratic hell
i tell ya
All our offices are ASS here lol
Hallo you!
how's the rali folley doing
Good!! I am eating halal food so I don’t get dry socket and DIE
Holy shit I haven't seen a Rali in like 3 years
HOW is everyone doing here 🥹
It’s been far too long </3
Hru craftyyy :D
Why halal?
nice hell yeah rali
No no no we are supposed to interrogate/jk
Soft and good and meal plan
Yuh!!! Are you doing anything fuunsiess?
Really? Do you notice difference
Difference relative to hwhat
Non halal meat
haram food
stuck at my dead end job doing dead end job things hoping I find a better alternative someday how are you doing anything fun
Doing good, I'm eating cereal :)
I too am in this chat
im setting damage to npc to the lowest possible
doing one strike and the willie gets chopped in half
like shouldnt that happen at max damage lmao
wdym
nerd react this man
pretty sure you get cut about the same if gore is high enough
you just get less damage health wise
you can still fight with a cut limb
im talking about the enemy willie
ive said damage to npc
i just do a one slash with a sword
it goes for both
dude school art contests are bullshit, 1 hour is not enough 💔
they get cut in half
Its alrighty
Real fair and fair and real
I’m probby gonna grind out some ready or not or something before going on Walk 2 !!
when the fuck are crossbows getting added?
with the big update
early access
the big one
ive only got 50 cents
why dont they
we dont know
but in these last 3 months
No announcement today, aye its a sad day
you want the update released?
:D
fatal error this guy
he got to baron without turning off blood
i mean yeah steam fest ended yesterday
@young parrot do you play tarkov
just asking
not really why
@drowsy finch I thought you'd appreciate this meme
@plush cedar
Cavalry charge with knights with cover-fire from your rooks. Advance with pawns once the knights hit the enemy position
Have your bishops pray it works lol
use your pawns to build artillary to send bishops to the other trench
Build a nuke
basically ww1
the oppenheimer manuever
i usually get horses to push first and get ground and get every pawn to dig further
Zaebis'
ah ofcourse, the Manhatan gambit
ITS JOHN MARSTON MICAH
steamfest finished 2 days ago
i miss the first version of the steam demo with the abyss
Oh...
You can still play the abyss
you can redownload it soemwhere
also yeah
im not sure but i hope so
i mean like the very first time half sword was on steam
wym you're not sure
just ask people for the old versions
yeah
Distributing old builds isn’t allowed but obviously behind closed doors we can’t stop you from doing what you do but, not in the server
yeah
understood
Why?
Maybe because it could contain a virus?
The Franky Willie in question
Something something legal something something copyright. Idk, I don’t make the rules i just ruthlessly enforce them with an iron fist
Ok
A wet towel fist
supposedly falls into the copyright category
ive asked @lofty kindle in dms about it
still waiting for an answer
McWonderYeast just needs another 15 pings minimum to respond to something
He's too high profile

mr yeast took one for the team and allowed everyone to spam him and not the mods or other devs
thank you sir yeast
That is Mr yeasts job
what about hs dungeon
What do you fucking want?
Good question
Filip key moon flag
i mean it was posted here like idk when and i still have it saved
asschomp
Thats me gang
dont say gang thats a bad word
gang
yo quick question how come gauntlet isnt working do i just have to keep playing abiss
thanks this was helpful but when i click guantlet it just resets to begger and nothing changes is that normal
lolz sorry for asking
its not like hes gonna ban you for forever for asking a question thats like a bug and stuff
@lofty kindle do u mind answering my question in dms
I get like 30 dm's daily I don't see one from you. Resend so it filters to the top pleae.
done
Or snap little Willies neck to enter abyss. More fun
No wonder you never see my requests to contribute to #1270577738826256536
This game on vr would be fire. Any plans on that?
ppl have done it
chat gimme tips for last challenge
guess we're all making fun of me now
boy fuck you
Yes
Its literally what I do when a house alarm goes off
Like just go on a stroll
Guys look at this #funny gif i just found on my own completely
on adonai i will crush you with the force of a thousand clay golems
Based
Is this a metaphor?
Ich bin so based :D
disable blood
Settings - Game - below the Npc damage sliders click "GORE" - turn off blood completely
A similie
ye i done it already
it's actually been 739125 days 
2 days without a new teaser, idk what youre referring to
well yeah, Steam Next Fest is over, they're not doing anymore
Ban all embed failure users
ok
lolz maybe i mean i would but the challenge mode jsut isnt working im lost
is there a replay feature?
no
tragic
patrick star looking ass
wish there was
i don't think there's a mod that lets you replay either
man
my cat is all fucked up help
WHY CANT I GIF
No
literlly him tho
can't have shit
yo spiked spear is crazy
ip grabber
OP bro
definitly
if this is an older image of gore... imagine it now
imagine if we can boil their brains using the fire
and then it comes out of their ears in liquid form
yeah i dont think that will be added
or maybe
yeah it might be too much
we can cut them open and do open heart surgery
with the sickle
fishy fishy fish
hello polyester
I will send you to the bad corner
why do you hate me now
i have done you no ill]
dont think I forgot what you did in 68'
Those were young men Fish, young men. And you sent them down into that valley near Laos
I remember the screams...
i already told you the car pedal broke by itself
the fact i survived is mere coincidence
i did not KNOW there was a cliff at the end of that road besides if they were fit they would have broken the door and survived
natural selection polyester
that is all it was
the noise my pc makes when going into carnage
Old gore looks awesome ngl
Also trust me its soon definitely
Just gotta keep faith
Is this eilte ball knowledge
It is indeed mythical ball knowledge
Does azerbaijan technology know about this
day 2 no announcement
no more announcements my beautiful friend
steamfest was over 2 days ago my beautiful friend
damn bro can I eat that

Awh man
Jesus Christ what are they doing to Willie
Way back in the mine
is it considered cannibalism to eat chicken man
How
Hello to you too
that's so funny captain missinfo
Misinfo*
is there a mr info
me
@still scaffold
captain misses info
got the pickaxe swinging from side to side, side side to side
so way back in the mine
thats the cave map
This task a grueling one i hope to find some diamonds tonight night night diamonds tonight
pirate map was my fav tho
cuz baby toniiiiiiiiight, the creeper is tryna steal your stuff agaaaain
(your stuff agaaaain)
I used to watch captain sparklez so much as a kid
This is my old pvp clip
om god
goated gameplay
I am the captain now
Like that one movie
The pirate fella
With tom Hanks
tom yanks
i think your generation and mine were the very last to experience those corny game songs
i swear on god's green earth a guy here in brazil made a rap for need for speed
its so peak
specially if you dont understand portuguese
how old are you twin
16 almost 17
not you fish
6-7
captain fucknut
the discord showed that shit as yellow i tought it was a mention
whats good
its doing that all the time with mod messages why are yall getting more importance
Oh wait I did reply to you gang mb
hello helldiver
Thats my Middle name ask ur mom
I'm stupid
GASLIGHTER!!!
I'm sorry
Bro you are a new gen
how are we today fishman
I remember when revenge released bro
that shit was a banger
doing good
that's what I'm saying
i am aware
there was another i really liked but i dont remember the name
Don't mine at night right
Lol yea i just looked it up
isnt that the one where he fights the wither in the end
na thats take back the night
The wither wasn't even a thing when revenge was released
im confusing the titles then
my bad he was fighting herobrine not the wither
we're cooked
OOOOOOOOOH revenge is the actual name of the creeper song i forgot
Are you in your 20's too
ye
nice
i turned 24 last week
almost one of my brothers's age
the Brazil bros
the very same
it's like supermario bros but they run through favelas and fight men in sports polos that have ak's
i did that today actually
its like routine
nice lmao
the boss stage is Rio de Janeiro
i spent a night in my uncle's house there and he lives in a gated community but there was a whole ass shootout with rifles at like 3 in the morning
almost forty five minutes of non stop rifles shooting
yeah RJ is a shithole im glad nothing like that happened nearer to us
i am not used to that sort of gang activity because the cops just shoot to kill even petty thieves here so there isnt much place for gangs
brazil being brazil
86
indeed
imagine stealing a candy bar and the next second you've got an ar pointed at your head
Brazil on some Gotham type shit
lmao
in this case they generally let store owners do their own bidding
if i told you there is a group of armored vigilante dudes using spiderman clothing in São Paulo would you believe me
very much
i like anything history
im categorically a better person than you because ive been playing half sword longer
social study is a good subject too
Nah i'd slit my throat.
Ngl I want multiplayer so bad.
these memes never get old, i hope people still make more of them
bro after all the shit going on with Dark and Darker, the stagnation of mordhau and similar games, exanima just taking a long time to update and whatever else...im just dying for more unique swordfighting games that arent just like...sidescrollers or 'soulslike' or 'arcadey' or w/e
tin can
....gimme a min
wait, is 'tin can' the name of the game or?
(in roblox, i mean, ik its roblox)
this is my game guildborn that isnt released yet
thanks :)
have you figured out how the melee combat will work?
how'd you make the combat? is it smth like MBIIs system? mordhau? chiv?
i spell it wrong a lot
i used to too
sadness
been seeing a few up-and-coming copycat games though
some of them feel more like cash grabs than others
one looked like it was going after what kinstrife is doing
just much more hastily implemented
hi
i keep getting that I my instagram
are you talking about what i think your talking about
its a little uncanney valley
maybe? i only remember it looked shit, idr the name of it
i fucking hate it too
that one that said they were a hema game but had big stupid fantasy hammers ?
Fechtbucher - Uber-Realistic Medieval game, with Melee Combat based on Physics. Participate in tournaments, or explore the dungeons to uncover a dark story. Master guards and strikes inspired by HEMA, straight out of medieval guidebooks.
Realistic Combat
The combat is heavily inspired by HEMA (Historical European Martial Arts). All of the…
Coming soon
it's so annoying 😭😭
that's the one!
the demo for that is wild
ogre
I'm going to turn you into the khaby lame mechanism
i mean the COMBAT is BASED on hema, doesnt mean the world is...so having fantasy shit isnt too out therefor what they claim, ig
but yeah it certainly doesnt look polished at all
it's weird because they state in the description that the game is a "Uber-Realistic Medieval game"
not fantasy
maybe there was a sale on the Fantasy Monster Asset Pack #2
or somethin
hate to say it but while i admire what hellish quart is doing, it feels like the weakest way to go about physics based swordfighting, in terms of enjoyment anyway, imo...
if they can get a demo out soon
that IS weird
then again ig HQ is supposed to feel more like your typical fighting game
and is more friendly on controller
but its weird to pick two lanes and not commit to either of them
hema without hema weapons is like trying to draw with the little piece of lead left from your chipped pencil
looking at the dev's previous games i'm a bit worried at what the final product of fechtbucher will be like
hey mr info
they've released two games this year in a very short amount of time, both of which were considered finished short after release
Every time I read that a game is based on historical sources I just assume that they only look at the poses found in treatises
Do you ever feel like theres bugs under your skin
kinstrife looks a bit more grounded and.....not 'stiff' like in a bad way but....idk how to put it...compared to HS
yeah

i'll find a way to ban you
Exactly right
militus we're literally best friends
bfdi 💔
I look forward to the day this meme falls out of use
DOES THIS MEAN ITS TRUE????
Is dis true
yeah lol
keep dreaming
wdym
MKOD CONFIRMD ELARY ACCES IS TOMMORT

i hate patagonia vests
Samuel hi
hi !
This is awesome sauce
i don’t know how ts works cuh
look up a video or a guide online, you have to tune it to play properly
it might already be tuned tho
Me when I get violently murdered:
same bro same
It tends to happen for some reason
yall think he will be decapitated by me?
i mean it's a communal bass so i figure its at least most of the way there
he did not survive
if you have your teacher's number you should ask before anything else but yeah i agree
i think that's illegal
fear and hunger fans when you dont suddenly think the game is a deep piece of art because every other enemy has an exposed cock: 
Bro hates peak (I have never played Fear and Hunger in my entire life)
I need half sword EA so bad I feel like a druggie
TRUE???
the way they're handling things is a bit less 'floppy' or...idk, whimsical? than HS
not in a bad way or anything
just looks stiffer or more...heavy ig?
idk how to word it
i cant tell if its for better or for worse
it doesnt feel very HEMA-ish
not sure if its meant to be HEMA-ish
yes ok
(we are still talking about kinstrife right? not the fecht game)
That looks like a heat round but I don’t see a cone following it
it look like half swoed earky axecess
half sworb early
I need it
hello i am soot
Im instantly paying for paid release moment it comes out
paid early access will come out in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year) unless it gets delayed. No official date known
mmmm
tommorow?
good pfp
The early access will most likely be 10-30 $USD according to a survey.
It might be more or less, since the price is yet to be released to the public
No.
good pfp too
Q4 2025
i love armets.
Release date is currently unknown
quebec 2025?
i'm done talking to you
Bro same, armets are peak helmets
so itll release within 2 months
correct!!!!!!!!!!
Quarter 4 of the year
th-....this one.....Q4 OF 2025
@edgy dust don't even bother lol
it amuses me
very easy
We deserve a handshake fellow armet enjoyer
@edgy dust ❤️❤️❤️
@open dew why are you useless
brim nice
ne brum
be brum
be brim
lets not be mean now
ok brim
so sorry
@open dew so sorry
apologeis
❤️
@edgy dust will you be my friend?
even with remote play?
isnt HS pc only rn?
sure
im still gonna run you through tho
is this something of sexual meaning?
do you have jedi academy?
or competitive
i hear many things that are similar
here in kazakhstan they use the word sword for penisis
you run uour penis through me
so i then confused
what da tuna is this guy talkin abour.....
yes that's fine and yes 'sword' is a euphamism in america too but lets not go into detail about that stuff as it falls under NSFW
this is the Half Sword discord, when we say sword we mean a literal 
language barriers are fun
tuna
😂
@nimble gyro do you have jedi academy?
Forge your weapon and follow the path of the Jedi
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how many potatos we talking
medium size pitato
not the size of the potato, how many
what an interesting character
aaaaaah the star wars version of half sword. good times
but have you played Movie Battles 2?
what? what are yo- why are you say this?
this is a silly
this is a silly and dangerous
Sorry, but your Tickling is Not Wellcome.
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I watched all of the vlogs
it's over 100
lol

Fecht butcher
we just talked aboutt it
its likely slop
trash
only good similar-ish games that are playable now are exanima and gladio mori
Its 3X bigger storage
3x more to download
All free to play?
no they're all paid
🚫 vesteria_, that command is disabled in this channel.
lmk how bad it is
saying gladio mori is good is kind of a long shot but maybe its just too many controls for me
to each their own, if you like it thats great
did you try mouse controls?
i was playing with the base controls, is there a way to attack/defend without buttons?
if yes then i might reinstall it
well, how i have it set up is mouse picks a direction, lmb does basic attack from that direction, right click does a special attack from that direction, usually coinciding with the 2 special attacks base movesets have...
if i hold a thumb mouse button and left click, itll block in a direction
thats a full bottle worth of mustard
its the easiest setup i could do
i see
i might try that out, thank you very much
i feel its necessary for this somewhat convoluted system to allow a TON of freedom with the custom animations
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