i dont wont belive u
#general-catfish-π±π
indigo leaf
umbral bough
let me see
open dew
no
gray hedge
still
slow brook
βweβre not your n palβ
open dew
wanton portal
Yo mama
wanton portal
my apolocheese
Will the bible be added in the ea
toxic thistle
my apolocheese
indigo cove
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1082232813698424884/14287896752...
Oh I didnβt know thatβs what you were talking about
Thanks
Doesnβt really look updated
Besides the graphics on everything but the gore
umbral bough
no
n be careful with religious stuff like that
open dew
there's some new gore stuff
open dew
my apolocheese
blasphemy
slow brook
Will the bible be added in the ea
what about racial stuff i thought the holy roman empire was mean
indigo cove
there's some new gore stuff
I saw one a while ago where someone was just cut in half
open dew
you want me gone
open dew
I saw one a while ago where someone was just cut in half
no clue
probably soemthing someone sent
indigo cove
i got cut in half by the scythe on tier 2
Yeah same
Iβve literally been cut in half from top down by a rusty hoe
open dew
yeah it happens
slow brook
oh what its too hard to get the hose
indigo cove
yeah it happens
I hate when they clip my shin and instantly kill me with it
indigo cove
oh what its too hard to get the hose
It puts the shampoo in its hair
It puts the lotion on its skins
Or it gets the hose again
wanton portal
December 25th is the game's EA release
Why? Because if I remember correctly there was an old Video about the three wise kings travelling to meet baby Jesus as like a teaser for the game
indigo cove
spark quartz
Or it gets the hose again
silence of the lambs moment
open dew
December 25th is the game's EA release
Why? Because if I remember correctly ther...
um
.
no
toxic thistle
@unreal bay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyXuuN6NdzU Thanks for the video
blazing lodge
December 25th is the game's EA release
Why? Because if I remember correctly ther...
What the fuck are you talking about
indigo cove
silence of the lambs moment
No? Joe dirt
wanton portal
What the fuck are you talking about
There was an old teaser video
spark quartz
No? Joe dirt
oh you're so right
wanton portal
About the three wise kings
mighty badger
December 25th is the game's EA release
Why? Because if I remember correctly ther...
you dont smoke cigarettes you smoke fucking marijuana bro
indigo cove
Goated movie
idle robin
mighty badger
i think its gonna be late november/early december
wanton portal
you dont smoke cigarettes you smoke fucking marijuana bro
Hey man
I might've accidentally bought knockoff reds but we have to be resourceful
spark quartz
@sonic python
sonic python
misclick
sonic python
sorry
mighty badger
<@777588906136830004>
mod abuse
spark quartz
Sorry for the ping I just need your user id
blazing lodge
About the three wise kings
I think i remember it
gray hedge
i think its gonna be late november/early december
no, on halloween
blazing lodge
But it had nothing to do with jesus or a release date
gray hedge
i manifest it so itll happen
toxic thistle
Sorry for the ping I just need your user id
wanton portal
I think i remember it
See I told you
blazing lodge
just a christmas well wish
wanton portal
I wasn't going crazy
mighty badger
no, on halloween
shush pink roles dont talk
sonic python
i misclicked on the gif sorry @spark quartz
brisk ivy
Where's reveal William
gray hedge
shush pink roles dont talk
youll soon join the light side and release your mistakes
mighty badger
im not pink im RED
slow brook
just a christmas well wish
no, wells are for the thirsty people but you got a roof over yo head and you bein ungrateful
toxic thistle
shush pink roles dont talk
not pink, it's lightish red.
hard swallow
blazing lodge
no, wells are for the thirsty people but you got a roof over yo head and you bei...
actually they are to dig for gold
gray hedge
they have a name for light red
its just called light red
indigo cove
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1342922271622430802/1354341152769314928/S...
We need maps to test ragdoll
slow brook
actually they are to dig for gold
:c
indigo cove
I already know it would be peak seeing Willy get tossed off a construction crane
compact obsidian
its not pink its magenta
indigo cove
Or a mountain
spark quartz
love la noire
compact obsidian
type shift
spark quartz
I wish la noire got a remake
indigo cove
i started mafia 2 yesterday
Goated
mighty badger
vito is a nice chracter, joe is cool too
indigo cove
I wish la noire got a remake
I wish rockstar made more games
slow brook
mi hoy nyo mihoy
mighty badger
i hope they dont die like tommy
pure fox
these sneak peeks look so PEAK
spark quartz
I wish rockstar made more games
True but whenever they do make games theyre peak
slow brook
https://tenor.com/view/purple-role-jjk-gif-17937177949811095076
awww FUCK nah bro
sonic python
these sneak peeks look so PEAK
spark quartz
https://tenor.com/view/purple-role-jjk-gif-17937177949811095076
π
mighty badger
https://tenor.com/view/purple-role-jjk-gif-17937177949811095076
i am cancelling my boosts NOW
slow brook
holy anti bitch gif
wanton portal
i am cancelling my boosts NOW
Noooo
Halfsword NEEDS you
mighty badger
i hate these anime role gifs
slow brook
never seen a fumble like that
sonic python
have mercy
mighty badger
holy anti bitch gif
ILTSC is the anti bitch impersonated
pure fox
https://tenor.com/view/purple-role-jjk-gif-17937177949811095076
what the fuck?
slow brook
just gee tee eff oh bruh
wanton portal
what the fuck?
Hey man
I'm lonely
slow brook
hang up the gloves
slow brook
retire bro
spark quartz
Hey man
I'm lonely
welcome to the club nerd I dont post ts tho
sonic python
slow brook
ur an undrafted free agent
hard swallow
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428801654869725416/t...
aye thats the gif i made!!!
wanton portal
and you know what i am
I made a severe lapse of judgement
slow brook
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428801654869725416/t...
i wasnt lookin at the ahh
slow brook
π¦Ά
sonic python
toxic thistle
π¦Ά
leave that stuff for #1270577738826256536
slow brook
https://tenor.com/view/logan-paul-sorry-forgive-lapse-in-judgement-gif-22857221
shat the hall up
mighty badger
I made a severe lapse of judgement
spark quartz
https://tenor.com/view/sad-cat-sad-cat-disappointed-disappointed-cat-gif-1586325...
π« bring it in pal
rustic barn
They taking too long
spark quartz
https://tenor.com/view/cat-massage-masseur-gif-14789925
not like that
mighty badger
why is it freaky monday here
wanton portal
They taking too long
Carson
Is your son a car
wanton portal
Johnson
toxic thistle
not like that
slow brook
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/929127239277228106/1387265075693224056/at...
shein worker fit but for cats
slow brook
blah blah blah ble ble ble blu blu bluuu
spark quartz
blah blah blah ble ble ble blu blu bluuu
fickle folio
I keep getting touched by a spear
somber panther
knock spear aside
slow brook
I keep getting touched by a spear
get good
somber panther
disembowel the rapscallion spearman
toxic thistle
I keep getting touched by a spear
KILL HIM
KILL THE SPEARMAN
AIM YOUR SWORD AND KILL HIM
fickle folio
see the thing is the ultimate challenge gives me the most terrible weapons for my luck
slow brook
pull out the gunniest gun oat, the 1911
ez pz
slow brook
see the thing is the ultimate challenge gives me the most terrible weapons for m...
get lucky
like freaking daft oublt
what
punk
daft punk
drowsy finch
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428522743095361586/f...
Silly! :D
fickle folio
You need a chestplate or you get stabby
open dew
You need a chestplate or you get stabby
yup
open dew
mini pekka
whaaaat
twin abyss
I am thirsty for another announcement
lucid atlas
https://tenor.com/view/rvb-lightish-red-pink-donut-gif-14687754
monty.. oh how I miss ye
drowsy finch
Roli folley hello hello hello
Hallo!! Hru hru you doing !!
spark quartz
Hallo!! Hru hru you doing !!
I'm okie rali how are you
unreal bay
End of snf :(((
brisk ivy
should've gone out with a bang
brisk ivy
cannot deny..........
unreal bay
lofty kindle
the cannon was mid
last whale
wanton portal
Why don't people live each day as if it were their last
spark quartz
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1047194231875321856/1343435500588896286/d...
Shizton!!!!!!!
last whale
Shizton!!!!!!!
SILLY HEAD HI
lavish blade
gn
old anvil
Why don't people live each day as if it were their last
Cuz it aint
I dont wanna throw out all my savings i wanna buy a house
open dew
nothing
plain scroll
bold minnow
when update
shrewd carbon
when update
within 2 months
lime knoll
drowsy finch
I'm okie rali how are you
IM GOOD IM AT THE GYM !!
barren osprey
https://tenor.com/view/male-tears-crying-sad-hurt-dean-winchester-gif-17957927
tell the devs to show me MURDER
rustic barn
When did I get image perms
stone spade
raven ore
fred bear
stone spade
frebbie
sonic python
stark flume
no announcement today πππ
dapper sorrel
lyric moat
fools wheel is a very strange teaser IMO
open dew
no announcement today πππ
WIP Simulated RT tech blood pool for Early Access Half Sword.
this is your announcement
lusty trench
how its gonna cost the game?
supple field
WIP Simulated RT tech blood pool for Early Access Half Sword.
so is this adding gravity to the path of the blood spread?
damn i cant type
damn bus
lusty trench
ty
open dew
how its gonna cost the game?
The early access will most likely be 20-30 $USD according to a survey.
It might be more or less, since the price is yet to be released to the public
supple field
it gon be 35 dolla
open dew
supple field
it gon be 35 dolla
"by my calculations" π€
stark flume
The early access will *most likely* be 20-30 $USD according to a survey.
It migh...
no way
toxic thistle
it gon be 35 dolla
nah 60 bucks EA really means Electronic Arts prices
lunar stream
chick and jaw key
stark flume
its so peak
hollow crane
35 dollar is soooo expensive omg
toxic thistle
chick and jaw key
stark flume
30 dollars for this typa peak??
lunar stream
https://tenor.com/view/hello-streetcat-wizard-funny-cat-magic-spell-wooden-bowl-...
who up wooding they bowl
supple field
nah 60 bucks EA really means Electronic Arts prices
early access?!?!!! more like electronic arts!!! wait... this game aint abt sportsss π€
stark flume
imagine we get regional pricing too
lunar stream
early access?!?!!! more like electronic arts!!! wait... this game aint abt sport...
does he know
supple field
me when killing is a sport
toxic thistle
early access?!?!!! more like electronic arts!!! wait... this game aint abt sport...
I mean, I would argue sword duels are a sport
lunar stream
truth
toxic thistle
I mean... HEMAA exist
stark flume
I mean, I would argue sword duels are a sport
trail tapir
open dew
"by my calculations" π€
no
toxic thistle
carmine gate
Dawg wtf π
toxic thistle
quick dock
does anybody think they should add a ,,reset progress,, button?
open dew
idk i have a feeling it's gonna be a little over
no
open dew
does anybody think they should add a ,,reset progress,, button?
u can reset normally
but yea
quick dock
u can reset normally
i cant reset it i dont know how
supple field
but why
quick dock
i tried
supple field
because devs said so
Because it is an estimate. And also we've both played plenty of games before, we know that more often than not, what we get will be slightly different than what the devs say.
frank dust
I was fully convinced we'd be getting an announcement date during Steam Next Fest. Really hoping that today's the day, but it's looking less and less likely
All the sneak previews have been superb, though
quick dock
worked tnxsm
open dew
Because it is an estimate. And also we've both played plenty of games before, we...
piss yourself
pearl coral
frank dust
piss yourself
Average discord booster
pearl coral
@open dew boot camp is going well so far ..
open dew
<@1297005303304425566> boot camp is going well so far ..
nice
toxic thistle
...
supple field
piss yourself
didn't mean to upset you
sorry if I offended
by giving my perspective?
open dew
it ok
pearl coral
i would still call that red
toxic thistle
I was fully convinced we'd be getting an announcement date during Steam Next Fes...
I mean where still being updated, it's just development is being a bit pushed. But they still plan on releasing during Q4 so will just have to wait these few more months.
toxic thistle
i would still call that red
it's a light red
supple field
i would still call that red
You can call any pink red, but you can't call all reds pink.
pearl coral
You can call any pink red, but you can't call all reds pink.
what 
toxic thistle
Salutation
waxen heart
https://tenor.com/view/maew-gif-27455205
???
waxen heart
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1378446978555449487/1405243719988281514/d...
Uhhhh ?
Cat ?
waxen heart
You like cats dont you
waxen heart
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1367208467290521602/1391456848867233964/a...
Oh he is planning SOMETHING.
toxic thistle
Oh he is planning SOMETHING.
waxen heart
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277023186902585420/1308322660387913779/l...
You fooled me
Shane on me
Fool me twice Δ― wont
toxic thistle
toxic thistle
When will it realese
Q4
So between now and the new year
Unless something changes
keen wedge
what did he even cut off????
like what
toxic thistle
like what
duplication, BLACK MAGIC
THAT WILLIE WILL BE DAMED AND BURNED FOR HIS SORCERY
frank dust
okay pink role
βI gave money to this server so Iβm better than youβ
frail geode
okay pink role
frail geode
I mean where still being updated, it's just development is being a bit pushed. B...
Can't wait for this gem to go early acces
toxic thistle
OH NO THE GREEN ROLES ARE HERE
frail geode
toxic thistle
pearl coral
toxic thistle
mine is nigh illegible 99% of the time
pearl coral
shoot i gots to get ready to fence soon
pearl coral
Not like thatuuhhhhh!!!
jaunty patio
is there a mod to remove autoblock yet
waxen heart
https://tenor.com/view/knocked-slammed-onto-the-fence-hit-slammed-fence-gif-1419...
10000 us dollar in repair
frail geode
10000 us dollar in repair
very nice fence
frail geode
Not like thatuuhhhhh!!!
open dew
βI gave money to this server so Iβm better than youβ
i haven't paid discord a cent
pearl coral
is there a mod to remove autoblock yet
i pray that early access has a setting for it
open dew
idk what to tell you
pearl coral
i pray that early access has a setting for it
it pmaoskfb
forest falcon
ngl i lowkey struggle with Russian technical/production terms because I learned most of them in English online π
it pmo
waxen heart
In wood class Δ― made a shield
pearl coral
In wood class Δ― made a shield
nice what kind
waxen heart
A square like a scutum
waxen heart
But they way i built the handle is shit
waxen heart
nice what kind
Wanna see
open dew
yum
waxen heart
https://i.ibb.co/d46hRhgC/image.png
Hes real
forest falcon
Articulated mini mod
pearl coral
Articulated mini mod
megamod
cinder thunder
heeeey I'm back
wanton carbon
heeeey I'm back
you can go now
cinder thunder
you can go now
wanton portal
cinder thunder
https://tenor.com/view/please-santa-pleae-santa-put-me-on-the-nice-list-nice-lis...
neat tundra
Bro came back to punch metal for fun
elder pawn
βMy planet is kind of orbitlessβ
cinder thunder
Bro came back to punch metal for fun
you have a good memory πΉ
neat tundra
Can't mistake that face.
It may not be the exact same pfp, but I know.
cinder thunder
Can't mistake that face.
It may not be the exact same pfp, but I know.
yes and im back greasier than ever
elder pawn
stark flume
should I go broke to buy a new case for the computer
knotty kiln
When is half sword for the nintendo 3ds coming
wanton portal
When is half sword for the nintendo 3ds coming
indigo hare
Fallout 76 is goated
trail tapir
Fallout 76 is goated
last shadow
Lads and Lasses. Onion soup is amazing.
still scaffold
old talon
.
pearl coral
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/927309439881601035/1232053115998572555/to...
lmao
i donβt even get it but itβs funny
open torrent
but its in the game specific catagory
I feel like the "halfsword-chat" is more game related stuff and "general" is yapping
trail tapir
I feel like the "halfsword-chat" is more game related stuff and "general" is yap...
but kinda the same
spark quartz
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1251249616465170626/2...
Shizton
Stinkymeister
last whale
Stinkymeister
What the FRICK
spark quartz
What the FRICK
yeah i said it
last whale
yeah i said it
lime harness
man my laptop is really efficient at downloading mods
wanton portal
man my laptop is really efficient at downloading mods
so efficient that it's adding other things
lime harness
so efficient that it's adding other things
is it bad I wanna try to take up coding and modeling again
purely so I can mod in mechs to games that don't have them yet
because fuck your shitty abrams
mech with a bolt action will always be better
wanton portal
RDR2's story
indigo plover
Thought this was a map of the Roman Empire at first glance
scenic magnet
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1221586154562912350/1348446066277613568/I...
machinen krieger?
agile helm
guys this update is crazy
storm otter
but its in the game specific catagory
is that a mermaid dawg
umbral bough
unreal bay
https://store.steampowered.com/app/581630/Sword_With_Sauce/ was a neat game back in 2018
lime harness
machinen krieger?
Iron Harvest
chilly saffron
unreal bay
7ThePrimagen is not a baron
elder pawn
scenic magnet
Iron Harvest
https://www.hearnshobbies.com/cdn/shop/files/H64130.jpg?v=1749850398
pretty similar vibe tho
lime harness
oh nice
scenic magnet
tod und sig?
lime harness
tod und sig?
I'd tell you what it meant if my wifi wasn't so slow
indigo plover
Iβve gotta make some models
agile helm
https://store.steampowered.com/app/581630/Sword_With_Sauce/ was a neat game back...
i remember this
indigo plover
1:10,000,000 scale Panzerstadt model taking up the living room
lime harness
tod und sig?
Death and Sign
scenic magnet
Neat. That model would be really funny if you slapped some orks on there and made it a battle wagon
lime harness
y e s
unreal bay
i remember this
Amazing
indigo plover
1:10,000,000 scale Panzerstadt model taking up the living room
Panzerstadt is probably the largest armored vehicle I know of in fiction. Itβs at least three kilometers tall and likely several times that in terms of length and width.
I donβt have image perms yet but concept art of it exists and it looks fucking awesome
scenic magnet
Panzerstadt is probably the largest armored vehicle I know of in fiction. Itβs a...
we're getting into 40k number scaling now lmao
untold wraith
YOOOO
indigo plover
we're getting into 40k number scaling now lmao
True
Speranza my beloved
untold wraith
And jacksepticeye
Jacksepticeye episode #45 of HAAAAAAPPPPPYYY WHEEEELSS
untold wraith
unreal bay
do you remember toribash
yes!!!
agile helm
i was there
polar flame
I've read the announcements like 6 times today trying to figure out if the new Half Sword build is coming out or not. Is it?
It said they were gonna release on the steam fest?
shrewd carbon
they meant final day as in final day of them leaking stuff
open dew
It said they were gonna release on the steam fest?
not anymore
open dew
whyuhhh
they supposedly didn't finish the steamfest versiom
so they gave you 7 sneak peeks about stuff that'll be added in early access in 7 days
polar flame
so they gave you 7 sneak peeks about stuff that'll be added in early access in 7...
have the 7 days passed?
open dew
have the 7 days passed?
yea
polar flame
oh
polar flame
is early access the new updated version?
or the steam version
im a little confused lol
open dew
NO STEAM FEST
EARLY ACCESS RELEASE SOON
won't be a demo
demo will stay up after early access
no more demo updates
polar flame
EARLY ACCESS RELEASE SOON
yayyyyyyy
unreal bay
open dew
hi gal
supple field
won't be a demo
demo will stay up after early access
no more demo updates
im wifi maxxing
open dew
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1190394007205990543/1303772511439421510/t...
stop
I'm going to punch you
supple field
why ;-;
faint terrace
guys is there a way to get 0.3 version of half sword?
supple field
I'm os violent today
yeah u were earlier too
open dew
guys is there a way to get 0.3 version of half sword?
@supple field do you have the versions
who had the past versions
supple field
I do not, no
faint terrace
i dont
scarlet creek
who had the past versions
I think you can get it on cs.rin.ru
echo tapir
We need online 100%
I just tried the demo, one of the most fun shits I've ever played.
undone cloud
scarlet creek
who had the past versions
it might count as piracy @faint terrace
faint terrace
yeah i dont even know where to start on this site lmao
amber escarp
scarlet creek
yeah i dont even know where to start on this site lmao
yk what
hahahaha
I'm so evil
amber escarp
faint dragon
This will be half sword in 2015
faint dragon
https://tenor.com/view/avgn-angry-video-game-nerd-bugs-bunny-chazington-gif-1034...
Ngl they should add angry videogame nerd to halfsword
fickle folio
How strong is the spiky spear? π
amber escarp
Ngl they should add angry videogame nerd to halfsword
Yes
amber escarp
amber escarp
Chat I am so infuriated right now
dry laurel
asd
dry laurel
you're not even paying for the game
who do i ping for the level up thing im on an alt
open dew
if thatz what you're saying
scarlet creek
you're not even paying for the game
That's also what I thought but I said that because a mod said it could count as piracy for some reason
open dew
That's also what I thought but I said that because a mod said it could count as ...
what mod
scarlet creek
Also you can't get the 0.3 demo from official places anymore so idk
open dew
do u remmeber
open dew
Also you can't get the 0.3 demo from official places anymore so idk
a mod shared most links of past versions
frigid kernel
Wait we have cannons now
scarlet creek
a mod shared most links of past versions
Then idk who was that
open dew
Wait we have cannons now
Huh?
scarlet creek
Wait we have cannons now
The smoke effect looks cartoony imo
scarlet creek
Huh?
Check #announcements
frigid kernel
It might be a bit much
open dew
Then idk who was that
you probably thought someone else was a mod, since from what I'm seeing in the past month no mod said anything about past versions being piraxy
closest thing I've seen is someone talking about how pirating forxa old versions isn't pirating since it's "abandonware" whenever it used to be pay
amber escarp
I think ranged weapons are a cool addition
open dew
about 20-30 days from now, i believe
open dew
Check <#1082232813698424884>
I'm aware
open dew
The smoke effect looks cartoony imo
it'll be changed to be more realistic in early access
*supposedly
nocturne forge
Anyone know what kind of game half sword is going to be? like Iβm kind of confused like will it just be a more extended version of the playtest or what?
open dew
Anyone know what kind of game half sword is going to be? like Iβm kind of confus...
kill people go through ranks
big gauntlet
I'm guessing it'll be close to the current demo we have and it's characteristics in the Gauntlet mode
waxen heart
Prob story mode
nocturne forge
kill people go through ranks
Sounds dope, I wish they added it on Xbox or something though since I dont have a pc
open dew
Prob story mode
i hope not
open dew
Sounds dope, I wish they added it on Xbox or something though since I dont have ...
#faq mentions stuff about that
unreal bay
The smoke effect looks cartoony imo
its 8 months old
open dew
pc now
console later
Mac if there's enough support
open dew
its 8 months old
yeah
scarlet creek
you probably thought someone else was a mod, since from what I'm seeing in the p...
Found it, it was moai saying they had to take down playtest reuploads so I assumed it was the same for 0.3
open dew
Found it, it was moai saying they had to take down playtest reuploads so I assum...
really? can you send me the message link in dms if it's possible, I'll really appreciate it
nocturne forge
Is the release still planned this year?
unreal bay
Is the release still planned this year?
cinder thunder
Is the release still planned this year?
no it next yer
scarlet creek
Wait escape from tarkov was part of the inspiration for half sword?
open dew
what parts
mentioned in m00 stream
supple field
ah yeah i dont watch any halfsword content
amber escarp
scarlet creek
YeaHhh
scarlet creek
Having to buy your stuff is something I wanted to see in the game
Considering how bad I manage resources I'll probably be half naked fighting against knights tho
faint dragon
Half sword has the most realistic and peak armor design I have ever seen in any medieval game. Huge thanks devs
scarlet creek
Wait a second what exactly are the yellow squares
gilded dawn
nya
open dew
Wait a second what exactly are the yellow squares
and it's what you currently have on
scarlet creek
I had no expectations for this before but now I'm hyped
faint dragon
We got a depressed willie
scarlet creek
They've been posting a lot of progress lately
faint dragon
Full sword coming soon
gloomy furnace
i hope
gloomy furnace
better have half sword by the time i get my college acceptances π₯
scarlet creek
Btw where did you find this?
open dew
I puked it
scarlet creek
How are they going to optimize this
gloomy furnace
my nasa pc better run ts
gloomy furnace
How are they going to optimize this
what ue5 game is optimized
that doesnt exist
π
wanton portal
wait what
enviroment destructability?
open dew
wait what
enviroment destructability?
fire
open dew
fire wasn't made back rhen
open dew
not gonna lie valid as fuck
gloomy furnace
i mean i get it
wanton portal
scarlet creek
not gonna lie valid as fuck
I mean yeah waiting for nothing sucks
umbral bough
when you don't set high expectations you never get disappointed lmao
gloomy furnace
people r gonna get confused theres no updates for months and then the only hint they get when the game is expected to release is a few photos
umbral bough
if it's good woohoo game is amazing and i enjoy it
if it's bad damn who would've known
scarlet creek
when you don't set high expectations you never get disappointed lmao
I didnt even know a demo build was supposed to be released lol
wanton portal
I want a kcd2 remaster
open dew
wonderbeast had said a demo build would've released
then everyone hyped
then no steamfest demo
umbral bough
on god my intuition was like "naaah it's not gonna happen"
open dew
yeah lol
scarlet creek
Meanwhile exanima fans...
open dew
where is my 30% jalfsword
faint dragon
then no steamfest demo
Ye was expecting that
umbral bough
partly in spite towards the overhyped community and wanting to see them suffer (i am fueled with hatred)
open dew
partly in spite towards the overhyped community and wanting to see them suffer (...
me too..
faint dragon
Let us wait for full sword
umbral bough
and partly because i simply don't hype myself up until it actually happens
scarlet creek
and partly because i simply don't hype myself up until it actually happens
Same, we should all be like this
umbral bough
like yeah i love half sword and am excited about it and became one of the finest players because it's a good game
wanton portal
scarlet creek
like yeah i love half sword and am excited about it and became one of the finest...
Saying there's no demo at last minute is kinda dissapointing and frustrating
umbral bough
but sacrificing your day/personal life for it is setting yourself up for total disappointment if something goes wrong
umbral bough
Saying there's no demo at last minute is kinda dissapointing and frustrating
i shrugged and put my phone in my pocket and continued on with my day
game is releasing anyways
wanton portal
but sacrificing your day/personal life for it is setting yourself up for total d...
what if they have a shitton of freetime though
like summer vacation and all that stuff
umbral bough
the current demo still peak
umbral bough
what if they have a shitton of freetime though
like summer vacation and all that...
then spend summer vacation as if there's no half sword
planning your life around a demo release imo is kind of diabolical
wanton portal
planning your life around a demo release imo is kind of diabolical
life... is halfsword
open dew
@umbral bough do u think anyone would realize if I changed my entire profile
wanton portal
no
umbral bough
who knows
open dew
who is me
scarlet creek
game is releasing anyways
Hey devs can you please release the EA on january 20 of 2026
open dew
idk why they would know
scarlet creek
For no particular reason
umbral bough
release early access december 31st of 2026
please god
make them suffer
i just want to see them suffer
open dew
HALF SWORD EARLY ACCESS RELEASE 2030
fickle folio
release early access december 31st of 2026
I'm fine with the demo
scarlet cradle
release early access december 31st of 2026
August 12th, 2036
frigid kernel
And we are now in Q4 so we got a few months
If it comes out in q4 imma be so happy
nocturne forge
If it comes out in q4 imma be so happy
Same bro
umbral bough
That would also mean no game for you
demo works for me
frigid kernel
How u find this
scarlet creek
demo works for me
It gets boring yk
open dew
I paid 300$ to get early access zooner
if you want early access i accept Paypal and Venmo
wanton portal
release early access december 31st of 2026
GTA 6 and halfsword EA on the same year?
yes please
frigid kernel
I paid 300$ to get early access zooner
Wat
open dew
GTA 6 and halfsword EA on the same year?
yes please
what does this even mean
umbral bough
It gets boring yk
not for me
scarlet creek
what does this even mean
Two cakes
frigid kernel
GTA 6 and halfsword EA on the same year?
yes please
Watch gta 6 come out in 2026
umbral bough
what does this even mean
two cakes
open dew
didn't GTA 6 get delayed until 2026
wanton portal
yeah
scarlet creek
frigid kernel
GTA 6 and halfsword EA on the same year?
yes please
Which ones the better cake tho
wanton portal
so I dont mind waiting for half sword to be released on 2026
gusty rain
hey sorry im new here and im a huge fan of the beta do we know when the full game is coming out
frigid kernel
hey sorry im new here and im a huge fan of the beta do we know when the full gam...
2030
umbral bough
end of this year at latest
lavish blade
<@1048770036954845204> who had 0.3
i do
scarlet creek
end of this year at latest
He said full game not EA
frigid kernel
end of this year at latest
What he said
woeful crag
will we have the ability to bash in peoples skulls in the full vers
scarlet creek
frigid kernel
Wish we had guns trust
scarlet creek
hey sorry im new here and im a huge fan of the beta do we know when the full gam...
Full game will release after sui generis comes out
frigid kernel
Full game will release after sui generis comes out
What's that
scarlet creek
π₯Ή
gusty rain
i just wanna fuck up my friends
scarlet creek
i just wanna fuck up my friends
You wanna do what to your friends?
umbral bough
He said full game not EA
we can assume they mean early access
full full game no one knows
but years from now most likely
open dew
i just wanna fuck up my friends
There will be local split screen whenever early access gets released
scarlet creek
Full game is never
open dew
i got access to the full game
scarlet creek
What's that
It's the peak of gaming
hard swallow
He said full game not EA
EA is what ive been knowing and hearing, full game is still down the line in 2 - 3 years
gilded dawn
meow :3
wanton portal
halfsword is actually being bought by EA
thats why everyone keeps calling it halfsword EA
EA Sports
hard swallow
If full game releases then either HS Games crunches harder than mappa and we will get a buggy game
hard swallow
halfsword is actually being bought by EA
thats why everyone keeps calling it hal...
Early
Access
frigid kernel
There will be local split screen whenever early access gets released
How tho
plucky frigate
had to join the server just to voice this
frigid kernel
Like with two controllers?
frigid kernel
It's the peak of gaming
Sui generis?
wanton portal
nerf the candle stick holy
nerf the candle instead
scarlet creek
Sui generis?
Yes
wanton portal
it keeps setting me on fire
umbral bough
nerf the candle stick holy
plucky frigate
i am sick of dying to being grazed by a metal bar
hard swallow
https://tenor.com/view/wrong-drumpf-trump-stupid-gif-6220235
Ivan isnt a dull rusted ironheaded greedy bastard that sold their game to wall away while their game gets turned into a microstore full of fuckkn currencies to buy
frigid kernel
Candlestick my goat
scarlet creek
I want the patience of an exanima and sui generis enjoyer
hard swallow
Ivan isnt a dull rusted ironheaded greedy bastard that sold their game to wall a...
Hes too smart to do ts
plucky frigate
https://tenor.com/view/crying-funny-black-man-gif-3708949419905965398
i stg ππππ«©π«©π«© i just got this game and only thing that kills me is that dumb ass 10ft stick
open dew
goodmight
open dew
ehat the fuck
frigid kernel
nerf the candle stick holy
How do u even nerf a stick bro
open dew
CLUEELESS
umbral bough
i stg ππππ«©π«©π«© i just got this game and only thing that kills me is that dum...
you're not ready for the spiky spear
hard swallow
https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-gif-7671266944006879250
Plus hes too committed and in love with the concept to js sell his game
plucky frigate
How do u even nerf a stick bro
that thing tickles my body and im on the ground
umbral bough
these hollow accusations will not stick
hard swallow
these hollow accusations will not stick
frigid kernel
that thing tickles my body and im on the ground
Tickle them back
open dew
these hollow accusations will not stick
who else could change my user
umbral bough
yourself
hard swallow
who else could change my user
Yourself
open dew
i didnt
wanton portal
@umbral bough when are you changing your username to < aware
umbral bough
mfs out here lying on my name lmao
plucky frigate
Tickle them back
π im trying my best
open dew
i was changing my main avatar
plucky frigate
any of yall use first person
umbral bough
<@998946686170832977> when are you changing your username to < aware
when someone takes me off of the hs7 roster
hard swallow
any of yall use first person
Theres ur problem lol, fun but impractical
open dew
yea that's better
hard swallow
No visual input on your stance or arms
frigid kernel
any of yall use first person
Not for gauntlet
plucky frigate
i accidentally discovered it and im like holy
frigid kernel
I do it for swordfights
frigid kernel
π im trying my best
Me too twin
scarlet creek
open dew
cluefull
open dew
what
scarlet creek
Theres ur problem lol, fun but impractical
Fov is too small
supple field
the lower class needs an uprising every now and then
wanton portal
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1119596821010989167/1291408407328198698/yakuza-dame-da-ne.gif
plucky frigate
first person in the helmet π
supple field
cb
open dew
fuck yeah
I'm going to sleep now
@supple field recruit people while I'm gone
goodnightttt
frigid kernel
What's cb
supple field
clueless beater
frigid kernel
clueless beater
U beat clueless ppl?
open dew
Piss role abuse
you too
supple field
no
open dew
U beat clueless ppl?
i do
supple field
the person
wanton portal
This server...
There's no such thing as civilized
drifting stirrup
scarlet creek
What is the hs7
supple field
why cant they be known for their craft too
maybe there needs to be a 7 dwarves, like craftsman
lavish blade
do they have to be known for fighting
im not on the hs7
they have to be good at fighting
supple field
this is so lame
lavish blade
i can, however, make a seperate hs7 where every talent is included
umbral bough
supple field
i can, however, make a seperate hs7 where every talent is included
this would be cool
umbral bough
at this point mfs are just gonna have community awards
modern yacht
i can, however, make a seperate hs7 where every talent is included
even being #1 worst player in the game?
that's a talent
lavish blade
does @indigo hare know of this
karmic axle
oh bet
lavish blade
i just hit the sickest clip but medal wasnt open
faint dragon
Whats khaby lame mechanism about guys
wanton portal
dudeeee
imagine if halfsword released way earlier this year
we would've had a zombie-based gamemode
for halloween
scarlet cradle
Zombiefied willies
So willies?
faint dragon
Yes but zombified
umbral bough
enemies that feel no pain
mods can do that
wanton portal
mods can do that
I still think a pain tolerant slider should be added
In the base game
umbral bough
i assume this is already accounted for in ea
wanton portal
Yay
umbral bough
half sword enhancer
pinned in #modders-guild-hall
also congratulations on graduating from pink school
thorn salmon
ripe oar
I hate the sharpness in this game
I'm getting cut in half from a knife going the speed of a snail
Literally has 0 velocity
And I'm just getting cleaved in half
wintry ingot
ripe oar
It makes half swording so annoying when you're going in for the kill and their weapon taps you so now Willie just bleeds out and dies instantly because his leg got cut off
wintry ingot
It makes half swording so annoying when you're going in for the kill and their w...
be more careful , all willies are as deadly as you are
Β―_(γ)_/Β―
and if damage is a problem , turn it down in settings
ripe oar
be more careful , all willies are as deadly as you are
No they're more dangerous because apparently I just get cut in half from literally nothingπ
ripe oar
and if damage is a problem , turn it down in settings
I feel like you shouldn't have to do that
wintry ingot
completely disable gore if you wish to not get sliced in half , better yet , no limbs lost therefore they regenerate to a point where they are not a nuisance but still useless
wintry ingot
I feel like you shouldn't have to do that
then get good , got no other advice for you
ripe oar
then get good , got no other advice for you
Good thing I didn't ask for your advice
lucid edge
No they're more dangerous because apparently I just get cut in half from literal...
you can do the same i think
ripe oar
you can do the same i think
Its just stupid
Its completely reliant on jank
It isn't fun when I accidentally cut someone in half by tapping my sword into them either
wintry ingot
"game is so unfair!!!"
the game:
ripe oar
It just feels unearned and random
ripe oar
"game is so unfair!!!"
the game:
That's not gauntlet mode
ripe oar
"game is so unfair!!!"
the game:
I said it was frustrating
Not unfair
I just find it annoying when I die to jank
wintry ingot
I just find it annoying when I die to jank
it's a demo , it's expected to be janky
ripe oar
it's a demo , it's expected to be janky
Oh my god and I can't just say that without you trying to dismiss everything
You can't just say yeah it's janky
Nope
Dismiss everything
Get gud kid
wintry ingot
Get gud kid
alright π
umbral bough
You can't just say yeah it's janky
yeah it's jank as shit
it's amazing and great and it's all we have until the devs feed us starving souls
ripe oar
Yeah that's what I'm saying
ripe oar
I just downloaded like a week ago
umbral bough
makes for a good 600 hours of gameplay
umbral bough
I just downloaded like a week ago
you get used to it
wintry ingot
you get used to it
was about to say the same
umbral bough
ripe oar
And the jank just makes it so annoying to beat
umbral bough
gore works great when you start to avoid damage
ripe oar
Usually it isn't such a problem because the gauntlet fights are usually short and not trying to pick up weapons
But it's really not fun getting killed by dropped weapon
umbral bough
ultimate challenge the blood also causes crashes fyi
it will get you near the end and be the epitome of ragebait
ripe oar
ultimate challenge the blood also causes crashes fyi
Yeah that's why I just hopped off
I finally was making good progress
And it crashed
umbral bough
turn blood off and pray you can kill someone with a polearm
ripe oar
Nope
umbral bough
then use that polearm to win everything
ripe oar
then use that polearm to win everything
It makes me sad I wanna use longsword but they keep spawning with spears
It isn't a problem when it's like one guy
umbral bough
my advice as one of the apex longsword players
it's not even worth it just pick up the polearm
wintry ingot
it's not even worth it just pick up the polearm
don't you kill MaA with commoner tho
ripe oar
it's not even worth it just pick up the polearm
Yeah that's what I was starting to do before the game crashed
umbral bough
don't you kill MaA with commoner tho
that's me and not the average player
i do it to prove that half sword in its current state isn't very difficult after you a grip on the ai and general weapon/footwork control
wintry ingot
i do it to prove that half sword in its current state isn't very difficult after...
fair enough
umbral bough
but my advice to the average/newish player is to pick up a heavier/longer polearm and bash their skulls in
if you want a free win stick see if you can kill a guy holding this thing and use it @ripe oar
or one of the polearms that looks like this
wintry ingot
or one of the polearms that looks like this
voulge my beloved
ripe oar
if you want a free win stick see if you can kill a guy holding this thing and us...
Mb my phone died
faint dragon
Waluigi vs Luigi
ripe oar
if you want a free win stick see if you can kill a guy holding this thing and us...
That's what I had until my game crashed and I ragequit
umbral bough
That's what I had until my game crashed and I ragequit
rip
ripe oar
I was literally like finally
Because I knew I wouldn't be taking anymore damage for the rest of the run
What i didn't know is that I wouldn't be taking any more damage because I would not be playing the gameπ
ripe oar
or one of the polearms that looks like this
This one is really nice
I was using swords on the knight rank
And it just takes forever
I tried half swording it but
The gaps are hard to slip into
wintry ingot
ripe oar
Cute
umbral bough
wintry ingot
I was using swords on the knight rank
later tiers you'll want to focus on KO-ing than killing
ripe oar
Holy
umbral bough
I was using swords on the knight rank
unless you're militus do not try using swords at knight
ripe oar
unless you're militus do not try using swords at knight
I mean i beat it with swords
umbral bough
doesn't mean it's optimal
umbral bough
that's realistic armor for you
plain scroll
doesn't mean it's optimal
Doesnt have to be optimal to be fun 
faint dragon
Howβs perro doing
ripe oar
later tiers you'll want to focus on KO-ing than killing
Kill everyone..
umbral bough
Doesnt have to be optimal to be fun <:pregowillie:1329633924821028875>
we speak strictly in the context of a newer player in pursuit of the best way to get by
wintry ingot
Howβs perro doing
good actually
faint dragon
good actually
Ngl perro is cute
plain scroll
we speak strictly in the context of a newer player in pursuit of the best way to...
I advocate for try stuff and find whats fun 
umbral bough
nothing us upper echelon players do is optimal
umbral bough
I advocate for try stuff and find whats fun <a:Ronaldo:1375729805563134022>
the sword and shield user at knight:
ripe oar
we speak strictly in the context of a newer player in pursuit of the best way to...
I will become longsword pro
wintry ingot
Ngl perro is cute
he is , but he's vicious aswell
he will ask for pets , only for him to bite you after 2 minutes
he's lucky to be deaf
umbral bough
I will become longsword pro
i can help
unless you prefer to do it the strict hema way then i know a guy who likes to berate my swordplay as unrealistic
ripe oar
unless you prefer to do it the strict hema way then i know a guy who likes to be...
That's what i was doing π
faint dragon
he is , but he's vicious aswell
he will ask for pets , only for him to bite you...
Perro is very demanding, but still good doggo ππΏππΏ
umbral bough
ripe oar
I was trying to do real hema techniques
But it's hard since Willie csnt parry very well
umbral bough
wintry ingot
Perro is very demanding, but still good doggo ππΏππΏ
indeed
umbral bough
I was trying to do real hema techniques
if you want to just dominate willie you're better off trying to adapt to playing the game within its constraints
apply realistic techniques/have realistic techniques overlap with what works in the game
ripe oar
True
umbral bough
my swordplay has that hollywood swordplay feel to it because the game allows you to do big dramatic parries that work
ripe oar
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430080126518824980/5...
That's sick
wintry ingot
all it takes is practice , practice , practice