general-catfish-🐱🐟

[wind geode]

yeah

[lofty kindle]

We were in this springs! We will be in next years as well, if plans go accordingly.

[toxic thistle]

to keep you on your toes

[trim copper]

dont worry mr. goblin no executing will happen

[frosty stratus]

MY NAME IS GOOBLIE

[blazing lodge]

fantastic

[frosty stratus]

AS IN GO0NLIE

[wind geode]

and how did the first guy miss

[toxic thistle]

maybe I should finish the achievements again (This is like the 3rd time)

[frosty stratus]

@lofty kindle btw FINAL QUESTION I SWEAR. will we get EA screenshots for the rest of the week untill the end of steam nextfest?

[wind geode]

😭

[languid ruin]

baron willie... 🫨

[stone sedge]

Not beating the not reading allegations

[toxic thistle]

I mean that isn't really stable firing.

[frosty stratus]

we take that as a yes

[frosty stratus]

dude i only came back like 2 mins ago

😭

what did i miss

[languid ruin]

bro doesent clean side rooms

[wind geode]

I just got in that room

[lofty kindle]

This is the plan.

[frosty stratus]

YESSSSS

lets goooo

[toxic thistle]

@wind geode you playing with AI or multiplayer?

[quick torrent]

#1

[languid ruin]

i remember when i was doing the mission in the woods the target just kinda saw me through a door and pulverized my kneecaps

[languid ruin]

WE yes we ARE READY

[lofty kindle]

Yes/no. No playable instruments.

[wind geode]

I'm going for iron man

[toxic thistle]

ah

[quick torrent]

We are the highest ranked demo at Steam Next Fest

[toxic thistle]

so bots

[quick torrent]

above the new might and magic

[languid ruin]

all we care for is INSTRUMENTS OF DESTRUCTION

[wind geode]

I tell my bots to stay at the mission start

I go in solo

[lucid atlas]

Such tools are only reserved for the finest of professional musicians (Good malware)

[toxic thistle]

your going for this one right?

[languid ruin]

is there a set date for steam nextfest?

[languid ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/dio-the-world-power-charge-gif-13331683

[lofty kindle]

There will be lot's of that in due time.

[wind geode]

and this one at the same time. Maybe the hermit too

[wind geode]

I was only missing hide and seek for the too old for this achievement

[trim copper]

@lofty kindle question
||how are you doing?||

[toxic thistle]

I still got to go through the missions on hard mode, and maybe challenge my self and do S-Rank on hard as well

[languid ruin]

i look foward to exploiting the physics engine to accelerate hornet nests at mach 1 towards not so innocent mercenaries

[wind geode]

It's a shame the way out west achievement is bugged

[lofty kindle]

I am doing great!

Post days are chaotic but it's what I am here for, and I love my job.

-# || I even like some of you, but not the guy that keeps removing context and posting Screenshots on Reddit||

[toxic thistle]

Yeah, and it's not even just that one. "The Hanged man" Is also bugged

I did it with bots, and it didn't count, but once I completed a mission of Hide and seek with randoms with out even using the kit, the game gives it to me

it's weird

[languid ruin]

im SUPPOSED to play RoN with my friends but these bums have actual lives and can never hop on

[toxic thistle]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1316481975535669340 Make the thread popular again

[normal rose]

Non-Willie in the teaser photo, I am literally crying and pissing rn

[languid ruin]

ready or not

[toxic thistle]

Ready or Not is a FPS where you play as a SWAT leader

[trim copper]

good to know man!!

[trim copper]

damn i forgot this thread existed

[toxic thistle]

yeah it's been hibernated

[outer sequoia]

Will EA bosses be easier or harder than the current demo?

[frosty stratus]

prob hard

[hardy jay]

Man the stuff the devs are working on look so good that just witnessing the screenshots makes my graphics card eject from the PC and strangle me

[stone spade]

why'd you put it in quotation marks like that

[twin abyss]

I wonder what the gameplay loop will be

[lucid atlas]

Frank was caught with 150 hours on noita

[twin abyss]

I doubt he can say

But I'd like to know

[stone spade]

ah yes I love the video game referred to commonly as a "noita"

[sly meteor]

"Hey look mom, no hands!" All jokes aside this is freaking awesome

[toxic thistle]

I beat yakuza 0 after 111 hours

time to play the rest

[stone spade]

gotta get those 15 achievements

[frosty stratus]

ngl why does bro look so disgusted?

[toxic thistle]

I AM NOT PLAYING MAHJONG

[stone spade]

start grinding them mini games brah

[stone spade]

YOU GOTTA

[toxic thistle]

You can't make me

[sly meteor]

Hes about to die, I would be disgusted too

[frosty stratus]

i think you would be more afraid then disgusted

but alr

[sly meteor]

Lol

[toxic thistle]

I'm not gonna be this cool guy

[stone spade]

smh

[umbral bough]

yakuza is peak gaming

[toxic thistle]

0 was really fun

[twin abyss]

Mind boggled

[toxic thistle]

Shame when directors cut comes in, it won't be a free upgrade

(I'm not gonna buy yakuza 0 twice just for a dub and 25 minutes of extra cutscenes... but the auto save is a nice feature)

On like different platforms?

or for a friend?

how do you buy notia twice?

ah

makes since

I might not play Yakuza3 remestared and just wait till kawami 3 comes out

I hear combat is atrocious in 3

[indigo leaf]

New locations look soo cool
but im afraid of optimization

[twin abyss]

Nature is a difficult thing to optimize

[sly meteor]

@lofty kindle question, is the city of Frankenberg that is featured in the screenshots Frankenberg, Hesse? Or Frankenberg, Saxony?

[lofty kindle]

Hesse.

[frosty stratus]

mcwonderbeast are u mcwonderbeast?

[wind geode]

chad

[lofty kindle]

I'm timing you out until EA.

[frosty stratus]

Fuck.

[toxic thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wtf-shocked-cat-what-the-fuck-what-the-fuck-cat-gif-56584116250021707

you can just do that?

WAIT

[frosty stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-flips-off-camera-gif-10373591999566497745

[toxic thistle]

DM ME THE TIMEOUT LENGTH THATS HOW WILL KNOW WHEN EA WILL DROP

[lofty kindle]

With bots anything is possible.

[frosty stratus]

alr

i sacrifice designated cat poster instead of me

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-gif-7671266944006879250

[frosty stratus]

time him out instead of me

cuz i said so

:3

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1334274710804107367/1416301827988918292/evil.gif

[toxic thistle]

it wont contain me

[frosty stratus]

fatass cat 😭

chonky chonker 9000

[toxic thistle]

NOO

[frosty stratus]

his belly is mcpounder fat

noone can hear him eat

[frosty stratus]

[toxic thistle]

[frosty stratus]

[toxic thistle]

@wind geode

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/black-stare-nah-wyd-eye-gif-23953713

[toxic thistle]

cool gun right, oh this watch... nothing

[unkempt zodiac]

just realized kingmakers got delayed again

not ideal

[toxic thistle]

indeed

[unborn kayak]

that game looks like ai ad

[toxic thistle]

I mean it needs an artist touch

[idle gale]

will there be a storymode

[toxic thistle]

but if it plays like they advertise I aint complaining

[idle gale]

and when is half sword coming out

[toxic root]

burger

[idle gale]

and when is half sword coming out

[toxic thistle]

Early acess is planned somewhere in Q4 of this year

1.0 is unkown

[idle gale]

is early access gonna be free

[toxic thistle]

no

[idle gale]

is early access gonna be free

how much

[toxic thistle]

@lofty kindle

[unkempt zodiac]

expect somewhere around $20

[idle gale]

what will there be in early accesss

will ther be new things

[unkempt zodiac]

i believe they said from the survey it won't be above $40, and since it's releasing in early access, it'll be priced lower

[toxic thistle]

$1000

[toxic root]

honestly if this game is more then 20 im still gonna buy it

[unborn kayak]

no its gonna be the itch.io version

[idle gale]

is it gonna be the same thing

like demo

[toxic thistle]

the best kind

[idle gale]

is there gonna be new places and arenas

[toxic root]

no

[idle gale]

is there gonna be new places and arenas

[toxic root]

yes

[idle gale]

how you knw

know

[unborn kayak]

bru

[toxic thistle]

look in #work-in-progress

[idle gale]

oh ok

[lofty kindle]

Yes you can see some new maps in the recent #announcements posts.

[toxic root]

i js do dumbnut

[idle gale]

okk

thx

[tepid bison]

do yall think halfsword is basically blade n sorcery but pc?

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-swayze-dalton-roadhouse-be-nice-gif-18234539

[idle gale]

when is earcly access tho

[toxic thistle]

Theirs no magic

[idle gale]

when is early access

[toxic thistle]

MAGIC IS BANED

[tepid bison]

without magic yea

[toxic root]

yes sir

[sonic python]

https://tenor.com/view/swat-ready-or-not-live-reaction-reaction-live-gif-10424195030090112933

[idle gale]

when is early acess

[lofty kindle]

Soon. The release date is not offiically set yet, we will be announcing soon.

[idle gale]

i hope its not march 2026

thats to far away

[sonic python]

the patience you have is worth respecting

[unborn kayak]

i just rewatched the holy grail like a week ago

[toxic root]

i better get used to the combat system

[lofty kindle]

Nope the plan is to have it to you no later then December 31st.

[tepid bison]

mmmmm nah i kill all the willys with my fists

[idle gale]

ok good

[toxic thistle]

I know a spell to give Willie his Willie back

[undone ore]

I JUST BEAT THE BARON

IT TOOK ME 3 DAYS

[rare kraken]

This thing does not have to be 18,3 mb big

[stark flume]

She ultimate on my challenge till I halfsword.

[unborn kayak]

she half my sword

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-rogers-proud-of-you-so-proud-of-you-im-so-proud-of-you-i'm-proud-of-you-gif-10989094795311289485

[undone ore]

i have only halfsword

[toxic thistle]

she swording on my half

[undone ore]

thank you 🙂

tf?

[toxic root]

my favorite color is purple

[undone ore]

: )

[wispy python]

any tips on the third boss?
he keeps getting a hit on me and dismantling my body piece by piece

[toxic root]

do yall like the color purple

[wispy python]

best colour

[rustic barn]

Go a tier down and use the pitch fork

[undone ore]

which one is the third one?

[wispy python]

alr

[wispy python]

big fuckass sword guy after the guy with the wraith

[toxic root]

yay!

[undone ore]

oh, i used a sword on him\

[wispy python]

ballright

[rustic barn]

His sword is so sharp that it’ll cut you in half diagonally

[mental jewel]

Just practice against him

Better to hold and give up than die is a good tip

[undone ore]

actually i think i used halfsword on all of them except the last one

[tepid bison]

a half built red mannequin

[rustic barn]

And when he separates you?

It’s not

Range will always win in the arena ALWAYS

[toxic root]

guys

[mental jewel]

If your really chad you just use fists the hole gauntlet

[toxic root]

i just herd someting tearable

[toxic root]

aberhamlincon died D:

[mental jewel]

I beat him about 3 months ago. Maybe more at this point

[topaz bolt]

you step on the barons shoe by mistake

[toxic root]

that made me laf moor then it shoold haf

why yall got so quit

qyit

[tepid bison]

gave bro a lobotomy (i already sold his brain)

[toxic root]

slint

silant

[toxic thistle]

aight gonna start my yakuza 1 kawmi playthrough

have fun everyone

[toxic root]

suh uh

[meager granite]

pissing everywhere rn
is this chat alive

[toxic root]

nine

[hybrid shell]

ayo anybody knows for when the realse of earlyacess is planed?

[indigo hare]

It was until you showed up pissing everywhere

[meager granite]

did some of it splash on u or something 😭

[toxic root]

gays i dont no y but my profesinal file just got change

[idle gale]

bro the first boss is impossible to beat u have nothing good to kill him with

except a hammer

[neat tundra]

one minute please

[toxic root]

dos anyone no y my profesor file just gor change

[toxic root]

My fault

It wont happen again

[idle gale]

how do i beat the first boss

[safe holly]

How i get that play test guys

[idle gale]

ok

[toxic root]

candle

[idle gale]

ok

[toxic root]

the long one

[neat tundra]

idk

there is also a knife in the middle of the arena, always spawns.

[idle gale]

i dont have a knife

[shadow cipher]

extremely low fov smh

!!

[toxic root]

just get one

[indigo hare]

Theres only the demo currently on steam or epic games store

[safe holly]

Slide the new version

😂

[neat tundra]

its in the middle of the arena on the ground, it always spawns there.

[idle gale]

ok ill see cause i never saw it ther

[toxic root]

ther

[idle gale]

bro

stfu

stop being toxic

[idle gale]

english aint my first laungauge

[toxic root]

oh my fault

i didnt know

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/lock-it-down-both-of-you-callense-los-dos-mexicanmerty-halo-reach-happy-birthday-gif-27416480

[indigo hare]

The halo tv show was good and if you disagree Youre a loser

[spark quartz]

what an awful opinion

[neat tundra]

oh and another thing in case you didnt know, holding shift and tapping wasd is what allows you to dodge, and you also get a lower slightly different combat stance which is arguably better compared to when you dont hold shift.

[idle gale]

Ok

[toxic root]

thank you for your words of wisdom

[indigo hare]

Blah blah blah “but my lore!“ shut up nerd it’s a good sci fi show that nobody outside of mega HALO NERDS cares about the lore being 100% I’ll die on this hill

The Witcher show was good too

[spark quartz]

Yeah the Witcher show was good for the first two seasons

The halo show had cool action but ruined chief entirely

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/opinion-ignored-armstrong-gif-25703808

[spark quartz]

Yes "my lore"

[indigo hare]

Well I thought, master chief was a baller in the show 😎

[toxic root]

guys what's the name of that one war movie where its about a medic who refuses to kill anybody

[spark quartz]

Hacksaw ridge

[indigo hare]

Hacksaw ridge

[toxic root]

thx

[spark quartz]

Fuck you easter

[indigo hare]

😡

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/carried-soldier-helping-aid-i-will-save-you-gif-15743348

[indigo hare]

I’ll hacksaw your ridge if you don’t apologize

[neat tundra]

mod civil war
which side are you on boy
which side are you on

[toxic root]

how can i send a gif?

[spark quartz]

Become level 2 😄

By chatting

[indigo hare]

Bro ignored me

[toxic root]

oh ok

[spark quartz]

you ignore me nearly constantly

[plain scroll]

This was Mopsen on blood day when he saved me from the eternal pits of hell

[indigo hare]

Two wrongs dont make a right

[spark quartz]

if I were a mod then i would've saved you like you were a damsel in distress

[toxic root]

deet deet doodly doo doo doo

[indigo hare]

You were probably yelling at the mod team on blood day

[toxic root]

sdiybt

[spark quartz]

I was actually not in the server on blood day

I had left

And came back

[indigo hare]

Wow

Didnt even care to be here

[toxic root]

is vilance the answer

[plain scroll]

I was no damsel. I was soloing but the hordes were slowly wearing me down. I was like noble 6 probably

[indigo hare]

Sorry ive been ignoring you

[toxic root]

aw man

[indigo hare]

It’s not your fault, it’s silly mods. Whenever I see him i just get so unreasonable angry and hostile

He brings out the worst in me

[toxic root]

thats it

im becoming sad dummy dum dum

[spark quartz]

I think thats just you all the time

[indigo hare]

See what I mean

[spark quartz]

I will not be your scapegoat

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-truth-nuke-walter-white-true-breaking-bad-truth-nuke-breaking-bad-true-gif-2370094217877194192

[spark quartz]

Was my impression of you accurate at least

[plain scroll]

Im gonna say yeah just to make you happy

[spark quartz]

thanks

[indigo hare]

You should apply to halfsword games for voice work

[covert storm]

hello i am an irl squid

[toxic root]

now im sad dummy dum dum\

😭

[spark quartz]

You wound me

[blazing lodge]

I like how you immediately showed him a tutorial how to kill the boss

[astral cipher]

when halfsword will be relased?

[astral cipher]

dayum

[covert storm]

his joy...

[lucid atlas]

October-December

[toxic root]

patice is key

[covert storm]

how can someone be this joyful while having the many bodies of his hivemind ripped into shreds every day

[indigo hare]

What kind of idiot makes a water bottle metal, but the top cap part plastic. Im still mad about my water bottle and im taking it out on you, im sorry my literal blood related brother

[covert storm]

also i love how the model of the white guy used for every character is named willie that's just funny to me

[lucid atlas]

[open dew]

hi

[covert storm]

hello real life harley quinn

[lucid atlas]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1227412021243281509/1293954671269904506/knight_talk.gif

[flat epoch]

[covert hearth]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j78brBi1PG0 me to willie as soon as i got to fist play

[flat epoch]

half sword, half jesus

[covert hearth]

🔥

[flat epoch]

thermonuclear golden armor vs coughing willie

[covert hearth]

lmao

[quiet shuttle]

Will there still be a free release pre Earl acess or will the next version we get after next fest be Earl acess already

[iron ravine]

I can’t wait for EA, my laptop is gonna be crying

Along with my wallet

[covert hearth]

I legit cant wait for Early Access too

Frnakberg forset looks amazing

and i cant wait for interior battles

or one day proper mulitplayer

[cosmic wave]

Yo guys is there some sort of multiplayer, so I can smash heads of my friends?

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-flopje-rabbit-flat-flattened-gif-3328345702515468435

[covert hearth]

will be one day

i pray

they do have local coop working tho

and controler support

for Early access

[covert hearth]

did bro just die

[cosmic wave]

O that’s good we can try this, thanks

[finite karma]

is there a new update?

[covert hearth]

no

all we can wait for is Early access

[drowsy finch]

indubitibly

[covert hearth]

which should come out by 2026

[drowsy finch]

I should grind out RoN fr

[covert hearth]

real

[spark quartz]

ROLI FOLLI

[finite karma]

ok

[drowsy finch]

SILLY BILLY

hallo!

[covert hearth]

i legit cant wait

[spark quartz]

hello

[covert hearth]

will pay 80 euros if needed

[drowsy finch]

Hiii hru doing what're you up too omgg hii

[covert hearth]

i need a new Mordhau asap

this one is too hard

[spark quartz]

I'm good playing bf6 rn how are you

[drowsy finch]

I'm good !! I just grinded out a few achievements in peak

[spark quartz]

Noice

[drowsy finch]

on da grind

I might shoot some people in RoN

[mental jewel]

Wat RoN?

[drowsy finch]

yhuhuh

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/berm-ron-ready-or-not-swat-explosion-gif-8532084739413819645

[mental jewel]

Wats*

[drowsy finch]

SWAT game

[mental jewel]

Ohh

[drowsy finch]

kill bad guys and the like

[mental jewel]

“Bad guys”

[dry shale]

well some of them are pretty unequivically bad

[drowsy finch]

terrorists and nonces are pretty bad guys

[indigo hare]

Cars cars cars

Car talk

General chat car talk

Better now MODS?

[umbral bough]

CARS

[indigo hare]

😡

[drowsy finch]

@umbral bough reference

[umbral bough]

CARS

AUTOMOBILES

SPEED

[drowsy finch]

well well well

[indigo hare]

DRIVINGGGG

[umbral bough]

OTHER DRIVERS SUCK

[neat tundra]

Are there suspects who remove their car mufflers in ready or not?

[umbral bough]

sorry bro i have a muffler

no primary cats but muffler yes

[indigo hare]

Im taking it off

At the halfway point

[umbral bough]

(racing muffler)

[indigo hare]

You wanna hear it from two miles away

[dry shale]

some of them feel like bmw drivers so maybe

[drowsy finch]

They should have a mission where you go after the people who steal catalytic converters

[dry shale]

sawn off muffler

[pearl coral]

hi

[umbral bough]

sorry bro i needed that 200 for some beer

[unborn sandal]

omg car talk

[dry shale]

driving in my car right after a beer

[umbral bough]

make sure to cold start and redline at 5am

[regal fjord]

GUYS IM DRIVING

[umbral bough]

be the VQ boy of the neighborhood

[drowsy finch]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FWt7Kg8FO90

[indigo hare]

I LOVE cold starting and immediately flooring it

[umbral bough]

because we love (I HAT EI HATE HATE HATE) VQs around here

[regal fjord]

ok but for real california drivers are nutso psycho schitzo crazy

[dry shale]

clueless do you play beamng drive

[drowsy finch]

this is the only correct way to drive fr

[umbral bough]

engine needs to warm up
make it work harder so it warms faster

i fail to see the problem

[indigo hare]

This is just objectively true

[umbral bough]

sometimes

[dry shale]

i fuckign knew it

[umbral bough]

i use it to train for real life tracks

spa and the nurburgring in my custom RUF mod

[indigo hare]

Do you have like a wheel for it?

[umbral bough]

or the e46 m3 sometimes

[umbral bough]

yah

g920

[dry shale]

tonight on top gear

[indigo hare]

I eat a Sandwhich

[umbral bough]

my bmw needs coilovers and a better cooling system before i track it more regularly

runs too hot after like 3-4 laps and it pulls timing

[neat tundra]

The suspect owns a Big truck that cant see children standing in front of it regardless of distance, no mufflers, and they are driving down your street at least 70 times during the night 10 times the speed limit.

What are you doing?

[umbral bough]

turbos get HOT

[indigo hare]

So do I when I see turbo

[dry shale]

banana peel in the road

[umbral bough]

you really seem to enjoy hating on my life-long passion and preferences

[indigo hare]

Yes

We hate around here

[dry shale]

im not hating it

beamng is goated

[indigo hare]

Thats halfcord

Oh

[dry shale]

i just had a hunch

[indigo hare]

Im hating

Please don’t let me kill chat

[dry shale]

its all in good fun gang

[neat tundra]

Fired for killing chat too many times

[umbral bough]

i permit it from golden names not FILTHY reds and pinks

[indigo hare]

Now im afraid to even say anything lest it dies again

Okay I shouldn’t have said that

Now obviously yall are gonna let it die

And make me look stupid

[umbral bough]

@indigo hare

[regal fjord]

so anyway

[umbral bough]

one of the 17T twin turbos that are currently sitting against my engine block

[regal fjord]

so anyway now that interruption is over

[indigo hare]

Thats a big boy turbo

[umbral bough]

it's chungus

[dry shale]

funky turbo

[indigo hare]

This baby gets SO MUCH AIR

[umbral bough]

i have it running 20-22psi on pump gas

with its buddy

makes a good 500 wheel

[visual valley]

hi

[umbral bough]

it makes a weird whistling sound

[dry shale]

clueless you got negative camber on any of your cars

[umbral bough]

every car got negative camber that's how alignment works

[dry shale]

fair

but i mean like have you adjusted it to have even more camber

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/แบะ-gif-23777819

Here you have

The stupidest shit ever

And if you have this clueless I’ll never let it go

[dry shale]

not like that

thats stupid shit

[indigo hare]

Why yes I would love for my tires to only last for a couple thousand miles

[last whale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/285880764493725696/1038929724753322107/image0-9.gif

[umbral bough]

forget the tires the wheels not lasting either

[dry shale]

why yes i want my car to get fuckin impaled on every single speedbump

[umbral bough]

combine that fuckass camber with running your shit static and you have the worst looking car with the worst driving experience

[neat tundra]

Did somebody say combine?

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-2-valve-entropy-zero-entropy-zero-2-breadman-gif-7311438283866164726

[umbral bough]

bimmer invasion of west palm beach 2025 🔥🔥

[dry shale]

clueless i have another hunch have you ever played my summer car

[umbral bough]

no

[forest falcon]

Youtube updated their UI again

[dry shale]

holy shit you should

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-corn-ungry-hungry-eating-corn-gif-7897761002079597507

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-angry-cat-angry-kitten-violence-violent-cat-gif-1754975238705756693

[dry shale]

i think you'd like it

[forest falcon]

hi schizzy ton

[umbral bough]

not my type of game actually

[last whale]

Hi hello

[dry shale]

really? damn

alr then

[umbral bough]

yeah

[dry shale]

finland simulator is not for everyone

[umbral bough]

the stuff you do in my summer car i do irl

[dry shale]

do you piss in your radiator to refill it

[umbral bough]

yes

[dry shale]

real

[spark quartz]

he eated the corn

[umbral bough]

jokes aside living in FL means you can just use distilled water as coolant

[modern yacht]

I prefer to piss in the fuel tank, but you do you

[umbral bough]

no need for antifreeze

[last whale]

SILLY HEAD SILLY HEAD SILLY HEAD HI HI HI

[umbral bough]

but i run the bmw blue coolant just because it's oem

[modern yacht]

you ever played the long drive?

that shit is so funny

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/majima-goro-majima-goromi-goro-majima-picmix-gif-1897870323237007553

[modern yacht]

tf happened to Snake

biggest downfall in history

[toxic root]

hey guys click this 😄
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgkA7DKmEzs

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[toxic root]

nuh uh

[umbral bough]

ip grabber

[modern yacht]

more like pp grabber

[toxic root]

its toatly not a rickroll

[dry shale]

most hidden rickroll link

[modern yacht]

it's not a slick sick ricky rick rick rickroll

https://tenor.com/view/davy-jones-death-pirates-of-the-caribbean-gif-6581654474224596036

[toxic root]

JUST CLICK ON IT 😭

[last whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266201634804072450/1270912403810287636/caption-17-1-1-1-1.gif

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/gulp-cat-gif-27257259

[dry shale]

no

https://tenor.com/view/gullible-cat-gif-10045432096842980672

embed fail

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/l4d2-hunter-left4dead2-louis-mod-gif-23718796

[toxic root]

SHUT UP

[spark quartz]

HI SHIZTON HI SHIZTON

[last whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1226627771602698316/1277310736158294087/caption-14.gif

[modern yacht]

is that John Silly Billy?

[modern yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/bewup-beloved-my-bmp1-gif-7439279136013668777

[last whale]

What the fuck am I watching

[toxic root]

mod can you please tell them that the link i sent is not a ip grabber, pp grabber, or a rickroll

[forest falcon]

help

https://i.ibb.co/HfgTktwD/image.png

[dry shale]

why do you want us to watch it so bad

[toxic root]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgkA7DKmEzs

[umbral bough]

only real original hood gangstas are tapped into their local street scene

[toxic root]

its a funny video\

[indigo hare]

It’s an ip grabber and a rickroll

[dry shale]

if its a video why isnt the embed working

[umbral bough]

trojan link

[last whale]

Bro wants our ip

[toxic root]

NO IT ISNT 😭

[modern yacht]

bro wants our PP

[drowsy finch]

ur name should be John Grabber, with how you're tryna grab our info

[supple field]

right when i open chat

love to see it

i have a sense for the car postings

[forest falcon]

embed failure

[umbral bough]

car enthusiasts united

[forest falcon]

🍵

[umbral bough]

did you see the bimmer invasion 2025 post yet

[supple field]

no

[toxic root]

if you dont click on it your a bad perosn

[umbral bough]

styled after forza horizon 1's main menu

[supple field]

show me

[dry shale]

good point

[modern yacht]

you played the long drive?

[umbral bough]

h

[dry shale]

says who

[toxic root]

uhhh

[forest falcon]

god why is updating the xbox controller such a pain in the ass

[toxic root]

me

[dry shale]

0/10 ragebait

[forest falcon]

i have like 1 usb cable that actually works with it

[indigo hare]

I pressed the link and my ip has been grabbed and I have been Rick rolled

[modern yacht]

Then call me the Joker because I am a bad person Alpha🐺

infact no I prefer Jonkler

[forest falcon]

and a bunch of tiny type c cables

that accumulated overtime

[supple field]

there's gonna be so much oil everywhere

[indigo hare]

Quit yankin pizzles

[modern yacht]

I'm not Sir Hans bro

[supple field]

gallons of oil will be leaked

[last whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773217867662622731/1398211482256150618/1378911963328811039.gif

[modern yacht]

I'm Henry of Skalitz fr

[indigo hare]

Thats professor doctor mister sir Hans to you

Yeah that’s right

Stop typing

[modern yacht]

Docter house is my uncle

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-gif-11916099077674228393

I will yank pizzles till the day I die

[umbral bough]

coolant more like

on god my shi has never leaked a drop of oil since i've had it

[drowsy finch]

I keep my coolant in the freezer so that it keeps cool

[umbral bough]

(i replace gaskets and take care of my car)

[umbral bough]

i haven't

[modern yacht]

so it's basically a drive thats long

[sinful nest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1427407984664776734/1427761037607702528/MedalTVHalfSword20251014215129-tr-edit.mp4?ex=68f00995&is=68eeb815&hm=693e0dee155eaf490314a4284871bd3c8eee1ff1d625d372c1d91f67b7316fc2&

[umbral bough]

i can get in any of my cars and play that then

[sinful nest]

dumbass brought a knife to a fist fight

[modern yacht]

but theres like zombies and comically large rabbits n shit

[ornate lichen]

why does willie look like some ufc fighter in announcements

or willy, not sure how you spell his name

[umbral bough]

i live in florida that already happens every drive

[drowsy finch]

there's rabbits in long drive??

[modern yacht]

really big rabbits that will attack you

they're rather frighting if they catch you off guard

[drowsy finch]

when was that addded wudduheck

[modern yacht]

it's been in the game for a while

[drowsy finch]

havent played long enuff I suppose

[modern yacht]

you ever drove recklessly in BeamNG

it's pretty funny

I drive in the wrong lane a do head on collisions where both me and the person I crash into die

[dry shale]

Yes

[drowsy finch]

Maryland lore

[modern yacht]

holy shit it's the Rambling Gambling skeleton

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-falling-falling-over-gif-9881376952697054490

[modern yacht]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twLjcyKBuPM

this song is peak

[umbral bough]

it was fun when i was still in school

[last whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1400854539355033611/EVIL.gif

[umbral bough]

then i started enjoying the realistic sim aspect instead

soft body and proper simulation of temperatures, brake fade, and suspension makes beamng super enjoyable

it is quite literally the ONLY game i know that simulates actual FWD wheel hop

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cutemaxxing-comfort-cozy-cozi-repost-if-chilling-gif-17876456982588246676

[modern yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/girlfriend-repost-if-repost-if-you-dont-have-a-girlfriend-gif-25332389

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-boc-bwa-meme-anime-gif-17729031268930401206

[supple field]

mmm cat

https://tenor.com/view/so-i've-heard-gif-1899418861963210299

[stark flume]

quick question
does willie have adrenaline
I'd keep fighting even if my arm was broken
willie just stand there and waits for the end

[modern yacht]

he looks so pissed off at the end like "No way I got scared by that"

[umbral bough]

his greed punished him

[modern yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-black-cat-cattok-cat-tiktok-gif-16975015739671408900

[spark quartz]

bewup

[last whale]

I see

[modern yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/bewup-beloved-my-bmp1-gif-7439279136013668777

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/bewup-gif-877178965518735115

[gray hedge]

does anyone know what the gameplay will be like?

[autumn laurel]

different

[unkempt carbon]

will there be jiggle physics in the game??

Yes or yes?

[forest falcon]

finished setting up the xbox controller to work with steam on linux

[unborn sandal]

cloth physics at worst

[unkempt carbon]

wrong kind of jiggle physics

https://tenor.com/view/bitte-gif-15893639280014001701

[dry shale]

embed fail

[celest kiln]

what tf

[unkempt carbon]

it was clash emote

[unkempt carbon]

will there be booty jiggle physics

perchance

[celest kiln]

idk

[unkempt carbon]

will it be like GTA 6?

[latent hedge]

yo wsg chat

[analog lichen]

sup

[latent hedge]

havent been in ts for a while

whens the game getting an update

[analog lichen]

idk

[latent hedge]

or comming out of demo version

[dry shale]

sometime before the end of this year

[slender zinc]

i doubt that

im guessing around like may

[lime harness]

oh cool, they're updating the game

issue, they took a year and a half to say "hey we didn't abandon the game and run with the money"

so the 500 players still playing your game that used to get 80k, gonna love that XD

[dry shale]

They literally stated q4 this year

[dry shale]

They really kinda missed the ideal window for it since bf6 is here now

[lime harness]

yep

currently 433 players on it rn

it had a peak of 87k

ABOUT 0.5 OF YOUR PLAYERBASE IS REMAINING

[dry shale]

It’s still a fun game honestly

It’s just not going to be the same

[spark quartz]

Bros name is just the name of a rush song

[lime harness]

ye but just, cmon man communicate with your players and maybe you woulda kept more XD

[supple field]

rush is pretty peak

[dry shale]

also i cant fucking afford bf6 so im just kinda stuck with it

[spark quartz]

Rush is indeed pretty peak

[lime harness]

neither can I

I was watching a fren play it

the shotguns are like the hunter 10A in bf1 during the early days

so, realistic XD

[mighty badger]

i found a quote from your old testament self

[spark quartz]

huh

oh no

what is it

[mighty badger]

i have quite the collection of them

[umbral bough]

lmao that's a bit late

they failed to bottle lightning

[mighty badger]

wouldnt you like to know

[spark quartz]

show one or ill time you out for two weeks

[mighty badger]

im trying to find one but i didnt name it lol

[spark quartz]

(I'm just kidding(

*)

[mighty badger]

are you

[spark quartz]

yeah I wouldn't do that

[umbral bough]

no he's not

every mod here abuses privilege

i personally have a quota to threaten 10 people a day

[mighty badger]

found it!

[umbral bough]

5 bans a week

[lime harness]

yeah, this is why communication is important XD

[spark quartz]

Thats like a couple months old

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-maul-look-what-has-become-of-you-look-what-you-have-become-darth-maul-gif-24995969

[mighty badger]

but you werent a stinky fed

[umbral bough]

look what i've risen above

[spark quartz]

you're just mad

https://tenor.com/view/enbabyfazball-fish-thirsty-gif-12496812153427391344

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-gif-12340771546804510061

[raven ore]

@lofty kindle he doesnt have hands

unplayable...

[mighty badger]

he lost them in woodworking incident

[sonic python]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-cut-him-down-tear-him-apart-splay-the-gore-gif-16211356125689318290

[lofty kindle]

I have been told a few times.

[lavish blade]

half gauntlets

[quiet shuttle]

Will we be able to have allies or hire people in Early Access?

[lavish blade]

oh wait nvm

i see it

[raven ore]

also, will we be able to have interactive furniture like in this photo?

[raven ore]

or is that just a trick with crouching

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smiling-cat-grey-cat-cute-cat-gif-2949633679466643461

[indigo hare]

Definitely saving this one

[lofty kindle]

He is not sitting so much as dying on the bench.

[raven ore]

a dead man sitting

[dry shale]

aura farming even in death

[indigo hare]

Wdym, hes just taking a break

[lavish blade]

hes just tired

[dry shale]

if that is an option that would be pretty cool

[lofty kindle]

No sitting/resting mechanic is implemented.

[dry shale]

ah well

[raven ore]

itll be cool though

[quiet shuttle]

The guys dont seem to be wearing new gear or weapons tbh

[lofty kindle]

It would be. If it's requested enough it could be something Frank adds in late stages of development. It serves no purpose to the gameplay loop however.

I am always encouraging the addition of anything that will make machinima making better.

[dry shale]

post fight aura farming would be fucking sick

[dry shale]

wait machinima making

[quiet shuttle]

We'll be making 10 minute halfsword films in the future

[dry shale]

does that imply theres a video editor in game

or will be

[raven ore]

what if halfsword made an extra gamemode where you become a manager for gladiators

[dry shale]

gladiator 2k25

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/denzel-not-even-a-little-bit-not-no-gif-14607779

[raven ore]

itll be very sui generis

[dry shale]

damn

how do you expect us to make machinimas then

[knotty kiln]

im going to reenact this video in lategame early access

[dry shale]

hell yes

[twin abyss]

Will there be more than humans?

[lucid folio]

yo could someone tell me where the faq channel at

[dry shale]

this video is the peakest shit to ever come out of elder scrolls

[dry shale]

#faq

[twin abyss]

Animals perhaps?

[lavish blade]

#faq

[knotty kiln]

ESO looks nothing like this sadly

[lucid folio]

ty

[lavish blade]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-oh-my-god-bruh-saleswoman-oh-my-god-bruh-gif-2398788864743270124

[dry shale]

ik

thats why i said its the peakest

[knotty kiln]

animals would be cool

[dry shale]

this mf (who is the villain btw) literally low diffs 3 other people and literally parries a spell

[knotty kiln]

i think deers or birds in the forest would be nice for atmosphere

[dry shale]

with nothing but his bigass sword

[twin abyss]

And I wanna shoot em down with a crossbow

[quiet shuttle]

Imagine if there was a boss in beggar tier that was just a super buff Willie

[twin abyss]

Will there be any characters with full heads of hair?

Now that's the question

Hair physics

Or is everyone bald

[lavish blade]

i think hair is coming\

[twin abyss]

Can I cut their hair with a sword?

If there's physics after all

I wanna give people a fresh cut

Willie shaves his head

He's great bald

[lavish blade]

when ea comes out will the demo be updated to have ea gore and combat

[dry shale]

pc explosion

[twin abyss]

What's the point of the demo at that point though?

[lofty kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1332844176756183204/InShot_20250126_094619991.gif

[dry shale]

to be a demo

so people can try it out before buying the real thing

[twin abyss]

Guess so

The demo will probably be very different from ea

More like an alpha

[lofty kindle]

This is still plan! The demo needs to be 1:1 combat comparison otherwise everyone will be annoyed. The combat is not dramatically different but as with all previous iterations there will be an adjustment period.

[lavish blade]

will we (demo players) lose any features when ea comes out

[twin abyss]

Oooooo

[lofty kindle]

Demo bring in allot of players. There are also people that may not be able to afford the game right away.

[twin abyss]

That's fair

Depends on the pricing

Only Willie knows

And you probably

[dry shale]

the pre april demo brought me in and it had worse combat handling than the playtest

[lofty kindle]

This remains to be seen, we avoid removing anything not previously made public (learned that the hard way 😅).

[umbral bough]

it'd be crazy to see some people still on the demo

[lofty kindle]

I feel like iteration is overall better then the previous. Some minor aspects need readjusted each time though.

[umbral bough]

we should start a class system for people who own the game and people who don't it's a great idea

[lofty kindle]

Allot of kids will be playing it until they get it gifted.

[lavish blade]

will .sav weapon files made in demo work in ea

[dry shale]

i dont care how much it costs im buying it day one

[umbral bough]

uuuuuuugh CHILDREN in my disgusting gory medieval game where i hack people's skulls and ribcages open???

[twin abyss]

Does Halfsword have a major amount of young kids playing?

[amber hare]

Me when today’s leak pictures. The guys gauntlets and hands just dissapear lol

[lofty kindle]

Remains to be. Idk to much about your processes. We have updated to the latest UE5 build this generally breaks most mods.

[dry shale]

we can always remake them if need be

[lavish blade]

i use save files editing so i assume nothing will go terribly wrong unless you guys have deleted some armor files lol

[lofty kindle]

We don't have a real metric. I just have interacted with the community to know they are here.

[twin abyss]

Modding communities rarely give up

[lavish blade]

or unless you change the save file system

or something

[umbral bough]

mcwonder knows i'm the #1 major league hater against kids in this server

there is a lot of them

[amber hare]

Don’t let my former principle hear you say that

[umbral bough]

even if not explicitly revealed their behavior and vernacular often serve as a fantastic giveaway

[lofty kindle]

To my knowledge the only assets that were scrapped were never in the recent builds that was itch and OG abyss demo era.

[lofty kindle]

Honestly I had no idea.

[lavish blade]

oh schweet

mail coifs? are they being added?

[twin abyss]

I've been seeing those cool map photos, how many maps should we expect?

[umbral bough]

damn you missed out on my grand speeches of vile hatred and discrimination

[supple field]

idk if i'll be able to run it lol

[umbral bough]

it's ok more will be coming soon

[lofty kindle]

There are those like Sam that are mature beyond their years. I am more of a buffoon then him.

[umbral bough]

you'll be fine, i believe in your pc

[bronze bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/ugh-clinteastwood-gif-7887477741339860194

[supple field]

its a laptop 🥀

[umbral bough]

we appreciate these examples

[lavish blade]

he's a younc

get it

young unc

[umbral bough]

it's a shame that exceptions to the rule often don't change the fact that the rule exists

[lavish blade]

https://tenor.com/view/60fps-knee-slapper-spongebob-milkcord-gif-27449345

[lofty kindle]

As many as we showcase 😁.

[bronze bramble]

Expect the expected

[umbral bough]

requirements to join halfcord
developed frontal lobe

[twin abyss]

That's fair

I am excited

[mighty badger]

many fail that requirement

[lofty kindle]

It is the exception that proves the rule. If there are no exceptions it is defined as law.

-# This moment of scientific knowledge brought to you bye Autism circa 1990.

[umbral bough]

hence why i will continue to fight my noble fight of exterminating their kind

[amber hare]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-blacknoob-waah-wah-ueee-gif-3513992683220693199

[umbral bough]

law vs theory vs rule

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/you-okay-bro-kyle-stan-south-park-are-you-alright-gif-20334229

[lavish blade]

can someone tell me what makes a "little child"

[lofty kindle]

Hypothesis>Theory>Rule>Law

[knotty kiln]

persistence

[mighty badger]

whoa there calm down

i may have made him too hot

[umbral bough]

i wish that it were law the fact that children are incapable of intellect on par with real gangstas (old people) but unfortunately there are exceptions that prove it a rule of thumb

[bronze bramble]

Ask your old man about the birbs and the bees

[hollow crane]

people playgorund

[umbral bough]

then again it is rather delightful to interact with an articulate example

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/stroke-brain-dead-die-dumb-gif-20796254

[lavish blade]

oh

im talking about

what they are talking about

[umbral bough]

https://tenor.com/view/please7tv-please-beg-pray-hope-gif-3860103425950934673

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/its-him-alright-stephen-stotch-south-park-s16e10-insecurity-gif-23122714

[lavish blade]

can you hold the poleaxe in a "sword" grip in ea

[umbral bough]

you will never put an end to my prejudice!

[lofty kindle]

Schizo Kitten When?

[umbral bough]

we need to mod willie into every game

gmod willie

[twin abyss]

I wish we could use the pole arms to their potential

They have 2 sides

[umbral bough]

works on my machine

[twin abyss]

And it's difficult to try and use the second sidd

I want to flip my weapon and either use the pick or the hammer

[lavish blade]

weapon mods

[umbral bough]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1427574020248698920/3C66D31.MP4?ex=68f00429&is=68eeb2a9&hm=32fcee2b0487d1345f3b5cfa75092d919766cf13cc5798002ea37deaca2507e2&

[lofty kindle]

He means the ability to rotate which head your using.

[umbral bough]

oh

[modern inlet]

joins discord* sees awesome weapon mod*

[umbral bough]

yeah it would be nice to go mining with the pick side

[modern inlet]

i have entered the holy land.

[lofty kindle]

It's horrific.

[lavish blade]

what

[umbral bough]

amazing!

mining (g)ore with the pick side of the lucerne hammer

such joy

[modern inlet]

been dying for a mod that lets you use both sides of pole weapons.

[lofty kindle]

#modders-guild-hall There's a big smelly dungeon of modders.

[lavish blade]

i can do that

[lofty kindle]

It's so gross, but it in a satisfying way.

[lavish blade]

#announcements there's a big smelly dungeon of devs

[twin abyss]

Like I could trade off the halfswording of polearms for a polearm flip

[modern inlet]

lmao

[lavish blade]

why can you hold the polearm in left hand but you cant hold it in a sword grip

or reverse grip

or pick grip

[umbral bough]

are you ready for our esteemed modders and modded players to unlock the ability to play as a viltrumite with the new gore

[modern inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/auntie-krys-sassy-gif-15724418486654019518

[umbral bough]

i can't wait to hyperstrength punch through a man's torso

[lavish blade]

somebody keeps on flexing their loud-ass car outside of my house

[umbral bough]

that's me

hope you like it

[magic lantern]

freaking hate it when it happens

[indigo hare]

Tell them to be louder

[magic lantern]

yo twin

when were u promoted

[magic lantern]

when did u get modded

[umbral bough]

i'm vanilla what

[magic lantern]

o

[indigo hare]

That was

Embarrassing

[umbral bough]

i'm not modded i'm part of the base game

[modern inlet]

is there a mod so my guy stops crying about loosing a hand? Lol. was playing abyss earlier and he wouldnt stop crying so resorted to kicking until i lost a legg. then it was mostly crawling lmao.

[magic lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-mike-ehrmantraut-scream-meme-gif-3632720604925938910

[twin abyss]

I hope when EA comes out they add swords finally

[lavish blade]

haf sword enhancer

[twin abyss]

We've been waiting for that one

[umbral bough]

614 days

left

[twin abyss]

Until ea?

[lavish blade]

guys

[umbral bough]

614 days left

[lavish blade]

define poleaxe

[twin abyss]

No it comes out November 13th

[indigo hare]

You know what? You go cut your hand off right now and see how you feel

Talkin bout crying..

[twin abyss]

@lavish blade a pole with an axe blade

[lavish blade]

define axe blade

[modern inlet]

I mean i aint saying he cant cry bro its more like let me use my other hand and not sit there holding it until i die

[indigo hare]

The blade of an axe

[twin abyss]

Usually a rounded blade

Half circleish

[mighty badger]

i mean it hurts like a mf its fair a person wont be able to do anything

[lavish blade]

Pole axe!

[modern inlet]

what if axe pole?

[indigo hare]

I get you since it’s a game but losing a hand, bro you are gonna be on the floor screaming in pain before you pass out from blood loss

[lavish blade]

I genuinely hate uvular consonants so much

[lavish blade]

i assume its an axe with a pole sticking out of it

or simply, the haft of an axe

more commonly known as a stick

[modern inlet]

enitrely fair

[modern inlet]

nah its defintely a stick held by the axe head.

[lavish blade]

reverse grip mace

but you hold the mace head

and the stick is pointing down

[modern inlet]

see this is perfect. we're going places with these.

hold the sword by the blade and beat' em with the hilt. theyd be so stunned theyed never see it coming.

[warm junco]

Definitely

[lavish blade]

reverse grip mordschlag

[dry shale]

a reverse grip mordhau is a regular grip bro

double negative moment

[umbral bough]

no

[dry shale]

well kinda

[umbral bough]

that's holding it by the blade and then having the pommel be towards the bottom side of your fist

great new secret hidden meta

[dry shale]

thats half swording actually

no wait thats full swording

[modern inlet]

so whats quarter swording?

[umbral bough]

i grip it with my index and thumb

[lavish blade]

putting 3 fingers on the blade and 2 fingers on the handle