#general-catfish-🐱🐟

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tepid field
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poor little sod

indigo hare
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Sometimes you gotta force some socialization

tepid field
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"baking was less stressful, the bread didnt try talking to me"

lethal ice
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STOP

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JESSY

tepid field
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❀️

finite snow
broken spindle
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which words fall under brainrot filter

indigo hare
swift carbon
stone spade
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watching dragon ball super rn

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it's so different from the manga

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the scaling is so off 😭

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oh this

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this is the wrong chat

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whoopsies

modern yacht
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who up halfing their sword rn?

lofty kindle
swift carbon
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Cool so do I

lucid atlas
mighty badger
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wdym they buy the game multiple time

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times*

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because they get banned?

swift carbon
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Lol

mighty badger
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im 90% they are kidding with that statement but yeah not the best image for a company that runs a game like tarkov

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midnight club 3 is so good

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i feel offended i missed out on it till now

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a CHEAT PASS

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if a game has commercialized cheating its not that great imo

supple field
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idk theres this game literally about cheating and i think its interesting

mighty badger
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i mean, all games will have some sort of paid cheat tool but in most cases its not as blatant and shameless as this

mighty badger
supple field
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think its a movement shooter

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yeah that

mighty badger
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but thats diffferent because its built on the engine, the cheats i mean

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tarkov doesnt have that so its considered cheating on it because you arent meant to have that power

supple field
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what game are yall talking about

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oh multiple accounts?

mighty badger
supple field
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yeah bsg kinda weird for that one

mighty badger
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3k hours on a game is crazy work

mighty badger
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i have like 12k hours on rdr2

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on all platforms combined

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mostly on the ps

modern yacht
mighty badger
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i did five 100% saves

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if walking around the map counts as idling then yes i did a shit ton of that

plain scroll
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The game I have the most hours on is Foxhole with 600 hours. I stopped playing it a while ago too

modern yacht
mighty badger
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one hundred gallons of hooch and love is gonna come pretty cheap

mighty badger
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i have almost that on TABS alone

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570 hours lol

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oh it blurs

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fuck you steam

modern yacht
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No I'm pretty sure that's Larry the Lobster

drowsy finch
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I need to download this game

modern yacht
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trust

mighty badger
pearl coral
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progress on shield

mighty badger
modern yacht
mighty badger
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kinda reminds me of a teutonic knight's shield

modern yacht
drowsy finch
mighty badger
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im now wearing an immobilizer wich is even more shit and doesnt let me sit properly but atleast its not itching so much anymore

iron glacier
modern yacht
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put him in the air fryer

drowsy finch
iron glacier
mighty badger
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google this rq

iron glacier
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orange color door

mighty badger
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oh ok

mighty badger
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did the doctor already give you any prescriptions for it or smth

drowsy finch
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nuh uh man not my

HOUSE !!

modern yacht
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Holy shit is that my apprentice, Arthur Morgan?

drowsy finch
iron glacier
drowsy finch
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WHY IS IT SO FUCKING LOUD 😭

mighty badger
mighty badger
drowsy finch
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β€œHey aaron, can u peak your mic in this next scene”

drowsy finch
iron glacier
drowsy finch
mighty badger
modern yacht
twin abyss
modern yacht
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because he was having quite a rough day

mighty badger
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this is LITERALLY me

mighty badger
modern yacht
trim copper
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πŸ‘‚ πŸ‘‚

modern yacht
modern yacht
mighty badger
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certainly one of the duos

modern yacht
dark gulch
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CHELONIAAAAA

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I used to be on this discord and it has not changed since

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And that’s a good thing

drowsy finch
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or whatevr

dark gulch
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when is the full game coming out

forest falcon
mighty badger
tepid field
forest falcon
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today

mighty badger
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so october to december is release grounds

drowsy finch
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its one of the best games out there

dark gulch
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Listen to me. When the time comes, you gotta run and don't look back.

dark gulch
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LENNNNNNNAAAY

mighty badger
mighty badger
worldly cloud
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something is off... I can feel it

mighty badger
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its one of those games you can just not do anything to advance the story almost indefinitely and you never get bored

mighty badger
worldly cloud
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count the willies πŸ˜„

forest falcon
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nty

mighty badger
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seven errors looking ass pic

dark gulch
hard swallow
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FUCK

hard swallow
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last time i played it was fucking may

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fucking may

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the month of GTA 6 delay

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downloaded it yesterdee

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hopped on again

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felt like a brand new fucking game and realised why i was so addicted it ts

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I thought i was crazy for liking it but turns out i js overplayed it πŸ˜‚

candid yew
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It's so crazy they just straight up abandoned RDR2. Like genuinely an amazing game, mechanics alone are leagues above GTA

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but it was just so mismanaged that they gave up on it. So fucking sad man

hard swallow
twin abyss
hard swallow
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like GTA V ENE

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but nope

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i doubt

candid yew
hard swallow
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Knowing rockstar

candid yew
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Yeah but nothing at all

hard swallow
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its either we dont get it at all if the year ends

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or we get it this year

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but they will NOT

twin abyss
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Undead nightmare would've been great

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If only

hard swallow
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do anything else other than focus on GTA VI marketting

candid yew
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I'm expecting maybe we get something once GTA 6 is closer to being finished but, still, it's been so long I doubt it

hard swallow
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fucking 300M went into marketing alone

indigo hare
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I blame gta fanboys

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Whales

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Spending too much on virtual currency

twin abyss
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GTA campaigns are leagues behind red dead

indigo hare
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Rockstar would be stupid to abandon it when it makes so much money. But I wish they kept up on rdr2

twin abyss
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But we don't need a red dead 3

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It'd be a bad idea

hard swallow
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tbh yh

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if i rlly wanted a RDR3

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id play it for the mechanics and new experience

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not the story

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unless they can cook Jack something up REAL GOOD

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i aint tuchin it

twin abyss
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Jack wouldn't make sense

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You'd get to WW1 by then

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Not red dead

hard swallow
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Yeah

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if im not mistaken

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RDR3 should be transition into the WW

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and tbh

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it could be a fire concept if they do it right

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post end of RDR1

twin abyss
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It just wouldn't be cowboy

hard swallow
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Jack's story begins

twin abyss
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None of the energy

hard swallow
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he's a cowboy obviously

twin abyss
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I think we need a new gang

hard swallow
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now closer to the end of the game time progressed enough

twin abyss
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Not the vanderlinde gang

hard swallow
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I mean RDR1

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its timeline

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is kinda ruffed up

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more modern

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Thankfully, otherwise we prob wouldnt have gotten RDR2

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but I feel like RDR3 shouldnt be fucking all wild west and cowboys

twin abyss
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I mean, the point of rdr was an old cowboy forced to go to his old ways after being forced to kill his old gang members

hard swallow
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it could be the sendoff of the seires

twin abyss
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The entire point of rdr was the cowboy age was over

hard swallow
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and historically accurate depiction and POV of Americas transition from the 1800s to the 1900s

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including the beginning of the first world war

twin abyss
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Rdr2 was the sendoff already

hard swallow
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i mean yeah

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sorta

twin abyss
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Jack was already playable

hard swallow
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but i'd feel a proper way is to actually js fuck off with wild west

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let the players live it through

hard swallow
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but

twin abyss
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But that's not was red dead is

hard swallow
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not much story

twin abyss
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It's a cowboy game

hard swallow
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yeah

vital cargo
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my game crashed during the ultimate challenge 😭

hard swallow
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RDR3 can be majority cowboy

twin abyss
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I just don't see how

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The world is too modern

hard swallow
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dont forget that the second it hit 00:00, 1:01:1900

twin abyss
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Rdr1 was modern already but that was the point

hard swallow
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cowboy shit didnt disappear

twin abyss
hard swallow
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I mean in RDR2 and 1

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there were already modern hints

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look at some of the weapons

twin abyss
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Again that's the point, rdr2 was the dying of the west and rdr1 was the death and the funeral

hard swallow
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Yeah

twin abyss
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Rdr3 would just be pulling the body out of the grave

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To have fun

hard swallow
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I mean I want RDR3 to try to experience what it was like to move into such an era

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and the idea of a storyline in a war drivven world

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drafting, propaganda

twin abyss
hard swallow
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could be a free DLC

twin abyss
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Different story and characters would be fine

candid yew
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I'm a proponent that they should add cars into RD2, just like they did with RD1, but make them significantly worse than any other travel option

twin abyss
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The vanderlinde gangs story is over

hard swallow
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yeah

candid yew
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maybe then we'd get funding like GTA did

hard swallow
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I know

twin abyss
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How would outlaws get easy access to cars

hard swallow
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Then fucking RDR3 fucking Jack and Malroys child team up to kill in the trenches

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XD

candid yew
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How do outlaws get easy access to anything? by stealing it like Dan Backslide

twin abyss
candid yew
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62k for a vehicle that goes walking pace, and every 5 minutes you get out and crank the engine

indigo hare
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Rdr3 should be a different gang, different part of the country, earlier in time than rdr2. Like the peak of the Wild West

twin abyss
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I like them seperate

twin abyss
candid yew
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🀷

candid yew
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what's the point of anything

hard swallow
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maybe like before the world started alienating outlaws

twin abyss
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Get a mod for that

hard swallow
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or the fresh beginning of that era

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Or RDR3 we play as the law

indigo hare
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Or if you wanna see the same characters give us a game with Hosea as protagonist

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When he was young

hard swallow
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yeah

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or fucking hell

candid yew
hard swallow
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take us way back

twin abyss
hard swallow
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when dutch and hosea found and saved Arthur and John

twin abyss
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The story of the vanderlinde gang is over

strange shore
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when is this game realising

indigo hare
hard swallow
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then we can play as Dutch or/and Hosea

twin abyss
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We don't need the specifics of blackwater

strange shore
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when is this game realising brooo

candid yew
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I don' think they're talking about blackwater

twin abyss
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We already know so much about blackwater there's no point

indigo hare
lime harness
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"the max file size is 100MB" I am 13 MB over the limit AAAA

candid yew
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I think they're talking about the formation of the gang, when it was just Dutch, Hosae and Arthuer, or even earlier than that

strange shore
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half sword

hard swallow
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and fucking dark haired hosea exists

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and dutch is young af

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20 years young

indigo hare
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Yes

indigo hare
twin abyss
hard swallow
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So we watch our favourite characters grow up

twin abyss
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That's why Arthur's and johns pov was good

hard swallow
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And see the prime of Dutch and Hosea

indigo hare
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Dutch sucks but his fit is fly af

hard swallow
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before micah fucked him in the ass

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Dutch was a good character until micah came in and manipulated him

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leaving dutch so torn

candid yew
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I'd kiss dutch a little ngl but only if you guys think it's funny like for no other reason ..

hard swallow
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he became a asspain for the reast of the series

twin abyss
candid yew
twin abyss
hard swallow
indigo hare
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Dutch is a strong leader he shouldn’t be able to be influenced so easy and so badly by someone like Micah. Especially not to go against the guy he practically raised

hard swallow
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so 3rd just goes even further back

indigo hare
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What a bum

hard swallow
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pre-rdr2

twin abyss
indigo hare
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And Micah isnt even charismatic in the slightest

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Bad writing imo

twin abyss
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The executed rdr2 very well, but as you go further back to becomes more dangerous to the story

hard swallow
twin abyss
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It think a great part is the mystery beforehand

hard swallow
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written to be hated

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hes mustache already makes me wanna kill myself

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what worse is there for his face

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his voice

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fucking personality

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racist ass bitch

indigo hare
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The fact Dutch was so easily influenced by someone he barely knew to the point he was, Is stupid to me. I’ll never think that’s good writing. The story itself is great but that whole thing is just dumb

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Imo

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At least

candid yew
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You can go back, get to see how and why these peoples lives were influenced into becoming criminals, into an era that they themselves describe as glory days. RD1 and RD2 are both about the waning years of these people, the waning years of outlaws and modernity taking away legends of the west. Step further back and it opens a lot of opportunities. Hell maybe it doesn't even have to be about the Van Der Linde gang, make it some different small-time group

hard swallow
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And its funny how charles handed micahs ass to him whenever he tried to be racist to him

twin abyss
hard swallow
twin abyss
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You have someone constant telling you you're right, you build a relationship with them

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This is how toxic relationships work

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Get you to detach from friends who actually care about you

candid yew
twin abyss
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That's what happened

umbral bough
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dutch was always a loose cannon

indigo hare
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Dutch more like

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Dumb

umbral bough
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hosea had to keep the man in check on the constant

indigo hare
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Yeah Thats it

hard swallow
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im sorry but if caseoh finds out this exists, things are going down south

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he finna start abusing his audience

twin abyss
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Yeah, without hosea as the angel, Micah was able to run free

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And tell dutch anything

indigo hare
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Theres another one on steam like it

forest falcon
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god using a tablet as a second monitor makes me forget that it's actually touch screen and not just a monitor

candid yew
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heres my angle; Arthur killed Hosea to coup the gang, and his next target was Dutch

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oh arthur you sly dog

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I see it all clearly now

forest falcon
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tried checking battery and nearly closed discord

hard swallow
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fucking all goes wrong

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bcs of 1 fugly ginger assface

twin abyss
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Arthur Morgan was the real bay harbor butcher all along

indigo hare
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Heres my angle: Dutch and Micah fell in love and wanted to run away together but needed an excuse so they turned against the gang

hard swallow
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"woah Arthur"

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thats Arthur if bro survived

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and hyberinated a bit

indigo hare
hard swallow
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then woke up

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and decided

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I fucking hate the world

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-200 honour

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+300 aura

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Neutral look factor

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gahook motherfucke

slim dock
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bro

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my own weapon just killed me when i picked it up

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and lost my rank

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nice

pearl coral
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hi

mighty badger
brazen swallow
candid yew
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swindled a second time that is

mighty badger
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i just want to play it on consoles in 60 fps

candid yew
mighty badger
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but in compensation the game looks incredible

candid yew
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It usually does, even on low graphics it has a very intense beauty to it. I spent some of my latter years of the game just hunting and fishing

mighty badger
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literally just wandering without looking for trouble (trouble finds me anyways) and hunting, fishing, camping and sightseeing

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its my comfort game lol

candid yew
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You know when it comes to post-game content, I really enjoyed working the ranch

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I kinda wished they would add Ranch properties to Online, and so you and all your buddies can work the ranch together

umbral bough
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my honest reaction to rockstar leaving rdr to die

mighty badger
umbral bough
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no next gen patch to get at least 60fps is SAD

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had to get it on pc

candid yew
mighty badger
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blackwater massacre

mighty badger
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mods are nice too

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the game is basically a movie on 60 fps

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if they get it on something like ultra settings and 60 fps on consoles its already divine

hard swallow
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I saw what you deleted ahh image

vivid zinc
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haiiii

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new here :)

modern yacht
modern yacht
indigo hare
vivid zinc
elder pawn
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β€œYou can’t say six seven anymore”

elder pawn
pearl coral
forest falcon
pearl coral
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doom eternal fans try not to cram third grade level writing into powerscaling conversations

forest falcon
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powerscalers are those kids that used to say my dad can beat your dad but grown up

umbral bough
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who is worse

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shipping daughter vs powerscaling son

pearl coral
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godzilla powerscaling son vs doomslayer powerscaling son

somber oasis
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so like

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is it normal to get "fatal error" on halfsword?

forest falcon
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yes

somber oasis
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alr thx

forest falcon
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just lower blood and gore

mystic marlin
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they’re all just saying their character would beat up your character

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like willie would solo

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willie solos your universe bro

frozen shuttle
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how the fuck do you kill the scythe guy in abyss

mystic marlin
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or big candle stick

frozen shuttle
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ive always got there with an axe

mystic marlin
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pitchfork you just stand just outside of range and jab

frozen shuttle
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i always manage to miss with a pitchfork

mystic marlin
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skill issue

frozen shuttle
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i see

mystic marlin
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SCsorry sorry

lime harness
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BROTHER, I REQUIRE A BOLTER

thats what I hear when seeing this,

modern yacht
mossy fern
hazy agate
drowsy finch
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I'd rather die than purchase any of this

drowsy finch
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Ohhhh

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I get it!!!

drowsy finch
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THere's no need for allat pricing

tepid field
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I think cause its properly aimed at the flight sim hotas people

neat tundra
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My bisexual colors are gone

forest falcon
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yea people who play flight sims serious have insane setups

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multiple keyboards and shit

tawdry knoll
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guys i finally got the golden dude

tepid field
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@glad void go to bed

glad void
glad void
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SkΓ₯l

tepid field
glad void
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I'm in da baff rn

tepid field
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I mean. Cool

glad void
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I'll go with lies

glad void
tepid field
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Im off to bed. Cya tomorrow?

glad void
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Yep ofc

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We gotta make a living innit

tepid field
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ugh

umbral bough
tepid field
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U do

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πŸ™

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THIS MAN IS SPEEDING

glad void
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Autobahn?

lucid atlas
glad void
prisma aurora
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hope everuone is having a good day

pearl coral
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hi

glad void
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Good evening!

lucid atlas
prisma aurora
glad void
umbral bough
umbral bough
glad void
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Ah I see

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You have a cool car

umbral bough
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ty!

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i work on it myself

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it has been abused for almost 100k miles since i've had it and never gave up

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(i maintain it)

glad void
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Omg what a lovely loyal machine

umbral bough
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6 cylinder bmws are as unreliable as their owners are

glad void
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I can't drive yet, public transport is just too acceptable here

slim forum
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Danger to society, grow up loser

pearl coral
glad void
umbral bough
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i just have love for this random bavarian company's cars and have had it since before i even sat inside a car

glad void
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Dayum, talk about brand loyalty

slim dock
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another fucking character lost dude

umbral bough
lucid atlas
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love this game

drowsy finch
verbal geyser
verbal geyser
glad void
verbal geyser
glad void
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I kinda got fucked up after meeting a certain pet

verbal geyser
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I HAVE ALL THE MANGA

glad void
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And had to stop following it for a bit ☠️

tulip copper
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dance simulator

glad void
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I truly did not know what I was getting into

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Shit's dark!!!

verbal geyser
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yeahhhh😭😭 it’s so good but sometimes i just gotta divert thoughts so i dont spiral about death and horrible things

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it’s incredible

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my first manga i ever read

pearl coral
verbal geyser
brazen jacinth
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@umbral bough someone crashed into my car.

pearl coral
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@verbal geyser started painting my shield today

verbal geyser
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I WANNA SEEEEEEE

forest falcon
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i'm trying to print sm but the filament keeps fucking up

verbal geyser
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i deadass don’t want to print anything anymore (i don’t actually own a printer, my tech academy does [it sounds so sophisticated and mysterious ik ik]) as they only let you print a certain amount per semester. i keep trying to print fake maille but it just doesn’t wanna work

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stability not stabilizing

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and the times i’m able to print it don’t wanna work

pearl coral
indigo hare
lucid atlas
verbal geyser
glad void
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DARK

indigo hare
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Pretty smart if you ask me

verbal geyser
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are you hand painting it?

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or are you using stencils

indigo hare
brazen jacinth
verbal geyser
brazen jacinth
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I was merrily going about planning the mods for the car then boom.

indigo hare
verbal geyser
brazen jacinth
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I changed several things like spark plugs and radiators.

pearl coral
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with paints either acrylic or tempera

brazen jacinth
verbal geyser
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igtg i can talk later

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byeee!!!! bleh

pearl coral
forest falcon
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I think it finally worked

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finally

lucid atlas
indigo hare
# brazen jacinth I changed several things like spark plugs and radiators.

That won’t matter. They only deny if your modifications made the car more accident prone, or if it increased the value substantially they may pay less. Did you report the modifications to your insurance? There COULD be maybe a slight problem if you didn’t but honestly it should be fine considering what you’ve modified

forest falcon
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okay

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I think i'll go sleep now

indigo hare
forest falcon
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YYYY

indigo hare
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Suffer like the rest of us who get no sleep

forest falcon
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it's 3 in the morning 😭

indigo hare
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Show some solidarity

indigo hare
forest falcon
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I wonder why this specific kind of PLA has the characteristics of PETG

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it's stringing so easily

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had to lower print speed way down

slim dock
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bro giving up should stop you from dying

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i was l;iterally 1 milisecond away from giving up and i still died

forest falcon
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I usually just esc and quit to menu

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instead

slim dock
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i guess that works

pearl coral
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i think it’s fair

umbral bough
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crazy we were just talking about our cars

slim dock
pearl coral
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well then you got hurt too bad

tulip copper
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damn only after switching to python did i realize that scratch actually teaches u a lot

indigo hare
brazen jacinth
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That’s the issue.

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Also I’m not sure how Japanese insurance works, I just pay them.

supple field
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satiate my desire for whistles please

umbral bough
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sorry

supple field
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tragic

drowsy finch
indigo hare
drowsy finch
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I have a new sona in the werkkkksss

indigo hare
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Sheep era ended πŸ˜₯

drowsy finch
knotty kiln
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guys whats being shown on the 13th for steam next fest

drowsy finch
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I switch around what I do every likek uhgufcking uh

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a lotta stuff

drowsy finch
indigo hare
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Better be a good showing

drowsy finch
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I'm gettitng a z- I guarentee

knotty kiln
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public servers are great

indigo hare
knotty kiln
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ill ask in another few hours

drowsy finch
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THis is all I know slugshrug

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there's also this post

indigo hare
drowsy finch
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but its outdated so ignore me

indigo hare
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Nobody knows

drowsy finch
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Shout out to dawn of war for crashing if I fucking open my saves

knotty kiln
knotty kiln
indigo hare
drowsy finch
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runs on the original engine

indigo hare
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I wish so bad they brought all the races from the first dawn of war/expansions to dawn of war 2. I played the fuck outta 2. 1 is great too though. the mods are insane

drowsy finch
indigo hare
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I fuckin love the TAU!!!

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Theyre so cool!!

drowsy finch
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THEY ARE

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Its so satisfying to do this shit

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and then getting all your kroot units

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its so cool

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they're so so so so so cool

indigo hare
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So much missed opportunity. But no instead we could only play boring space marines or their emo cousins, fancy pants lame elves, stupid green dummies, or bugs. At LEAST they ended up adding the inquisition/imperial guard

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But necrons, tau, battle sisters, cool shit. Nowhere to be found

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This is a reference to relic/THQ being stupid!!!

unreal bay
drowsy finch
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gimme fire warrior 2

indigo hare
# unreal bay Dope

My god has AI ruined me. I have no idea it this is real or not, it sounds so plausible yet not at all

indigo hare
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Oh my god 😭 dude AI is so fuckin crazy

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I low key love it

unreal bay
indigo hare
severe fulcrum
# unreal bay

usa number one in dishing washing and ripping it lets go

spark quartz
indigo hare
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Absolute peak

indigo hare
indigo hare
unreal bay
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HS ai vids like these whennnn

indigo hare
unreal bay
scarlet creek
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Will half sword have lore

slim dock
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will have sword have multiplayer

indigo hare
slim dock
supple field
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you can do that shit on a pc all day

tough shell
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anyones game crashing more the usual?

white prawn
# unreal bay

finally, a sport where the women have more of an advantage than men

pearl coral
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hi

indigo hare
rancid reef
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^

unreal bay
spark quartz
rancid reef
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Hello father

round current
indigo hare
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Very obvious now lol

raven ore
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ai cant create other ai

spark quartz
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skynet

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type hsit

raven ore
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what if ur ai

spark quartz
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that is possible

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we'll never know

raven ore
mystic marlin
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i’m ai

open dew
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|||hi good evenig

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hi blarkey69

remote basin
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.>

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It be a good day so far, installed Morrowind on my phone and I forgot how much I like it

pearl coral
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chicken stars might be the least funny meme this year

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wait no

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second to my mother ate fries

wheat brook
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My mother ate fries was peak??

heady mulch
tawny gale
unreal bay
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no its the gta 6 loading screen song

heady mulch
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hhahh i been playin it today

heady mulch
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-10000 aura

pearl coral
pearl coral
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we got formation fighting tactics

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and with one fell swoop it was over

elder pawn
raven ore
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hair

lime knoll
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:(

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Spooky

spark quartz
scarlet creek
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I'll always think half sword would be cooler with more fantasy elements but I'm alone on that so I'll just shut up like a good boy.

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Actually no nvm

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Considering how small hs maps are fantasy would be out of place

supple field
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I think a physics based medieval fantasy would be super sweet, but the devs have put so much time and effort towards research to make all these armors and weapons accurate to a specific time frame, so i'm not sure if it would work for this specific game. I'm sure modders could do so much though! Maybe making lotr orcs, or elden ring abilities.

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there's already modders making super sweet fantasy (long/great)swords though!

pearl coral
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half sword is one of like <5 games aiming for actual historical accuracy so i really want it to keep with it

supple field
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what are some other examples of games that are doing that?

pearl coral
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thinking about it now manor lords is really the only other full game going for accuracy

narrow helm
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I'm curious to know how well a wooden cudgel would do against plate armor?

pearl coral
narrow helm
pearl coral
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just like a wooden hammer ?

narrow helm
supple field
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like a mini baseball bat

narrow helm
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Used by peasants as a means of self defense

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When swords costs a peasants monthly wages they used this instead

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I'm curious to know how effective it is against plate armor

pearl coral
narrow helm
pearl coral
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i mean most blunt weapons made for armored men aren’t even that good at fighting plate

pearl coral
pearl coral
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they had stuff, just not a lot

narrow helm
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IT'S LIKE HOLLYWOOD!

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Nawh bro u capping

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Swords were available to nobles only

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Most armies at the time used spears, axes and modified farming tools

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Anything that is cheap is used

pearl coral
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here is the type of sword i was talking about it’s called a beidana

pearl coral
supple field
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i feel like there was a close in range group of lower to middle class, and then a disproportionate gap to the wealthy from the middle class. Therefore, a lot of the things were still in the realm of being realistic to purchase.

narrow helm
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Oh it's a peasant sword

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I thought you mean the ones with the pointy end not the curved ones

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Yes these were used by peasants but only the curved ones like falchions and beidanas

pearl coral
supple field
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oooou cool

pearl coral
supple field
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you could also probably trade privately for these things?

pearl coral
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pretty much anyone living in the city would own one or two, and peasants would probably have to have something similar just to fight off animals and whatnot

narrow helm
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So how effective would a sledgehammer be against plate armor?

lofty kindle
pearl coral
narrow helm
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So it's still effective

pearl coral
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blunt weapons weren’t used that often because if the other guy actually knows how to fight you’re kind of cooked

narrow helm
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What are you talking about bro?

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They were cheaper to manufacture yeah sure a round mace can barely do anything

pearl coral
# narrow helm What are you talking about bro?

"Though even though we strike him with a club or axe... this inflicts little to no harm... for against similar we can never apply great blows... which he who is entirely in white armor cares nothing for"

-Pietro Monte

narrow helm
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But once you add spikes and flanges into the equation it will concentrate the force of impact of a smaller area

pearl coral
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the impact of a smaller area doesn’t matter unless you’re putting your entire body into a swing and if you’re putting your entire body into a swing then the other guy is going to see it coming

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if you don’t put your whole body into the swing it won’t be doing much

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that’s why they’re the last or second to last resort in almost every situation

supple field
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plate armor is tough as hell

narrow helm
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So what is the best way of killing a knight?

lofty kindle
pearl coral
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or trampling him or suffocating him by environmental means like.. horses and corpses

narrow helm
supple field
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that's why they made the rapier in responss omfggg

pearl coral
narrow helm
pearl coral
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estocs and guns were the response

supple field
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bro what was the sword they made to cover

narrow helm
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But wait don't they have chain mail and padding beneath?

supple field
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i swear there was a sword

pearl coral
lofty kindle
obsidian night
supple field
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maybe i'm crazy

pearl coral
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look up teutonic estocs

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they don’t have cutting edges because they’re basically just spikes

lofty kindle
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"murdercicle"

pearl coral
narrow helm
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So what is the point of making warhammers and bec de corbins?

pearl coral
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if you can’t do any of that just open his visor

lavish blade
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what weapon

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(should i mod into half sword)

lofty kindle
pearl coral
lofty kindle
pearl coral
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you can get in close or manipulate the opponent and his weapon

lavish blade
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i think

supple field
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so can you really not make a microwave

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someone said that this morning or ig last night for you

lavish blade
supple field
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i feel like you could use the wooden stool

lavish blade
lavish blade
pearl coral
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too rare is it i get to orate on these things

narrow helm
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Np

supple field
# lavish blade how

idk i know nothing about modding in the slightest i'm just pulling shit out of my ass

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i'm so sick right now that i'm delirious

pearl coral
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@lofty kindle did i show you the paint progress on my ecranche yet

supple field
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can't think straight

pearl coral
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only half done but i’m still proud

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going to clean up the column next session

lofty kindle
pearl coral
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yes !

supple field
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how are those mounted btw? leather? bolt?

pearl coral
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the right will have a few coats of arms and saint bartholomew being skinned revealing golden flesh

pearl coral
supple field
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aren't they usually put on the upper left or right breast of armor?

lofty kindle
pearl coral
supple field
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ahhh okay

open dew
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hello everyone

pearl coral
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here it is on my shoulder

supple field
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hi

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i see i see

pearl coral
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and here’s the actual layout on the back

shrewd timber
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looks so cool

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are you planning on purchasing armour?

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as in metal

pearl coral
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i already have a bit of a light cavalry getup for hema

shrewd timber
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oh fuck yeah

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imo nothing beats the sexiness of brigandine

pearl coral
supple field
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yooo it's fire

pearl coral
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the barbute goes over my fencing mask

shrewd timber
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true you don't need gauntlets, honestly some leather gloves could go a long way

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very little for a large effect

pearl coral
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i say that because my blossfechten arm harness and my blossfechten gauntlets are effectively simulated armor in the shaping

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the shoulders and lack of stiff torso protection is all that needed to be amended for the wearing experience

shrewd timber
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ah i see, yeah so you've pretty much already got everything that's necessary

pearl coral
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might get into some armored fencing antics this monday depending on how i’m feeling

supple field
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what do you have to spar with

pearl coral
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sword, synthetic pollaxe, synthetic dagger, the aforementioned shield

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hopefully my arming sword arrives soon

supple field
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shheeeeesh you've got the whole nine yards!

pearl coral
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here my sword

supple field
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beautiful

mystic marlin
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i have been watching this video for the past 2 hours

tight wadi
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2019 surreal meme

pearl coral
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this could only be woven by the withering and vile hand of twenty twenty-five

wanton portal
mystic marlin
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best i can do is 2018

pearl coral
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it was custom

mystic marlin
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wow. jon mud

tight wadi
tight wadi
pearl coral
tight wadi
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I ordered my own from sigi forge

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But it’s gonna take a long ass time

mystic marlin
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sorry for posting ai

pearl coral
tight wadi
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Expensive

pearl coral
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i’ve loved every one of their swords i’ve clashed with

mystic marlin
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i do not personally see a problem with creating surreal imagery with ai

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especially in short forms such as tik tok

round current
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i know its not the point but hey it'd be pretty cool if they added skull deformation into halfsword

round current
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this is true

mystic marlin
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gore 2.0 has yet to be fully revealed

tight wadi
crisp marlin
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guys
how do i install the game
it says it hasnt launched yet
is it the tech demo?

slim dock
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this FUCKASS GAME

crisp marlin
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shika

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how do i install the game?

brazen jacinth
brazen jacinth
crisp marlin
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bruh

brazen jacinth
tight wadi
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Since when did this channel turn into a fucking circus

tight wadi
unreal bay
round current
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YOU CAN ROUNDHOUSE!?

unreal bay
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Yes

lavish blade
round current
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how do you grab

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like

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best

tight wadi
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Is that gore 2

round current
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i know like pressing q and e grabs but it seems to be way worse than other people's

tight wadi
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Aim for their arms

unreal bay
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I am thirsty now

slim dock
brazen jacinth
wanton portal
wanton portal
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realistic

unreal bay
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Ai is not art

white prawn
round current
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thankfully the economy is almost entirely held up by AI rn

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which means its just a matter of time before the bubble pops and then hey look at that ai isnt nearly a prevalent

lime harness
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more need to hear this, I spread the word of Roger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9NCRAUgWEE

The "Holy Grail" of Monty Python remixes.
Huge thanks to Roger the Shrubber himself, Eric Idle, for retweeting! https://twitter.com/GilliamReddit/status/1089559434869788672
Download (Video Version - MP3): https://hearthis.at/joman/joman-roger-the-shrubber/
Download (Extended Mix for DJs - WAV): https://www.dropbox.com/s/96ztuobjlcdg6e2/Joman -...

β–Ά Play video
umbral bough
round current
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genuinely historic idea

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might have to join you

haughty sparrow
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i need help

white prawn
haughty sparrow
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@gilded kayak 0_0

plain scroll
dreamy mangoBOT
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Gore Selection BUG

Delete all files relating to Half Sword existing in your local files. Be sure to back up your screenshots folder if you took any!

Uninstall the Half Sword demo via Steam
Right click on Half Sword Demo in you steam library Manage>Uninstall

IMPORTANT

Press WIN+R then type %localappdata% hit Enter
Now Navigate to and Delete the HalfswordUE5 folder.

Finally, reinstall Half Sword Demo.

Please note Appdata is a hidden folder by default and you need to enable show hidden items in the file explorer.

lime harness
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I've been so caught up with Diesel Knights I forgot BF6 is releasing today lol

plain scroll
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I'm gonna wait a few days before buying it to make sure they don't pull a 2042 where the beta was better than the release

lime harness
wintry ingot
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fuckass dog keeps begging me for my food

modern yacht
wintry ingot
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i'm about to if he doesn't shut up

plain scroll
lucid atlas
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I have obtained it

lime harness
lucid atlas
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Neither cross nor crown demo on steam

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blew this fellas head off

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they fell victim to my skills

modern yacht
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idk

forest falcon
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made some rice with onion

lime harness
wanton portal
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wdym yes I wasnt even asking a question

wintry ingot
modern yacht
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he's such a willie

obsidian epoch
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Hello from Royaume De France ⚜️ πŸ‘‹

finite snow
lucid atlas
drowsy finch
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Its so fucjing nice out finally πŸ™

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Its like 7 degrees outside rn

wheat brook
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Bruh where is my cold at

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This is bs

drowsy finch
drowsy finch
snow forum
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any news on when full release will be ?