general-catfish-🐱🐟

[topaz bolt]

YES

YES

[surreal vector]

Rolling your own will always be better

[umbral bough]

fuck newports we smoking spirit greens

[topaz bolt]

yuno ball

[drowsy finch]

The only thing that enters my lungs is air

[umbral bough]

it always is but ion got time for dat 😂

[topaz bolt]

so gay

air enjoyer😒

[surreal vector]

But you've got time to sit on your desktop and chat about it

[umbral bough]

my time spent on earth is for driving, drinking, smoking, wrenching, shitposting, and working

[umbral bough]

meaning ion got time to roll a cigarette boss

also i'm at work

some blue collar shi

[topaz bolt]

yur

contracting

[surreal vector]

Whats your favorite brand of tobacco

[umbral bough]

naw we w2 out here

[umbral bough]

american spiritz

[surreal vector]

Fair enough

[wanton portal]

you guys dont use

reds??

[umbral bough]

reds are ok

[topaz bolt]

they burn wayy to quick man

[umbral bough]

they're the same as vanilla/default settings

[drowsy finch]

I love being able to walk anywhere without stopping 🥰

[vernal zodiac]

cigarette situation is crazy

[umbral bough]

people who waste their time on earth and don't smoke

or drink

[wanton portal]

I always find those images on the smoking pack funny

like

[open dew]

what do you mean funny twin

[vernal zodiac]

the shriveled up lung ones?

[topaz bolt]

yea you have enough to worry about walking and stopping for breath you dont need ciggarettes

lol

[wanton portal]

how can a pack of cigar make you look like you got stung by a bee

[vernal zodiac]

you find the little husked baby funny slime? 💀

[open dew]

dude 💔

[wanton portal]

yeah

LMAO

[vernal zodiac]

damn ok I respect it

[sonic python]

ıpdate?

[vernal zodiac]

If god didn't want us to be alcoholics she wouldn't have added fermentation

[wanton portal]

either on october november or december

[wanton portal]

exactly man

actually I dont know about alcohol

[sonic python]

she?

[drowsy finch]

If you smoke you gotsta stop for breathhsies

Because your lungs are covered in SLIME

[vernal zodiac]

non gnostic ...

[lunar stream]

https://tenor.com/view/limbus-company-don-quixote-confetti-gif-15890753718484231634

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/evan-fong-music-video-gif-2804443378639926074

[sonic python]

i dont exactly see god as a gender

[lunar stream]

why smoke

[umbral bough]

why would god invent it if not for us to enjoy

[vernal zodiac]

have you even read the dead sea scrolls dude

[lunar stream]

just breathe air

[sonic python]

exactly

[somber panther]

baiting i see

master baiting even

[trim copper]

rayeo ban everyone below the age of 16

[wanton portal]

dude

fishermen are such masterbaiters

like

how can you catch that big of a fish without being a masterbaiter

[lunar stream]

banned

[topaz bolt]

i bet you viens are covered in slime whats the difference

[umbral bough]

with a bottle of bourbon in one hand and a cigarette in my other i proudly enter public roads in a highly modified vehicle

❤️❤️❤️

[lunar stream]

imagine smoking

[drowsy finch]

I lead a healthy life :)

[topaz bolt]

imagine riding penis

[lunar stream]

imagine smoking

[sonic python]

💔

[wanton portal]

while also driving illegally fast near a school zone

[umbral bough]

so fast the cameras dont catch you

[umbral bough]

top speed run

the streets are my canvas and these car keys are my paint brush

[lunar stream]

funniest halfcord member

[drowsy finch]

Homerphobia

[forest falcon]

fu

i got stuck in a tree

and died

[lunar stream]

yo why they scared of homer :((((

[sonic python]

https://tenor.com/view/shaq-sad-shaq-dismissed-shaq-shaquille-o'neal-gif-17893105500149090374

[wanton portal]

and the people on the sidewalk are your source of paint

[topaz bolt]

🤬

[somber panther]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-homer-simpson-gif-13518564799186478937

booooo

boooo

[trim copper]

because they are not cool

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-lemon-sour-gif-3772096

[somber panther]

are yall afraid yet?

[sonic python]

https://tenor.com/view/raiders-raiders-win-las-vegas-raiders-gif-12603020474886322397

[somber panther]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-the-simpsons-homer-homer-simpson-stare-gif-166133334505110271

[umbral bough]

we should ban every halfcord member under the age of 18

[vernal zodiac]

dude what

[umbral bough]

would improve server quality dramatically

[sonic python]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[somber panther]

true

[wanton portal]

you... you...

[vernal zodiac]

I know clueless is 3 years old but I just can't prove it

[umbral bough]

imagine all the edgelords and contrarians and band kids out of this place dude

[wanton portal]

you got the DUD

[umbral bough]

shii i might be

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-smile-simpsons-gif-11742885

[sonic python]

you sound like youve played for honor before

have you?

[finite snow]

you got the willie

[umbral bough]

for honor is ass

[trim copper]

90% of the server would be gone

[umbral bough]

maybe thats a good thing

[sonic python]

but have you played it tho

[vernal zodiac]

If we ban the band kids we won't have a BGM to drown out with the screams of willy

[drowsy finch]

Ban anyone who acts like a nonce lol

[umbral bough]

nope

[wanton portal]

well I'm gone

bye bye

wait what does nonce mean

[umbral bough]

no children in this server about a gory game where you decapitate and dismember people in brutal realistic detail

[sonic python]

https://tenor.com/view/sybau-syaos-british-english-ts-pmo-gif-18322740700124619850

[umbral bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1002450851962556489/1422132662654468107/ezgif-2de9dd4453594d.gif

[sonic python]

im pretty sure this is you

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-good-lookin-ralph-bakshi-80s-animation-hair-gif-762846832591660873

[finite snow]

mmbabayadeyo

[topaz bolt]

why are his buns out

[wanton portal]

elite reference

[vernal zodiac]

Clipped (nonce means pedo)

[umbral bough]

aerodynamics and cooling

[wanton portal]

FUCK

[open dew]

hi

[topaz bolt]

is that a for honor reference

[wanton portal]

https://youtu.be/RiZ-YwUJtUo?si=nZ-MoN3FIgGkYgxT

[sonic python]

https://tenor.com/view/for-honor-gif-19420450

[vernal zodiac]

I'm gonna be able to blackmail you forever with this dude

[trim copper]

not exactly

[topaz bolt]

yeaaa

[sonic python]

everything is

[drowsy finch]

I remember this one freakazoid trying to come on to sam of saturn

It was weird as frick yo

[topaz bolt]

id smoke anyone in here on that game idc

[sonic python]

https://tenor.com/view/for-honor-hop-on-for-honor-burger-king-gif-10448693578073696205

[sonic python]

are you sure?

[topaz bolt]

so sure

[sonic python]

main?

[wanton portal]

hey its that guy

[trim copper]

😱

[topaz bolt]

dont have a main but i mostly play black prior and orochi

[open dew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1047194231875321856/1422945493008519168/MENU.mp4?ex=68de84c2&is=68dd3342&hm=439164287de338698c72e8f08d007985c0848e2edae2b6c2386f8b962acbe55a&

[umbral bough]

if 90% of the server population is children and they act like they weren't raised right then we should get rid of that 90%

[topaz bolt]

and warlord

[sonic python]

https://tenor.com/view/shaq-sad-shaq-dismissed-shaq-shaquille-o'neal-gif-17893105500149090374

[open dew]

we need the stupid blood back

[topaz bolt]

huh

[sonic python]

honestly

im not losing to an orochi or warlord

bp maybe

im a warden main

[wanton portal]

I want what the old version of Half Sword had
guts falling out when you slice a willies stomach

[topaz bolt]

ahhhhh

worden so buns man

[sonic python]

https://tenor.com/view/for-honor-gif-19420450

[umbral bough]

they're bringing that back

[topaz bolt]

lost his glory days

[sonic python]

high a tier duelist

[wanton portal]

yayyyy

[umbral bough]

with the head exploding and stuff too

[wanton portal]

wait what?

[sonic python]

warden only lost its stamina damage on bash

[wanton portal]

you can explode heads?
With what? dynamite or hammers?

[umbral bough]

the heads will pop with enough blunt damage

[sonic python]

its in its prime now

[wanton portal]

oh ok

[topaz bolt]

bro ill smoke you with shugoki man in a duel

[sonic python]

• warden has that drip

and the aura yk

[topaz bolt]

yea

[sonic python]

https://tenor.com/view/for-honor-gif-19420450

[topaz bolt]

show me some of your wardens ill show u mine

[sonic python]

aight

[topaz bolt]

im like rep 14

brb

[sonic python]

honestly i respect that

[topaz bolt]

hes a beast😭

[sonic python]

i just dont respect spam abusers

[topaz bolt]

oh fuck yea

there dumb asl too

[sonic python]

like dominion virtuosa 2vs1

honestly like fighting shaolin and afeera is still fun

[topaz bolt]

i fucking hate that character

[sonic python]

but like glad

virtuosa

its just pain

[wanton portal]

https://youtu.be/Vp1mZlmwneY?si=NiLRFZZqMU2i2bkv

[sonic python]

wait ill send you the warden

[topaz bolt]

glad takes so much skill

ard

same i have it on my ps4 not pc

[sonic python]

every glad player plays defensively

just turtles

i used to main shaman back in 2020

now im a warden main thanks to havok

[topaz bolt]

shamans terrify me

honestly

[sonic python]

needs a rework so buns in duels

but so fun to playt

i sometimes go into dominion pick shaman with the stealth perk

just do the emote where it lays down

i lay down in the bushes wait and ledge people who pass by

its so fun

ill be back in a min

[trim copper]

i think its pretty obvious to know who was raised right and who wasn't, i dont think that banning all of them would be a fair move for the ones that are mature

[wanton portal]

was I raised right

[lucid atlas]

if you find any anomality's that must be purged contact us over mod mail

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-gif-4408076016540863651

[open dew]

I'll open so many mod mails

I'm playing stalker

[wanton portal]

stalkering

[open dew]

stalking you 👁️

[lucid atlas]

im playing exanima

[sonic python]

so

[open dew]

hell yeah

[sonic python]

ive been seeing this all the time

peak or not

[wanton portal]

gta 4

[open dew]

gta 5

[wanton portal]

gta 6

[open dew]

San Andreas

[wanton portal]

Vice City

[sonic python]

gta III

[trim copper]

sir yes sir

[lucid atlas]

I'd consider it to be very good for the price it is but you will need to get used to it

[sonic python]

its because i dont really like games from a top view like that

[drowsy finch]

I know a game you’d haaate

[sonic python]

2d is fine,fps and tps is fine

[open dew]

he never played a diablo or path of exile

[sonic python]

path of exile 2 is peak

[open dew]

missed a bit of peak

[open dew]

fuck yeah

[sonic python]

ive loved that shit

played it with a friend

on console

[umbral bough]

https://tenor.com/bUslj.gif

[drowsy finch]

Oh yeah! Well how was I raised, punk? >:(

[sonic python]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-goku-prowler-meme-prowler-stare-meme-gif-6137058116832105601

[indigo hare]

As an evil villain

[somber panther]

ban all minors (except sam)

[sonic python]

i sensed you coming

[wanton portal]

Oh shit

They're making a new Simpsons movie

[indigo hare]

And a new spaceballs movie

[somber panther]

wait what

[sonic python]

family guy >

[somber panther]

spaceballs 2???

[wanton portal]

This is truly amazing

Spaceballs 2

[indigo hare]

Yeah Rick moranis is coming out of retirement for it

[somber panther]

peak

may the schwartz be with you

[indigo hare]

Probably since the naked gun was good

[somber panther]

https://tenor.com/view/go-dark-helmet-spaceballs-go-on-get-going-gif-24854392

[trim copper]

you keep calling people very bad words

[sonic python]

will you kill me if a send a song link from youtube

[drowsy finch]

:(

[drowsy finch]

I’ve never even called anyone else slurs

[lucid atlas]

two men versus me

[somber panther]

yet

[sonic python]

hell yeah

[lucid atlas]

beautiful exchange no bias of course

[somber panther]

is this master level arena?

[lucid atlas]

yeah valiance tier

[somber panther]

ah

i loved the 1v3s

and the fight against trolls

with spears

too bad the story mode is just way too infuriating for me personally

[lucid atlas]

its a breeze imo

[trim copper]

you called absolutely everyone a slur

[umbral bough]

tf2 spy (kiryu) being the paragon of virtue is crazy

[open dew]

ironic

isn't spy the most racist

[wanton portal]

I met a girl who was lonelier than I was

[supple field]

is that surprising to you?

[somber panther]

fucking rougelikes

[drowsy finch]

I call myself slurs sometimes

[south roost]

whic gayme is tis

[lucid atlas]

exanima

[south roost]

thamnk (i probably wont even buy it because economy)

[lucid atlas]

should be pretty cheap

[supple field]

my friend showed me this the other day after I mentioned how much I liked halfsword

I wonder if it's part of the autumn sale

[hollow oxide]

roberttoooooooo

[lucid atlas]

nah

[supple field]

💔

[hollow oxide]

thats what i got reminded of the guys u were fighting armor

[lucid atlas]

favorite sekiro mini boss

[hollow oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/sekiro-sekiro-shadows-die-twice-shadow-die-twice-shadow-die-gif-25959786

[wanton portal]

Is this ghost of whatever

[knotty kiln]

What

[hollow oxide]

no its sekiro

[hot summit]

bu ne lan

[south roost]

itü kimya mühendisligi cigkofte partisi

[open dew]

english porfavor

[desert nova]

Hello

[open dew]

hey

[desert nova]

😁

[plain scroll]

Please keep this chat english only. There are other language channels that are available.

[supple field]

yooo wthhh

[open dew]

@plain scroll

[toxic thistle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1124830676877836429/1166721609470595122/togif-5.gif

[drowsy finch]

Oh, none of that please

[toxic thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cat-sad-cat-disappointed-disappointed-cat-gif-15863254533656981434

[supple field]

Can I have a spoon

[vagrant tangle]

6176

without thr 1 and other 6

[forest falcon]

76

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/scottykfitness-why-i-oughta-ready-to-fight-gif-10260063461160088140

[toxic thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smacking-other-cat-cat-cat-smack-cat-swat-gif-10347810988835752163

[supple field]

thank you from saving us from the feet

[forest falcon]

i am hunger

anyway slaughtering pals is very slow

ngl

[toxic thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773217867662622731/1398211482256150618/1378911963328811039.gif

cant eat the horse

[forest falcon]

is there a way to automate butchering

in palworld

[open dew]

goog night everyone...

[toxic thistle]

their is a convery belt for it

[forest falcon]

ah

cool

[fossil ginkgo]

https://cdn.medal.tv/ugcc/screenshot/bF0ItpDvNzNsnLI622rtJg.png?auth=exp=1759361400~data=NDU1MDQxNzkwLGxkcGtmYlNUQWRZYUloeEVxLDFwWlpJSUtvMERPLC0x~hmac=25105b1ce7a98d69897caaf955f6376b25448dad7cd7dbf39fcb16697d3f75e5&width=1280

Screenshot

Booooooooo

Embed perms when

Oh wait probably above level zero lol

[finite snow]

https://tenor.com/view/sematary-wendigo-chainsaw-spin-gif-5893575713750538088

noob

[open dew]

level 2

[barren osprey]

DEVELOPER!

RELEASE IT!

[open dew]

paid early access will come out in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year) unless it gets delayed. No official date known

[barren osprey]

RELEASE IT!

[fossil ginkgo]

Die

[sonic python]

@topaz bolt

everything is absolutely amazing

[mystic ice]

dope

[topaz bolt]

ty man

[sonic python]

i wanted to send my fashion but i couldnt

open for honor

just gives me an error

[finite snow]

gotta love COMPUTERS

[barren osprey]

Hedgeborn

[gilded dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/hu-gif-14579754042409205498

[finite snow]

ragamuffin

[barren osprey]

MANGY CURR

CUCKOLLDDD

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

EIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[topaz bolt]

yea i havent been on in months so everything had to update lol

[finite snow]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-playtest-knight-medieval-gif-1006672630590173212

[barren osprey]

PLEASE GIB ME LEAVE TO LIBEN

[topaz bolt]

whatcha think of the warden tho

was going for like sauron

[sonic python]

could work on the material

[gilded dawn]

Who did the voice acting?

[neat tundra]

Idk

[sonic python]

yeah ive noticed

[gilded dawn]

dam

[sonic python]

are you guys just lurking in the chat

waiting for people to literally ask that

lol

[neat tundra]

No I just opened this

[barren osprey]

CUCKOLD!

[sonic python]

ive heard a different voice in the trailer

are they changing your voice

💔

[barren osprey]

RAGAMUFFIN

[neat tundra]

Ivan the art director did the insults and pleading voicelines as a placeholder.
I did the screaming and death sounds.
Also technically placeholders as those will get replaced with newly recorded ones with better equipment.

[gilded dawn]

thx

[fossil ginkgo]

How old are you

[finite snow]

6

[barren osprey]

how did it feel to go "EEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII" ?

[finite snow]

7

[fossil ginkgo]

AHHH

[finite snow]

maybe

[barren osprey]

[finite snow]

42

[gilded dawn]

I'm 89

[open dew]

he got his alt to say that

[neat tundra]

I will always be in half sword, even if just screaming.

[finite snow]

[sonic python]

🔥

i love to hear you scream

[fossil ginkgo]

-# Ayo

[open dew]

his status is still so horrible

oh my gos

[sonic python]

sometimes i just damage the enemy and just listen to you scream

[neat tundra]

[sonic python]

i love it

[finite snow]

[gilded dawn]

i took the screaming sounds mp3 and i play it on repeat until i fall asleep

[fossil ginkgo]

Feet pics wow

[finite snow]

i can smell willy big willy toes

[sonic python]

mine????????????????

[fossil ginkgo]

I cut off his toes earlier

[open dew]

no

[finite snow]

https://tenor.com/view/worried-scared-oh-no-stop-it-fearful-gif-12534009

[fossil ginkgo]

Real

[gilded dawn]

poem

willie is sillie
stab willie
Kill kill kill kill kill

[fossil ginkgo]

Sane

[umbral bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1002450851962556489/1409770340736958495/ezgif-3057470420d62d.gif

[dusk harbor]

when is the actual game releasing

[open dew]

paid early access will come out in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year) unless it gets delayed. No official date known

Full version release dates unknown

[dusk harbor]

thnx

[wintry ingot]

i'm gonna take a wild guess that it will be at the end of november/beginning of december

and if i'll be right

[open dew]

who knows

[wintry ingot]

i'll be happy ig

[open dew]

probably

such a stupid event

@pearl coral

[toxic thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1378446978555449487/1405243719988281514/deepfry.gif

[desert nova]

Hello

[open dew]

yo

[desert nova]

😄

[open dew]

i wonder why

[wind geode]

Bugfield 2042 decided to wipe my ENTIRE account data

https://tenor.com/view/idfk-gif-3761179052566277881

[wind geode]

It's an account problem really

I lost all progress in EVERY battlefield game

Cause I had two EA accounts with two seperate Emails for some reason, and then I got rid of one and decided to keep the one with my steam and xbox account attached

but for some reason the bf games I played were played on the other account

not the steam one

and now it's all gone

Fuck you EA

[hazy agate]

camealot?

I know that

but thank you

[wanton portal]

EA

Someone bought our company

[plush cedar]

im gonna bombard hl2 with steam workshop addons and then try to play the entire game from start to finish

[hazy agate]

he camealot didn't he?

[plush cedar]

he has to arrive before he can come

[worldly forge]

I find it funny how the dev didn't know who Judge Dredd was when he picked out that character design

Or wait

[worldly forge]

Brain fart

Judge Holden

[stone spade]

hello chat

[worldly forge]

The Intruder uses the same art design as Judge Holden from Blood Meridian

[hazy agate]

hi

[trim copper]

its that fucking bear that i hate

[stone spade]

what he do

[trim copper]

i just fucking hate that thing

and i can't find me a good reason

but i hate it

[stone spade]

😭

[toxic thistle]

That just sucks

[wind geode]

Well same for bf1

[wanton portal]

You know

[toxic thistle]

your not launching on a new EA account or anything right?

[wind geode]

And I was very close to getting the

peacekeeper

[wanton portal]

People keep saying live each day as if it were your last
But what if I lived each day as if it were my first
Full of wonder and ignorance

[wind geode]

#general-catfish-🐱🐟 message

[toxic thistle]

ooof

https://tenor.com/view/amma-cat-ts-js-pmo-icl-pmo-cat-gif-9038313483801766180

this is you @wind geode

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-dude-boy-crying-velocity-gif-1058262725953435770

this me

[forest falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1344196273707941923.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=zzzAnimatedsillycat

[toxic thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1164976879330152500/1265415768590389249/DuyFSlUx.gif

bugged ass discord quest

[wanton portal]

Do you guys think time teaches you to move on
Or to make everything worthwhile

[drowsy finch]

I dunno I just play vedio games and stuff

[toxic thistle]

I second that

I just be gayming bro

[forest falcon]

time doesn't teach anything, reflection does

[drowsy finch]

Time taught me to tell you that you SUCK !!!!!

Grahh!!!!

[toxic thistle]

damn such violence

[forest falcon]

I will eat you

[drowsy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1270536052662075544/1416624348122316850/tumblr_2bebdeea7aa43baf7845802307f59145_b2ba3eff_640.gif.webp

[wanton portal]

Then what did it teach you?

[drowsy finch]

D:

[drowsy finch]

Literally me

[wanton portal]

Mr Gaming and his friends

[forest falcon]

stuff

[wanton portal]

On the moon

[toxic thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1296330648772149374/1330578480454172803/togif.gif

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/the-great-dorito-war-dorito-gmod-garry's-mod-doritos-gif-3583512001371331767

[lunar stream]

HOW BIG IS THIS GAME

im on act 3 too 🙏

[wind geode]

what is this

silksong

[lunar stream]

silksong

[wind geode]

?

[lunar stream]

yup

[wind geode]

ah

I need to finish it still

[lunar stream]

truth

[forest falcon]

smol

[wind geode]

gotta find the three thingies

[toxic thistle]

how many hours?

[lunar stream]

almost 40

[toxic thistle]

bruh

I have double that in yakuza 0 and I havent finished it

[wind geode]

I quit silksong to 112% hollow knight

and do pantheon 5

[toxic thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1279518767847575553/1376615188199112786/togif.gif

[wind geode]

and after I did that I didn't get back inot silksong

[forest falcon]

take the pen and stab

[wanton portal]

I've finished rdr2 in like 80-90 hours

[toxic thistle]

GOD GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO BEAT YAKUZA 0

[toxic thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-massage-masseur-gif-14789925

[forest falcon]

i will refrain from finish sentences

fqmfqnf

[plush cedar]

this is not alyx

[toxic thistle]

Thats you vel

[lunar stream]

get the any radiance mod trust me

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/dmc5-gif-14000810

[forest falcon]

qekrmgfeqkrgnltgnwrtlghnwrtlhgknwrth'lkjnkwrth'lkwrnmthl;wrktnhgwrktrngwrfgjbvn rfvojunwfiguubneqrgo[qujerungofdejvnq[oergnergoujunerttgoijunergoiujnasergo[iunj

[wanton portal]

That's Morgan Freeman

[toxic thistle]

anoter game I started and never finished

and guess who bought another tripple a game to never finish

this guy

[wind geode]

100% or first playthrough

[wanton portal]

Are you afraid to finish?
Or just too busy

[forest falcon]

me with witcher

[toxic thistle]

both

[toxic thistle]

started never finished either

[forest falcon]

blergh

[toxic thistle]

mostly busy

[forest falcon]

my brain struggling after eating

[wanton portal]

First playthrough
The only game I'm willing to 100% is GTA 4 since I played that game blind and cried

[toxic thistle]

I got school work that takes me away from projects, sometimes I got friends who want to play multiplayer games like squad 44 or peak

(Or recently regular squad)

[forest falcon]

i've been playing palworld recently

last week or so

[toxic thistle]

Thats a game I'm consisisent with to a degree, but I think i'm gonna stop till 1.0 drops

[wind geode]

The most fun 100% games I have gotta be hollow knight, max payne 3 and Trepang2

[toxic thistle]

are you excited for the max payne remakes?

[wind geode]

yes

I can't buy the first so yeah

[toxic thistle]

Me too, I bought max payne trillogy last summer and played through them all

[wind geode]

I wish I could play 1

[wind geode]

And it sucks that I can only play 2 in german

[wanton portal]

Rockstar is NEVER remaking games

[wind geode]

I want the real max voice

[plush cedar]

Anyone got this weird half life 2 update?

[wind geode]

remedy is

[wanton portal]

Wait what

[toxic thistle]

heh flex

[wind geode]

It literally was confirmed

[wanton portal]

When??
Have I been living under a rock

[toxic thistle]

it's conformed since 2023 or something

[wanton portal]

Then it's cancelled?

Right?

[wind geode]

Uh nah

why would it

[toxic thistle]

AI so grand of salt

[toxic thistle]

remedy still has it on their website that it's in development

[drowsy finch]

No reason…

[toxic thistle]

@wind geode

So one title

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/ftc-flight-reacts-pog-shnaggy-gif-17245655

[wanton portal]

Amazing

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/fry-shut-up-and-take-my-money-futurama-gif-11820664

[wanton portal]

I can play as Michael De Santa again

[toxic thistle]

science

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/one-peak-one-piece-one-piece-cry-its-so-peak-gif-13413926760013023520

[toxic thistle]

What is spotify telling me

[toxic thistle]

To the void with you

[knotty kiln]

sigh…

[plush cedar]

guys this is my chance to become big

[knotty kiln]

HEY EVERY!

[toxic thistle]

@wind geode German man, take him to void

[spark quartz]

bye bye!

[pale bough]

rest in peace jane goodall

[toxic thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-skin-him-discord-mod-mod-skin-him-cube-runners-is-cool-gif-12693754404042415707

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/blakegriffin-blake-griffin-bluecollarboys-scaryhours-gif-24615056

[toxic thistle]

whats your crime?

[spark quartz]

post me a cat cat poster

[toxic thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-massage-masseur-gif-14789925

[spark quartz]

ayo

[toxic thistle]

it's a fine line to walk, you must read the room or the vibe of the server to know where to post what. I don't read

[spark quartz]

thats a bad excuse

[rancid reef]

Lmfao

Kind of is

You just don't say it

Welp

gg

[toxic thistle]

?

[rancid reef]

They've been banned

Lmfao

[toxic thistle]

HUH?

No way

[rancid reef]

Way

[toxic thistle]

@spark quartz ?

[forest falcon]

what the hell

[spark quartz]

Wsg

[toxic thistle]

Was it your doing?

[plush cedar]

what happened?

[spark quartz]

Hmm?

[plush cedar]

what did I mis

[rancid reef]

There's a difference between offensive jokes and a good joke

[forest falcon]

did he say something bad or what

[rancid reef]

More than likely

[forest falcon]

i just saw him talking about bad sense of humor

[spark quartz]

He literally posted a political meme lmao

[forest falcon]

a

[plush cedar]

offensive jokes can still be considerd good if funy

[spark quartz]

He knows the rules too

[rancid reef]

Well that's what i mean

[spark quartz]

No offensive joke persay

[rancid reef]

There's a difference between truly offensive jokes and funny jokes

[forest falcon]

man i can't decide what to play

[rancid reef]

Chivalry 2

[plush cedar]

funy:D

[toxic thistle]

another 100 hours of total war

[rancid reef]

Lol

[forest falcon]

palworld or cyberpunk 2077

[trim copper]

i thijk

[rancid reef]

EW

[spark quartz]

Cyberpunk

[forest falcon]

ait

[rancid reef]

Therefore, i jam

[trim copper]

did you hear

[rancid reef]

funy

They already have a gun

[plush cedar]

funy

[rancid reef]

The bullet is poop and the arm is the gun

[spark quartz]

pardon

tf is the context to that

[rancid reef]

Monkeys throw poop at people

Stupid mod smh

[spark quartz]

so true

[plush cedar]

funy

[rancid reef]

Jk

Don't ban me

PLEASE

My goodness

[toxic thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1340097429873098855/1359210854075207861/togif.gif

another one

[rancid reef]

7 days just flashed before my eyes

[toxic thistle]

what a shame

@rancid reef i'll miss you

[plush cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-moderator-discord-mod-discord-memes-discord-mod-meme-gif-26027797

[spark quartz]

Halfyank? It's 2030

[plush cedar]

halfyankin it

[rancid reef]

Spoopy mod and i go way back we chillin

[toxic thistle]

halfsword still in early access

[spark quartz]

You are indeed my son

[toxic thistle]

blood update version 10 comes out

[rancid reef]

I am indeed

[forest falcon]

https://sun9-72.userapi.com/s/v1/if2/HIt_ARILGEiqZqHS6WUU2WQDDreWlF7bry1FuBo_36mHRVmuujL0s0viTYlj_1hh6JMeCDBNEBc6D2Gwmyohz2Yo.jpg?quality=95&as=32x13,48x20,72x30,108x45,160x67,240x100,360x151,480x201,540x226,640x268,720x301,1080x452,1280x536,1440x603,2560x1072&from=bu&u=uryNJSmOi4TIiBU_BjKOgf0BQmojVhAUAr6z_gkMGd4&cs=2560x0

[rancid reef]

Get your bloody up not your yanky up

Mreow

[toxic thistle]

Mreow?

[forest falcon]

https://sun9-88.userapi.com/s/v1/if2/Y0ywZMHLPdeX_w7mqHKDsh9opAkrWKuJraakVQTIzNe_I583xujiSNmXrfaIH0fcUT7wu7s6GXTUjxAZTGYtcHFn.jpg?quality=95&as=32x13,48x20,72x30,108x45,160x67,240x100,360x151,480x201,540x226,640x268,720x301,1080x452,1280x536,1440x603,2560x1072&from=bu&cs=2560x0

[rancid reef]

https://tenor.com/view/kiki-kiki's-delivery-service-money-funny-gif-3603310005002019749

Mroew

[plush cedar]

how often does halfyank yank it, find out tonight on Channel 4

[rancid reef]

I'm not awake enough to speak

Head hurt

Brain full of halfsword

:3

[toxic thistle]

it's an hour long special

[toxic thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-12450451651611168773

[rancid reef]

How much yank does a halfyank yank if a halfyank could yank hakf

[plush cedar]

find out tonight of YankWatch

[toxic thistle]

Ok to change the subject

I know the guilitien was invented in the late 1800s, but it feel like a device that would of been made much earlier in the 1500s or something. Any thoughts?

[drowsy finch]

I hate Emperor Julius Caesar

[pearl pine]

is the pvp going to drop tomorrow

[toxic thistle]

unkown

[pearl pine]

roger

[drowsy finch]

Yep!

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/scav-prototype-scav-scav-game-gif-5059476252344579500

[toxic thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1367871778860433469/1390666822680055969/togif-6-2.gif

[drowsy finch]

I love casualties unknown !!

[toxic thistle]

AHH PLAZMA BURST 3 is gonna be OPEN FOR (Closed) BETA

[woven night]

Welcome back to Yank Watch

[forest falcon]

i just met a guy

with sparkling balls

[toxic thistle]

ah ok

[forest falcon]

https://sun9-64.userapi.com/s/v1/if2/SiwjIdkmTA5QGLNHHqe1owrIIcs8_FIcgiWWi4b4PSKc8Jnm4rji_OUREYa8VmzIOyfmu6GhrDFqDagRfgoHobs0.jpg?quality=95&as=32x13,48x20,72x30,108x45,160x67,240x100,360x151,480x201,540x226,640x268,720x301,1080x452,1280x536,1440x603,2560x1072&from=bu&cs=2560x0

https://sun9-3.userapi.com/s/v1/if2/DJqiegBUDEcZyHoKxPl7PQe2bNpfo3zTJmy-tB8LUudcl00YUb3RJjVPJvr2hU6qAlw1E8_XM5csxFZSu0pzjzMu.jpg?quality=95&as=32x13,48x20,72x30,108x45,160x67,240x100,360x151,480x201,540x226,640x268,720x301,1080x452,1280x536,1440x603,2560x1072&from=bu&cs=2560x0

peak writing

[languid rover]

hey, just wondering, but was access to the game pulled?

[toxic thistle]

Playtest is over, for the latest release you just need to download the demo

[languid rover]

ah alright, thank you so much!

[mighty badger]

ah yes the burning cross man

microsoft managed to fuck up their main income

or xbox's in that matter

doubled the gamepass monthly value globally for some fucking reason

now it went from 59 bucks to 130 bucks

great

[fierce hearth]

the clash royale emote?

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/burnout-paradise-remastered-meme-memes-goofy-gif-2729470821921386591

[delicate dirge]

i heard cyberpunk was mentioned in the chat 👀

[molten glade]

If only you knew what this game could look like

[arctic dock]

Wretch

[delicate dirge]

i could show you 😉

[mighty badger]

it has been indeed

[delicate dirge]

i cant post my pics in here

sadge

[mighty badger]

yeah you need level 2

[delicate dirge]

oh i gotta lvl up i see

[mighty badger]

just keep chatting here and you level up in a moment

[delicate dirge]

damn

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/burnout-paradise-meme-jumpscare-gif-24525792

[proper jacinth]

Are you still able to put shields on your back?

I remember doing it before but now Willy won’t do it

[mighty badger]

i think

but only tower shields

bucklers and smaller shields ig not

[proper jacinth]

oh ok

[mighty badger]

i did see a custom loadout with a tower shield in the back not long ago so i think thats it

[proper jacinth]

duly noted

[dry shale]

you can put bucklers on your waist

[mighty badger]

not the back but yeah you can

you can also stack up like seven lamps on your waist

[dry shale]

the lamper

[untold wraith]

yummerz

[spark quartz]

Bypassing the brainrot filter????? That is punishable by DEATH

you now must listen to the entire album Human by the band Death

[untold wraith]

I want an attorney

[spark quartz]

goddammit this guy's good

[fierce hearth]

vro

i just fought a guy

with ONLY

cycle cards

he was using cycle carfs

cards

arena 7 btw

[spark quartz]

Hello flip moon key flag

[untold wraith]

Me when my carfs are cycled:

[untold wraith]

Only?

Gotta get those numbers up

[sick folio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240169069085462601/1421652928980193343/caption.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1185589058177609809/1311280368372027412/IMG_4339.gif

[forest falcon]

I cheesed the hell out of the second tower boss in pal world

because i'm too lazy to build a second base near ore spawns

https://sun9-36.userapi.com/s/v1/if2/c6l2yQzV7IbXuXOqyEihI2SAH0GYDsBPZqx8TD7cU0qpnBJsCHlHE5X3VFF6tIxFPiGJALUQAZfZkS8g0A4k-FEo.jpg?quality=95&as=32x6,48x8,72x12,108x19,160x28,240x41,347x60&from=bu&cs=347x0

[fierce hearth]

yes

[fierce hearth]

hi asschomp goodnight asschomp

[twin abyss]

@spark quartz you will have to revert my name when I'm right

I'll place a wager

[spark quartz]

nah

you can change your own name btw

[twin abyss]

If I'm wrong it will stay this forever

If I'm right you have to name yourself something stupid

[stone moon]

wheres the faq

[spark quartz]

#faq

[errant dagger]

right click server icon and press show all channels

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/spooky-scary-halloween-meme-caption-gif-12895288815750635107

[lavish blade]

i like how severly overused tt images gets greenwashed

[sonic heath]

@rocky heath add me

[rocky heath]

Light block

[sonic heath]

lol

[open dew]

no

[karmic patrol]

guys i really want a game like halfsword that has large scale battles but i know half sword isnt capable of that, anyone know any good games of the type?

[mighty badger]

the closest i can think of is Kingdom Come Deliverance 1 or 2

none will have halfsword combat though

[karmic patrol]

thats to be expected lol, thanks for the recommendation

[sonic heath]

cmon bubba unblock the big stezzy

[mighty badger]

no problem! wait for a good deal on steam (or on the console's store) kcd generally goes down by a lot near festivities

also, might want to take a look at Chivalry 2 and Mordhau

[karmic patrol]

love chiv 2 but im not a fan of the microtransactions

[mighty badger]

microtransactions take a bit of the fun out of anything they are in but eh thats life

and who knows, maybe halfsword gets a large buhurt mode once it releases in early access lol

[karmic patrol]

that would be awesome, it would just need SERIOUS optimization

im a sucker for physics based combat so that would just be the perfect game in my opinion

[mighty badger]

same same

they need to fix the armor performance issue

cant finish a small buhurt without going below 10 fps rn

[indigo hare]

Tbh there are no games like that if you’re looking for physics based. The absolute closest you’ll get is bannerlord since it can be third person, has personal combat, and big battles.

Voor de kroon is another one you could check out

[open dew]

hello

[karmic patrol]

bannerlord was nice but i wasnt a fan of the NES type commander gameplay, but i'll check out voor de kroon

[mighty badger]

hello

https://tenor.com/view/burnout-paradise-remastered-meme-memes-goofy-gif-2729470821921386591

[mighty badger]

damn thats an amazing pic

what game is that?

[spark quartz]

Is that rdr2, dying light the beast, dying light 1, fallout NV or 3?

[mighty badger]

not rdr2 or fallouts im sure of that

i recognize their engine renders and its not like that

could be dying light

[spark quartz]

"I rEcOgNizE tHeIr EnGiNe ReNdErS"

[mighty badger]

i tought maybe death stranding

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/job-job-application-jobless-gif-2757097081210871087

You recognize this

You nerd

[mighty badger]

i do

[mighty badger]

let me hyperfocus on stuff

[spark quartz]

The reason I thought fallout 3 was the lighting, but its also got dying light 1 harran lighting and could be NV due to the landscape but I see what appears to be castles in the distance so I'm thinking its dying light the beast

I bet we're both wrong tho

[mighty badger]

honestly i think dying light is the closest guess rn

[mighty badger]

landscape does look like new vegas safe for the mountains and the decent graphics

[spark quartz]

Watch it be like "oh nah this is call of duty black ops"

[mighty badger]

if it had the shitboxTM graphics from yours truly then it could be a bethesda game

[spark quartz]

@drowsy finch

You stinky

[mighty badger]

the black ops 7 early access

[spark quartz]

I cant wait to not play it

[mighty badger]

i have never seen a day 1 early access be so dead for a cod game

today is the opening day and not a single soul is even aware of it lmao

i love it

[spark quartz]

My two games coming out are BF6 and Arc Raiders 🙂

[drowsy finch]

Im playuing zomboido

its dying light the beast

[spark quartz]

YYEAHHHHHHH

[mighty badger]

bro arc raiders is looking like its gonna be so good

[spark quartz]

I FUCKING KNEW ITTTTTT

[spark quartz]

yeah I'm super hyped for it

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/burnout-paradise-no-way-he-gif-26540157

[spark quartz]

I just hope solo play is good

[mighty badger]

my games for this year are jwe3 and halfsword

next year is packed tho, its the 6 trio

bf6 gta6 fh6

[spark quartz]

bf6 is coming out this year you doofis

[mighty badger]

oh fr

i tought it was for 2026

[spark quartz]

Literally in like 9 days

[mighty badger]

XD

oh well there goes my economy plans

gonna wait for it on ea play

i have to survive this new gamepass spike before thinking on buying new games

[spark quartz]

Ugh fucking Microsoft bro

Ruining their consoles since 2013

[mighty badger]

i really, REALLY hope microsoft realizes they fucked it up and reverse the changes

120 bucks for a month of gamepass

no way in hell

[spark quartz]

Apparently the store to cancel gamepass was so packed it crashed

[mighty badger]

their last decent console was the 360 slim imo

their last *great console

[mighty badger]

so thats why i imploded randomly on the store

i have to cancel mine

if they do not reverse the changes then onto the next console

sell this one for the ps5

then use it for exclusives only

but then i wont be able to play fh6 on the release

[spark quartz]

I would've switched to ps5 4 years ago if not for all my progress

[mighty badger]

honestly i dont mind losing the progress, and i have been thinking on transitioning consoles for a while

[spark quartz]

I have too much,, too many games with way to much time sensitive stuff

[mighty badger]

i will start saving cash until like march of next year

see if i can afford a ps5

[spark quartz]

You could always get a disc trayless one for less too

[mighty badger]

i have a few of those, have been avoiding adding new ones to that list as best as i can

[mighty badger]

my plan exactly

i just want an affordable way to play some games

get me the middle term of the ps membership wich is just 50 bucks and im set

its got death stranding, horizon, got, tlou

[spark quartz]

Got

Can't forget that

[mighty badger]

the ghost of the tsushima

what ac shadows thinks it is lol

[spark quartz]

Yeah fr lmao

Ac shadows doesnt hold a torch

[mighty badger]

a digital ps5 is rather cheap here if bought second handed but thats the only way i buy consoles so its fine

as long as you have a good eye you can spot a few golden finds

[spark quartz]

Can you not buy new in Brazil?

[mighty badger]

you can but because of tariffs prices go boom

[spark quartz]

Oof

[mighty badger]

a ps5 is about 4800 brazillian reais

[fallen delta]

yes

[mighty badger]

four times more than the minimum wage

[fallen delta]

i can confirm this

[mighty badger]

br too?

[fallen delta]

ps5 pro is almost 6000 reais

ya

[mighty badger]

BRASILSILSILSIL

[mighty badger]

fr

[fallen delta]

like who want a ps5

is the most piece of shit

[mighty badger]

its not that bad though i have only had issues with second hand purchases once

[fallen delta]

all the "exclusives" have for PC and the PC is way more worth it

[mighty badger]

with a 99% safety chance its worth it

[mighty badger]

i mean yeah but a pc is just as expensive

sooner or later i will get them on pc

[spark quartz]

A good pc is wayyyyyy more expensive

[fallen delta]

np

[spark quartz]

I'm looking at one thats 1600 bucks

[fallen delta]

you just need to know what specs to use

[spark quartz]

Thats on the lower end

[mighty badger]

mine was around 1000, gaming laptop

[fallen delta]

i have a lot of knowlegde about pcs so

dude gaming laptop is shit in my opnion

like the laptop is expensive and is worth an 4 times better pc

[mighty badger]

i do not trust my street's power distribution enough to buy a gaming rig

[mighty badger]

not true tbh

i did a lot of research on it

[fallen delta]

you leave a lot of house?

[mighty badger]

difference is small most of the time

[spark quartz]

does Brazil have the hanging power lines over streets and shit

[mighty badger]

but a gaming pc is generally better

[mighty badger]

yuh

they also get tied up in knots sometimes here in my street

[fallen delta]

dude Brazil is bullshit i hate this country and i want to leave imediatly

in Brazil you can die all the time here in favelas

[mighty badger]

and a couple of times somebody hit a energy post with a vehicle

[fallen delta]

for no reason

yea

[mighty badger]

you die all the same in o block

[spark quartz]

EVERYBODY ACT NORMAL ITS EASTER

[mighty badger]

theres gonna be shit places everywhere

[fallen delta]

i don't care

[mighty badger]

hi easter

[fallen delta]

yea

lol

a lot of junk

too

[indigo hare]

Thank god you warned everyone, I was about to declare a state of emergency from all the yapping. this close to handing out bans left and right

[mighty badger]

its considerably good compared to other latin countries but its far from a good country to live in most regions

[indigo hare]

For no reason other than to flex

[spark quartz]

God forbid a mod be active

[fallen delta]

yea

[indigo hare]

Yes, yes I do forbid it

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-gif-1317513878955975206

[spark quartz]

hornet no

[fallen delta]

i actually played silksong

is not that good

because is short

[indigo hare]

Because it’s a 2d platformer

[fallen delta]

but the fameplay i amazing

[indigo hare]

And those are lame

[fallen delta]

no

[mighty badger]

shaw

[spark quartz]

Adino

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/burnout-paradise-meme-funny-mod-no-gif-25153672

[fallen delta]

silksong and the first hollow knight are the best games i ever played

is a shame silksong is way too short

[fallen delta]

what does that mean

[mighty badger]

no but cool as fuck

[mighty badger]

ren

guaraná

[mighty badger]

its not that short if you go to act 3

[fallen delta]

yes it is

is so easy dude

silksong is easy

[indigo hare]

You know what else is easy

[mighty badger]

idk whats the definition of short for a metroidvania to you but its fairly long compared to hk1

[fallen delta]

do you killed radiance already?

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-496001393010401237

[mighty badger]

yeppers

[fallen delta]

the absolute form?

[mighty badger]

less than seven masks of hp

[mighty badger]

yes sir

hk1 was pretty easy to me since i play silksong first

the savage beastfly taught me how to move

[fallen delta]

for no reason when i was trying to get all achvements i smashed absolut radiance

i got my head hurt for 1 day after that lol

the only thing that scares me the fricking out is the pantheon 5

holy moly

[mighty badger]

pantheon was a bit annoying yeah

honestly if i had how to run like in ss it would have made it trivial

but walking is fine ig

[fallen delta]

the annoying thing is that most of the bosses you are going to fight, atleast half of them you don't remeber their attacks

and you cannot just simply die and come back, cuz you need to defeat them all again

[mighty badger]

like a mini version of dead cells

[fallen delta]

i didn't played dead cells

[mighty badger]

i recommend

it references a lot of other indies

even hollow knight

[fallen delta]

actually i want to play blasphemous 1, my friend said that it is so much good