general-catfish-🐱🐟

[restive epoch]

dang

thats the best deck ive ever made hands down i wanted to share it, i hope he get extra dosh for the EVOs

[pearl coral]

i don’t like such decks

[restive epoch]

2.8 elixir, stupid fast cycle.
if anyone tries to use a swarm its gg with the curse rage

[pearl coral]

despite hardship i love my fellows

[restive epoch]

evo pekka literally walks forward uninpeded

[pearl coral]

curse rage is awesome tho

[restive epoch]

they never see it coming

i hold it for the swarm that WILL go on my evo pekka

and the ice spirit just stalls for the pekka

prince can sneak the other side if they spend too much elixir to deal with your pekka push

its gg

[pearl coral]

my deck is like the kingdom of bretonnia it’s just a bunch of normal humans fighting robots and demons and goblins and mages

[mystic marlin]

do you play wh3

[pearl coral]

don’t know what that stands for so probably not

[wanton portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1194156294282682400/1415439260663681097/brandbird.gif

[topaz bolt]

fuck a skill issue why tf do i need to get fucked by sandor clegane on literally commoner level only to waste my time

like is this a troll game?

[wanton portal]

dont go for the body

instead go for the hands

[topaz bolt]

i try to but my characters arms are fucking flailing around

[wanton portal]

have you tried pressing F

it slows down time

[topaz bolt]

but wheres the fun in that

yk

[wanton portal]

thats fine if you dont want to use it

[open dew]

you can use the pitchfork 1 tier below or try to attack whenever he's open

[topaz bolt]

i want to play at real speed without mu character figthing like hes drunk

[wanton portal]

I tried doing this
I stabbed him and got myself flung because he didnt die instantly

[open dew]

what

pitchfork??

[wanton portal]

yea

in the stomach

I think

and then he just swung at me

[open dew]

og

never happened to me

he usually just balls after getting hit by pitchfork lol

[topaz bolt]

like commoner boss gets this enormous sword and i get two tiny ass blades and obviously i get smoked

[wanton portal]

dont use the duel wield blades

lmao

[open dew]

yeah thats the worst commoner kit

[topaz bolt]

i didnt know u could switch

[open dew]

nobody said skill issue

it's just that the 2 small swords aren't the best

calm down

god

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-planted-a-bomb-at-tattaglia-high-everybody-hates-chris-youtube-shorts-gif-17033055803686604258

[topaz bolt]

frl thats my bad

[open dew]

you can change your kit everytime you get a new rank

or you can go back 1 rank back and try to use the pitchfork which is the best weapon you can use agaisn't the commoner boss

[wanton portal]

go back to begger and use fists

[open dew]

yeah dont

LOL

[topaz bolt]

love beggar

whats the highest youve got

imma just play tlou fr

[worldly vapor]

😭

[pearl coral]

you’ll have a better chance with the longsword but it’ll still be hard fought

rarely can you dispatch him as easy as others

you genuinely have to grapple or outfootwork him

[pale bough]

wdym its 2013 rn

[restive epoch]

pick the longest sword, hold ALT and just sprint right into him and hope you spear his gullet first before he can swing. this works 70% of the time id say

[mystic marlin]

total war warhammer 3

[wanton portal]

Push you into the coffin

https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdndzbzFrMHF4M3Z2M2N6Z3poZG1uNTFucGVsaHc0cXR5MGtnY3VkZyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/PIEFwhDusGGtoYpQnW/giphy.gif

[raven ore]

where is blueberry

[hollow oxide]

early access

nexty week

[wanton portal]

no

christmas

or halloween

[knotty kiln]

really curious how much armor there actually will be

Because notice how wip posts label items as “Sallet 4” for example, so how much are there

[open dew]

No.

paid early access will come out in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year) unless it gets delayed. No official date known

[knotty kiln]

do you have that on your clipboard always

[open dew]

Yea

and guess what

[knotty kiln]

respectable

[open dew]

not counting images

[knotty kiln]

be a mod

[open dew]

applied

[wanton portal]

30 dollars??

not possible

[open dew]

The early access will most likely be 20-30 $USD according to a survey.
It might be more or less, since the price is yet to be released to the public

unknown at the current time

it's so horrible

I have 12 other copypadtas too

it gets so boring sometimes twin..

do u know what i need

mod role

talking about mod

You can apply for the Moderator role by completing the Moderation application and they'll reach if you have been accepted, The applications are checked every month.

NO

dont say anything

'm reporting you...

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/love-is-war-kiss-kaguya-kaguya-sama-me-and-youre-mother-gif-26386524

[open dew]

my crash thing also got added in the pins thing of this channel

STOP IT

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/lenny-rd2-red-dead-redemption-2-rd2-leny-lenyyyy-gif-17880924538932514045

[open dew]

look at the pims

pins

[wanton portal]

pims

https://tenor.com/view/pim-cute-smiling-friends-adorable-lovely-fella-butterfly-gif-3321486612576003437

one day

all of your favourite songs will be 30 years old

[open dew]

i mean

yeah

[umbral bough]

@open dew you think 1000 dollars in cash is worth being hunched over on the floor for the last 30 minutes

[open dew]

maybe???

[wanton portal]

where is this going

[open dew]

depends how hunched

[wanton portal]

arched

[gloomy urchin]

guys whats the capital of this country

[open dew]

that country does not exist tein

[umbral bough]

the consequences of beating 20 people in a ghost pepper ramen eating contest

[gloomy urchin]

yes it does

[open dew]

oh my god

[gloomy urchin]

its an island

[open dew]

yeah u won

[umbral bough]

on the floor in fetal position rn

[open dew]

idk islands

[open dew]

oh my god

[umbral bough]

that shit was evil

[open dew]

get somegigng to drink 😭😭😭😭😭

[gloomy urchin]

@umbral bough

[umbral bough]

but hey 1000 dollars for ignoring my gag reflex and not chewing one bit

😂

[open dew]

fuck yeah

what are you gonna spend that money on

[umbral bough]

those peppers were dried and the size of my thumb

[open dew]

😭

[wanton portal]

Id buy a cowboy hat with that kind of money

[spark quartz]

Stupidville population only you

[umbral bough]

they put like 10-15 in that little ass ramen bowl and said you had to eat them all

[gloomy urchin]

no

[open dew]

"I'd buy a hotdog with that kind of money" 😭

[open dew]

good lord

[gloomy urchin]

i unironically thought its a country for 5 mins

[open dew]

gg

[gloomy urchin]

its a fucking lgbtq flag 😭

[open dew]

yeah countries can't have those colors

[pearl coral]

i have it but i didn’t enjoy it so i haven’t played it much at all

[gloomy urchin]

hi sam

[open dew]

hi uncle sam

[spark quartz]

Clueless whatever you're about to say better be funny

Or else

(Nothing will happen)

[open dew]

LOL

[gloomy urchin]

@spark quartz are you closer to 21 or 29

[umbral bough]

my monkey brain tells me either car parts or another facebook marketplace shitbox

[open dew]

oh fuck yeah

[spark quartz]

thats private information that I am not at liberty to share online

[cerulean nacelle]

pretty please with a cherry on top

[open dew]

he's closer to 60 than 29

[gloomy urchin]

its ok to admit youre in your 40s

[umbral bough]

my reasonable brain says make my rent and groceries free for a month

[spark quartz]

Wasn't funny, prepare for the javelin

[open dew]

naaah

[spark quartz]

Fine....

Sike

[gloomy urchin]

its better even

uppies pleaee

[umbral bough]

actual hating

[open dew]

nothing but hatred

[cerulean nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/maçavras1-gif-16101498646883457546

woah

[open dew]

hey I was listening to pimp a butterfly like 10 minutes ago

[cerulean nacelle]

mods ban this guy

[open dew]

what da hell

[spark quartz]

Aight seeya later

[gloomy urchin]

spoopy

[open dew]

that's what I'm saying

[umbral bough]

then after the contest i went and got boba then pet some bunnies to soothe myself

[gloomy urchin]

uppies

[spark quartz]

😐

[gloomy urchin]

please

[open dew]

why are the

[spark quartz]

Nope, Siberia

[open dew]

oh my god there's little birds too that's so adorable

[pearl coral]

dagestan

[spark quartz]

You will mine coal

[open dew]

I cant believe the Minecraft movie starts "as a child i yearned for the mines"

it's somehow funny

[pearl coral]

the malgosia knife copout scene genuinely had me going hogwild roflbbq

[cerulean nacelle]

rolling on the floor laughing barbecue

[open dew]

oh my god IKR

[heady mulch]

Thanks a lot brother 🙂 ❤️

hahahahh ill take it as a compliment; but no drugss thooo ❤️

[umbral bough]

i picked one of them up

bro i am so cooked god help me

[heady mulch]

hahahh i knoww

more songs incoming

[open dew]

no way

[umbral bough]

yeah they were very chill

i also fed the bunnies

[open dew]

oml I wish I was there 😭

[cerulean nacelle]

@heady mulch is the main menu theme for the itch.io version posted on youtube

if you made that

i can NOT find it

💔

[heady mulch]

oo, i didnt make that song, thats the only song i didnt made

[umbral bough]

still mad about losing the cosplay contest yesterday that would've been another crisp 500

[cerulean nacelle]

ohhhh

[open dew]

i mean yeah

a stupid baby got 500

whats a baby gonna do with 500

[cerulean nacelle]

makes sense, yea

[umbral bough]

not even the toddler himself bro thats just free money for the fuckin parents

like really man

[open dew]

LOL

you need to bring a kid on a cosplay convention next time

[pearl coral]

don’t wear it out.. heh

[umbral bough]

i didnt style this wig and spend a good 200 on this cosplay + time working on it to lose to a TODDLER WEARING A SPIDER MAN HOODIE

[open dew]

LOLLL

[umbral bough]

i even had my colored contacts in for accuracy

[open dew]

really?

i haven't seen them

must've been painful losing 😭

[pearl coral]

dam son my condolences

goodnight all

[open dew]

goodnight uncle sam

[pearl coral]

more like nephew sam

[open dew]

how old r u...

whaaa

[umbral bough]

yes bro it was diabolical

[cerulean nacelle]

@pearl coral can you drive yet

[umbral bough]

all that work on this wig

[open dew]

bruhh

it's so rigged

[next cosmos]

werent people saying early access was today? or in the coming days

[spark quartz]

They were lying and deceitful

[umbral bough]

early access never coming btw

[open dew]

paid early access will come out in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year) unless it gets delayed. No official date known

[umbral bough]

too many questions

[open dew]

😭

[heady mulch]

@hallow quarry Thanks for enjoying my music ❤️ hope you keep making music 🙂

[next cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-awesome-mario-twerking-gif-23644561

[open dew]

I just clicked this profile

[next cosmos]

how could they

[cerulean nacelle]

help me this fish is annoying me i can’t sleep

[open dew]

odd looking fish

[pearl coral]

i would in theory if i took my test earlier and passed it

ok goodnight now

[open dew]

why are you awake

[next cosmos]

weird looking cat

[open dew]

go to sleep 😭

[pearl coral]

goodnight

goodnight

[cerulean nacelle]

erm that’s a fish

close enough though i’ll give you that

[open dew]

goodnight uncle sam

[umbral bough]

imagine not being able to drive

[next cosmos]

he never said how old he was

[open dew]

oh yeah

[pearl coral]

SIXTEEN

GOODNIGHT

[open dew]

no way you're 16

[pearl coral]

[open dew]

nephew sam

[spark quartz]

Sam is a child

[open dew]

holy fuck I'm older than sam

[open dew]

yeah

[cerulean nacelle]

generally, he’s been called a cat. but in reality he’s a fish

[umbral bough]

if this game gets esrb rated we're losing a mod

sorry guys

💔

[next cosmos]

you all are older than me

[open dew]

LOL

[next cosmos]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/480231557123276800/1272886832954081440/image0.gif

[open dew]

how old r u tein

[cerulean nacelle]

😭😭

[open dew]

stop trying to send gifs oh my god

level 2 or boost

[next cosmos]

14

[open dew]

Jesus

[cerulean nacelle]

give us money

boost

boost

[next cosmos]

its funner as a gif link

[umbral bough]

any automobile owners (NO FINANCED CARS ALLOWED. BROKIES.) in this chat

[cerulean nacelle]

or give me the money i’ll totally boost and not pocket it

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-meme-halfblord-gif-18136212022161140938

[open dew]

me

[umbral bough]

whatchu got

[spark quartz]

yeah i own a vehicle

[knotty kiln]

Miss the relentless ai

[open dew]

i own a bit of Volkswagen and like 2 cars

[next cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-greetings-hi-hello-salutations-gif-10837818968891611424

[umbral bough]

based

[open dew]

I just drive idfk about specifics

[knotty kiln]

That never backed down, never gave up

[umbral bough]

i have 4

[cerulean nacelle]

is it paid off

[open dew]

really?

[spark quartz]

yup

[cerulean nacelle]

you can’t be younger than 30…..

[spark quartz]

Yeah this is NOT appropriate

[open dew]

I could buy 3 cars just to 1up you

[umbral bough]

2008 335i, 2003 camry, 2017 camry, 2001 expedition

[open dew]

he's 13

[next cosmos]

i am getting sushi tonight

[spark quartz]

I am 😄

[umbral bough]

the 335i and 03 camry are my primary cars/beaters

[knotty kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/nick-gif-24509549

[cerulean nacelle]

i have an 08 camry

[open dew]

hell yeah

[umbral bough]

the other 2 i give to my broke ass roommates to use while they pay my insurance

and gas

and maintenance

(free car ownership)

[cerulean nacelle]

my cars older than sam

😭😭

[open dew]

yummy

[next cosmos]

thatts devistaing new man

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-sleeping-sleepy-dog-perritodormido-dormido-gif-16542296809354104671

[umbral bough]

bmw is the tuner local legend/hellcat and corvette killer

[cerulean nacelle]

aren’t u 14

[open dew]

i should buy a ferrari

[open dew]

LOL

[next cosmos]

yeah

[umbral bough]

camry is the low maintenance gas saver

[cerulean nacelle]

yes

[next cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-sleeping-sleepy-dog-perritodormido-dormido-gif-16542296809354104671

[umbral bough]

we should clean out every <17 person in this server

[cerulean nacelle]

gulp….

[open dew]

i concur

[umbral bough]

prepare us for the rating

[cerulean nacelle]

yeeaa….

[spark quartz]

somehow I feel like clueless asked about other people's cars so they could talk about their own 😭

[umbral bough]

server quality will improve (sorry guys!)

[open dew]

how old are you again

27?

[open dew]

LOL

[knotty kiln]

wait so im not allowed to play

[umbral bough]

that's the point

[next cosmos]

all the mods wouldnt be here anymore

[open dew]

he's not 17 or 16 with 4 cars

[knotty kiln]

your a good man

[umbral bough]

me when i bring a topic up so i can partake in it 😱

[open dew]

LOL

[knotty kiln]

thank your for placing the numbers in a different way

[open dew]

how old do you guys think I am?

[knotty kiln]

2

[open dew]

wh

[next cosmos]

new born

[open dew]

i hate all of you

[spark quartz]

Welcome to the club

[next cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-sleeping-sleepy-dog-perritodormido-dormido-gif-16542296809354104671

[open dew]

survival zombie

[cerulean nacelle]

ummm is it bigger or less than 1

[open dew]

the game

[open dew]

bigger

[cerulean nacelle]

um..

2….

[open dew]

bigger

[cerulean nacelle]

… 1?

wait no

[open dew]

we are not doing this twin

[open dew]

oh my god

[next cosmos]

that dog is so cute

[cerulean nacelle]

t.. three!!!!…

[cerulean nacelle]

know your animals bro

that’s clearly a fucking bird

[next cosmos]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1295846550706192488/1404397847125692497/togif-9-2.gif

[umbral bough]

i wish i could say 19 but as of july this year 20

[open dew]

who the fenuinefuck is this

should I be concerned???

[umbral bough]

i'm old as fuck for no reason

[open dew]

I'm older than you gg

[umbral bough]

hate it!!!

[cerulean nacelle]

death 23:49 is NOT a bible verse bro watch out

[next cosmos]

no thats tod

[open dew]

LOL

[knotty kiln]

yes your gona disintegrate

[open dew]

I'm gonna die 😭😭😭😭

[umbral bough]

don't even have 100k in assets yet

[knotty kiln]

[cerulean nacelle]

DAAMN

[umbral bough]

my life is cooked

[cerulean nacelle]

THATS WAY BJGGER THAN 1

[next cosmos]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1172578330667655340/1421556810053189642/image0.gif

[knotty kiln]

who else is 15 here

[cerulean nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-fish-spongebob-fishes-spongebob-staring-spongebob-crowd-gif-21857280

[next cosmos]

1 year late brodi

[umbral bough]

i'm in poverty help me @open dew

[knotty kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/toxiqueney-mannequinney-quingifs-stan-twitter-family-guy-gif-5593364845994703232

[next cosmos]

T_T

[cerulean nacelle]

can i have some of your poverty

😭😭😭😭

[open dew]

how much do you have in paypak

[umbral bough]

whar

[open dew]

i think I have spent more in robux than you did this entire year

[umbral bough]

i am poor

[open dew]

paypal

[next cosmos]

can that money speed up early access

[open dew]

i mean probably

[cerulean nacelle]

hey… hey buddy… remember then pencil i gave you back in middleschool….

[umbral bough]

i'm POOR.

[open dew]

i was NOT with you

[open dew]

that's not bad at all

[cerulean nacelle]

i was there

[umbral bough]

yeah that's the checking

[cerulean nacelle]

i was the.pencil

[open dew]

hold on i think I have an old screenshot of my balance somewhere

[umbral bough]

i keep it above 5k out of principle and as a buffer

[next cosmos]

i have 0.07 c in my bank acc

[spark quartz]

Bro needs attention

[umbral bough]

i do actually!

[cerulean nacelle]

why are we flexing our net worths bro

😭💔

[umbral bough]

thanks for pointing it out

[spark quartz]

Yeah its very obvious 😭

[umbral bough]

all attention is good attention

i love it

[knotty kiln]

Lets go

[cerulean nacelle]

what happened to willie

[next cosmos]

most 15 year old thing ever

[umbral bough]

that's the secret level higher than baron

[cerulean nacelle]

coming from a 14 year old is kinda insane

yk

[next cosmos]

were very differnt

[umbral bough]

yeah but not wrong

[knotty kiln]

am i causing a crime being 15 or something

oh your 14

[umbral bough]

with femto pfp too

[cerulean nacelle]

holy shit bro

[next cosmos]

being better at me in clash is NOT ALLOWD

[umbral bough]

i CANNOT WAIT for the rapture

(age limit)

[knotty kiln]

this is my very anti mega knight deck

[umbral bough]

yuo're*

[knotty kiln]

Yrou’e

[cerulean nacelle]

yuo’er *

[next cosmos]

euro

[cerulean nacelle]

noob

[umbral bough]

yroue

[cerulean nacelle]

r

[knotty kiln]

ouyr

[umbral bough]

y

[spark quartz]

Hey brother, no religious talk, thats a rule.

[knotty kiln]

a

[umbral bough]

this is not the religious rapture this is the halfcord rapture i speak of

[spark quartz]

Oh I see

okie

[cerulean nacelle]

where in the halfble does it say that

[knotty kiln]

willie says “Gosh!” When you taunt sometimes

[next cosmos]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/480231557123276800/1272886832954081440/image0.gif

[knotty kiln]

And “by god’s bones”

[next cosmos]

my knight aromr is cool fellas

armour

[spark quartz]

yes yes you're very funny

[open dew]

this is worth a little right

[umbral bough]

it's under ragamuffin 13:37

[open dew]

I'm going to rapture you

[spark quartz]

Please I fucking hate it here

[umbral bough]

this is what you get for babysitting general chat

[next cosmos]

what is thes stickr craft

[open dew]

LOL

[cerulean nacelle]

oh damn u right

[spark quartz]

so true

[knotty kiln]

fibberdigiben 12:22

[open dew]

just throwing in shit and scrapping it later

[spark quartz]

I dont actually hate it here btw

Just for the record

[open dew]

it's such an old screenshot

[umbral bough]

i'm saying bro theyre gonna purge everyone below the age of 18

[open dew]

not yet

[umbral bough]

the halfcord rapture ❤️❤️❤️

[cerulean nacelle]

hey hey whey

hold on

you said 17 no?

let’s keep it 17….

[umbral bough]

sorry i decided to move the goalpost

[cerulean nacelle]

don’t ask em why …

[spark quartz]

This has not been discussed 😭

[open dew]

yeah kill everyone 18 and below I'm fine with that

[umbral bough]

i hate children!

kill them!!

[open dew]

evil clueless:

[knotty kiln]

wait is this gen true

[next cosmos]

that include you mr newborn

[umbral bough]

no.

[open dew]

I'm older than you by a lot

and Mr???!

[cerulean nacelle]

clueful:

[knotty kiln]

pheeeeeew! 🙋💦

[open dew]

I'm so done

[cerulean nacelle]

clueful: “i love children!!!”

[umbral bough]

it's true actually

[cerulean nacelle]

that

sounded awful

[open dew]

it's true 😭?

[umbral bough]

i love kids charlie!!! i love kiids!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-screaming-smiling-friends-i-would-really-not-be-smiling-friends-i-love-gif-25756468

[cerulean nacelle]

where’s that fucking quote bot when we need it

💔

[knotty kiln]

i want to send that one Pim gif

[umbral bough]

i will infiltrate halfcord's leadership and take over the server and impose this rule to ensure prosperity

[open dew]

@lost palm

[open dew]

LOL

[cerulean nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/please7tv-please-beg-pray-hope-gif-3860103425950934673

[open dew]

oh my god

[cerulean nacelle]

cute bird

[umbral bough]

our children (the future) should not be discussing and begging for attention on a gory medieval video game where you brutally cut people in half with unnecessary brutality and realism

[knotty kiln]

it’s a hamster, dude.

[open dew]

yeah

[cerulean nacelle]

that’s brutal, man

[umbral bough]

it's fine when i do it though ❤️

[knotty kiln]

Become a senior mod and ban everyone

[cerulean nacelle]

ummm there’s no beak what are you talking about

[open dew]

oh that reminds me

@umbral bough you

[cerulean nacelle]

that’s a bird

[open dew]

You can apply for the Moderator role by completing the Moderation application and they'll reach out if you have been accepted, The applications are checked every month.

I realized

hold on

[knotty kiln]

Do you have to be adult

[open dew]

Sam is 16

[knotty kiln]

ah

[mystic marlin]

i put my discord user id should i have put peter3434 instead

[open dew]

you're never getting accepted

[raven ore]

oh yeah

peter

[cerulean nacelle]

i’ve been here for almost 3 years will i be accepted

[mystic marlin]

unfortunate

[open dew]

probably

[mystic marlin]

hi

[cerulean nacelle]

what if you’re 12 years old

[open dew]

that breaks tos

[knotty kiln]

Another hamster

[umbral bough]

why you mention me for this

[open dew]

you're not getting accepted but banned

[cerulean nacelle]

a shucks

aw fiddlesticks

gee wilkers

[raven ore]

death consciousness

[spark quartz]

Yes you have to be an adult

[open dew]

i want to use my coptpastas more :(

[open dew]

Sam is 16

[knotty kiln]

i played the first itch version when i was 12

[spark quartz]

Sam was grandfathered in

[mystic marlin]

my beloved

[open dew]

that's fair

[spark quartz]

Any future candidates must be 18

[cerulean nacelle]

okay but what if you’re epic

[cerulean nacelle]

FUCK

[open dew]

LOL

[spark quartz]

is epic in the room with us?

[cerulean nacelle]

yes

[knotty kiln]

what if your not a noob, pro, or god, but hacker

[cerulean nacelle]

epic is speaking to you right now

[open dew]

you're

[spark quartz]

Phew good thing everyones typing

[cerulean nacelle]

what

[umbral bough]

it's ok by the time this server gets age restricted he will have grown

[open dew]

yup

😭

[spark quartz]

If

[knotty kiln]

brh ur nt skspr

[open dew]

there's no if

[mystic marlin]

i’m 19 am i too old

[cerulean nacelle]

i’m older than sam

[open dew]

LOL

[spark quartz]

Yeah sorry gang

[cerulean nacelle]

yall are cool do you guys have discord

[mystic marlin]

unfortunate

[open dew]

i can't believe @spark quartz is 26

[cerulean nacelle]

i thought he was 29

[spark quartz]

I'm not 26

Nor 29

[knotty kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/unc-still-got-it-gif-6384030002593541773

[raven ore]

easter is 5000 years old

[cerulean nacelle]

@open dew see??

[raven ore]

oldest mod

[cerulean nacelle]

i was right

😭

[umbral bough]

old people in this server

[knotty kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-old-man-gerson-unc-still-got-it-gif-2562816506329894777

[umbral bough]

somebody pls buy me a pack of cigarettes

[cerulean nacelle]

they’ve been here since quartersword

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/job-job-application-jobless-gif-2757097081210871087

[cerulean nacelle]

a mod with a job application gif

[knotty kiln]

Greed

[cerulean nacelle]

ironic isn’t it…..

[spark quartz]

I'm also a mod with a job 😭

[umbral bough]

do not speak to me of employment chud i work 60 hours a week so i can go on this server and shitpost

[raven ore]

@bitter stone how are you holding up

[cerulean nacelle]

top 10 things that are NOT real:

[open dew]

You're 20.

[cerulean nacelle]

yuo’er*

[open dew]

I also found this

[mystic marlin]

i have a job does that decrease my chances

[cerulean nacelle]

hey he’s not wrong

don’t blame him

[raven ore]

yeah

[knotty kiln]

2 truths n a lie

[raven ore]

you have to be unemployed

[umbral bough]

https://tenor.com/view/ilkka-alanwake-alan-wake-ilkkavilli-ilkka-villi-gif-2630542062964929161

[spark quartz]

I stand by this

[open dew]

LOL

[cerulean nacelle]

wait i have mod application somewhere

wait

[knotty kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/ants-standing-bugs-standing-ants-not-smiling-not-smiling-bruh-gif-268091169385747465

[cerulean nacelle]

lemme find it

[open dew]

You can apply for the Moderator role by completing the Moderation application and they'll reach out if you have been accepted, The applications are checked every month.

[knotty kiln]

benjammins should be included in the brainrot filter

[drowsy finch]

I work 170 hours a week!

[spark quartz]

omg folley my one bastion of hope in this blackened abyss that is general rn

[open dew]

i work 1 hour and a half every hour

[mystic marlin]

how long does it take for an application to be processed

[cerulean nacelle]

n ono. you don’t unnderstand

it’s sonora

so peak

[drowsy finch]

Oh is it bad

[cerulean nacelle]

holy autocorrect

[spark quartz]

Its bad

[umbral bough]

time to go back to halfsword chat and get on half sword to spam clips again

[raven ore]

when they get to it

[open dew]

what the hell

[open dew]

SIR YES SIR

[drowsy finch]

Yayyy

I'm mildly delerious but the mellow version rather than the psychotic version

I gotta be up in 5ish hours

[knotty kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-squid-game-2-cheers-happy-excited-gif-13406404385856133045

[drowsy finch]

But I also really wanna play darktide

Thus I am doing neither

[knotty kiln]

guys i have to make filet mignon in culinary tommorow and its worth 60 percent of my gradw

im gonna fail

[open dew]

what the fuck

[mystic marlin]

can you delete this message? i started crying and throwing up when i read this my heart is broken and i feel sick.

[open dew]

good luck twinsie

[spark quartz]

is your teacher Gordon Ramsey

[cerulean nacelle]

it genuinely worked

once

[cerulean nacelle]

awwhh that dog breed is that???

[open dew]

2024/07/22

[knotty kiln]

Cute cat

[drowsy finch]

ohwl!! Omg I jhavent seen you post in so longgg omgg

[cerulean nacelle]

shhh

[spark quartz]

You literally got a warn for posting religious material which is against the rules and while posting said religious material you literally replied to a message of me saying not to post religious material

[cerulean nacelle]

i don’t think they patched it yet

[open dew]

LMFAOOOO

[cerulean nacelle]

i wish religious and non religious people can live in harmony and play halfsword

[drowsy finch]

I'd make a great mod and community manager and half sword games dev and investor and whatnot

[mystic marlin]

oh wait can you not be a mod if you broked a rule

[open dew]

they do that already but ok 😭

[mystic marlin]

what if i apologize and learn from my actions

[open dew]

probably not

[open dew]

LOL

[cerulean nacelle]

broked 💔

[spark quartz]

I wish religious and non-religious people wouldn't mention religion IN A SERVER THAT HAS A RULE AGAINST RELIGIOUS TALK

[cerulean nacelle]

which part

[knotty kiln]

i have a singular warning

[mystic marlin]

i broked the rules

[knotty kiln]

Am i cooked

[open dew]

LOL

[cerulean nacelle]

the live in harmony or the playing half sword part

[open dew]

i don't think I have warnings

how do I check my warnings

[cerulean nacelle]

me neither

[open dew]

i don't think you can

[raven ore]

jesus christ

[knotty kiln]

For sending a gif about 2020 virus

[cerulean nacelle]

fuck

[open dew]

wwhat?

[spark quartz]

Just checked your warns, yeah you ain't gettin shit

[cerulean nacelle]

@spark quartz do this trust you’ll get 1 million dollars

[mystic marlin]

what!!

[drowsy finch]

I've never seen so many messages say so much NOTHING

[open dew]

oh my god what warning does he have

[mystic marlin]

i don’t even remember what i did

[drowsy finch]

Or I'm just exhausted

[cerulean nacelle]

i’m safe

i think

[spark quartz]

That is need to know 😭

[cerulean nacelle]

i’m a well known and respected poster in #1270577738826256536

[open dew]

what

[mystic marlin]

please share

[cerulean nacelle]

you gotta understand

[spark quartz]

Anyway if anybody has gotten a warn you'll get a DM from Dyno

[drowsy finch]

I have one warning for telling the concept of Call of Duty to kill itself :(

[knotty kiln]

Beautiful fish

[spark quartz]

Ready for another for doing the exact same thing?

[cerulean nacelle]

our geography is getting better

wait no

that’s not a fish

that’s a dog

[raven ore]

ur making me angrym.........

[cerulean nacelle]

you dummy

[mystic marlin]

i don’t remember what i got warned for tbh

[knotty kiln]

made this sallet a while ago

[spark quartz]

😭

[open dew]

everytime i see that getting mentioned my smile turns into a frown

[cerulean nacelle]

@severe leaf why

[drowsy finch]

This copy of it is moldy and green

[spark quartz]

Check dyno you dopie

[knotty kiln]

@severe leaf I love you

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/funeral-america-military-gif-5518044

[mystic marlin]

how

[cerulean nacelle]

turn that frown upside down

!!!

[spark quartz]

Your dms

[open dew]

my smile hurts

[cerulean nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/longday-happy-baby-turn-that-frown-upside-down-gif-12069868

[cerulean nacelle]

is this what being old feels like

[open dew]

okay dude

[cerulean nacelle]

you’re*

[open dew]

??????

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/rizzler-the-rizzler-christian-turn-rizzler-turn-gif-3468410536510015644

[cerulean nacelle]

they’re*

[mystic marlin]

oh

wow when did i do all this lmao

[cerulean nacelle]

what did you do

[mystic marlin]

oh my goodness

[cerulean nacelle]

what

do share

[mystic marlin]

i compared someone to a famous austrian painter for some reason

and i mentioned a controversial internet personality

[knotty kiln]

huh

[cerulean nacelle]

uhh

kanye?…….

[knotty kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-gif-25512686

[mystic marlin]

i got warned for this

[cerulean nacelle]

WHAAAT??

[spark quartz]

Uhhhhh, let's not guess?

[cerulean nacelle]

😭😭😭

[mystic marlin]

well i got warned for mentioning chris chan but going through message history apparently it’s not against the rules

because mods can be see talking about chris chan

[cerulean nacelle]

yo

😭😭

[mystic marlin]

if you look up the words chris chan

[cerulean nacelle]

chill…

💔

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-crush-his-skull-low-tier-god-mods-crush-his-skull-cleaning-gif-27437796

[mystic marlin]

many people have talked about chris chan but when i do it i get warned

[spark quartz]

yeah you're about to get one right now

[drowsy finch]

Ojh hi easter

[spark quartz]

stop talking about Chris Chan

Ffs

[mystic marlin]

but it’s not against the rules

[spark quartz]

Fafo

[mystic marlin]

unless i do it apparently

[cerulean nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-comendo-picoca-gif-9669437860846841235

[indigo hare]

yes youre correct youre being targeted

[cerulean nacelle]

what

[mystic marlin]

unfortunate

[weak sundial]

this is literally 1985

[indigo hare]

fortunate for me

[drowsy finch]

I'd targt them too

[knotty kiln]

both general chats are having arguements

[cerulean nacelle]

bo birmingham

[spark quartz]

MOD THIS LADY RIGHT NOW

[mystic marlin]

no no argument

[weak sundial]

no.

[drowsy finch]

So close! It's actually the mid 15th century 🥰

[indigo hare]

great idea

[mystic marlin]

just saying my warns are peculiar

[drowsy finch]

I would rule this discord with a bronze fist (I can't afford iron)

[mystic marlin]

and of questionable origins

[cerulean nacelle]

isn’t it the other way around

isn’t bronze more expensive than iron

[spark quartz]

They're pretty cut and dry

[drowsy finch]

No

[cerulean nacelle]

mr clean

[knotty kiln]

It is what it is

you roll with it..

[cerulean nacelle]

minnesota

[indigo hare]

not really

[cerulean nacelle]

ok but this one doesn’t make sense

[knotty kiln]

yeah but it is what it is

[cerulean nacelle]

why would you get warned for saying “covid”

[mystic marlin]

well not if i got warned brutally and labeled as some weirdo in the warn

[knotty kiln]

no i sent that one “dr fauci” song

[cerulean nacelle]

we lost the plot

💔💔

[indigo hare]

covid is obviously controversial as a topic and borders on poltical based on how divisive it was. its not rocket science

[mystic marlin]

i am losing faith in the half sword government

[cerulean nacelle]

um

no it’s not

[indigo hare]

ok im gonna post two pictures real quick

so we can end this whole thing

[spark quartz]

You have no idea what the context was.

[knotty kiln]

you see i rejoined recently. I thought it was ok because when i was here in summer 2024 everyone was chill with it.

Things will change

[mystic marlin]

fair

[cerulean nacelle]

it would’ve been nice if you pasted the text

[spark quartz]

You can say covid, you however cannot discuss the political recourse around covid.

[indigo hare]

lmfao

no thats funnier

[lunar stream]

yeah youre banned

[spark quartz]

You are seriously pushing the boundaries.

[cerulean nacelle]

HES JOKING AROUND

😭😭😭

[open dew]

you can just zoom

also I love how @lament pilot said he'd do a good moderator but keeps pushing the actual mods LOL

[cerulean nacelle]

…. hhhahaa haha hhh i knew that

[mystic marlin]

calm down love

[spark quartz]

You can joke and be malicious while doing it.

[mystic marlin]

you guys take yourselves too serious

[knotty kiln]

Sikarlo id stop

[lunar stream]

ladies ladies calm down

[indigo hare]

now im going super serious mode

timeouts for everyone

[lunar stream]

why don't we all end this like mature people

[cerulean nacelle]

i’m safe right

[lunar stream]

hunger games as punishment

[knotty kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/ttg-teen-titans-go-serious-gif-4811319318070311534

[indigo hare]

nobody is safe

[spark quartz]

There's no need to be upset, you got three warns because of your foul behavior. Based on the reasoning I highly doubt anybody would disagree with the mods logic behind them

[indigo hare]

not even me

[cerulean nacelle]

1v1 the baron as punishment

[knotty kiln]

naked

with a shiv

[cerulean nacelle]

“hey chatgpt why is this thing bad”

sorry

that was funnier in my head

☹️

[open dew]

LOL

[lunar stream]

didn't specify with what gear so i bring a modern rifle

[cerulean nacelle]

naked

you’re naked (not in a literal sense)

[open dew]

the massacre of September 29

[lunar stream]

didn't specify before i answered

[cerulean nacelle]

someone else did

[cerulean nacelle]

^

[open dew]

oh also @indigo hare are you the only one that deals with the whole discord modifications thing??? I've never seen anyone else do them apart from you

[lunar stream]

wasn't talking to them 🤷‍♂️

[lunar stream]

blueberry used to when he was still here

[cerulean nacelle]

yes but we came up with the punishment so

[indigo hare]

not to brag but im kind of a big deal.

[cerulean nacelle]

shhh

[indigo hare]

but no lmao

[open dew]

LOLL SHUT UP

[open dew]

yeah used to

[cerulean nacelle]

top archiverin #1270577738826256536 btw

[knotty kiln]

Why did blueberry leave the team

[cerulean nacelle]

this guys the real deal

[indigo hare]

a lot of the mods chat occasionaly but mainly just do things quietly. you see whos in chat usually

[spark quartz]

That's classified

[knotty kiln]

Why couldnt he have just stayed in the server but abstained from moderation

[lunar stream]

because

[knotty kiln]

Oh i see sorry for prying

[indigo hare]

youd have to ask him

[cerulean nacelle]

he exploded!!!!!

[open dew]

oh i see

sent a thing by the way

should be fun to do

[spark quartz]

Nah i was just joking bro but its not our place to tell you lol

[cerulean nacelle]

blueberry encountered redberry

redfruit….

[spark quartz]

Raspberry

Or something

[knotty kiln]

he encountered the blackberry dragon

https://tenor.com/view/the-dragon-the-blackberry-dragon-blackberry-blackberry-dragon-dragon-gif-6453445453133041016

[cerulean nacelle]

in willie’s last name wonka

[spark quartz]

How the fuck is this an image

[cerulean nacelle]

erm that’s a gif

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-smiling-friends-s2-smiling-friends-season-2-smiling-friends-pim-joel-haver-gif-11405009173918544672

[wanton portal]

are you guys gonna be watching the jjk or fnaf movie in december

[knotty kiln]

Fnaf movie

[open dew]

FNAF movie in December?

theres gonna be a second?

[wanton portal]

yee

[last nymph]

YESSIR

[cerulean nacelle]

eneral atish

[drowsy finch]

@stoic scaffold

ur opinion SHTINKS

[stoic scaffold]

who

[drowsy finch]

@stoic scaffold 's

[open dew]

owl's

[stoic scaffold]

oh i thought were asking my opinion on someone called shtinks lol

[knotty kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-lailacsx-fnaf-mark-discord-gif-10903141013695097245

[stoic scaffold]

uhh no it doesn’t actually

[drowsy finch]

oh no I was just typing stinks in a hostile but not actually hostile way

[stoic scaffold]

because all opinions are valid

unless you’re ben shapiro

[drowsy finch]

Except the ones that disagree with me

I honestly only changed my pfp to token because I just deadass really like that drawing

[stoic scaffold]

then i stink with compassion and basedness

[drowsy finch]

But I do really like femts music

[cerulean nacelle]

weren’t you the sheep lady

if i recall correctly

[stoic scaffold]

well too bad because i don’t

deal with it

pixel shades

[drowsy finch]

I mean I'm still amm

[drowsy finch]

because I fucking HATE this guy

[stoic scaffold]

i do actually listen to every genre except hyperpop and country btw

[drowsy finch]

get it

[stoic scaffold]

i will HAVE YOU KNOW

[knotty kiln]

sounds and noises

[drowsy finch]

HYPERPOP SUCKS DICK

[drowsy finch]

dingdingding!

[open dew]

what's hyperpop

i feel so old

[stoic scaffold]

truth nuke

[drowsy finch]

100gecs

I think

[stoic scaffold]

uninspired 15 year old vaping whiteboy music

[drowsy finch]

iirc

[drowsy finch]

YESS HOLY SHIT

I like femt because the noise is just like

good in my ears

hyperpop is just straight buns

[stoic scaffold]

well it’s bad in mine

[open dew]

what

femts songs are okay I listened to them a bit

[stoic scaffold]

i guess i also don’t listen to core music

i didn’t add that

because i don’t like it

[drowsy finch]

I like Die Aertze a lot

it's like german greenday

[stoic scaffold]

but i listen to everything else for real

not like

[drowsy finch]

I need to learn what they're yapping about thi

tho

[stoic scaffold]

“i listen to everything (but really just entirely kendrick lamar and the specifically yellow by coldplay)”

[drowsy finch]

ngl I do not care for kendrick lamar's music

[stoic scaffold]

now it is a bit of a stereotype but

[drowsy finch]

It's just like not my jam

[open dew]

i like Kendrick Lamar

[stoic scaffold]

i think most people who listen to artists that are in languages they don’t understand

are just tryna be different

from my experience at least

[stoic scaffold]

he’s great

but not anymore

gnx fucking blows

[open dew]

i like pimp butterfly album thng

[drowsy finch]

That's fair, I'm just doing it because my german professor told me to consume more german media

[stoic scaffold]

hm

[drowsy finch]

I don't listen to anything outside of english aside from them

[stoic scaffold]

pisses me off that the school i’m at rn only has spanish for some reason and i’m still learning german and ASL so i have to learn 3 THINGS AT ONCE

[drowsy finch]

god forbid you wanna major in any linguistic field lol

[lofty kindle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppm5_AGtbTo

[open dew]

heyy I know that

[stoic scaffold]

they focus on fine arts so it’s not a big deal

just kind of annoying

and probably makes more sense for fine arts than a lot of other things

[lofty kindle]

What about this banger?
https://youtu.be/vIuwgY81K-c?t=33

[stoic scaffold]

this song is the one exception for songs in languages you don’t understand but isn’t something for looking different

banban baban ban ban

[spark quartz]

This is actually so peak 😭

[lofty kindle]

I have some bangers.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=aFV9D5xOM1o&list=LM

[open dew]

sounds familiar

[weak sundial]

peak.

the best part of this video is that they're obviously just playing an audio track, and they both miss their cues several times lmao

[lofty kindle]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=IPzouyj7FLA&si=xS0vuA0WmUw1sZcl

[spark quartz]

Mcwonder i think you'd like this

https://youtu.be/5kwIkF6LFDc?si=zjOH8V3v--PsTdDq

[open dew]

@umbral bough do u have instagram or whatsapp

🥺

[umbral bough]

yeah wassup

[open dew]

wanna add me there

for the funs of it

I'm bored as heell

[lofty kindle]

Dude this is fire. Made me think of The Dead Lands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cvX_WMResI

[umbral bough]

no

that's my car account

[open dew]

😭😭😭😭😭

[open dew]

that's fair

[umbral bough]

i used to also have a cosplay account but i took ts down

too much drama in the florida cosplay community

[open dew]

really?

[spark quartz]

That is brutal as hell, very cool

[open dew]

why's that

[umbral bough]

people are fake and talk too much bs

[open dew]

that's everywhere

[umbral bough]

yeah but the veil and fakeness is especially prevalent in an appearance-based hobby/community like that

[drowsy finch]

why are you in florida :(

[open dew]

bruhhh

[drowsy finch]

Nobody should ever have to go through that

fuck I wanna play zomboid

NEW ZOMBOID TRAIT DROPPED?