general-catfish-🐱🐟

[grand bane]

I have never installed TikTok or insta and won’t either because I really do not feel like being spammed with ai generated Islamophobia and alike

[lime needle]

yeah thats fully fair

[grand bane]

Anyways I’m stuck on a bus trying to go onto the highway clogged by a accident in Rushhour

[spark quartz]

Ugh the i80 is the road I take to get to work, fortunately I come in from the west side but the east side is always having accidents

Its a two lane road and idiots drive so recklessly here its nuts

[grand bane]

Have been on the bus for 20 minutes for a trip that should have taken 5

Bus took a side road and I could finally get off. If I just walked I would be home by now

[spark quartz]

Jfc this texture pack is insane

[indigo hare]

The classic..”porn on my racism app?”

[grand bane]

Why is there racism on MY porn app?

[south roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1291396900611948544/1408539640394289273/IMG_1121.gif

the most unfunny fucking meme out there

who finds this shit funny

[sage dew]

Damn

[lavish blade]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-gif-27532263

[forest falcon]

it makes me feel that one filter that makes people fall over if they stare at it for too long

https://tenor.com/view/monster-versus-vs-alien-strange-mob-gif-12413747667150461911

[keen gate]

An away game today for my marching band

[open dew]

hello

[amber hare]

Wow that’s horrible

[fierce hearth]

have they not both lived in union for a long time now on twitter

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/convulsión-los-simpsons-epilepsia-gif-14028256

[somber panther]

good

i use insta only bcs 2 of my friends are there

and let me tell you the reels arent just an alt right pipeline, theyre a fucking flood of bullshit propaganda

[elder pawn]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1965856040152682782.gif

[lime needle]

Any clash Royale players here? Don’t you love just getting abysmally eviscerated by the most midladder megaknight witch decks of all time in high ladder?

I just lost 3 matches in a row to the same deck

I’m gonna lose it

[azure mulch]

wtf

[indigo hare]

Me when hearthstone

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-clash-royale-emote-gif-23858585

[trim copper]

i mean

you already lost it

three times

[lime needle]

I might just start playing lumberloon atp

Lumberloon freeze recruits vines cycle

[keen bobcat]

bru why do i keep falling for no reason in mid fight like fix that please

[woven night]

Iron deficiency update hell yeah

[sonic python]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-goku-prowler-meme-prowler-stare-meme-gif-6137058116832105601

[woven night]

No one hears the words they say

Has the memory gone are you feeling numb

Go on, call my name

[sonic python]

I can't play this game, so I ask again

Will you say my name?

Has the memory gone? Are you feeling numb?

[mystic marlin]

is this gif like a meme i keep seeing it

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/post-this-cat-ryujinr-grey-cat-gif-13471549557469691566

[spark quartz]

banned

[keen bobcat]

bru its unplayable at times bc my character gets a seizure and jst falls and then the enemy jst turns me into medieval blood soup

[restive trench]

boy amma ban YOU

why u dont show up to

peak

[spark quartz]

My brother in halfsword i am not home

[sonic python]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-metal-gear-salute-big-boss-metal-gear-solid-delta-snake-eater-gif-2794905757139363113

[restive trench]

then go home

duh

tupid

[mystic marlin]

I am so cool

I am so strong and smart and stuff

I stubbed my toe? Only cried for about a minute.

I guess you could say I have a high pain tolerance

[restive trench]

good now try to stab yourself through the chest

specifically through the rib cage

especially through your lungs

[open dew]

just a minute? Jesus man I could never

teach me your ways

[keen bobcat]

CAN YALL ACAULLY FIX THE SUDDEN FALL THING PLEASE

i lost the gauntlet challange at man of arms

[restive trench]

what sudden fall

thats not a thing

?

[keen bobcat]

its when your character jst trips mid fight

[open dew]

restart the game if you keep falling down

[sonic python]

lower strength multiplier

[keen bobcat]

its at normal

[open dew]

he's not playing with hs enhancer

[keen bobcat]

whats that

[sonic python]

that only happened to me with enhancer

[open dew]

A mod for the game, restarting the game should fix the issue of tripping

[restive trench]

does it happen when your screen has this dark tint/filter

[open dew]

i know, but it can also happen randomly

[sonic python]

oh btw

it happens when your head gets chopped off

[keen bobcat]

nope

[sonic python]

just so you know

[keen bobcat]

wait i can go do a match and clip it when it happens

brb

[restive trench]

okay

[open dew]

do you have me blocked or something

restart the game

you won't lose progress

[sonic python]

lmao

[mystic marlin]

it hurt almost as much as when she said “you remind me of my ex in a good way but i just can’t deal with that right now”

[open dew]

LOL

[mystic marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/anger-angry-break-gif-19098093

[keen bobcat]

i figured out that it only happens in gauntlet challange not in normal mode

the problem is that in gauntlet challange the legs can collide with each other that makes you trip suddenly

in the other hand normal mode doesn't have that problem

[keen bobcat]

and the tripping usually happens suddenly stopping while mid sprint or when retreating

[keen bobcat]

@open dew i lost the progress tho😪

[open dew]

what do you mean you lost progress

[lucid atlas]

https://youtu.be/TM6S-quMmvA?list=RD7ablXP8vQdg

[open dew]

did you die

going to menu and then restarting the game doesn't lose your progress

[keen bobcat]

i alt f4'd when i died

[swift latch]

Dude hovered for a second

[mystic marlin]

darling that’s called jumping

[open dew]

yeah when you died

you lost your progress because you died

[swift latch]

Nah. It’s called falling with style

[lime needle]

Favorite vanilla weapon in the demo every1? Mine is the great sword personally

[quaint hare]

is there a way to hold a one handed sword two handed

[open dew]

plançon

[lime needle]

Right click I think

Maybe I forget

[lime needle]

That’s the goofy stick with spikes on it yeah?

[open dew]

yea

[quaint hare]

that’s for halfswording it

[plain spindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1256380624927719554/1418042067023827055/attachment-3.gif

[open dew]

why did they add a GPU to the photo

[indigo hare]

GPU’s are typically made of horses

[open dew]

wat

[indigo hare]

I gotcha

[indigo hare]

I said “GPU’s are typically made of horses”

You’re welcome

I accept Venmo or PayPal

[quaint hare]

i was mistaken

[open dew]

????

[open dew]

what's your paypal

I have 310k left

[quaint hare]

it’s the two hand button for swords that aren’t just straight

[forest falcon]

pure horse extract

man i'm bored, ran out of good asian slop comics to read

https://tenor.com/view/upal-lezhit-fall-yellow-yellowman-gif-12692433248520686395

[spark quartz]

Ill give you a small tip

A mini tip if you will

For a mini mod

[open dew]

LOL

[grand bane]

I knew people shrink with age but damn

[tidal ice]

how to mod

[open dew]

mod as in modding the game? #modders-guild-hall

or applying for mod #faq

[indigo hare]

I will never forgive you for this. One day when halfsword is fully released and the discord server dies out, im going to find you in every server you are in so I can become a moderator there and abuse the fuck outta you

[tidal ice]

yes

[open dew]

you can start by using HS Enhancer
https://github.com/lambor590/Half-Sword-Enhancer (Or finding through nexus)

[lime needle]

Oh ion even know what that means 😭

I just know you can grab the sword w 2 hands like that and swing it around

[indigo hare]

Grabbing the blade with one hand and the handle in the other, to make stabbing between armor easier

[tidal ice]

done now how do i get other mods

[indigo hare]

Or blocking

[lime needle]

Ah thanks

[tidal ice]

like the katana mod

[open dew]

nexus mods twin

[tidal ice]

which file do i put it in

[quaint hare]

like

holding it by the blade lmao

[spark quartz]

I'm litewally in this one only

[mystic marlin]

every gpu = shrinkled up horse

still think it’s worth it?

[plush cedar]

:D

[indigo hare]

Yes, fuck them horzes

[mystic marlin]

hey. no mini modding. last warning.

[plush cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/itve2-itve-hl2-half-life-in-the-end-gif-26248970

[mystic marlin]

or i will call an onwer

[spark quartz]

I will devour your innards like a spider

[open dew]

oh my god

[plush cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/mustard-str8-lacking-kato-gif-9371728474647510227

[indigo hare]

Not even god can help stinky mod.

[mystic marlin]

i’m calling HR

[lofty kindle]

We don't have one yet. I consult ChatGPT and then pretend nothing happened.

[open dew]

LOL

[forest falcon]

god no

[undone socket]

body damage should matter more in fist fights, like body kos

[drowsy finch]

Hate let me tell you how much I’ve come to hate Nexus Mods since Anniversary Edition began to exist

[lucid atlas]

https://youtu.be/yKJHYgZyGb8?list=PLnJrDuh8udCXVSoJdevjbdNWpOPVBQdvQ

[lofty kindle]

Smells Like MUTINY

I meant teen spirit.

[lucid atlas]

clever one right there if I do say so

[open dew]

LOL

[kindred bay]

[lime needle]

Dragon ball z is good

Dragon ball super shouldn’t exist

Yk what’s better tho?

One piece

Yeah fair

I’m more of a JRPG n shooter guy

But half sword pretty damn fun

I’m gonna pre order it I’m desperate for it lmao

The beta was so good

[mighty badger]

never

never preorder

[lime needle]

I want the bf4 shi

[mighty badger]

then play bf4

trust me dont preorder

as promising as any game is it is not worth it 99.9% of the time

liking assassins creed taught me that the hard way

[lime needle]

Nah im pre ordering no matter what, if I got the money why tf not

I’ve never rlly pre ordered sumn so imma learn either way

[spark quartz]

Dd2 was still pretty fun tho imo

[mighty badger]

pre ordered mirage and got the most weird, dogshit and unfulfilling mission in mankind

[spark quartz]

Story was ass but the gameplay was good

[lime needle]

Welp anyway I will return in a bit

[mighty badger]

wich they said was pre order exclusive, only to release it FOR FREE a year later

[mighty badger]

kk

[mighty badger]

go for it then

i really hope bf6 does not flop

[lime needle]

I main medic in bf6, I can’t find any other game that feels like bf6s medic

It’s so fun running around reviving ppl

[mighty badger]

havent played the beta, but from the clips i saw it looked like bad company or bf4 all over again

and thats great

[lime needle]

It’s peak

Simply put

[mighty badger]

those two were the best of the franchise

[lime needle]

Pure fun

[mighty badger]

bf4's campaign too, omg

[lime needle]

I haven’t had that much fun in years

[mighty badger]

thats great zapper

[spark quartz]

We love bf4's campaign

[mighty badger]

who did you sacrifice

[lime needle]

Oh yea I played that after the bf6 beta

Bf6 was my first battlefield lmao

That sounds stupid but it was

[spark quartz]

Well i played it two times for thr p90 and the m249 but usually I went with the girl

[mighty badger]

next year looking like a goddamn snack bruv

[spark quartz]

Go back and play bf4 bro its peak trust

[lime needle]

I did play it

[mighty badger]

gta 6, forza horizon 6 (IN JAPAN), wolverine, new resident evil

[lime needle]

Great game

[grand bane]

It is friday my dudes

[mighty badger]

2026 is gonna be SO PEAK

[lime needle]

Okay I’ll brb

[open dew]

hello

[mighty badger]

sup

i have a question danya

i saw you in the portuguese channel are you br

[open dew]

what

[open dew]

i speak 5 languages, i'm not br but i speak portuguese

[mighty badger]

oooh i see

damn thats a lot of languages

congrats

[open dew]

thank

[mighty badger]

im only fluent in like three

pt spanish and english

tried french because it favors me due to my speech disorder but i couldnt remember the "ou" sounds

[open dew]

oh that's not bad

[lime needle]

Is it bad that I’m from Central American descent and don’t know Spanish?

[open dew]

descent doesn't mean anything

you can be 90% irish but

[mighty badger]

not really

[open dew]

have no idea abt that typa stuff

[mighty badger]

connecting to your roots is great but you are not forced to yk?

[open dew]

yea

[lime needle]

Yea that’s fair

[open dew]

its like a side quest

[mighty badger]

fr

my descent is all over the fucking globe so its multiple for me

[lime needle]

Lmao I’m cheesing so hard

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-food-gif-5113834195819307982

[lime needle]

Nah it’s like a stupid term for laughing these days

[mighty badger]

OOOOOH ok i took that shit literally lol

still cant believe i lived long enough to see my dream come true

[lime needle]

Ye I live in the more hood part of a port city

Lot of stupid slang n shit

[mighty badger]

i can oficially remove my clown costume

[mighty badger]

yeah i get you we have that a lot here too

brazil basically lives and breathes on stupid slang n shit

[lime needle]

Imma chill w my irl friend for a bit

Have a good 1 man

[mighty badger]

kk

[mighty badger]

you too

https://tenor.com/view/watch-dogs-aiden-pearce-gif-10427212972114782585

[tawny gale]

The world would be better if I could do this to people I do not like I think

[mighty badger]

if everyone could do it

then yes

who the fuck put my name as flompton gelordongrass

[tawny gale]

Is that not heat

[languid cedar]

Can u give me ip adress ? In dm

[tawny gale]

It’s not my image

I just took it from someone

[mighty badger]

she looks afraid

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/me-watching-my-past-self-interstellar-meme-watching-past-gif-25439819

[mighty badger]

dave looks afraid

[mighty badger]

LMAO

[wind geode]

I wish cs2 wasn't real

it's the only reason I quit cs

[trim copper]

i wish that too

honestly i still find it pointless

[spark quartz]

Why play cs when you could play warthunder

[trim copper]

to make a new game of cs

[tawny gale]

Gifs crash discord mobile now

Huzzah for iPhone

[spark quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1242392366770421820/1418653464791093328/9ad2b5b6-cfd7-467c-b166-8f534c14b69b.gif

[tawny gale]

Why did discord ask to track me across websites???

[open dew]

what

[tawny gale]

Istg if I start seeing Clorox ads

[trim copper]

warcancer

[mighty badger]

more info of you of course

[tawny gale]

True

[mighty badger]

YOU

what did you do to my name silly

[tawny gale]

Yeah obviously, literally no reason other than to farm information now

[spark quartz]

Huh?

[mighty badger]

i have become Flompton Gelordongrass

[tawny gale]

https://tenor.com/view/peak-warthunder-gameplay-gif-2516662938806548976

[spark quartz]

This is also peak cs2 gameplay 😭

[mighty badger]

warthunder could work if the game didnt require more than a month of grinding for a new vehicle

[tawny gale]

Buy premium

[spark quartz]

Warthunder scratches that itch i get sometimes for tanks

[tawny gale]

I don’t want to hear abt how it’s premium is stupid, it’s a free game that’s high quality ofc they have to make money to keep it going

[trim copper]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-false-nuke-walter-white-false-breaking-bad-false-breaking-bad-false-nuke-gif-11851145952566757188

[tawny gale]

True dat

[spark quartz]

you know its true

[spark quartz]

I'm going to take a wild guess and say you play the Soviets or germans

[tawny gale]

Stickers and premium tanks are essentially the same anyways

[mighty badger]

same but for planes

[tawny gale]

Gulp…

Im playing Sweden and China now

[spark quartz]

I made the worst mistake of my life in warthunder

[tawny gale]

America for planes, German for Tanks, got tired of USSR bc their tanks aren’t fun now

[spark quartz]

I chose to play the British

[spark quartz]

Stalinium

[tawny gale]

The UK has good planes

[spark quartz]

their tanks arent bad, they are slow asf backing up and their shells arent the greatest

But im a sucker for Churchills

Plus they have the Sherman firefly

[trim copper]

technically the only thing you can pay for is prime

[spark quartz]

And cases

Upon cases

Upon cases

And keys

[trim copper]

skins arent something that you would be needing though

[spark quartz]

I mean premium vehicles arent needed in wt tho

Totally optional

Even if it takes forever to grind to top tier you can do it all for free

[tawny gale]

The grinding is long, but I mean if you’re only focusing on grinding the game is not going to be fun…

[mighty badger]

i love the anomalocaris

[tawny gale]

Yeah, I tried playing UK tanks, but the majority of them have APCR which sucks if you aren’t precise

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-burp-ryan-gosling-burp-ryang-gosling-burping-gif-16582462024843687094

[mighty badger]

that sounded like aria math for a second there

[spark quartz]

I am so bad at the game

It's amazing how bad i am

I'm starting to get the gist

But man its hard

[tawny gale]

Yes, easy to get into, incredibly steep learning curve

I have about 300 hours on the game now (that’s including console playtime) and I’m still learning

[raven ore]

whyd it do that

[spark quartz]

Playing on console is rough, pc is so much easier imp

*imo

[spark quartz]

I've been learning a lot from spookston lol

[grand bane]

We need to stop using anti-mod language

[spark quartz]

You're my favorite peon

[tawny gale]

Yeah, I’m way better on PC now

[spark quartz]

They finally added warthunder to the Xbox pc gamepass so I might switch tbh lol

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-world-wrestling-entertainment-wrestling-wrestler-john-cena-gif-4632059

[spark quartz]

me, pretending to understand

[open dew]

translate

[wind geode]

Whoa! Cyberpunk 2077 crashed!

[tawny gale]

“Whoa! Cyberpunk 2077 ist brickenfucken!”

[open dew]

oh

that's concerning

turn off blood maybe

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-meme-halfblord-gif-18136212022161140938

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/indiana-jones-unsure-thinking-let-me-think-should-i-get-this-one-gif-16685505

[tawny gale]

Can Mac run Cyberpunk 2077 at extreme with ray tracing?

[wind geode]

The weird word stereotype don't even make sense

[tawny gale]

Gaming laptop users trying to use medium settings

[tawny gale]

Bah whatever I laughed that’s all that matters

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/uhuh-excuseme-kanye-canttellmenothin-gif-5108203

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/jadacore-interwebbarb-internetbarb-cryinghard-gif-22479620

[somber panther]

you can play f2p

you pay with your soul

[forest falcon]

le cyberpunk crash

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/overheat-computer-explosion-boom-spark-gif-17323916

[forest falcon]

did you try using camera mode

with path tracing on

[wind geode]

no

I'm going raw

[forest falcon]

well don't

path tracing crashes the game if you try taking a screenshot through camera mode

for some reason

lol

[wind geode]

first I'ma try it on medium ray tracing

before going all out to destroy my pc

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speedy-ishowspeedy-crashout-gif-12313702839187803425

[forest falcon]

https://sun9-39.userapi.com/s/v1/if2/u06R78LZ8A0V9be3P0eIU74YZLhs5bgelQDS7U6KF6utPuqZKIlsm9ntlGFtULLy1I2xtIFBpcAq0tGYDZg3EFNX.jpg?quality=95&as=32x13,48x20,72x30,108x45,160x67,240x100,360x151,480x201,540x226,640x268,720x301,1080x452,1280x535,1440x602,2560x1071&from=bu&cs=2560x0

gpu usage 97%

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-fine-its-fine-everything-is-fine-burning-house-happy-dog-gif-21646319

[wind geode]

ok

now to break it all

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-rider-ghostrider-bike-gif-26074678

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-world-wrestling-entertainment-wrestling-wrestler-john-cena-gif-4632059

[forest falcon]

lemme try on ultra preset

xd

i think it enabled frame generation

https://sun9-50.userapi.com/s/v1/if2/YLnkvDD9WT2e_DugDnh_Dw8BVXX2V2svL2luYCcrgFZh8Xqwy3hM501lxSMwN6AwGxfukMmsqWtlZZxozk8v-FiL.jpg?quality=95&as=32x13,48x20,72x30,108x45,160x67,240x100,360x151,480x201,540x226,640x268,720x301,1080x452,1280x535,1440x602,2560x1071&from=bu&cs=2560x0

[wind geode]

Do this now

[forest falcon]

that's what i did

https://sun9-14.userapi.com/s/v1/if2/IUyj7AvaVOgcsnQNG9gu-y_Zci9xyFkz70DyWHOLbNEYwnoOJL3uC0byeYyVe-N6BIcK8BFeoQPPDBI93Lkuli1a.jpg?quality=95&as=32x12,48x18,72x27,108x41,160x61,240x92,360x137,480x183,540x206,640x244,720x275,1080x412,1280x488,1440x549,1883x718&from=bu&cs=1883x0

[tawny gale]

Seeing the penis in cyberpunk was jump scare

[pearl coral]

half sword reference Those who know:🌽

[tawny gale]

Eek! The penis

[stone spade]

why are you trying to destroy your computer

[forest falcon]

that's lowkey the settings i've been using the entire time, just changed some things like motion blur and film grain

[stone spade]

gah damn

I'm scared to put my computer on high settings like that

I'd rather the game just run smooth

[forest falcon]

the new autodrive feature is actually pretty pog

wish you could hide UI entirely though

https://sun9-61.userapi.com/s/v1/if2/M8QVXyZJT01gXAEjdvxCGxAZcV6d-txtO4fUx7IDmfsxmquot3418KzBnLdyKitCc8VEMLchAHF9Y0ySqvP5KGAh.jpg?quality=95&as=32x13,48x20,72x30,108x45,160x67,240x100,360x151,480x201,540x226,640x268,720x301,1080x452,1280x536,1440x603,2560x1072&from=bu&cs=2560x0

very cinema

https://sun9-58.userapi.com/s/v1/if2/bBQO4Go1bsQr7HIKjIsrh2QUZO9-lvi0LkAe-Uf1RW8P6vEL-HRXGxw2IKEVzLxxSB8iCRqxUUV4AwJ5XH-ScBXc.jpg?quality=95&as=32x13,48x20,72x30,108x45,160x67,240x100,360x151,480x201,540x226,640x268,720x301,1080x452,1280x536,1440x603,2560x1072&from=bu&cs=2560x0

[sonic python]

first song ive learned on the piano

[worldly vapor]

how the hell is everything so clean and colorful

this is like the most developed 'dystopia' ever made

[dim flicker]

i am on cinimatic :3

[wind geode]

sneaky smasher

[lunar stream]

what the smasher doing 💔

also cyberpunk mentioned

[mighty badger]

that gave me whiplash effect lol

my first run was streetkid

[wind geode]

I'm only on my second now

my first was corpo

[mighty badger]

what ending did you first get?

[wind geode]

I tried two

[mighty badger]

modded or not yet?

[wind geode]

kinda back to back

[mighty badger]

i did the same

[wind geode]

I modded very lightly on my first one. PDO and more gore

now I want the vanilla experience

[mighty badger]

imo 1st run should be full vanilla and then lightly modded, but the rules can bend a litlle

[wind geode]

ye

[mighty badger]

vanilla is still a very fun and steady experience

they fixed 99% of my problems with the game

apart from a few keybind choices that didnt stick with me

[mighty badger]

wich ones?

[wind geode]

I actually never used cyberware in my first run. I was basically just playing punk 2077

[wind geode]

the suicide one out of curiosity and then the space heist

[mighty badger]

SALDDHWKASLDW

historically accurate 2077 citizen

[wind geode]

that's the most common I think

[wind geode]

Now I'm going for netrunner

[oak olive]

https://tenor.com/view/house-house-md-hugh-laurie-zoom-gif-4043269380303691360

[mighty badger]

suicide ending got me ngl, i didnt cry but i did feel a bit bad about v's friends

its a perfect ending among the others imo

the space ending felt rushed

if it were longer like Temperance (give johnny the body) then it might have worked better

[mighty badger]

gotta love it when you download a 5 tb trojan malware to all the nearby tyger claws and watch their brains catch on fire

[warped flower]

HANK DON'T ABBREVIATE CYBERPUNK HANK

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-goku-goku-mad-goku-dbs-dbs-gif-11120329515669448575

[wind geode]

@mighty badger My first run was pretty fucked. I started december 2023, stopped for four months, played again in april 2024 then stopped, played again in august 2024 and then stopped again to finish the game in may 2025

almost 2 years to finish my first run

and only 70 hours

I barely did any side stuff

Which I regret

[jovial rapids]

fah

time to spam chat til level up

[mighty badger]

LOL

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/indiana-jones-unsure-thinking-let-me-think-should-i-get-this-one-gif-16685505

[mighty badger]

i did that with assassin's creed valhalla, then i played it normally

still sucked

shit ass game

[gentle copper]

I didn't mind AC Valhalla

[tulip copper]

i got it on my first play on accident

[gentle copper]

terrible AC game but good Viking Simulator

Moral Question

is it technically honorable to beat someone's head in with a mace as they're bleeding out

so that they're knocked out and sedated

and they don't have to feel the pain of bleeding out

[mighty badger]

exactly, if it didnt try to be ac it would have been better

[gentle copper]

I agree honestly

[mighty badger]

isnt it better to simply decapitate?

[gentle copper]

but even when it's trying to be AC

if you just ignore the AC aspects you can have fun

it's an enjoyable game ngl

[mighty badger]

thats what i did next, i sometimes hop on back to just fool around the map, raid a few towns, fight the mercs

[wind geode]

I started that game in december 22 and still haven't even played till half way

[mighty badger]

then its fun

but the story needed to be something else

eivor does not fit the assassins at all

BUT

the modern sequences were really cool

[gentle copper]

do you play Male or Female Eivor

my brother plays Female Eivor since it's the canon but I just much prefer the male character idk why

unlike AC Odyssey. Kassandra's VA was much better than Alexios'

[mighty badger]

male, to fulfill my male human knight cravings

[gentle copper]

Alexios' VA was so fucking DRY

never let him play a main character again

he's much better at playing an antagonist

[wind geode]

This is the only AC valhalla screenshot I have on steam

[mighty badger]

i mostly always play characters my gender in games, so 99% of the time i choose male

[wind geode]

it's almost three years old

[mighty badger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1418736591974695106/1420547252174458950/ezgif-1b4f0e26a6b238.gif

[mighty badger]

YES

[gentle copper]

sometimes in HS I pick this thing so I can feel like a viking even tho HS takes place like hundreds of years after the end of the viking age

[mighty badger]

did you play shadows btw

[gentle copper]

not yet

I hope they don't stop making AC Games man

people shit on modern AC too much. It's really not that bad

[mighty badger]

for the first time in years i must say, try it

idk, get ubisoft + and try it

[gentle copper]

Like AC Unity and Syndicate are still my fav AC Games but It's not like I don't enjoy the 3 RPG games

[mighty badger]

i had a lot of fun with the story

[wind geode]

It's been a year

[gentle copper]

Mirage was dogshit tho

Mirage was so bad

[mighty badger]

its not great, but like

its a step in the right direction

[gentle copper]

I would but I'm going to Egypt soon

not gonna have my PC for a little while 😔

[wind geode]

what do ya'll know about quandale dingle

[gentle copper]

I'm not the biggest fan of the East Asian setting but I'm still willing to try it

[spark quartz]

Ac Valhalla, the game that takes place during the viking period yet features an array of the worst weapons and armor ive ever seen. Its actually so bad

[gentle copper]

I had fun with Ghost of Tsushima

[mighty badger]

it has been almost two

i still cant believe tabs has oficially release

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/mourning-gif-7768380

[mighty badger]

not much

[mighty badger]

i saw this game, when it was a grid map

[gentle copper]

if you play AC For realism you're out of your mind it's a game about how all of the Earth's Gods were once creatures that made Humans 💀

[spark quartz]

AC Origins and Odyssey both had a lot of attention to detail when it came to design, atmosphere and architecture. AC Valhalla is just the show vikings as a game, actual slop

[wind geode]

The giant chicken man

[spark quartz]

Yeah but its wild how both previous titles cared more about authenticity than valhalla

[gentle copper]

I suppose

[mighty badger]

the good old days, yk you can download thoser versions for free right?

on their site you can download them

[gentle copper]

I like Valhalla's Isu plotline more tho

the Aesir Isu was very nice

[wind geode]

the legendary chicken man man

[open dew]

good evening

[wind geode]

what

[gentle copper]

The Chicken Man Man

rahhh

[wind geode]

where

[mighty badger]

origins was actually so fucking good

[gentle copper]

there's a thing called Landfall Archive

[mighty badger]

hold on a sec

im gonna get the site link

[gentle copper]

as an Egyptian I'm biased but I think in terms of pure character Bayek is the best AC Character

and he was Siwi which are barely Egyptian nowadays 💀

[spark quartz]

If ubisoft didnt put the ac name on origins, Odyssey and Valhalla i guarantee they would've sold better

[gentle copper]

cuz they speak a different language from the rest of Egypt

[mighty badger]

https://landfall.se/supersecretlink

its this one

[wind geode]

oh shit

I remember this

[gentle copper]

Origins deserves the AC Name

because Origins actually explained how the Assassins began

[lime needle]

U must live in Europe

It’s 3pm here

[spark quartz]

Yeah its not bad, definitely the best out of the newer ac games

[gentle copper]

Odyssey and Valhalla are a little different

Odyssey was the least enjoyable

[mighty badger]

gotta agree, but shadows was a nice one too

[gentle copper]

felt like a lot of Naval Combat and Traversal

[spark quartz]

Ew

[gentle copper]

The map of Greece in general is just

[wind geode]

@mighty badger remember the pyramid?

[gentle copper]

not good for an AC game

too much naval shit

[spark quartz]

Shadows tried to be its own thing but it will never live up to GOT

[gentle copper]

I'd argue the same for Black Flag if it wasn't for Adewale tbh

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/triste-isolado-pensando-sad-isolated-gif-11165084073573897086

[mighty badger]

ofc it wont got had writers lol

[gentle copper]

I truly believe AC games peaked at Unity and Syndicate

that was the best gameplay

[mighty badger]

unity was a rushed masterpiece, they wanted it to release with the next gen and gave it up undercooked

but post patches? such a good game

the stealth is so juicy and satisfying

just walking around and stabbing everyone in the neck in the middle of the smoke

[gentle copper]

The Stealth is the most satisfying out of any AC game

and the parkour is clean as hell

except for Windows

we don't talk about Windows

The Combat was the best in Syndicate I believe which seems to be a hot take for most

[wind geode]

man, I haven't played mordhau in a while

[mighty badger]

although i despise that grappling hook it killed me a ton of times by not going upwards

[mighty badger]

wasnt it like dead

[gentle copper]

I think Combat in AC games needs to feel snappy and the transitions from attacking different people needs to be seamless

which AC Syndicate fulfills that

[mighty badger]

ac 3 felt the smoothest, speed it up a bit and you get a better version of syndicate's

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/cross-the-cross-cemetery-graveyard-gif-5180756

[gentle copper]

Willing to agree

but also Connor is a lil native American boy so they had to make him overpowered as hell LOL

he one shots people

[mighty badger]

my problem with syndicate where health bars, nobody takes a bullet to the stomach and five head punts from a fucking cane and are still standing

[mighty badger]

most old ac games had that

chain killing was a big thing in ac

[gentle copper]

yeah chain killing

[mighty badger]

its supposed to reward you for being good at the combat

[open dew]

look at marauders player count if you think that's dead

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/pilotredsun-grinch's-ultimatum-soccer-ball-sports-e-greeting-card-gif-5283438105046246644

[gentle copper]

I get the issue with that but it made it slightly more fun tbh

[mighty badger]

because if you get hit you lose the chain kill buff

[gentle copper]

the prolonged fights were very fun

[gentle copper]

especially in the fight clubs

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/look-at-the-flowers-twd-carl-sad-gif-13413320

[mighty badger]

understandable

[nocturne sluice]

60 7

[mighty badger]

they could have changed health percentages for some fights then

[latent spire]

yo who wants to join a up coming zombie game on roblox dm me to join the sever

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/me-watching-my-past-self-interstellar-meme-watching-past-gif-25439819

[mighty badger]

i just really enjoyed those counters from ac 3

[gentle copper]

agreed

the AC Black Flag ones were cool too

If Edward Kenway wasn't a Kenway I wouldn't have wanted AC Black Flag to be an AC Game

[mighty badger]

i played black flag while listening to madonna once

godlike experience

[gentle copper]

nah man you gotta play it while listening to like

Irish Folk Music

[mighty badger]

it was a song about the caribbean so it still works

[gentle copper]

AC Black Flag with this in the background? https://open.spotify.com/track/3lVJovSghfurnhAPS7UUiU?si=5a2c812ac0af4b0e

[jovial rapids]

wag

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-depp-pirate-pirate-salute-salute-intergalactic-pirates-of-the-caribbean-gif-25016099

that makes me wanna play sea of thieves again AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[gentle copper]

lolll

It makes me not wanna leave my PC 💀

I'm such a nerd bro

I'm a sucker for anything remotely historical

even if it's not actually historically accurate and it just gives the illusion of history

[mighty badger]

NOT a bad trait

[gentle copper]

it all started with boxing tbh

Boxing got me into history which is insane to say

I started learning about the 20th Century through Boxing and then from there I just kept learning about older and older time periods

[jovial rapids]

swordss

[mighty badger]

halff

[jovial rapids]

6-7 runs in

[mighty badger]

i am so history starved i bought games like this to make my own history books in a notepad when the litlle kingdoms do some shit

[gentle copper]

ball ack

[jovial rapids]

worldbox

[mighty badger]

peak right

[jovial rapids]

yes

i need to buy it again

[gentle copper]

I just play CK3 to fuel that

[jovial rapids]

ima buy it rn

is it on steam

[mighty badger]

yeppers

and it got two updates

[jovial rapids]

alright thanks

[mighty badger]

subspecies, genes, and better armies

a lot more stuff but those are the big ones

[jovial rapids]

i lost all my maps when my iphone drowned

[gentle copper]

one time I conquered the entire West of the map with Mali... West Africa, Iberia, Acquitane's West Coast, France's West Coast, Brittany, and England

[jovial rapids]

😔 🤞

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/remember-when-gif-14612637151641490440

[gentle copper]

it's so cursed

[mighty badger]

what is that i want it

how much does it cost

[jovial rapids]

iron hearts

iv

[mighty badger]

where is it

[jovial rapids]

60 dollars

[gentle copper]

Crusader Kings 3

not Iron Hearts IV

[jovial rapids]

huh

same thing

[gentle copper]

not the same thing at all

[mighty badger]

how much is this crusader kings 3

[gentle copper]

Crusader Kings 3 is more Dynasty focus

[gentle copper]

base game not that much

but all the content and DLCs cost a fortune

😭

[lunar stream]

why is wales the only normal country there

[mighty badger]

30 dol?

[jovial rapids]

wtf is mali

[gentle copper]

It's not even normal 😭

Wales doesn't have Gwynned or Powys

[jovial rapids]

isnt mali a province or smth

[mighty badger]

M A L I

[gentle copper]

Mali is a kingdom/empire in West Africa

[jovial rapids]

whats mali doing in europe

stay over there

[gentle copper]

I explained

I conquered the whole west of the map 😭

[jovial rapids]

ohhhh

i see i see

[gentle copper]

West Coast of Acquitane and France, Brittany, and England

[mighty badger]

dwarf fortress is also a banger

[gentle copper]

and my Dynasty was all sorts of fucked up because we started intermingling with other cultures so we had like Lightskin people running brittany 😭

[coarse hound]

reformatted my pc im going to have to play gauntlet again arent i

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-gif-1317513878955975206

[mighty badger]

maybe

just download enhancer

[lunar stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773217867662622731/1398211482256150618/1378911963328811039.gif

[mighty badger]

make yourself god and smack the shit out of them

[gentle copper]

I replay gauntlet everytime something big happens in my life

I replayed it 1 more time before going to Egypt

Grandma dies? Replay Gauntlet

Get Married? 1 sec honey replaying gauntlet

[mighty badger]

imagine losing the gauntlet in tier 7 in your wedding

[gentle copper]

Got Cancer and only got 3 Days to live? gonna beat it before I die

[mighty badger]

hold on a second i need to do this all over again

[gentle copper]

LOL

If you lose to the first Axe boss on your wedding I think your wife might ask for a divorce

[mighty badger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1241845595384315977/1399278848243400775/mercy.gif

[sturdy echo]

im out of the loop can someone tell me when early access is supposed to come out?

[mighty badger]

q4 of this year

so within october to december

[open dew]

early access in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year.), no official date known

[sturdy echo]

WINGO

thanks

[mighty badger]

gtg

byebye

[gentle copper]

cya man

[knotty kiln]

IM BACK

[tulip copper]

what

ded cha

[raven ore]

hello

[twin abyss]

It's November 13th mark my words

I had a vision

From Willie Halfsword from the heavens above

[quick shard]

so is half sword releasing on steam fest?

[twin abyss]

Is steam fest Nov 13?

[knotty kiln]

what are you guys opinions on gladio mori and its updates

[twin abyss]

Worse than Halfsword

[loud hull]

I'm not sure if its a bug or something but my Willies have been having trouble staying on their feet. It's like they've lost the will to fight and would rather grovel at the enemie's feet

[knotty kiln]

no, probably not the exact day but we could likely get a release date

and a trailer

[twin abyss]

When is steam fest?

[knotty kiln]

on the 15th theyre showing some build

[latent spire]

yo dms

[knotty kiln]

?

[latent spire]

go to dms

[twin abyss]

Don't click on whatever this guy's giving

Especially if it's a bitly

Virus speedrun

[latent spire]

its not lol

[twin abyss]

No proof

[knotty kiln]

i can comfirm it wasnt a link

[latent spire]

want me to tell you?

[knotty kiln]

he is developing a game and sent a invite

[latent spire]

ye

want to join?

cube?

[twin abyss]

I'd rather live in superstition

That you are a hacker

[latent spire]

.

[indigo hare]

Please don’t advertise here. It’s very suspicious and we don’t need more scam accounts popping up

[latent spire]

bro istg its not a scam

its just a game

[twin abyss]

That is why I'm wary

[latent spire]

roblox game

[indigo hare]

The rules apply to everyone

[latent spire]

alr

[twin abyss]

So many people putting links asking for a "fun time"

[latent spire]

i aint scaming but i wont advertise here anymore

[open dew]

no

[elder pawn]

Who me?

[open dew]

leave

[elder pawn]

Who me?

[open dew]

STOP

[elder pawn]

Who me?

[open dew]

im done

😭

[elder pawn]

Who me?

[open dew]

restart the game

[indigo hare]

You know who else is done?

[elder pawn]

They call me the

[open dew]

STOP

[elder pawn]

MY MOM!!!!

[mystic marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/grubhub-grubhub-ad-ad-ads-meme-gif-20050841

[open dew]

technically advertisement

[mystic marlin]

am i being suspicious

[indigo hare]

This guy fuckin gets it

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/muscle-man-regular-show-my-gif-26029512

[wanton portal]

Gruuhhu

Halfsword either releases on November or December

Leaning on December

[elder pawn]

[knotty kiln]

leaning on 2025

do you guys know when a full release is, like 2026 or 7

[wanton portal]

Oh my fucking lord

[uneven hemlock]

Wait a minute, Who? Are You?

[knotty kiln]

it was a genuine question

but yeah that was bad

[uneven hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/wait-a-minute-who-are-you-kazoo-kid-funny-gif-16933963

[wanton portal]

He's your special friend

[open dew]

everything but game footage

[raven ore]

dead grandma

[dense pagoda]

i wish i was lev 3

[dreamy mango]

🚫 zeus_your_son_has_returned, that command is disabled in this channel.

[versed mist]

I hope in the future they add the ability to cave in a willie’s face the more u punch him

[cerulean shore]

Janitor's phone goes off at work, and he answers it on speaker to someone scream-crying

Firmly stands in the middle of the busy walkway and starts arguing with this crying lady on his phone. Holy moly

[dusk orchid]

is have sword updateing on steam fest

[dusk orchid]

what

pls tell me

[lavish blade]

i dont think so

[dusk orchid]

To mark our final WIP Wednesday post leading up to Early Access release we present to you the Alla Tedesca armor.

what does this mean then

[still scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-lion-thinking-ragebait-rage-bait-monkey-gif-14090242814517187668

[open dew]

no more wip posts until early access gets released

early access in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year.), no official date known

[dusk orchid]

ok thanks

[soft wigeon]

How do I beat the ultimate challenge (the devs know I am about to win and they crash my game)

[still scaffold]

will e

wil e

wi e

w e

w

[soft wigeon]

Im genuienly getting infuriatd

[open dew]

Settings - Game - below the Npc damage sliders click "GORE" - turn off blood completely

[soft wigeon]

Saddest solution

[nimble karma]

Oo saving this

[nimble karma]

Only solution

[open dew]

quite literally the only solution

[open dew]

i did it in paint in like 10 minutes

[nimble karma]

Paint is so fucking fantastic I want it on my phone

Nothing can do what paint does for free and as intuitively

[open dew]

i don't know if there's a mc paint in phone

I tried to find one thoufh

[open dew]

YEAH

[nimble karma]

There's not ive tried

Lol

Ik this is general but I shall post again because this shit felt so fun

[pearl coral]

half swording in general is Permitted !

[nimble karma]

Oh ma stars

[open dew]

i love half sword hugging

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-issue-skill-issue-krill-issue-gif-25572478

[lime needle]

Wait I finally have image perms?

Or am I just trippin

Oh I do cool

[warped locust]

https://tenor.com/view/honkboi-gif-27609879

[warped locust]

F*CK

[elder pawn]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SIX SEVEN

[open dew]

no

[knotty kiln]

I thought sechs sieben was blocked

[lime needle]

Apparently not all caps and spelt fully

This servers not ready for advanced humour 🥀

[open dew]

not at all

[pearl coral]

just encountered a girl named Tinleigh

[open dew]

why ????

and how

[spark phoenix]

Anyone got any clips from the multiplayer test?

Want to see how that went

[dreamy mango]

🚫 supahdood_94217, that command is disabled in this channel.

[elder pawn]

Who me?

[open dew]

NO

[nova scroll]

1 more star!!!!

[open dew]

which post

[nova scroll]

#photography📷 check the one i replied to

[open dew]

🦐

[nova scroll]

YIPPIE

its on starboard

[open dew]

correct

[elder pawn]

Who meeeeeee?

[open dew]

😭

[elder pawn]

haw haw

[still scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-lion-thinking-ragebait-rage-bait-monkey-gif-14090242814517187668

[open dew]

worst server oat

[elder pawn]

but im just a 6 7🥺🥺🥺🥺

[open dew]

Ooookay

[elder pawn]

six sayven

[open dew]

@hot dragon why did you just start ascending

[hot dragon]

Hands got bugged out and I couldn't pull out any weapon, thought surrendering would help but it just did that instead

[open dew]

jesus

[verbal pasture]

@thorn blaze Hi

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946156666171297833/1324412195676885002/IMG_1886.gif

[verbal pasture]

Goopy :(

[daring flower]

@unreal bay yo I saw u been playing DL the Beast, u should definitely get some mods for it to make it better

would recommend Vaxis Gore Mod and Dumber Zombies

and DLTB Enhanced unless u dont like the game being too easy

Kyle Moveset is also good

[unreal bay]

Hehe already have

[daring flower]

nice gang, we should do coop someday HAHA

🗣️

[unreal bay]

But I don't like the pools and blood textures in general

I ll have a look this weekend

[daring flower]

GalaxyBloodMarshal Blood mod

:doroomg:

[unreal bay]

Soon tm

[daring flower]

could u ping me when that happens, cant wait for it :D

[unreal bay]

I'll try! I ll post here

[daring flower]

thx gang c:

[bright prairie]

I just discovered what hellish quart is and it looks so cool

I've been following halfsword and exanima for years now and somehow haven't even heard of hellish quart once, surely there'd be some overlap

[daring flower]

https://www.nexusmods.com/dyinglightthebeast/mods/293?tab=description
New vaxis effects mod, made to go hand to hand with the gore mod released about 17 hrs ago

[unreal bay]

Yes I have that too hehe

[raven ore]

roblock

[daring flower]

bro keeps up with the modding scene so fast

😭

[forest falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1188037768790675506/1421279076236136478/videoplayback.mp4?ex=68d874c9&is=68d72349&hm=37ca742eb9d2cdd2588cc6a2ea679e84358c6bf7153729b30cd255e9f35d2a5c&

[echo arrow]

You guys like Shiba Inu’s?

Cause they almost went extinct

[rotund pike]

does the gore setting impact how often you dismember willie cause it feels like i cut stuff off more often

[open dew]

Yes.

[rotund pike]

makes sense

[open dew]

Yo

[lavish blade]

i have one

[open dew]

what

thats mean :(

god wouldn't be happy

yeah that's not really fun like

at all, idk what to tell u

oh let me call this person a derogative term

like what?

[zealous lava]

Lord Jesus Christ

Son of god

[lavish blade]

ok

[oak olive]

https://youtu.be/VAkSRXEg8p4 peak yt reccomend

[forest falcon]

some people voluntarily call themselves that without knowing what it means lol

wanting to belong to a group mentality

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/694395065166069761/1421026516321697823/SaveClip.App_91433A9F81EC73836B7467ED2B88E589_video_dashinit2.mp4?ex=68d83252&is=68d6e0d2&hm=cc56e9f4ad2e823527fae181b8f7b1ee28c8742be716da6252c6a16253b5e0bf&

[nova scroll]

whos spamming my image in #starboard⭐ 😭

[severe fulcrum]

I think Willie finally snapped

[open dew]

LOL

[spark quartz]

No religion

[hybrid granite]

will we get halfsword as a christmas present?!

[lavish blade]

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/lor-lord-of-the-rings-sauron-lord-sauron-the-great-eye-gif-17124185

[jolly forge]

guys how to reset progress in half sword??

[covert notch]

chestnut

[jolly forge]

im serios

[covert notch]

chestnupt

[jolly forge]

please tell me\

[lavish blade]

i think the command is

[open dew]

who needs commands when you have every image saved

[lavish blade]

nvm

[open dew]

getting close

you got it

[lavish blade]

there it is

[open dew]

there we go

[dreamy mango]

what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?

[covert notch]

reminds me of this

[jolly forge]

its not working

[open dew]

is that combat warriors

[covert notch]

gpo

[open dew]

it should work

[open dew]

close enough,,,

[covert notch]

not close at all

[open dew]

same game platform shrug

and same braindead players

[covert notch]

give me nitro or i be sad

[open dew]

no?

sorry I'm not spending my last 340k$ usd and my 2.3m$ btc on 10$ nitro

and my 6.8m robux ughhh

[plush cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/miata-oppenheimer-cigarette-silly-gif-1816815196802845454

[covert notch]

i get my nitro for free from different sources

thats why i dont have nitro

[open dew]

uhhh

[open dew]

thanks

[lucid atlas]

no problem

[open dew]

😭

[spark quartz]

Chat is this real

[open dew]

might be

not quite positive

[plush cedar]

what is this?

[lucid atlas]

Exanima

[marble ivy]

what game is this?

[lucid atlas]

Exanima

[marble ivy]

oh cool

kinda looks like 2d halfswor

[loud comet]

completely off topic

but

some people say that the uncanny valley was a way for people to combat other hominids luring and murdering children

i wonder if whales can pass similar info generationally genetically

[loud comet]

-# considering their generational beef with others and generational peace with humans

[loud comet]

price is good as well

recent* reviews are mixed tho

[fierce hearth]

does this send you back to the start

or just resets baron