general-catfish-🐱🐟

[uneven anvil]

so whats the point of being smaller

[indigo hare]

Doubt they’ll go that far with it lol would be unbalanced

[white prawn]

Uhhhh

[uneven anvil]

ty

[white prawn]

Smaller body = maaaybeee faster and smaller hit box and reach legs easier?????

[harsh estuary]

6 7

i love 6 7

[white prawn]

people who are 6'7:

(Not me. I'm 5'6)

[uneven anvil]

im 5'10

[indigo hare]

Haha Youre so short(im 5’7 and 3/4. yes the 3/4 is very important)

[uneven anvil]

XD

[indigo hare]

I say the whole thing every time

[uneven anvil]

mini mod

[spark quartz]

like, FN 5'7?

[white prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/girls'-last-tour-shoujo-shuumatsu-ryokou-anime-yuu-yuuri-gif-8283140881488861245

[spark quartz]

MINI MOD IS CRAZY

[indigo hare]

Youre not allowed to laugh

Im deleting you

And your messages in chat

[white prawn]

... I guess I'm a mini-member???

[spark quartz]

Easters new nickname is Mini mod

[indigo hare]

hope you dont know sign language 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕

[dark hedge]

yo

[nimble karma]

Mfw moai and I are exactly the same height

My parasocial attachment to him is exceeding rational limits

Mini mod is insane tho

[indigo hare]

We may be the same exact height, but I am taller

[drowsy finch]

Shout out to speed queen for lying to my face about when my laundry’s gonna be done

[indigo hare]

You should light a fire in one of the dryers

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-my-beloved-gif-22029076

Thats a good idea!

I don’t really care to abide by the supposed clothes limit

[spark quartz]

wsg mini mod

[nimble karma]

Dis u

[uneven anvil]

mini mod btw

[golden nacelle]

guys whens EA out

[fast drum]

please be soon

I can only edge so long

[nimble karma]

84 days

Confirmed

[uneven anvil]

not till next year its been delayed

[golden nacelle]

1984

im pissed

[severe ferry]

any mods that keep progress

in gauntlet mode

per rank

[golden nacelle]

i saw the wip announcement and thought it's out like in a week

[uneven anvil]

yea EA looking like its gonna be maybe march next year sorry

[nimble karma]

There is one i think on nexus

I just copied a save file from each tier personally

Drag and drop viola

[severe ferry]

would u be able to link it i cant find it

[nimble karma]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/93

[severe ferry]

thx

[nimble karma]

Ye

Hes just pondering

[astral ether]

Heartbreaking: local college student tries writing science fiction in creative writing course; professor is a contemporary fiction writer born in the 70s (she does NOT get it)

[golden nacelle]

john squirrel

[uneven anvil]

looks like me waiting for EA

[golden nacelle]

what kind of fiction does she writt

[astral ether]

I don’t want to shit on my professor but I’m starting to think she genuinely doesn’t know what she wants

Contemporary fiction

[indigo hare]

im going to throw you into a pit of snakes

[uneven anvil]

sorry you couldnt get me in there.. your hands are too small.. mini mod.

[astral ether]

Like at first I write an opening to my story that sets the scene, gives the conflict the characters are responding to, tells the reader where it’s located

[golden nacelle]

what does she write abt

[indigo hare]

😡

[indigo hare]

im blaming you entirely for this

[astral ether]

Brother just look up what contemporary means

[uneven anvil]

[golden nacelle]

chinese emperors when the 999th doctor claiming possession of the elixir of life fails:

[uneven anvil]

little man syndrome..

[uneven anvil]

XD

[golden nacelle]

good luck then

[golden nacelle]

napoleon

[spark quartz]

huh? Who said that? Oh it's you, I had to look down

[astral ether]

She tells me “this opening doesn’t focus on the characters, I think you should take it out.” Ok, so I do that

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-glorpshit-mad-gif-12826934952903770254

https://tenor.com/view/crying-fun-gif-2280116530830726839

[uneven anvil]

contemporary writing means: writing but its contemporary. I thought this would help

leave a 20% tip

[astral ether]

Then she’s telling me she’s completely lost on what’s happening

[drowsy finch]

literally me

[golden nacelle]

ive heard enough you get 100% of the tip

[uneven anvil]

[astral ether]

IT’S ALMOST LIKE THE OPENING LITERALLY DID WHAT YOU’RE TELLING ME TO DO 😭

[astral ether]

[drowsy finch]

I'm always completely lost! :D

[uneven anvil]

can't lie anything involving writing is easy, just use the pen

[uneven anvil]

aura

[drowsy finch]

Write a 4d object

[astral ether]

Im honestly just keeping a copy of the story separate from the class, you can’t really science writing

[uneven anvil]

easy

[astral ether]

Not everything is for everyone, you know?

[drowsy finch]

Yeah but everything is for me :D

[spark quartz]

@indigo hare

[astral ether]

She needs to just, trust the vision. Some feedback is good! I will genuinely follow some of the feedback given

[astral ether]

Damn, you’re right

My bad

But on the other hand, my professor is telling me to do something then noting the very issue brought up by taking out the thing achieving what she’s now saying I’m missing

Like, make up your mind lmao

[uneven anvil]

4D objects we are unable to visualize as we only exist in the 3rd dimension and see a 2D image through our eyes. A 4D object would be able to change size and its scale as it slips in and out of the 4th dimension, they basically exist in a space defined by 4 co-ordinates x, y, z and w. To our eyes and the way we process images a 4D object would be able to cast a 3 dimensional shadow in the same way a 3D object would cast a 2 dimensional shadow. Yea thats all I got sorry.

[astral ether]

Literally that one bit from courage the cowardly dog with the macaroni

[uneven anvil]

didnt get the reference so I built a nuke and sent it to Zimbabwe

[astral ether]

What’s the punchline

[lone forge]

I got a new map today! Its an honest to god soviet map that ive dated from 1972 to early 1975

[astral ether]

Or are you just trying to do random XD lol!!!!!!

[uneven anvil]

I guess the world map needs updating so zimbabwe is no longer in there

[astral ether]

This bit stinks

You try too hard to be funny

[drowsy finch]

this is distinctly 2d :(

[uneven anvil]

I disagree

[astral ether]

You said it yourself, we’d be unable to visualize 4d objects

I can visualize that pretty well

Thus, it’s not 4d

[uneven anvil]

not entirely how that works

[astral ether]

You didn’t write it in 4d

[uneven anvil]

a 4D object would still interact with all dimensions prior to the 4th so we could still see it

[wooden hatch]

has anyone discovered a glich where if you die and also win at the same time, the next fight u spawn into ur just butt ass naked

cuz it just happened to me

[uneven anvil]

what

XD

[wooden hatch]

my character is butt ass naked

like cheeks out

[uneven anvil]

proof or it didnt happen

[wooden hatch]

igu

no weapon either

like bro is in the ring rn against a dude with a spear and bro is completely naked

[uneven anvil]

pics

[wooden hatch]

i dm u

i wanna send a pic in here but its a naked character model so like idk if it will fly

[astral ether]

Yeah I’ve had it happen

[wooden hatch]

i wonder if i can beat the spear dude with my fists

and win naked

i dont wanna die tho this is so funny just running around naked LOL

[lone forge]

bro if you look through my chats in halfword chat, half of my clips are me butt ass naked with a greatsword

[uneven anvil]

is his WilE on show?

[wooden hatch]

nah he just got a lump

[lone forge]

@wooden hatch

[wooden hatch]

how u get a greatsword

[lone forge]

spawned it in

and its a longsword

not a greatsword

[wooden hatch]

damn how u spawn stuff in

[lone forge]

mods

[wooden hatch]

makes sense

glad other people saw what i have tho it got a good laugh out of me considering i didnt know it existed before now

[uneven anvil]

and the difference between and longsword and a greatsword is?

[split nova]

One’s bigger than the other

[lone forge]

greatsword is bigger

like a greatsword id say is prolly a good foot longer? im not good with measurments thats more of a sleepyboi thing

[split nova]

Enough of that

[uneven anvil]

right so the 3rd boss has a greatsword?

cuz that shi is massive

[lone forge]

yessirrrr

[uneven anvil]

are all of the weapons is the game real?

[lone forge]

Mhm! atleast the unmodded ones

[uneven anvil]

so what kind of weapon is the one the gold knight uses

that shit is ahh

[lone forge]

Which one? Hes got the poleaxe, a big ass greatsword, a mace, i think a longsword, and a rondel

[uneven anvil]

the staff one

[lone forge]

Poleaxe

[wooden hatch]

i posted on photography

[uneven anvil]

with the hook on the bottom

[wooden hatch]

it didnt end well

[lone forge]

yup

thats the poleaxe

[uneven anvil]

why the hook?

[lone forge]

Beats me

[uneven anvil]

piercing maybe?

[lone forge]

Like i said, no clue

im not the weapons dude lmao

[uneven anvil]

yea but maybe piercing?

it is a sharp hook

not a weapons guy (proceeds to say roundel)

[lone forge]

probably for hooking deep

dealing damage

[uneven anvil]

wtf is a roundel

[lone forge]

well that is what his shit is called

[uneven anvil]

XD

[lone forge]

its a dagger pretty much

[uneven anvil]

oh

my knowledge of weaponry is 0

[lone forge]

fair

[uneven anvil]

roundel

its a funny word

[magic trellis]

🤔

[lone forge]

what

[magic trellis]

where are his clothes

[lone forge]

weight reduction

[magic trellis]

ah

[lone forge]

yes

[raven ore]

armor

[lone forge]

no need

[dim summit]

the lamp merchant prevails

[dim summit]

fuck

[lime needle]

happens to the best of us (I also have this problem)

[mystic marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-gunk-icanttakeitanymore-thistimeimreallygonnadoit-gif-8341758396657046929

[open dew]

hello, good evening

[pearl coral]

when bro hits you with the chicken emote so you have to straight up kill him no two ways about it

[open dew]

wanna see something fun

[pearl coral]

sure

[open dew]

won with a lighting on his left tower

before the ram rider hit

@dusky scaffold r u hearing this

[pearl coral]

nice haha

[open dew]

this vid shows it a lil better

[amber hare]

Dude what the fuck is Google doing

I now have to verify my age on the account and I have to use my id pretty much

Or use a credit card, or send them a picture of my face or have them monitor my emails

Fucking crazy

What an actual fucking joke

[indigo hare]

do you have any social media? how about a drivers license? i can promise you google has all the information it could ever want about you already. showing them ID isnt gonna change anything really

i had a friend from 15 years ago find my phone number, address, picture, along with my parents, within like 20 minutes of searching after not having talked for..15 years

[amber hare]

I do but it’s just a crazy reach why tf do they need this now it’s ridiculous

Its like internet rule number one to never share shit like that online

[indigo hare]

To other individuals or sketchy websites yeah. Google, well like I said it won’t make a difference

[nimble karma]

Is this the picture he found

[indigo hare]

Googles not gonna hack you, just sell your information like they already have been

[indigo hare]

YOU TURNED IT INTO A MEME

[nimble karma]

I did

[amber hare]

i used a picture of mr bean and it worked XD

[spark quartz]

This is the funniest thing ever

[pearl coral]

hi

[indigo hare]

I will blame you forever for this

[open dew]

hope you dont know sign language 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕

[gloomy pine]

hope you know sign language 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

fixed it

[lime needle]

no gif perms 🥀 is it over for me?

how much must i speak

[open dew]

boost or level 3

[gloomy pine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1362455490528809233/1412996277028917429/frog-sad-ezgif.com-resize.gif

aw

[lime needle]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-clash-royale-emote-gif-23858585

bruh

[open dew]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-clash-royale-emote-gif-23858585

[lime needle]

might be time to play lumberloon

[indigo hare]

Level 2 for image perms and it takes 2 hours if you were to do it in one sitting

[open dew]

hell no

[open dew]

wait it's level 2 now?

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/always-has-been-among-us-astronaut-space-betrayal-gif-23836476

[open dew]

yo

[lime needle]

im joking im not a no skill loser who uses hog rider or lumberloon

[indigo hare]

Common misconception, for some reason. It just spreads lol

[pearl coral]

embrace the full prince life

[lime needle]

im a respectable f2p player who reached 11000 trophies

NERF PRINCE

[indigo hare]

Buff prince

[lime needle]

I see what type of men you are

[pearl coral]

i feel like he gets hard stopped by enough cards that he doesn’t need a nerf

you just need to be ready for him same as hogrider

[open dew]

good fucking lord

[lime needle]

700 damage within 2 seconds of walking

nerf prince

[pearl coral]

he gets kited easy and anything that spawns multiple units kills him

[open dew]

tis is my second account already, 8.5k~ trophies in like 2 Months

[lime needle]

still needs a serious nerf

[lime needle]

ye clash mad easy

[pearl coral]

they bathe in blood as you see

siege

[lime needle]

nvm u play recruits ur skill

[open dew]

what even is your deck

[lime needle]

im a recruits main

[pearl coral]

medieval

(+ barbarians…)

[open dew]

i use freeze bow but rn im using a fd homemade xbow deck

[lime needle]

ion even pay ladder no more

[open dew]

god

[pearl coral]

4.5 war cycle

[lime needle]

i just play 2v2 and friendly battles

[open dew]

4.5 war CYCLE???

[lime needle]

not tryna play against pass royale mfers in ladder

[open dew]

rage to cycle 😭

[pearl coral]

lol

[lime needle]

not even cycle at that point

[open dew]

yeah

[pearl coral]

i just overwhelm the enemy a bunch

[lime needle]

thats just 4.5 weird cycle

one good evo tesla packs up that deck

[pearl coral]

play either prince on one lane and cannon cart on the other, double prince on one lane, little prince and executioner on one lane, barbarians and a prince on one lane, etc

[tight wadi]

Halfsword next week

[pearl coral]

pretty much just 2 card at a time devilry

[lime needle]

so drag drop surprise cycle

basically

[pearl coral]

call it whatever you want idk

i don’t consume enough clash media to understand any terms

[open dew]

4k trophies xbow cycle 💪

[open dew]

early access in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year.), no official date known

[pearl coral]

i play a silly deck with a bunch of knights because i like knights

[tight wadi]

Release next week

[lime needle]

recruits kills that deck

[pearl coral]

unconfirmed

[lime needle]

u spend money on the game?

[open dew]

no

[open dew]

with a name like this, you think so?

[lime needle]

100 percent sure

[tight wadi]

Just a week away, can you believe it?

[amber hare]

hes lying bro its next week

[lime needle]

imagine paying money on clash royale?

[open dew]

LOL

[lime needle]

id rather pay EA then pay supercell

greedy ah corporation

[open dew]

they're both greedy

@lime needle wanna add me so we can triple draft

[tight wadi]

I’d rather play EA then play old demo

[lime needle]

ive never spent a penny on clash royale

[lime needle]

not tryna do allat rn maybe tmrw

[open dew]

wowww ok

[lime needle]

im enjoying modded mc rn

no time for clash tomfoolery

[amber hare]

i would like the option of a minimal crosshair for ea I think it would help a bit in first person cause you lose a lot of feedback with your positioning

[open dew]

fair ngl

[lime needle]

I cannot wait for Battlefield 6 to come out

[amber hare]

not like the crazy in your face one from the old demo but just something small

[lime needle]

I WILL be playing on launch

[pearl coral]

I NEED MY TARGE !!!

[amber hare]

so what will it be EA or bf6

[open dew]

ado 🤤

[pearl coral]

blease…

[open dew]

gulp

[pearl coral]

idk how i’ll paint it

probably a design of saint bartholomew on the left and some heraldry on the right

probably one of my own design and then one of milan

or maybe the grand duchy of milan and then my own

[open dew]

ooh

do a design like the shield thats on the right arm of the baron

[lime needle]

EA as in electronic arts?

[open dew]

would look pretty cool maybe

[pearl coral]

it is the same type of shield but i do not want to do that

[open dew]

really? damn

[lime needle]

ts a reference to my tag?

[open dew]

a saint bartholomew mixed with some heraldry design would look pretty good

ino

[open dew]

i wonder

[amber hare]

No, early access or bf6

[lime needle]

early access to what exactly

[plush harness]

does anyone know what the first song in the gamescom video is called? I haven’t found it anywhere on spotify or youtube

[pearl coral]

something like this painted on the left, and then the coat of arms of the grand duchy of milan on the right

[open dew]

half sword buckaroni (?)

[amber hare]

I was about to say are you new here but I see you joined today 😂

[open dew]

that would go insanely hard holy fuxk

[lime needle]

yeah i did

[open dew]

have you tried to use Shazam?

[pearl coral]

but since my kit is very red i think i might color swap it to have a red background and make his flayed body golden

[lime needle]

ive played like maybe 3 hours of half sword?

[open dew]

it's a mobile app that listens through your microphone to hear music

[lime needle]

i would prefer bf6 tho i love bf6

[open dew]

everyone else disagrees

[plush harness]

I might I was just wondering if anyone already knew

[amber hare]

Early access too halfsword could come out next month or soon anyway and that’s why I said EA or bf6

[lime needle]

to be fair i love shooters

[open dew]

most likely not

[lime needle]

i fw half sword tho its mad fun

[open dew]

fair

[lime needle]

what does this mean? 😭

[raven ore]

there is a dragon eating a dude

[open dew]

yes

it means yes

[pearl coral]

it’s actually a divine sea serpent birthing a child from its maw

[lime needle]

oh

[raven ore]

👍

[amber hare]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-mad-caseoh-ai-waffle-house-gif-12223390568432448572

[plush harness]

No luck

[lime needle]

ew is that clanker slop ?

i hate clankers

[amber hare]

I stand with my fellow wire backs

[plush harness]

Should I ping good malware for a song name or is that unnecessary?

[lime needle]

man of culture i see, wireback is 100% the best word for clankers

[amber hare]

I didn’t come up with it but it’s my favorite

[pearl coral]

“A coiling serpent marks the noble lineage of your clan. We have observed that the Pellaean king had coinage with such a device and by it celebrated his own descent, proclaiming that he was begotten of Ammon, that his mother was beguiled by the form of a snake and the child was the offspring of divine seed. The infant emerges from the mouth. They say that some snakes come to birth that way. Or is it because Pallas sprang like this from the head of Jove?”

Motto:
“Vipereos mores non violabo
(I will not violate the customs of the serpent)”

[pearl coral]

unnecessary

[lime needle]

wheres the jimmy butler paper meme when i need it

i hate no gif perms

[open dew]

boost

[lime needle]

too broke

[open dew]

it's like 3 bucks wym

[pearl coral]

or just chat

[open dew]

where are you from gng

[lime needle]

saving for bf6 and ready or not

[pearl coral]

lol

[open dew]

yeah

[lime needle]

canada why

[open dew]

that explains

🙄

[lime needle]

im also still in school, no job lmao

[open dew]

jesus

I could never

[lime needle]

so basically what ur saying is

i should drop out n get a job

or find a way to have a part time job and stress myself with a job n school same time

[open dew]

part time job for 1 hour to get 3 bucks for a discord boost

seems worth it

[lime needle]

that is if i get the job in this shit ass economy

also not tryna boost a server when i can save for more important things

imma go to sleep

[desert ridge]

When does ea drop

[open dew]

2064

[pale bough]

i cant believe 3000 is only 75 years away💔

[desert ridge]

Yeah I hope that my microwave doesn't stab me.

[dim summit]

cant believe half sword's japan dlc released 3 years ago

we've come so far chat

[pale bough]

it might be why youre radioactive

[dim summit]

i find the gacha mechanics for the dlc weird tho icl

[white prawn]

Story of my life (I'm a fatass)

[scarlet creek]

Fatasses must be the happiest asses

Hmm sugar dopamine

[woeful void]

will this game ever be multiplayer

[open dew]

There will be local split screen whenever early access gets released

No multiplayer from my knowledge

[desert ridge]

Only 3 players though

Not 2 or 4

[scarlet creek]

Splitscreen will always be stinky to me

[white prawn]

I still like the wooden toy sword.

It's a start.

I'll grow my collection eventuallh

Better than a paper sword that's for sure

Wayy more durable too

[amber hare]

I wish th performance wasn’t so bad

Brings a 4090 to its knees

[nimble karma]

Me with my i5 7th and 1060gb getting 60 frames on high barely

In 1v1s specifically

And dips to 40 lol

[amber hare]

In first person it’s way worse

[white prawn]

I love my first somewhat durable toy sword guh..

It's so cheap but it's so worth it

I think I was swinging like an idiot there lol

[white prawn]

Please ignore my uncle talking to someone downstairs in this video 🔥

[amber hare]

A proper ruffian

[mystic marlin]

what is this nonsense

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/hear-listen-hearing-listening-eminem-gif-5875605

[forest falcon]

the first thing i see upon opening discord

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/ousama-ranking-bojji-march-anime-gif-25041415

lmao

[white prawn]

Some idiot who just got a wooden sword

I reverse gripped it in the video...

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-meet-the-medic-kill-me-spy-tf2-gif-21065683

[forest falcon]

why the towel

[white prawn]

i do not like revealing my face 🔥

don't mind all the stuffs on my head on top of the pillow cover that's just

yeah

I dunno why I put them on I just wanted to

[quick egret]

the gas is pouring out me

[grand bane]

Back scabbards are dumb and stupid and unrealistic and I hate them

[lunar stream]

however

they're cool

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-fake-false-fact-checked-fact-gif-3692826964065029091

They look stupid

[lunar stream]

they do not you just lack taste

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/eggman-sonic-gif-14009760066009355868

It just gives weeb that ”studied the blade” vibes

[lunar stream]

wrong

they're cool as fuck

[forest falcon]

nuh uh

[grand bane]

They are dumb and impractical and therefore bad

[forest falcon]

Sword on the back only looks good on very big fantasy swords

otherwise it's dumb

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-and-patrick-melting-gif-25594329

Don’t get me started on that can of worms

If you want a slow but hard hitting weapon just use an axe

[lunar stream]

who cares if they're impractical they're cool

[grand bane]

Im starved of proper swords and fencing in media

And regular hip mounted scabbards are incredibly drippy

And Hollywood seems allergic to them

[forest falcon]

that's why i said fantasy

because it's not real

https://tenor.com/view/project-zomboid-horse-gif-10664029143539029928

[mystic spire]

coolness doesn't mean anything if you can barely pull the thing out and get stabbed without putting up a fight

[grand bane]

I don’t mind large weapons but when pointing the sword forward would make fall over like a statue it’s too much

[mystic spire]

zomboid mentioned hello zomboid

[grand bane]

Back scabbards are also MORE cumbersome to carry than hip ones

[lunar stream]

just pull the sword out before the fight duh

[lunar stream]

im not

[mystic spire]

bruh 💔

[grand bane]

Im most of Hollywood refusing to do any proper fencing. If you want it to be flashy just do saber

[forest falcon]

Show this man bollywood

[grand bane]

Just put on the bike helmet before hitting the ground

[grand bane]

Correction. I’m starved of proper WESTERN fencing in media

[lunar stream]

ermmm you put on a helmet before you get on a bike actually

[forest falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1248466428231815280/1420679929502105651/-5861278852197542855.mov?ex=68d646ca&is=68d4f54a&hm=1db7f021cd8371930728ce5f4531d2c10a7263eeb9ed2e62c592458840da986a&

[white prawn]

Idiot idiot idioting idiot idiot idiot idiot-idiot idiots

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-scrunch-jerma985-trying-not-to-laugh-cringe-gif-11803965634991964221

[trim copper]

love the pillow cover

[obsidian night]

Will there be ds version

[gloomy urchin]

meow

mrow

nya

rawr

[obsidian night]

SELIENTS

[gloomy urchin]

paws at you

[obsidian night]

Here catch its a streitkolben

[obsidian night]

Waht is pawing

[grand bane]

Katze

El gato

[trim copper]

no cigarettes

[still flame]

No

[forest falcon]

underage smoking is prohibited

[obsidian night]

Dumb fox

Steals doras stuff

[jolly forge]

hello guys im back

[proper wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-hes-back-daily-bugle-gif-9077753

[wintry ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[white prawn]

It's the only thing in my house that I can use to completely cover my face including hair, have a little space to breathe, AND I can actually somewhat see through it due to the fabric being thin

https://tenor.com/view/dog-chiropractor-gif-27416816

[stone spade]

Jerma.

[cosmic rain]

I used to watch this guys videos

[prime temple]

thought u said ure black

[grand bane]

Nicely done 47, head to extraction

[neat rune]

can someone help me why my game keeps on fataly crasshing?

[grand bane]

Have you done a clean reinstall?

[neat rune]

i havent, or maybe because i was at max gore and max blood? is that why

[grand bane]

Those tend to cause some issues yes. Also is your graphics with dx11 or dx12?

[neat rune]

dx11

[grand bane]

Good

[neat rune]

i just dont want to reinstall because i already completed the challenges and stuff lol

[fresh ridge]

Guys how do i like beat the commoner boss cinsistantly

Consistantly

And also can u like hold a sword with one hand or smth

[neat rune]

how do i install mod

[white prawn]

You can but only the short swords

You can't do that with longswords

Even if you could it'd be too heavy because it's just too long

And if you're strong enough to wield it in one hand the blade being long would still be a problem

[mighty badger]

wdym

what mod in specific

[neat rune]

any fun mods

[mighty badger]

max gore and blood tend to be the culprits

[mighty badger]

download halfsword enhancer (launcher version) on nexus

[neat rune]

nexus?

[mighty badger]

nexus mods

its a site for mods

safe to enter

[lavish blade]

hello

uh

[mighty badger]

oh hi chrome

[lavish blade]

i forgot what was ur old username

[neat rune]

ohh tysm bro

found it

[mighty badger]

saxophone

[mighty badger]

np :D

[white prawn]

WAIT WHAT IT'S BACK UP???

I thought it was down

[lavish blade]

its back

[neat rune]

i guess, im in the site now

[mighty badger]

btw, chrome can you help him add ovrdth to his game?

[mighty badger]

oh ye i forgot

so its back up

nice

[neat rune]

wait what do i download, manual install or launcher

[mighty badger]

launcher

download it, make a folder for it

and drop it there

[lavish blade]

huh

alr sure

im doin some weird music theory bullshit rn tho

[mighty badger]

sounds weird

and musician

thank thee

[lavish blade]

wait i go shower

[neat rune]

any idea when the game fully releases guys?

[lunar stream]

i hate this place

[somber panther]

woolsing

[signal charm]

I believe

[lavish blade]

the 4th quarter of 2025

october to december

[neat rune]

it says the halfsword enhancer isnt safe

its safe right?

[drowsy finch]

It has NINETY FOUR trojans !!!!!

[neat rune]

really?

[mighty badger]

no

its safe

[neat rune]

even if its marked unsafe for microsfot?

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-dogs-aiden-pearce-gif-10427212972114782585

[mighty badger]

yep

it gives false alarms to some modding stuff

[neat rune]

alrr bro thank u so much

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/payday-cloaker-skill-issue-gif-16753722132972836718

[neat rune]

what does gullible mean

[drowsy finch]

Microsoft is NEVER wrong

[mighty badger]

easily believing

[still flame]

Hungarian parmesan

[neat rune]

oh

[neat rune]

do you eat roasted fists

[mighty badger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1400854539355033611/EVIL.gif

[still flame]

Yes

[neat rune]

wanna try mine

[still flame]

99* get it right buddy

[still flame]

K

[drowsy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/870178218467033100/1418313943415259287/tumblr_a1d33355e642521d8f77470640c4b0e6_45f46ae9_400.gif

[drowsy finch]

No!

[neat rune]

come to asia, i cant come there

[worn tulip]

Microsoft usually likes to mark stuff as unsafe when it doesn't have company signatures, and/or does stuff involving manipulating memory.

[neat rune]

thanks bro i was just nervous and stuff

[still flame]

Okay

[drowsy finch]

It also flags for trojans and malware too

[neat rune]

whats the keybind to open mod menu

[drowsy finch]

Which half sword trainer has fr !!

[still flame]

Insert

[neat rune]

which is that

[worn tulip]

for me it's `

[neat rune]

oohhh got it thank u so much

[mighty badger]

the name of the keybind is insert on the keyboard

[drowsy finch]

It’s alt and f4 at the same time for the expanded menu

[mighty badger]

could be smth else

[mighty badger]

evil rali arc

[drowsy finch]

I’m not evil :(

I’m just horribly bored

[white prawn]

I still love the Chinese Dao Jian wooden swords I bought a day ago

[nova scroll]

e

[drowsy finch]

I also lowkey forgot to take my antipsych

I just realized that

[white prawn]

I have two just in case I want to spar with someone... IF I ever find someone to spar with

[worn tulip]

go play in some mud or try to make a previously not-growning patch of dirt start growing in your garden

If you don't have a garden, uh, read a book you swore you'd always read eventually

[white prawn]

play in mud???? what are we, kids???

[worn tulip]

kids don't play outside nowadays

[drowsy finch]

I kinda have classes

[white prawn]

That's true I guess...

[nova scroll]

whats outside

[white prawn]

Cool, read books then

[worn tulip]

Although in my case, it's not really "playing in the mud" and moreso "actually trying to grow stuff in soil that used to not grow anything because it rarely got moisture and got scorched in light"

[drowsy finch]

I kind of am!!

[white prawn]

Cool.

[drowsy finch]

I’m hitting the studying in class tech

[somber panther]

nya

[drowsy finch]

There’s probably a botany club somewhere around here

[nova scroll]

how about just sleepng :/

[somber panther]

femtanyl

[drowsy finch]

[astral ether]

Good morning chat

[drowsy finch]

Evil morning

[nova scroll]

whatr

[astral ether]

I am even more tired than my usual state of being

[worn tulip]

really wish we'd have learned anything about botany

[astral ether]

So ngl it might as well be an evil morning

[worn tulip]

instead I'm passively learning from me mom

[drowsy finch]

I wish my geography professor would teach us about geography

[somber panther]

what is the prof doing

[astral ether]

I’m starting to think writing science fiction in my creative writing course was a mistake because of my professor

[drowsy finch]

I forgot to take my meds and it’s raining, and my suitmates fucked me over by being in the shower for an hour, it is very evil

[somber panther]

kill

[drowsy finch]

Yapping about the moon or some shit 😭

[astral ether]

Aorry to hear that, rali

[drowsy finch]

Whyzat

[somber panther]

breh

bro should be teaching astronomy

[drowsy finch]

WE HAVE TALKED MORE ABOUT SPACE THAN EARTH !!!

[drowsy finch]

It happens!!

[somber panther]

my prof of hydraulics went on weird tangents on how ancient sumerians got water

tbh i think he has the tism based on other things he does

(and him being one of the few good natured people in the whole goddamn faculty)

[astral ether]

Contemporary fiction writer born in the 70s…

(She does NOT get it)

[drowsy finch]

What a loser

[drowsy finch]

Wait but thats actually cool tho

I’d love that kind of tangent

[astral ether]

It’s more that like, she’s telling me I’m not doing it right but then following her advice I’m missing information I had provided before following her advice

[somber panther]

ya but it lasted

more than the actual lecture

tbh there were 3 ppl there so

fair enough

[drowsy finch]

Just tell her to kick rocks!

[astral ether]

She had me take out the opening that introduced the conflict, where it takes place, etc.

[drowsy finch]

“Remove the context.”

[astral ether]

YEAH

[drowsy finch]

Just start arguing fr !

[astral ether]

then I’m like “it’s almost like I had an opening that did exactly what you’re telling me what I have to do.”

But no, just because it’s not the main character it’s bad

[drowsy finch]

That’s just an objectively bad take

[astral ether]

Yeah lmao

[drowsy finch]

She would fucking HATE literally any modern anything

[astral ether]

Like I don’t want to shit on her, but I wish she could understand there aren’t hard and fast rules to writing

“You can’t introduce a goal through dialogue”

HUH??????????

[somber panther]

rules more like guidelines

[astral ether]

Yeah

[somber panther]

language is a joke

and english language is the butt of all jokes

[nova scroll]

wat

[astral ether]

Yeah honestly

[mighty badger]

ah yes make an objectively confusing book opening

[somber panther]

yes

[nova scroll]

how is language a joke

[shell lichen]

no :) hes dead

[nova scroll]

do you communicate with morse code

[somber panther]

rules are more like suggestions

[mighty badger]

beep beep beeeeep boop

[somber panther]

a lot of good literature breaks commonly established rules a lot

[nova scroll]

boop beep boop boooooooooooooooooooooooop

[somber panther]

very very good writers even invent their own that later become part of a language

[drowsy finch]

Never try anything new !

[nova scroll]

yes

never

[mighty badger]

dune for example

[astral ether]

I mean, Cormac McCarthy is one of the most prolific western writers of all time

[mighty badger]

presenting the big picture in the beginning is not ideal, but some context is needed

[astral ether]

The man never used quotation marks

[somber panther]

--. -. -.--

[nova scroll]

matter of fact life is a joke lets skip the cutscene and die already 😔

[mighty badger]

was he the guy that wrote blood meridian?

[astral ether]

Yeah but then no silksong

[mighty badger]

name sounds familiar

[somber panther]

yes

the road

[mighty badger]

act 3 is so hard

[somber panther]

no country for old men

and some others

[mighty badger]

love the movie

[nova scroll]

trust me theres silksong in heaven 😼

[mighty badger]

did yall know that judge holden was probably a real person

[somber panther]

based on a real person

[astral ether]

Yeah

[somber panther]

the gang was real

[mighty badger]

yeah rpetty neat

[astral ether]

I’m still in act 2

[mighty badger]

pretty********************************************

[mighty badger]

do you want to go to act 3

[astral ether]

Yes but no spoilers

[mighty badger]

if so i can tell you how its not spoilers

[astral ether]

I’ll pass, thank you though

[somber panther]

i havent read any american books tbh

only some by hemingway

[astral ether]

I want to have that sense of discovery

[somber panther]

novels

[drowsy finch]

Hornet fucking dies

[mighty badger]

kk :D

[nova scroll]

is america even real

[somber panther]

novelettes*

[drowsy finch]

(I’m in act 1 and haven’t played in like weeks)

[nova scroll]

when you beat silksong , you beat the game

[astral ether]

No FUCKING way

[nova scroll]

(sorry for spoilers)

[mighty badger]

thats the thing you dont beat silksong

[astral ether]

After skong I will probably like

Play deadspace remake

[nova scroll]

after silksong hes gonna play silksong

[astral ether]

It was 80% off, cheaper than even the original

[nova scroll]

theres no ending in silksong

its your life now

[astral ether]

No way

[nova scroll]

so git gud

[drowsy finch]

I love people who spoil something and then warn AFTER saying it

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/silksong-hollow-knight-hornet-garama-guarana-gif-11792020015736795535

[astral ether]

Also rali you changed your profile pic!

[mighty badger]

fr

[drowsy finch]

I get bored and switch things around a lot sometiemsy

I had a different token pfpfpfpgp aa while ago

[astral ether]

How DARE you do things differently

[drowsy finch]

!!!!!!!

[astral ether]

FUCK you for living your life!!!!

[drowsy finch]

Its silly to see it be not the same !

[astral ether]

True…

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-gif-25630921

[astral ether]

Lmfao

[nova scroll]

yea fuck you 😡

[mighty badger]

yeah rali fucK YOu

[drowsy finch]

Dying light the beast feels like Dying Light 2 if it was a finished game ngl

[mighty badger]

its bad to have free will

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/bass-sped-gif-23704580

[nova scroll]

im gonna .---..-.-...-----....--- you

[astral ether]

I still need to finish dying light dlc

[drowsy finch]

I’m illiterate to your fuckass beeps

[astral ether]

I will do that eventually

[drowsy finch]

Checkmate

[nova scroll]

are you illiterate to these hands?

👊

[drowsy finch]

You don’t

[mighty badger]

dying light 2 be sounding like every ac game after origins

[astral ether]

Also rali the new darktide update goes hard

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-nodding-it's-head-cutest-cat-nodding-it's-head-yes-gif-11967594182408448469

[astral ether]

Zealot shroudfield is a fucking nuke now

[mighty badger]

i fucking hate ubisoft for such a good franchise to be used so badly

[drowsy finch]

Dying Light 2 is ASS

[nova scroll]

hope next update they add willie with hair

[astral ether]

I hate ubisoft because they HATE rayman

[mighty badger]

sounds about right

[astral ether]

Give rayman some love again

[nova scroll]

my friends steam family has mostr dying light games

are they good

[astral ether]

Dying light 1 is very fun

Zombie themed parkour game

[trim copper]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-truth-nuke-walter-white-true-breaking-bad-truth-nuke-breaking-bad-true-gif-2370094217877194192

[drowsy finch]

It’s a very silly artstyle

[drowsy finch]

Genuinely never play it

It’s so confused narratively

[drowsy finch]

1 is good
2 sucks balls
The Beast is alright so far

[astral ether]

1 is very good yeah

[nova scroll]

why is half sword called half sword 🙏

😡

what happened to the other half

[drowsy finch]

It’s a reference to the historical strategy of gripping your sword by the blade for a more accurate strike against armored foes!

[astral ether]

Oh also the new plasma scab gunners do not care about your toughness bar lol

[mighty badger]

give give any of their franchises some love

[nova scroll]

tuff

[grave ether]

gm longsword nation

[drowsy finch]

PLASMA WHAT GUNNERS

[astral ether]

I never played assassins creed but i hear they’ve become pretty soulless

[astral ether]

[nova scroll]

who actually plays assassins creed 😭

[mighty badger]

shadows was a step in the right direction

[mighty badger]

me! me!

[astral ether]

I see

[drowsy finch]

I played 3 exclusively to kill the british soldiers in the prelude

(I liked the combat system)

[astral ether]

Lmfao

[nova scroll]

john the assassin

[grave ether]

you kill british soldiers the entire game

[drowsy finch]

I sure did, the entire time I played it!

[grave ether]

and then you kill the annoying americans by the end

[mighty badger]

the thing is, if they change the lead team, the writers, the coders, the actors, the engine, the sfx, the combat system, the stealth and the story then its good again

[nova scroll]

i kill british soldiers for breakfast 😼

[mighty badger]

@wind geode scam bot

[mighty badger]

fair enough

[wind geode]

my commands ain't working 😭

[mighty badger]

if you want my advice only play the games that are released before Origins

[mighty badger]

he is TOO STRONG

[astral ether]

I will play thief instead me thinks

[mighty badger]

thief simulator is literally AC but with extra steps

or actually

way less steps

oh yeah theres a game called Thief

never played it but it looked cool

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-goku-goku-mad-goku-dbs-dbs-gif-11120329515669448575

Strong you say?

[astral ether]

Talking about the og one made by looking glass studios

Not the 2014 reboot lol

[mighty badger]

oh thats an old ass game

ancient pull

antique even

[astral ether]

I like old games :(

System shock 2 is fucking banger

[grand bane]

I want to cave the Barons head in with a metal chair

[mighty badger]

that is true

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-truth-nuke-walter-white-true-breaking-bad-truth-nuke-breaking-bad-true-gif-2370094217877194192

[mighty badger]

i like old games but i hate sitting in a chair for too long

i literally play on console standing up

wich i kinda cant rn

[astral ether]

That stinks

[mighty badger]

because twisted knee

[grand bane]

ouch

[astral ether]

Aw

Ngl I need to draw more

[mighty badger]

its a good talent to have

[astral ether]

I like to think I do ok

[mighty badger]

you never know when you need to draw a mugshot

[astral ether]

Could also stand to gradually improve

Ah I’ve never drawn another person lol

But I remember a trick for drawing human heads pretty well

And consistently

[mighty badger]

give us thy wisdom

[astral ether]

Loomis method iirc

I don’t use it too often because I don’t draw people much

But it’s still helpful

Last drawing I finished, though I kinda messed up the boots and puttees

[mighty badger]

that legit looks like a band album cover i saw this week

[astral ether]

Lmfao

I drew this months ago lol

If you want to see my most recent wip

[mighty badger]

check it out

[astral ether]

Oh shit haha

Goes hard

[mighty badger]

looks like a hollow knight vessel kinda

i like it

[astral ether]

Thanks lol, was drawing the roaring knight from deltarune

[mighty badger]

meta knight if it were a shade

[mighty badger]

ahhh i see

[astral ether]

Yeeee

[mighty badger]

idk if i ever fought one of those i only played the first two chapters

[astral ether]

Gotta play 3 and 4!

[mighty badger]

once a deal comes around i really intend to

or when the geography olympics association pay me my cash

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-follow-me-gif-4273618567139914195

[white prawn]

Classic matchup

[astral ether]

Lmao, hopefully soon

[drowsy finch]

Hydrogen bomb is next, ofc

[grand bane]

Well techically there is an INCREDIBLY small timeframe after the bomb has detonated before the blast hits the baby, in the small timeframe the baby is fine and the bomb is destroyed. Baby is therefore the last one standing and wins

[mighty badger]

what the fuck do you mean

[astral ether]

Oh yeah rali, for darktide, marksman’s focus doesn’t suck ass anymore. You can MOVE WITHOUT LOSING STACKS

[forest falcon]

boulder picks rock
even bigger boulder picks rock
nothing happens
what are we doing here...

[drowsy finch]

YAY!!!!!!!

Still not using it tho

[astral ether]

Oh same lmfao

Vet got a power falchion which is neat

I love how fast zealot is now

Very focused towards backstab damage as well

If going for a shroudfield build

[mighty badger]

no context but what is your opinion on the Savage Beastfly

[astral ether]

The only reason I sucked with it is genuinely just skissue

It’s an easy attack pattern but I got tripped up

[mighty badger]

i think the biggest problem is the double damage minions it spawns

but i learned that when its trying to vertically crush you it also damages the bugs it spawns

so just running over them and letting it crush them to death made the fight a little easier

[drowsy finch]

Krill issue <3

[drowsy finch]

Woaagg what

Wait it’s a big big update?

Now you can roleplay being a commissar lol

[astral ether]

Yeah!! New boltgun and pistol marks too

[astral ether]

Yeah!!!!

[drowsy finch]

Woajj, whats the new bolter look like?

[astral ether]

Not sure, I just know there’s a new variant

Focused more on explosive damage

[forest falcon]

i took a nap I think

https://youtu.be/B6u-FPskfAE

can't tell if I slept or not

[forest falcon]

You nappah you get slappah

[lavish blade]

i hate shields

they ruin the momentum

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/xavier-renegade-angel-xavier-renegade-angel-denying-gif-5208599188716876120

[forest falcon]

bonk bonk bonk

[lavish blade]

bigass bonk

[forest falcon]

i love the specific part about armored combat where you hit their head with a blunt weapon resulting them in crumbling on the spot

first processing it and then just shutting off

very realistic

much harder to do on unarmored

[grave ether]

i like when you hit them so hard with a hammer they just immediately go wobbly leg and fold

[forest falcon]

also been enjoying the two handed weapons on later tiers lately

[grave ether]

oar thursday i see

[forest falcon]

this specific video is not loading for some reason

[grave ether]

probably cus its like 50000000 gb or some stupid shit

if you play it and let it sit it'll load eventually

[forest falcon]

ngl i can't tell if I actually napped or just laid there with my eyes closed

very weird

[lavish blade]

i think im getting better

[lavish blade]

WATCH THIS

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/sparkle-on-its-wednesday-dont-forget-to-be-yourself-jerma-jerma985-gif-17353773444118748416

[lavish blade]

i go bed gn

[nova scroll]

my half sword runs at 10 fps after maxing out EVERYTHING in graphics (in a mod)

[rotund burrow]

YAY

[forest falcon]

https://sun9-48.userapi.com/s/v1/if2/fFWy0uvP0vuVwA6wxKc0z4UHEbfrD2uPGUBEiZNzV8U2pE2zkPJLEV508-XX63xfCOTjt4xn7_n5LZuZt6-lgHKY.jpg?quality=95&as=32x17,48x25,72x37,108x56,160x83,240x125,360x187,480x250,540x281,640x333,720x375,1080x562,1280x666,1440x749,2428x1263&from=bu&cs=2428x0

[rotund burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-love-me-do-you-need-me-lorax-evil-lorax-unloved-lorax-gif-3232881717901753896

[forest falcon]

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[nova scroll]

#photography📷 rip my gpu 😔

[plush cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/this-fucking-sucks-this-sucks-danny-devito-crying-danny-devito-crying-gif-17572436979456810284

[plush cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/no-condom-forever-whatever-black-panther-said-gif-4066037950582946286

[vocal glacier]

noooo

[nova scroll]

free gifs

[vocal glacier]

i thought wednesday is early access release

🥀

[forest falcon]

bruuuuu

[open dew]

early access in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year.), no official date known

[pale comet]

is half sword always going to be an arena game or is it going to be more

[vocal glacier]

what is the full game gonna be tho, like a story game or arena

[open dew]

Most likely more

[vocal glacier]

cuz i heard they brringing bows and a bunch of things arre being added like wasps so im starting to think theres gonna be some kind of map or something

like open world or idk

half sword open world would be

Sooo fire

[pale comet]

pc could cook eggs

[vocal glacier]

lmao

[nova scroll]

willie saving the multiverse

[vocal glacier]

yall got any ideas what kind of content there would be in the full game?

[nova scroll]

cooking simulator

[vocal glacier]

like did they tell us what the main games gonna be like story or arena?

[open dew]

not really known

from what I've been told

[vocal glacier]

i hope they are gonna add customizeable characters

hair would be cool and beards

i dont wanna fight myself all the time

[open dew]

hairs gonna be added from what I remember

not sure about beards

[nimble karma]

Sorry to say

They plan to have presets for the different regions

[open dew]

oh okay

I remember wonderbeast saying smth about hair