#general-catfish-🐱🐟
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I might ban you for this
damn ok :(
(I won't actually)
hey
You should tho :(
do not
@spark quartz if you ban me you're not invited to my birthday party
oh no...

you stink
No…
backflip kicks you
you suck at backflip kicking
deletes your tf2
you suck at deleting
cuddles you to death
The truth is, tf2… you never mattered all that much to me
Rali moment
All of my moments are rali moments?
i tried to sit in silence for 3 seconds
couldnt handle it
i need music constantly playing rahh
It’s deadass monday
well i want it to be sunday
It doesn’t say sunday either 
whatevs i never figured out which one comes first
quit being mean
dumbass
:C
- Friday
Sunday means there is Monday the next day
sun before moon
apparently i have an ability to write big walls of text
i go sleep
the voices
they ganging up on me 😭
41
i was writing an essay about school and i couldnt handle the depression
i prefer escaping reality
goob night chat
tf are these
I need it now
PATIENCE
😪
He won't die
im guessing revive gun was used?
nope
so no mods?
I don't have a trainer
bomboclat
Butter
guys i found a naked willie in the game
holy frijoles..
it's scary that this is technically possible
where do you actually find these
why does the game crash everytime i try to play it? it crashes at opening credits
ok gatekeeper
where did their legs go :(
Even if I told u you wouldn’t have access
people how do you request full acess for game
i swear ive seen it somewhere before
i just cant remember where
why
do they want to keep SIMPLE PHYSICS WITH BALLS N SHIT private
hey, can anyone offer any actual assitance
this shit aint even that impressive
its just
nodes with connected balls
that shit is held on with a invis rope typa physics thing
So close! It’s actually a juggler juggling a sword!
At what point
Try running the game on dx11. Right click halfsword in your steam library, press properties. Inside of General there’s a line for Launch Options. Type in there: -dx11
it worked thanks brother @indigo hare
is helldivers 2 worth ir
huh
Hello chat, how are we all doing
I take it you’re doing pretty well then lol
Damn…
bonjour
Thank you!
Thought it’d make for a silly pfp, and people tend to share that opinion, so it’s been pretty good to stick with lol

artur,
Freddy on the title screen
TWICE
double gif
GREETED BY JERMA TWICE
it's a problem with discord I think
2x the Monday
why are you fall-ee when it's not fall yet
Thats my name!
Meow
hey guys, haven't seen any updates in a WHILE. Is game abandoned atp?
Ye of little faith
If only we had a roadmap
damn, it was developing so rapidly, constant updates, and then total silence
this month
yo
big update coming
they're developing early access asw
they've shown a lot in the gamecom
iirc
Do we have footage?
they've posted footage
oooo glad to hear that, one of my fav games tbh
Good evening, how can I download the demo? When I click on download, it doesn't do anything.
good luck finding it, it's deep in this chat
I need to peep gamescom
on steam?
Yes
also check if you can download other stuff from steam
Storage wise
no clue
Ok Thanks You
2.5 gigs or so
of course
Thanks
What are the mods like for halfsword so far
A wave survival thing like brave stand but infinite would be cool
custom weapons of varying quality
Sadge
Dr. Manhattan mod where you point at a Willie and he explodes
Anyone plays?
Or any other total war game?

my pelvis will be fine
this game is cool
True
I want to play half sword but im too lazy to get on my pc
soemting to do with hardware accelly
How many reds must dead
many
rdr1 isn't even comparable
at least on pc :]
I played that game a lot on the 360
but not as much as fable 2 and 3
yoor
People keep telling me to kill myself, I might actually do it to prove a point
i only remember playing fable 3
the treasury had some gun on top of it when you filled it or smth
the gun had the name related to geese or sum
man i played it when i was like 7 or 8 so i can't remember correctly
Good lord....
RIP to every woman you take to bed i guess 🙏
We need half sword demo on Xbox
I think there’s a serious problem if 9 residents have officially become evil, and a few more unofficially ontop of that
god what a mess
And just who do you expect to clean all this up?
fuckass heli event made me go from 911 to 1085 >:(
you
start sweeping moth boy
Erm, just don’t get spotted by the helicopter?
Too busy, find someone else
I didn't 
Well now I can’t possible do it
Works for me 
I am!
Good!
A reward
Wtf! You shoulda said there was an incentive…
too late bozo
Mods, kill this guy for making me feel wronged
dy'a fuckin mind?
is that modded zomboid?
cause like I have never seen those UI
ye
I thought the -62 degrees made that obvi
thats cold
It's actually really warm given the minimum of -247
._.
zombies better be freezing in -247'
you know logically speaking, does a zombie produce body heat? would they freeze in a much warmer freezing temps?
meow
no halving my sword
Cleaned!
Mhm true!
That shit costed me a day of carpentry grinding
Return of the Slug Willie
GLIZZY TRIED TO BITE ME!!
Fuhin glizzy bit me yo😳😳😳😳
That sucks but ok will do thanks
Gore is overrated
HS without gore is shit
If you play HS spiceless you're a sissy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Is that word allowed here?)
can't say spice
Yeah
And the physics based mouse controlled combat
If only exanima had gore too....
Atleast now i get to play without the crash happening
I’m gonna DESTROY you
Did they fix it
I just speed run the ultimate challange
How is that for a sissy
Lol
Yes no blood and gore on ult fixed the crashing
The small axe works wonders when you swing holding with both hands
Isn't it obvious
It means you either don't like willie juice or even worse...enjoy the UC
united cities
uncle challenge
#vtuber #envtuber #softvtuber #cozy #sleepy #comfortcore #wholesome #asmr #anime #fyp
What're we doing rn
i haven't seen you in a while captain misinfo
I was on yesterday
like 8
i have some tea
apricot tea
yummy
i probably wasn't on discord or halfcord those three seconds
I KNOW IT HAS A TIKTOK WATERMARK BUT TRUST IT'S FUNNY
I would doubt it
why did he do that
It sounded bad
dang
Darn
:(
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aw man
This assignment is very disappointing to me
School utilizing AI is crazy to me
my teacher once said i would recommend using ai for this assignment because it involves personal topics
?
??
Dawg
how could ai
know
WHAT
Prime time when chatgpt first came out and schools didn't know how to combat it
I turned into a god damned philosopher
Asked it to rewrite a 30 paragraph story just because I didn't like the ending
PEAK
it's like being the first guy to have guns
no one can stop me
for now
So mainstream even the teachers using it
Insane work
Ain't ts bad for the planet
Something about it needing water to run
And that it takes A LOT of water
This is my tiktok brain so i could be wrong about that
You know what they say
Believe everything you read on the Internet
I love consuming misinformation
it takes a shitload
though you should also consider basically everything takes a shitload
Take me to dinner first
I just took a shitload
was it going in or out
Both
ouroborous
What especially sucks is that in every other sense, he’s genuinely an awesome professor! One of the most engaging one’s I’ve had, and has actually interesting classroom discussions.
Resident evil
I tried watching the big lebowski while high af and I didn't get it
1984
It's a movie meant for high people
How high were you
Shut up Donny
very
Nothing much else to it
like to the point where I couldn't follow the most basic interactions
I watched full metal jacket high and that was terrifying
It uses so much water that there are water shortages for citizens living near AI data centers.
Let me put you on
Asmr
Why did you think that would be a good idea
Actually why did you think to watch any war movie while high
I watched the conjuring while practically greening out at a buds house
Safe to say i hit the hay EARLY
Na that's fire
Spiderman fella up savin other fellas
I mean, even with the whole D day segment
I KNOW IM RIGHT
(Another long shift at the darktide factory)
gg
new pfp just dropped, boots
You think I’m joking lmao
came a long way from the discord logo
I thought u were
You a freeked out individual
my
(I work front desk security and nothing happens here lol)
Freaked*
in an event of an accident or incident
what you do
Call the cops
hey moffia
NO
Who's grunk
does he know?

im such a little celebrity!!
Fart eater
(no body knows me)
just so you know you can change your own name
AUGH
hey sheep
stop being lazy lazy boy
Thought that was gibby
Close! It is Donald Davenport!
Hello not grunk
Ports? Menthol please
Most AI checker websites are scams
What's that gift bud
That jif
is it wierd to drink milk with creamer in it
Oof sorry grunk we have a new rule that any Six Seven meme results in an automatic ban
Thank you
oh no
oh yea i forgot you did HEMA
FUckkkujhhh I gotta google artistsss
I gotta google them so I can find out how to like pay money for drawingss
THIS IS WHY WE CLASH ROYALE
Define accident or incident
A incident that was a accident
Too vague for my autistic ass
Moffia look a lamp
Wtf how is he juggling da earth!!!
Where did he get 3 of them!!!!
is half a sword half a sword?
If a sword was half a sword then when would you sword that half of the other sword?
I swore i sword the full sword
what if the half sword turned into a game called half sword?
plz give me gifs
No and Im banning you
whyyy
4 fun
What is this from
Yeah but is it like a program or a game
You know how it is.
my button chipped somehow
meow
Red ball catching 🤘🤘
Where are these gifs coming from lmao
Hush
If half sword is so good why haven’t they released full sword?
Ik right???😱
I'm probably the only weirdo who thinks this but half sword being limited to just a certain time period and place makes it less interesting
Imagine half sword but in the roman empire
I'm sorry, my majesty, I'll make sure to have your permission next time I want to say something 😔
Thank you very much❤️
I think it's better to focus on one time period than trying to do everything
they can't make any time period interesting enough
The research alone that the devs go through to make all of their assets is very tedious
You're right honestly my comment was kinda dumb considering we're talking about an indie game
I'm very excited for what it will become. We're only in the Demo and the Halfsword Demo is more like an alpha
15th century battlefields will be crazy
pcs around the globe will be fucking exploding
And even so, I think a AAA game that focuses on one time period will be the best idea for them. Many AAA companies can't even get a single time period right
look at BF5 or BF1
COD Vanguard
yeah, 1v1 duels is what the game will specialize I assume
If someone gets a Nasa computer though
Oi mate. U gots a license with that?
hi
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hi
hi
this message was worth it to break the chain because I CAN'T FUCKING GET OUT OF BED MY LEG HURTS WAHHHHHH
@dusky scaffold told you
they call me deadeye because i always hit center right
wish I was birdeye... the old mesopotamian dudes call for me..
When will they add a half sword
Like will it be half a sword horizontally or vertically
diagonal
No like the sword is literally in half
that would be badass
ive had similar dreams
Is there a support channel?
Its not really a bug im just getting an error everytime i try and boot the game
man i wish they made the character half-sword
Sleeby.
hello!
Hi
Hi
Willie IRL
he looks like his chinese grandpa
Well willie is also one
only a spoonful
why is there a brainrot museum channel💔🥀
a better question:
why not
to display the shame of those who dare post brainrot
its a monument to our sins
somebody deleted all of my messages
of me complaining about people calling me names on nexus
"wall of shame"
Why don't you like being called Chrome?
names
not just chrome
like
"asshole loser"
Ohh thats not kind
i think i found him'
his nexus account
his comment got banned
im not revealing here for their privacy tho
Yeah don't do that fr
We do not need witch hunts
angy chromus
why tf do people hate on me for not responding to their questions
Chrome the angry web browser
people can be angry at everything
that's just nature

so true
in the Neolithic era they probably argued over rocks
we truly are a primitive species still
You will learn in time to ignore them
still pmo
All my fanbase are nice commenters 😹
(Like 5 people)
It’s just cause real recognizes real
whats a fan base
depends
okay im cool with one of the haters now... apparently he thought i was yelling at a person who didnt know how to download my mod?
dead chat
Niger is a country in Africa
edging the rules
Objectively true statement with no ill intent
N o
Cute
Yes
Speed
noo
Oye
I can't play competitive games, it makes my adrenaline go through the roof
it makes me loudly yell slurs so the whole area hears
or hurt myself really bad
and winning in these games is like
meh
Especially playing Rust, and running to your base with good loot. Hoping you won't get killed mid way
its comp?
@lavish blade
I was thinking
are there any mods that add like
more bosses
and if so can you do that
because
also you are technically two people so therapists 
therapi
that aint 13plus brah
18 plus
tf
wait it says 13+ version gulp
crazy, please tell me its not real
it is lol
idk what the 13+ version could be
just rainbow instead of blood?
what is that thumbnail 😭
play deadline
good game
rightclick the game in your steam library
Alr
Thanks mate
i just took some
killer screenshots
Alr if i ping you here when i send them?
Thanks
Webtoon 
uuuu
that is supposed to be a zombie btw

That is a toad
Toads are NOT zombies
maxtech is ass vro
What the fuck
9
you have a calculator dumbass
No
I'm talking about
What a six seven is
i know what you are talking about
What the fuck is a six seven
Why do people love six seven
What is up with six seven
Gigamaxxing
something something together with fourty one
<w> looking ahh
So sixty nine isn't enough so we invented six seven
yes
167
it also has something to do with a mop headed kid
would be funny if they banned combination of the numbers altogeter
i hope he fails miserably
no i know
im talking about if they banned in in numbers like 1467
i forgor it exists
nuh uh
honestly just wonder what features it'll have to make me want to play
there is replayability rn just not exciting one
Imagine just trying to talk about something with an amount of sixty seven and your message just gets blacklisted
Like uhhh I have sixty seven knives
i'll love halfsword if thrusts and auto block and other control stuff are fixed
labubub
half sword if it was peak: adjustable auto block to reduce the amount of auto block or even just disable it entirely
yuh
whats wrong with thrusts
actually yeah
they dont really
work
They never get into the right spots
........... That sounded wrong for no reason
turn off lock on with z before thrusting
Why turn it off???
lock on makes stabs drift
Oh
oh i didnt know that
What's lab*bü? Is that the Chinese overhyped toy?
cursed fomo toy that sold like hotcakes world wide for easy profits and will just contribute to pollution
All of em?
yes
Must get one, to see
Yk, it's kind of wild how close we are getting to the realities depicted in cyberpunk 2077
whar
I wonder whats willies favourite food
politics!!!
but yuh
its safe to consider anything related to current world's state politics
actually I'm also curious, how would those cybernetic implants gets powered?
where do they get energy to do allat
calories?
maybe
reading through Beckett's Jyhad Diary again, forgot this book makes laugh a good bit at times lol
It's vampire the masquerade, if anyone is familiar with it lol
yes
calf as in leg or as in baby cow?
baby cow
i think i'll need to abandon games cuz of fucking school
sob
i need to kill either discord, games or sleep
kill discord and games
then after school you can come back and play HS EA
in a few years
i cant man
its like a 3rd week and im starting to hate every homework and teacher
thanks its ely-chan and i have no clue if you'll ever see light of her outside of my pfp
Prolly not but I'll look it up
gn cha
goob
Gooby
?
why is this so funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9mQ-yXtl04 always been peak always will
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in gta 6 animation system will be so dynamic for NPCs that this will happen naturally and will look normal
I got an ending in Silksong am very proud of myself
I'm trying to get a secret ending my friend told me about before I start act 3 but god damn ts hard
i applaud you for even finishing it (not my style of game), heard its dififultttt
goobnight chat
It’s funny, apparently I played hollow knight before I played dark souls. I could’ve sworn it was dark souls that turned me onto hollow knight, but there was a multiple month long gap between playing both games, so I guess logically it’d have to be the other way around
Silksong isn’t too bad in difficulty, somethings have taken me a few tries but nothing egregious so far
Still in act I though so I’m sure that The Horrors™️ await me still
Game is definitely made with hollowknight vets in mind tho for difficulty
yo
oy
i had a dream halfsword came out
I had a dream I found a screw driver and then I died
Was it at least a good screwdriver
the evil screwdriver
Oh yeah that’s right, rali were you here when I was recounting a dream I had a while ago where I got fucking votekicked out of it
I was there!!!
I voted yes
PEAK
i had a dream i saw people getting killed by goats
it's fun as hell
I love this game so much
oh you have no idea
how far have you gotten
have you found... him... yet
the only game with darksouls ish element is Noita
only cause it is so random, and i love Physics and destruction
noita 2 hypes me up
silksong is a very satisfying skill oriented game I think
like with dark souls stuff half the time you want to beat the boss just to get it finally over with
i sadly dont have the time to sit and learn it
fair enough
if you didn't like Hollow Knight you probably won't find redemption in Silksong
but I will say it's just hollow knight improved in almost every aspect imo
it's a VERY big game too
I just ||freed bellmont, and now I'm revisiting areas since I have the cling grip now and needolin||
I have played hollow knight and yeah you are right
i have a question does anyone knwo how to make npcs keep fighting with a broken arm etc.
oh you mean ||bellhart|| I was confused for a second
you're on your way then
actually I'm pretty sure with have you have you could start act 2 now
I'm sorry, I like constantly botch that locations name 
one of these days I'll get it
have you reached ||the blasted steps yet||
nope
just know that's where you can reach the place it starts
but I'd recommend doing everything else first
get as much as possible done
btw || pale oil|| is in act 2 so don't worry about that
if you want to think of the map in layers, I've gone no higher up than the 2nd layer
was it screwdriver or screwdriver drink
the latter is more understandable
and yeah everytime I get a new ability, I go revisit the path cutoffs I couldn't do anything with previously
I'm no stranger to metroidvanias, I'm familiar with their game lol
holy jumpscare
i have never been so scared in my life
will there be multiplayer mode with the update?like will there be any kind of playable mode that will have more than 1 people
local Pvp
okay
or well local coop
i knew something like that was teased but didnt knew it was being released
or i did knew but i forgot
anyways
Have you have done a run where you make base at Ruby's outside Louisville?
I have been through this area countless times and it just dawned on me recently that its a gas station with a civil second story house with a decent size plot of land all tightly packed. It's the perfect compound starter.
I've done several actually!
It's very good as a forward base and standalone
"slight scratch on the front"
the scratch:
I had never considered it before. Would have been a great FOB for my runs into the city. I usually make a campsite along the river.
So silly question, but with project zomboid I’ve always wondered how to go about setting up a base
Like ok, obviously board up windows and doors
But what’s keeping zombies from just breaking in, however long it takes?
How do you ensure that sense of permenance?
just kinda turns me away from settling down in one spot
What game is this
beamng drive
wtf is that video
Russian memes
fellow pizza tower player?
remember when luigi said its mansioning time and mansioned all over the place
Hmmm should i watch it or not
Yes
the map isn't really uh
layers
I mean
you'll see what I mean but everything is bigger than you expect it to be
when is the game coming out im bored
im going to explode if it comes out son
out of my tip
fr
Q4 of ts year
What
I mean more as in vertical layers
im creaming
exactly my point
the game spreads out
not necessarily just up
fair
yo
Okay
creaming
you try too hard to be funny
Cornball
I could believe the lack of effort
im not
YeH!! I spawned in Valley Station :)
EVEN DIH IS CENSORED
i kinda had to base theree




