#general-catfish-🐱🐟
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That's me
wait is it?
silly mod where's serious mod
Well since this server isn't currently consuming itself he has in a brief vacation
Thank god, that guy is such a loser
retsaE fo iaoM riS
Stinky jr
Yes youre right, hes named after you
You naming your cat after me means you admire me greatly
What a shame
He's all ears
this game has become good ?
its always been good since the custom movesets update
I don't think I will
I hate those cats
I like that cat
That cat is aight
Monkeycatluna!!!!
Look at this thing
what a thing
warhammer meme users might be bottom tier internet users
IDK probobly.
What’s a top tier internet user?
eh, its no monkeycatluna
lunaistabby
Is that kobold?
no
What is that creature
experiment from scav prototype
That is Expie from hit game Gunsaw/Casualties: Unknown/Scavenger Prototype
I can't play the game beceause it makes me feel too bad 
I do like orson's madness combat game tho
I hate the pain noises
or your character trying to kill itself if you get to sad and depressed
I can handle zomboid because it's unpreventable inevitable tragedy, but cas unknown is preventable tragedy mixed with the people who can prevent it being completely apathetic
which just makes me feel bad
so I will stick to my -5000 degree cyro nightmare hell zombie apocalypse instead 
Bro after he said he could fix her.
Ah. The Thing, the game
Wtf is this game 😭
nuclear nightmare
well in what context
I havent played since January? Did they make it more replayable?
No clue the vid is really old
I mean it looks like they have done updates which is good
The dev is out of prison
._.
What
i love this cat
imagine half sword with this sort of medical system
omg
me
realistic medieval medieval medicine and whatnot
what did they use leeches for again
To suck out blood
for what reason
they thought draining the blood would purify the body, Because the body would make more blood.
i thought it like actually worked though am i misremembering
w game
Fair enough
I would assume lacking a critical component for the body to function would harm combating many illnesses.
i think they did it for wounds
Leeches secrete anticoagulants that prevent blood clotting, which can promote wound healing i think maybe
@toxic thistle
In a minute i'm looking through bloodletting in which leeches where use
it would be pretty cool if you could warp like bandages on your wounds and like use leaches to regen faster
at the cost of bleeding
So they do I suppose but it's still blood letting, and unlike transfusion when your replacing the blood, if you drain to much blood from the host, well the host dies.
ofc
You would not be using leches for that.
it’d take a lot of leeches to do that though
in Half Sword? yes i would
@gusty geode
This guy gonna have his blood drain for the next fight.
it doesn’t drain that much blood
should willie have 4 litre of blood or infinite
I want my willie to bleed out
blood should regen like you sort of do in abyss
Penithhhhh
china and Germany friendly
ok i wont
This would be a wonderful April fools joke
that would be nice
Haha if you cut a willies head off it pops like grunt birthday party from halo
This is a wild first impression
chinese censorship is so peak 🙏
yall i got major news
Are you new?
No
Welcome
my left butt cheek hurts.
Oh
Just not here a lot
Fair enough
this is major
yes.
The game is sick though
we've all been there
My left buttcheek is sore from sittin all day 😭
May gonbe's left buttcheek rest in lebron 💔

I have no idea
I'm good now
Half-Sword
elaborate
this thing is taking my sanity
why does it spawn 4 hit to kill fodder that are winged + ranged AND do 2 masks of damage
who gave it the right
yes except you can only use iron armor and weapons
and can only speak in ye olde english
THIS GUY SHREDS
Funnily enough that's just black metal without distortion
lobotometal
Wow
why is the option to randomize my character greyeed out in the demo?
i am a peasant and want a pitchfork but the stupid button is greyed out
you need to go up the ranks
Real quick, how long do I put a potato in the microwave for
I’m tryna make a baked potato
want it soft?
4-5 min on high
try poking it with a knife afterwards to test the softness
also important to flip it and microwave it for 4-5 more minutes
hi silly
Thanks John
It's greyed out if you've already started the game. You basically have to restart the gauntlet to be able to choose your weapons again
no problem blurry face and i care what you think
OH COME ON
hey btw
liking silksong?
its my first metroidvania in like, years
PEAK BALL KNOWLEDGE
the best soda mentioned
i had guaraná today
so good
Cactus Cooler is actually peak
never seen it before
SHAW
Bro I'm not gonna lie I know who you are and that you live in Brazil but I forget your old name
Wait
You're sax
I member now
what does it taste like?
the very same
the fruit guaraná
no clue tbh
like the lime sweet?
like you notice the sourness?
not like a lime but kinda
it isnt really sour at all
hold on imma search it up rq
it also looks like an eye
very neat
no disrespect but those are creepy as fuck
thats the one
there is a whole ass story for it
guaraná is offended
and it is very creepy tbh
man carnivorous plants freak me tf out
The legend of guarana tells of the plant's growth from the eyes of a beloved Amazonian boy who was killed by Jurupari, the evil spirit. After his death, his parents planted the boy's eyes, and from them grew guarana, whose fruits resemble human eyes and grant strength and vitality.
thats the old one :D
Least disturbing south American folk tale
YES
they told me that story when i was six or smth
I hate plants they creep me out bruh
i love plants they creep me out
I watched little shop of horrors as a young child and haven't been the same since
why do plants grow to different forms and shapes and sizes if they face the same adversities?
Sax imagine falling into a giant pitcher plant
omg factorio engineer?
Razer sharp walls and digestive liquids that slowly corrode you
not a good day for me
my last day actually
i would just die
Or a giant Venus flytrap
Getting stuck in there as digestive liquids fill up around you
preferably not
Or even irl there's a species of vine that basically strangle trees
im gonna eat so much tonight asaskwjkaadsoobwjkalds
STRANGLE WHAT
Trees bruh
HOW
jesus christ
Man eating carnivorous plants are my greatest fear
we are lucky asf to not be prey to that shit imagine walking around the jungle and a bunch of vines just pull you up and strangle you to death
Second would be praying manti
insects are also messed tf up
BRO RIGHT
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING
ants be performing war crimes on a daily basis
they literally make sieges to rival ants
The 2006 king Kong movie fucked me up bruh
Ants are brutal
So are bees vs wasps
most insects are brutal imo
Have you seen the 2006 king Kong sax
Kong isn’t the only larger-than-life creature on Skull Island. Gigantic bugs are lurking in the pit that Carl (Jack Black), Jack (Adrien Brody), and the rest of the remaining members of Ann’s (Naomi Watts) rescue party have fallen into. Will they all make it out alive?
Film Synopsis:
Academy Award-winning director Peter Jackson (The Lord of...
JACK BLACK?!
i… am kong
the fun thing is this vine is also left standing alone after the tree finaly dies
ok that shit is messed up i hate it already
this is real this happens in the movie
real thing that happens
in the movie
as is decays the vine is strong enough to stand up alone
So creepy bruh
OOOOH I KNOW THAT
ITS THE ONE WITH THE SPIDERS
that became a meme in helldivers because bugs are beating our asses
coraline is weird to this day
on release
Bro that movie messed me up as a kid
yeah but imagine being 5 and watching it
true
i would cry ngl
thankfully i am autistic
didnt
just didnt fall asleep for a day
m0g is better (why is the word blocked???)
THIS shit should have happened in my first week of deployment
m0g is blocked for brainrot
understandable
not brainrot in this context
dinner time calls brb
should NOT have happened
200 million casualties in a week
The og pirates of the Caribbean were pretty brutal too
and this THING is here now
it is multiplying and travelling to different planets
nowhere in the bug front is safe now
hi
greetings
this guy is either 12 or 13
@dusky scaffold
horrid status
im surprised you didn't get banned
she/her middle finger
i still remember the day of the piewdiepie bridge incident 500050505050505050 ziolion bilion milion people died
issue is, making fun of someones death isn't politics its just being an asshole
no matter if they're a political figure
is it just me or is claptrap really fucking annoying
YOU are the problem!!!
he pmo
wish they werent
but they are
so guillotine it is
best course of solution is making them all past tense
viva LA or smth
im brazillian
no idea
better than fucking birmighan thats a fact
dont you diss brazil when you have that cancer attached
i live in the smallest big city of the country, wich is by standards just medium sized lol
my entire state is just 8.460 miles of territory
goddamn geographic peanut piece of land
dr mysterio :D
i was raised in an abusive household
the beards
angrynem
BITCH THSI CHICKEN IS COLD!
bruh
meow
pokes you
||||||||
|weey
are you real
you don’t exist
you aren’t real
chuddys not even real😭💔
CHICKENS COLD
@spark quartz would it be ok if i were to promote a small OC roleplaying, art channel
It has like 40 people total:|
There aren't any promotions allowed in the server I'm sorry mate
Understood
I'm not entirely sure how the rule works as it's quite vague so if you dm people or anything like that i don't think it's an issue, just don't promote it here
Got it
You can tech its slam by pressing v before it crushes you
they call me the champion of light
I'm not in a dark place, I am the dark place
proto armet !
Pointy diver helmet
punched the shit outta the guy and he cut his own head off
wait boss 3 uses half sword stance whenever you do overhead swings, he's actually smart wth
he’s using half sword because you’re wearing armor
Well he wouldn’t need to use half sword if he was truly smart
How do you even fight him with a custom load out
But that doesn’t work on gauntlet
Oh ok thanks
you can set what npc to spawn, no brains i like because i get to play as them with possess and im like the size of a tower
then its just npc, and bosses after that
bro left so fast
It's rolly folly
How's my favorite ourple name doing
I;m good!!!
Im thinking up a new sona for fun :)
The new sona should be a tree named gorc and has tree anxiety
I was thinking about raaabits
This
HELL NO
Why not 😭
vro that's not nice
Should I answer honestly

hehehe
Anyone else bumping suicide boys and bones while playing this game
What is the spiked lance in militia called
Spiked lance
This feels weird
What is this bro
is scorpion in smash broz ???
Yes!
All my homies main game and watch 🙏🙏
More like
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What the buck !
mmm splendid.
I Be Broling
@drowsy finch
i like gouda cheese
I believe in carl
meow
Be not your hands that I fall good sir
Aiiiieee
I love it when the stupid fucks are fistfighting in a corner and then I run up with a hammer in spoilance
And then they both give up
Josh brolin is badass
gawk gawk
From what I’m seeing rn
what a goober
Seeya later alligator
lmao
Thanks gang
tough
does this count as politics
it might be
زبعةي تاني 👌
🦅
you
w<
*throws brick at you
unity has dogshit renaming system which doesnt rename me 🤑
Debating the morality of showing up to a campus costume contest around halloween with the comicon cosplay I’ve been putting together for about a year now
No I’m not, it’s absolutely worth it to bury everyone else. I have the motorized chainsword prop, they don’t.
it'd be cool if they add dungeon like levels
cant wait for the game release
images you can hear
What preposterous individual is at my domicile at this hour?? 🎷 🎷 🎷 🎷 🎷 🎷
what u making
literally whatever i manage to
i have some concept but im not touching that until im in 20s prolly lmao
if ur asking about game scene specifically its a template
I wonder why,,,
sittin all damn day
what the hell were you thinkin?
Uhhh
invoke the 5th
but you cant prove nun
btw yall. did blueberry dragon get banned?
Who dat
did blueberry dragon get executed? 😭
no he just left
Prob just got tired of being a mod
Or couldn't keep up for life reasons
Halfcord grew pretty fast in a short amount of time
Or the community was too freaky
-# im talking at you jonkler.
-# you freaky bastard :3
Literally like summer last year the discord had like 12k members
hi glorby
Lets be honest. there are atleast 2k bots here
😭
and halfsword blew the FUCK UP
2k bots vs 124k real people
Still a lot lol
jonkler is a freaky-bot
i refuse to believe 65% of server's members are real people
I miss the woker
only real people here
are freaky mfs
aka me. jonkler. and people who keep wanting jiggle physics and toe physics
-# literally all of us
Halfcord today pales in comparison to halfcord a year ago
-# YES WE.
correct.
Halfcord in summer 2024 was my wild west
I swear. people were smexualising willie gore when it was added back. i dont know what the hell was wrong with people back then
😭
freaky ass fuckers 😭
My Renaissance, you could say
we need new one
We do
Mcwonder remember these
Yes I have them saved.
Θέλω να δω τον κώλο του Willie
mf started speaking latin
English only, you know better.
dont translate fr fr
сосиска
its definetly not a hidden messager
sosig
🤓 its actually greek
radal
why is your username screwed up
i definetly dint say that
what do you mean
deserved
what if i dont understand
I want gore.
when gore
awh. they removed the bot
of when gore
i cant read

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Sanest medieval community
Hey guys, sjust a funny question haha have you ever like litrlly had a moment wheres u wanted to fart but the fart gobbler gobbled you fart lol?
my left buttcheek still hurts 🔥
heblo
I AM FREE
it was right one
mcwonderbeast if you're reading this it was mean
I wonder why,,,,
goddamnit 😭
release the game im bored bye

she looks like this emoji
Tahoe gam is gae
RDR2 gave me a new set of eyes
it showed me how beautiful the world can be
and how annoying it is to hunt down raccoons
bruh wa
I have 60 hours on the demo gng release the full game
people these days not knowing patience
Imagine Willie on a 3D screen. Seeing Willie pop out of the screen, with blood
its tomorrow
half sword tomorrow
Just like detalrun and skong?
Dont lie filip key moon flag
Ello mantic
rookie numbers
Well that isn’t including the playtest
i decided to try real gamedev outside of roblox
utter dogshit tgat is considered industrial standard
im thinkig notch was right with own engine take
look at this bloody idiot, he throwed his own axe and cut himself, bastard
future gaijin dev
thank god
but clearly with amount of dogshit im being thrown at with
i wont have one
oh wait theres godot
yandev burned out a long time ago
but cannot just abandon game
cuz of all sponsoring it got
that and something with ego idk about
he also gets threats irl so hes too deep to jsut stop developing
he was awesome in no country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OroZo7TI-E i dont care what you say undertale was best thing that ever happened to the internet
SONG JUMPSCARE! Flawless is a song that I have had completed for many months, I just didn't release it because it was an OC song. And so. Song.
Frisk's journey is almost at an end. Soon she will face Asgore and leave the barrier, but not without final taunts from the monsters celebrating the impending death of the final human.
No matter how m...
songs still peak
i think Quandale Dingle was the best thing that ever happened to the internet
Cool
screw you
Do we lose baron if we die?
yes
Cats are not a solid being
the chalice
that isn't ai
I HAVE FINALLY MASTERED THE ART OF LEFT HOOKS
gn
A + B = AB but if B is V then A + B = L
but if A is R then A + B = P
thats the whole fucking chemistry
and im supposed to make a sense out of that
👍
yes i will question your taste in music
were the left hooks atleast good? 😭
Any fist players please rate my left hooks
tiktok edit ahh music
dont mind the music vro 😭
uhmm what do i do in this situation?
spin really hard
you're fixed now
i probably just gained my willie +10 mental issues from the brain damage 😭
its alright they will not be diagnosed
yes. this is the 14-1500's
medicine was "pray"
😭
and some sort of herbs that have parasites in em 😭
i wish i could be alive during such times gooblie snoobert
i wouldn't have a terrible peasant life working until my body falls apart I would definitely be a gladiator knight badass with a million bitches AND
rock the economy
then why am i not rocking the economy
walk it off or die from a cold 🥀
youre so full of shit
lets be honest. there is a 90% chance slavery would get you back then sadly. Wich is really unfortunate. that is the part i hate most about history
i feel bad for anyone who went thru that
but still
not me though
get born in a village, get raided by bandits, die at like 10 years old
slavery would get you guys I would be riding my dragon
You'd probably get executed by a 90 year old man claiming to be a messanger of the gods who acually has undiagnosed schitzophrenia
😭
i AM the 90 year old with undiagnosed schizophrenia dawg
i would hide in a very good spot and get revenge 10 years later like sifu
mauled by animals in the woods
yeah probably
Or watch your mother get drowned cause she touched a herb 🙏
you flee the nest right when you're born and start training then that way you're not tied down by parents and shit
i got a plan for this dude
Does anyone know about HS modded maps?
no :c
YESSS
i havent played half sword since it pissed me the FUCK off like months ago but i love you guys
AVERAGE halfsworder
rage quit for 6months
come back
for like 4 weeks
and then ger rage baited by a fucking middle aged bald man with a candlestick
ill be back when the full game comes out
and the quit for another 6 months
I also quit half sword because the UC was doodoo
Then got into exanima

what is UC
Ultimate Challenge
i never even fuckin got to uc
that one boss with the big spike stick he's a MOTHER
FUCKER
im also j bad at the game
Surprising you complain about him but not the commoner boss
commoner boss? scythe guy?
you just whip stools at him til he stumbles and then beat the FUCK out of him
but also shovels spawn there and those are like my excalibur
No, greatsword guy
Black gambeson greatsword guy
i vaguely remember just tryna run in so he had no distance on me and fuckin jigglin at his chest bits til soemthing happened
It sounds like you mostly played the abyss tho
is that your way of saying im ass
No
It's my way of saying you're a masochist
If i was a masochist i'd still be playin this shit lmao
but no i just dont remember much it was pretty soon after the new version came out
if thats still the new version idek, whatever was after demo*
I played for a little while and got pissed off fast and just quit
babymode shit yknow
Fuckem up guys
Wait do we also lose the gauntlet then like I have to go the entire way again? (I have won baron on my 1st try so I don't know)
yes
good preis Ungarn
uwe boll great movies sir
Thank you mister sir
Yep HS is a one time play
It's good but if you play it twice the charm goes away
But tbf it's a demo
nooo hiding in my room deleted all his old videos
this can't be
why tf do I have 150 hours on HS
maybe I was wrong

but idk
in my 3rd replay I felt like the controls were wobbly
the willie mind virus claims another victim
now I remember when I used to defend 0.5 demo to death while everyone was shitting on it
my nickname was "Sebastian (0.5 enjoyer)"
gauntlet isnt actually hard (apart from the fatal error challenge)
Real insanity comes in abyss mode
Oh I was just very very focused on doing it using only the half sword stance
Imagine charging at the plancon with a longsword
In half sword
fuckass braindead stick with nails
Never used it because of how boring it was to play with it
i do this tho
its the only way to beat it
arrest the shaft with your sword and clobber him with the hilt
I thought we all just went into half sword mode and push his stick away
I mean if you don't get hit sure
Yep
I just got stuck on it because every death without the sword in the abyss meant a reset
Also I had to win until comoner with hands
Because no sword
Half sword is meant to be played with half sword only
(I am autistic how could you tell)
really the most irritating thing is the spearmen
its always a spearman that does me in
half sword is meant to be played with anything but a sword
(candlestick)
try pushing their spear away
and then get closer
The bugged half sword is good at that
if you miss then you just get stabbed
or they sneak up on you and stab you in the back
You take a swing and change to half sword mid swing
i have slightly more then you
You get the vertical half sword
if they miss a thrust
152 hours
True
what could be possibly fun about half sword!!!
but when theres 20 total at least one will hit u
molesting willies
hitting their heads agaisnt the wooden fence
true
I don't know if that's a feature or a bug
same lol
Yes
why
there was no need to do that
by the way guys go play a nostalgic hangout trilogy on roblox
it's beautiful
I acknowledge your art
Uh no
What the hell
I only play steal a brainrot
Awesome
tf is wrong with these kids
meow night goobers
10:24 am
teaching kids how to pillage and plunder
is there a playtest anymore or is it combined into the demo 🤔🤔
demo
the warband will be inundated with new spear-danes looking to bring back booty to their ring-giver
with the blessings of wodin we shall bring back brainrot
why not
xavier renegade angel is so peak
the fact that the screenshots are from him literally arguing with himself is proof enough
watched teh whole thing
Guys i see some people on tiktok playing with new gore and i dont have that. The game doesnt have any new update. How can i get the new gore
wdym new gore
Like improved blood physics and stuff
compared to the gore we already have?
Hmmm should i send u images to compare? Are ur dms open
yea
anyone here have image privileges, i wanna post an all time "funny quip"
can i bestow my image and quip upon your personal inbox so that you may relay it in this channel
if the game's only demo how do people get mods cause ive seen multiple videos where people have stuff thats not even in the game
you can install mods on the demo
🤔
is that a yes
what is it
how do people have mods in an existing game version
i dont know
CAT
he really wanted the kill
yo
yo
Greetings
accidentally poured creamer in my cereal instead of coffee
I mean milk
fuck
I'm tired
Shoulda poured coffee in there
wish I had that much coffee
drinking coffee listening to will wood Sunday morning life is good
sad but good
I wanna get boba but campus boba tastes like SHIT
Wait so you poured milk in your coffee or creamer in your cereal
and they usually flavor the boba balls too which is awesome
creamer in my cereal
milk in my coffee is no big deal
Mhm
I'm not a big boba fan
BECAUSE CAMPUS BOBA KILLED MY TASTEBUDS OKAY


