#general-catfish-🐱🐟
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only found in abyss
u mean the candlestick?
huh
go in the game and youll find it
the hand light?
yes
no?
and the long peasant axe
yes
ide rather pick the candle stick
candle stick?
yes
i could show you the abilty of the hand light
hand light isnt anything special
show
it knocks the npc out cold in one hit to the head
ive already used it it doesnt compare
pitchfork kills an npc with 1 stab
but its annoying tho
so does the stool
skill issue
and the candlestick
and the hand light is?
wymmm
ye the hand light is faster
it sounds like you’re just bad at the game lad
record it and send it
idk how
no i just never cared to make vids yet
Good evening niche nation
dude almost every weapon is better than the hand light fr
I think cherry is the nichest fruit
i think you’re wrong
I think you need to tell me what is the nichest fruit
Right now
persimmon fruit
okay i got it
how do i put it in chat
The mango is too mainstream
MUSTAAAAARD
Exactly
Holy cow
😂
Too recognizable
drag n drop
Today is a crazy day
lops?
One and the same
horseapples
ok
6 7
dude cherry on top
drag the file from the folder and drop it here
Grape ain't even in that gif
it wont let me put it in dc
u dont have image perms
ur new to the server
damn
u have to level up boah
well i can exsplain what happend
brah
i hit him in the head he got brusied and couldent get up
almost every weapon is better
the second guy i killed
hammer does the same
stool too
wooden shovel too
maces too
it dont hit the same way man
polearms too
idk how to exsplain it
wtv
even the buckler
IS there any way to play the abyss demo?
yeah press abyss button in the menu
I really liked the over the top gore and blood, where you dyamnically get covered in huge amounts of blood whenever you slice someone or disembowling them
No, the old one
yeah the buckler
nope
the old one is abyss mode bro
the only thing different with it is that you cant exsplode somones head
he meant the old dismemberment and combat
ew
peter wdym ew
yeah and dismemberment wasnt every part of willies body
old combat where armor worked 75% of the time instead of 99.9% of the time
only thing i liked with it was that if you hit somones head hard enough it would exsplode
old combat was so cheeks
now u can do the same cuz with maces and stuff u can crack someones skull open and deform their faces
don’t pretend like new combat isn’t 12x better
its just hard to do
im not saying the new combat isent better bro
the sword swinging was better tho
nah
they dont
why not
theres already semi procedural face deforming and cracking bones
ye but like
u can already pretty much destroy their face
it takes too much time
yeah but semi procedural is way more realistic
they need to add organ physics
they will in early access
yea galaxyhighmarshal said it
wait so i will have to buy the game for money?
i think yea
how much?
if its over 30 bucks i aint buying it
probably 15 or 20
good
this game is good it just needs some popular person to sponser it
caseho played it
yeah its kinda underrated
caseoh*
ye
ofc
i liked it lol
good
yeah it was easier and more dramatic but new one more realistic
?
i dont really care about realism
the devs do tho
Cap
when i played the demo i got kicked out
thats fair
randomly
yeah it was too janky for me
half sword lowk peak
ima go play half sword now
New dismemberment has you slicing people in half with an axe
lops dont start the text to speech thing please
A peasant axe
old dismemberment too fym
old dismemberment was even more exagerated
bro it happened almost every weapon fr
My OC got his leg cut off and chest concaved by a metal door
Alive for about 3 minutes
oc?
Before he perished
Yes original character
whos ur oc
His name is micah schmitt
This is in a fantasy world
Where mythical creatures exists
Faes, deerfolk, valkeryies
You name it
i want whatever u had to smoke man
NOOOOOO IVE GOT A FUNNY HALF SWORD IMAGE I MADE AND I CANT POST IT
#photography📷 i think u can post it there
ok bet
There was this project called the salvation project (bonus points if you know the game)
It imprisoned them all
And turned them into weapons
So micah
He got hired as an architect intern
ok posted in photography
To build cages
look at it
He did all the dirty work
ri zz
But then due to poor maintenance a spark arose
So a creature emitted flammable gas to escape the cage (httyd reference)
Lore
no politics
So the cage exploded releasing a huge amount of pressure
The only weakpoint was the door
robert kirkman is the guy that made invincible im wrong
mods said not to talk about it
gah damn
okie dokie
His soul possessed a foxy plushie though
And is now a architect student
But he has PTSD from metal doors
Because one cut his leg off and concaved his chest in making his throw up blood for three minutes…
He died a horrible and slow death
Im done yammering about now
Unless yall wanna hear my other OC’S lore
NO NO NO THANK YOU
Lol
Its way more gory than micahs
NO STOP LOPS
NO
Muhahahhaaha
why why why why why why why why why why
You gave me a reason to brag
BECAUSE
I wrote this characters lore (not micahs)
I know you were already informed but I enjoy being all powerful so im gonna repeat it, no POLTIKS!
my friend said the o'driscols were his favorite characters in rdr2
Hes a veteran and it took an hour too write each battle
I need to go ahead and work on my 3rd
Where can I send pics
Ah yeah, it’s called the gold ball stick
I sent it
How does it make sense for my body to be split in half by that
Is that normal
just made my first mod
k
yo alan what weapon should i make next
a flashlight
huh
CHAMPION OF LIIIIIIGHT!!!!
hmm….
i think now i feel chromes pain
yo could be nice
but it will look more like a plain stick with a handle
or maybe
alr did
ok ill try to do sum
tbh i just did the gogendag cuz @lament merlin told me to
GAH DAMN
ima make a baseball looking like one tho
wait
bro did everything
yeahhh this is why im afraid of new weapon modder
s
people might accuse me of plagiarism
nah ill just clear it out
found it
ill say u did it first if they accuse u
or if i did it first ill just say its ur version
damn that looks fun to use
cuz people told me to do a morning star
and u already have it
have u done something like this
not yet bcz it looks hard to use
i mean 1 handed hammer ig
no not yet
🐴
yes
i need someone to rate my mod
i mean it says suspicious file i just contacted nexus
so ig they will fix it
yo i have an idea u could make
since u made a baseball bat
what if u add spikes
u have to install OVRDTH_SELECTOR
then put the loadout mods inside the pooled_saves folder
is this the macahuitl if it wasn't aztec
its missing gaps but its good since its hard to make gaps and stuff in half sword modding
I wonder if it would be possible to put many resized ultra sharp swords in a stick
You'll have to ask #modders-guild-hall unless someone here answers your question first
i think it doesnt work like that
i mean
u have to copy and paste another weapons values
so if i copy paste a sword blade then choose its position and scale and stuff i add it depending on what i said it would be
its complicated
I thought it did
because iirc
a guy's mod had a shovel
which was made of resized multiple swords or knives
yeah chrome has a shovel
i mean chromes shovel has 1 big blade and thats it
I think it was bitter relative's shovel
he also made a spiked mace which had an axe head on the other end
pretty crazy stuff
DANG
the Svärdstav ima make will prob just be a spear stick and then i get a longsword blade and swap it with the spear's spike
so u can cut willies limbs from far away
nvm the axe was the primary head
thats still sick tho
He also made a manga accurate dragon slayer
I think you already saw that one
yeah
R.I.P
What a silly goober
nya
This game is 15th century right?
yes
Thats still early enough to perhaps add some eastern roman mfs 
It's from 15th century
Oh fr
It's not a rapier
It's another cool spanish sword
It was used by the colonizers too
So yeah that sword colonized america
Espada ropera?
Yes
Well ghe ropera is mid 15th century if im not mistaken
That’s when it first appeared
In spain
Yeah but the ropera (rapier) is a civilian sword
And it's mostly good for thrusting
(Not saying it can't cut lol)
Devs pls add the punta y corte
🥺
Pirate looking sword
Not really
Pirates used alot of stuff
Sometimes rapiers
But rarely
Theyd use axes, sabers (aka cutlass when it was shorter and used for docking)
The paramerion was earlier than any common european saber tho
It first made appearances in 10th century east rome
It was a slightly curved one handed sword
So basically a saber
The paramerion wasnt used much by civilians or militia tho it was
Most likely primarily used by nobels
Thats why most depictions of them show people like saints or angels holding them
They may have resembled nobility and importance
The average paramerion that mightve been used by a lower rank person would probably be pretty shitty
Thought it was depicted being used by cavalrymen alot
So
Thats that
I meant it kinda gave the pirate vibe
Piracy has been around for ages so it wouldn't surprise me if they used all sorts of weapons
Also weren't corsairs pirates but authorized
No idea but I know for a fact government sanctioned pirates existed
Aren't those what buckoneers were?
However you spell it
The guys who stole from spanish ships
Yeah I'm pretty sure they were hired by the English government
And given part of the booty
Yes, spain was pretty rich back then
And had a big ass colony
Almost the entirety of america was theirs
Makes me want to play AC4
Those sea battles must have been brutal
Life at sea was brutal
Chat do you know of any of these types of buildings outside of these locations?
Yeah but I'm not telling u
I really need medications for how obsessive I've been getting 
here
rali you smell of starch and basement
Probably like electrical transformers or maintenance sheds
Privateers
I meant for more locationss
not hwat they aree
oh lol
sorry
Another long day at the darktide factory… (using same photo because I’m lazy)
Sam
Hello mods.
I just have a question, purely curiosity to see bleed over of different things.
How many messages have you guys had to delete today?
where is the civic with a laptop i want a piece
yurr
not enough, aparently
I don't think that's an question we need to answer
You don't have to but I'm just curious as this place is completely unrelated to said most probable deleted message.
As I was saying I was curious of bleed over.
i believe they don't keep track of that stuff
Somewhere between 1 million and 0
Guys why is the developer making a birdhouse
yeah basically
Set dressing for the world I'd imagine. They have said time and again that what we play in the demo is nothing like what the final game is gonna be.
Bird weapon
Wait that's actually fire
Watch it be an open world game
We can send eagles at people like Peacemaker but you gotta raise em from birth in real-time
Ye Olde Eagly
maintenance points for grids i believe, you can actually find tools and even welding gear in there if lucky no meds tho
the goat has returned

hi
Hai
Sam do you like this armor
i don’t understand the helmet
i like everything else other than the knees
soulframe...they made..
they made another..
warframe..
another grindfest?!?!?
(acting like i didnt play it for weeks straight at one point)
another Warframe?
when is the next "warframe killer" coming out
same with tarkov killer
same with cod killer
helldivers 2
how much is helldivers?
idk
Thinking about how before I knew anything about warhammer and warframe, I used to think they were connected lol
yeah 40$
i love helldivers
bro knew negative information about warhammer and warframe 😭
i want stalker tarkov without spending a week on modding
FOR SUPER EEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHH
isn't modding tarkov literally hell?
I am much better informed now lol
i meant stalker but pretty sure it is
god, to make a LAN tarkov server just to play with friends sounds like hell in earth
FOR DEMOCRACY
oh yeah
yeah it's different tho, wayyy different tbh
your name with spaces confuses me
HELL YEAH
why
How does one come to own 40,000 war hammers? Does the lore explain?
brain hurt
I couldn't get to play Warhammer 39999
it is still grindy but it's a lot more single player focused, it's also totally playable singleplayer
gotta play the other 39999 games to know the lore
i sure did
Geeze Louise
well I'm guessing they should add level to embed in art as well
Perhaps
😨
actually i would be the princess that they save
mods
take him out back
execution in 5 minutes
😭
thats crazy
just gotta be honest 😅
bro might be a bit appreciative of the drawings
can a girly not admire the drawings 😔
i dont think thats admiration
women arent allowed in halfcord
they're scary
hi
lol
dw i'm still one of the dudes
see
hes scary
-# hmmmm, power dynamic 🔥🔥🔥
Sam has 17 confirmed kills when he was in Nam
So uhhh we all heard the news right
woah the sword does that!?
don't mention it!
oh thats cool ig
silly mod is someone you should look up to
he never mod abuses
unlike sam
Sorry
hmmm
speaking of nam, i just got arma reforger!!!
my bloodline probably has around that number
unc was a tank gunner
I dont think i can verify that
That's ok bro, no politics are allowed here for obvious reasons lol
yeah me neither lmao
Admission of guilt!?
"yall heard the news right?" is such a scary sentence
my grandfather was a colonel in the US army during WW2, he fought in the European and Pacific front
silly mod can do no wrong. He only mod abuses those who deserve it (shitzon)
Neat
true
one of my great great great grandparents or something like that fought in the American Civil War
there's a joke i won't make
but uh
cool
-# are you like 6.25% british!?
or am i bad at history…
no but im around 25% north korean (actually a true story, genuinely)
with how many territories the british had i think we're all 6.25% british lol
My German grandparents during ww2, grandma hid in a bunker a bunch of times and my grandpa was sent to the gulag for 3 years after being captured.
god i love brigandines so much
after... being captured...?
here's vietnunc
Yes he was a soldier
6.25% is like 1/8th right?
im bad at maths atm
helmet's nice too
multiply ~6 by 8
On the flip side my family also owned a pharmacy and hid people in their attic. Though he lost the pharmacy after the war
LMAO
thats a bit off the mark…
i'm a proud scot 🏴
i'm not gonna lie i don't really like Sallets
i dont know the countried my 16 grand grand parents are from
im not a huge fan but the french ones are cool
i'm a proud earthian
Astounding
my favorite helmet isnt even medieval
were you planted as a seed in fertile soil?
earthian for life yo...
aren't we all?
you could say that
we are all born by the earth, we all die by the earth, and we all return to the earth
one way or another
that seems boring
my eyez burn
I should get a job and save up for 80 years to pay for a rocket to get shot into the sun
added a z for extra coolness
hell yeah
i whooped a guy in sparring the other day who wronged a friend of mine
i want to go out midsommar style
pretty proud
elon do it for 50 bucks
whats midsommar
what?!
nothing
okay! :3
it's a movie
if you're under the age of 18 don't watch it
@last grotto 40 if u bring ur own rocket
im 18
YOOOOOOOOO ITS MY GIF HELL YEAHHHHH
oh midsommar
well then view at your own discression
isn't it an actual thing in Sweden?
why would i pay someone to launch my rocket into space
probably just minus the cult
ive watched worse movies probably
falling off the rock way orrr
nice
maybe, it's pretty bad
yeah
they believe in the birth thing
any kcd2 players here?
i loved midsommer
@last grotto u aint gonna need the money xD
"hey any cows at this dairy farm"
lmao true kinda a dumb question
might be a 7 11 on mars if u lucky
oh its that one? That doesnt seem that bad
so they put up a little wood statue and burn it but it's actually meant to be about kids and whatnot, happens whenever Sweden gets more sun than night
https://open.spotify.com/track/4hzQiLRLgRebxzO4CliDQE?si=41522fb391844063 Pretty peaky, My Friends
nah i'm joking it's really not lol. most of us are, well i say most but a lot of people here come from steamers
or something like that honestly
okay cool
im feeling quite hungry
I'M FEELING QUITE HUNGRY!!!!!!
@last grotto holf f aight dnt pay him thn xD
okay!?
okay cool..
silly mod im gonna rip your fingers off so you cant type ever again

uhoh
what is this in reference to
also im now hungry thanks
jokes on you i'm actually a supercomputer linked to a neural network of tubes and fluids that keep me alive, i actually have no physical form and instead type using my thoughts
@spark quartz can i cheat on my driver's permit test
no but it's incredibly easy
the test was easy asf
Are you turing complete?
real image of silly mod
it was all about paperwork and how many points i need on my record until they send me a letter to tell me to think about my actions N shi
beep boop i'm a computer
all the rules of the road questions i got right
that doesnt seem like a good life
did you not pass?
i didnt because of all the weird paperwork shit 
i mean you can but should you?
zamn gang try again
you got this
i got like 5 tries for the theory and 5 tries for the practical and passed…
but tjats in thailand
if i'm being honest most things i learned about driving haven't been from a test
like driving is totally different from the test, the laws are the same but the rules fo the road are different
I dont think the test teaches…
u can cheat the theory test but not the practical
nah it informs and makes sure you were informed
but whats the point tbh
one of the questions was literally like "how many points do you need on your record for us to send you a letter saying that we're going to consider asking you for your permit back" and it was like TWELVE
well i mean yeah ig thats a given tbh
i learned how to drive with beamng and a logitech
like the idea that an exam doesnt encompas actual driving and more of justs laws
i learned how to drive when i escaped antartica
goddamn penguins held me there for months
i learnt to drive in the bush with 2 drunk nutt naked aussies with a cup of water between me legs...true story
thats a weird number
tell me you live in america without telling me you live in america
oh wait aussies
aussie xD
basically british but texan
what do you call the rednecks there? bogans or something?
australia is the texas of the (former) british empire
litteraly swamp men or rednecks
thats what we call floridians here
swamp men
Thats just Florida man
xD lmao
or louisianians
easter lives in a troll cave btw
Genuinely go on Google right now and type in your birthday, including the year, followed by “Florida man”
You’ll get something wild
oh easter check your dms stinky
i know mine by heart
"florida man twerks for officers, gets tased"
Mine told kids at a playground how babies are made
I think Thats worse
lmao that reminded me of something from middle school
we were learning abt that chimpanzee that ripped that ladys face off and this one kid thought a chipmunk ripped her face off
one time a cop stopped me and my friend thinking we had littered (There was an arizona can on the ground i was kicking) and the police officer asked for our name and I said bob dule
@pale bough a bugs life? xDD
bro is the chat killer
lmao
beh
babbit
Is that the real Alan Wake?!
buny
no way
i slept for 4 hours 
sleep more
id say sleep less
too much
what are they even adding to the game
It looks like props, armors, shields, and new faction banner desgins
Also a crossbow, a rework on blood
They fucking put me in fortnite
remember when they showed the crossbow sneak peek
and everyone was saying it was a shotgun
while others pointed out how jacked willie looked
blunder bust
I mean yeah I know what you mean
how does one even think that's a shotgun
They didnt' see the cross part on the cross bow.

i don’t think you should hate others for not knowing niche information
but they still insist it's the same exact thing
😭
i think people who like niche things enjoy teaching people about what they love
at least in my experience
I avoid the snobs and elitists
true
true true
i love teaching people about schizo games that I have
I think the difference is visible
hand guard
thicker blade
2nd is a rapier
what is the one with the open hand guard
punta y corte
they're similar but not too similar
yes
most important difference is that one is a military weapon and the other is a civilian weapon
and one is from 15th century the other one is from 16th iirc
the rapier?
mm maybe something right after the rapier i feel like it was a different name
maybe though i can't really remember
our history teacher taught us that pulling your sword out meant dueling to death between the spanish colonizers
ah the smallsword!
i still dk how to mod the game even tho i want to use a rapier in halfsword </3
Have you not heard of a swept-hilt rapier?
yes but that's not it
the blade is also thicker
You can't say the difference is visible when there's a version of rapier that looks nearly identical
poky stick
i want a rapier cuz i would assume its light weight enough not to wiggle from willy not being strong enough </3
both are spanish just different time periods and purposes
ohh
ok sorry for that I just want it in the game because it's 15th century so it should be ok

really? i thought early rapiers were a little later, that's so cool!
help
ok nvvrm i see the ladder
well that was fast
ok hl2 is not as bad as i felt it was
however black mesa is still ass
why do i have puple sword shethe
Half life 2 is one of the greatest games ever made
Anyone else like doing this?
when multiplayer gonna be added
ehh
i dont remember how phrase should sound but
its better than average game of that age
Im curious, what are the chances that half sword is multiplayer
I just really wanna beat a friend of mine in this game
😭
right now? none
Also when gun update
maybe later
Ok gun update later
Never, closest thing that they'll add is the crossbow
You can do a LAN server
you need to use mods however
And I've heard it's painful to set it up
Somebody better make a gun mod
Ok thanks for info
olythos goes so hard
i swear to fucking i dont remember the actual phrase i'll lose it
help
better of its age?
what
good for its day?
where the fuck am i
I'm happy we've reached a point in prosthetic limbs (specifically the Hero PRO) where the hand can be detached, and move..ish around wirelessly,
when the fuck does somebody do a Fergus Reid cosplay?
Another victim to the exanima propaganda
That's level 2.5
Also known as the catacombs
looks fun so far
can i use slashing weapon to kill skeleton
dont do that
You'll die
Well actually
It depends
Man exanima is sick as hell but I cannot make real progress/figure out the ability system for the fuckin life of me
bro
What slashing weapon is it?
sword
1 hand or 2 handed
shortsword
one did already
Ez, all goes to physical abilities, coherence and continuity 2
It sucks to lose hp on examima
ion like this level even though rewards are clearly good
In the 9.3 beta there is a secret area in that level
But idk if you're there
You should atleast get the ornate sword
i left already
can i eventually get some kind of light magic so i dont have to fucking run with torch all the time
Do you want spoilers?
how is that spoilers
Because it is
jst yes or no
||In level 3 there is a night vision helmet||
It's hidden tho
how does that work 😭
Magic
Or you could've gave the torch to derrin
who the fuck is derrin
The guy you were supposed to pick up at level 1
🤦♂️
is it the one that said "hello?"
oh i killed him
💔
he didnt do any interactions
Thats weird
It's nice to have him
It makes exanima feel less lonely
And can be a good support
i mean i can restart but thats no fun
Yeah
Stay on your lone wolf path
Btw
Learn force spells
is there an ending or i just go on until i die
And get manouvering on armor 3 asap
Not yet
sob
But you barely started the game
ima just wait until i fall into one of the holes
ok i gotta go to school i shall come back and yap more later
Some holes dont send you to the void
Where does bro live
It's almost 2 am

4pm and its kinda teacher doing it so we can pass
It’s been a crazy day
what did you do today to make it crazy? :3
invincible meme? in this economy?
noedendag
i am back
just ranted to my friend about The Truman Show for like three and a half hours
I love this movie so much
thats real
#edit #trending #ryangosling #drive #foryou #fyp #shorts #viral #movie #memes #edit #relatable #batman #meme #moviememe #bladerunner #literallyme #lalaland #thefallguy
jesus christ
tf is this seller smoking
500 usd for i5- 10400, nvidia GT610, 16 gb ram, 512 gb ssd and 500 w power supply
you can get the parts for it separately for 230 dollars
100%~ markup is wild
isnt this guy dead?
my mod got tagged as suspicious 😭
concorde cockpit 👍