#general-catfish-π±π
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just like the other tf2 abbreviated game
idk man i win a fair amount of my fights with him but you gotta have teamates with a brain
ronin is female
tf2 is like cod to me in that you need to have adhd or superpowers to play
everything is going on insaenly fast
is my ronin trans? π
Ronin named Lily
apparent
ghost of yotei devs got extremely drunk and partied upon another gta 6 delay
i would do that if i liked gta anymore after the brainrotting experience gta online is
okay so like insurgency sandstorm has a shit ton of negative reviews on steam
is Delta force good?
i heard a ton of shittalk about the anticheat
It's just call of duty with a reskin and heroes
dude i think only looking at negative reviews might be a bad idea if you intend to buy games
i might be delusional
anyways maybe i should buy hunt showdown seems pretty fun
Hunt showdown is pretty good
please release pelase release
I mean the game Def looks like it plays well and the animations are super good but its literally just call of duty with a reskin lol
You could like it idk
You should play the finals tho
the only reason i dont play cod is because its like 300 fucking gigs
i did but like
mehhhhh
too many weird weapons
i just want guns and to shoot people
Haha if you feel that way about the finals you'll love delta force
boots on the ground type stuff
can u release the game
Yeah I'll do that right now
but like what about the shitty anticheat
good boy
shitty in terms of;
breaks other anticheats
not like,doesnt work
like there are 54k negative reviews for delta force on steam
like at this point i want to play valorant again
but i cant because i need to turn on safeboot and risk having to redownload windows again
stupid ass riot anticheat
guys
looks like a type of ape but it has alot of sharp teeth for some reason
or maybe idk dinosaur or something
space monkeey
sea?
i dont see any fucking water
so its like a sea monkey
but its actually a monkey
its like Primadon,the titan of the East from deepwoken
really niche reference
look up primadon deepwoken
Yes?
Deepwoken
im guessing its something like this guy
it has both sharp teeth and flat teeth meaning it eats plants and meat like a monkey would
okay so its not a giant monkey
:(
why does it have flat teeth then
those are for plants and stuff
fish gorilla
it throws rocks at you and stomps
funni little boss
its pretty easy to parry tho
prolly cuz it looks cool
alot of designers slap stuff on monsters cuz its badass
not saying thats bad
sharp teeth are cooler
and would make evolutinary sense

what game is this
that guy is playing No Mans Sky
im assuming its like a fantasy sci fi game?
you explore planets n stuff
its like minecraft but in space
ah ok my bad
i only know the word from Subnautica
i should play that game even tho i have a phobia of deep water
:p
i shat my pants while playing that one pool part in Half life 1
talking about subnautica
it might be better when its not half sworded
the deep is calling you
i lost my interest to play after the SoO changes
honse
no mans sky? you can build your own ships. i recommend it
No politics please
The bobby
i have a 20-25 page essay due tomorrow
e
very fun
i am 15 pages in

the deadline of one day is kinda wild ngl
who
is
charlie kirk
was that the guy who looked like butthead
beavis and butthead was so popular they made butthead real
still rip even if i dont know who he was
assassins creed !
who was this fucking guy what did he say
?
whar
i genuinely am curious and idk who he is
you set your self up
plotittycs
just so yall know politics talk is banned
wait really?
salamonca money
ts dude looks like the guy who was in the mental ward
fat epstein
the moment i get my shit together insane news happen
smh
its very much politics
dude wasnt just some guy on the street
im sayinπ
yep
but thats another conversation
about politics
a man who wishes me dead gets no concern from me when he is dying
so
dude was a genuine dickhead but it doesnt warrant getting shot
from what i hear atleast i still have no fucking clue who he is lmao
Context please? Who got shot?
czy ten typ jest zjebany
nice getting death threats over telling you not to argue politics in a game server
holy shit did you guys see charlie kirks execution
mf called it an execution
o tobie mowie to tez polak jest
you dont survive a gunshot to the subclavian vein
cool
Ah I see, never mind I want no part in this, just looked up the content
huhh
nah
you told me "i hope you get shot" bro
bro bled like a half sword character i didnt realise how accurate the game was holy shit
i mean u death threatend him....
and ur arguing politics
im trying to see whos online
rn
what the fuck are yall dimwits talking about
legit what
@spark quartz
guy got shot and some guy is death threatening anothr guy bc he said he doesnt care lmao
insane
politics, everyone is talking about it and we got some dude whos really effected by it he death threatend someone
this chat is fucking stupid
thank u
i can very much see that
and hes gone
gg
thank god
this mf was a dickhead in the morning too
gg ez no re
thanks vigilante mod
im so happy i dont have to debate this idiot
We love you dude.
shut yp im not talking to u stink face
bro had depleted iq
i told him to chill down with politics in the chat
he told me that a man is dying and im vile for not caring
i told him that man is an asshole to people like me so i literally dont care what happens to him because he would NOT for me
he told me he wishes i got killed
Ah ok so he started getting political first
so there is this politcal thing that just happend so everyone kept mentioning it, i said to everyone to stop talkimf about politics, he said its not politics, archi backed me up, he death threatend archi
a lotta people die
is this a threat
right but if it was someone left wing it would be a horrible tragedy that shouldnt be desensitised
Stop
ill keep my political take on this off here but i literally dont care for most of public figures
that's a promise
I want to reiterate the rules of this server, one of which is no politics
especially these kind of figures
only famous person i cared about that died recently is ozzy and the pope
ozzy was a goat
but this has far reaching impact on the political operations of the world
I knew it was gonna get brought up
ill leave it there
lowk i couldn't give less of a fuck about politics π
rue
These two things go hand in hand
yes
STOP
i only knew about it because i was downloading an eminem song
what the hell
didnt all that guy do was debate kids that are easy targets about politics about which they knew nothing about
QUIT THAT
legitimately nah
bro thats fucking insane
would be big news if a world leader died or something
mutes gon be handed out like crazy
ong
it's not funny when you do it
especially that every other day someone does political shootings in america
free timeouts
blooooocked
bruh
your name will be first on my roblox kos list
FUCK YOU
do not step foot on roblox
who the fuck even plays roblox
roblox opps situation is crazy
pedo blox
I've bought 8.1m robux and dipped
barely touch that game nowadays
js combat warriors nonstop
sell me acount for 1 peso
no,
i do
yes
you don't count as someone
oh that explains why you hate it
you hate yourself
charlieeee
happens to everyone
makes sense now
will they add 1v1s
multiplayer? probably
ok mr booster
did they nerf candle stick staff
fucking hell
my role is higher than yiurs
ok ΠΠ°Π½Ρ
they should add flamberg into the game
i have sword ideas
bro still has the savetf2 thingy
tell me maybe i can make them as a mod
gg
how to beat the commoner boss bros range is insane
go peasant
and pitchfork
axe
ok ty
my brain overheating :c
they should add flameberg long sword raiper a wood stick estoc
dude dies from a thigh wound
all of those
go on
let me think of the ones i forgot
a raiper?
they should add a machine gun
rapier*
rapier?
rapier...
yes raiper is a long thin sword
rapier
rapier not raiper
you're saying rapier
that is mainly for cutting and stabbing'
its rapier not raiper
mb
yeah
theres already a rapier in the game
rapiers are goated
good suggestion
fake
and flameberg
how come i can spawn one with the enhancer
can u show me how it looks
the flameberg?
does it LOOK like a rapier
no
no i want the guy to show me rapier ingame
not that
and theres one in chromes mod
im figureing out how to send a image
idfk who named it rapier but that is not a rapier at all
real
yes
it was made by germans
anyways chromes334 mod haves it
for fencing
ik
then why not the devs add it
what about the flameberg
busy making birdhouses
they will add more shit later
More than likely its something they've discussed and maybe something they'd add in the future.
yue
i have a feeling bird house is gunna be more op than the candle stick staff
yes
for real
birdhouse is meta
STOP
dude did you guys hear the news
Don't say it
politics arent allowed
heres flameberg image
did you guys hear the news
they need to add flameberg sword and blade
did you guys hear the news
hey politics aren't allowed
the mcrib is back
ik what a flamberg is
I'm not talking about politics I'm talking about the news
where'd you get that from
same but politics aren't allowed
i love #savetf2 he has a whimsical and fun aura
sorry
shit my gifs arent loading
oh well its gif roulette time
hes a chill guy
I'm not talking about politics though
what's this achivement about
I wasn't talking about politics either but they aren't allowed I guess
i don't play hollow knioght
I beat pantheon 5
Nope, they aren't
It's in the rules
anyways ima play the game now
watch out.. slurs aren't allowed...
okay??
I am so indubitably sorry
guys did you hear the news, deeznuts breaking news said skibiwillies will take over the country!1
I fucking did it man
congratulations!!
six seven is a slur
real
do yall also feel bad for willy when you blow his head smoove off
six seven
six seven jumpscare
oh i see
I feel a sense of pride
why is discord speaking messages someone help me
you have to beat a buffed version of every boss one after another
Nobody is going to believe you.
i didnt press anything and my computer is reading messages
how do i turn this shit off
kuba is from cuba (real)
I HEAR EVERYTHING
my computer is speaking in broken english
the point is kind ayou maybe cant ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

oh no i'm a lower role than someone that spent money on a discord server! what will i ever do?
help
discord settings, accessibility
yeah cuz we are using the command / tts
when chatting
no we ain't
hhheee hhheeears lettersssssss bruhhhhh
why is it saying the stuff that you guys type wth
six seven six seven six seven six seven six seven six seven six seven six seven
how do i turn it off
magic
pregante will E next update is real coorect
how do i turn it off
mango mango mango mango mango mango mango mango mango mango mango mango
we hacked you and we are talking through your camera we are Chinese we hacked america bro π¨π³ πͺ
???
I didn't spend money
on a discord server
Don't start spamming again ffs
not that
i don't even have a credit card linked to my discord
okay u silly goobert
TURN IT OFF
Willn't
oh so you have a nitro sniper got it
average big server general chat experience
bla bla bla ble ble ble blu blu blu ha blublublublublu
Istg it's Neverending
WHY IS IT SAYING THE STUFF YOU GUYS TYPE
HOW DO I TURN IT OFF
dude is a phobia in being right
willie should have a willie and willie will willie
you don't
wdym
u cant
some words r allowed
quite hypocritical aren't we now
you will never turn it off you will always hear us cro
??
i hate you kuba
you've been everything but right so far
we are the voices in ur head
i love you lets marry
what's telling you that I have a nitro sniper
wtf is a nitro sniper
I WANNA PLAY HALF SWORD LEAVE ME ALONE
bot that looks in servers and auto claims nitro
iirc
oh ok
you cant escape us we are in ur walls
o k . o k . o k . o k . o k . o k . o k . o k .
you are
did i just hear
i get nitro gifts
do u want screenshots
finnaly it stopped
see you agreed
never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never
gargantuar ragebait
NOOOO
gonna give you up never gonna let you down
He says egad
keep telling yourself that mr nitro sniper
yes yes yes yes yes yes
Hi mantic welcome to the shit show
what is the word he says that sounds like it ends with an r
is this the REAL john britain?
mr??
do u want screenshots of my nitro gifts perhaps
egad
is it really egad
egad
i don't want none of that photoshop
wtf is happening. I havent been active here today
why is there a lugigi mansion in half sword
It would be easier to tell you what didnt happen
so i will explain, willie went willie shop will and he got a willie will
average day in the general catfish channel
Because thats how you want to hear it so you do
i dont want to hear it like that dude
Photoshop on phone I guess
its only lops i hear when they type
i really dont
Mantic I'm sorry if I ever put you through some bs when I was a user π
just send the edited pics already gro
why
WHAT
TELL ME HOW THIS IS HAPPENING
You didnt 
wisen mod
I dont think sam liked the spiders tho :0
spiders? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
big boy spider
giant enemy spider
No he didn't lol
Idk, but you know πΉ what would be funny πΉ? Sicks Sehven in Halfsword.. Funny bro. right
you're the 1740th person to say that
NO POLITICS
we dont care
shut up
president willie of willards declared he willierd
you guys don't have automod rule access right
The Newcastle funnel-web spider (Atrax christenseni), also known as Newcastle Big Boy, is a species of venomous mygalomorph funnel-web spider in the family Atracidae, native to an area north of Newcastle in Australia.
what is that
nada
nada?
aw dang it
nada=no
whats the best weapon for man at arms
idk I recognize it as that
hi spanish i'm rayeo
nada is the literal word translation for nothing
yeah but I use it as slang for no
why
you didn't even spell my name right
loll
no not really
what are the chances of half sword coming in october?
0% i ate half sword
1/4
no more half sword
ohh π
bro, it already was half π
skibidii dop dop dop dop yes yes yes
hmmmm, thanks
add dating simulator mode to true halfsword to get the full willy backstory experience
where you can romance:
willy 1
early access doesn't always mean a version of the game that you can't fully access
willy 2 ( with sword )
skipity pop pop pop yes yes skipity dip dip skipity dop dop dop
Skbidii
god this guy is insufferable
brainrot written with letter emojis
was it a random troll that got banned or someone that was reactly active here
lops
here comes the gif spam
amma go sleep goodnigh halfcord i do NOT wish u the best
i bet ur even more racist
not even me π₯Ί
!
ok maybe u
uh
yippee
and silly mod and mantic and fencer
others stink
weren't you supposed to go to sleep vro π
ai na gro's using his neuralink to talk
Chat i got a message from dyno im cooked
My mother ate fries!
Drew ate donuts!
Tonya ate slices!
And i ate it all!
they just be making anything into a meme atp
Ur just mad u don't got fries
i got slices
I would be wary of sharing gifs and memes that you are not positive what association they have.
Hi xatchery
Yes mr mcwonderbeast
@lunar streammeow
did yall hear about the thing
Don't
i thought so
This is your one and only warning
i wasent gonna mention it directly because i was not sure if i was gonna get muted for it
You will if you keep talking
half sword is awsome
bro π
Not mentioning it while low-key mentioning it? Yeah, don't.
im not anymore
Good

stop talking about the thing
i main him in marvel rivals wdym
i am aware
how silly are you 1-10
Right now? A 3. Usually? A high 8
why
Filip
willie gets his ass kicked by a magpie
well heres the thing
Don't
if we dont name ever single bird im quitting
Bird Sword
π
I meant to say
do you want me to pull up wikipedia
im talking about naming the birds that will be added
Please don't post every single bird name π
dinner
approved
Gorgon
approved
Bird Mc Squiggle
too long
bwuh
the word
I'm gonna cry
Wojtek
i sory!
did yall hear about-
uh oh
This is your one and only warning
sorry
Yo mama
Fuck
clobbering time
Don't cause drama dude
Nope, you sure can't
#general-catfish-π±π try to not be insane challenge impossible
silly head is gonna fucking lose it lmao
yo is it normal for my game to crash and close out when i get the craziest punch or throw?
like it says half sword has crashed
It's one after the other π
bold of you to imply he hasnt already lost it
right when im about to get a crazy clip
Calm yourself dont open a can of worms
1984
catfish extra political and schizophrenic today
Did yβall here what happened
Hello bum β€οΈ
Hear*
your defense has as many holes as my mothers own swiss cheese
OH MY GOD
it must be very sad to be a moderator while major stuff that arent allowed in halfcord are happening
moderator will execute you if u bring it up again
literally 5 seconds after mod says not to talk about it
is too much
What even happened
and it crashes the game?
Was he like a politician
google it
dont mention the thing the mods will smite you
so i should turn the blood low?
@spark quartz i pray for you and your sanity
I just want to see the video of the thing happening
shush
But people are gatekeeping
stop talking about it π
you dont
This is your one and only warning
purge the recent 100 messages
if u can
That would take hours lol
25 is enough
chat what's everyone's favourite pizza flavour
ususally a bot can do it with command
No my cat gif will be deleted π
Honestly cupped pepperoni
re-send it
Pepperoni
Barbecued
what do you mean?
Gatekeeping
respectable
this is your one and only warning, stop talking about recent news
you fucking know dont try to get others muted
oh my god
i cant say anything or i get executed
can i ask you why you do not want to talk about the recent news? are you trying to hide your excitement?
Guys no politics or I slime all of you out
you just said 'anything' mods ban him
0/10 ragebait
PLS NO
Never speak again
silly head just warn these two
we prefer keeping politics out of this channel and server
1 hour timeout
"stop talking about your opinions that i dont support" lil bro thinks hes apart of the conversation π
It's just general politics that aren't allowed
they just dont want politics involved with the server it sparks beef
its not about politics someone died
Yeah a political figure
Who tf is Charlie
FUCKS SAKE
Actually politics are not allowed in the server you'd know that if you read the rules.
the topic isnt about politics its about someone dying
#general-catfish-π±π LISTEN TO THE MODS CHALLENGE IMPOSSIBLE
@spark quartz can this trigger any things for example epilepsy (it looks like it does to me)
"you'd know that if you read the rules." π€
more cat videos now
Alright bozo
Hes a politician
silly head just warn everyone that talks about it even if its the first time at this point
Wowie this video is moldy
zach
Why is your name that
This is your one and only warning.
-# spamma
@spark quartz
im back vros
i have absolutely no idea who named me that
im sorry for talking about that one guy i didnt know politics werent allowed in tha server
didnt expect a whole hour long mute tho
spamam
do warns expire
i legit had consern for unsuspecting people who come upon the video since i didnt know if that could trigger anything legit legit
Yes they do
which is fair
how much time
5 generations
Not entirely sure exactly but three months maybe?
oh so when half sword releases
pretty much
Guys we're almost q4 
π
The update is nigh
more like never
Its already deleted
Rejoice my nichelings! Rejoice!
gta6 before half sword early access
My favorite niche game is getting more niche content
Feed my nichelings, feed
i saw the compilation
Bye unc 
my favorite was lemon
???
ok
Yeah i have no idea what that is lmao
lychee
orange
i will never understand ai haters
achlele achlelas
tell chatgpt to explain
The durian doesn't deserve to be called the king of the fruits
grapefruit
Wait this is kinda niche guys
If anything it's the Mango thats the king of the fruits
Is grapefruit the nichest niche fruit?
he told me dw about it twin keep consuming niche ai brainrot
Get your guys brainrotted jokes in
πβοΈ boii ts so friggen tuff
subtract the i from durian and you get duran,
duran duran - invisible
solid snake lore
Nah grapes where it's at
face reveal
jokes aside mango is pretty nice
achelele achlelas
bro i fucking love this picture
-# I feel so niche rn
hes waiting for you to say it
-# me too
how to whisper
Sorry if I tell you it won't be niche anymore
six seven π€£ π€£ π― PACKGOD HUMBLE HIM π€£ π€£ π€£ π― π₯
what am i mr mainstream
Gotta.keep it from being mainstream
niche fruits are now mainstream fruits
i am john mainstream
Cannibalism π
Nicheism
This 100% scarred some 70 year old mom on Facebook for life
crap its late for me gotta go sleep
tung tung tung sahur ta ta ta sahur
yo
say goodnight or public execution
they should add italian brainrot to brainrot museum
Gurt
I'm surprised this message is up since it has a really specific flag
that's mostly terror
Gnight mate cheerio shrimp on the barbie
niche furniture eating niche furniture is the most niche
Holy shit I did not see that ππ
Good evening niche nation !!!!
what does the falg mean
oh shit
That's not very niche
it's agaisn't discord tos
can yall believe this
representation and that flag being shown leads to an account deletion from what I'm aware
Someone probably hid it in the gif to get people's accounts deleted
AP english
guys should i make a sword grip and all but instead of a sword blade its an axe or should i make
a wooden stick with 2 axe blades
they are gonna add it
what should i make
would be really cool
Weapon customization
i tried to do a long sword with 2 axe blades and i ended up breaking it and i had to delete it π
wait its out??
custom weapons make my brain hurt
no
then wym
modding
ohh
i still dont get it fully
i just started and i already made a very cool and effective weapon but i have to add some details
i will release it on nexus when its done tho
what tests
i found a wepon to compete againts the most op wepon
wich one
the light