#general-catfish-🐱🐟
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I would suggest if it's real bad slow down a bit
psycholigcally cannot do more but when i do it isnt as bad
i went a doctor and he lit said im fine so ion know atp
Rest a little longer between sets, a little less cardio, more sit-down exercises rather than stand ups like deadlifts or squats
Longer reps rather than faster reps
It'll keep your heart a little more chill
longer reps at bench press makes it worse 😭
Nahhhh just do lighter loads for a longer rep
Really get that strength training
You do need to level up your heart game it seems
don't worry i feel like i feel ya on the fainting thing. It isn't uncommon, but i'd just slow down a tiny bit if possible
Gottem
heh :3
^ ^
_ _
=w=
≥w≤
hey dunce
ϡ
remember ts gif
hi
the fuck did i come back to
yes
WHAT
∡
⊆w⊇
oh dang you even have the characters for sets
woah
>
heh im so smart >:3
ϑ
yeah idk that
its a unicode character :3
Yipppers

yanked and pulled
-# who gave the blob a spear
you're banned
?!
yanking on what? 🤨
Dirty mind
?!
I'm going to yank out your spinal cord
Ngmi
what
😨
After i yank your spine
do ppl regularly yank out eachother's spines?!
pokes glorby
eats your snacks
wish we could yank out Willie's neck
hey bro keep your fantasies to yourself </3
sadly willie is not good at yanking willies
:(
I agree with vlad
rule 1a
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It's true
Bro is to be, or not to be....that is the question....
what is being
I think therefore i am so i cant decide to bzz or not to bzzz
what
I yank therefore i am the yanker
wh
i don't think therefore i don't
Seems abt right
update your name HalfRat
HalfYank RatSword
how'd you type that
whr
why when people say some book or story is great at philosophy
it turns out to be most basic morales questionibg
Done
or most basic meaning of life question
they should add yanking cuz i hate being able to do dammage by pulling my weapon but i cant pull my weapon </3
why
I dont know why i joined
Because they are dumb and think silly things are philosophical
Silly philosophy is where its at :3
tell me you never touched philosophy without telling me you never touched philosophy
This is astonishing
how bullshit the modern (red pill yter) interpretation of stoicism is!
Well yeah
and then i really got into psychology
It's just a simple fact
well not rlly
Modernity will outlive us all, but will we outlive our own self hatred
well to the ppl following said yters its really dificult to get out of that mental position!
No it's not
HEY DONT INVALIDATE ME </3
Instead of them having braincells they are the braincells and they rub each other to form a thought
😭
tho tbh for me i wasnt rlly following it
fence sitting 🔥
yep
We are divided continuously, without fail, and will forever be so due to our own human nature of idolizing and wanting something to blame
i fully left the final server i was in that was redpill once it became fascist 😭
bug vommit
w name
Anyone who says redpilled unironically has actually taken the blue one
They just don't know it
The real answer is you take neither
i love how spotify just say forbidden
does it matter
exactly!
The fuck is that music
"thou art forbidden from listening to musical compositions"
i mean im using it as a label
i never fiigured out why red pill is better than blue one
Anime techno autotune clanker vibe
red one is escape right
its a vocaloid voice i think</3
red cooler than blue
as labelled by said "red pillers"
idk
🐴
The escape into yourself
also assassins vs templars is about the same as red pillers vs blue pillers
You must be yanked out of yourself
ye
Yeah both are wrong
Assassins creed
assassins are anarchist basically
Hehe
both are extremals which is why they are wronng
i remember playing that 🔥
or wtv is the word
one of them maybe
lore wise i think it was because of some genetic mutation that allowed adam and eve to escape from the alien controlled garden of eden
To be extreme is to be unnecessary
extremism seems dumb, gotta sit on a fence instead :3
ASSassins Creed more like ASS ASS in Creed
halfcord lost its soul when blueberry was gone
fucking assassins creed lore doesn't exist at this point
Boo berry
there was a blueberry?
we resort to philosophy whenever mods are offline
Blueberry was epic mod
r.i.p berry
RIP
hello
whar happened to berry
You will be missed
guess what
Chicken butt
chicken butt
HA
💀
ok but whar happened to fartberry
bro got doubled
idk he left
is halfsword enhancer still safe?
gg so over
💔
The :3
counterspell brain explosion
pfff
i told him whats up in dms and its not chicken butt
why didnt assassins like templars again
it was never chicken butt..
How are you still typing 😨
The OG yanker
They definitely are alien
lol i didnt notice the name change
Rome
you are forcing me to chronically send mau
Different code. Templers want funny force power in templer and ASSASSin dealt with such
No politics 
Im keeping it that way :3
huh

i still dont know what assasins and templars are
anyways
how is that politics
Your name really fits
It technically is
It was a joke
Silly
fuck you :(
Lol
woah
basically, assassins are dudes that hunt templars because they're rebelious
Hence the froggoblush
there
woah
what time period?
fucking all of them
?! 😨
Pirate time period
ah ofc ofc
Because I can
That is not a rational reason </3
the assassins creed lore has been retconned to hell
it's not even funny
wait thats where assasins vs templars is from? 😭
BAHAHAHA
No
oh...
the assassins formed in egypt but somehow existed before egypt
in the span of two games
rebelious is basically riots right
or revolution
more like
No
murder and dipping
🔥
ok so literally what assassins do
yes
so the difference is
Templer like magic and secrecy and big house and assassin like secrecy and hideout and dagger
is this real?
you know
and then desmond the character of the first 3 games became a god
did he actually do that?
my father used to say no politics is politics
no
that makes no sense
It does
but it does
big old random stupid ass phrase without any elaboration
refusing to pick a side in a lot of situations is the same thing as supporting one
name fits
No politics means you got the right to not have these important discussions or one could say even the entitlement not to have to
id asume no politics is refering to not mentioning it instead of choosing/not choosing a side...
sorry that we dont want to discuss current state of usa in a server about an indie game
Which is in itself stating your side
politics exist outside of the usa
🐴
point being?
hors
Halfsword exists in europe
woah
You buffoon!!!!
no point
you just immediately assumed we were talking about us politics

^
from now on i assune you argue foe the sake of arguinf
philosophers when they don't agree
The shortest argument
resort to "x/10 ragebait"
aren't you doing the same though?
Dunce just doesn't get it
no you started it
erm
i just made a statement, noone forced you to criticise it
anyways?
Technically didn't say anything other than what they said
man i wonder when the second season of middle ages will hit
yuh clearly proves my point
not really
arguing for the sake of arguing
i didn't ping you
cool
noone asked you to answer
Y'all both weird
i cant add to this convo
all both
4/10 engagement attempt
Who wants to see my python code
didnt he just die
i said "my father used to say no politics is politics"
you replied with "big old random stupid ass phrase without any elaboration"

True
you started the argument and now you're trying to dip
It didn't need any elaboration
in the viking game it is shown that he became a being that watched timelines in the attempt to stop the destruction of the world
💔
🥀
Tuff
basically he got the Johnny treatment from cyberpunk
what weapon should i mod into half sword
body died soul was left
made him die but still squeeze more story out of him
yes
boomstick next
but they had to make him a glowing dude because the contract with the actor ended
lol

half a sword
seems fitting
dont think someone did it yet
good news
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If the creation of a human incubator becomes successful we will have officially entered the end game
dipping to a forest is the only choice
first human born in a robot
should add "no ai" alongside politics and philosophy
no keep going
àlr did
wait no philosophy?
probably
thats w
yuh philosophy is BANNED
to be or not to be
NOOO HOW COULD THIS BE!
replace it with ai gng
no do not
resisting the urge to send a genuine responee
oh
brainwash AI
i thought you meant "talk abt ai" </3
a simple mind looks for a complex answer a complex mind looks for a simple answer
i prefer bzzz instead of not bzz
atm tho
maybe tmrw im gonna not prefer it idk
anyways
people will NOT like my answer
what is it
We know

woah chrome334 app
wgat the
bro is an app
stupid clanker
i get enough bullying already 😭
tell me
i dont judge bro
im not any better
-# change your name /j
i make weapon packs and get called an asshole loser on nexus
i am a lower order human being
dms
1 is not like the other!
the willie one\
yes
i did
see im a complex mind
i responded wit a simple answer
lots of philosophy is hottaking 🤑
rate that quote
whar quote
zis
i completely agree cuz it applies to programming
i thought of it when i was showering

based
i feel like flat earthers would use it to prove flat earth
"oh lordy this guy said this so therefore earth is flat" no eric, flat earth is more complex than round earth because you have to come up with electromagnetic density bullshit to explain timezones and gravity
💔
cant argue with them until you prove to them god possibly is not real and humans arent most important species of all
mmm O(1) operations 🔥
flat earthers have the iq of a walnut
i mean O(log(n)) is also cool ig
from there ion think its that hard to prove that earth isnt center of the universe
fym "8 inches per mile^2"
i think they can be smart they are just mislead but i dont think nuance is wanted atm...
why dont they argue with chatgpt im sure it will answer all of their questions
Galileo moment
flat earthers are either dumb or otherwise smart people with no ability to trust actual sources beyond that it looks flat from the ground
their entire argument is "you cant explain X therefore earth is flat"
nuance </3
bcz gpt is gullible\
i once convinced it 1+1+1+1+1+1... = 0
better than nothing
I feel like flat earth culture relies on idiocity, and the people who sell merchandise centered around it are just using the idiots for easy profit
they dont want to do their research
e
i have a lil trick
aint that historical church
to prove 1+1+1+1... = 0
it's actually -1/12 silly
because of course a positive integer and another positive integer can add into a negative noninteger
youre wrong
this was proved by ramanujan
but your explanation is wrong
1-2+3-4+5-6... and so on is 1/4
cant tell if this is satire
because the means converge to 1/4
last statement about stomach ache is biggest clue but not sire
and then through some mathematical trickery that i havent found time to study yet
he gets -1/12
im talking about sum of infinite ones
not sum of all natural numbers
anything infinite related is fucking stupid
its maths
infinity is a concept so we can barely grasp it
ion even get how they get infinite sums tto end at some speciific value
the ramanujan sum isnt a sum in the natural sense
its more like assigning a value to a divergent series
confused? you should be
if its like a round to a number then it makes sense
ion get why pi is infinite either
i go here to ESCAPE the maths </3
some guy proved god is real by using pi
?!
a set of digits with no pattern makes god real?!
maybe not pi
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friendly reminder that the SUM OF ALL NATURAL NUMBERS, WHICH DOESNT CONTAIN ANY DECIMALS AND STARTS AT ONE EQUALS TO -1/12
why negative
maths
idk
integer overflow or sm sht
ramanujan summation
its about as stupid as grasping concept of probability
probability isnt hard its just annoying
nuhhuh
that too
find amount of all possible combinations jumpscare
he said that we would be able to* just make stuff up for maths, but like 😭
that looks scary
this was how i achieved the result 1+1+1+1+1...=0
through a trick using cesaro summation
i should go revise limits...
isnt sin and cos a formula
a function with a formula inside
uhh i think so
i mean as in it can me represented as a formula
but its a function
sin x can be expressed as
also i made an equation that detects if a number is prime or not
how the fufk does mandelbrot works
idk
complex numbers
theyre quite complex yk
what was this latest update just now?
KOBE
COCAINE MUSHROOMS ECSTASY GHB MARIJUANA!!!! YOU CAN DO IT IF YOU WANNA!!! I MIX UP 3 DIFFERENT KIND OF WEEDS!!!
oh cool
i cant even enable 1 mod, if i do it crashes everytime
should i teach you orr
i mean yeah i could use ur help
im here rn
output.json
rn im trying to make a long stick with a hook at the end
a really curved 1 hook
wait
like this but with a long stick
2 handed
kinda but a more curved and circular hook
so the sickle but it has a sword grip
yeah kinda
lol
also the guy in the tutorial has more weapons in the json file i only find 4
idk why
i’d walk ts off
fr
not even a scratch
just a tiny scratch
Back in my day. my father used to cut my head off for a punishment
My father would boil me alive this is light work compared to that
Exactly
back in my day if you talked back to a teacher you would lose skin privileges
exactly
and get covered in itching powder
Funky town is light work fr fr
Guess what he says!
i mean- Guess what the clanker says!
Average cartel punishment:
does bro only react/speak in gifs?
i can tell.
Hi
left willie butt cheek
yall missing out bro turning on drifting time misplaced by the caretaker and chopping up peoples body while they alive and screaming come on whos with me?
I AM!
what
um
willie is FEINING for willie toes
good news and bad news
search the song up in yt or spotify
i meant the entire message
yeah yall sleeping on it sometimes i even chop the person so much he starts crying and bro its so satisfying
lops speaking without emojis rare sighting
ok timmy tuffknuckles
whatever you say
they should add skinning in the game its gonna make it better
ok timmy tuffknuckles
ok timmy tuffknuckles
its tommy
Lads I got a problem
what is it good sir
Where can I send game footage
ok tommy tuffknuckles
It seems I can no longer enter the game
One moment
u cant enter the game?
did u try re installing the demo
do any of yall get turned on irl when playing halfsword because i do
You'll see in a moment
idk try validating files
HOLY SHIT I JUST DEGLOVED BROS FACE
crazy attentionbait
HOW IS HE STILL STANDING
Tried that as well
try going into the game folder, deleting every file and then re install the game
anyways does this mean you're into barely clothed medieval peasants
I sent the footage
One moment
factory reset the demo
go to the game folder via steam
then delete all of those and reinstall the game
damn
%localappdata%\VersionTest54
delete that
and re install
delete the folder
u have to do win+r then type %localappdata% and delete version test 54 i think
AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5
AppData\Local\VersionTest54
I'll do that and restart my computer
yeah
One second
Yes
it worked?
guys
No
well my wifi is slow and my character is tweaking out
like i cant run really
not a wifi problem
my wifi was fast yesterday and i was completely fine
idk a bug
my characters legs just like come up and i fall whenever i try to punch or hit
but i dont think wifi affects half sword
thats odd then
its fully singleplayer
🐴
i love that its so fun!
i fucking have to spam shift
like so it actually works
and like stop walking 😭
guys it works for me fr
i just cant run at all
it happens sometimes and its annoying
for me it runs perfectly
like LEMME RUN AROUND THIS STUPID PITCHFORK DUDE
im stuck on the final challenge of the gauntlet </3
can i ask you guys something
go on
do your parents ever pause your wifi
well i have a solution
tps link or whatever its called
i got a solution
like i have to bait so many hits 😭
nty its fine
its so "i sleep at 11pm"
if you go into wifi settings and turn on randomized hardware connection then forget and re put in the password and reconnect it works again
erm
erm
just saying
embed fail
that sucks
you do realize he could just block all ips from working except your one mac address... then force you to keep it that way
well he being dad*
😭
well she isnt so
me when mod game </3
uhhuh
she gets mad at me for staying home sick then pauses my wifi
yes
or just communicate with your parents and have healthy structured habits 🤷♂️
yeah i do she dgaf
have you mentioned your school work?
rip
as if i dont have straight As
jivicks if u want to beat the pitch fork guy just get a shovel frfr
get couples counceling going but for you and your mom 🔥
family therapy?
yeah ig
i lowkey just hold the weapon horizontally then push the pitchfork up and get really close to em
its risky though
i mean how else other than getting a mediator 😭
i have a dagger
smart 👍
pfff
ill see
😭
this is t he 2nd time i got to the end
already beat baron 😎
just had some uhhhh
funny settings! :3
hey jivick
sure
go look at my pitchfork photo
in photography
its a bit up
so just search my username and then media
i hate pitchforkers
i think bro might hate them a lil bit too much
DAMN
btw if you want more centered thrusts you can swap hands for your sword :3
HOW SHARP IS THIS SHOVEL 😭
gotta be a gameplay photographer lwk
erm the photo cam
i move it around and i see 1 color
check filters maybe
damn yall have so much problems
i never had a single one
in this game
well actually yeah when it didnt support amd 😭
idk if im meatridin but i love my gameplay photos a lot
idk i just never lose
i wish they had a setting where it made it so the NPC never surrenders
😨
unless theyre actually like
knocked out/dead
fun factor
its more fun for fist fight
cause they always surrender after like 5 punches
for me
yeah that too
thats annoying
like wdym you dont wanna get your face caved in by a hammer
i just punched this npc two times
didnt even get bruised
and hes already surrendering
kinda annoying
i wish halfsword had an online mode
fight other players
thatd be sick
probably would crash a lot though
lag </3
willie anatomy
what are u even trying to do
tell the shiny rock in my computer how to figure something out in a different game
in said game you can place buildings and those buildings have aoe on other buildings but i want to have max aoe effect basically :3
i wrote this like 5 montsh ago and havent finished it since 😭
why
cuz i cant figure out custom weapons
like a 50% i figured out
i want to make a weapon pack
yeah, if its this im not gonna try help
someone should code a proper ui for this trust :3
fr
"draw your weapon" and it tries to find the best beizer curve stuff for it that aproximates it
unless like halfsword just just uses straight lines </3
i want to make brass knucles with tiny blades
Goodluck 😭
idk how chrome managed to do it so well
crhome is clearly just the goat
Absolute cinema of a mercy-kill
since im illiterate
hi
-# bro has tts
tts?
text to speach
did first scientist mention railway stations whatsoever
we love fucking with people using tts
nah
wtf
nvrm i forgot to mention half life 2
shut the fuck up
no
how do
how
did first scientist mention railway stations whatsoever in half life 2
just how
oh
lops is gif man
horse
i love playing with my willie
skibidikbidibkbikis obama have dih si gma
it's so scuffed
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lmao
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glhf
Yes
Well not him but Barney did
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when
all i heard is i need to get to outpost
When you get sent off with your crowbar
frank this is your conciousness speaking. you should add jiggle physics
And even then you meet them soon enough that it doesn’t matter whether they’re mentioned or not
ok and what was i supposed to get out of 2 guys talking above me in sewers right after i went through a guy and this intelligent alien
hai glorby
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😭