#general-catfish-π±π
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if u download all of em cuz theres 3 u can get like 100 brutal weapons
3 packs
thank youu bro β€οΈ
Bold of you to assume my strategy isnβt wild halfswording until i hit something vital
π
Me when
I was hungry
da vinci like
I like how it captures the essence of humanities suffering and its also funny cause his butt is showing
swipez is not in there bro
Your dedication to the human form is fascinating as is morbid
Now I'm just getting scared
definitely scared
Why? This is just Pavlo.
oh okay then
syfm
im good
why are sending ur yt roblox channel in a half sword server
nah roblox da hood in the big 25
Lol
All of them...
When add gun
that include @HalfSowrdFeet on twitter?
No way, is this real?
more like shaft sword
not halfswordmeters
@lofty kindle so all these accounts?
Not all X accounts. All of the official HS social media accounts.
no we have ai willie
hmmmmmmmm
Its me Grok, give me 30 bucks a month and I'll say how much of a good boy you are
The companies refuse to tap into unexplored markets
Pissa
about to Pissa my pants
π€
it evolved
We don't care for the Germans
No way WIllie is german
this looks lowkey like something an IT student would make to represent the AI improving at the task it was given
OH MY GOD
holy hell
RalAI
OH MY GOd
This canβt be real???
oh it actually is
THE PINK RACE HORSE IS DEADhttps://vxtwitter.com/cocoarini/status/1965345022599102956?t=6RK4qeg47os1EU8ZF419ow&s=19
D:
naaah
its just a horse vro
"Mercy good sire" he says while i'm mid swing at his skull
BASED
kill me
THat horse is a inspiration for millions
I live in Finland and when I showed them Half Sword they went to Discord and didn't understand why there was no chat for Russian speakers although there are many of them in the fandom of this game now and I have a question why there is no chat with different languages
I wouldnt click this if I were you πΉ
That horse is a motherfucking ICON
@lofty kindle hey dont we have different chats for other languages?
I was thinking the same thing
There is a whole category for non-englush.
-_-
I dont have that avaliable to me on my side, I mean not that I would understand much
yeah got to look in browse channel
I'm blind, sorry, but for some reason I don't have these channels.
#ΡΡΡΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ
okay wait why am i doin'g so much fucking better by just punching people to death as a hobo then i have as literally anything else
and scrolls
How does someone moderate the other languages?
thanks buddy
... like if someone is just spewing slurs in their native tounge... how does one check for that.
Mcwonder is fluent in 19 languages including the dragon language from The Elder Scrolls
do you know
people who speak russian exist
they could be in this very server
I do, but do the mods speak russian?
It could be you
It could be me
It could even be
Discord hides it, despite our best efforts.
probably one of them
this will get them out
z
She ain't gonna do that
Translation plugins, and community reports.
Discord got plugins for that?
Thats cool
does he know
π
π΅ willie
lol balls
Saxophone is very nice
What are you doing in easters home
saxxing
give me 6-7 dollars
Also this reminds me Kane Pixles backrooms video
dude you and me both
I know what you are talking about
Alan, you are literally being hunted by scratch
Yeah near the end before he comes across the creature
I gotta rewatch that video
I banish you to the ocean view hotel during The Devil part
what is the anime even about
girls running around in fucking circles
?
lame ass shit because it doesnt have horses
steel ball run has more to do with horses than this shit
this is just a lame excuse to make human horse porn
and the people who watch it are the most unbearable dickheads
if you make an anime your whole personaiity ur automatically a dickhead
do the cops ride piggyback on the women
i agree with this statement
the machete is probably the best weapon in chrome334's weapon pack 2
oh ok
jason vorhees
rip friday 13
exactly 
smoking that fat dart in memoriam
i do not know what is going on
i wnat to send gifs but my gif favorites are a minebomb if i slip up im getting banned
what
oh the fuck
i wanted to write minefield
minebomb
you donβt have to be the bad guy
this the isis pipeline this guy joining isis
on god
ADRIAN EXPLAIN OUR FRIEND GROUP
johntontraviontavius
Calm down
average london resident
happy that serbia lost angry that england won
yea
looks exactly like that one guy i threw in a ditch back in 97
funny guy it ell you
oh yea btw
gg
a mild headache
whar
skellytone
i love them
moke
yurr
long ass username
bro wanted his signs and stuff on the right
me when longass username
shut
doesnt even know about baron
(make fun of him)
i do
whos him
woman
what
you get all my heart reactions
Plame
h
The fuck was their goal here
public freakoff
Waow
who even is this guy
is this kendrick or this so called fabled "mustard"
cant even tell the shitheads apart
Thanks
they named bro duckworth
Mustards first name is actually Dijon
how do you guys think michael jordan was mad after he found out his parents named him after a shoe
Bad at geography
Getting swiss cheesed by 41 musketsππ
until u go against a willy that has aimbot thinking that bows are good until u pick them up and somehow its like pissing against wind
shields!1
add cheeseburgers that heal you but make you obese
i think picking up rocks and throwing them would be fine
i mean
cool
yea
blind willie
yeah u blind willie for 3 secs with pocket sand
yeah
make unbreakable shields small and the breakble ones big
and what would be fun is like
and swords piercing wooden shields
yeah and swords breaking
for example u can get like a shitty rusty dirty sword that has like an 80% chance to break and stage by stage they get more pristine
but no swords in peasant
no fun
or maps that have like fruits and vegetables stands and u can grab like a potato and throw it to willie
na cus imagine doing that and willie splits the potato mid air
with a sword
fruit ninja
also longer combat cuz
tbh its ez for me
just 5 swings and willie is dead
smarter ai and stuff like that
and they block ur attacks
not just cover the same spot
frr
also its kinda janky that some small axes are extremely sharp, and with 1 hit u can split willie in 2
frrr, i think they should make it so if u hit them with a sword and get it inside of willie, u have to push it to the other side to split them in half

bro is not using steam
yeah
also make it so hammers and maces can crack skulls and make holes in willies head
like an egg
and make them deform willie more
oh and also
if u stab willie or something
if blood splatters they could make it so u get stained in willies blood
and vr would be incredible tbh but its too much to ask for atp
it looks fun just hitting willie in vr
yeah like make it so u can vr and normal pc
if u have a vr play in vr and if not play in pc
like vr would be so much more fun cuz physics and sht, imagine grabbing willie by his head and bashing his face agaisnt the wood barriers
yeah local 1v1 with my sibling is what i want
also it would be more fun since they would block more and dodge
and act more smartly than willie
yeah
a forest map would go hard tbh
and an arena with spikes and a hole
imagine kicking an enemy and he falls in
i
i
i just downloaded all 3 of ur weapon packs, they are sick
frr
imagine a map in middle of a war field in a camp and theres also arrows in mid fight
i have 3 of my weapon packs, i can agree they are sick
fr
i want to make a weapon pack but really idk how, i want to make a full farmer tools and stuff pack
i hate screen space reflections
fr
damn
can u make a throwing weapon
are they possible
small weapons that player can throw
this would go hard
i mean not any weird scripting or all just make it like a normal weapon
and players just throw it like any weapon in the game
so id like to take a moment to appreciate the half sword ost
they nailed the medieval feel im not gonna lie
yeah
hard to test
i would
i dont blame u
i dont need to do modelling
changing weapon components
like i can extend the crossguard of a sword and itll look like a cube
i need to know how to make custom weapons
oh
how do u custom the weapons tho
how u extend them
wait hold onj
This is a tutorial on how to create custom loadouts in Half Sword 0.5 by purely editing files. In this video I will walk you through how to install trumank's Unreal Engine Save Editor (UESE), and how to use it to edit your Half Sword save files.
Required Add-Ons:
Ovrdth Selector - https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/11
Half Sword Enhancer ...
ty
im prob gonna make my own custom weapon pack
and its mostly gonna be stuff like shovels and short hoes and stuff
i mean u already got a shovel
but i wanna try to do stuff
i wanna make something like this
yeah but this one is different
it doesnt have a back spike and will be smaller
well idk
i wanna make also the down one
wich is like curved
and a hand shovel
UESE is so slowwww
to install
@lavish blade i need help
real
i dont have those 2 files
wdym by those two files
This is a tutorial on how to create custom loadouts in Half Sword 0.5 by purely editing files. In this video I will walk you through how to install trumank's Unreal Engine Save Editor (UESE), and how to use it to edit your Half Sword save files.
Required Add-Ons:
Ovrdth Selector - https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/11
Half Sword Enhancer ...
2:20
he goes to the folder he wants to edit and he has 2 files in
also
does it work even if it syas error
says*
wait lets move to dms
ok i dont wanna annoy u more
ig
idk why it always has some error or shit when i install stuff
tech is confusing
Did you install all the VS studio plugins it needed
#vtuber #envtuber #softvtuber #cozy #sleepy #comfortcore #wholesome #asmr
yeah and it says error
i mean first one said visual studio and it installed
the command github one said error
idk why
someone help meh
I don't know why that would be happening if you installed VS and the plugins required
Link.exe is part of the C++ build tools (VS plugin) and it says its not found
awh
i made it a gif for you
not that active in here so makes sense i cant embed
93
ttt
some fucker sat down and made this into a gif
theres more meaning in a coal chudjak
yeah it was me
@elder pawn coal or gem
gem!!!
@elder pawn coal or gem
Ts is a gem
coal or gem
coalπ
coal or gem
50/50
@elder pawn coal or gem
fucking die
dumbass bot
overheat your cpu
last one for today
@elder pawn coal or gem
@spark quartz kill him
gem!!!
who would even want a fucking macbook
dumbass scam
macbooks are so ASS
you gotta be mentally challenged to even want a macbook in the first place
laptops are ass
i agree
i love wojaks that dont embody hate but instead just weird nonsensical shit like this
i swear to god the only difference between a laptop and a tablet is that a laptop can run halfsword (run, not fucking crash after 3 seconds)
i mean
other way around
run but crash after 3 seconds
lmao
becasue its gems
we are GEMS!
i guess the real gems were the wojaks we saw along the way
Ok this is truly last one, coal or gem chat
I want 3 points as to why coal or gem
this is your exam
soyxam
This is the soyxam
soyxam
@elder pawn Pass my soyxam...
rubies and diamonds alike
because itβs kinda tuff
π€
1984β¦
Fortunately
41
The sheer amount of it was insane
why is there war on six seven
six seven - halfsword war situation is crazy
5 hour slop rant needed
this WILL be in the next update
Big brother is watching we canβt say sixty seven
It's the brainrot filter, helps us filter out all of the goofy ahh shit people post and say
is there a list of banned words
It's 90% a joke 10% serious
Yes lol.
dude the toilert of the skibodouches.. BANNED
Skiby D. Toilet
We don't really have a place you can see it but just try experimenting
my favorite 1972 U.S Senator
my favourite one piece character
i regret ever watching onepiece
one piss
978 episodes are all filler
those who be the champion of light
post timeskip this shit is actually unwatchable
its just fucking
one piece is so boringggg
boobs and boobs jokes haha so funny bro
makes me sleeeepy
wtf
My whole life is filler arcs 
That is the working of the sleepy-sleepy fruit
I canβt swim anymore because i ate an evil fruitπ
off topic does anyone have a tip to stop fucking
wound from stinging
i scratched myself too hard
and it stings for like an hour now wtf do i do
amputate
good idea
iβm sorry itβs the only choice
my tatesticles...
i think those are called tumors
Ice can help numb the area a bit but not for long though
the one moemnt i used all the ice and have to make more
unlucky
Try stubbing your toe, that'll distract you from the pain
six seven will never not be funny to me because its so not funny that it wraps around to being funny again
because bread taste better than key?
realest offjack of them all
is that a pear pride flag behind him
3 of them
carving knife
genuine or funny
genuine
both alr done
naginata?
khopesh??
Bread DOES taste better than keyβ¦
Twin sai's
done
oh ok
lame ass shift at work time to go home and play half sword and spam clips again
whats a save editing
Urukai sword
make a fucking bo staff 
he did it already
what did bro not do
if you are one of those people that revs in neighborhoods i want to throw a brick at your windshield
done\
otherwise cool car i like the interior
image pls
shotel?
image plea
sorry i'm civilized and live in a nice neighborhood
its curved so no
oh it cant be curved
ok
he has a job so no
all the people who do that are unemployed and want to die
trapper dbd machete
50 hour work week β€οΈ
lmao
employed but wants to die
i work so i can spend money on my 3 cars then do nothing but play half sword
you want to gamble so badly deep down
sell everything and spend all on nitro boosting this server and die a honorable death
financial experts hate this one simple trick
gambling is for weak minded people
i am a financial expert
i am employed by every billionaire
Trueβ¦
you were definitely on the island
THE TRUE LIST? I KNOW IT, It can be yours if you want it! Search for it! I left everything in that one place...
we ARE the same bronachoπ₯Ή
do NOT stick youer peenor in the engine
so thats why bmw drivers slam into so many people on the sidewalk
nah thats a mustang thing
i wantto have a car to drive around like a chill guy
we all know why
used car that costs less than 8k
and the people who drive them think theyre gods when they get them
im underage i cant drive
for 2 more years
get a learners
still cant drive

bingo
i can have the license but not drive
with an adult who has a license maybe like your parent or guardian
theres been actually a law change like you can drive from 17 but only if a person of 25+ years is with you
in the car
lmao
wtf
mmm boost
i'm in fuckass stop go tragfic
dumbass gonna hit a family with 15 kids
can't do shit but wait
bro
clown car but with a single mother and her children
heard this about 4 years ago and i remain the only one out of the entire household with a clean record
its like a family with 7 kids and they drive a van with jesus and jesus quotes and john paul the 2nd stamped on the van
Good shit
same mfs who dont want you to "force" them to look at gay things
they let 90 year old people who can barely walk or see stay on the road around here
painfully common
there once was a child born into an american-chinese family and he grew up to get his drivers license
his mother eagerly tells him to be safe while driving but doesnt go with him
asks his father to drive with him
he says
"are you fucking stupid youre chinese"
family racism is craz
sounded alot better before i wrote it out but kind of
petition to turn 90 year olds into santa clauses and deport them to the north pole
to help the christmas workforce
wjat even is anthrax
it comes in a powder though i think
i gotta go hit the sack
i think
i cant sleep
bye
nop
Rippin a fat cloud ain't no big deal. Just hit the blinker to the dome.... Puff!
Outlast trials is spooky 
Squishy creature
litruhly
Silly I'm lowkey afraid of outlast trials
scary game :(
hey guys, how can i submit the photos that i have taken in the game? where do i find them?
go to steam
and click on halfsword
and go to the games files
local game files
With HalfswordUE5
go into that file
you'll see it there
damn fr
what does outlast trials have to do with original outlast
it's a prequel that shows what murkoff was getting up to before the original outlast
whos murkoff again
the main cause of literally everything happening....
Rali, don't post this. The Murokoff corporation is very private.
You wouldn't want to be a whistleblower would you?
no I guess not :(
I kill the snitch!
I killed the snitch!
I've literally only kiled the snitch
I only get to play games at night and with my roomate in the room
I'm not tryna be that girl π
Shizton
silly loves tormenting innocent halfcorders
If you think about it, your abuse is a sign i enjoy your existence
Those who aren't mod abuse arent the homies
Like easter used to mod abuse me all the time, he hates me tho
Ayo
@indigo hare
cat
Is this the skbidi dip dop discord server?
sure
Omg
sure it is....totally..
anyways gon play skate 3
vye
bye
cutie
That game sucks bro
My cat rn
My cats cuter
bro got that silly mug
rhanks :3
im gonna eat it
Me when i smother my wife with a pillow and take zero accountability
d
me too dude
why is bro named aa
who
humour of a 10 year old that discovered pinterest
@dusky scaffold is dis drue
I still need to go to streets
I need to kill fucking kollontay and get the baton
next time; i won't push him dude
fuck it
o yea i forgot that's how it looks for you
Lol
nah this is
are you ok olele
his fucking pfp is making me laugh so hard
How?
It's like a AI rendtion of Vergil
i can't believe nice_gyat123 is dying on text
He wants image perms I'm guessing
@dusky scaffold
bros first words
too real..
i love the scarab edited gifs
they're mental
open discord
.....
close discord
Nothing will beat the og tho
It's over
bro
very responsible financial decisions are being made right now (the krieger cosplay I'm putting together will be complete)
3d PRINTER 3D PRINTER 3D PRINTER
lmfao
:3
oh dang
it actually revs
can 3d print that! Except the motor and circuits
i mean the shipping and assembly of the 3d printer would probably be longer, idk tho
Idk when comicon is π
thats rad asf tho
thank you haha
big convention for nerd stuff lol
when!
i know what! :3
wait its next year!?
surely youd get the 3d printer by then lol
but yeah
nah it's this year! I got to the new york one
could save hundreds!
in october
or atleast learn
ohhhh
yeah that makes sense π
maybe lol, but I need to buy a 3d printer first
yep
and it's not worth getting for one thing
yep
sadly
Gotta get it for enough things to recoup the cost by saving money from using it π
mmm embed failure :3
just chat a bit then you'll get embed perms
or call it a ~$200 course

nah
not feelin it
brother you are talking to someone who is on the spectrum and likes warhammer, my fate was sealed LONG ago
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1415237266598662194 is my other reccomendation tuff or am i crazy?
d i r d.
got bored
have this guys :>
inflated battery
ate too much fuel
T o n k.
Sdmokin thag shid
true