#general-catfish-π±π
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"born to be a sharter forced to be a farter"
Born to shit forced to wipe
Sometimes I come to work and the only thing I produce all day is logs
we did not need to know that
im lowkey addicted to farting
like ong I keep cranking therm biches out in class and its lowkey embarrassing but I cant stop
do they at least smell good
That was meant to you
No
Anyone here up for a few rounds of Dr Doe's Chemistry Quiz
r u gonna quiz me
Maybe
aw hell naw
if u cant give me a yues or no then no
R u paying me
ill pay u in farts
Gazprom
π π π
hell yeah ill be able to afford a g-wagon at this rate selling these farts
gazprom
from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king
u know what im saying
I need a freaky bitch
is this true?
Alright come on now
Andrew Tate caught collecting bottles in Lodz
i'll go sleep
is andrew washing horses not an allowed gif here π
hes so irrelevant now
What about the horse
yo hes just washing horses for 15 ron
i wouldnt call him controversial just a shitty washed up baldie
Hes a sex offender.
he was controversial now hes just an indisputed loser

According to berzerk so is the horse
welcome to 1984
where can i see the photos i take in the game
prob in a folder in the game directory
Welcome to Willie world
what color is your restraining order
im sad thats controversial
photo
we should name general that
Yo
We are making quick work of this seal.
nice
will be done in a week
Same
Outage rn
Thank god half sword is back
Rip
Well that was fun
Yeah all large servers dont seem to be working rn
Hahaha Half-Cord META the server had a fatal error.
nice
what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?
Never knew Willie would say this
willie aint having it
yes?
@dreamy mango SDIYBT
was having some trouble actually getting into discord, also a bunch of other servers got hit
Discord is broken rn
rip discord
yo
Everyone alive?
not for long
Gulp
i huv candlestick
Ded
hopital
One message removed from a suspended account.
kinda ironic to respond to "everyone alive" with him
oh fu-
One message removed from a suspended account.
They all die.
where back onlien It seems
where
dude fm life lmao, pesant boss hit me with the side of the sythe and i fell over my own feet and died hitting my head on the edge of the arena
oh I mean the server is back online, after the discord outtage
is that the symbol it showed when the server was down
Correct. It was an exciting time.
whats the file i have to delete to reset the rank progress
Sup
A mod not knowing their was an outage in the server their moderating huh... how interesting.
actually i was amazed you didn't seem to see that i was making fun of you for saying "Where" and not "We're"
Baffoon is in my name now
it sure is buddy
#edit #trending #ryangosling #drive #foryou #fyp #shorts #viral #movie #memes #edit #relatable #batman #meme #moviememe #bladerunner #literallyme #lalaland #thefallguy
when your humor/sarcasm has reached such advanced stage that everyone just thinks youre autistic
You know what fuck this
I don't think I will
...
those what you get in shorts?
yed
You know, it tracks
sometimes its food
heres my line up
Sometimes fire arms, sometimes video games, sometimes clips from movies and shows
#edit #trending #ryangosling #drive #foryou #fyp #shorts #viral #movie #memes #edit #relatable #batman #meme #moviememe #bladerunner #literallyme #lalaland #thefallguy
oi oi oi
sam of saturn fanart
o dpm
fuck
i don't know if i love or hate the fact that i am winning by just stabbing people in the legs with my spear until they die
Beat the baron
bitch i ain
He was lowkey easy as hell bruh
ain't evem beatem the arena
Long stick always win
I got the halberd in the baron challenge, easiest sweep of my life
the halbird
Nah I would R!ZZ
Made in HEAVEN
pokes you
the cat has made in heaven?
Nah Ima reset the universe but that cat is smarter
Thank you so much
name checks out
i remember doing this
Maybe?
Not yet after the seal. Is it to big for the next one though?
fuck it we do it anyway
Maybe we should lay some tactical seals? What's your thoughts?
Wee need a bigger working party for that boss
That is what I was thinking, I need to make a call to action Reddit post. So far I have only asked Half-Cord.
Do what you must
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the art at the end is nayuta eating crayons by Jokezm
Long day at the darktide factory
Moffia finger and leg reveal
Very rare instance of me posting fan service
I like how D&D starts as "I have made a perfectly balanced person who has an amazing long story"
And ends with "this is Greg the skateboard wizard, that's all we know about Greg"
Bro is in the silent hills
Bro is a pipe dream
i shall play half life 2 again and come up with more reasons aka excuses why i hate it
one in particular most likely is that i move forward all the time and never go back
another one is no pause between parts of the game
it's a game telling a linear story, why would you go back
i guess the more i move forward the more anxious i get or som
like if i compare hl2 to games like cod and ultrakill
at least they explicitly show you that this level is completed and there is nothing else to do
but in hl2 there just isnt a single pause
it also feels like kind of open world game when it isnt really
just tuned in randomly
what are you even saying
π
why would you compare 3 completely different games
i am comparing the way levels are played
they are very different games, ofc they all play different
how
wdym how
there's a miniature map on each level that's responsible for background buildings 
ultrakill is a boomer shooter with face pased movement
also old cod is fast paced
point stands
ion see how it makes a difference in terms of story
cod explicitly shows you at each level when you are done with each sector
i cant even tell if im still at the beginning in hl2
i just dont think you enjoy valve games then
possibly
but there are signs you are in different levels in hl
yuh but theyre lwk rare for me
theres literal sequences whether it be loading screens or animations
or like text even
yes but my mindset is built on the factt that its necessary for optimization and not telling me "you are done with this sector"
mmm
yuh it feels like they're showcasing how cool it is
bros a pipe dream
hey to any D&D players
Would an auto gnome basically be a 4ft tall terminator if it was a barbarian
eh I can bite the bullet and buy from epic this one time
fair enough
would rather any of my money go to the devs
Piracy is tewww tuff
also ngl all the stupid shit that guy is spouting about hl2 kinda got me wanting to replay it...
and oh I've absolutely pirated stuff before
steamrip works fine for me
BAD TOPIC
ok dunce
AGAINST DISCORD TOS
you will be the one to get slapped not me
piracy is against tos and can get server deleted
βΉοΈ
yarrr
i may be dunce but i snitch at first opportunity
I have Starsector because a friend of mine gave me a code they have for it, apparently starsector codes are multi use
haven't played starsector in a hot minute tho
ok @gloomy urchin
would you consider it okay
to pirate like really old games
ps1-3 games
abandonware if yes
whos going out their way
why are you asking me
to pirate five nights at freddies
no clue
oh yeah, I've also pirated the fucking riddick games lmao
i agree with this
or even pizza tower
riddick?
yeah
no it's vin diesel's super edgy space murderer oc
it's three in the morning agian
I know a guy who has pirated postal 2, I'm pretty sure they still play it sometimes
its three in the afternoon actually
smh
its 4 pm you stupid fucks
the movies are so fucking campy I love them
he looks like a really stupid version of mad max
ah, you see, he's like super sensitive to light
so he wears goggles so he doesn't go blind
star sector
so he's vampire
do the legs rotate her
or does the torso rotate her
cheesy and corny but in a way that's enjoyable
chat lets say i combined bananas, chocolate protein, chocolate paste and oreos in a blender
the torso rotates
the schlock that isn't a pain to watch
you get diabetes
no i dont
tooth decay
where I combined every chocolate flavored dairy product
https://youtu.be/_AxKI3jVJWY?si=ZKKJVl0l1hQH5bSy hands down the best scene in Pitch Black
one of my favorite scenes from pitch black!
and mixed it into one drink
that shot at the end makes the entire fucking movie for me
the chocolate
unless you're lactose intolerant nothing
dude
well i fucking did
if you're lactose intolerant
then it was spoiled
im allergic to nuts but never have i got allergy from chocolate paste
but when i eat ts
i instantly get an allergy reaction
are you also allergic to shrimp
and apparently stomach pain
ion think so
fun fact, that was vin diesel's suggestion to have that shot
Vin Double Diesel
the family guy
but yeah the riddick movies are campy and a fun watch
bananas were too much
yk bananas are very heavy on the stomach right?
no
you doubled it with protein shake and fucking oreos
has anyone tried getting fat faster
I SAW THE RECIPE
by just drink protein shakes
mandalore gaming did videos on the riddick games if you want to check it out lol
for a banana milkshake homicide
The Mandoalorian
I fucking love the stories mandalore has though
unrelated before i hop on hl2 again
do i get a map in exanima eventually or i have to endure being lost all the time
hands down my favorite story is the one where he went to war with a witch in his appartment building for 3 days
macdonalds is ass bro
i wanted a big mac in the morning they told me its from 10:30 on
why are there time limits for that
breakfast menu
im gonna do it this tiume
wellw hy cant i fucking order something out of lunch
why cant i go to burger restaurant and get a burger
i didnt have time to eat breakfast and mcdonald was the only food place near the train station
js make all menu available but make discounts for time ranges or som
i didnt get a burger
how does burger at 8 am affect whoever is cooking it
a big mac in the morning is healthier than my usual breakfast ngl
tbh it was kinda the point
i have a multi hour train ride
with ass internet on the way
actuallly burger might be lwk healthy if you remove sause
forgot my headset
DOWNLOAD BOOKS
if i wake up early enough to actually eat something then its like 3 eggs fried on some onion or sausage
bread
and whatever pickled things i have at the moment
or some vegetable
why not js boil them
too much effort
how
hard boiled eggs fucking suck and soft boiled egs need precise timing
you put them in water wait for it boil and wait like 6 minutes
other than slapping them on the pan and stirring when it looks good
i agree but 6 minutes really work for me lmao
bros eating actual rock
no a rock would be 10 or 15 minutes i dont remmeber wihch one
tbh big macs probably have a shitton additives but yea my breakfasts are
the reason im fat
as a person that is chronically checking my diet
brekafast is NOT enough to be fat
you need like a combo of fat food to get fat
this and not moving much
i used to be good when i worked out and had to walk more
now im like
ded
what if i eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat
i meant as in my day to day life required a lot more walking
now i have to go out of my way to do some excercise
do you live in the US?
i used to have to take 3 km each way to walk to the bus stop to even get into the city to do stuff
now ive had a job thats a 15 min bike ride away
the no ride bike
and a dorm in the city i study in thats 15 minw if walking apar
and not combined 1.5 hours
wat
you said its a 15 minute bike ride
it was either cycle for 15 mins
or wait 30 mins for a bus to take me half of that distance
poland
whacky
I saw a comment talking about this but why isn't multiplayer possible yet?
what the fuck happened
schizophrenia lore
how the hell do i learn magic
why is walking so scuffed in exanima
it's like you are operating an rc car
why is a - d turning and not strafing π
stupid question
but do we need that first m
in mmo
why though
yeah but the second M stands for multiplayer
multiple players
massive multiplayer
actually i feel like most mmo games are not mmo anymore
it's just solo content
it's just mo
online
theres heists that you need multipler players for
yeah but 30 people is still massive
I mean
can you get 30 people in one room
Los Angeles or New York
halfcord mmo when?
My laptop can barely handle rdr2's story mode
what do you thin a halfsword online is gonna do
i passed level 1 in exanima
to my laptop
crazy considering rdr2 is pretty well optimized
and no map either
I think it was only for the snowy chapter
but good lord
I feel like im gettin 40 fps
whenever I play
yeah
because thats like for gaming
im on a shitty laptop
rx580 sounding like a vacuum running rdr2
if rockstar optimizes gta 6 as well as they did to rdr2 you'd probably be able to run it on a gpu made in 2015
can't have simulated ass hairs on a 2015 gpu
0/10
NOT IMMERSIVE ENOUGH... -10/10
cant render condensation on cold drinks 0/10
quick question
I only deleted the base gta 5
if I delete gta 5 enhance
do you think rdr2 will go smoother
idk
If I delete gta 5 enhance will it run smoother or no
storage doesnt affect preformance unless your shit is all scrambled in which case use a defraggler
does anyone know if they fixed the re-release of gta 3-san andreas?
you mean the definitive editions?
yes
look at in-game comparisons today compared to released
also this is what it says before I boot up rdr2
512mb ram
download more ram
virus
oh ok
you cannot download ram silly
where get ram
you can
ram store
how much
you can close the browser and discord to free up ram while playing
what happened to the server 7 hours ago it looked like it was nuked
download more ram
what if I accidentally buy a goat
good one
flip it for money
16kb
nothing could ever make me hate rockstar ever since they released red dead 2
except shark cards
i refuse to get any of their newer games because rockstar launcher is a buggy mess
your ass is gonna buy gta 6 dont worry π€£
im playing rdr2 rn
and it feels like its on 40-50 fps
think about the strip clubs

dude its gonna be fricking SWEET as hell dont you worry
male strip clubs rumored in gta 6 btw...
Gta 6 is just going to be rdr2 but in modern times right?
gta will be gta
Can't wait to get in cars by pressing E instead of F
revolutionary!! bravo rockstar
rdr2 spoilers Authur Morgan goes to the future of liberty city and has sexo with Michelle
With his cousin Roman
Dude I lost my cowboy hat during a fistfight
How tf can I get my hat back
Also the game is still running horribly
I lost it
I only picked up my gun
hot coffee incident all over again
Am I forced to do a no hat playthrough
yes
you need to restart all your progress to get your hat back
weird bug that they havent fixed
anyways silksong is the peak of peak
I'll just buy a new hat
holy
How can I improve my attacking? I think I'm quite good on the backfoot but I struggle to get plays like this
honestly
i feel like i will get in some trouble for saying this
but i think silksong is like
for the whitest of the white
i will stop there
but do we need to make it racial? no
Watch Untitled by bluelobster55 and millions of other Half Sword videos on Medal. Tags: #halfsword
found a glitch
so funny that number 1 (for a long time) F1 racer and climate activist were born on the same date
fistplay is the best way to play

lets mass report this man
you sound like you're underage either way
bro im just jking
W willie
no
fym no
define underage
olele how old are u if u dont mind
stupid wifi
no
just lemme enjoy the game gng π₯
bro got tased
why are u even mod if u dont enjoy the game
just let bro do his thing π
bro this americans
frr
well i mean
i dont think hes american
and tbh i dont got anything agaisnt them but
im muslem
HUH
yay i can follow simple instructions
i get to have vpn and separate network without vpn now !!!
shatafakup
idk
who
and ur pfp
@gusty geode can you slap his wrists
dunce?
gg

bro is not him π₯ π
hey willie
the age assumption decreases with each message
100 subscribers and i will prank text intel graphics customer service
ur grandpa's blind in his casket
is that rdr2 reference
each reply halves your iq do not interact with this child
who said that
lets js do modmail
bro why would u say the n word if u dont wanna get banned
still nword is not accepted in this server even if ur black, i think if they show it to a mod u will have to explain or idk, but u could get banned
holy yap
embed fail
mantits is up btw
gg
wish it was enough for a ban π
FUCK SHIT FUCK
how the hell can a person have green status and still not show in members list
what the actual fuh did i just see
sauce π
are you planning on behaving or just stay for prolly 30 more minutes
who u talkin to
bros gun jammed
do it egirl
someone here likes HEDGEBORN?
newgens man..
elaborate
hi mantits
can we kill him already
kitty cat kitty
pls
he said n word i think
no
I know
he said n word, he said "no" !!!! ban him
Ok you aren't doing self any favours bud
we need an iq test on this server
plssss dont ban
pls mantic
We would lose 95% of the members
true
no one kers blud
then an iq test for chat access
Just behave
ok sir/maam
u sound 13 or 12 tbh but i dont wanna judge
he wont i call it
shut up furry
ill behave
PETAH
This isn't behaving
these are the first dms
the only thing i said
i think dunce said it joking around
I mean saying you are 4 does go against discord TOS despite it being a joke. Saying to mass report is also clearly a joke
how can a 4 year old type
i need that rn
There are some smart 4 year olds
i have a cousin who is 6 he came to my house to visit me and i let him play and he was good af in half sword and more games ( i also turned gore off cuz ye)
mine is 7, was it a mistake to have blood on?
nah but i turnd it off cuz his parents dont like him seeing that stuff
type shi
How bout no
hi militits
last thing i remember was giving him a sword in beggar tier so i'd say yeah
Hi
mantic make him walk the plank
Favhours*
chicken butt!
butt of a chicken farting toxic gas
nah
yes
Nexus didn't like the auto update feature it had. It's on GitHub now I believe

bob π
bye guys i play halfsword and chop theyre heads off
TYSM
oh, i thought i had a relic of ancient times on my pc, even backed it up on a server
TOGNORD is typing...
TOGNORD is typing...
ye wait
He not typing anymore π
There is probably one in https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1315732845666238484
.
nvm i went on github and searched half sword enhancer and theres nothing
uh so idk where it is now
i dont have GIFS
sad day
there is
can u send link
time to add custom weapons
theres a mod that adds a shovel and alot of weapons i dont remember name
no you just dont deserve to see what i was trying to type
because you are a bottomscorer
does anyone have a blank screen on ovrdth?
remove ethernet cable and return it...
meow
so true
i downloaded ts for no new features
why when i play with half sword enhancer my mouse is still on screen when i try to hit people and stuff
ok atleast i have update support
its still on screen if you have ins enabled
i did
idk then
its annoying af cuz when i try to hit willie mouse goes to the menu and drags it across the whole screen and shit
i cant get rid of it in my screen
nvm its back holy shit
ill just disable menu yeah
anyone else love to turn off npc dmg and cut them in half just so you can have a pair of walking legs going around
theres no way to do that, decapitation or cut in half is an instant death i think
check #photographyπ·
i mean u can get their body twitching or maybe it bugs and u can make it so
damn
u can put npc damage to minimum ig
in half sword enhancer isnt there a way to make them invincible?
turn off npc pain and inf conciousness
i dont have img perms so im gonna dm you the pair of invincible legs
a raw save file is in your ovrdth

remove every non folder in the pooled saves folder that is not inside a loadout folder
dont remove anything in folders tho
wtf
'Tis but a flesh wound
been playing a neat lil demo of a game that is basically dark souls but robots controlled by fungus, the playtest is coming out this month, it's real cool :3
oooo, it looks pretty
MycoRelic if ur intersted, is free on steam :D
Ofc coursee !! :D
Looks like a fire warrior
that tower behind me has a sniper or somethin in it
he's a fuggin bitch and I can't wait to get up there XD
they keep firing explosive rounds at meeee
embed fail
wtf is with these fungus based games
mycopunk, mycorelic, half sword
madness
half sword fungus based??
yes
