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ah
How can you survive with 475GB
Im lucky to be able to donwload GTA 4 and 5
which one of you said about 1tb then
I got 566 games on steam and I can have max 3 of them at once
And some mini games like hs
dude is there any good laptops
with 1 tb
or some shit
I cant live like this anymore
why would u get a laptop
Everyone's got less than 500 if they say they have 500. Same with 1 tb. I have 1 tb and it says something like 975. SSD manufacturers advertise storage sizes via powers of ten, whereas operating systems function on powers of 2. Not to mention the extra space taken up by the SSD's firmware and various other background tasks to keep it running efficiently that also take up space
Because
I live with my family and I dont have any space to put it
is ur internet good
Wasn't laptop more expensive than PC?
Gaming one
yes
i wish there was an option to turn off passive parrying
it fucks up my active parries
why not try geforce now
geforce makes laptops?
GeForce now is such a game changer for gaming on lower end stuff
streaming service
GeForce is a GPU manufacturer under NVIDIA, not a laptop maker
hi indonesianlivershizzywizzy99
what is this
I don't
I don't understand
so true gang
go to half sword mode with the big axe
this one specifically because its hte only one i tested
then spam alt
no holding
just spam it
you'll need a decent amount of luck thouhg
question why can't i thrust my sword
do you hold alt or do you double click?
no
i tap alt
HOLD
HOLD ALT
what i just said was uhhhh
a more
specific technique
that wont work on swords
less technique and more bull-shenanigan-shitting
real
guys is multiplayer coming out anytime soon or will it be comming out
what
it's gonna come out eventually
okay thanks
idk, hope this helps
can someone jump into a call and help learn thursting its not working
I could
please i need help
idk
do you see me in vc rn
nope theirs no vc open
damn
okay so just
hold alt
left alt
and move your mouse forward and back
you also need to hold left mouse
ok
#vtuber #envtuber #softvtuber #cozy #sleepy #comfortcore #wholesome #asmr
yeah but its a pain in the ass
you need to take it apart
and most laptops aren't really
customizable
anymore
eh...
this is all whats left of my cloud drive
I deleted all the temp files
on uh
%temp%
or whatever
wiztree lets you see all the junk in your storage
Use TreeSize
and what does that do
literally anything that tells you all the junk in your storage
if you want to
just download it
hyper thanks you
yuh np
I don't have permissions to post images in this channel
yes
you need to level up
my friend recommended me that I take my laptop to a computer shop
and get a better sdd
ssd
or something
Quick. I tagged you
It's in an illegal place so hurry
In this server
what
good idea
I pinged you in another channel
honestly, yeah, but i thought maybe someone else would like to see it to
meow
until?
gotcha
has there been any news when early access is coming?
Q4 of this year
Excellent but i need it now
YES I’m gonna go grab those awesome donuts I love
@unreal bay maybe it's time for a break from Arma.
UHHHHHHHHHH
Is this healthy
i put my pc to sleep with arma open, so that if i wanna play it, i dont have to wait for 15 min for arma 3 to load
must've been the wind
Why are you waiting 15 min to play mid
i have over 300 mods
fair mods, take forever to load
immersion
@still scaffold This is my friends hour on War of Rights
Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Half Sword Demo\HalfSwordUE5\Screenshots
just press g on the photo mode bro
goob night chat
Dream of Willies
AFC just released their ruleset and scoring system for Armed Fighting!
But what is AFC?
AFC is The first and only online competitive half sword league that will begin when early access does, we will be using splitscreen + parsec to simulate online play, with different fighting disciplines such as armed fighting, and unarmed fighting (**boxing, mma, muay thai, and armed fighting. **)
Half Sword moderators in AFC: Mcwonderbeast (Community manager), Moai, Mantic, Ladiesman217, Fencer, GalaxyHighMarshal (HS DEV), and Kepontrucken! (voice actor)
DM ME FOR INVITE!
or go to my bio and click the link if it still works idk tho
i thiught only splitscreen will be in ea
Using parsec + splitscreen can simulate online play
parsec? isnt that a unit
yes but its also an app, heres the description
"Parsec is a remote desktop application that allows users to connect to their computers from anywhere, enabling them to work, play games, or access projects remotely. It is primarily used for video streaming, providing ultra low-latency access for high-performance gaming and remote work. Parsec also offers community resources for gamers, including tutorials and forums, making it a versatile tool for both gaming and professional use."
Why not just do remote play
Its far more stable imo
Cats
ask @static crest Ive got no clue why he chose parsec
KIITTTYYYY
Bonus calico kitty (Their sister!)
They all came from the same mother and father, except the kittens were born at the same time, while the sister and adult orange kitties are born way earlier.
Years earlier than the twins
@lost palm \
i finally found a shadow key
Willie isnt circumcised?
will halfsowrd be released on wii
atari 2600?
wanna know how i got these scars?
Sorry guys if that has been answered so many times but when is the full game coming?
Yes, it's a demo idk
Ah okay Thanks 🤝
Oh, it's just such a car 😃
Lamborghini
Because it’s beautiful
Get with the times old man
It’s not 1900
I bet you drive a carriage
With a horse
markip
does the city where you live have public transportation?
no wonder
in the US it's pretty cheap to get a license but you need a car to go anywhere unless you live in a metropolitan area
and yet we probably work more
per capita
i didn't know you worked like that. able-bodied people have to work eight hours a week? that doesn't sound right
What you guys talking abt
Wait what
Is that like a normal thing in whatever place you live in
Then where tf are you staying
Are you renting a place
Or what
You bought or rented
Ok
They have good wifi?
Don't use all of it
Oh nvm
I got two routers
So when the other one breaks
We got a spare
A whole tb
That has more storage than my laptop
Fucking 500 475 gb ass wifi
Storage
You got a job?
Trainee okay
Oh IT
Cool
So you do housework when you're not working?
Or what
Ah I see
You got any schoolwork?
I assume you're still in school because you said you were 16
If only this beauty wasn't 30 years late for half sword..
Is it at least a private
Server full of uncles
It is brotassium
I wonder how many words you can put bro in
18 or 21
Anything above 17 is considered a decrepit uncle
I'm 2011...
🥺
What did you expect
The exanima server on the other hand is actually full of gramps
Expect that from exanima server
can somebody reverse image search something for me
No
i need to see if it has an associated museum page
If it's one of the wonders of the world
i need to confirm a SUSPICION
yeah but i’m trying to find the actual link to the object
i knew the museum
The willie sticking out
the top one is probably what i’m looking for
I wonder how it would've been to wear armor in a sunny hot day
But metal is great at conducting heat so i'd guess you'd be inside a furnace
why is “but” prefacing that
Idk
English is not my native language
So I'll make grammar mistakes every once in a while.

I Forgot You’re Cambodian
Doesn't he get annoyed every time someone says he's cambodian
i forgot which one you actually are because it’s been joked about so much
my apologies
310 gb
idk if i can check how much i spent on the wifi itself
cause there are multiple devices connected to my network
how
did you download all the wikipedia files or some shit
Be careful bro sam is watching
there, better?
no
boring
How do I restart the progression? It just keeps putting me against the chanpion
Thanks!
blood
moon
scary...
😨
Where almost done the wplace project
so true
more like peakmilk
Literally will be done shortly!
that devil that may cry
Is it Virgil or Vergil
fwhy?
Ok not worth playing
dmc3 is fun
I got to delete gta 5
Aaaa
So I can play
Rdr2
FUCK
it's worth it anyway
Rdr2 on sale
Fuck yeah
Aight im done
Im done fucking around
Time to seperate the men frok the boys
Who here remembers ethangamertv?
Willie meme has been almost 3 weeks going now!
how I be rolling up on half sword
You look so handsome.
the horse
I hope mine last long, took me almost a month working alone on it
wait does the nvidia performance overlay actually reduce fps?
Not really from what I remember
Bro I still cannot believe you did this before finding out about the template script.
on my own since I didn't know about that blue manager
I legit has photoshop and the thing on the same screen
Yeah it took time
yeah
I invested in a flag for that 10% return.
But where moving countries each project
you spending 20K inx dropoints for each mvoe
yo
lol. Yeah so for each flag you own, equipped or not you will get 10% return on your pixels placed in that region.
WHERE almost their
I have to ask... did you drop money on this
did you spend the dosh
Nah I am as cheap as they come. All unlocks earned through placing pixels and leveling up. I saved up for my first flag first to get maximum return.
fair
I have only been buying colors as I need them.
Ah damn I will get there one day.
I have enough droplets that I can buy 2k pixels to place. Tempting.
that "The Thing" Poster made me bank on levels
._.
Oh yeah I can only image. Looks like 40k pixel image.
give me a minute I can figure it out real quick
yk wplace is a genius place for drawing random marketing stuff for your game or something
when will the original game be released Its gonna be online?
True, but be careful where you put them, some people may not be appreciative of where you slap an ad onto
guh why
Is it just me or everytime I go on wplace it crashes
it's not stable
Yeah they gotta fix it fr
on our last stretch
It's prob a combo of your ISP and the unstable host. I refresh my page every time I am about to place purely because it likes not keep up with server side changes.
Yeah
I think my idea of promoting say a video game would be to like spread some cool art that’s different from regions like they’re dark souls cover arts that for some reason always had differences with their cover arts in different regions
Make a cool willie drawing where theres thousands of castles
no multiplayer yet twin
the bosses get easier as you rank up
the knight boss is a cakewalk cuz he cant get any power in with his axe with his shield in his other hand
I have 20k email notifications 😭
and you have too much armor for flesh damage
will you add brigadine and bascinets
I think you skipped some numbers
yall mess with the Roblox armor
Willie blox
Didnt a guy just take 900mil home from the lottery
uma musume fans when they're forced to watch actual horses instead of anime girls
i fucking hate this dungeon layout
i'm deleting the dungeon the first chance i get
ancient civilization ass
xthat notia?
milanese man
Happy it's finally finishing!
bascinets when
heh
what a fun song
Where never gonna get him back bros
Where gonna yelled at
Schlimbus
never say never
I still regret nothing
My trolling and lolly gagging has no limits
so true
They were out of fashion by the period our game takes place.
Rapier solos longsword rapier solos longsword
Is this that private medieval roleplay game
A ballad of thrones or something
Time to stamp China!
are we working on one in china rn?
I talked about it in #1408744050852499467
sweet god, this is near by the building cite
HE IS WATCHING US
why i cant install half sword tech
Tech? Do you mean the game?
on steam there is "half sword tech demo"
I will neversee Regular show the same ever again.
There is only one build on Steam.
If you are hitting download and the process does not start properly, this is a Steam side issue and you will need to open a support ticket with them.
for me there is
Once you start placing pixels, I can follow. I don't have the extension to automatically place pixels.
WILLYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
2
4
1
WILLYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
amazing
Wild
does anyone wanna stamp cologne in germany ?
something is telling me youre a pm poser
but i just cant prove it
is that a good thing
poser
get out of my fucking sight
you wouldnt know how to do a realization if your life depended on it
can you syfm you dont know anything about the games or the lore
i dont think you realize how much people like you taint the community which you arent even a part of
totally didn't get through canto 3 yesterday no not at all
just let him enjoy his life bro
yeah i dont play the game vro
ragebait...
@lost palm
@lost palm
@lost palm
@lost palm
@lost palm
did you finish lob corp or lor? exactly also canto 3 is nothing
@lost palm
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sad
@lost palm
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day 49
why is he lying?
@lost palm
@lost palm
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he doesn't know it's ayin
@lost palm
you dont even know who the orphans are
syfm
poser
what game is is you are talking about
work insight on spider bud
whatever you say poser
wow, this fight is crazy
do you think i would even try to argue with a tourist?
tourist ?
pm tourist
that's kinda what you're doing right now
what even is pm
yea the sooner you get out of the pm phase the better
filthy tourist
what is pm bro
@lost palm
what about the skill
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yeah yeah keep talking you found pm through item asylum
you probably found it from forsaken you dog
keep talking
@lost palm
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whatever black silence allusions player
oh project moon is a very cool game
?????
i dont have time to argue with ignorant subaverage iq apes
so block it is
i win
@lost palm
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keep ragebaiting see where it gets you

purple tear maxxing
i became elon musk by ragebaiting 
that isnt a cat
you betrayed all of us
also ur not funny the stop talking for your own betterment
stop yapping (not meant disrespectfully)
the one who said project moon is a cool game btw
ok (not meant disrepectfully)
bro i just said it looks like a cool game (not meant disrepectfully)
?
what game
?????????
ur also unfunny btw
timmy tuffknuckles over here
i mean the project moon series
judgement bird please kill everyone in this server thanks
except the devs because i need to see hs release
fake pm fan 👎👎👎👎👎
we need to send as many cat gifs as possible
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i still dont get who ur talking to
who made this ?
The guy in the video
real ones know who this dagger belongs to (it’s the red and white knight on the promo material)
The guy in the video...
but why are you sending this here
Why not?
Because its cool.
saying this again I really wanna see them as npcs you can talk to or like see the blue and red knight fight as like an event or something
baseless claims, posts don gifs without even reaching canto 7(is on canto 3), didnt play lobotomy corp OR LOR, pretends to know something about the games by googling it and then calls me a fake pm fan? checks out
human scum
ok item asylum player
people when someone writes more than 2 sentences
Imagine sleeping
imagine imagining
how would you feel if your favorite fandom was getting destroyed by posers and people who only play 1 of the games because its free and then say its bad when they cant get past a boss
everspinningpilled gearwheelmaxxer
Boy what stupid argument that will lead to nothing are we arguing about today
man of the hour
me sending a gif from a game i play and getting called a fake fan just because i'm a newbie 👍
Before yall respond let's remember this doesn't impact anything at all 😄
if you really like your fandom of games. Then why not let new players into the fandom so it can grow and get more fame and more players that like the game
no its actually because people are ruining the fandom by posting stuff about it that they see online while having no knowledge about the previous games or lore and then say hahahaaha silly autistic don quixote blonde short girl hahaha :3 :3 :3
Ok Filip take a break
Don Quixote mentioned (I've never read the book)
Stop fueling the fire, you too @lunar stream
i am trying to extinguish the fire
Uh huh
that was one time
ain't fueling it no more
Just dont ragebait the poor fella
i was trying to help them both
shouldnt have tried to ragebait me in the first place :3
i will now head off to
honk shoo
goodbye halfcord
g´night sir
atleast you know shes from a book
or well HE in the book
Say that again
i should really read don quixote
I’d feel great 
Rali, don't
Oh woops
Interjecting myself into arguments is a gamble, and I have lost on this day :(
Old drama that needs to die lol
Oh that was ten minutes ago 
its actually a problem though
Ngl I don’t even know what we’re talking about </3
I was building legos like an adult
Based
Wait i’m boated
now make a Lego iceberg
The Endurance didn’t crash into an iceburg, it got trapped in an icefield
Isn't there a movie about that?
Probby
It’s a really popular survival story
Especially since everyone survived
The boat survived 10 months on that icesheet!
Before sinking
And then they had to venture out
Damn they were stranded for a hot minute
Yepper depper :)
Then they got rescueredd :))
I'm gonna rewrite history and theyre going to be rescued by mutant cannibals
What no thats so mean :(
"Oh finally, after a year we're saved!"
The mutant cannibals:
Naur :(
Thats so rood
So rood bruv
Mantic?
Yes but its usually used by the younger hooligans. I do not say bruv unless im being ironic
Hooligans is a power word I need to use more
Greetings
Good to know tho!
Roadmen are a subset of hooligans. Usually distinguished by big puffer coats and balaclavas.
@plain scroll antic hi mantic
Just got the game and have a question, how to I dodge?
lol You gonna cash out your droplets?
hi silly head
nah
if you dethrone Mcwonderbeast you get to become the new community manager
(this is a joke)
MeowSword
PLAY HALF SWORD
Half Cat
Gonna call yourself the armored ||pussies||?
hey we are what we eat 
so half sword will be mmo rpg right?
did i miss an annoucment? is there a reason why we ahvent gotten an update recently?
early access?
did they ever give an estimated time or no
ill just ask someone else
Q4 of 2026
*5
2025
so soon
we're not sure exactly when tho
np
Q4 could also be december 31st 💔
no clue
do you know if there will be better game optimization when ea comes out?
that's a wonderbeast question
more than likely yeah
i really hope cause brave stand is the laggest gamemode but its one of the most fun
i think more npcs that are in the game = laggier the game.
yeah armor is so buggy also. i cut someones helmet in half one time
Has anyone gotten Half-Sword to work on Linux?
The plan is to keep the demo up after EA release. We plan to update the demo to represent all the combat changes and adjustments made to match the EA experience. @subtle rock
it is not a full fledged game though. and yea people could def just take it as it is now and continue playing forevermore as a free experience
but they won't have the full experience
I think the demo should be updated with all the combat changes like mcwonder says but also remove gauntlet+abyss and only have the "free mode" experience, so that there is further incentive to buy the game
that way all you get from the demo is a taste of combat
I dont know...I've done a lot of rolls
got both of these very quickly
both of these here are the sickles
noooo the big sickle
the scythe!
but I wanna try it
you can try the abyss and use it there, or use Halfsword Enhancer mod
and spawn it in
If you don't want mods, kill the peasant boss in the abyss
cool whats the halfsword enhancer mod? Where do I find it?
Nexus doesnt like auto updates so they flagged it
You can download the mod through GitHub. It’s pinned in #modders-guild-hall
@open magnet
is it just me or should half sword add jousting
why does the game crash but everything still work in the background
oops
i did not mean to reply
Demos attract sales. The demo as it is now is primarily combat the only update will be to combat to match EA build. There is allot of content coming in EA.
its worth it
for like what
back?
aint it forearms
Triceps
We are, that is what matters
.
For the forearms you don't extend the arms you just pull down with your wrists
Is there a way to pre-order the full game?
There is not. The best way to support us currently is to wishlist the game.
:(
how do i make him work out
idk
You may be spamming the left right mouse buttons and got the asthma glitch
Try holding them both instead of spamming
valid crashout
I WAS FUCKING WINNING FINALLY FOR ONCE THEN I RANDOMLY GOT SEND TO THE ABYS FOR NO FUCKING REASON DIED ADN NOW I HAVE TO LEVEL UP AGAIN
shoouldnentadied
thats so stupid
get good as they say
inside voices
First which abys are we talking, when you die or when you click the abys button
when you die
but i think both are the same
their a bit different
NO KITTY SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOU
dieing in the gauntlet sents you to the abyss so you can try to fight to the rank you died in. (Failure means starting back as homless man, and winning means your back to where you died). The regular abys, is just a longer version where you fight various of the boss through a sort of scavenger hunt and fight.
The one in the gauntlet is much shorter
oh so basicaly only fight 1v1
No
In the longer abys, you'll get to points where multiple of enemies are fighting you
well at least you wont need to deal with the abys bs
I don't think so in the smaller one but I haven't gotten to a point where I died in the later gauntlet levels
why did it say i unlocked the miltaia rank when i cant access it
you have to choose a faction (It's on the right side with the banners)
oh alr
rfff
frrr
Listen to this on Spotify
yurp
Give it to some random person and see their reaction
😔
Bad night 😡
Btw this was acknowledgement
Oh have a great night man
goodnight silver deathuh
Deadass, this how my dog climbs fences.
This spot in the abandoned town is the only spot where this gif could take place. There are (to my knowledge) no other factories with this fence type on the ground.
In the original video, he zooms out showing that the dimensions check out. He's wearing hardware for metal working, and that would explain the metal worked flooring.
But more importantly, in @RANDOMPLANET (yt)'s original video, he names "Tanglewood" in the description, which to me CONFRIMS this is the factory this dog gif takes place in.
good lord man
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its so cool
project zomvies
yeah!
my life for aiu- half sword pvp
playin around
green goblin mSm
@lofty kindle I got to ask. Does your work know your spending company time to put pixels on wplace
Is there any mods for this game
theirs a trainer I belive in nexus mods
but the game is only a demo now
We might see more in the early access stage
god damn it
help me choose
1 room or 2 rooms
(i already picked and sending this just for shit and giggles)
whyy
thx
we've all seen this silly little video right,
here's a question
which fuckin music creator decided to give it a copywrite strike, 5 years after it's release XD
the new song, just fuckin throws off the vibe man TwT
Work approved activity.
bro, just buy the pixels on the compay card and put it down as a tax wright off. kek
It should be in your advertising budget
That would be a hard sell.
Jokes aside it's funny thinking you get paid to put pixels on a web browser
It's not billable, I cannot actually claim it as work.
If I could damn. I would charge by the pixel.
bruh
Hey we are all working on those pixels


