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russ helmets are lame
via YouTube Capture
now that i think about it
you know how people suggest vr
what about
just vr controllers
to control arms
Halfsword vr is just blades and sorcery
Yeah but the difference between the two is that b&s sucks
Holy fucking shit finally someone agrees
the npcs are stupid and cant two hand weapons
the damage system SUCKS
the npcs also use canned animations
you cant thumb grip
is there any release date or anything yet? Is there anything new to play aside from the playtest?
no set release date yet
do we have an ETA?
near the end of 2025 is all the info we have
okay, thank u
stabby
what is this
Ancient Rus => Russian Empire => the USSR being authoritarian => George Lucas taking inspiration from it
【#Hololive Star Wars Club】 #The three of us will introduce our collaboration with Coca-Cola and toast with Coke!!!【 Korone Inugami/Noel Shirogane/Luna Himemori】
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it looks weird
i dont get what these anime girls are
oh those are vtubers
from japanese corporation
3 of them are the closest to SW fans they got
why the fuck are vtubers drinking coke
NOOOOOOOOO
beh
now i will have all my downloaded osu maps playing in my head
good lord i dont play this game
clear for 2 years
its ASS
ye
i couldnt even play it for 2 miliseconds
mfs got 2k pp record now
theres too much shit going on
what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?
NEWPORTS
7 11 bitch 🗣️
i've misread it as 9/11
i wonder why shop is called like this
7 11
oh 7 AM to 11 PM
it was distinct trait in 40s
i dont like the concept of 9 to 5 jobs
every one ive had or i know of is more like 7 to 3
5/2 is dogshit as well
days
mfs really engineered the most miserable existence possible
6/1 is worse
no shit
now people watch at 4/3
2/2 lowk peak
po
RDR2
Ive played
gta 4 and 5
of course Im going to play it
chat remind me of that maths guy that solves random equations and geometry questions on his pc
who
with like screenshots rsther than paint
play postal 2
youtuber
its on for 52 cents
nope
or something
cool ass game where you do fuckin chores but you can kill people n shit
do you genuinely not know postal
Im watching a video on it
jerma simulator
it looks like doom
even i know postal who doesnt know postal
2
the physics look like they come from garrys mod
or half life
its not actually source engine
its unity 2
fuck was it unreal or unity
And piss on people too.
ew
yeah I saw that on the video
pissing on some penis looking store mascot
oh unreal
yay
an old version of unreal
lmaoooooooooo
but pls
did this and the hot coffee mod activated
enjoy
aw
i wish there were more melee games
with good fighting systems
parrying and dodging is a great feeling
gta 6 will apparently have hurricanes
they be saying anything now to be smart
think he meant to say "objection"
objecting to what?? 😭
Actually crazy ass typo
How do you even make that mistake
idk probably a child
3000 people saying "she just like me fr"
Sad Gif
Sob Emoji
Let's see what funny half sword clips I will repost today
is it still considered pacifism if i destroy their limbs
❌
awwww
👍
I don't even know what this is. I'm not sure if I will even find out. My phone doesn't support this video's codec, so I have no way of knowing
NYes
willies have tumors in their limbs
youre doing a good deed
they scream because they are relieved after all that pain
the what
sticking out your gyratt for the rinzler
meow
just beat it
does anyone have the link to an archive of the playtest file
what happened to the playtwst? i’ve been outta the loop
fawkkk not again
@gloomy urchin your gluttony will be your downfall
eats you
@gloomy urchin you will fall
eats you
chat recommend me more games like cyberpunk
i forgot how fun openworld is
i can feel my brain expanding
when im using like a sword + buckler
should i use them "independently"
or hold down both mouse buttons
whats the most effective way to use them
From open world games i only played kcd and kcd 2
yeah but what if i want to block
mehh
fuck i just got my head split open by a mean overhead
you can point with the buckler if you tap the key it's assigned to
or just bash with it
like a punch
and the way you use the sword depends on the kind of it

GOT TO ONE OF THE HIGH TIERS
SOMEHOW GOT ONE SHOT BY A STICK (I HAVE PLAYER DAMAGE TURNED ALL THE WAY DOWN)
GO INTO ABYSS
FATAL ERROR
HOW ABOUT YOU JUST GO FUCK YOURSELF
haha coward
imagine turning damage down
i keep em Vanilla
well SORRY i dont wanna turn into the angry german kid
Can you only play as a begger?
Depression in the embed fail
diagnosis: SHUT THE FUCK UP
homos sounds like a Latin root
nwa
Out of love for the game why are we only getting cabinets and wagon updates vro 😭
Nope That Is Wrong Kill This Man Please
nya
Kill This Man He Is Wrong
It’s pissing me off and I wanna see more wip.. as long as it isn’t a random shield texture
wow what a meanie
meow
:3
That Is Not Goof
yk what would be really cool in half sword
Nope
bear traps
signed
do you guys think bear traps would be cool in half sword
eh
maube
if they ripped your limbs off
gmod ragdoll torture map
i made a post in feedback bug reporting
@south roost
maybe
dude i just found out the voice actor of toki in fist of the north star passed away
ok ???
whyd i reply to you
is this shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan
maybe
Over a thousand Math Videos linked to a free math website. Andymath.com. Please check it out!
foundnthe fucker
i understand more from what hes talking about than i do in class
will the halfsword devs be at the gamescom next year ? I need to meet all of the devs
man do I love halfsword
Because theres no official mod support tools yet. The only mods out are weapon packs, loadout selectors and trainers. #modders-guild-hall pins, nexus, and GitHub
I just want something to help me cope with my skill issue
or some really silly stuff like super strength if that’s possible
Halfsword enhancer mod, pinned in #modders-guild-hall would be your best bet
Im not 100% but I THINK it has strength
so how do I use it? do I need to put it in a file or what
I know the old trainer did at least
as long as there’s at least immortality I’m happy
No clue I don’t use mods. Check in #modders-guild-hall
ok thanks
another face in a faceless crowd
are you saying memes have peaked once ?
does anyone have some advice for drawing like they did in the medieval times. ?
why did i just see a woman peeing like a man in cyberpunk
do i consider it canon or a bug
😭
after downloading combat overhaul that tweeks weapon damages shotgun is still most op weapon in the game i've seen so far
i mean you see this shit?
Goop
what game is that
.
cyberpunk
no
Goop
willy and billy
yes
People really be like “dont upsell me”
This is a brake caliper, if you don’t know. It’s what pushes your brake pads against the rotors. Except this didnt have a brake pad left. Just the rotor. Take care of your cars before they kill you
what a cute couple
Or you kill someone else
hi unc
pvp in this game?
so maybe eventually
Doubtful but maybe
If yes, not until after full release
Carnage suckx
I don’t like it’s reload speeedd
Throwing knife and quickhacks all the way fr
ion wanna cheese it
i say that and still half of my fights come down to carnage and sniper rifle that turns your body into a pile of meat
Overheat + Synapse Burnout + Overheat + Short Circuit + Contagion <3
flashbang snap neck carnage carnage carnage
Uhm more like Flashbang + Decisive Strike + Bite the Bullet + Sprintburst 
everybondy gangsta until i pull out o'five
THEY BANNED A NUMBER
why sixty seven though?
try better
What is in it
bcz of the six seven meme
You are a snitch so I won't
thats what i thought
Looks like another deep dive
I can read your thoughts. That's how I knew.
Don't get it.
pay the AC well
is the joke?
to me you look forever pretty
like Central Park in New York City
absurdism
wat
baiting is bannable as well
lets all gang against suar to get him off the server
Then ban yourself from existence
We are all in a server
Matrix
I just hanged
Dunce is such a master baiter he got himself banned for baiting
😐
He's using the propelling force of each hit
Yeah, ask god to turn on one year mute
i dont even know what the joke is about
i thought it was about american presisent for some reason
Wait, is that the reason he so obssessed with baiting and ban?
The worst version of absurdism
idk Im not a master baiter
bowl cut
upside down paintbrush headass
@drowsy finch meow
@somber panther what happened to the other 6899 beer drinkers
Car !!!!
i drank them
technical education in eastern europe gives you alcoholism and depression
so true
I want to have that haircut
you're bald 🥀
FUCK
bald is better than that
yeah
because I can cosplay as mr clean
or one punch man
or the rock
or mega mind
or krillin
or stone cold
or frieza
or walter white
bald cut can lowkey go hard if you have the right head shape
what if you have like a really ugly head
a deformed head
who could you cosplay as
LOL
tyler1 moment
mango
aw
mustard
why the hell
is ncpd considered bad
they called an entire department on me
after like killing 2 officers
the ncpd sucks
just another corp
and i am all for total corpo anihilation
BRO THEY GOT 50 OFFICERS ON ME IN LIKE 30 SECONDS OF SHOOTING
INSANE RESPONSE TIME
me when cops
anyways i stole their armored car so they get owned now
the one with ze rockets?
jokes on you the ncpd are not born, they are spawned in
btw is it like your 1st playthrough?
the horrors of technology
rahhh
yuh
just experimenting if i should fw them
@drowsy finch how tf does one survive oshaune past diff 8
u shouldnt
they're calling laser beam on me arent they
UH OH
MAXTAC'S A CALLIN'
run
just run
you have absolutely no chance agaisnt maxtac yet
you're fucked
yep
designated as a cyber psycho 🥀
is sniper bad
no
but nothing is going to save you
you are already dead
lucky bastard
there only bad weapons are lowkey smart ones
nvrm operators are there
show my achilles some respect 
i couldve won i think
im not used to switching guns
and its hard to control assault
my cyberpunk build is just blowing shit up and stopping time with sandevistan
can i do sandevistan and quickhack at the same time
no
aw
i wanna do sandevistan
but hacks are fun
is there actually usage for weapon stash
yes
i js carry all weapons on me
i mean theres just a bunch of iconic pistols i got
i select a few main weapons annd sell everyrhing else
is maxtec really that bad
i mean they dash alot thats it
i can shoot up a crowd and get an entire department of night city on me 🤑
if an average cyberpsycho can be countered by a netrunner turning up k-pop on a radio and grabbing him from behind no wonder im considered a city-level threat
anyways i go to sleep
ait they're here
would be cool if you beat up maxtec they just orbital strike you or call in military
sniper rifle
What is this game
wdym
the one they are talking about?
thats cyberpunk 2077
Ah
goobniight
I thought there was a game called catfish 😭😭
ASDKDAADHBGSASKGBDJASBAHWDKJVHWSBDKSKVDKHAVWJHJH
i dont doubt it
some obscure dev must have produced a game called catfish
Damn
yea maxtac are insane
do y'all just press g when you've defeated an enemy or do you desecrate their corpse first, like i do
Hmmm, depends on if they pissed me off or not
2
how do i play with my friend
cant
You can’t, it’s single-player
oki
true
when i see theyre too wounded to live i kill them ofd
or if they made me mad
prefferably stabbing them in the vitals with a dagger or beheading them
Yessss
so do I
even tho i suck at it
boiling water temp
thats like 30ish celcius?
insane
Whoa
is that willie 
That was uncalled for
get your metric out of my fucking sight you damn european
how tall are you, huh? 1.82 meters?
silly ass
1,84 meters
or 6 feet
oh wow, 1,840 meters?!
How many feet there are in a mile?
yes because measuring yourself in feet is somehow better
cant think of any other reason to use a comma in a number but a group of thousands
i think we are all pretty calm
theres no arguing lol
Says the guy attacking people for using Celsius?
"attacking"
Yes?
ok but real talk who tf uses stone as a measure of weight
you see someone poking fun as you as an attack
that makes your free speech laws make sense lmao
Yes? What else would it be?
european discovers the concept of jokes
hamgher
how do i start all over if i completed it
well, when you live in a society that tells you that any time anyone questions anything you do or say in any way, they are actively attacking you and should be punished by the state
it makes sense that jokes go over ones head
That’s not what I’m saying?
This shit fucking sucks
guys should i put smth in that meuseum channel
i thanked heavens i sat in climatised office
@night sequoia
i went outside and it was like being punched by a djin
I get your point, but you’re essentially saying “Fahrenheit good Celsius bad”
I don’t get it
but also uh
celsius is for water, fahrenheit is for people
are you a water or a people
Yes
both
not unless you're dehydrated
banana bread is the best type of bread
no debate
fahrenheit is very easy to understand, actually
0 Fahrenheit? fucking cold
100 Fahrenheit? fucking hot
I personally think Celsius is good for everything, but that’s just my opinion
-30 celsius weather is hell
anything between 0-100 is generally survivable
beyond that range
then it gets difficult
who in here be farting fr
Heaven
@lofty kindle am i allowed to ask if you saw my mod application ?
._.
what
whats wrong
we dont have to go homeee
but we cannot stayyy
just take my hand
and everything will be okayyy
pleaseeeeeeeeeeee
the blade thirsts for blood
when wil the game come out
what's Q4?
quarter 4
Google it brochacho 😭
ur so sigma🥀
Ok brotercycle
I asked my friend and he said it’s probably a “Spanish M1895 or M1907 Artillery Saber”
Chinese, maybe kanji
the last three months of the year
It's goated
i hope your phone battery catches fire
My favourite one is the dark one with black eyes where he's swallowing the earth, what about yours? @forest falcon
Fuck they blocked my message
good
This server is trying to silence me
i wasnt allowed to play the game bc i waasnt old enough 😭
@lofty kindle
@forest falcon
Please read the application it informs you of how the process works.
i just get no message if i dont get accepted ?
idk if this is okay to post
it’s at the very least on the edge of the edge
Why???
Bro how is this inappropriate at all 😭
Im pretty sure it was fake
why?
Idk i heard something about it hold on im gonna check
But either way it isn't anythinf graphic or anything
think it would count under the “no illegal activities” rule lmao
I am thinking the same as gooba
I found nothing
Oh damn
I don't think i look like im planning illegal activities tho
plainly it is a man flashing a gun in a restaurant to threaten somebody with violence
it is not ok to post
new phone camera kinda goated
Aight bro
you a mod right ?
Ah, yes. 1 day
i am going trough this phase rn
same
Guys is the rx 9070 xt enough to play the game smoothly at epic ot even Cinematic
whats happening rn ?
Yes he is
i wanted to ask how long he had to wait for a response
.
or how long did you have to wait till you got a response for the mod application
i call this move the Bloodline Finisher
Sam has been a mod since before it required an application. I applied but was already more or less accepted and more of a formality. Nowadays, mcwonder goes through the applications once every couple weeks-a month, typically. If you don’t hear back from him by then, you weren’t accepted for one reason or another.
Are you 18+?
Because if not I can tell you already it’ll be rejected
isnt the game itself 18+ ?
With the things that get posted you’d need to be 18+
i wanna help this community
We see a lot of..bad stuff
isnt there any other role
now im curious what kind of stuff
Nope
i wouldnt think someone posts their ''willie'' in this server
maybe like,gore and stuff
but the game itself is gore so
Guys
Here me out
We go into a police station…
stay with me here…
And we bring 1.4 million donuts
OG role is for ex moderators
how about...
1400001 donuts
watching a video about the lethal injection so my mind went to drugs instead of donuts 😭
my brain works weird
This is the exact reason we no longer allow new people to use Vc
oh wow
jeez
Do i count as new?
man i will never get a role. but the most importatn reason is that i have fun in this server
if i am level 2 then level 3 is pretty new yeah
It’s not glamorous being a mod lol I promise you that
being a mod for any server is not fun probably
i just wanna help this community
i once was one
NOT fun.
I dont think you can go past level 3
how do the levels even work
pvp mode when?
i think it was fun tbh
You get 3-6xp for one message every 60 seconds, to prevent spam. Level 3 you’ll have unlocked every perm, level 2 is image perms. Anything past that doesn’t show in here, but you can check your level in #stat-rank-check with the /rank command through willie bot
TL:DR
shits hard to do lol
If you did it in one sitting you’d have to chat around 3 hours
Early access releases in Q4 and will have split screen
imagine having friends
cant be me
Tf is a friend
(i DO have friends but they are stubborn as SHIT and refuse to buy new games)
also like how does split screen even work if the game is on PC
Controllers
How does that even work with keyboard and mouse lmao
Or two keyboards and mice
what level am i
But controllers would be best lol
People play this game with controllers?
''Surprisingly works'' said a dev when i asked him
people will with splitscreen
or maybe i am remembering wrong
Is it like for honor controllers? lmao
the biggest monitor is still way smaller than a TV
whut
what level am i please tell me
2
Back in my day I had to walk uphill 7 miles both ways just to play a game on a 15 inch tv
nooooooooo
are you saying 15 inches is small
the size of the screen does not affect how much either player sees of their game
how can i see how much xp i need
It’s not the size that counts..
you know. L2/ LT to lock onhold r1/ rb and then use the right stick to control the weapon. Kinda like For honor
i BET that tv had a great personality
#stat-rank-check /rank command through Willie bot
that feels off for half sword
also why is the character called Willie
i guess it’s up to what you bind the buttons to
is there an answer for that
he was named that by the developers
One sec I’ll find his card
also Willie has no willie if you get the secret Naked Willie easter egg (that is totally not a bug)
make it a vital spot like the head
does anyone have any drawing advice for me
Yes, my advice would be to draw good
best documanation of Naked Willie
You’re welcome
wow
ew its AI
🥀
I accept Venmo
i never noticed
hi
why does your name have like 100 spaces
hm?
is this good
I was right Half Sword with controller do be playing like For Honor
had to hurry up
i love the fact that Willie never changes facial expressions
he does
you can cut him both of his legs off and he just stays a chill guy
he does not
Explain these mugshots then
ai ??????
why he lowk look like Jeff Bezos
megamind ahhh
also why does willie sometimes yell out something that sounds like the N word
You wish you could be as fly as Willie
what is the word and what does it mean
Eggard. For some reason, a commonly misheard word
no not that one
what
uhhh
You are hearing what you want to hear 😭
EGGARD IS A DIFFERENT VOICELINE
I AM NOT CRAZY
😭
Bros marbles are spilled
I KNEW THAT DOOR HAD A LOCK ON IT
it’s not
Tally ho lads
You don’t have to we all know it’s eggard cause people have asked it literally hundreds of times 
look he looks bored
jesus christ you snapped his neck 😭
poor dude
no i didnt
bro is a MASTER of fistfighting
he had a neckache ????
its NOT eggard
actin like we ain’t played the game breh ….
different voiceline
i can do worse
i KNOW my medival slurs
your what
i have no idea who this guy is 💔
Watch funny man says slur i think? by chill_chris6945 and millions of other Half Sword videos on Medal. Tags: #halfsword
mangiakur
i had no idea i was this much of a lucrative target
i’m pretty sure it’s mangy cur
but since he’s middle english he pronounces things like a TODDLER
quite literally nothing
not you
oh it means like ,dog
gross dog !
It is a colorful way to describe a scruffy-looking dog and can generally be used in any context.
mangy cur
probably mangy cur
ohbyeah
okay i didn't scroll my fault
scruffy is a bit of an understatement for mange
some of them dogberts looking like zombies with mange
ragamuffin!
well good to know Willie isnt screaming slurs
he would never
congratulations on being the first person to misinterpret that voice line as the n word
nah Willie's insults are absolute peak 🔥🔥🙏
eastern time folks. heh.
imagine not being cest
its 10 pm for me
wait i have school this monday
GODDDDDDDDDD my summer vacation is over 😭
i even asked ivan what they are saying
Anyone not in EST is bad
Ruffy vs BSD tonight
at the gamescom
i keep forgetting people go to school
chat what do you think about this clip
Watch me when the uhhhh the uhhhhhhhhh by chill_chris6945 and millions of other Half Sword videos on Medal. Tags: #halfsword
I have to go to school in the 15th of september 😔
🍅🍅🍅
spoken like someone who has a c*reer....
you think I have a career?
LIMBUS COMPANYYYYY
perchance
I'm just so cool
unemployed final boss
unemployed baron
I could flex everything i have rn
he said they are speaking a mix of english and medieval english which means they are not very clear to understand until you know medieval english
begone vile NEET
talk shit get hit
flibbertigibbet!
2 j*bs to be specific
stan smith whabtthe fuck
@pale radish
Ew
oh my god stan Smith I didn't even realize
Talk hit get shit
I can finally start MMA after 9th of september 🙏
no one even cares
i think it’s because most of us already figured
we care we just don't have to say a anything about it
i was afk
not you again

why are you even here
ok that one was the first funny one
gore
oh..that's gore. of my comfort character
why be mean
neither one nor wisely are options in this quiz
I ain't voting
Anyone who votes in the pole gets timed out for 3 weeks
i have your cat in my basement
finially a good mod decision
job had one bro
lol I found that gif
@dusky scaffold
Mods, Kill this man
it’s spelled WILLIE
what are you 12?
Maybe
he might be
"maybe"