general-catfish-🐱🐟

[small spoke]

throw it at the ground

[spare token]

love the kettle of this guy

[golden summit]

yo do you think i can run half sword on a pentium 2 and 256 MB of ram and integrated graphics

[desert nova]

Did they fix the crashing problem for the ultimate challenge?

[spice forum]

Where are the guns

Add guns when?

[clear pebble]

first add bows

[somber panther]

guns seem easier ngl

[signal burrow]

why some people have full game ?

[last bay]

i tought it said another dragon 😔

[cinder dirge]

when game out i cant wait any longer

[twin nexus]

add fighter jets first 😎

[worthy ginkgo]

willy wagon

[indigo hare]

They don’t

[indigo hare]

Early access Q4, the next few months

[eternal cedar]

Wagon=horse combat

[cinder dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/usa-eeuu-trump-thumbs-up-gif-15528478

[brave elbow]

bro please only ping for "important" wip stuff 😭

[cinder dirge]

😔

[indigo hare]

Not until early access

[steady raven]

you're saying you don't like the wagon?

[hollow steeple]

the wagon is hiding the release date I'm sure!

let's ambush it!

[lofty kindle]

They are all important.

[indigo hare]

Turn off your WIP notification role

[brave elbow]

i do indeed not

[brave elbow]

yh but i wanna get pinged for new weapon models or armors

[steady raven]

for shame!

[indigo hare]

Ok

Cant have both ways

On or off your choice

[brave elbow]

could have it both ways if they stopped pinging for cabinets 😭

[little wyvern]

like no hate but can we please get just one wip leak ab a weapon ? its been months all we get is random stuff

[brave elbow]

deadass

[hollow steeple]

ah yes, change the rules for a 120k+ person discord because this one person is really mad

[icy shadow]

Fools do not appreciate 15th century material culture

Despicable

[plucky yew]

hi guys

[steady raven]

exactly, smh

[brave elbow]

im not mad + im pretty sure most people dont wanna get pinged for a wagon but everyone wants to get pinged for a new longsword model

[little wyvern]

its not that i just want to see one weapon in wip its literally been like 2 months with not a single weapon leak

[chilly knoll]

Is the game supposed to release this year?

[icy shadow]

Enjoy your wagon

[little wyvern]

🥀

[indigo hare]

Then dont tune in or turn off your WIP notifications. You seeing a sword isn’t gonna make a difference. Early access will still come in the next few months

[little wyvern]

thats one way to say shut up

[buoyant hollow]

devs doing # ANYTHING
but update the game

[steady raven]

"another wagon?! indeed, what may seem lackluster to some is in truth the wain bearing what is yet to come."

[indigo hare]

Early access is coming in Q4 please dont rage bait

[kindred copper]

will there be any more optimization improvements? my pc is pretty good, yet i can never run this game smoothly

[chilly knoll]

I mean they just keep showing random objects, that's boring and shit

[indigo hare]

refer to first part of my message

[chilly knoll]

Right that doesn't make them not boring or shit tho does it buddy?

[icy shadow]

They’re interesting if you care about the 15th century world

[gloomy crest]

All quiet on the happening front.

[indigo hare]

likely yes, but nobody knows for sure whats coming. but given it will be paid for, i imagine it will be more optimized

[gloomy crest]

Nothing ever happens.

[chilly knoll]

You're just saying "don't look!!" Like wowzer great advice!!!

[indigo hare]

im not going to argue with you right now. if you dont like what you see stop looking

[gloomy crest]

Correct

[chilly knoll]

Why even say anything at all?

I think that's like, evident

[kindred copper]

it aint that deep

[crimson star]

if i binwalk this latest sneak peek and there ISNT a secret hidden inside im unwishlisting half sword

[chilly knoll]

If you don't like glass don't step on it!!! Duh

[gloomy crest]

CORRECT HES RIGHT, HES RIGHT!!!

[indigo hare]

if youre here to start shit you can go sit in the corner. other people are here to see stuff about the game

[chilly knoll]

Why r u like actually offended if I don't like the WIPs?

R u a game dev?

[gloomy crest]

half sword devs on their way to post an object that will not appear in game for the foreseeable future

[crimson star]

half sword discord users on their way to be needlessly negative for a game that has a confirmed release date (quarter wise, at least)

[stable palm]

EVERYONE, GATHER YER ARMS AND LET'S RAID THE WAGON!

[blazing lodge]

that's very soon

[gloomy crest]

Syfm

[icy shadow]

Quit complaining kids! It’s a cool wagon stop bitching

[kindred copper]

on god

[indigo hare]

yes, just a few more months 🔥

[stable palm]

exactly

[icy shadow]

Here we go

[blazing lodge]

how do you know that

[gloomy crest]

mickey mouse paper thin bread gif

[stable palm]

?

[icy shadow]

I LIKE WAGONS!!!

[indigo hare]

they dont. this happens with every wip post lol

[crimson star]

just mute this dude already

[blazing lodge]

i mean, it could be as soon as october, or as late as december

[gloomy crest]

“its a cool wagon” its a wagon relax

[fierce hearth]

EA is coming closer and closer

[indigo hare]

as i said to the other guy if youre here for drama youre in the wrong place

[gloomy crest]

are we deadass about to mute me because you disagree with me have we reached this stage of intolerance

[steady raven]

no, its a COOL wagon.

[gloomy crest]

i’m not

[gloomy crest]

It’s ok

[spark quartz]

You very much are. So if you're truly not, you'll start acting appropriately

[steady raven]

if i saw it in the streets i'd look at it for like, a solid 2-4 seconds

[crimson star]

are you this intolerant of minor updates to reassure people that stuff still is happening while not giving too much away to keep it fun

[gloomy crest]

Not though

[blazing lodge]

the wagon could be an important piece of a new game mode for all you know

[spark quartz]

Stop feeding the fire

[fierce hearth]

i cant tell if the wagon is cool or not i havent seen it ingame

[gloomy crest]

ok everyone calm down

[stable palm]

somethin' somethin' tolerance of intolerance, I gods damned hate livin' in the US right now, let's not repeat history please

[wild ingot]

when is the next update coming

😭

[gloomy crest]

Ok everyone calm down its ok

[crimson star]

q4

[gloomy crest]

its cool

[fierce hearth]

hush the updates are peak the devs know best

[indigo hare]

Q4 early access

[blazing lodge]

either october, november or december

[kindred fern]

general slopfish

[fierce hearth]

q4 next year 💔

[spark quartz]

Or even glovsembtober

[indigo hare]

just for you im going to petition for this

[fierce hearth]

maybe frankie suprises us with something nice before EA

[spiral zinc]

@gloomy crest Youll be thrown into the furnace.

[spark quartz]

Stop

[gloomy crest]

Pull out your sword then bastard

[stable palm]

q4 as in q4 of this century, so anywhere from 2075-2100

[icy shadow]

Failure to appreciate wagons will not be tolerated

[icy shadow]

Moderators, tar and feather this man

[kindred copper]

duel

[spiral zinc]

WHAT HAVE I DONE

[gloomy crest]

WHAT DID HE DO

[spark quartz]

We're about to tar and feather the next person to continue to fuel drama

[blazing lodge]

steam next festtttt

[fierce hearth]

q4 of this universe

[icy shadow]

Based?

[fierce hearth]

basically a few halfillion years before the heat death

will EA release

[stable palm]

It was horse-bow, not the gangleader! ... Never thought I'd say that while tellin' the truth.

[blazing lodge]

silksong tomorrow

[fierce hearth]

last day we can say ts

[spark quartz]

What did I just say, let's stop having this discussion

Please

[spiral zinc]

Either im slow or thats not related at all

[blazing lodge]

@lofty kindle Will we be getting a 2026 development roadplan just like with 2025?

[gloomy crest]

I agree with unaffiliated levantine gang leader

[icy shadow]

Need a longbow in this game stat

[stable palm]

how would that even work?

[spark quartz]

A crossbow has been teased, thats about the closest thing we got right now

[unborn kayak]

shooting competition

[icy shadow]

You pull it back then let go and the arrow goes out

[icy shadow]

I’d be happy with that

Isn’t this game set in Germany

[steady raven]

moving up could reel in the bow?!

[stable palm]

wait, really? Time for me to go scrollin' back through time.

[spiral zinc]

IM POOPING

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-champ-thats-really-interesting-next-time-keep-it-to-yourself-gif-25930013

[spiral zinc]

💔

[steady raven]

what a very relevant statement

[gloomy crest]

mods starting to mute people is equivalent to the british parachute regiment opening fire on 26 unarmed protestors on 30 january 1972 in derry, northern ireland also known as the “bloody sunday” incident

[eternal thicket]

How long before I get to 1v1 my friends

[kindred copper]

me too

[spark quartz]

Yup. Here's an example

[stable palm]

three centuries

[supple flare]

IM SHIIIIIAAAATINGGGEEEE 🥵💀

[icy shadow]

Stop

No poop September

[eternal thicket]

I will learn to code and make it lemme in

[chilly knoll]

Why are you guys running this server like Nazi Germany? Smallest amount of power gone to your head instantly

In fact you should just add a rule to the server if you aren't constantly glazing every aspect of the game and/or back talk mods you get your speaking privileges taken 😡

[stable palm]

Very well, make a mod. Pretty much how it goes. I think one modder is even creating custom maps

[chilly knoll]

Great server

[lofty kindle]

I can not give an affirmative answer at this time. It is planned but not currently in development. All focus and energy is prepping for Steam Next-Fest and finalizing the EA build.

[spiral zinc]

@gloomy crest 😭

[indigo hare]

nazi germany because you got muted for continuing to start drama.

god i hate how dramatic people are sometimes

[chilly knoll]

Barely lol

[eternal thicket]

Gimme 4 years

[chilly knoll]

I was just saying how I feel man sorry it wasn't what u wanted me to say

[steady raven]

by then multiplayer will have already released lmao (surely)

[indigo hare]

it has nothing to do with that. the fact you still insist it is shows how immature you are

it has to do with you causing drama

[chilly knoll]

Ok?

Stop being so serious on discord little man

[indigo hare]

which you still are

alrighty

[chilly knoll]

It's not that deep little nan

Short mab

[spiral zinc]

BRAWL

[indigo hare]

one sec

[chilly knoll]

I can't type on this damn phone :(

[spiral zinc]

DONT TAKE CHARMELEEON

[indigo hare]

its ok he'll be back in a day

probably not though since its like his first time ever talking

[steady raven]

idk why this guy is being overly aggressive

[stable palm]

as mentioned previously, "somethin' somethin', tolerance of intolerance, yadda yadda". that dude was continuing drama that is not needed

[spiral zinc]

This is oppression and genocide

[supple flare]

Whats about no nut November ?

[icy shadow]

Come on, be realistic

[spark quartz]

Can we not talk about that please?

[stable palm]

what? quite the gods damned opposite

[spiral zinc]

THEY WANNA SILENCE IT FROM THE PUBLIC

[steady raven]

you're quite obnoxious

[spiral zinc]

Im sorry.

[indigo hare]

to make it very simple, the discord has the game devs, and the publishers in here. things need to be kept clean

[spiral zinc]

Did you guys mute like fucking everyone bro why is noone but you guys speaking 😭

[spark quartz]

Because people can't behave themselves.

So, behave yourself. Please

[stable palm]

https://tenor.com/view/8bit-pantufla-cat-purring-loading-gif-12300234

[icy shadow]

Hello

[spiral zinc]

Damn

No way

[steady raven]

do you have a phd "doctor popcorn"

are you even a real doctor?

[icy shadow]

No

I’m not

I’m a phony, a sham

[indigo hare]

no just 2 but as you see when the drama stops, people talk less. most of the regular community is drowned out by lurkers during wip posts and the like and drama starts, every single time

[spark quartz]

Did you lose your medical license after a skeleton went missing?

[icy shadow]

Who told you

[stable palm]

Does Doctor Pepper have a PhD? or Dr. Pibb?

[icy shadow]

Dr Pepper has a kinesiology degree

[spiral zinc]

I need to urinate give me a moment

[steady raven]

impersonation, 5 years into the slammer you go

[stable palm]

only five years?

[steady raven]

yes

[steady raven]

also doctor pepper is a world known doctor do NOT question his medical profession.

[icy shadow]

You’ll never get enough evidence to make the charges stick

[steady raven]

you've just admitted it

you fool

[spark quartz]

I had a tape recorder as a wig this whole time

[icy shadow]

Confession extracted under duress

I want a lawyer

[indigo hare]

your lawyer said no

[spark quartz]

Damnit, this guy's good..

[indigo hare]

dont ask him just believe me

he said no

[barren osprey]

bro when is ea releasing

[icy shadow]

Never

[indigo hare]

in the next few months

Q4

[blazing lodge]

Q4

[indigo hare]

anytime between october-december

maybe a nice xmas gift

[blazing lodge]

or earlier if we're lucky

[spark quartz]

Easter buy me a new car for Christmas please

[icy shadow]

Buy me a private jet

[indigo hare]

ill get you a brown 1998 mazda miata station wagon

[tulip sparrow]

Can devs add Balenciaga tracks to the game

[steady raven]

THIS. is what we need

[tulip sparrow]

That's what I'm saying

[tulip sparrow]

Player count would rocket to the millions

[spark quartz]

uh

ill pass

[indigo hare]

😡

[steady raven]

i'll take it if you don't want it

[icy shadow]

Beggars can’t be choosers

[wanton carbon]

diogenes chose

[icy shadow]

He was no beggar, he had all he desired

Much to learn..

[lofty kindle]

Jeez answer DM's for five minutes and it gets all crazy.

https://tenor.com/view/exclusive-chat-moment-sounddrout-sounds-world-discord-gif-23303340

[icy shadow]

Wagon-induced fury

[steady raven]

the wagon is cursed, it makes people rage

[lofty kindle]

The secret was disdain!

[indigo hare]

like a tornado, it comes very fast and very hard(get your mind out the gutter) and passes just as fast

[spark quartz]

All yours lol

[lofty kindle]

Fast, hard, and destroys a small town. There is no more gutter, just shattered hearts.

[indigo hare]

poetry

[lucid atlas]

that wagon is one fancy little thing to store stuff with

[lofty kindle]

Yes but I am concerned about the security features. Locks on a woven wall seems ineffective .

[lucid atlas]

Your giving me ideas wonder… Malicious ideas…

[lofty kindle]

Longswords are rather sharp...

[sage steeple]

Bagging Willie will be easier.

[pastel sigil]

What’s the word on multiplayer

[lucid atlas]

The gunners shooting me are rather sharp shooters.. But my skills are sharper.

[steady raven]

huh?!

[lofty kindle]

Local splitscreen is planned for Early Access, this will allow for remoteplay and Parsec networked play. Online MP is something we are looking into and researching but it is not or focus of development and is not a promised feature at this time.

[sage steeple]

The main question is how many Willie can I fit in that wagon?

[lofty kindle]

Depends on how you pack him.

[steady raven]

i like how you're phrasing that willie is a sub-species of human

(he is)

[sage steeple]

Wait, he is not? Damn

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-there-gif-5677380953331354485

[steady raven]

every willie looks the same, they have to be!

[frail geode]

Can't wait for early acces

[sage steeple]

Hmm, that opens several ideas. Really depends on my goals as well. Not that it matters.

[frail geode]

I'm gonna destroy half sword playing spilt screen with ma lil bro

[sage steeple]

I can't wait to finally be one with Willie.

We were always meant to be

I could always see myself on his bald head

[vagrant blaze]

Wagon means trailer soon?

[steady raven]

it.. it all makes sense now..

those who were mad at the wagon couldn't see the silver lining!

[lofty kindle]

It is allot of fun. My son is quickly getting better then me at it.

[charred pumice]

do you think sabre's will ever be added to the game?

[vagrant blaze]

I just be out here doing cryptography and shit

[lofty kindle]

Late or post EA if ever. They were not a common weapon used in the region.

[spark quartz]

I'm excited for the chance of a Messer being added

[sage steeple]

What region is Half Sword based on?

[lofty kindle]

You are the only person who has actually guessed anything close.

[spark quartz]

A kreigsmesser would be sooo dope

[lofty kindle]

The German speaking lands.

[steady raven]

so..... germany..?

[lofty kindle]

Proving in realtime why we block embeds.

[spark quartz]

Yeah, it was quite the interesting one

[sage steeple]

What happened just now I didn't see

[lofty kindle]

It was not Germany then 😉

[sage steeple]

Holy Roman Empire?

[lofty kindle]

It's the kind of thing you would post tbh.

https://tenor.com/view/spray-bottle-cat-spray-bottle-spray-bottle-meme-loop-gif-25594440

[steady raven]

didn't see it cause i was too busy stuffing willies into a wagon

[sage steeple]

Now I am even more interested

[blazing lodge]

I thought it was britain

[sage steeple]

Stuff me as well. But it that depends on how you are stuffing them

[steady raven]

what

[spark quartz]

damn roasted lol

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/brave-little-toaster-appliance-toaster-smile-toasting-gif-4950420

[lucid atlas]

looks like an accidental leakage happened on accident or has it..

[lofty kindle]

What?

[blazing lodge]

willie says blimey and crikey and stuff which is a british thing ye

[lucid atlas]

ah it’s just a command sorry lol

[sage steeple]

Actually I am interested in what similar thing that person posted because I posted many weird things.

[lucid atlas]

I was joking on the basis that you posted something you weren’t supposed to

[sage steeple]

I thought as well. It reminds me more of Wenchester

[lofty kindle]

Color me confused.

[spark quartz]

i don't think i have that crayon name :/

[lucid atlas]

too horrible at elaborating today it seems

[blazing lodge]

also like i am 90% sure that some of the flags in the arena are british flags

[blazing lodge]

Yup

one of the flags is literally the flag of england

[sage steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/shocking-shocked-sarcasm-emoji-reaction-gif-14712663263517681978

[lucid atlas]

but there’s a saxony flag

[blazing lodge]

can anyone give me background on all the flags featured in the arena?

[icy shadow]

St George’s Cross

I don’t think it was used exclusively by the English

[blazing lodge]

historically yeah

but nowadays it's mostly associated with england

[icy shadow]

Yep

This game takes place in history though, doesn’t it

;)

[blazing lodge]

true

[sharp oasis]

why the fuck do i keep dropping my weapon for no reason

[icy shadow]

Carpal tunnel

It’s sad to see

[somber panther]

you might be injured in your arm

or pressing right mouse with your weapon in left hand that tends to fuck up polearms

[somber panther]

these flags seem to be historical

i see flags of bavaria and saxony

[somber panther]

Germany, Austria, parts of France, Czechia, Italy, Switzerland....

[icy shadow]

Germany as a unified entity didn’t exist then anyway

Holy Roman Empire was a mess

[somber panther]

yes and not all of it spoke german

while certain areas outside ithad a lot of german speakers

particularly german settlers in the east

[lofty kindle]

You may have a partially disabled limb.

[restive epoch]

love how the devs are making their own assets for this game, they could’ve easily spammed assets from unreal but they keep showing us assets they made and i love it

[subtle rock]

https://tenor.com/view/pewpewpewpew-ahmed-mohsin-أحمد-محسن-hedgehog-dancing-meme-gif-2754780489075620554

[sharp oasis]

its whatever i already beat the challenge so i dont care anymore

way too rng dependent imo

[icy shadow]

Nobody else really has accurate mid 15th century material culture like this. I love to see it

[restive epoch]

halfsword is gonna immerse me so good and i can’t wait

and the assets are so pretty too i love looking at them

[icy shadow]

You get it

[lofty kindle]

@lucid atlas Only one color left to fill, start dropping some pixels my guy.

[lucid atlas]

I totally forgot about this

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/hearties-shane-wcth-when-calls-the-heart-i-hadnt-noticed-gif-16716762

[lucid atlas]

Soon tm trust trust

[blazing lodge]

coords?

[lofty kindle]

All the details are in the pins

[vapid tartan]

[lucid atlas]

I just realized we’re doing that mega piece right

Wonder how long it’ll take realistically

[lofty kindle]

I suggested something smaller in the Wplace thread. No feedback yet.

I want to drop a seal outside Beijing get more eyes from China.

[lofty kindle]

Really long we need more people onboard for that one tbh.

[lucid atlas]

Spreading half sword seals at multiple places.. sounds like a plan

Its like those undertale sprites that you see everywhere

[vapid tartan]

khabib?

[spice forum]

Exactly

We need a handgonne

[spice forum]

Oh wait a min

I was joking

That’s dope

The naked guys fist fighting in the background was a great touch

[snow swift]

I want that wooden club

Short 2-handed wooden spiky club

[spice forum]

Yea that’d be fun

[snow swift]

Handgonne would just be used to whack people with like the faint chance that it goes off and pops heads

https://tenor.com/view/eoka-pistol-rust-gun-handcannon-gif-16847220266763571458

[gloomy crest]

@spiral zinc You are DONE.

Your time here is up.

[tight dagger]

please someone make a lord of the rings mod it would be peak being able to wield the anduril or gandalfs staff's among other amazing weapons

[gloomy crest]

Hes dead

dead⏪dead⏪dead⏪ @spiral zinc

[spiral zinc]

dead dead dead

I don't recall that day when.

[gloomy crest]

What happened?

He’s alive.

[lofty kindle]

https://store.steampowered.com/developer/mythwright/sale/swordcelebration2025

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/cr1tikal-penguinz0-meme-woo-yeah-baby-gif-19316511

[olive fox]

i cant tell which one i like better, what do yall think is the better one

[lofty kindle]

What's one with the red looks like an album cover.

[olive fox]

thats what i was going for lol was an album cover like feel

or an image for a pfp

[lofty kindle]

Well then you know which one has my vote lol.

[olive fox]

of course, if you would, please go into photography and star it 🙂

[lofty kindle]

Bett.

[wind geode]

"In library"

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-shocked-shock-shocked-meme-gif-8910406893424234862

[lucid atlas]

Its the demo

unless if it’s secret sauce

[wind geode]

def not the demo

It wouldn't say in library

[lucid atlas]

well a community manager is supposed to gain access in special things so yeah

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/rachel-jealous-not-im-so-gif-24323408

[lucid atlas]

you should see my face when I realized that

[lofty kindle]

Lol yeah it appears the Secret sauce Beta shows as the full title.
-# Steam beta code not a Beta build for clarification.

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/ron-swanson-parks-and-rec-i-regret-nothing-gif-4194396

[lucid atlas]

You blew your cover. There’s consequences to that you know..

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-im-invincible-gif-3412315

[somber panther]

https://tenor.com/view/tommy-shelby-face-palm-smoking-cigar-stressed-gif-17100284

my duke after fihgting 2 strike groups within a week

bruh i done fd up

[lucid atlas]

are you now

[somber panther]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-the-fuck-up-highfleet-high-fleet-stfu-shut-the-fuck-up-highfleet-gif-13132445291496454839

[split laurel]

sword

[somber panther]

scary

[vague folio]

can we pls be able to crack willie

[lofty kindle]

Whoa mate it's illegal to use those on fellow Christians.

[lofty kindle]

In which way specifically?

[vague folio]

you know what i mean😈😈😈

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/spray-bottle-cat-spray-bottle-spray-bottle-meme-loop-gif-25594440

[somber panther]

crack his kneecaps

[pale bough]

where is white ron

[sage steeple]

Will we be able to crack skulls using blunt weapon?

[pale bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/506490313649684491/1331214269143842817/floop-hrrr-2025012109.visibility-imp.us_se.gif

[sly stag]

Man these #work-in-progress posts are hyping me up so much but also confusing af 💔

[lucid atlas]

Connect the dots

There’s an arg on these posts you don’t know..

[severe fulcrum]

imagine all the wip posts used stego to hide how to get the real game

[plucky yew]

dogs

[hallow snow]

is there a date for the release or not yet?

[wind geode]

nope

[hallow snow]

damn

[lucid atlas]

all we know its q4

keep yer eyes out

[hallow snow]

im so stoked dude

the demo was actually so peak

[pale bough]

i misread that as rip yer eyes out for a sec

[sage steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/eye-apple-gif-12717851349051497432

[jagged cape]

RAHHHHH

[lucid atlas]

happens to the best of us

[pale bough]

indeed

[jagged cape]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015083743721037874/1080694188301111326/E1135D60-78D6-447D-A188-4E166ED1D5ED.gif

[wind geode]

I remember the super duper mega ultra top secret beta code we got for a build in which willie had access to an AR15 and was fighting celestial beings in a hack n' slash style game

[sage steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/failed-dive-gif-25523805

[jagged cape]

me fr

[pale bough]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-brewstew-explodes-gif-3913440240130231760

[sage steeple]

I just think of the person who looks exactly like Willie. The moment he steps in this discord.

[untold dagger]

Is the game going to be a war simulator like chivalry 2?

[lucid atlas]

No

Mainly a dueling game

[untold dagger]

Cause with the amount of realism... I think it would be amazing to build a silly game like kingdom come deliverance

No lorr

[lucid atlas]

It just wouldn’t work because of the amount of physics and details involved

Small scale battles are gonna be a thing though

[untold dagger]

Damn, i raised my hopes for a huge world adventure lmao.

[pale bough]

is willie even modeled after someone?

[sage steeple]

Maybe. If they modeled him after someone they must really love that person.

[pale bough]

he kinda looks like willie nelson in a way

[untold dagger]

I think willie is a representation of a default male appearance based on research, saw that on one of the websites lol

[unkempt zodiac]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1256270/Kinstrife/ you want this

Steam

Kinstrife

About
Kinstrife is a non-linear singleplayer medieval RPG with physically simulated combat – become a knight errant in tumultuous 13th-century Germany!

Journey through immersive landscapes filled with castles, monasteries, villages and forests. Travel with your sword at your side and your trusted retinue behind you, as you build up your skil…

Release Date

Coming soon

▶ Play video

[lucid atlas]

You might be looking at another physics based game called kinstrife but I don’t think it’s a huge open world adventure per-say, more or so like Bannerlord

[pale bough]

oo that looks promising

is there a demo?

[lucid atlas]

Not yet

[untold dagger]

Hell yeah!

[sage steeple]

Hmm, I do see it somewhat

[untold dagger]

Yeah, kinstrife sounds like it, but also it would be nice to include multiplayer aswell, if kinstrife developers wanna do that... Im wishlisting instantly.

[sage steeple]

We need something to crush bannerlord. There are a few games that are coming out.

Bannerlord needs competition

[worldly vapor]

michael nooooo

[pale bough]

michaels dumbass deserved it

[ashen iron]

Lowkey I have one of the best flexes in this server

[hallow snow]

share

[worldly vapor]

the flex is being level 0

[ashen iron]

Go to #photography📷 and look at the 3rd last pic that's pinned
That's my old acc.

[hallow snow]

oh thats fire

[sage steeple]

y

[lofty kindle]

They have great dev team too!

[heavy shale]

vr half-sword would be so good

[lucid fjord]

honestly im excited for kinstrife it looks like its gonna be fire

[lucid fjord]

well it does say on steam its a "non linear open world rpg adventure" or something along those lines so i wouldnt be surprised if its a full scale open world

yea non linear rpg... doesnt say anything about open world but judging from the videos it seems to be

[pearl coral]

awesome

[deep remnant]

sooo is the game still gonna be coming out in 2025?

[unkempt zodiac]

nothing has come up that says otherwise

[hot hatch]

is half sword soon not going to be free?

[toxic thistle]

when early access drops, you will have to pay

[twin abyss]

For what the game will be worth, it's a steal

I'd genuinely pay 60, not that I'd like it or want them to do that

But I could pay maybe even 70 for a halfswors EA

I'd still riot in the streets

[abstract sky]

YOU HAVE NO HEART!!

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/money-wallet-broke-gif-7855913

[jagged cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1352790481284763780/1399192992937541673/squish.webp

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discord-perms-discord-gif-discord-permissions-no-perms-gif-19575106

[jagged cape]

https://tenor.com/view/freak-level-gif-6250973632100210017

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-brainrot-skibidi-toilet-meme-gif-10399923812462793879

[jagged cape]

cringe

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/zach-hadel-oney-psychicpebbles-troll-eyebrow-raise-gif-18615878

[weak sundial]

i would willingly pay 40 bucks at the least

but honestly i'll buy this game for however much it costs at launch, it's peak

[jagged cape]

eh 20$ imo

its a very cool game but not worth more than silksong

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-thumbs-up-kid-thumbs-up-meme-brent-ramobjust-gif-19399510

[frail geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1289757882153308311/moving.gif

[cobalt nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-164259582336575534

[frail geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1264372728580804690/bollwolie.gif

[orchid bolt]

What abt after early access

[dry shale]

wdym after

[unkempt zodiac]

once have sword launches it'll always be paid

the free demo will remain though

[last whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1080103148858908753/1406066053963845662/Murder.gif

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/forrest-gump-wave-hello-hi-sup-gif-16159238468026206620

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-kitten-kitty-hi-hii-hey-gif-21229532

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-true-soyjak-wojak-gif-14828627546768133163

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/lullaby-tom-and-jerry-cat-falling-asleep-goodnight-gif-12192381

[cobalt nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/writing-too-fire-fire-writing-writing-fire-friendcord-gif-7801118907023267493

[last whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1226627771602698316/1277310736158294087/caption-14.gif

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/he-cant-dink-it-he-cant-drink-it-thirsty-cat-kitten-gif-25233740

[cobalt nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-gif-17431114251079628760

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-what-im-sayin-falling-chair-shawty-trifling-gif-25172452

[cobalt nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/lick-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-snail-gif-11908872455029987581

[last whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1241309752307224667/1391707357439856730/IMG_4698.gif

[gloomy urchin]

rawr

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/winnie-the-pooh-ariel-little-gif-20171981

[last whale]

Dunce hi

[gloomy urchin]

meow

[last whale]

Beep boop

[indigo hare]

Early meek mill was so great god damnit

[pliant fiber]

ABANDONED HOUSE

[south roost]

https://tenor.com/view/so-wake-me-up-when-its-all-over-cat-meme-uncanny-cat-golf-gif-10044738812598480314

[spice patrol]

some people say my taste in music is horrible

https://tenor.com/view/rave-party-crazy-disco-gif-13930009

[indigo hare]

I like me some house music/electronica

[spice patrol]

yuh

[spice patrol]

my mom showed me the song lol

[echo arrow]

They made edible raw cookie dough y’all

Idk when but they did

[south roost]

is it bad orrr

[acoustic sedge]

that dude is high as a kite, damn

[south roost]

if it wasnt i would gobble that shit

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/unus-annus-gif-8502759630881850295

vibes

[indigo hare]

This is lame. I just eat the raw ingredients separately

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/remote-firestick-fire-tv-movies-cable-gif-17556691

[indigo hare]

It’s for my own state of mind. The second I pressed send it underlined red and Thats annoying

Ghert

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/kendrick-kendrick-lamar-mustard-mango-tuff-gif-8666831347696479024

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/godfather-massacre-sad-gif-16810633

[south roost]

some people say NOTHING about my music taste

[spice patrol]

Lolll

100 MB wtf

😭

[south roost]

you gotta have that filesize otherwise its low quality 💔

[spice patrol]

How😭 the max MB I have is 17 on a song

Bro I don't even have enough STORAGE to download that shit

[south roost]

small storage

another win for pc users

[spice patrol]

I have 32GB of storage... And it's a phone

[south roost]

clean up your PHONE

[desert ridge]

They are

[spice patrol]

I always do

[desert ridge]

That’s what I said

[upper hound]

[desert ridge]

You said they were not different words and I said they are different words

[tepid bison]

the same thing happened again

[rich swallow]

Day 2 no syrupy pawjob

[tepid bison]

3 days no syrupy pawjob

[desert ridge]

Wdym you just typed it

Genuinely what do you mean

[lucid fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-mod-discord-kick-mute-gif-495505587681287181

[last whale]

1984

[spark quartz]

🫡

[rich swallow]

Audiophiles listening to a 100mb lossless audio file on smartphone speakers

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/nadfas-gif-27572057

[rich swallow]

I was going to beat my saber tn but I got busy with work stuff

[drowsy finch]

I love beat saber :)

What difficulty do you dooo ??

[cobalt nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/salutations-bad-bih-nolan-funny-gif-9401256195235767733

[still scaffold]

beat saber is peak

https://tenor.com/view/beat-saber-jumpscare-low-quality-meme-caption-gif-25060911

[violet garden]

https://tenor.com/view/tesla-and-einstein-luma-ai-gif-14475294631445060178

[indigo hare]

Panko makes for the best fried chicken forget all that triple batter nonsense

[desert ridge]

Fr

[spice patrol]

I thought the sound chip was fried but it's just the game. Cmon brotato ...

Sound warning

[surreal vector]

I hate being level 0 again

[still scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/syfm-sybau-meme-cat-gif-11875184774392728709

[hazy agate]

hi catfish

[tulip copper]

i like buffalo sauce

yummy

[hazy agate]

with what?

[spice patrol]

What

[still scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-gif-24580984

[spice patrol]

Exactly

[still scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1323874179375960114/1324085790992633896/trim.61C029C4-619B-4A84-A184-DF1832D42485.gif

[hazy agate]

that was disturbing

[still scaffold]

egg

[hazy agate]

yes

[still scaffold]

[verbal geyser]

My man’s begging for his life and you LITERALLY scramble that mf

bonkers

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-dance-kitty-cat-silly-cat-car-gif-10416976224862277025

[nimble karma]

Possum in my grape vines possum in my grape vines

[tawny gale]

Weird looking rat

[agile helm]

hi

[runic cove]

I today had a dream, where Half Sword EA released, and i checked the discord and there were screenshots of EA multiplayer, I saw like a peasant in a abyss, and there was a blue hud on the downer corner. Another thing i remember is GalaxyHighMarshal was messaging in general “Klein 1v1 me” “Im cooked”

[severe fulcrum]

A premonition

[twin abyss]

Are you ready?

[amber hare]

I’m ready

[twin abyss]

100 men vs 1 gorilla

baron is gorilla

100 naked willies vs 1 baron

[amber hare]

Waiting for half sword castle siege

And the baron is the kings bodyguard

The king is just some old fat guy that you could barely punch and he’ll die

[twin abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-lobotomy-willie-half-sword-willie-lobotomy-gore-gif-11873384114413719086

https://tenor.com/view/fail-learn-yoda-luke-star-wars-gif-5985714

[severe fulcrum]

Bread

[desert ridge]

Cheese

[gloomy urchin]

i absolutely despise cyberpunk combat system

[twin abyss]

@slow pulsar where are you from

depends on the answer for grilled cheese

then use magic

I have an american answer

the good answer

and then a bad answeer

[gloomy urchin]

i fuckinng hate it with every fiber of my being now

knifes are more lethal than rifles

a fucking junkie can eat 20 bullets in his head and i die from 2 stabs

[last whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1400854539355033611/EVIL.gif

https://tenor.com/view/kendrick-kendrick-lamar-mustard-mango-tuff-gif-8666831347696479024

Dead chat

[gloomy urchin]

i need combat overhaul bruh

melee is dogshit

shooting is just chronical shotgun

[twin abyss]

@slow pulsar

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/birmingham-british-english-angry-gif-27590953

[gloomy urchin]

SHOTGUN IS LITERALLY THE ONLY GOOD GUN IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING GAME IVE SEEN SO FAR

ITS THE ONLY THING THAT ACTUALLY DAMAGES THEM

RIFLES NEED LIKE 4 FUCKING MAGS FOR 3 GUYS

[twin abyss]

yup

your info sheet

now cook a grilled cheese, i didn't make that for no reason

[gloomy urchin]

LOWER THAN TIER 4 OR WHATEVER FUCKING DGOSHIT YOU HAVE

SHOTGUN LITERALLY CARRIES

[twin abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1124550722692853770/1411881635598700674/du2xmy4zqdmf1.gif

[gloomy urchin]

NO

I HAD TO MELEE 3 BOSSES

IT SUCKED ASS IN EACH OF THEM

ITS PURE DOGSHIT

CYBERPUNK COOKED OPEN WORLD BUT WHOEVER CODED THEIR FIGHTING SYSTEM SHOULD BE FIRED

[twin abyss]

CyberPunk's abbreviation is awful

[limpid prawn]

perfect kitty

[raw orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-goldman-gold-man-india-gold-man-india-gold-gif-3122376008029050460

[gloomy urchin]

cbp2077 problem solved

[raw orchid]

hi gamers

@gloomy urchin you ever get those headphones?

[gloomy urchin]

yuh

[twin abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-as-that-clash-royale-hee-hee-hee-haw-gif-25054781

[raw orchid]

hell yeah man how are they?

[gloomy urchin]

i am yet to tell if sound is actually directional but they're more nice to wear than my old phones and i hear outside as well

[raw orchid]

make sure the razer app is installed and do a dolby spatial surround demo on youtube

[wide dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/motorcycle-crash-accident-ouch-motorcycle-doingthingswrong-gif-16768794

[twin abyss]

you're down bad

[raw orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/hasbulla-m4kktruck-getintoitya-gif-23598326

[gloomy urchin]

i am on linux

[raw orchid]

same

[gloomy urchin]

doesnt look like there is one

[raw orchid]

fair enough i never installed it either

what distro?

[gloomy urchin]

guess

[raw orchid]

mint?

[gloomy urchin]

no do i look stupd

[raw orchid]

maybe i dont know lmaoo

[gloomy urchin]

btw

[raw orchid]

LMAO

[gloomy urchin]

ur hint is btw

[raw orchid]

ahh arch i should have guessed that first tbh

[gloomy urchin]

yuh

[twin abyss]

doing progress

[glass wigeon]

Big Willy is watching u

[raw orchid]

using pop-os right now and its okay for daily use and tuning my cars

[twin abyss]

help us fill in the red

https://wplace.live/?lat=45.44601194919078&lng=-125.33387728447265&zoom=12.07205012643875

[glass wigeon]

I don’t have the dark red color

[twin abyss]

2000 droplets aren't hard to get

make some art in your city

you get it

[glass wigeon]

Alr

Everything for the Willy

[gloomy urchin]

did i tell you how much i hate cyberpunk combat?

shut up benji

[twin abyss]

make your sandwich

[north rapids]

bro is the ultimate challenge like, harder physics or something. Why does my guy fall literally every 30 seconds over nothing. Stupidest thing ever this is like my 80th try

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-looking-scared-meme-funny-gif-35096378880470579

[forest falcon]

try restarting your game

[twin abyss]

https://youtube.com/shorts/IYHri3xTKvA?si=L6j2i0zkYD01ODFq

[forest falcon]

I had a nightmare that halfsword released as a subscription based game

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-super-saiyan-ssj-namek-gif-22956722

[paper fox]

How do I restart the gauntlet?

[mystic marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/salad-fingers-cute-smile-gif-9468470949079696879

yall watch the new saladfingers

[coral berry]

When is the damn multiplayer gonna be released

This game would literally be perfect if it came out

Bots are too easy

[somber panther]

i love half sword

shame im so bad at it

[quick torrent]

you are now 8 million to have downloaded our demos

Glad to have yall here

[mystic marlin]

thats a lot a lot of people

[forest falcon]

8 million Willies

[mystic marlin]

sometimes i find myself forgetting how grand these numbers are

8 million

i cannot name 8 million people, let alone fathom what a crowd of 8 million people would look like

[forest falcon]

Willie

8 million times

[mystic marlin]

you are so funny

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-george-orwell-george-orwell-1984-1984-chips-1984-ruffles-gif-7144052804264359069

anyway

[high patrol]

https://youtube.com/shorts/9F7qVG2Kebo?si=ZZmJ-YjPzaBEs0eX

[indigo shard]

https://tenor.com/view/holy-moly-gif-2379897567703251318

frik

oh well its deserved, the game is awesome

[somber panther]

population of a balkan nation

[latent urchin]

Good lords the polehammer in this game is very underwhelming

idk why but it feels like im swinging it through water

and the swings has like no follow through so when i hit its like its slowing down right before making contact

Just swapped to the poleaxe, night n day difference, i think it boils down to the polehammers length making it handle like dog water

[neat tundra]

Longer weapons in general require more prediction and windup to use effectively.
Ive one shot knights with the barons poleaxe when I managed the perfect swing.
But its hard to do consistently.

Or at least I find it hard.

[latent urchin]

yeah, the poleaxe has imo the perfect length, handles great with solid reach. the polehammer is like a foot shorter

your own body fights you through the swing

none of my hits land heavy,

because like i said, when you swing theres almost no follow through, so it just like, stops dead in its tracks, often right where the point of contact would be, so its not hitting with any real speed.

thats just my observations though, could just be a skill issue 🤷‍♂️

wish the polehammer was as long as the poleaxe.

[neat tundra]

I hope I can get a chance to play half sword soon, whether its on the bus or at a transfer station.

Its been a week.
Too long without half sword

[latent urchin]

wait a sec, maybe i just rolled a short polehammer, i think i found one as long as the pole axe i was usin

[neat tundra]

Length is randomized, so yeah

[latent urchin]

oh in that case, then the shorter polehammer varients are like, total ass xD

[neat tundra]

I prefer the shorter ones smh.

[lavish blade]

this is a bit misleading

poleaxes come in 4 sizes

2 of which are used by the player

[neat tundra]

Same thing

[latent urchin]

short one on the left handles like dookie, do not reccomend, the poleaxe on the right with the blood stain handles like a dream. center polehammer i assume handles like the axe given the length.

kinda hard to tell, but the one to the left is roughly a foot shorter

[neat tundra]

How it feels to get a short hooked lucerne hammer

[lavish blade]

i dont get it

speak in terms of components

[latent urchin]

spikey four pronged hammer

with le hook

same as seen on the left side of my image. but lacking top spike

[neat tundra]

4 pronged hammer head, back beak.
Sharp spike on top
Hook on the other end.

[lavish blade]

oh

how long spike

[latent urchin]

is a good configuration, if the haft has any length to it >:|

aka unlike mine

[neat tundra]

Doesnt matter how long.
I mostly fuck with the hammer head and beak

I think its the most visually appealing configuration of the polehammers

[latent urchin]

i certainly prefer it to the odd disk and spike hammer head.

visually at least

[neat tundra]

I'm sure that had its function, maybe it might be better.

But I will still use the lucerne.

[latent urchin]

finally got one with a decent length shaft

YUP, it was shaft length, this things much easier to use

Damn, bros arm armor DID NOT help him.

and this is what the prongs are good for, they be sharp

the longer ones at T5 feel fine, T6 with the spikes are also fine. So if it got nerfed i can only imagine what they woulda bee like before lol

it was just the short shafted ones that just handled like trash

[pearl coral]

just had the genius idea to wake myself up with a punch to the gut off the top rope

[latent urchin]

Dynasty gone

[white prawn]

why is HS enhancer bannde bro....

i have it but i checked nexus mods

THERSE NOTHING

[lavish blade]

https://tenor.com/view/ghst-trollge-6-7-kendrick-lamar-mustard-gif-970509647195329515

[white prawn]

are you kidding me.................

k now where's the new download and shit

[pearl coral]

something with the auto updates

[vague folio]

i have a question to the devs is dx12 gonna be more stable when the game launches cuz these crashes are deadass too much gng 💔🥀

how the hell does the game take 7gbs of vram on 1080p

[restive trench]

if dx12 doesnt work for u

switch to dx11...

its that simple...

the game is still in early dev

[unreal bay]

Eventually dx12 will be stable, when it will be we can't say.

VRAM, issues. Well the demo is a pre alpha state.

Even when EA release, there will be performance issues. Optimizing the game as we go.

[restive trench]

and improvements will come in early access

turning off BLOOD

not gore

no

they're 2 different settings

blood is the blood u see

gore is how effective are the cuts

blood causes crashes

gore does not

[lavish blade]

what weapon should i mod into half sword

melee only i use save editing

[modern yacht]

A wheelchair

[lavish blade]

🦗

[unreal bay]

There is no point in optimizing early if we going to add more tech into it.

Version 1 of the game is supposed to be optimized.

Early Access, doesn't mean full optimized game. It means early video game released and development going with it.

What makes Half sword different from AAA games, is that we wanna keep testing out stuff, adding cool ideas into it. Where AAA games simplify everything and don't take risks.

Let us experiment

[modern yacht]

I want to to put willie in a wheelchair

[lavish blade]

no

[restive trench]

a fence

[unreal bay]

But we are trying our best, and making our own inhouse solutions

[restive trench]

this fence

[modern yacht]

what about that big double door

[lavish blade]

why

[restive trench]

true

[restive trench]

because

[modern yacht]

fencing

[restive trench]

hold on

do the

brass knuckles

[lavish blade]

its possible buy why

[restive trench]

and give them

lantern

[lavish blade]

i already did

[restive trench]

handling

[restive trench]

give them lantern handling

[lavish blade]

oh

no possibility

[restive trench]

awww

cant u edit the lantern itself

or smth

[hollow steeple]

I wish it worked like that

would have made this clip even more fun

[lavish blade]

yes and no

[modern yacht]

what about Willies head as a weapon.

[lavish blade]

not possible

skulls are possible tho

[restive trench]

wait so it is possible u just dont know how and/or too lazy...

[hollow steeple]

I flew

[lavish blade]

it is not possible

[restive trench]

aw\

[unreal bay]

I don't think UE5 cares haha

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kiwami-2-yakuza-kiwami-2-yakuza-2-slamming-desk-gif-7817746537201906733

[lavish blade]

because you have to add a grip module to add to a lantern

[lavish blade]

and that will affect the handling

[restive trench]

wait

what about

a lantern

BUT

it has a blade sticking out

[unreal bay]

I too

[lavish blade]

i uh

i tried

the laterns grip is EVER SO SLIGHTLY rotated

[restive trench]

😭

[modern yacht]

The crucible from DOOM

[lavish blade]

not possible

[lavish blade]

wait

[restive trench]

man im excited to see modding support for EA

[lavish blade]

i think i have an idea

give me a sec

[restive trench]

10+9

[hollow steeple]

Maxwell the cat

as a mace

[modern yacht]

12

[hollow steeple]

or a low poly rat

[restive trench]

STUPID

21

[lavish blade]

would u rather a thin crucible with metal guard or normal crucible with wood guard

[restive trench]

smart!

[lavish blade]

i may be on to something

[restive trench]

idk whats a crucible but wooden guard

[lavish blade]

crucible

but the hand guard is made of wood

[modern yacht]

thin crucible can vaporize willie

[lavish blade]

hold on

lemme make both first

[restive trench]

ah yes, by you repeating the exact same word i now know what it means

thanks chrome

[hollow steeple]

you can vaporize Willie

[modern yacht]

crucible

[restive trench]

the more the marrier

[lavish blade]

i think i may have proven 0 times infinity equals one

[vague folio]

can someone make a mod where we can crack willie

[restive trench]

what\

u alrerady

can

[lavish blade]

not happening gng❌

[restive trench]

u can already crash his head break his limbs cut off his limbs

[vague folio]

or can someone make a mod where we fight with our willies like a pokemon battle

[pearl coral]

do you mean crossguard

[hollow steeple]

nah someone asked for the crucible from doom

[pearl coral]

oh lame

[modern yacht]

damn

[gloomy urchin]

meow

[lavish blade]

rucibla

[orchid valley]

might make a mod where you get the sword from doom ngl

or make like actually physics based maces but i dont rlly know how half swords physics would react to that

[wicked mural]

What the heck is that

Is this new updates?

I've not been active.

[lavish blade]

mod

[wicked mural]

When did they add mod support?

[lost prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/mokuhq-moku-hq-moki-tanuki-pass-the-tuna-down-gif-11742891797751444700

[lavish blade]

this is my first message

ever

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-tyson-mike-tyson-broke-my-back-broke-gif-4218914554545861818

[rich swallow]

The Barb spear is bullshit

The collision needs to be changed so only the tips are considered sharp

[lavish blade]

im curious

[drowsy finch]

It’s Plançon a Picot. Its name is Plançon a Picot

[wanton portal]

can you still challenge people to a duel

and legally kill people

or is that just not a thing anymore

[lavish blade]

i used to call it barb spear

[drowsy finch]

That is absolutely not a thing according to american law

[kind tree]

I used to call it a goedendag

[drowsy finch]

Ignoring the international agreement that killing another person intentionally is illegal (save for medical scenarios), dueling itself was outlawed sometime after the Civil War

[kind tree]

was this EVER legal in the us?? 😭

[wanton portal]

old west?
I dunno know

[drowsy finch]

1776-Mid 1800s

[kind tree]

I heard somewhere duels were rare and far between

[drowsy finch]

I cannot remember the exact date

[wanton portal]

quite an essay you're writing there

kepontrucken

[neat tundra]

No more essays.
You lost the privilege

[wanton portal]

FUCK

[quiet sun]

DAMNIT

[drowsy finch]

I know texas has mutual combat laws, but that extends to like

Fighting

[cosmic rain]

https://tenor.com/view/bond-connery-007-dr-no-gif-23883476

The names picot... Plançon, picot.

[quiet sun]

I was looking forward to that

[drowsy finch]

Rather than sliming each other out

[kind tree]

thats cool

[neat tundra]

If people die blah blah blah
Consent of both dueling parties doesnt matter
Blah blah blah.
If everybody survives, if no other crimes were committed, the survivors can probably choose not to press charges against eachother.

[wanton portal]

can the first one who started the duel even press charges

?

I mean they proposed the idea of a duel

in the first place

[kind tree]

"hey lets fight" "no" "too bad"

[drowsy finch]

I mean they probably can

[kind tree]

you can do anything though

[neat tundra]

They have the right to try, doesnt mean it will hold up in court.

[kind tree]

doesn't mean it works right?

[neat tundra]

You can legally sue for anything, but not everything will be a succesful sue, because it still requires a proper legal argument.

[drowsy finch]

Punching someone in the head and then suing them for fighting back has happened no doubt

[kind tree]

someones probably won that case too

[drowsy finch]

Ehhhhhhhhhh probby

Probby not

[wanton portal]

"they punched me harder" "guilty"

[kind tree]

no cuz like

if you punch someone and the other guy tries to parylize you or something there is probably a case

like the other guy going way too far in self defense

[drowsy finch]

Well yeah that’d be way off from a reasonable response

[wanton portal]

what if it was an accidental blow though?

like

they were targetting for something else

but hit a part that hurts them even more

[kind tree]

I mean theres still a case