#general-catfish-π±π
1 messages Β· Page 453 of 1
I just got a message from a user called Dyno I think I'm being stalked :(
I didn't ask for him to contact me can we ban Dyno
Same but being a literral kratos in a fresh world is so nice, also aint there a seed with both evils ?
i had to block bro
im pretty sure its against tos
for bots to solicit in dms
thats kinda odd
Dyno more like Gyno am I right fellas
fs

yeah but the dungeon is in a tree remember
its a pain
Arson
cant really burn blocks in terraria
@spark quartz what about ancient religions which are no longer practiced like Zoroastrianism
I have no beef with Zoroastrians to clarify
You can burn throught anything with a celebration mk2 and a stack of nuke II
thats exploading
not burning
Or fake religions from fiction like Warhammer chaos or atheism
There's fire in nukes technically it counts
You are being difficult on purpose.
I figured it was more high brow than like spamming gore or something
ngl ive never seen milwakee tools
I'm feeling silly today
it doesnt burn tho
irl nukes do cause burns but not in terraria
Spamming gore is okay as long as it's in game one 
guess they arent popular in 2nd rate jobs in eastern europe
Yea but... me boom boom
Half sword LiveLeak watermark mod
Half sword pics senders trying not to spam naked willies with watermark or effects set to 800% intensity /j
i remember playing the playtest
did they add a strike airplane that isnt a shitass prop or a mediocre jet
Cricket and compass ???? Compass has been dominating the meta for a while now, and yea there's a bunch of multiroles with afterburners to hit things far
Oh yea and the bomber got ballistic missiles now
i mean like dedicated strike aircraft
i heard they added it
something like A-10 or Su-25
No there was a planned cas aircraft but its surely not coming cause you can't make anything but an A-10 and su-25 derivative, technically the compass remains as a strike aircraft and any planes in the game are multirole, compass just has a lot of agm
:c
yeah i liked using the compass for this exact reason
but it was still meh
And the darkreach does strike ballistic missiles semi ballistic anti ship missiles cruise missiles nukes and all that
Or yknow the vortex can be used to do a precision strike if you remove any external weapons
When was the last time you've played ?
i said it before, in playtest
i dont think the vortex was a thing i dont even know what it is
Oh yea the game changed a loooooooooooot
i remember
cricket
compass
the fast jet
chinook
and the bomber
half sword
Theres a transport gunship that can vtol a new map new missiles and bombs bigger nukes more cruise missiles actual stealth a vtol jet aircraft based on the x32 (vortex) a carrier based jet (ifrit) an ew stovl one (medusa), the fast jet (revoker) game evolved a lot since the playtest
Full gun
wait a second
brah
wot they block meme words what
somebody write this down
straight thinking about 1984 again
And there's a new chopper coming soon
Game is pretty cheap and worth it π
Ywa im doing advertisement kill me mods, I'll play the abyss irl
π
ehhh
82pln for me is bit too much
jer
why
why would you do this
i am at a loss for words
gemini is fire wtf
just ignore the several obvious mistakes and its peak π₯
oh my god
when gay willie
create gay willie
Is this a real model?
An armor like that in game would be awesome
Didn't notice the gemini watermark in the corner
It looks too real
How do you make that which is already gay, gay?
π
He's asking u to stop
Hedgeborn is R wording willie...
DAMN
π
ts so buns π
@spark quartz doesn't saying B********n break the rules here??
Is there a problem?
bulgaria
bulgarian man
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
what if you were bulgarian
why is your pfp pregnant clippy
BULGARY AHAHAHAH
NOOOOOO
brain went to hungary
Bulgaria steal flag from Hungary
Romania steal Transylvania from Hungary
I am left with.... Nothing....
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE
No its AI
At the venue for a NIN concert rn 
moffia knee reveal
bro got knee shaped legs
@sharp dagger Add half sword online plus voice chat so I can say nice things to my opponent pls
No pinging
please don't ping the devs
Sorry Brody
There won't be half sword online ATM, only local coop. And you can call friends on discord use that as a voice chat
Ok
Nice clippy pfp
Is this canon in the half sword universe?
mods ban this guy
For Fucks Sake
Oh ok
me when i get launched into the wall of agony and despair
petition to banish silly mod to the non english channels
silly mod keeps serious mod in his basement
i dont think thats legal
this is all silly mods fault

Why would someone have 2 speedometers π
This is not at all an appropriate image to post here.
Hello shizton

how's it goin pal
I just woke up to a fine day
hell yeah
Perhaps I should practice my guitar today
yes

Haha
cyberpunk has got most dogshit melee system ive seen in my life
Meh, it was alright 
(Forgive the shit quality of my phone camera lmao)
67 ON A RESIDENTIAL STREET
You know, sometimes I regret being here
why twin
This is one of those moments
you donβt fw mild bobby sauce?
we got the spicy bobby sauce
IT IS
$45 for a hat is arguably worse
$45 for a shirt is ok, not ideal, but like not egregious
$67 for mild bobby sauce is VERY reasonable
iβm so dope boyβοΈ
Talking about merch for the NIN concert I was at
Talking about mild bobby sauce
Constantly trying to redirect the conversation to your forced bit doesnβt make it any funnier, man
I had a great time lol, though I was a little disappointed the songs were primarily from Downward Spiral. Great album, but wouldβve been nice to have more stuff from With Teeth or The Fragile
Even Pretty Hate Machine
Agreed. I still had a fantastic time at least lol
Holy shit, actually?
Mild Bobby Sauce
It'd be crazy if a level past commonor existed.
Game is so trash
Bro left after saying the game sucks lmao
common case of hardware and/or skill issue
Yo
black templar pfp
Mild Bobby Sauce
this is like top 10 images oat
helllo veroo
meow
rawr
i cant find shit in my yt feed
its all music and cqb
im tired of cqb
i know it all atp
i fucking hate social media
brain rotting machine for all generations
saw a post that made me go like this black guy staring at paper meme and close my phone for 10min
why not js delete it
my friends are all there
discord and yt is all i use
people irl pissed me off turbo hard so i dropped 99% of them
reddit is like my opinion search
i use reddit for echo chambers
what do u mean
and gays
i got timed out for saying a word lel
i did not understand a single statement about reddit
get news from people who are in a liberal echo chamber
instead of the echo chamhers i have to be around irl
ohh politics
(extremely religious family and tech-bro conservative social circles)
π
hi and bye the exit is that way
MAKE A VIDEO!!!
on what
TUTORIAL
noe
ITS EASIER TO FOLLOW VIDEO TUTORIAL
ill js link ts video
This is a short tutorial for how to use OVRDTH's Loadout Selector Mod, and how to create custom loadouts using OVRDTH's and Half Sword Enhancer.
besides
if you cant download the mod its basically an iq filter
Part 2
true
i fucking hate video tutorials
have both
video tutorials if they dont cut random important parts are actuslly useful to know where you went wrong
text tutorials are simply better
if you need to watch a video to learn then sorry to tell you but you're weird
you followed every step and a folder is missing
what ru gonna do
#1404269521023537243 did i cook
idk read in the text tutorial
if its done right it should explain everything good enough for that not to happen
folder exists for author
waht
folder exists for author but not for you
thats fucking stupid
da goedendag
i legitimately do not undeerstand how that can even happen
and if you have a video tutorial showing the exact same process
but there is a random folder there that isnt described in it
thats even weirder
different versions
different settings
folder creates after some action
and video can show that tutorial actually worrks
which is why both are needed
for all i know it could be "works on my machine" and chatgpt written text tutorial
video can show that tutorial is actually valid and accurate
thats just a quality issue not medium issue
point still stands
and ive seen a fair share of horribly done video tutorials
so much so that i begged for text ones
and ive seen many text tutorials that simply do not work for me
i genuinely tweak out on every tutorial about compilation
video tutorials about plc programming gave me an aneurysm
ah yes let me show how something works on a weird version of the software nobody uses
fuck it make automatic scripts that does allat for you
or how to do something using a software that costs so much nobody in industry has it
(there is no other tutorial on this exact problem)
or switch to linux so you dont have to pay 5k for software
to follow a tutorial

bro does not know
whar
you have dedicated hardware for physically controlling huge and heavy machines that runs on programs which you have to use the manufacturers software to program
cant slap linux on everything
i need an example of that
literally entire field of industrial control
ok windows still got terminal
and what kind of expensive software would you need for this
while these can be installed on linux
it costs fortune to have
even my uni only has licences for classrooms
TIA Portal for Siemens brand controllers
paid programs are just convenience
theres others but these are the biggest in europe
not in this case
if ur smart enough js do it manually
if ur smart enough you will get sued
for what lol
for breaking into hardware
ok then its up to uni or whatever to provide paid software
there problem is gone
no
tahts what i meant
they have to pay for it
they cant just buy that and try to bypass ts
students and programmers often dont gaf and pirate it but for actual use in industry if something goes wrong then its a hell of a lawsuit
so theyre programmed with official software
weird ass issue
nah
because its not just one machine
theres not only the cpu you have to buy for a control system
theres a crapload of stuff like power supply, sensors, i/o modules etc
it takes engineers to program and assemble these
thats... what im studying for
ok we are just larping atp
and a whole ass giant team of engineers of designing them for the company that makes them
i do not understand ur side and just continue the discussion
i say we should all learn engineering and programming so they cannot enforce their licenses upon us
"yes let me get an engineer to make a machine that a team of enigneers made in a year"
and they're really good ones too
but then again the cost of a license for the programmers and engineers doenst matter that much on the scale at which these devices are used
agree
Catfeesh
idk i just got here
you buy 20 cpus for 5 000$ each
you buy 2 licenses 5 000$ each for the programmers and engineers
you put them in machines that you sell for 1 000 000$ each
yall ever think in a loop
whar
and when you use such machine you pay for a few licenses and that machine gives you 2 000 000$ profit
at this scale the companies can just demand these prices cuz the buyers have no problem paying for these
and it blocks some randos from messing with the programs
BEER
meow
tf did i come back to
u will need to tldr this
man i wish i was by the lake
with a lady
that i loved
how would i get a lady to love me
by being better
and getting out there
and being myself
and enjoying nature
like being by the lake
man i wish i was by the lake
with a lady
that i loved
how would i get a lady to love me
type shit
i saw the deep
the bellows of capitalism at work
What the fuck is happening
and brother the flame was huge
yes but its usually not as nice loop
more like a downward spiral
ah brother youre probably crazy and probably think the us government is probably under heavy influences probably pertaining to intelligence and money
nag
that too tbh
no politics
what are we talking about
The plague is coming
hi evil shizton indonesian bridge
Hi Dunce
all of them are too personal tbh
sadly
wish i could share more of my mind loops
what loop
.
i dont sharre them cuz theyre too depresing
they locked me in a room
Fisurigisjrfoeiyfjt
and full of self-depreciation noone wants to see
CRAAAZY
they buried me in a hole
This chat is fucking stupid
CRAAAZY HAMBURGER
a hole six feet underground
CRAZY HAMBURGER!
thsts when worms came
i remember this
SNAP OUT OF IT
i saw the gifs and images but the video i saw first time today
ngl i think this burger would be kinda good
if the meat wasnt charred to coal
shitty dollar burger type
actually i was wrong here
it should be
they told me to sit in a corner
corner?
there was no corner
stop
fine
Schizophrenic rambling
meow
Beep boop
shut up
1984
w<
the big brother is watching
share them with a loved one
:3
hahahahahhaha
nice joke
my loved ones are a family that thinks mental illness means you are possesed by satan
π
well thatβs unfortunate
what do they think of anime
reach out to people though. youβd be surprised how many people care about you.
friends that is
stuff like that
real
goofy ass
blue lock is so ass
you post vtuber videos
they are cute and silly
grown women pretending to be anime children
this is just embarassing

i dont watch anime so idk
yes because anime childrennare considered cute
but i was not allowed "brain rotting cartoons" as a kid other than AtlA
whats atla again
thats not brain rotting?
penguins of madagascar is elite ball knowledge
penguins of madagascar are a work of culture
i dont think i watched them completely
i saw a movie not too long ago and it just looks stupid for me
ok so they arent against anime
idk the cartoons had .... a different vibe
atla isnt anine
its a western cartoon
anime style
with eastern inspired themes and style yes
but its peak
actual peak
best series on kids tv ever
clone wars is one of the best too
war crimes series raised a whole generation
ong
all i remember is lego movie and games
truly lmao
Thats because you're a child
war crimes lego game
ok uncle
was good
too
clone wars lego game
they had a very cool system of like
battle tactics
i miss it
you could capture areas on map and spawn and command troops cannons shields etc
Me in 2013 watching innocent civilians be bombed by white phosphorus mortars in Spec Ops the Line as a 14 year old
youre 24
Arma 3 joined chat
i didnt play spec ops but when my family wasnt home i played killzone 3
hi galaxy
Hi dunce!!
galaxy you're the only halfsword games role i wouldn't feel scared tagging but probably still wouldn't tag lol
shoving fingers in the eyes of space nazis π
my parents use my old ps3 now to watch movies about jesus
you will grow a serial killer
Thank you for making me feel special
nah
He can easily escape too
can you genuinely believe flat earthers exist in 2025
yes
if i dont understand it means its fake
flat earth mentality
Dunce doesn't understand woman, therefore fake
who believes in women
@gloomy urchin
anyways what the fuck is arknights about
first one is stupid
physiscs is ez too
do people genuinely not understand purpose of formulas
and variables in them
i am 12 minutes in
i HATE the way they clear rooms
i HATE the weapons they use
i HATE unrealism
what is bloons
monkey pop balloon
arknights just look like something i wish animes or books to do for years
i swear i'll be hater for cqb in media just as much as hema hate every sword fighting in media
cqb or cqc?
i'm pretty sure cqc is unarmed no?
john wick cqc is peak
all i know about john wick is that their suppressors suck
yeah it has muzzle flash lol
which like, the whole point of a suppressor is to not have muzzle flash
well suppressors have muzzle flash but the only angle you'll see it from is an angle you won't see afterwards
I never watched john wick ngl
i've seen cqc being refered with weapons included so i dunno
one, two and three are fantastic movies
in four they got kinda lazy, it felt lesser than the three
one and two are probably the best ones tho
i cba'd to rotate it
what the fuck is that russian
"ΡΠ²Π΅Ρ Π½Π΅Π±Π° ΠΏΠ΅ΠΊΠ°ΡΠ½ΠΈ"
have they ever like
tried to hire an actual russian guy to do these signs?
idk
is that an experimental anti tank rifle design
yes and its kino
looks like it would hurt like a mf to shoot
yes because its meant against tanks
I'd add it as a weapon if I were to make a game
I have an idea for a first person shooter
wow no way i could have never guessed that
roblox scorched earth got that!!!
check out this freaking thing
except the part where they didnt add tanks
I have a thing with high caliber weapons
Roblox downfall, S&Box rise
i misread and thought u said it would hurt for a guy that got shot
who what
s&box is mid
they have same vibes as unity
i dont like unity
Frrr
lol no i meant it would hurt to shoot, it looks very uncomfortable
cuz unity games rarely cook unless they come up with their own systems for everything
the anti tank rifle class in bf1 was so freaking cool
that thing was deadly asf
Especially with the ingame buying stuff
i mean the caliber is insanely big as far as i know
yeah that's why it would hurt to shoot
the image i sent: that barrel is meant to be put on apc's
pathologic 2 is unity iirc
it's like a 20mm cannon barrel
pathologic 2 is the only game that actually cooked without breaking half their shit
and not being buggy mess
except their interact button scans the netire world which freezes ur screen no matter where u press lmao
goku
ok arknights seems fun
this error sure is fatal
I downloaded a mod for hd2 that added custom voicelines,
never thought I'd hear "I WILL LEAD US TO GLO-" before getting cut off via a fucking direct hit from a dragonroach slapping my ass
dj toenail type beat
hey how do you beat the commoner boss ? there are no weapons on the ground and unlike the peasant boss he doesn't drop his main weapon when you grab him
Peak game
Is that Simpsons hit and run?
i am so lost
you aren't armed with a weapon on commoner tier?
Bart gets a concussion
no
i don't spawn with a weapon
Lobotomy
imagine it with this sfx after every hit https://youtu.be/iIeajyim5eU
lobotmy sfx
literqallyt mee LOLO1!
check out the other stuff that i do:
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3500541312
that's not meant to happen weird
Have you tried clicking the class icon and randomize weapon or class button?
that one lobotomy video...
well now you know at least
i spent six hours playing the same thing over and over
getting stuck on the third boss
i could have had weapons
all this time
buh you're expecting to beat the entire gauntlet with bare fists?!
i was doing that
Paint the Half-Sword Red
realistically you can go up to the third boss without any weapons in like 15 minutes by abusing kicks
the second boss was easier because you can grab him and he automatically drops his scythe to take his secondary weapon
and you can steal the scythe
so when i start a fight i'll spawn with these weapons?
why do i get a fucking trained soldier rushing in the middle of a room trying to aim at every corner in an anime about shooting vro!!!
Yeah
do movie directors and anime/manga writers not do their homework before making shit about weapons and guns
what is this game
door kickers 2
looks like vodobanka
shut up i love vodobanka I GAVE THE DEVS ALL OF MY MONEY
YOU SHOULD'VE INVESTED IN DOOR KICKERS INSTEAD
OR DOOR KICKER S2
VODOBANKA IS MID
it's called rule of cool
DOES THAT NOT LOOK COOL
no it aint
its all flashbang go into room arrest everyone
in reality these mfs would get annihilated under minor inconvenience called barricaded suspect
then whatever is the 2nd grenade
nahh
you cant do shit past go into room and they do it all automatically anyway
absolutely mid
play door kickers 2 instead
i bet ur circles wouldnt do this
and just rushed into the room
this looks mad boring
i get to judge others' cqb
why
because
Dead by daylight is a game that punishes the killer for killing survivors lmao
to teach the kids that murder is bad
who even plays dead by daylight
Evil masochists
I can confirm
My brother plays it
Or rather, played it
Before he went cuckoo and we had to send him to the asylum
I used to play it a lot
Then I stopped and my mental health got better
I was a killer main :(
And it was STILL a horror game
I havenβt played in years but the new update is pissing me off lmfao
naginata
what even is that game about
all dbd gameplay i see is this
dead by daylight seems like it would be fun for exactly one round lol
TF HAS THIS GUY BEEN EATING
whatever my physics teacher was yapping about at first lesson
i did not get shit
i REALLY hope its gonna get better cuz shes from university
bro INSTANTLY breaking my arm when i try to grab his shield is actually insane
you're at max damage arent you
no
are you sure
hes just THAT strong
no
blunt doesnt hit that hard
with default damage
i do not believe you until you show screenshot of your damage
rah
BTW, community guidelines say that there shouldn't be any illegal activities, but relative to which country?
this is probably default (not the mniddle, i downloaded half sword on other computers before and it was a little bit further than middle)
the damage to NPC IS low though
are you going to bait again
did you not learn your lesson
also i enabled npc infinite conciousness
And what are you refering here
if it feels illegal maybe dont do it
blanket term illegal activity does not need regional specification

Run around killing survivors
Thats about it
Yeah yeah that was a bait. I want to know what activity is the guy refering to from which I should learn my lesson.
This
Yes, but it was not "excessive profanity" as the community guideliance suggest.
that is what im referring to
Yes, that is what I wanted to know
So I should assume that this is against the rules as well
wsg peoples
judging by this
Just because rules can be vague
saying this line I mean not doing it
i get vibes of you of a guy that just baits mods by questioning rules and saying they arent specific enough
I never questioned rules ever
and then argue that they're actually wrong and rules state otherwise
Thank you for the clarification.
a
mild bobby
but iβm just a mild bobehπ₯Ί
what should i stretch past legs
i can touch my toes now!!
and i cba to stretch further
your spine
blazblue is such a dead series that they put a character from a different game on the front of the cover π₯
i played dead cells on mobile
the shittiest balatro setup got me through blue stake
true?
something with making cool ass combos
is this why americans need so many guns?
that give u big numbers
to defend against the megacancer
Dog man
North america filled with cursed creatures and cursed people
Land is cursed
native curse
hey how to beat grete champion tier 0... i didnt play in a while im losing to him everytime
cleaver
or the chandelier
stab him with it or cut him up from up close
#photographyπ· i did it.
oke
ty
Woke up in a fucken SHTEAMY MOOD YE?
is this english birmingham or amaerican
#vtuber #envtuber #softvtuber #cozy #sleepy #comfortcore #wholesome #asmr
"i still got one last fight in me!" ahh scene
I thought chinese looks unholy bro
this is making me cry just looking at it
brooo how is hindi even a language π
*also no this is not political. I have 0 idea what the hell he is even saying
among us script
Too bad you're BANNED
(not really)
Thats it buddy. Im gonna tickle your feet while you sleep
my feet are deadass so sensitive you will be kicked
Im gonna rub you with babyoil then
Does anyone else have the insane urge to pick up chestnuts of the ground
like whenever I see one I have the compulsion to pick them up
they bring me joy
Its like finding a dollar on the ground
As a Kid our parents went with us to gather chestnuts, and if we got enough we got a reward, so basically they wired my brain to give emotional positive response to chestnuts
thats pretty neat
"TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND!"
"Your bloody arm's leg's off!"
yes
whatever i find on the ground i pick up and start fiddling with it
i have this autistic urge to mess with random objects
I mean...I am autistic
its probably adhd actually
well in your case its like wired into your brain to just want chestnuts
i do it with anything
...anything?
if i dont have something in my hands to mess around with its my own hair instead
that feeling when you pop the shell and its a double or triple
omg
i will probably pull out my hair within the next 10 years
thats a bad idea
im concerned what you are going to pull on when you go bald
Also is this the kind of chestnuts you have
ill rub my shiny bald head over and over again
ok
can someone help me rq
this stupid ass laptop
wants me to delete shit
but it wont let me delete some stuff
do you have administrator
like on the user account
oh wait nevermind its a onedrive thing
i almost burnt down a teachers computer once due to this
shame these aint edible
i had edible chestnuts once and they taste like bitter potatoes
how tf do i beat the ultimate challenge
yeah
yes its a onedrive thing
Id have so much food
onedrive is a piece of shit and i deleted it immediately
is there a substitute
do you have your stuff in local storage
I do not know
idk i think you can just sign out of onedrive
im not sure i absolutely refused to use it
theres probably some shit online about it
a buncha people hate this thing
i guess they wanted their piece in the cloud storage pie
but its annoying as shit
get really lucky on what gear the guys drop
also you're very likely to crash halfway through bc of all the blood and items dropping
you will probably have to tune down your graphics
blood has to be completely off to ensure you dont crash
i turned it low once and still crashed
completely off makes it safe
damn that blows
i got through the ultimate challenge and got the fatal error right before the baron showed up
i clicked off of it and played for another minute to win before it crashed lmao
They should add multiplayer
everyone keeps saying that and they did a demo of splitscreen multiplayer
at whatever game expo they were at
If they had multiplayer the game would be a lot more fun like they donβt need to add like game modes just normal but we can make lobbyβs
afaik they said they aren't gonna add multiplayer like that. split-screen via steam's "play together" is doable, but it would be way too hard to synchronise everything between two separate clients
also like. give them a break while they work on the game itself first lmao
No
okay

i'm a goofy goober dog.. you a goofy loser dog..
The new gens of "where is blood"
when update
βNot every game needs to be online/multiplayer.β
yeah
steam remote play is terrible though
youd have to jump through a bunch of hoops to make a functional multiplayer
it is, yes
but that's not my department
i'm more than content for it to be a really good single player game
Who can send gifs?
Can someone send the βI work at a slaughterhouseβ gif. Legit thatβs how I feel playing this game π π
Nioce. Forwarded to the Dev meme channel.
before where is blood was "When update"
and before that it was quiet
The original guy who made the video is emeemevermelho on TikTok I think idk for sure
true
but quieter
after the first update there was a lot more people
the 2023 october demo
It's almost been two years
ok but gun update when βοΈ
Yeah I don't think we will ever beat the playtest growth. 10k users a day for almost a week.
EA or later.
I'm gonna play the shit out of silksong tomorrow
i love endlessly scrolling through my list of games and not finding anything to play
Hand cannon my beloved
Real
Why are there two shirtless men brawling
Peasants man they do not behave.
What boat



