#general-catfish-🐱🐟
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i love this stupid ahh gif so much
is bro calling me a big back 😭
Me too vro...
the next argument that happens between two users i'm throwing this peak out
ok what ever you say
joined a public game on roblox, successfully reverse ragebaited 2 kids that nolife the game, they told me i was using chat gpt to reply and left

Lmao
I still find it funny it's been 8 years since the quad lens helmet got added to gta online and it's still broken 90% of the time
i still find it funny Rockstar let RDO die within the span of one week lmao
😭
Rockstar moment
sounds like most no lifers who play rb
idk man i find it kinda sad
rdr2 is peak imo
better than gta5
I SAID IT
FIGHT ME
True as fuck
will the next update be the actual game or an update for the demo? if anyone knows
it was really fun, shit I had a nice outfit going too
it was red white and black, a nice tuxedo, I looked like a ganster in the 50s lol
the only vocabulary they have is "ez, runner, noob" with multiple exclamattion marks at the end
good start to the day
i feel like both game franchises are entirely different, GTA is more humor and explosion hollywood action superman style gameplay while RDR 1 and 2 are more serious and while action packed slower burning games
anyway gtg
i do think i prefer RDR tho
Rdr looks better
Early Access will be in Q4 of this year, so we're not far out
I might have to refresh on the faq but is early access paid?
From what I know yes, but I don't know how much it will be. That's a Mcwonderbeast question
Okiii
wheres the faq
I mean depending on how much it is i might gift 5 people the game
That's very noble of you
What i do to Willie isnt
you forgot TALKING IN CONSTANT CAPS like if caps lock is broken
Plus this community has been amazing i wanna give back, how im gonna pick 5 random people i have no clue
you know what bothers me immensely, i have no idea why people do this
they could use dyno for the giveaway
but in youtube comments people will Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word
me neither lmao
LIKE WHY
Or I could js put an invite link in my status, wait for people to join and use the giveaway bot
frr lmao like its the title of a book
true
WHAT
proto willie
before he's fully formed
good god
New lore
he broke out of his cocoon too early
@spark quartz agrees with me
(say yes
)
Yes
willie when he broke out of the womb
Extra new lore
What country is half sword games based out of
if they ever do a gta 7 or an rdr3
should they overhaul everything
like how they did with gta 5 and rdr2
bro we have not even made it to gta 6
GTA 7 and rdr3 will be the most realistic games ever
more realistic than death stranding 2
you doubt gta 6 will be?
GTA6 will be the realistic game of this time
but think about the future
GTA 7 and RDR3
amazing games I can already tell
yes
Ill be over 40 by the time gta 7 comes around
and then gta 7 will be the most relistic game of its time
and Im 15
2010 was 15 years ago
old man
Probably Germany or the uk I remember alot of people debating about it and most said it was the uk or germany
It'd be the Holy Roman Empire since its set in the 1500s
Not Germany
I WAS RIGHT HEHE
LET'S GO
Where do you think the holy Roman empire was bro
😭
Greece
"roman empire" "so he was british"
vro
Willie's not really anything. The language he speaks is just gibberish, sounding like old english/German or whatever, but its not any real language that ever existed

willie is mushroom
is blueberry and people still spreading that theory around
yes
I created that theory
its not a theory
Lieutenant gramps (galliasunc)
misinfo is a grandpa
I do everything in this discord out of spite for Captain Misinfo
were your cousins the dinosaurs
no like the people who make it not where the game is based
Oh uh
All around the world
I think
Idk
I want a Celtic willie
where is the company registered
a Willie who's ginger
IDK
Halfsword games is registered in Europe
ok
No way
I'm not a true halfsword fan
I do not think they have a company or something like that but the devs are from India and Argentina Georgia state and the country
Sweden Netherlands
Everyone throw tomatoes at me 
dont you read the fine print
they're clearly half sword games
William von flammenwerfer
Really? So their all working from home?
💀
Could be? I'm not actually sure
It's just their home country im guessing they probably work from home
Since it is a indie game
im pretty sure they do
that would make sense
Wait, this is indie? I just got it the other day, this thing is amazing.
theyre literally from like thousands of miles from each other
W
My dms are open.
freaky
A couple are from Europe and some are in completely different parts of the world
cant wait for 9 years to pass by
so I can finally watch the Half Sword movie
starring Chris Pratt as Willie
tbf they dont actually need to be together i dont think
like
the music guy can just send a file
etc
They don't code iirc I think they use this one like I have no idea what it's called
Yeah, they probably just get on a call.
I remember the cm telling me they don't exactly code but use something something else
they dont code?
They use like uhh how do I explain
Wait, they don't?
wowww
visual coding?
What's visual coding?
Half sword is just a bunch of free assets...
No way?
Im giving half sword a dislike on steam
Wait, I've seen this before!
and deleting it
yea thats ue5 visual coding
How does that work?
Is it ai?
Most definitely not
like coding with blocks
bunch of premade statements
that you can connect togehter
Huh.
so basically scratch
literally yes
wow
seems simple enough
Is this why it crashed earlier, and AMD freaked out and declared their drivers weren't good enough on my pc?
Compared to other methods of coding
1/10
Wouldnt recommend
10/10 wouldnt recommend
10/10 my wife left me because I got addicted to this game wouldn't recommend
Greedy cat ends up wasting his milk
The consequences of greed
I bet he had fun though.
Indeed man from Cambodia

Does anyone know, does restarting a pc, do the same thing as shutting it down, and turning it back on?
hey silly mod
Indeed sire
hello timmy turner
did you know half sword uses free assests
💀
and was coded on scratch
Does half sword have a way to financially support it, currently?
no
Oh, we can't donate?
unless steam pays them
when someone plays their game
that's a Mcwonderbeast question but early access is coming soon which will be paid
how much
2 bucks?
whats that?
i have never heard of this so called grass
Thank you.
You put it in a pot
😭
and then you smoke it
I think you can tip them or it was removed
Early access is soon and it's paid so they can finally profit
isnt that Spider mans girl
wtf has life come to
They deserve at least ten, I'd say.
no its a different name for weed
Like what tf does 67 even mean
i wouldnt spend more than 25 and even thats pushing it
i'm too unc to understand it
Bro's an unc
its from a stupidly bad song
I meant for the beta test.
i think?
I also don't know what the fuck 67 means
oh
Shizton is an unc
Nuh uh
Bro I’m not that much of an unc
Full game, yeah, I agree. I mean, I wonder what they'll have, think there's gonna be a lot more?
I’m 19 bro 
damn unc
@spark quartz when were you born
UNCCCCC
Unc alert
Earth, I'd bet.
in the 1900's
I WAS BORN IN 2006, WHEN WERE Y’ALL BORN

I won't tell
Bro was born in the 20th century!
Two Thousand and Ten
YOU WERE BORN IN 2010!?!?
yee
before or after the release of halo reach
and minecrafts older than me by 1 year
How...thats...fifteen? Right?
in the #faq they said they planned on adding ALOT more for the full release
Yeah that’s 15
before
man i was 12 in 2010 💀
2010 is 15 rn
yeah
I’m gonna be 20 next year
I'm a strapping 15 year old
07
unc
Damn your old
WRONG PERSON
STFU!!!

1998? YOU WERE BORN IN 98?
we got a dino in here
I'm really excited, cause its my favorite game in recent times.
Young
yeah
Ok sorry gramps
fair enough same here
@spark quartz what was it like in the Great Depression
@spark quartz you are about to reach your 30's
Super unc
Do you want your meds?
oh you mean right now
three years away
Grandpa how was music back then
yo thats wild bro dogging on the mod hard
Now is actually worse, if you compare buying power, lol.
was his music also in black and white
😭
yes but let's not get into that lol
Bro what?
that's a whole can of worms we should NOT open
@spark quartz https://youtu.be/Soa3gO7tL-c?si=fqCICmllg5keyPrP was this your favourite song back then
Watch the official music video for Boulevard Of Broken Dreams by Green Day from the album American Idiot.
🔔 Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/GreenDay/?sub_confirmation=1
Pre-order Saviors (édition de luxe) - out 5/23: https://greenday.lnk.to/SaviorEDL
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i actually loved greenday as a kid 😭
Greenday slaps.
Ong
arent they retired
I belive so.
Mr Armstrong is a family man now
Good for him.
damn bro that mf that was born in 2010 was only 9 when MW2019 came out bruh
Wait, modern warfare came out in '19?
the OG MW came out in 2004, the reboot came out in 19
Me and the person who made the gif have the exact same keyboard
is this the gay guy country song
at the end
I didn't hear about that reboot, that's cool.
oh wait no
wasn't it from like 2007-2008
Ooh, okay good, I was getting scared for a second, I'm getting old.
Im as old as the first red dead redemption game
i'm as old as the original resident evil 2
Resident evil 2 is amazing.
the remake was soooo peak
and thats why i listen to spotify on the brave browser on my pc
less restrictions and no ads
They made a remake?
aww a lil swamp puppy
re2 remake
I work too much.
Im going to assume that one of you has atleast a gray hair strand
all you want is the day to be over but that's a whole ass day
Honestly? Its crazy, I clock in, and before I know it, its quitting time again.
not even close
I dont have experience but
you guys focus on work too much
its just one thing
But having a card, that doesn't decline, is nice.
just wait until you have a job lil bro
I actually kind of want a Job though
yeah so did i at one point lol
I want to get paid
now all i want is not one lmao
I see my coworkers more than my family.
Tiger are you an office worker
when people say work is your second home they aren't lying
or something
you give me blue collar vibes tiger
I'm a cook, actually.
Yeah, I mean, its intense, fast paced, kind of an adrenaline rush actually. And the quietness is nice.
unless its a fast food place
Jeez...for real?
i know it
yeah lol
progress
I pray workers comp will help with your medical recovery...
why is this in the middle of the pacific ocean
oh no i don't have cancer i just mean it's an inevitability
Yeah, still is scary.
oh yeah trust me i know
how long have you been working in said factory
six years?
Good amount of time then, wow.
i've worked in two different companies within the same factory so i count both experiences
what's your dream tiger? chef?
maybe upwards to 6 or 7 years
imagine a clown that's also a mime and also dead
I wonder what's changed
Dream job? I'm becoming a state trooper.
Probably nothing ay
So worth it
Now, that's a good metaphor.
@spark quartz
yeah the managment are not only idiots but also don't communicate and they're absent so often they mgiht as well be dead lol
ah nice
Nice meme you got there
Its mine now 🙂
better when it gets completed
help work on it
At least, no micromanaing, you can do your job somewhat in peace, I hope?
I'm a dishwasher rn lmao
Understood
Is it worth the possible chance of cancer tho 🤔
for the most part, i'm fortunate enough to be able to sit down a lot so it's chill
but when it's not it's really, really not
i hate it
Depending on pay, maybe. He needs to take care of his family, every man does.
There's truth in that
why is hyperrealistic bart simpson resurfacing
memes never truly expire
they just go missing in action
It's been part of every single brainrot meme for like minimum three years now
I've been burnt out at my current kitchen gig for eight months? It pays the bills though.
longer
I mean if it's repetitive the day can go by fast at least
i guess one benefit of a kitchen job is the fact everybody needs a chef at a restaurant
Oh, every hour only feels like twenty minutes or so.
Well that's good at least time flys past quick
it's currently 11:23 PM, dark as shit out in the middle of nowhere Nevada and i'm gonna go take a walk
be good because i will be back
Oh, I've gotten tons of offers, in my town, a person competent in a kitchen, its impossible for them to be unemployed.
Enjoy.
hell yeah bro, i'm a dime a dozen factory worker
I confiscate your title of silly
Why would people spend time making that
I don't...hate it?
Everyone quick break the rules mods are gone

Bachelor for life.
Why spent time in something silly like that! Just gamble and drink
Song name?
🥀
Now we're talking!
I hate discord bots so much they serve zero fuckin purpose man TwT
trying to give people tips and this bot keeps thinking I'm asking for help, deleting my message, and sending a list of lfg channels
no you dumb fuck
help
watcha need
is there a way to recover a lost limb in the abyss?
I don't think so.
no
Tape it back on
you can either go full monthy python or reset
pretty sure you don't die from losing limbs in abyss
Monty python was such a great film
you can even walk on one leg
WHERE CAN I WATCH IT
Does this game have an invisible health bar, or is it a limb health system?
both
Netflix.
pretty sure it calculates total limb and body part damage and if a certain part is too damaged you bleed out or lose consciousness
like, the opponent can have both legs broken but if other body parts are not damaged he will not give up
same with arms
Huh, I'd love to look at specific values, but I think the game is closed source.
Depends on region I think too. Just look up the name + streaming.
Ay thanks bro 👍
Ratatatatatat
When will they add micro transactions and Ai art
when pigs fly
and guns get added to weapon packs
Time to shoot a pig out of a cannon
do you guys think Willie can handle the recoil of a 50 calibur
no
he scrawny af
Could Willie's willie?
50 excaliburs vs willie
no
Yes it could have faith
you didnt have to do him dirty like that
burh
burh
Based on you, I assume it'd be a lot good and cheap
guys gravity is a wave right
Did you just say mustard?
is it ban word or ...?
Brainrot upon ye
LMAO
This is so fucking stupid (loud af video btw)
I edited it, not made it.
that's EXACTLY what I mean
this gif ruined every song he had made ever
Lmao
am a fan of it now. its a good edit
willie needs one
Mr. Marshal hi
Hi Mr. Shizzy HI
You're a bum who eats crumbs
HELP
bro is built to upload..
Inshallah you will seed
ok bye bye bye bye
traumatising ahh pfp
Cursed image
but hes so precious:/ how could you say such a thing >:[
Not the cat
The whole image
Idk wym
It just reminds me of the sort of thing someone would post on /x/ as a reaction image
Where is it from
Ooooohh
I thought you were saying that it was cursed bc of smth in the image, I understand now
Thanks for clarifying:D
Also the image is a little unsettling
Everyone is looking at the camera including the cat. This vexes me
ion think the cat is looking at the camera. It's like he's looking beyond this plane of existence
nvrm it didnt
what the hell is going on wtih my internet
would it be funny if i make literally the largest sword i can make
multiplayer?

is early access still 2025 or was that pushed back and I just missed it?
is discord trolling me or smth?? what is this
is this real
『ゴールドシチーの可愛いとこ集』ロングverです!!
ウマ娘ストーリー、イベントストーリーからのまとめです。是非見て下さい😆😆
この子はカッコいい綺麗が似合うウマ娘ですが、ストーリーではモデルとレースの両立に葛藤し、涙見せることも多いで...
i feel like if i didnt discover Half Sword my fyd wouldn't be full of Uma Musume
just like domino
ambatunat
cup hilt rapier with knuclebow
woaw
oh
need
💔
need rennsisance mods
minor case of serious brain damage
the shame will still live
who's suar
so i cant send "i used to tickle my pickle to angry birds" but this guy can?
apparently
gn
dunce
why cant you sheathe your axe
you tell me you can put small axes but not big axes on your back
you tell me baron has a bigass sword that he can sheathe yet you cant sheathe the lumber axe
kill kill kill
He's a big ass guy
When you're regular Willie, you can't sheathe his sword
I'm pretty sure
you can
cus its a t3 longsword not a greatsword
so u can sheathe it
if it was a greatsword (t3 boss weapon) u wont be able to sheathe it
let me try that real quick
the big axe u cant sheathe because idk willie is too poor to afford a sheathe for it
why doesnt he just put it on his back or sumthin
it's a tool you dont really carry it around sheathed or on ur back idk
this makes no sense, why cant willie sheathe that sword
you use it to cut wood and then put it on a shelf
wym "shelf"
im reasoning why the big axe doesnt have a sheathe
it's so the baron can have the sword as a sidearm
so they made it a seperate category
hs enhancer my beloved
LMAO
when i tried to switch to him it just fatal errored me
galgalims in the bible
hello chat
hello chat
hello chat
Willie in 2025
isnt this just XQC?
its the new skin for him
Gambling online while fighting Crete champion
Why would you put XQC in the game
Willie in mafia
Test his tolerance to knives and axes and whatnot
xqc
This will be halfsword in 2015
modern physics? wdym?
still waiting to get access to the voice chat
HS physics and combat but in a setting that is not medieval.
reload that shotgun in 20 work days 💔
i meannnn like u can do the same with people irl
js get someone mad
what steven
i was gonna open halfsword with the windows menu but almost typed "google translate" instead
Modern setting
Like new york
Los Angeles
Miami
use deepL is god tier
the shit is deepL
now is the shit deepl or is deepl the shit?
Like a boss
🙂
hi
he is indeed old.
audio by Audiospawn's Sudzy Bubbles
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wQY7WIM5rXI
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#deltarune #animation #memes #old #markpan
That would mostly just be beggar carnage, nearly identical.
whered the horses legs go
his legs are grey
Oof I wonder how low the framerate would be if using the current optimisation
it is bannerlord not half sword
Ye but imagine if it was
well that would suck i think
(Totally not trying to correct myself from this fumble)
2 fpd
Скибиди тойлет
lmao
happens to the best of us
no
i would direct him to the russian channel but i dont know how to spell the russian channel
I checked if the bot could send me to the brainrot museum
||It turned out he couldnt||
he said that word btw
skeebedi toilet in russian
meh
ultimate challenge has me tweaking
🧀
it's so easy
yeah but im bad at the game
yeah but false...
you got to the baron yet

nope
FISHING
if so just find weak spots on him and attack them
on THE WEB
for the more armored guys i like to just get up in their face
do blunt damage with the end of my sword and push them to the barrier so they take more damage
but its harder because until you get to the baron theres upwards to 3-4 enemies at a time
yeah but i need to get lucky for the polearm/halberd
oh idk just spend a few hours trying to improve in free mode and ultimate challenge might be easier
if they have horrible weapons then idk
will do later
g
ai prob
What AI?
Looks like Tommy Angelo
Frrr
Yyyyes, new image tech is dope
i hate this
please dont be ai please dont be ai pl
It's ai
Damn he looks so cooll
Add the bow 🙏 🙏
i was having such a good run and my game just crashed 💔
s
thtas a lot of text
i'm too lazy to read this
are we sure ultimate challenge is possible
hes hot
It’s not hard you just need patience
its been like three hours 💔
if someone gets the spiky pole thing i just l]ose
either that or i make it until i get 3v1ed
I fucking love AI
not to even mention my game crashing
Game crashing is a lost but you can click off of prompt and continue
On a time limit
Turn off blood
How do you wanna see Willie? And in what setting
I’ll be cackling when you’re subsumed into the megaconsciousness and I’m happily eating my slop alive and free and not as a subhuman servant to the Destroyer…
no 😡
My crystal ball told me that would all happen
Reduce it then 
its on the normal mode rn
im on medium settings
L E S S
NOOO!!!
i think im just having a skill issue a luck issue or both
why am i dropping my weapon randomly
what the fuck does that mean kobe bryant
it's my own way of saying skill issue
fairs
this is fucking cool
i knew which group sent the message so i decoded it without a key
😎
@uncut epoch still havent forgotten btw you better be on time
Oh yeah I forgot about that
you better not forget on december 12th 2026
Real
Has anything about this game changed in the last 3-6 months? I see loads of updates about random shields and armor, but has any new campain been added? Improvements to the engine, etc?
diabolical push
not yet, all of these stuff u see are going to be in early access
before u ask the question you are going to ask, its answer is in #faq
while at it read everything in this channel
should i try clash
i feel like i should, i see it everywhere nowadays and i’ve literally never played it loll
you can fucking see the logo in the corner
me and homie fighting for the last pepporoni
basically
no more diggy diggy hole
yes
willy is our scapegoat we project our sins on him and then brutally murder him for them
willie is the true god
i already had enough insane relationships il take a hard pass
guys religion talk is not allowed
id rather not live for ever
peace is but an illusion there will forever be chaos somewhere
nothing against your beliefs, but u should stop talking about religion, its not allowed in the server
why whenever i want to play half sword it crashes

idk man its annoying
I dare you to write a story where one is immortal whithout the cons of being immortal
impossible
silly mod, save us, hand out mutes
seems like this happenes atleast once a day
Bro whipped the book itself just yo piss a mod
no it doesnt thankfully and when it does the mods try to stop it
Big hole
i meant someone breaking rules in general not just religion talk
one of the best games to ever graze this earth
eeeh im not active 24/7 but i think its not THAT often
Until you get in the cave for the 65700 time and hear that
Wooaaaaaaa. Woaaaaa
fair enough neither am i
id go insane if i was on discord 24/7
what sound is bro tryna imitate
Cave music ost
the magic mirror? cave music?
You know the one
me when summer break ahem ahem
very well
both the old and new one
Nah magic mirror is
quiblilililili
Stop talking about religion please.
DO SOMETHING
I mean i really am not an old player but ive managed to finish the game 2 times with buds and have neared the end of calamity (thats a lie we just killed providence)
saying please wont do much clearly they havent stopped after multiple warnings not just from you but other community members telling them its against the rules
burh
OR POST AN EA LEAK 
No religion, please refer to the rules.
fair
i beat terraria atleast 10+ times so far
ion think mods get to see EA
i haven't beaten terraria
The cave ost just makes me cackle, im using my op account to make a house for each npc to breath a lill
Wich boss you on ?
500 hours
Lemme pray they do
Wha
need help?
i got to moonlord
ive never played terraria
and my save corrupted
bro is more the creative builder type of player it seems
missing out
rip
maaaybee but idk it seems normal
Nah I'm the type of player that uses the dcu to eradicate an entire small crimson world specifically, I just wanted to try something new
its gonna be like minecraft, play for few days then get burnt out
def missing out
prolly cuz you play games wrong
Its a nice game if you like survival ones, even better with friends since you can speedrun it and force them to stay 12 steps beind
naaaaah
you shouldnt rush progress instead you should enjoy it slowly
oh yeah with friends its gonna be peak
told you they wouldnt stop :/
Tbh terraria can be finished in this 2 to 3 day phase, I rarely play singleplayer games (beside half sword but I consider the ai like players)
atleast 3x better with friends
May your relatives guide you well through your bardo, toward nirvana and away from samsara
online preachers🥀
And 3x harder 
easily but i prefer to make it last like two weeks idk
i build alot
buh
true but then u got plans and ur too lazy and u lose interest
green houses specialized houses for npcs multiple bases
Too much has been loseth, why losen more
I got this for myself as a treat do any of y'all like Milwaukee fastbacks or Judy hopps' booty cheeks
i swear they act like a broken record 😭
Are we deadass
may willhelm w.fischer guide u through the murder murder path
Nah I'm not Buddhist
No. Religious. Talk
Good thing with terraria being that you can use an endgame character in a fresh world, most people say it's lazy, I say it's fun, I finish a save take a break hop on from time to time
what am i agreeing to?
What's the limits on what's considered religion here though what about like Arch Linux or being from new jersey
Or homestuck
oo nice
new game plus
terry davis OS
Rip terry
anyways amma go sleep, goodmight ha.fcord
same
eh i like a challenge, i might have two world for one character (so i can get both crimson and corruption gear)
gn
Half Cord: The Full Cord
May your windows and wifi provider deliver the oh needed Fibre connection to hinder thy cuckold battling the ruleths.
also i always play on a large world even if alone
they just better