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non
good.
ive been watching way too much meatcanyons...
Why'd he jump infront of my car bruh
Don't blame meat for you being a creep ahh mf
was that a ragdoll
No
What are you still doing at that area bro
@quiet belfry stay tight my fluffy panda
Why are you just killing people
i thought thats this guys dick dont scare me bro
???๐ญ
What is this chat rn
My DRINK? My DIET DR KELP?
i think hes on drugs
Did a full 360 ๐ญ
There's a protesis that can electrecute people
that's cool
did you mess around with infinite heaven yet
What the hell
there's a black hole amazon delivery service
you can send people away with balloons
Why did he thank you
Buy half sword
When you hold them to interrogate them they say freak shit
Oh word??๐
what did he mean by this
#gaming #metalgearsolid #mgs #mgsv #pcgaming #steam
subtitles
Saul lid snake ! :D


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game coming out soon?
Q4 2025 is what they're hoping for
rahhh
wait really? the game's coming out that soon?
time flies ๐
thats what they hope
even so that's really good. i remember it used to feel like it would take forever
Merry Christmas
then again, last time i played until recently was before the abyss or gauntlet mode were added to the playtest
Yes Sam we see your neighbors truck
on ultimate challenge or just in general?
are you boxing with metal gloves
why did i say gloves?
gauntlets
like in the play demo
so you ARE boxing?
what graphics settings you on
like with the sword or axe
oh
low
yea idk then ๐
its 8gb ram enouogh
try verifying integrity then
where is that
right click the game on steam and go to properties
should be in there somewhere
it says all files verified
hopefully it's fixed now then
โYou wouldnโt survive in my streetsโ
the streets in question
Please dont do this to your Willie. He will get brain damage
too late
the good ending
locked in and took him out without getting hit once
what if half sword and half life collabed
would it be called half half
or life sword
does anybody know how to reset the game?
wym
when I try to play with the beggar it send me to knight arena, enemies are too powerful and geared up
i had a similar bug where i got sent to fist fights at tier 8. just restart the game that should fix it
no it does not
no idea then
Sorry i couldnt help
The new jurrassic world is ASS
jurassic world fell off
RDR3 or GTA7
I was about to loot and then I get backshot by THAT GUY. that's what I get from playing first person
wtf is this
GTA IV 2
theyre not going to do dlcs for rockstar games
Nice strawman bud but I didnโt ask for a DLCโฆ
technically
every game is a dlc
since its downloadable content
Thanks for sharing, Samsung
https://youtu.be/TW3lSbQuiac?si=63ywCoJ5V95FVoKQ new bendy game
Revealing the title to the conclusion of the Bendy mainline saga
Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2613150/
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jarvis post paws at you quote
sadly, I like how they did spino though, if only his neck wasnt so chunky
I mean, in the grand scheme of things, that's cheaper than they used to be in the 90s ($50 to $80, or $100 to $140 adjusted for inflation)
you all just lost The Game
๐
fuck you
send it for me its beautiful
Also I dont think that would be allowed if you did have image perms
Just cause it could spark political stuff (which the mods dont like)
fair enough
thanks samsung
I told Sam not to sing, but Samsung anyway
more of a private group chat gif than a public server gif ๐
still beautiful
homar
I'm going to let you know this right now, I looked at the gif you failed to send. Do not send gifs or images like that, one of our many rules is no politics. So please be mindful of what you plan on sending in the future.
gotchu
It's not a personal vendetta against anybody, it's literally THE RULES.
I told Sam not to sing, but Samsung anyway
truly
I'm glad brm5 added the c7 for purchase
I like how nobody fucking dies
the start:
the ever so humble first 5 minutes of the movie:
Nobody important*
narratively bland
trve....
Haven't seen them, I'm not really a fan of the series
it's just that my fren wanted to watch it
understandable
lmao
The fucking snickers wrapper bro ๐ญ
what in the final destination writing fuck </3
allst it took was a wrapper๐
Its literally a personal attack against me and only me because Ur literally me and im U and me is U and and and
I aspire to be him one day
yall would not believe the bigass poop log im dropping right now
67 will never be the next 69
IM BEGGING YOU WONDERBEAST MAKE IT SO U CAN TAKE PHOTOS AFTER LOSING IN BARON CHALLENGE I HAD THE GREATEST PHOTO OF MY CARREER BUT IT WAS STRIPPED FROM ME BEFORE I COULD TAKE IT
Wonderbeast ins't a dev from what I know
though he's informed on all development progress
He's the face of the halfsword discord though
And is also the middleman when you need to ask the devs something
@hazy coral
@hazy coral
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@hazy coral
what the hellllllllllllllllll
this guy has been very annoying
chat do we ban this guy
no
yes please
im completing a quest
hes been spamming me in every server im in
dunno bro that rapid spam looks kinda annoying
wtf
ill delete trust
ik bro
is it to get banned?
at least time him out
<@&1080390104562016306> delete this guy
embed failiure
NOOOOOOOOOOO
ty
That's an alt account BTW
Someone got clapped
Yeah if you scroll up a bit you'll see the culprit
Bro spam tagged someone like 25 times
what was the point?
Who knows
Chat is too quiet, anyone got an opinion we can argue about?
no
poleaxe good pitchfork bad
y
not big on death metal
good
this sounds like every death metal piece in existence
fuck does that mean
liquid crystal display
well now i can fuckin see it
this is a more popular โsoundโ for them
it sounds lowkey bland
the more niche the genre, the less variation
ok this is better
death metal isnโt niche
hip hop and rock probably have the biggest audience
death metal aint niche
niche enough
itโs considerably more unique for sure
iโm a big fan
i'm more of a prog metal man myself
don't know many people who listen to death metal
my favorite album is kind of a combination between their post-deathgrind era and their pre-developed sound
you deadass calling metal as a whole niche???
anecdotal evidence โฆ
yup
damn. hot take of the day
good enough for me
is prog metal experimental in general or like math metal like meshuggah and tool
it's basically metal with the tendencies of prog rock
Now I'm gonna listen to Jesus Christ Superstar for the millionth time
oh
i laughed irl fuck you
Something about it idk
Goofy Guy have you heard of OM
but yeah i would not say metal is niche
not a fan of musicals, but jcst is just better
no
there are like niche subgenres within metal but metal as a whole isnt niche at all
who here heard of dragons dogma
zamn that bass got some spice to it
al cisneros cooking as per usual
he ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ with it
thereโs some songs of theirs that have really awesome cello parts too
what vocation
the big sword one
jazz honestly is fucking weird because it feels like its niche but it hella aint
respectable, not a mystic knoght main so -99 street rep
i like the og dragons dogma way more
the second one feels like its doing too much ngl
it was a good experience but the variety of enemies was bland and the world felt kind of dead
only thing i like is how u can stand on monsters to save stamina
the second one did a good job of replicating the good parts of the first i feel
ngl i wish the dragon fight on dd2
had insane interactive cutscene shit like u riding the dragon mid air and knocking him out the air
or sum shi
like in dd1
dd1 was SO ahead of its time
like l4d2 levels of ahead of its time
been playing modded bannerlord lately
i like the combat a lot
especially with RBM and visual responsive mods
gosh i can taste the allergies
What
lwk whats up with value not being able to count to 3
my nose is simultaneously runny and stopped up and i can taste the wind which glides through it
have they EVER released a 3rd game directly after the sequal and not some spinoff
you mean valve?
Try a hot shower? Steam seems to help sometimes
i did thirtee minute ago
oh well u just die
cut your nose off with meat cleaver
benadryl?
bro thag is
value is the non-stone carving version of valve, they used V for V and U but in middle english it was pronounced like U despite being written with two Vโs. the more you know.
not for sniffed noses bro
SAMUEL
hi shizton
sorry its 7am
no itโs not itโs 1:28
to me it is
No itโs not itโs 5:28
bendryl is for allergies
Youโre all liars
two of us are lying.
runny noses included
what if i live in every timezone
nroโs galactus
its 15:2 for me rn
monday
Fuck
Nah, its barely night for me, I can stay up for a few more hours and not feel bad about myself
im better
the past is a simpler time
im better
so many less worries
just invented color film
Well I know your future and I can tell you you get no bitches
Half sword is a fun game
yes
im innocent
why do you have an alt
why else are you using your alt
dumbbb wayss to dieeee
the mods are so... ๐ฅฐ
why put _alt if this is your main?
I know they're lying but I can't prove it yet...
ragamuffin!
Protection first
how the fuck do you listen to english and understand it
half of sounds i hear sound gibberish and i will not understand what the fuck the other person is saying w/o subtitles
because it's my first language
sounds fine to me
CHINESE LETTERS TYPE SHIT EXCEPT ITS SOUNDS
as an english speaker who studies linguistics, english is kinda fucked up if you break down your understanding of it
They're there their
any language is, if you actually consider just how eccentric it can be
Were we're
how do you hear difference between bought and bot without context
You're your
Read Read Reed Red
depends on the accent
they sometimes sound different
Caught and cot
I always forget my bad...
yeah it depends on accent
in a lot of american accents, bought is an "aw" sound and bot is an "ah" sound
Im in the PNW, the "aught" and "ot" is the same where im at
To two too
yeah those too, but honestly the main thing is english grammar and syntax
in somewhere like Boston, it's different
am i supposed to distinguish accenrs as well??
No
what's your first language
russian
Blyat
we do NOT have that kind of shit
lead lead
English feels so human to me
sometimes makes no sense
I still love it
incredibly backwards sometimes
Sanskrit and Klingon combination?
some mfs do that on friday evening
Lets go back to Old English and see where we went wrong
i do not understand that reference
bow bow bow
sounds even worse
feels like mumbling
real
heteronyms are strange
Willie's voice is so romantic
Well not really a reference to anything, doubt anyone here doesn't know what Klingon is.
let's speak english with indian accent
star trek
He sounds like an aged bowl of lard.
can't speak it, not much of a startrek fan
I wish I could speak Huttese though.
I mean in terms of it existing, I don't speak Klingon but I know of its existence.
it's wild that Bethesda made an entire language for TES
False, it's StarCraft.
prolly js hired a guy
nuh uh, starcraft is only the Terran, Zerg and Protos
yeah no shit
fuck it, we're in the streets talking in proto-indo-european
There's so many different accents of English
all over the world
^and some accents are barely intelligible to other accents
like the british
oi govena
yeah that too
i tried to watch daredevil in original
i CANNOT distinguish their dialogues without subtitkes
I really wish to learn slavic or Scottish
same with cyberpunk apparentlyy
The Hill Billies in the Appalachians
@gloomy urchin Look up Appalachian Dialects
but genuinely there are some english dialects that would be hard to understand for most speakers- singaporean english, as i understand it, is vastly different from american or british english
it's weird listening to them because it's almost like you can understand them but also not even slightly
ireland
celtic english dialects can be hard to understand but honestly there's way worse
Jim Tom, just down the road aways from where I'm from, speaking in our Southern Appalachian Dialect. Can you understand him? ๐
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what the fuck?
English at its finest
All I understood was "that son of a bitch" and "bullshit"
guys the game keeps crashing on me
turn off blood
aight
yeah the blood plugin they use causes a lot of issues so they're developing an in-house one i think
I think he's talking about how someone called the law down "there" and he's not bullshitting you
did you read the comments or managed to distinguish sounds of that one duck from a cartoon i cant remember name of
I listened to it about 5 times
"that son of a bitch down there just liable to call the law like (couldn't figure out what he said here) i ain't to bullshittin' you"
eating a big ass bag of chips before gym was NOT a good idea
to start drama?
best translation i'm getting is "that son of a bitch down there just liable to call the law like i sassed'm out, i ain't'a bullshitin' you"
nobody seems to know what he says at the end
the best impression i can get is that he's saying "absolutely" or "control it" but i'm not sure how those would fit with the context
man this might be the worst thing i've ever seen
art museum ahh decapitation
does anyone think mods in half sword are bad ?
nope
best thing in the game
enables me to do this
really living up to your name there
ik
willie aint gonna be in EA sadly 
yeah
To whom
willie is technically just a placeholder model
This just raises alot of questions
Are we going to get more playable characters
Than just Frank
i will so not get used to playing non willie
either way, willie is just some free model iirc
thats just a placeholder
buy copyright
honestly
they adding me?
Yes
the plan they've laid out is to replace him, but in my own opinion hes probably gonna come back one way or another since he's so integral to the community now
Maybe as one of the audiences on the bleachers?

does anyone know or not ?
Q4
Q4 is all thats been specified
You know
fiscal quarter four of the year
the final fiscal quarter
Oh ok
so basically the last three months of the year
since its divided into quarters
So Halloween thanksgiving and Christmas
Yahooo
can i play with my friends or just solo ?
just read it at this point man
no offense
but theres no need to ask these questions
unless you have one thats not already answered in the faq
Holy fuck
A nosebleed 3 days in a row
Am I dying
@last whale
meow
lol
Optimization so ass I canโt beat the final boss ๐
turning blood off can prevent the crashes but its not guarenteed. The crashing is caused by a 3rd party gore plugin they are actively working on replacing with their own.
Mild amounts of trolling
They could fix it today by making items delete themselves after 1 minute of being unworn or unused while on the ground
Iโm sorry Iโm being negative Iโm mad because I was cheating (max damage to enemy) and God struck my PC down
They know the cause of the crashing and its not that.
About Fatal Crashes:
Weโre aware of the fatal crashes, especially during the Baron fight. These issues stem from a third-party Unreal Engine plugin weโve been using for some of the blood and gore effects.
While we initially tried to debug it, weโve hit its limitations. Thatโs why weโre now developing our own in-house solution, which will be ready for the Early Access release โ offering both improved stability and next-level wounds for you to inflict on poor Willie.
all I did was turn my graphics into absolute crap
and turn v sync on
and I beat the baron
๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
we injuring our willy in despicable and dubious ways with this one

RELEASE THE GAME FILES ๐ฅ
no

never in my life did i expect to see a post about ss13/14 outside of their specific discords
https://youtu.be/38HKpyVQZUo?si=bQWemUlVk30Mr_8i the best emo music
Music video by Secondhand Serenade performing Fall For You. (C) 2008 Glassnote Entertainment Group LLC
back in 2009-10
hell yeah
hope everyone is having a goof day
peasant boss just cloned my body
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what
Russia
ye
aw
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i dont wanna for russian gamers to go sail the high seas
since localization was becoming more and more widespread
but i guess fandubs are growing
yeah ive seen a lot of russian translation mods for different games
russian voice actors are goated
russian halfsword when ong
what is the number thats going up
stress
oh
idk the story
its peak but my pc is too microwavey to play it
im surprised that my GTX 1070 ti is going strong in 2025
anime dub has some strong voices as well in Russia
his name is not yakuza its dame donny..
they dont make cards like they used to
his name is Dame Danny or Daniel Bro
what if its both
Exactly
can i see a list of banned words
because i dont know what i said
and my message got warned
yo wtf bro 11 stars??
Macking
Be honest with me rq
Did you edit that cigarette in
Or did you use ai
Yeah but that doesn't mean it's yours
finders keepers
idk if this proves anything but this should be of some proof that i searched it up yesterday
9 on this one too wtf??
joint?
lmaooo
what
discord is bugging, ig one of the pics i took is too sensitive
Mopsen are you proud of me i made it on the starboard
holy shit I never knew we had a starboard
congrats tho
what the hell how did you not know
We have an animal channel?!
yes???
guys cracking willie method in dmsโค๏ธโ๐ฉน
hi shizton
Hi Eater
true
well im pretty sure in the final release we are gonna have willie customization
That's what she said
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futures dark
seasonal manic
we wonโt stop
convertible trauma
hide your cards
forgot your jacket on my floor
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is there ever gonna be multiplayer when the game releases?
there will be split screen
i do 3d modelling can i contribute
to your graphics design
technically multiplayer
no online like 1v1s ?
technically multiplayer but like i dont know about online multiplayer
man i hope
not too sure what 3d design would help with but if you want to, go ahead
ok
hello
hi Pierre Le Fou
Clear hidden message about adding multiplayer
in what world is kebab expensive
goob night chat
guys is it normal if my game keeps crashing when am doing the ultimate challenge?
turn off blood
it might help
gore system is broken
gn
they passed bro the evil expensive ass bougie kebab
where do you even go in germany and get an expensive doner
everywhere
are german kebabs gold plated or something
8-9 euro Dรถner
how much euros is a german kebab
approximate centimeters
you can get a 40 cm kebab in my local mall for 7 euro
lmao
40cm?!
@quiet belfry We talking about these right?
oh ur talking about fat kebab
um
you can get one of these for like waht
idk 4 euros
im talking about
doner
or rollo
or what u call it
idk
what
guys i saved myself by shielding my body with my leg am i peak at this game
the one in pita
how
aura
hacker
lahmacun
isnt lahmacun like a flat pancake
i never tried it it looks like a rug
lahmacun is what you're talking about
no
ye
this isnt lahmacun atleast where im from
This is what we call lahmacun
ye this is lahmacun
this is just normal kebab
I love that stuff. My friends mom always made it for us when I was a kid
never tried it
might try
why do i feel like the game is ragebaiting me
it really is
ya
cuz i tried to fix the crashing and nothing works
either
i get killed by an dude whos axe barely touches me and im split in half
or
when i get to the final part of the baron it just crashes
like
i feel like im getting an lobotomy playing this
This is Dรถner
yes
this is lahmacun
yeah
have yall tried this tho
just win๐
do u not have kebab on pita in germany
like flatbread not doner
how tf do you say that
hello im at ultimate challange can anyone explain what is this
afiyet olsun
kill big 8 ft tall man
become big 8ft tall man
do i lose all progress if i die
or do i just restart from ultimate challange
@quiet belfry
no
you dont lose all progress when you die in ultimate challenge
ty
Had to switch to medium graphics so my game wouldnt crash but the way of winning the ultimate challenge is just wrestling
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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!
ah, yes
or you can get a billhook and hit him on the head 8 times
Why is the command /mommy ๐ญ
oh fuck-
blood magic
kebab on bun
also good
rollo is better to grab and go
Is he okay?
Just a couple bonk nothing harsh
After this are you going driving in your car
Right after a beer
driving in my car
right after a drink
hey that bump
is shaped like a sheep
DUI
how about you die
ILL GO A HUNDRED MILES
AN HOUR
Do you guys floss
slight concussion
DO YOU GUYS FLOSS??
how to get rank
talk
mordhau
Bro looking at the camera like we did it ๐ญ
asserting dominance
the only problem game have is sweats that hard to deal with
but as mordhau player myself i enjoy the game
with bots?
yeah it do
Belly
bro
is this suppose to happen
did u see the clip
?
so ur telling me my boss can turn into a helicopter whenever he wants
new bug found if they cut your arm nearly off so you can see bone you get super strength
roll and stab would work on me ngl
she gotta know how to beat bosses
submitted like a good boy
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expensive where?
kebab at my uni costs less than 90% of food you can find that isnt china soup
If its very delicious, you didnt get scammed
based pfp
it cant be that good
i'll make a bigger hole let me install
Step into my trapsโฆ
I got a boyfriend doing these dances (im not gay)
wtf terria messing with my keyboard
it turned my keyboard green ok distgusting color
this you buy chance dbd
main goal is to fight bosses
2d lot's of confusing stuff
otherwise do whatever you want
My mango is to blow up
AN AC LI I DO KNO NOBAY
ar ar ar
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One message removed from a suspended account.
q4 this year
HOW DO I GET THIS GAME TO STOP CRASHING SO I CAN BEAT IT
One message removed from a suspended account.
last quarter of this year ye
My main goal, is to blowup. And act like I don't know nobody
YO THAT'S SO COOL WTF๐คฃ
Whats up guys! Fatal error!
Crash in runnable thread Runtime Vertex Paint and Detection Plugin Thread #4
I hope you all have a Fatal error!
Crash in runnable thread Runtime Vertex Paint and Detection Plugin Thread #4 day
everyone this picture is false and it will seem inappropriate though it will be a normal message if context was provided
Copium
DON'T FALL FOR ANYTHING @split geyser SAYS!! HE GOT BANNED FROM A CHRISTIAN SERVER FOR TRYING TO SCAM PEOPLE WITH THE HELP OF SOME OTHERS
A little late on the reply bud
I didnt wanna be on time
wow that was like 6 months ago
Im just warning ppl of a scammer
I only replied so people could see his profile but I ounged him anyway lol
I have proof aswell
Micheal would never do that
DM me and I can prove it
huuh
@pearl coral
There's just a scammer from a christian server in this server
proof
I tracked his account and wanna get him banned in here
You alive rn perchance sam?
nice pfp
This server
why
Thanks for helping puff
hi guys no long paragraph on why to join afc today, just join it, link in my profile
if yall want info tho dm me
Oh boy
Unless I can send a whole textwall as proof here
I agree with this guy
@olive fox WHO ARE YOU
I am the co-owner of afc and im just a coolbeans guy
guess how i made these
Why have a league for a game that doesn't have a online