general-catfish-🐱🐟

[pearl coral]

off the top of my head

[simple remnant]

oh damn

cool

[hoary oxide]

Isn't one of the artists for the game Polish?

[simple remnant]

I thought cause of this

[pearl coral]

that guys unaffiliated he’s just a fan

[plain scroll]

Sweden and india too

[pearl coral]

probably

there’s a list in #faq innit

[simple remnant]

Looks like a hardcore fan xD

[plain scroll]

The dev list is in https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1332018946831945848

[pearl coral]

he’s a longtime historical educator

[storm fern]

They can see what game your playing on roblox….

Im cooked….

[still scaffold]

As far as I can tell its only for some games (unless it was updated last I checked)

[agile coral]

Evil

[soft steeple]

MMMMOOOODDDSS!!!!!

[agile coral]

It’s better

Keep niche though

[tame root]

will multiplayer be in full release?

[agile coral]

Only 2 men

[agile coral]

Grrrrr

This is not questions channel!!!

Mods!!!

[tame root]

gosh im so gassy

[agile coral]

Are you incredibly gassy

😻

[soft steeple]

WE NEED A HERO

[agile coral]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DN8ddzDAhWw/?igsh=NjZiM2M3MzIxNA==

tgpu

Follow (@tgpu) or week bad luck

Likes

8053

Instagram

😂🤣🤣🤣✌🏿✌🏿✌🏿

What the not

Bot

[drowsy finch]

Build to survive zombies 😟

[storm fern]

Arent you a sheep?

[drowsy finch]

Ye!

[storm fern]

Get on my plate lil bro

[neat tundra]

What is bro playing

[storm fern]

(This is a joke)

[storm fern]

Convince a crazy maid to let you free

[drowsy finch]

I’m er uh !! (Am) A gun owner !!!

[storm fern]

Nah i’d solo

[storm fern]

I also shoot guns :/

However i am 14

So therefore i cannot own a gun without a programs certification

[drowsy finch]

A child

[gloomy urchin]

meow

[gloomy urchin]

hi bug eater 9000

[storm fern]

A lamb chop :cringe:

[unkempt fog]

A lamb chop :cringe:

[storm fern]

WHY DID IT NOT WORK

[stone spade]

hey all

[storm fern]

THATS MY 13TH REASON

[neat tundra]

Find emojis you can use

[stone spade]

epic bot failure

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-at-you-gif-15677477317679001616

[stone spade]

laugh at this user

[gloomy urchin]

hi bug eater 9000

[stone spade]

https://tenor.com/view/bot-bot-command-bot-command-fail-epic-fail-gif-25063174

[storm fern]

Im gonna show you the slaughter hohse

[gloomy urchin]

hi sheep

[stone spade]

hear that guys the slaughter hohse

very scary

[gloomy urchin]

am i being left on read

[storm fern]

I have fat fingers😭😭😭

[stone spade]

you didn't say hi to me and I'm the most important one so you're being ignored as punishment

[gloomy urchin]

you stink

[stone spade]

I'm not the one being ignored 🥱

[gloomy urchin]

hi rali

[gloomy urchin]

i think she just died

[storm fern]

@drowsy finch im gonna cut off your coat and turn it into a finished product for me to wear

[neat tundra]

Keep an eye out for trouble, its only a matter of time.

[stone spade]

I understood that reference

[gloomy urchin]

do not threat rali

[storm fern]

Its not a threat

[gloomy urchin]

i will skin you myself

[storm fern]

Do you not know how skinning a sheeps coat is?

[gloomy urchin]

thered be nothing to wear coat on

nvrm i forffor

[gloomy urchin]

arr you questioning my intelligence

<@&1080390104562016306>

ts js sad

[gusty geode]

On it

[gloomy urchin]

hi lenny

[storm fern]

THOU SHANT THREATEN ME LEST PERISH BY MY NOBLE BLADE

[gusty geode]

Goob evening

How are you

[gloomy urchin]

its 9 am

im goob

[wind geode]

what happened

[gloomy urchin]

free cleaner

[gusty geode]

Mega link scam

[drowsy finch]

I win. :)

[drowsy finch]

What if I get E KILLED 😦

[drowsy finch]

LENNY !!

[gusty geode]

HIIIIIIII

[drowsy finch]

I might be in EDINBURGH at some point !!

[gusty geode]

How are you? :))))

[gusty geode]

:0

[drowsy finch]

Mir gehts es gut !!!!!

[drowsy finch]

Riiigghhtt !!!

[gusty geode]

Half sword meetup?

[drowsy finch]

Maybee

Depends on my application

And it also wont be this year

Or soon

Maybe soon

I have no ide

SOON !!

[pearl coral]

hi

[twin abyss]

hi

[gloomy urchin]

i bought blender but i forgot what i needed it for

apparently strawberries are too sugary for water

[honest crest]

model stuff

[honest crest]

where is this

[twin abyss]

https://wplace.live/?lat=45.47178094183912&lng=-125.37729525322266&zoom=13.292529644651887

[gloomy urchin]

is this bait

[plain scroll]

obligatory thread post https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1408744050852499467

Oops didnt mean to ping. Sorry

[vapid moon]

we want half sword to be free and we want pvp NOW

[gloomy urchin]

vro what do you blend in blender that doesnt taste like shit with water

[plain scroll]

It wont be free because devs deserve to pay rent and patience you must have

[rancid reef]

Wowie zowie

Halfsword is free dipwad

It won't even be out for a good while

[vapid moon]

i love figrl 😉

[gloomy urchin]

sounds like you can afford it but just dont want to

[plain scroll]

at max 4 months if they stick to their launch window. Not that long

[gloomy urchin]

16 more weeks...

[rancid reef]

Still a long time for it to be free as a bird

[gloomy urchin]

1.5 animes...

wait no

1.25 animes...

[rancid reef]

I watch one piece so that's like .00000001% animes.....

(I don't watch it)

[gloomy urchin]

mid anime

[rancid reef]

Yeah i haven't seen a single episode

[spark quartz]

go to bed already holy moly bro

[gloomy urchin]

hi silly

[spark quartz]

citizen

[unreal bay]

g o t o b e d

[gloomy urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/shmil-s-half-life-combine-pick-up-that-can-can-gif-22262138

[woeful crag]

Every anime except the ones I like are mid

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-not-my-dad-little-kid-gif-5537054

[woeful crag]

[gloomy urchin]

every opinion except mine are wrong

[woeful crag]

True

[gloomy urchin]

school starts next monday

[spark quartz]

now mantic, go to bed right now or else i won't get you fish and chips tommorow

[gloomy urchin]

sob

[woeful crag]

Just don't go

[gloomy urchin]

they force us to sing a modern trend song remade for 1st september shit

[plain scroll]

You won't let me. You keep pinging me

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-merde-the-offic-argh-scream-gif-21560129

[gloomy urchin]

i cant tell if its funny or embarrassing that adults try to have same vibe with kids

and they just fail desperately

pick your side

[gloomy urchin]

dead chat

[last whale]

Living chat

[gloomy urchin]

hi shizton idonesian

[still scaffold]

dead chat

[last whale]

Hi Eater

[gloomy urchin]

is there good english postpunk

[still scaffold]

what the fuck is postpunk

[gloomy urchin]

pretty sure the unknowning is the only thing im aware of

[lavish blade]

my 3 hate comments got deleted off nexus

[gloomy urchin]

how the fuck do i explain a song genre

[still scaffold]

ah

song genre

[lavish blade]

fuckin idiots hating on my mods

[still scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/syfm-sybau-meme-cat-gif-11875184774392728709

[gloomy urchin]

to play devil's advocate

mayhaps installation is not clear for silly goobers

you need a video or atleast screenshots of each step!!!!

[lavish blade]

YOU

syfm

[still scaffold]

if the install doesnt work maybe your computer is tired and needs to take a cold shower to wake up again

[lavish blade]

i am aware that some people are mentally challenged

[still scaffold]

douse your computer in tap water

[lavish blade]

but it acts like a sort of iq filter

for my mods

[gloomy urchin]

true

[still scaffold]

16 fucking hours on half sword

[lavish blade]

no commenty

[scarlet cradle]

They're on that baron grind

[still scaffold]

average half sword baron grind

[pearl coral]

hi

[gloomy urchin]

hi asm

[last whale]

Samuel hi

[indigo hare]

Pretty easily. I’ll start. Metal is heavy guitar, fast and loud drums, and yelling

[gloomy urchin]

ok then i have no clue ho wto explain post punk

something something old recordings something something

[indigo hare]

I totally understand now

[white prawn]

these guys be like:

https://tenor.com/view/bully-disney-bully-snapping-snap-snaps-gif-10207778698721808398

[agile coral]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-super-bowl-um-gif-12948140040660855689

[loud comet]

straight outta musical

[raven saddle]

what do I gotta do to get the OG role thingy, I've been here since may 2023

[strong jetty]

buttah dog

the dog with the buttah

[worldly vapor]

do you ever get tired of inabakumori...

[drowsy finch]

when you retire from being a mod, silly

[worldly vapor]

mod, silly.... silly mod... hmmm

[loud comet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OrL40Uj_3I

wait it's wrong server

[worldly vapor]

average moldovan meme

[loud comet]

nah it's russian i think

[worldly vapor]

anyway its a very beautiful Romanian video

the souk

soul

[loud comet]

oh yes i like this serbian png

[loud comet]

сок

https://tenor.com/view/drink-drinking-fanta-orange-orange-juice-gif-21457314

[worldly vapor]

this guy is actually from Dagestan

[delicate pond]

does anyone know release date for the game

[worldly vapor]

q4 2025

[twin abyss]

when in doubt, check the steam page

most likely has the best information for the game

since it's the game's page

[delicate pond]

all it says i s2025

[rancid reef]

yeah

i don't think it matters much when the game comes out unless that's like when you'll actually start playing it then for some reason

very early 2026 at the latest

[twin abyss]

Do we know the price of EA?

[neat tundra]

mystery.
TBA

[agile coral]

EA

Prob a lot

Idk though

[lavish flower]

atleast 8 cattle

[twin abyss]

interesting...

[vague folio]

guys can we all agree that willie is very crackable?

when is willie r34 dropping

[elder pawn]

MATEYYYYYYYY

[subtle rock]

am watching fantastic 4

[subtle rock]

hipo

[white prawn]

No.

[hot seal]

oh these poor wayward boys

[somber panther]

mods, impregnate him

[tough lantern]

I'm torturing myself

I had light mode on lmao

[gloomy urchin]

i have spent 5 hours trying to fix an app

and solution i got is install portable version

ok it doesnt work either great!!

[spark quartz]

on discord???

who uses lightmode on ANYTHING

[gloomy urchin]

its literally same fucking code with same fuucking protocol...

why do they hhave different bugs...

[lavish blade]

flat edge strike

[tough lantern]

Yeah, it's cursed as hell

[last whale]

EW

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[tough lantern]

Yep

[somber panther]

woaw swrod

[lavish blade]

shiney

[spark quartz]

🤢

i might have to ban you for that...

(i wouldn't i'm just kidding)

[reef canyon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/744141346570371133/1384877783653548075/rEquYG2FH4Q.gif

[trim copper]

you would but cant

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-rage-bait-lol-lmao-gif-3554026694133497645

[reef canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-war-crimes-commited-help-me-fear-gif-22404347

[trim copper]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fight-gif-10290761239041307136

[tough lantern]

CHILL I WAS JUST TRYING TO SEE HOW IT LOOKS

[forest falcon]

think fast

https://sun9-27.userapi.com/s/v1/if2/SyT2_r4_dUCCEYFRLj0n1GT2BUXDK86xyB6SL4b-JV__yi5CzpNZiaIRfSX5IEOSTqT3sYGmpr4XQ56Kj9ZprGEV.jpg?quality=95&as=32x13,48x20,72x29,108x44,160x65,240x98,360x147,480x196,540x221,640x262,720x295,1080x442,1280x524,1440x589,2560x1048&from=bu&cs=2560x0

[delicate pond]

how do i drop my shield?

[forest falcon]

q

[delicate pond]

thx

[primal thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/tien-dragon-ball-solar-flare-tenshinhan-dragonball-gif-12764430733384707682

[still scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-my-eyes-cant-unsee-burn-gif-7225082

[tough lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-flash-cat-betterttv-gif-10690574645280585754

[delicate pond]

u can only get the last class in ranked right

[gloomy urchin]

im fucking losing it

i js wanted to play watchdogs2 im getting real experience of being a hackerman and rebuilding my entire fucking working enviroment from scratch because dark theme doesnt apply as well as half of things that should let me play games are fucking broken

https://tenor.com/view/birmingham-british-english-angry-gif-27590953

[loud comet]

https://tenor.com/view/a-gif-16993520274756173128

karate kid eiiiii

[slate summit]

Bro I got 2 packs of super spicy noodles thinking I was gonna be able to handle them

I ate one noodle bro

2 glasses of milk and 5 minutes later im still almost crying 😭

[gloomy urchin]

WEAK

[slate summit]

nah bro this shit is so fucking hot

This stuff is like cyanide to a white guy

[gloomy urchin]

WEAK

[slate summit]

What ethnicity are you

[lost palm]

Jump to original message

[slate summit]

broooo not like that

https://tenor.com/view/biden-debate-president-presidential-debate-wtf-gif-4127151492472228747

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/spray-bottle-cat-spray-bottle-spray-bottle-meme-loop-gif-25594440

[slate summit]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-donaldtrump-actions-angry-politics-gif-12911382959022100261

[gloomy urchin]

i dont know what that word means

[slate summit]

Where you from

[gloomy urchin]

russia

[slate summit]

https://tenor.com/view/dhsrp-tape-bftape-ben-w-ugdps-gif-21670380

[slate summit]

Me playing with your sausage live

obviously a real sausage

[gloomy urchin]

what was the question for

[slate summit]

Spice tolerance

[gloomy urchin]

maybe i cooked it wrong

i didnt really feel the spiceness

its more that its constant

[slate summit]

Depends on the noodles

[gloomy urchin]

ps i bought the extra hot ones

[oblique comet]

Buh…. I gotta mow my big-ass lawn and go to work after… it takes 3-4 hours to mow it ‘cause even though it’s in a city, it’s on a corner

[slate summit]

Just let it grow

Whos gonna stop you

[oblique comet]

My neighbors have filed complaints about my property and we’ve gotten many trees removed. We are down to one tree in the front yard (used to have 7) and 2 in the back (used to have 5)

[slate summit]

Shitty neighbours

[oblique comet]

Aye, ain’t that the truth

Well, I forgot about a tree in the backyard, which is the only deciduous tree that’s alive. The neighbors complained that it stuck over too much and had to be “trimmed back”, ordering the city to give us a citation for it and to remove it if we didn’t trim it, so my dad did the shittiest-looking-but-decent job to spite them

[fierce hearth]

@spark quartz

hey

asschomp

are you jolly today

its almost christmas

[oblique comet]

[gloomy urchin]

😍

[loud comet]

https://tenor.com/view/tatarrr-tomas-tatarrr-interview-gif-13581803

[white prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-miku-oo-ee-oo-miku-oo-ee-oo-channelcaststation-gif-7493087841114160383

Miku jumpscare

[gloomy urchin]

guess i cant have shit legally

couldnt even get to play watch dogs 2 because ubisoft connect is complete dogshit so is epic games 😍

cant fucking blame me for not supporting devs now

[white prawn]

Roblox taking notes rn (you will have to open the shitass roblox app on a computer to see roblox games instead of using the website)

[gloomy urchin]

no roblox is fine

their app is more convenient

its quite faster than web

cant talk about that but thats lit the only choice

i WANTED to pay for cyberpunk

i WOULD pay for wd2 if i didnt get it for free

[gloomy urchin]

hi moai

i just wasted an entire day fixing game only for it not work because im in russia 😍

[indigo hare]

VPN won’t fix that?

[gloomy urchin]

account is registered in russia 😍

[loud comet]

mental asylum wont fix that.

[gloomy urchin]

and they give me silent treatment instead of straight up im telling me its sanctions 😍

[loud comet]

same

[indigo hare]

VPN, set to USA, contact them, tell them you moved

Idk lol

Sounds legit

[gloomy urchin]

never am i using anything ubisoft-related😍

epic gets a bit of rights because at least offline games work

silent treatment just made them lose last grasps of respect for them tho

[gloomy urchin]

prolly would ask for some proof

its whatever i deleted it already

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-shove-it-up-your-butt-insult-gif-9655038066826226552

Theres your proof

[gloomy urchin]

cd projekt red is better than this right

[gloomy urchin]

i WILL be able to play without dogshit 50 services in background?

[spark quartz]

nah

[loud comet]

https://tenor.com/view/not-from-a-jedi-palpatine-jedi-not-from-a-learn-this-power-gif-17298635

[gloomy urchin]

actually fuck off im sailing ships

[loud comet]

https://tenor.com/view/disney-movies-quotes-potc-pirates-of-the-caribbean-gif-14851127

[gloomy urchin]

today was last straw

cant give user shit without ensuring they dont do big no-no in a singleplayer game offline 😍

[white prawn]

[somber panther]

wat

okay that explains a lot

[fierce hearth]

why not jolly

is it because school

[gloomy urchin]

resisting the urge to do politics

[forest falcon]

i downladed it, got free games and deleted it

[loud comet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EICWYazyqu4&list=RDUzRVEQDxiOo&index=2

[plain scroll]

Do not political in my halfswod serwer

[forest falcon]

didn't even install them

[forest falcon]

half sword sewer

[gloomy urchin]

machinarium and while true learn were genuinely the only games i played on epic

[loud comet]

it's hard to get political after discussing typical things there

[gloomy urchin]

now i dont even want to touch their service

[forest falcon]

i couldn't bother keeping useless shit app on my pc

[raven saddle]

.

[loud comet]

GTA 5, Watch Dogs 2 and Hitman 1 were good from EGS

[forest falcon]

tbh lately playing games doesn't bring me any satisfaction or joy

[loud comet]

i liked Satisfactory

[lime harness]

should I be worried it looks a bit more yellow than usual outside

like california is on fire again, kinds of yellow

[loud comet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arFtIiUBga4

when game doesnt command you to do anything it's so rewarding

you REALLY wanna produce 2 smart platings a minute??!?!??!

well well it will take you 500 minutes

[loud comet]

https://tenor.com/view/red-sky-drink-gif-18397788

[forest falcon]

the failure of sandbox or survival games for me comes after reaching a certain level of stability in game, if there is no immediate threat or impending catastrophe there is no point in moving forward and making progress

[loud comet]

honestly same

[somber panther]

same

[loud comet]

i try to force myself to do anything new

maybe smth will click

[gloomy urchin]

i can make a solid politics point in 5 words

can i

[forest falcon]

no

[loud comet]

people should stop being assholes

[somber panther]

my politcics are easily deductible

no need to elaborate

[loud comet]

half politics

[forest falcon]

here's my epic games library

https://sun9-43.userapi.com/s/v1/if2/rYCwABB7lcxDGnQN0xpOQ0eJmZUXSVNvqGsjNkTs6ifq3FUxD9KE8hlflCr6D2Hxsf4Q8GzFEgTDozS0X3nph-J5.jpg?quality=95&as=32x10,48x15,72x23,108x34,160x50,240x76,360x113,480x151,540x170,640x201,720x227,1080x340,1280x403,1440x453,2250x708&from=bu&cs=2250x0

[loud comet]

i have 5 pages

wtf

even verdun for some reason

[somber panther]

imma buy highfleet

ive decided

i tried making an armenian in sims

[wanton portal]

Dudee

Im smelling smells that I thought you couldn't

[acoustic heron]

i am an immediate threat

[wanton portal]

Aren't gta games

A exception for this

[somber panther]

wat

[wanton portal]

Have you ever smelled a dry object

[forest falcon]

they are story driven sandbox games

i'm talking about ones that have "do whatever you want and make your own story"

type of sandbox games

[wanton portal]

What about Minecraft then

Or uh Roblox

They're both sandbox games

[forest falcon]

minecraft becomes boring after you can successfuly build a base

and roblox is kinda shit

nothing innovative

[forest falcon]

copy of a copy of a copy

[gloomy minnow]

hitman absolution better

[elfin sable]

how to download the version with the bosses?

[gloomy minnow]

half sword demo on steam

go to gaunlet mode

[indigo hare]

Bros definitely in a SOAD cover band

[gloomy minnow]

bottom right or automatically on your screen and win and then fight boss

[wanton portal]

Is checkers competitive

Or nah

[elfin sable]

can i dm u real quick?

[gloomy minnow]

sure

[indigo hare]

Eastern Europeans in mma

[forest falcon]

https://sun9-85.userapi.com/s/v1/if2/8fQWcnhfKkbW_Snolui2SMEZU0jHOVewrPBR2MGengP2p2gQAuI72O_L91Zmq1CFCYgTKOTHM3ROGG17yCOMMFNc.jpg?quality=95&as=32x7,48x11,72x17,108x25,160x37,240x56,360x83,480x111,540x125,640x148,720x167,1080x250,1280x296,1440x333,1617x374&from=bu&cs=1617x0

last played 5 years ago

[nocturne plank]

Factsss

So op

Islam is beating JDM btw

[gloomy minnow]

one over head strike and the fxcker is dead

boss btw

[nocturne plank]

Arman Tsarukyan ground and pound

[gloomy minnow]

wish you could still over head spin kick like you could before both versions merged

[olive fox]

I'm very grateful to announce, THE AFC PLUG OF THE DAY!

67 Hard Willie’s have already joined AFC, Half Sword's first and only online competitive league that will begin when early access does, with fist play and weapons divisions with events in a card format. We offer rankings in every category, including a champion ranking. Join now to climb the rankings and battle it out for the championship belt! We offer fighting disciplines such as:
Muay Thai, MMA, Boxing, Wrestling (in the future) and armed fighting! (swords and all that shiz)
We also offer positions such as: Referee, Commentator, and Promoter!

Secure your spot in AFC 001 "Damnation" now!
**DM me for an invite. **
Logo & Event Posters made by me 😼

Half Sword moderators in AFC: Mcwonderbeast (Community manager), Moai, Mantic, Ladiesman217, Fencer, GalaxyHighMarshal (HS DEV), and Kepontrucken! (voice actor)

[nocturne plank]

67

😂😂😂😂😂

[olive fox]

knew someone was gonna make that joke

[gloomy minnow]

grete champion down like a bot

[forest falcon]

how about i join spam the nword and leave

https://tenor.com/view/shark-tank-mr-wonderful-deirevs-gif-12173938505155416815

[olive fox]

how about we got a word filter 🤔

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-movie2-dr-robotnik-tea-sipping-tea-sips-tea-gif-25258202

[gloomy minnow]

world filters don't work well against images ngl

anyways baron is too easy

[safe night]

what word is that

can you write it for me

[somber panther]

i mean i literally

tried to do serj knockoff

[scarlet cradle]

Least obvious bait

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/eric-andre-eric-andre-eric-andre-show-nightmare-gif-25187817

[safe night]

https://tenor.com/view/watching-you-observe-seeing-i-saw-you-gif-5740825

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/shrug-idk-dexter-innocent-gif-10412116

[gloomy urchin]

i have some weird ass skill of being bad at games when my day goes to shit

[gloomy minnow]

i got -15k on a mission in hitman im so good

[drowsy finch]

Just play left 4 dead 2!

[gloomy minnow]

well maybe don't have a bad day and called it a good day

[drowsy finch]

It’s impossible to be bad at left 4 dead 2

[gloomy minnow]

it's possible

[gloomy urchin]

i will steal your fur

[gloomy minnow]

tf

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-better-call-saul-tuco-stop-helping-no-doze-gif-12512125944064230876

[wind geode]

Even tho I only have 950 hours in it i resign from cs2 before I am completely lost

I've sold my skins

[gloomy urchin]

cant u like

get an smg in cs2

and just walk and spray

no wait you slow down when they hit you

ass game then

[drowsy finch]

This was the right thing to do

[wind geode]

I've realised it was hindering the singleplayer games I like

[gloomy urchin]

should i just like

uninstall roblox

ive got scorched earth there and deadline

[lucid atlas]

I only play like one game there and its grave digger

[rich swallow]

B6 Passat TDI owner humor

[gloomy urchin]

its fun

didnt get vibes cuz it lacks responsiveness and a bit junky for me

last person talking about it constantly got executed

are we going there

discussing exact same beef all over again

for 50th time

because its bad

and its all we must disciss

[rich swallow]

Sorry Gzregzorz Byszcyzyvicovic

[gloomy urchin]

im going to bed and considering moving to a forest within next 15 years because one day dark mode didnt apply to my linux app and another app became a dependencies mess

[gloomy urchin]

cool

[rich swallow]

I use QubesOS so I have to deal with dependency issues in whonix, debian AND fedora

What country even is that

[drowsy finch]

I actually had the exact same thing happen with dead by daylight lol

Its so much nicer not worrying about it

[gloomy urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-basil-basil-omori-omori-basil-basil-losing-it-gif-10262432197231512785

[rich swallow]

I'm kind of over multiplayer games

[frozen needle]

Zdravei

[rich swallow]

kek

Homeboy is from the half life 2 country

[gloomy urchin]

i need to drop all of online games

i get good

iam hhappy

then i constantly

lose and im unhsppy

i dont even get how the fuck it works am i degradinng overtime?

[rich swallow]

bulgaria is honestly on my list of escape countries

[gloomy urchin]

is it actually good

[drowsy finch]

Are you a highly trained professional?

[rich swallow]

i dont know

[gloomy urchin]

ok nvrn im going to bed bye

[drowsy finch]

Co-op/singleplayer is just about all I like to play now

Asymetric games are just blegh 9/10 times

[gloomy urchin]

goobnight rali everyone else i hope a big ass australian spider spawns on your wall

[drowsy finch]

Maybe I’ll do the odd round of tf2

[drowsy finch]

I like australiann spiders !!

[gloomy urchin]

i hope it spawnns if you want one

[gloomy urchin]

not only that but i hope it flies

and preferably laid eggs already

[rich swallow]

i like playing Ready or Not alone

[gloomy urchin]

ok thats it bye

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-freeman-half-life-flag-win-steam-gif-25770168

[rich swallow]

i also like uh, BeamNG

[drowsy finch]

I don’t like ready or not’s ai

But I do play it with friends usually

Helldivers has been a godsend tbh

And zomboid as well

[spark quartz]

I am 27

[drowsy finch]

Maybe you really waited on college

[rich swallow]

It's too competent

Some gangbanger is not that attentive or accurate

[drowsy finch]

Fuck greased palms

Actually just bullshit

[rich swallow]

Fuck greased palms

[spark quartz]

Haha that time has long since passed

[spark quartz]

skill issue

[drowsy finch]

Istg if toc tells me I violated roe because I shot the guy with a gun one more time </3

[spark quartz]

(It took me over 20 times)

[drowsy finch]

SKILL ISSUE THIS

[rich swallow]

I think they patched that

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-wipe-down-this-gif-27232889

[rich swallow]

I played since the los suenos stories update

[pearl tusk]

hi

[drowsy finch]

Its just not fun </3

[rich swallow]

And it didn't penalize me

[drowsy finch]

I’ve played since the playtesttt

[spark quartz]

wow

[drowsy finch]

They got rid of my favorite mission too, which is so lame :(

[rich swallow]

A guy raised his gun and I just blew his head off and got no deductions

[rich swallow]

What one

[drowsy finch]

It was a chicken restaurant which was a front for a drug operation

[rich swallow]

No that's still in there

Hunger Strike?

[drowsy finch]

And so you had the restaurant part and the storage facility part

[drowsy finch]

Gwuhhh

Whaat

Whenn

[forest falcon]

i took a sh*wer

[rich swallow]

It's in the los suenos stories tab

[trim copper]

woah rali that was not cool

[drowsy finch]

Yeah no thats not the one I’m talking about

[indigo hare]

You’re right. It was VERY cool

[drowsy finch]

Or at least not the version

[drowsy finch]

:(

[unborn kayak]

b5.5

[tepid bison]

turned his ass into a pile of limbs

[indigo hare]

But where ass

[tepid bison]

its the limb at the bottel

his left ass cheeck i think

idk

[drowsy finch]

Back in my day you could select what mission type a map would have, which let you do a bomb mission in thank you come again, and there was no streamer mission!

Some maps weren’t textured !!

[tepid bison]

gyat!

im not revealing my tactics

[spark quartz]

No politics

[spark quartz]

Bro got the diamond armor fit

[nocturne plank]

🥶🥶

[spark quartz]

I'm referring to the meme you posted that I deleted

[worldly vapor]

is that george friedman?

[spark quartz]

You understand, right?

[spark quartz]

No more politics, in general

[spark quartz]

Every night

Every single night

[azure mulch]

why is half sword called Tech demo now

wasnt it "half sword Demo" before

[drowsy finch]

I had the WORST day ever :(

[modest nest]

hi pookls

[drowsy finch]

😦

[cosmic rain]

I need to just cut out that part of my brain

[cosmic rain]

Lobotomy time

[unborn kayak]

vulgar display of willie

[forest falcon]

bruh

is that who i think it is

[drowsy finch]

Is he okay?

[pearl coral]

anyone fw Thou

the band

[somber panther]

my first ship is massive trash

[forest falcon]

oh it's that game

ptsd simulator

right?

[somber panther]

yes

i love it so far

imma get better before designing ships

tried to make like a dreadnought but did it poorly

ts is just a worse sevastopol

[sullen folio]

that was just one shot...

[drowsy finch]

I’m glad you have a reasonable amount of gun/gore mods

[sullen folio]

that just m9k and some random blood mod that was popular rn
currently most of blood mods are broken sinse new gmod update

[potent yew]

Anyone of yall excited for the new KCD2 DLC?

[sleek token]

What is kcd2

[potent yew]

Kingdom come deliverance 2!

[drowsy finch]

I blame galaxy honestly

[sullen folio]

yea bruh
bish is too lazy to fix all that

[spark quartz]

Ehh, its just a forge dlc. I wasn't too big into the black smithing. I am looking forward to the one after tho, where we get to explore the church's

[potent yew]

I love blacksmithing! But fear not, according to devs you just have to forge like 2 times

[somber panther]

translation fail moment

[potent yew]

I am more excited for the armour blueprints!

[spark quartz]

It'll be a year before I play kcd2 again, I went through two separate playthroughs on that game

[pearl coral]

WHAT

[spark quartz]

Oh no...

[potent yew]

We can't forge it, but the armorsmith we hire can

[pearl coral]

what kind of stuff can you make

[potent yew]

They didnt show much of that, only the smithy and house building

[pearl coral]

there better be some unique armor that isn’t just recolors of the vanilla stuff

[potent yew]

It is

[pearl coral]

nice

[potent yew]

Its one of a kind, they said

Only we can get it

[pearl coral]

just one set ?

[potent yew]

Its like sword blueprints yk, gotta find them, we dont know how many

[drowsy finch]

I’m smhing my head :(

[pearl coral]

i wish they had the balls to add early armets and pauldrons

[potent yew]

I hope we get more types of houndskull

[potent yew]

Hmmm

Game is set in 1403, was there any back then?

[pearl coral]

yes

[potent yew]

Then perhaps!

I am for sure getting the DLC, so i shall see

[pearl coral]

which is why it’s weird that all the armor is like mid 14th century

apart from the one or two things that are from 50 years in the future

[potent yew]

The noble bascinet?

[pearl coral]

that one’s fitting !

i like that one

[potent yew]

Yeah, i kinda dislike the cloth aventail tho

[potent yew]

Wish it was just chainmail

Funny, the game doesn't really have a complete set of armor, always one thing missing

[pearl coral]

it’s not a cloth aventail, it’s a covered aventail

so it does have maille but it’s covered by the cloth

i would love these types of helmets

and maille haute-greaves

[potent yew]

Yeah, but i wanna see the good ol chainmail! :(

[pearl coral]

tru

[potent yew]

Thats why i rock the Italian or houndskull

[potent yew]

Lol, i have been scouting the wiki for some sort of leaks, since they already have some swords and stuff only available in the DLCs that hasn't dropped, havent seen any items yet

Looks sweet tho

A man shall hope they add it in

[pearl coral]

somebody needs to make a mod that removes the italian helmet, nuremburg chest piece, those arms with the brigantine shoulders, like half the splint stuff + change the loot tables so they don’t spawn as often and remodel the pollaxes

there’s so much stuff that is randomly off the mark

[potent yew]

The Italian helmet isnt based on a design from that time iirc, but why the rest?

[potent yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/888809301760680006/1411396490928066580/screenshot_250628_183451.jpg?ex=68b480e9&is=68b32f69&hm=e749cfc09d91d9955a3abc3ec229783d9635d33b99b833a1f25d09cb511eb185&

Guh

Anways, i am sinning, cuz i rock almost all of that haha

[pearl coral]

nuremberg chest piece from 1450
arms with brigandine (“scale” in period) shoulders don’t show up until like 1440 france
splint wasn’t nearly as popular at this point as the game makes it out to be and there are like less than 5 non-all’antica sources that show splint past 1400
pollaxes are of a much later variety and at this point in time would’ve realistically looked more like a cylinder on the end of a stick with a knife at the top

[drowsy finch]

This will be half sword in 2015

[pearl coral]

oh there’s also a brigandine from 1450

[potent yew]

Post it please!! No embed

Wahhh

Wahh

[pearl coral]

oh yeah those gauntlets too

those are from like mid 14th century

[potent yew]

Yeah

Honestly, i do get it from a dev perspective

There is only a few sources

That show real equipment

[pearl coral]

what do you mean

[potent yew]

I dont know, but it feels like being accurate is hard, seeing at there wasnt THAT many sources that go into detail on equipment, idk

[pearl coral]

i feel like they could have definitely added a much wider variety of equipment that actually fit the period

[pearl coral]

there are plenty artistic sources

[potent yew]

They just gotta find out how they looked

[potent yew]

Too be fair

To

Some artist did have some creative liberties back then

I am rambling, but yes

[pearl coral]

any hobbyist worth their salt can pick out what is creative liberty and what isn’t

[potent yew]

Any examples?

[sullen folio]

@drowsy finch funny enough only good blood mod for gmod that still works correctly is fully dynamic blood

[potent yew]

Well, yeah

They could've

Czech Republic is kinda perfectly placed, could've gotten equipment from Gwrmany, Poland, Italy etc

Ripe with varied armor

[drowsy finch]

I do not tacticool. I do not nexbot. I do not gore mods. I play garry’s mod. And if it’s not just spamming dupes and npcs I. Don’t. Care.

Nah but in all seriousness I don’t think I’ve ever seen a gore mod in gmod that looked actually finished

[wanton portal]

Oh wtf

Apparently you can voicecall your friends on Roblox

[drowsy finch]

Roblox fell off after 2016 :(

[pearl coral]

all 1390-1410

[potent yew]

Isnt the bell shaped bascinet ingame?

[pearl coral]

the extants are like 1415 or something

[pearl coral]

doesn’t have an aventail though

and iirc it doesn’t really have a tail

[potent yew]

Yeah, just a helmet

One of it looks like a regular bascinet (if that's how you call it) with rondels

Got something similar ingame, skullcap with rondel

[pearl coral]

but yeah early barbutes and sallets and armets and DPU’s and bevors and longer paunces of plates and stop ribs and plated aventails all would have worked

[hot seal]

how tf i get here

[pearl coral]

could’ve done rope helms, panzerhozen

even later greathelms

[drowsy finch]

It’s because you didn’t have a billhook

[hot seal]

yeah thats my bad

[potent yew]

Funny enough, the new plate armor seems to have a way to connect to plated aventails, kinda how it is in Half sword

[pearl coral]

there are no plated aventails in half sword

[potent yew]

My BAD

Mixing up smfn

[pearl coral]

describe further what you mean dear bigman

[drowsy finch]

If only there was a quick and easy way to defeat my enemies :(

the humble billhook:

[hot seal]

billhook always the gaot

[potent yew]

Saw a video once, where the aventail was connected with the plate armor

With a leather strap and buckle, which you can see on the plate armor in KCD2

On the front

[pearl coral]

the leather strap and buckle in KCD2 is to keep your plackart on

the aventail you’re thinking of is called a bevor and the helmet you are thinking of is a grand bascinet

[potent yew]

Probably, youre more invested in this than i am! :p

[drowsy finch]

No better way to aura farm

I should boot up the playtest again

[somber panther]

@forest falcon

[potent yew]

There is ONE great helm, which you can get from preordering, but it seemed a bit excessive, was more fit for tournamets

[somber panther]

https://tenor.com/view/war-vietnam-ptsd-shell-shock-moment-gif-3022747568394546158

[pearl coral]

that shape is from the mid 1200s

[potent yew]

Ye

Thats why you dig it up, old ashl

[forest falcon]

what

[somber panther]

this game is truly

ptsd sim

[hot seal]

wacking around a wet noodle sim

[pearl coral]

this is more what i mean for 1404

[forest falcon]

https://youtu.be/EKRkAEjjhpE?list=RDEKRkAEjjhpE

[hot seal]

willy needs to build some muscle

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-jam-gif-19847626

[potent yew]

Looks similar to the one you can get in KCD1

[somber panther]

i can win fights but

ofc

the feel

YOU WILL take casaulties

[pearl coral]

do you mean the “grand bascinet” of that game

[somber panther]

YOU WILL be outgunned

[potent yew]

Think thats the name, yes

[pearl coral]

that’s based off a “venetian grand bascinet” from ~1415

they’re a bit different

[potent yew]

Ye

Hm

[somber panther]

i hit myself with my own rocker btuh

[forest falcon]

lmao

[potent yew]

Atp

[pearl coral]

you could’ve feasibly had this in kcd2

it’s like 1410

they actually had this armor set (or at least part of it) halfassedly in kcd1 but it was janky

[potent yew]

Ill just rock the spined kettlehelm

[pearl coral]

it would’ve fit better in kcd2 but it’s not there lol

this was the outfit i usually rocked

left one

[potent yew]

KCD2.. legs could be the bavarian or milanese plate cuisses, the plate is harder tho

[potent yew]

God, that polearm fight was so bs, thank god they are buffing the polearms next update

At the end he ended up destroying his polearm cuz it took so long lol

We were hitting eachother with stumps

[pearl coral]

this was kcd1’s rendition

[potent yew]

Idk why people hated on the polish helmet

Wait no

Yeah, the Polish one

[pearl coral]

oh that’s another thing, most of the names are made up

they just attribute random things to random places

[potent yew]

Yeah lo

[pearl coral]

the “milanese chest piece” in kcd2 is like 1450 german lol

the polish cuirass in the first game is from italy / france

[potent yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1040415733374533675/1409111462395379743/screenshot_250627_172335.jpg?ex=68b419d0&is=68b2c850&hm=eac9bf5b72c4ed5146c2cd3b3c9036258fd57e44e7a28c3a7d9fce4d8111967a&

I used to rock this, the hood was the only thing hiding the aventail 😭

[thick patio]

https://tenor.com/view/django-unchained-whipping-revenge-brutal-justice-gif-27196138

[forest falcon]

noita doesn't work well with ultra wide monitors 💔

[potent yew]

Fuck it, imma rock some grunt style now

Kettle helmet with a coat

[pearl coral]

why didn’t they try and do anything with jousting or horseback combat

[wanton portal]

What game is this?

Does it have the same janky physics as half sword?

[unkempt zodiac]

kingdom come deliverance

[pearl coral]

2!

[neat tundra]

Theres no real physics element in combat as far as I know, buts its still pretty janky from what I remember of the first game.

[pearl coral]

it’s an okay game

[neat tundra]

It kinda has the same issue as half sword with the lock on when facing multiple opponents

[potent yew]

Good question

Wasnt really worth the effort ig

[indigo hare]

Ive been playing the hell outta KCD2 the past couple weeks

Love it

[potent yew]

Same

[indigo hare]

Combat is fun too, though was better in 1 with more directions imo

[potent yew]

If you charge with a halberd from horseback, its a 1 hit kill

Legit

[potent yew]

KCD1 was more chaotic

[pearl coral]

yeah fighting multiple enemies was actually hard

[drowsy finch]

Kcd more likee uhmm guhhh

K: bad
C: game
D: I didn’t like it and I’m a HATER >:(

[spark quartz]

banned

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/i-hate-you-anakin-star-wars-gif-10358450

[scarlet creek]

is sam

[pearl coral]

yes

[spark quartz]

no

[unkempt zodiac]

maybe

[spark quartz]

(yes)

[pearl coral]

in KCD2 every side quest is a fetch quest, in KCD1 every main quest is a fetch quest

[pearl coral]

i’m so tired of “find my missing (x)!”

[pearl coral]

lmao

[tawny bear]

imaginge fighting this when adding character creation in half sword

[spark quartz]

evil hater

[scarlet creek]

I wonder how gore system would work on that

[tawny bear]

same

[scarlet creek]

slice the breasts as if they were cakes

[pearl coral]

fat women will not be in half sword

[drowsy finch]

I’m evil because YOU switched up on me !?!?

[scarlet creek]

if you want to fight fat women with physics play exanima

[pearl coral]

examimid

[scarlet creek]

cap

[pearl coral]

partial cap

it’s okay

[scarlet creek]

you only play arena

[indigo hare]

Yes please get with the times

[pearl coral]

i played dungeon the other day and it was okay

my teammate fell into a hole for no reason and died

[drowsy finch]

You’re victim blame gas lighting me :(

[neat tundra]

Every other combat system of other medieval games is mid.
I cannot tolerate anything but half sword

[pearl coral]

i was trying to traverse some perilous territory and he just slipped and fell into the void

[scarlet creek]

there are like certain parts of the game that give you a dopamine boost

[tawny bear]

just women then?

[scarlet creek]

what levels did you play?

[indigo hare]

One time I saw evil hater lady say she hates orphans

[drowsy finch]

I tried to play anything aside from half sword, but it made me feel sick

[drowsy finch]

Who doesn’t tbf

[indigo hare]

This is objectively true

[pearl coral]

women also probably not

[tawny bear]

then how willie was born

[pearl coral]

i can’t remember but it was probably around 2 or 3

[drowsy finch]

I’m so glad that we all (collectively and without exception) hate orphans

[somber panther]

landed airship with broken gear in night with a storm

[pearl coral]

game development

[indigo hare]

I enjoy your pfp

[scarlet creek]

it gets better trust

[tawny bear]

thank you

[scarlet creek]

there is a reason why level 1-3 have checkpoints

[tawny bear]

https://tenor.com/view/sus-look-black-guy-gif-26148935

[scarlet creek]

because they're the beginner levels or something

[quiet belfry]

anyone elses game crashing every 2 minutes

[drowsy finch]

His face actor

[indigo hare]

Turn off your blood

[quiet belfry]

thanks ill see if that helps

[scarlet creek]

who is this handsome wrinkled forehead man

[quiet belfry]

can i keep gore on?

[spark quartz]

that would kill me tho

[pearl coral]

my teammate fell into a hole and died

i don’t want to play anymore

[quiet belfry]

or just turn off blood

[tawny bear]

'kuba dies of blood loss'

[neat tundra]

500 misinformation

[drowsy finch]

You all know exactly who he is

[pearl coral]

he didn’t even really fall in a cool way he just slowly slipped into a canyon of the underworld

[spark quartz]

listen here sheeple

[drowsy finch]

Okay!

[spark quartz]

that's all i got

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-all-ears-yochan-madison-kali-jess-gif-7925384246225119609

[scarlet creek]

in what level

[drowsy finch]

I should do a new zomboid run

[drowsy finch]

Hot or cold, mr sillymod

[tawny bear]

the only person who have a second chance in life if he makes it in the abyss

[drowsy finch]

I think he could clutchup

[scarlet creek]

in exanima

[spark quartz]

cold is better than hot so cold

[pearl coral]

i don’t know !!

[scarlet creek]

and it sends you back to the start of the level

[pearl coral]

but it was annoying

[drowsy finch]

Running and dumb or walking but smartrtt

[tawny bear]

i tried examina and my experience tripping hitting my head on the edge of a table dying

[quiet belfry]

it helped thanks

[spark quartz]

running and dumb

[drowsy finch]

Cryogenic sprinters !!!!!

[drowsy finch]

And maybe something else to freshen it up

[scarlet creek]

to be fair exanima is for masochists

[scarlet creek]

when you first play you will move like a drunkard it happens to everyone

[drowsy finch]

Always remember to keep gambling

[autumn laurel]

ninja gaiden 2 on hardest difficulty

[tawny bear]

not sure if you came by that . there is a cell with a big metal gate that got a lever? i wasted 20 mins using objects to get the lever down once i made it inside the lever switched and i got stuck inside

[scarlet creek]

in level 1?

[tawny bear]

yes

[scarlet creek]

the place with 2 levers?

if it's that place then you were also supposed to pull the other lever down so it doesn't close

and in a room there was a square button

that opened something

i don't remember

[tawny bear]

it wes in the storage room i think? or kitchen room i dont know

[scarlet creek]

honestly I can't remember

[scarlet creek]

oh that place

[tawny bear]

this room

[scarlet creek]

there is a lever to open the gate inside

[tawny bear]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

must been really blind

[wheat brook]

I have a theory blonde people aren’t actually blonde

*blond

*blind

[gloomy minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/critical-role-crit-role-cr-c1-liam-obrien-gif-16592430

[scarlet creek]

rainbow the most active mod

[bitter igloo]

Evidence perhaps?

[gloomy minnow]

sometimes life isn't fair but you still win even with both your arms gone

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/ive-never-even-seen-him-i-dont-know-him-who-is-he-zeph-playz-streamer-gif-14682082

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/what-gif-2773712783314774774

[gloomy minnow]

first person the best

f hell

first person broke

he broke it

[scarlet creek]

why is brave stand called brave stand

what is brave in killing people who can't even damage you

😾

[drowsy finch]

He think he walter white

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-this-fucking-sucks-crying-danny-devito-i-get-it-now-gif-5696061193611658470

[heady mulch]

hotline miami vibes

[spring hemlock]

Will the auto mod censor 21 or PPAP

Asking for a friend

Oh wait it doesn't

[frosty quartz]

Wsg yall

[gloomy minnow]

guys i need help tell me haircut to get my hair line isn't good thanks

[indigo hare]

I 100% agree. Brave stand, more like, bully stand

Tank vs 4 corpses

[hoary oxide]

This one.

[gloomy minnow]

nono

better one

give now

[worthy loom]

i am in need of more pings

[astral otter]

r9

[neat tundra]

I gotchu vro

[worthy loom]

finally

that noise tickles my brain

[umbral bough]

this is why bringing commoner into brave stand is a true rite of passage

[worthy loom]

peak

[umbral bough]

and lord is it fun

[astral otter]

make a r9

[gloomy minnow]

make a r9 ok

[storm fern]

I just finished watching absolute PEAK

[gloomy minnow]

oh hell nah

[storm fern]

REF DO SOMETHING WHY DIDNT I DISCOVER THIS EARLER

[gloomy minnow]

i just saw that

[storm fern]

The peak was spirited away