#general-catfish-š±š
forest falcon
gloomy urchin
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/msVDN5Dgizo can rali relate
tepid bison
tf are you doing here brother
forest falcon
lavish blade
yo guys uh if you dont mind please check out my first yt halfsword video thanks
noe later
dry tangle
lime harness
fucking
"SPACE MARINE, WHERE'S MY LOOT" lookin ass mech x3
worn egret
awesome
last whale
The horde is coming
hollow steeple
brave elbow
does that mean rapier soon??
frosty valley
the wip is lowkey like the most useless stuff
placid nimbus
whens the next update coming
worn egret
SHUT UP!1!1
so mean š
subtle rock
So we dead ass wip notifing for everything now
rich lantern
WIP post at 3 in the morning? ā¤ļøāš©¹
rich lantern
So we dead ass wip notifing for everything now
And the rage bait beginsā¦
frosty stratus
THEY ARE ADDING ALCOHOL TO HALF SWORD?!
ancient seal
unborn kayak
drinking at 13:00
shut blade
They learning MY WAYS
frosty stratus
I CAN FINALLY ROLEPLAY MY FATHER
shut blade
I'M PROUD
spare pine
js cancel half sword atp nih...
teal valley
lavish blade
js cancel half sword atp nih...
is ts a fake
subtle rock
And the rage bait beginsā¦
WIP notif has genuinely been ragebait since the dawn of time in this server
lavish blade
frosty valley
genuinely the most useless stuff for the WIP thing bro
shut blade
last whale
agile helm
wip noti
shut blade
genuinely the most useless stuff for the WIP thing bro
ALCOHOL ISN'T USELESS!!!
spare pine
https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-a...
who
shut blade
RAAA-
lavish crow
these are important updates. stay mad
rich lantern
genuinely the most useless stuff for the WIP thing bro
Is most of your time spent crying on the internet?
shut blade
Is most of your time spent crying on the internet?
fr
lavish blade
Is most of your time spent crying on the internet?
frosty valley
nah ong its so disappointing bro
subtle rock
Is most of your time spent crying on the internet?
If there isn't anything to cry about then there isn't anything to message about š
agile helm
If there isn't anything to cry about then there isn't anything to message about ...
iām sobbing right now
unborn kayak
waawaaa is all i hear
weary anvil
agile helm
actually bawling
shut blade
I'm crying about taxes
subtle rock
actually bawling
Balling š
fringe crown
west wolf
I fvcking HATE anxiety I just want to go to gamescom it isnt even that far! next year ig...
lavish crow
its over gang, wrap it up
small orbit
SWEDEN MENTIONED RAHH
lime harness
I love the gunship so much,
it's just a fucking howitzer welded to a giant protractor held up by balloons
rich lantern
Ball rubbing
unborn kayak
frosty valley
genuinely NOBODY cares about them adding an outhouse or the team drinking bro
rich lantern
genuinely NOBODY cares about them adding an outhouse or the team drinking bro
Broās entire life revolves around video games š
rich lantern
š«µš¤£
shut blade
lavish crow
genuinely NOBODY cares about them adding an outhouse or the team drinking bro
speak for urself
frosty valley
Broās entire life revolves around video games š
when ur in a server about a videogame and you discuss the videogame
?
west wolf
genuinely NOBODY cares about them adding an outhouse or the team drinking bro
i care. argument invalidated.
agile helm
when ur in a server about a videogame and you discuss the videogame
weāre actually in general, not the half sword chat
rich lantern
when ur in a server about a videogame and you discuss the videogame
Thereās all sorts of discussions going on. You just mad impatient. Ongod if this is how you act find another hobby
strong jetty
that feeling when falling for ragebait
lavish crow
meanwhile im patiently waiting with this on my wishlist since 2023. take all the time you need half sword
agile helm
the half sword chat is right there https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1270577738826256536
shut blade
rich lantern
Woah thatās uhā¦
last whale
Ban incoming
shut blade
woah.
strong jetty
lil bit mean dont yah think
fading hound
murder murder
agile helm
youāre uh for the implication
blazing lodge
genuinely NOBODY cares about them adding an outhouse or the team drinking bro
its an event where you're supposed to have fun, what do you expect?
rich lantern
You want them to start calling you master? Like damn bro
lost palmBOT
lavish crow
gotta put /s likes it's reddit
fading hound
i shouldnt even have to explain that
shut blade
You want them to start calling you master? Like damn bro
you ain't making this sound better brah...
frosty valley
its an event where you're supposed to have fun, what do you expect?
why is it in wip
are they working on getting drunk?
š
shut blade
gotta put /s likes it's reddit
r/HalfSword
agile helm
the implication
fading hound
your not turning this around on me now pal
fading hound
you should try wording your sentences better next time
small orbit
ik this is old, but this is fkn gold
Go sweden
fading hound
im too tired to start an argument with you right now
blazing lodge
are they working on getting drunk?
thats the joke
unborn kayak
why does this game attract the weirdest people whut
rich lantern
Saying āget back to workā and āmonkeyā in the same sentence is pretty racist ngl
fading hound
im gonna go eat something
last whale
why does this game attract the weirdest people whut
True...
agile helm
why does this game attract the weirdest people whut
i wonder whyā¦
unborn kayak
its actually insane
shut blade
Great, now I can call my programming Tunisian friend that and oh no! It sounds racist! (He's white)
last whale
lavish crow
alr time for bed, chats being racist again
strong jetty
i skinned willy alive once or twice or 157 times
frosty valley
why does this game attract the weirdest people whut
a crazy chunk of ts is people who watch gore
agile helm
me when iām engaging in trivial arguments over the internet
fading hound
this fellow is trying to blame his own bad sentence structuring on other people
what a gentlemen isnt he
shut blade
People here get butt hurt over some slang term meanwhile in another community i'm watching how other people call eachother hard r's and I ain't doing nun about it as a mod
agile helm
this fellow is trying to blame his own bad sentence structuring on other people
your bad interpretation of words is to blame
rich lantern
No Iām implying that your ancestral roots definitely come from 16th century white America and your family hasnāt quite worked out those issues yet
agile helm
i understood it perfectly
forest falcon
why does this game attract the weirdest people whut
autism magnet
torn cairn
americans are fucking cooked on this racist shit, while being one of the most racist nations
agile helm
americans are fucking cooked on this racist shit, while being one of the most ra...
one of
you canāt exclude the whole of europe
or asia
shut blade
americans are fucking cooked on this racist shit, while being one of the most ra...
You haven't seen Western Europeans
torn cairn
but when japan does it...
shut blade
you canāt exclude the whole of europe
In Eastern Europe, there isn't racism if you're racist to everyone
last whale
rich lantern
Idk what yall are talking about. America is an all (legally) inclusive country.
agile helm
oh it's so cute now
itās so kawaii
fading hound
americans are fucking cooked on this racist shit, while being one of the most ra...
ive never met an american racist but im pretty sure thats because i havent been to the right corners of the internet
forest falcon
it's funny how wip pings constantly start shit
agile helm
my racist is nowhere to be seen
unborn kayak
ive never met an american racist but im pretty sure thats because i havent been ...
irl and on the internet is completely different
agile helm
his not very slickā¦.
strong jetty
half sword players waffling about the most random shit mankind has ever conceived
rich lantern
It isnāt that serious bro.
last whale
forest falcon
it knocks you out but you are not sleeping
lavish blade
geeble box
frosty valley
your not very slick with your attempts at gaslighting
calling this gaslighting lol
ts is so funny
lavish blade
cdownload my mod
agile helm
calling this gaslighting lol
he had it when he first said rage bait
woeful crag
Do you guys like my cat
shut blade
š¤Ŗ
agile helm
no
last whale
Do you guys like my cat
Yes
strong jetty
Do you guys like my cat
yes
fading hound
no because coder is a race
oblique tundra
I dont think anyone cared until you tried to flip the script, which was stupid. apologize and move on
fading hound
racist
frosty valley
no because coder is a race
that's true
fading hound
Thats not how that works.
shut blade
no because coder is a race
Being a coder is a new Race?
rich lantern
Do you guys like my cat
Only if you like mine š„°
frosty valley
like height
how tall are you
fading hound
Being a coder is a new Race?
totally
lavish crow
typical example of being painfully obtuse for the sake of starting an argument, go to bed bro
shut blade
What's next bro. If I become a tree and someone calls me "brancher" are they calling me a slur?
agile helm
how tall are you
since i can change my height im 6ā9ā but i can be whatever you want me to be
frosty valley
Yes
fading hound
What's next bro. If I become a tree and someone calls me "brancher" are they cal...
LMAO
agile helm
What's next bro. If I become a tree and someone calls me "brancher" are they cal...
barkskinā¦.
frosty valley
since i can change my height im 6ā9ā but i can be whatever you want me to be
5'10
blazing lodge
no because coder is a race
baiting
frosty valley
thats my bet
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shut blade
barkskinā¦.
...You RACIST!!!
frosty valley
bro what]
oblique tundra
aight now this is on you LMAO enjoy being flamed for being not only being an idiot, but an arrogant one at that
fading hound
What's next bro. If I become a tree and someone calls me "brancher" are they cal...
i was in a community where people could become 'sirens' (im not gonna explain what that is im too lazy) one time some guy called one of them a 'sirener' and they said 'you cant say the hard r bro'
last whale
Omg omg omg Mr. Marshal hi!!!
unreal bay
You don't get to call us anything, Devs are humans. Regardless of skin color
shut blade
https://www.reddit.com/r/HalfSword/s/J9YdLFZ0ov agree ?
Pierre Le Fou... Sounds like a French name
torn cairn
anyway, code monkey is obviously a slang
"Code monkey" is a slang term for a programmer who primarily focuses on writing code without significant involvement in high-level design, analysis, or decision-making, often seen as a junior or specialized role. While it can be used neutrally or even affectionately by skilled programmers to describe their intensive focus on implementation, the term can also be derogatory, implying a lack of creativity, fundamental understanding, or a willingness to mechanically follow instructions.
oblique tundra
You don't get to call us anything, Devs are humans. Regardless of skin color
clippy!!!
shut blade
i was in a community where people could become 'sirens' (im not gonna explain wh...
š
Ik what a siren is
agile helm
You don't get to call us anything, Devs are humans. Regardless of skin color
anything
shut blade
Since I'm a fantasy fanatic
fading hound
Ik what a siren is
no
torn cairn
and billy yank if obviously cooked
lavish crow
rip
shut blade
ohhh
frosty valley
he's gone nuts
shut blade
ok
fading hound
they are not the same thing
astral fossil
ai ewwwww
oblique tundra
lmao youre so salty
last whale
fading hound
anyway, code monkey is obviously a slang
"Code monkey" is a slang term for a pr...
i can admit i am partially at fault here because
oblique tundra
youre getting clowned by an entire server and you havent left youre literally a clown atp
leave
strong jetty
id like to see ai take my job and become bed ridden
fading hound
i did not associate the word code and monkey as being apart of the same term
lavish crow
yo pierre come on out here
astral fossil
id like to see ai take my job and become bed ridden
haha real
fading hound
never even thought of it
quick torrent
@upbeat skiff go touch some grass
blazing lodge
Isn't car production already mostly automated
agile helm
le fou shootingā¦
shut blade
Isn't car production already mostly automated
Not really
oblique tundra
code monkey is NOT racist
saying code monkey is racist is ALSO not racist
frosty valley
<@1110146580734017607> go touch some grass
u cant be a mod on a discord server and use this one man im sorry
strong jetty
half sword but gun
torn cairn
yo pierre come on out here
there's literally a game for kids called codemonkey
oblique tundra
seal ur being a buffoon bro
shut blade
code monkey is NOT racist
saying code monkey is racist is ALSO not racist
John sex????
Ayo?
torn cairn
that teaches them basic coding
agile helm
half sword but gun
1/2 receiverā¦ā¦
forest falcon
code monkey is NOT racist
saying code monkey is racist is ALSO not racist
Is it racist to be racist to Ai
fading hound
code monkey is NOT racist
saying code monkey is racist is ALSO not racist
i dont think either party was in the wrong until he tried to flip the script on me
blazing lodge
u cant be a mod on a discord server and use this one man im sorry
he's a part of the publishing team and gets paid
unreal bay
Ai cant replace ppl if they don't have a job
shut blade
in the flesh
You mean in the metal, you're a... Uh... What is that called?
oblique tundra
Is it racist to be racist to Ai
clankers dont have rights
shut blade
Clip?
astral fossil
clankers dont have rights
damn tin skins
last whale
Ai cant replace ppl if they don't have a job
MR. MARSHAL
agile helm
Ai cant replace ppl if they don't have a job
they do it all the time
last whale
Hi
frosty valley
he's a part of the publishing team and gets paid
doesnt matter what he is when u get the role ur life is over basically
shut blade
clankers dont have rights
HEY HEY HEY! Don't use CLANKER here BUDDY
unreal bay
MR. MARSHAL
Hiiii
agile helm
iām not even sure you guys are realā¦
lavish crow
clanka*
shut blade
A fully armoured Willy can also be called a CLANKER
frosty valley
iām not even sure you guys are realā¦
we're all AI
shut blade
So you're insulting him.
oblique tundra
i dont think either party was in the wrong until he tried to flip the script on ...
I think i summarized it pretty well
he tried turning it around and wouldn't give up which was stupid
unreal bay
iām not even sure you guys are realā¦
We are all Willies
oblique tundra
arrogant fool!!!!
quick torrent
There is extreme value in the work of some devs. We consider GHM one of them
fading hound
@meager charm clanker!!
woven mason
1 v 1 Competitive Multiplayer
Leaderboard
= 
a lot of potentional to run with this.
strong jetty
ai cant make real hello kitty nfts like i can
unreal bay
There is extreme value in the work of some devs. We consider GHM one of them
ā¤ļø ā¤ļø
frosty valley
ai cant make real hello kitty nfts like i can
š
forest falcon
Ai cant replace ppl if they don't have a job
Ai can be an unemployed bum if you just tell it to browse internet without producing any outputs
agile helm
There is extreme value in the work of some devs. We consider GHM one of them
call me ghm #1 glazer
shut blade
There is extreme value in the work of some devs. We consider GHM one of them
Pierre tell me what you are drinking rn
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Im hungover
torn cairn
@fading hound you are not even partially fault
you are fully
shut blade
Im hungover
Not suprised
agile helm
Im hungover
water hopefully
fading hound
<@957987300627841024> you are not even partially fault
you are fully
dawg?
shut blade
Go to the inn buddy.
vital copper
the best cure for a hangover is another beer :)
strong jetty
of utmost treacherous alcohol
woven mason
Petition to use Beer Mugs as a viable weapon in Combat.
shut blade
the best cure for a hangover is another beer :)
No bro It's Vodka
fading hound
id like to ask how it is my fault for him attempting to flip the script on me and make it seem as if im racist
agile helm
id like to ask how it is my fault for him attempting to flip the script on me an...
are you still on this
we gave up when the devs came in
fading hound
are you still on this
unfortunately someone is still trying to argue
lavish crow
Petition to use Beer Mugs as a viable weapon in Combat.
pls lemme break a glass over willies head
vital copper
No bro It's Vodka
if ur down to drink vodka straight while hungover without nearly throwing up you are simply built different, don't compare to us
shut blade
Petition to use Beer Mugs as a viable weapon in Combat.
Add a stick to the beer mug and now It's a blunt weapon
runic cove
Petition to use Beer Mugs as a viable weapon in Combat.
Glass destruction physics would be badass as well
agile helm
pls lemme break a glass over willies head
my framesā¦
shut blade
if ur down to drink vodka straight while hungover without nearly throwing up you...
I don't drink vodka yet
frosty valley
Petition to use Beer Mugs as a viable weapon in Combat.
i've been calling the little lamp beer this whole time
i want an actual one
shut blade
My father drank 40% of the entire bottle
last whale
shut blade
mf was still acting normal
strong jetty
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1084884502175830089/1288142993731354657/t...
terry
frosty valley
mf was still acting normal
Are you russian
forest falcon
mf was still acting normal
that ain't a good thing
shut blade
Are you russian
Romanian, close enough.
vital copper
avg eastern European
frosty valley
Romanian, close enough.
yea that also applies
elder pawn
tf are you doing here brother
twin is that you
lavish crow
any fun games that you guys have been playing
shut blade
that ain't a good thing
Well that was a long ago
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agile helm
any fun games that you guys have been playing
not half sword, thatās for sure
strong jetty
any fun games that you guys have been playing
morimens
frosty valley
romanians are inhuman
in a good way
forest falcon
any fun games that you guys have been playing
stick it to the stickman
tepid bison
twin is that you
yeth
fading hound
Romanian, close enough.
i saw a dude post a clip of 'average romanian fights' and it was just this video
https://youtu.be/91-4DJnW6dA?si=X3o5jsqT0CucBl8K
shut blade
You sure you are hungover Pierre?
last whale
shut blade
i saw a dude post a clip of 'average romanian fights' and it was just this video...
American fights.
agile helm
we have too much freedom of motion in this gameā¦
tepid bison
i wish i had image perms lol
fading hound
American fights.
as a man from the conch republic, so real
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Elevation on the new maps will be š¤Æ
vital copper
its over, I have the high ground....
frosty valley
ts is what no updates does to a half sword player
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You guys will spend hours throwing willies off walls and watch them fall
agile helm
Elevation on the new maps will be š¤Æ
will we need coke for the altitude?
frosty valley
Elevation on the new maps will be š¤Æ
tuff
strong jetty
we should make a new country and it should be called schlorp or sum and its in the middle of the baltic states
frosty valley
are u guys gonna do anything about the grappling system?
blazing lodge
Elevation on the new maps will be š¤Æ
is the pit map gonna be in the next update
shut blade
If I'm thinking about it; those are peasant willies, they found out that they don't need a blanket for the night anymore when It's too cold
Iykyk
worn egret
You guys will spend hours throwing willies off walls and watch them fall
best news i've received all week
shut blade
Elevation on the new maps will be š¤Æ
Will you add a feature where you can absolutely slap a mf with your gloves and they go unconcious
Mike Tyson type shit
last whale
Dead chat
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Yeah, also teeth will be flying
last whale
Living chat
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Hammers vs jaws do that
unreal bay
Medieval dental simulator
shut blade
Yeah, also teeth will be flying
Wait a minute, I noticed the menu is in german, oh hoh hoh, time to find the pub you guys were at
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willie dentist sim 25
shut blade
It's GGS
agile helm
Medieval dental simulator
will we also get to shave the ones with hair
unreal bay
will we also get to shave the ones with hair
What hair?
last whale
willie dentist sim 25
When Willie Fleshlight
unreal bay
Willie is BALD
strong jetty
beggar ai willy if he wasnt such a wet flannel
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Wait a minute, I noticed the menu is in german, oh hoh hoh, time to find the pub...
Haxenhaus, cologne , germany
blazing lodge
Wait a minute, I noticed the menu is in german, oh hoh hoh, time to find the pub...
i mean yeah, gamescom is in germany
agile helm
What hair?
i thought i heard somewhere that willie will not remain bald foreverā¦ thank goodness
shut blade
Haxenhaus, cologne , germany
WHY DID YOU SPILL THE TEAA
blazing lodge
i thought i heard somewhere that willie will not remain bald foreverā¦ thank good...
perhaps even next update
shut blade
now Ion wanna find it anymore
unreal bay
WHY DID YOU SPILL THE TEAA
He spill the beer
shut blade
He spill the beer
Why is everyone having that paper and clip pfp
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unreal bay
Omgggg
shut blade
The only people that have that pfp is either racist, a terrorist or old
unreal bay
Why is everyone having that paper and clip pfp
forest falcon
runic cove
agile helm
or a brave revolutionary!
blazing lodge
Why is everyone having that paper and clip pfp
it's a protest of some sort
unreal bay
it's a protest of some sort
Yup!
shut blade
it's a protest of some sort
Of what?
strong jetty
The only people that have that pfp is either racist, a terrorist or old
protest or sum shi idk
shut blade
Tf happened now???
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blazing lodge
it's a protest of some sort
i get their concerns but it seems really performative
last whale
agile helm
Tf happened now???
youtube i think
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Willudog
runic cove
Everybody raging over alcohol WIP post, willie just smiling
agile helm
willy has no worries
frosty valley
Why is everyone having that paper and clip pfp
some dude made a youtube video as a protest or smth and they said to make this ur pfp
agile helm
except for the other willieās
forest falcon
blazing lodge
Of what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_Dtmpe9qaQ this guy started it
frosty valley
its not really gonna lead to anything tho cuz like
shut blade
frosty valley
its just a pfp change
everyone is still using the same platforms they've been using lol
forest falcon
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1221132710026678403/1289685476738990142/t...
real
last whale
blazing lodge
its just a pfp change
yeah exactly
last whale
When release
frosty valley
aight bro
forest falcon
can't belive someone still has that
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Release q4
blazing lodge
yeah exactly
louis needs to give people actual avenues of resistance if he wants people to take his protest seriously
agile helm
Release q4
yeah so when will q4 be released
agile helm
q5 maybe?
woeful crag
When would it be possible to lift other willies up, to toss them over the fence
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E.a. version is 15x your current playtime atleast
Do the math plz
blazing lodge
yeah so when will q4 be released
october, november or december
frosty valley
E.a. version is 15x your current playtime atleast
Do the math plz
1650 hours?
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Sheeesh
frosty valley
my playtime is 110
agile helm
october, november or december
thatās a wide range for a Q
runic cove
october, november or december
Should release around October since half sword has a type of grim halloween vibe
agile helm
alphabets real strange nowadays
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Bout 20 bucks for 1650 hours is pretty good imo
last whale
Skee Bee Dee Sword is real
blazing lodge
Should release around October since half sword has a type of grim halloween vibe
baseless speculation
forest falcon
strong jetty
Skee Bee Dee Sword is real
maybe
woeful crag
my playtime is 110
178 for me
frosty valley
so its 20 bucks confirmed?
blazing lodge
E.a. version is 15x your current playtime atleast
Do the math plz
how many game modes will there be in E. A.
agile helm
178 for me
whatever the biggest number someone claims is less than how much iāve played
crystal jolt
so its 20 bucks confirmed?
These prices man
frosty valley
These prices man
lowkey 20 bucks is fair
forest falcon
These prices man
game cost 20 buck real good, game cost 20 buck real good
agile helm
These prices man
i have much faith and interest invested in the game, and the price is not horrible
runic cove
20ās reasonable
crystal jolt
Yeah agreed
last whale
strong jetty
i have 2.7 dollars in my bank and a corndog can i get it for free
crystal jolt
https://tenor.com/view/this-server-is-my-life-discord-mod-friendcord-batman-disc...
Get a new life sir
worn egret
2 shawarmas and a sprite
last whale
Get a new life sir
Frick you
agile helm
i have 2.7 dollars in my bank and a corndog can i get it for free
can i have your corndog
i will not give you anything in return
last whale
I don't listen to newgens
crystal jolt
But isnāt 19.99 a better deal?
strong jetty
can i have your corndog
no i need it its my only source of vitamins
agile helm
coward
blazing lodge
But isnāt 19.99 a better deal?
20$ is 19.99
runic cove
https://tenor.com/view/yakuza0-yakuza-zero-yakuza-smoke-gif-27266079
Super real
agile helm
20$ is 19.99
not close enough
agile helm
when can we get 19.999
blazing lodge
https://tenor.com/view/shh-cats-gif-14317670277085954258
baiting
strong jetty
19.87 deal or no deal
agile helm
phone a friend
runic cove
when can we get 19.999
crystal jolt
I wonder how many discord badges there are
last whale
agile helm
I wonder how many discord badges there are
at least one
strong jetty
I wonder how many discord badges there are
more than 2
last whale
crystal jolt
Many
frosty valley
Bout 20 bucks for 1650 hours is pretty good imo
are u guys gonna do specific prices for each country? cuz 20 bucks would be too high in some places
strong jetty
last whale
https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-gif-24994087
crystal jolt
15 badges
last whale
https://tenor.com/view/electroboom-electric-shock-electricity-kiss-electric-gif-...
Why did he do that </3
gloomy minnow
disrupted me whilst changing song
frosty valley
the people in this server lowkey listen to the weirdest music
frosty valley
disrupted me whilst changing song
what music do u like
gloomy minnow
90's hiphop
runic cove
Why did he do that </3
Because boom
gloomy minnow
last whale
Because boom
frosty valley
Only the ones who mention the song themselves to stand out or smth
gloomy minnow
it's on a playlist so random but it's like 7hr long and so far they have all sounded good except one that just spams a certian word with drums a
it's very questionable
forest falcon
Why did he do that </3
electrician
daring jay
the new map is friggen cinema
last whale
electrician
forest falcon
when are we gettin horse riding
when pigs fly
blazing lodge
when are we gettin horse riding
i feel like horse physics would be a nightmare to program
south roost
when are we gettin horse riding
ea
blazing lodge
with their limbs being used differently than human limbs and such
south roost
I don't think the devs have made such promises
just has a chance after ea
torpid escarp
just has a chance after ea
spore 2 š
blazing lodge
just has a chance after ea
infact, horse riding isn't even on the trello
south roost
idk then
crystal jolt
It would be mad funky
blazing lodge
https://trello.com/b/TN5AbCGk/half-sword-roadmap you can check it here
crystal jolt
I would stab my horse more often then the enemy
torpid escarp
I would stab my horse more often then the enemy
where š
crystal jolt
Prob the neck?
torpid escarp
same
crystal jolt
Noodle arms yk
gloomy minnow
anyone know how to download whole playlists from spotify for free in one download button because if i do it 3 at a time it then takes 18 button clicks to get into local files anyone know spotify downloader makes you pay to do that anyone know if there is a free version
or do i have to make one
spike to the eye
forest falcon
https://tenor.com/view/drunk-comedy-fight-empty-punch-gif-18661353
why is he fighting
Man what the fuck were the philosophers smoking
gloomy urchin
hi
forest falcon
the people who wrote this textbook took the ideas of German philosophers and turned them into a bowl of word spaghetti in Russian
gloomy urchin
is that why i cant understand what the fuuck philosophers say all the time
its always complicated ass wording
and concepts arent evven that complex once someone explains it
forest falcon
and concepts arent evven that complex once someone explains it
EXACTLY
They word the fucking thing like a middle school essay where they are forced to stretch it by adding unnecessary words
worldly vapor
can willie get rid of disease
forest falcon
and then the mfs repeat the same thing over and over but change the words slightly
gloomy urchin
They word the fucking thing like a middle school essay where they are forced to ...
š¤
gloomy urchin
whats this gormpy
complicated ass wording for simple statements
worldly vapor
complicated ass wording for simple statements
slavoj zizek geoge orwell 1984?
cosmic rain
plain scroll
Please keep this channel English 
gloomy urchin
1 sentence in i already hate it
worldly vapor
Please keep this channel English <a:CatSmonk:1299877098529362045>
can I get a pass I have covid 19
plain scroll
can I get a pass I have covid 19
No 
forest falcon
Why are they citing the original guy first and then add the interpretation of his statement from some russian guy
plain scroll
worldly vapor
whys the seal so mad
quick torrent
You musty cucks !
forest falcon
lmao
forest falcon
ŃŃŠ³Šµ Š³Š·
quick torrent
I say we invite Seal to a pvp game
If he wins he gets a free copy of half sword early access
If he dies, we ask Valve to IP bann him
blazing lodge
ik this seems like a silly question but early access will be version 0.6 right?
asking this cuz sometimes developers like to skip versions for whatever reason
plain scroll
blazing lodge
gamer rage
last whale
Butcher's alt account
indigo hare
Oh god that guy. Flexing his guns, cars, and metal credit cards left and right
lucid atlas
If he dies, we ask Valve to IP bann him
Who would be the opponent of Seal though?
unreal bay
moo
lucid atlas
you really wanna Seal the deal cough cough
unreal bay
you really wanna *Seal* the deal cough cough
lucid atlas
was that pun good or horrible
unreal bay
unreal bay
was that pun good or horrible
frustratingly good
lucid atlas
good thought I was gonna get demoted or something
last whale
unreal bay
good thought I was gonna get demoted or something
demothed to Seal Fencer
lavish blade
LOL
lucid atlas
demothed to Seal Fencer
lucid atlas
managed to get willie pose like this accidentally
unreal bay
managed to get willie pose like this accidentally
there is no accidents on willie poses
lucid atlas
true because this looks hard as fuck
unreal bay
lucid atlas
that guy coming with a spear is so so so stupid ahahahah
just putting salt to injury
drowsy finch
Butcher's alt account
last whale
https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-spiderman-far-from-home-everywhere-i-go-i-see-h...
Lmao
unreal bay
that guy coming with a spear is so so so stupid ahahahah
lmao he is like: AWHHH butttt i wanted to kill thoooo, mom said its my turnnnn
lucid atlas
he tried willie surfing with the scythe but got scythed himself
karmic nexus
drowsy finch
Lmao
Iām still tryna decipher why he put spaces in those weird spots š
Like was he seething THAT much ??
unreal bay
last whale
Like was he seething THAT much ??
Mayhaps
last whale
unreal bay
i cant wait to see what ppl will come up with once coop is out
plain scroll
i cant wait to see what ppl will come up with once coop is out
Can't wait for the ballerina coop gameplay
drowsy finch
Can't wait for the ballerina coop gameplay
I canāt wait to remote play with my friend who doesnāt play this game very much and ruin the experience for him :D
forest falcon
storm fern
lavish blade
its a blender file
forest falcon
https://tenor.com/view/apple-eating-apple-ai-apple-cannibal-cannibalism-gif-1686...
ew
WHY
worldly vapor
thats debatable
i think hes cute
lavish blade
hoplon shield
lavish blade
that you could possibly add
what is it
wanton portal
what is it
Absolute batman's one handed axe
indigo hare
Absolute batman's one handed axe
Wow they really couldāve made that axe way better and still be bat shaped. In fact it feels like they went out of their way to make it not bat shaped but still add the ears and wing tips
wanton portal
Wow they really couldāve made that axe way better and still be bat shaped. In fa...
I guess something like this?
toxic thistle
i cant wait to see what ppl will come up with once coop is out
I have to ask, is it just one guy on PC and one guy on controller? If so, do you have stats to see which peripheral won the most?
unreal bay
i have no insight on peripheral stats haha, i dont think we are counting that much. since its just ppl playing for fun. and yes one pc 2 person playing, you can have 2 controllers aswell
unreal bay
had to kill a mouse with sharp tool and missed
hire a cat next time
toxic thistle
i have no insight on peripheral stats haha, i dont think we are counting that mu...
Fair, Just curious to see which one, won the most. lol. Which I was their to try it.
somber panther
hire a cat next time
the reason i had to kill it was that my cat wad tormenting it
instead of sparing it from the pain i just made it worse by not killing it instantly in one blow
white prawn
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1349802978999013476/1375312451456860190/I...
still cant beat this freaken guy
unreal bay
Fair, Just curious to see which one, won the most. lol. Which I was their to try...
i find that controller is easier with HS
indigo hare
I guess something like this?
Literally yes
somber panther
afforementioned cat
lavish blade
xiphos and hoplon
late kite
Can your hand get tagged through the shield?
lavish blade
lowk it looks more like a gladius oops
lavish blade
Can your hand get tagged through the shield?
yes
late kite
It looks sick, but thats like a instant disarm.
worldly vapor
xiphos and hoplon
is it possible to make it be held like pavise
lavish blade
is it possible to make it be held like pavise
probably
muted spade
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1232734882346565727/1394041223026835607/S...
crucify the abomination of the darkness
lavish blade
i like arming swords with weight
toxic thistle
kirito it
late kite
I already posted four videos of the kirito gameplay
Three of them are the most recent in the #game-footage-š®š„
Anime?
sterile surge
i cant wait for actual sneak peaks instead of the developers being weird
worldly vapor
i cant wait for actual sneak peaks instead of the developers being weird
not happening
soz
sterile surge
not happening
then i shall be leaving
worldly vapor
then i shall be leaving
lame
unborn kayak
brouski actually left
indigo hare
Life might as well be over with him gone
unborn kayak
"Brouski" is atrocious
brochacho dont be angry
gloomy crest
brochacho dont be angry
indigo hare
"Brouski" is atrocious
Chill brotato
toxic thistle
then i shall be leaving
Most passionate Half sword fan. Right here
trim perch
I can't wait for halfsword release on 2059.
unborn kayak
https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-shocked-shock-shocked-meme-gif-891040689...
i thought it was like a hiding type game but its actually a giant dating sim
wind geode
what
unborn kayak
thats what it looked like
wind geode
it looked like what
unborn kayak
a dating sim
wind geode
I honestly have no clue what it really is anymore. In like 2020 everyone on tiktok was hype about this game cause of the giant guy and then the game never really had any news
unborn kayak
honestly im fucking with you but i watched vinny play it and it looked weird
trim perch
halfsword before gta 6?
GTA6 before halfsword release.
gloomy crest
I can't wait for multiplayer.
winged dew
Can someone help provide an ETA for this lovely game and what it will look like VS the free demo?
trim perch
I can't wait for multiplayer.
My grandkids would love this. If they get to see the finished game during their lifetime.
unborn kayak
Can someone help provide an ETA for this lovely game and what it will look like ...
last 3 months of this year
about
trim perch
Can someone help provide an ETA for this lovely game and what it will look like ...
It will look stunning. Nothing like the internet had seen before.
gloomy crest
My grandkids would love this. If they get to see the finished game during their ...
My cybernetic brain implant (2067 model) will keep me going until then.
winged dew
last 3 months of this year
š
plain scroll
Can someone help provide an ETA for this lovely game and what it will look like ...
Early Access will release Q4 this year. It will have many more features like weapon customisation, armour customisation, better visuals, local splitscreen and probably many more things we haven't been told about or I can't remember
woven lantern
Early Access will release Q4 this year. It will have many more features like wea...
Why Demo 0.5 have less gore ?
winged dew
Early Access will release Q4 this year. It will have many more features like wea...
Thanks!
plain scroll
Why Demo 0.5 have less gore ?
They are reworking it for the early access release
woven lantern
Normall Demo 0.3 gave head explode andmore gore have
woven lantern
They are reworking it for the early access release
oh ok
dreamy ginkgo
earnest tapir
i love kissing men
toxic thistle
Typical Ravenfield player reaction
earnest tapir
thanks for sharing bro.
youre next
toxic thistle
youre next
wanton portal
lavish blade
watching it rn
vocal meadow
When is the full game releasing
wanton portal
When is the full game releasing
Q4
vocal meadow
What is that?
astral ether
Good morning everyone, how are we all doing?
astral ether
What is that?
Like last 3 months of the year
astral ether
astral ether
just watching this video
Ah, nice! Personally Iāve never really had interest in roblox lol
daring jay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIcVPPOB8TQ YOHOHOHO
heck yes
indigo hare
Ah, nice! Personally Iāve never really had interest in roblox lol
Good
lavish blade
spark quartz
Ah, nice! Personally Iāve never really had interest in roblox lol
Mr moffia
spark quartz
Moth eater*
š¤«
indigo hare
I canāt take this shit anymore
lavish blade
I canāt take this shit anymore
spark quartz
I canāt take this shit anymore
jfc
indigo hare
jfc
They have, multiple times, literally called me, WHILE ANOTHER WAS LEAVING A VOICEMAIL
Im losing my mind
My marbles are all over the place
lavish blade
ANOTHER scam victim !
indigo hare
now whos next? bitter relative?
Meanwhile Chrome getting free nitro sent to his DMās
toxic thistle
I canāt take this shit anymore
wanton portal
toxic thistle
sleep more
unreal bay
i napped and feel more fucked up than before going to sleep
How long did u nap for?
forest falcon
How long did u nap for?
1,5 hours
zenith vortex
what i can gauge from #work-in-progress is milek is singlehandedly carrying development...
home after the night out
forest falcon
Max nap 30 min to an hour is recommended
neat tundra
The design is very human
zenith vortex
the design is very human
wild mason
if it would be more gentle and less opening it could work
unreal bay
what i can gauge from <#1046080713734234222> is milek is singlehandedly carrying...
Do you see him create blood and Willie v3, or do you see him draw like a talented madman
zenith vortex
shhhhhhhhh
unreal bay
indigo hare
Naps suck
zenith vortex
i see him in my dreams š„°
indigo hare
I always wake up more tired
zenith vortex
fr
neat tundra
Galaxy, is there anything you know and are allowed to tell us about the state of the gore in the gamescom pvp build?
Obviously you arent there...but
lofty kindle
Would it be mean to post Gamescom stuff with the Update ping?
zenith vortex
i wake up in cold sweats and feeling like I just got infected and recovered from every disease, virus, prion and plague in fictional media and real life
lofty kindle
Galaxy, is there anything you know and are allowed to tell us about the state of...
You have to wait till EA.
unreal bay
Galaxy, is there anything you know and are allowed to tell us about the state of...
I knew nothing about gamescom build, nothing has been shared with us
It's a mystery
A hoax
zenith vortex
Do you see him create blood and Willie v3, or do you see him draw like a talente...
wait i just realised you're the actual gore guy.
thanks for giving me a game to be psychotic in
worldly vapor
I knew nothing about gamescom build, nothing has been shared with us
half sword dev team is keeping secrets..
zenith vortex
I knew nothing about gamescom build, nothing has been shared with us
lies
unreal bay
wait i just realised you're the actual gore guy.
thanks for giving me a game to ...
Am the VFX artist
Not gore guy
zenith vortex
ohhhhhhh
neat tundra
Would it be mean to post Gamescom stuff with the Update ping?
Depends on what you are showing
worldly vapor
hes the dust guy
zenith vortex
i dont know i know jack shit about unreal š
unreal bay
Unreal
zenith vortex
other than it lags tf out when there's more than 2 willies on screen cuz my cpu is 7 years old
indigo hare
Would it be mean to post Gamescom stuff with the Update ping?
Yes and you should do it
Three times in one day
And each one tease something big coming up
neat tundra
If its not just a repost of what youve already shown in wip.
Do it
indigo hare
And then post another of frank
forest falcon
Would it be mean to post Gamescom stuff with the Update ping?
you should ping everyone
not just update
neat tundra
At everyone with a closeup of frankys eyes.
forest falcon
real
unreal bay
Wip has lost its meaning, it should be rebranded to SHOWANDTELL
neat tundra
Update post.
Franky is eepy
End post
lofty kindle
If its not just a repost of what youve already shown in wip.
Do it
We don't repost, smdh.
unreal bay
This is a boat, this is a pitchfork and this a crossbow it's free
neat tundra
The king doesnt want you to know this, but the bucklers in spoilance are free, you can take them home.
I have 200 bucklerd
forest falcon
unreal bay
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1356765177298817105/1408475144846053527...
Fries?
neat tundra
I am being smart.
Eventually there will be a buckler shortage and I sell them at an inflated price.
unreal bay
Smart telling your plan to 100k ppl here
neat tundra
I'm far enough ahead that they wont be able to catch up, nor will they have a choice.
I will cause the buckler shortage by taking all the supply.
They will need a buckler whether they want to buy from me or not.
lofty kindle
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1356765177298817105/1408475144846053527...
I am disappointed, all those years I played with legos and pretended to smoke, I never had this idea.
unreal bay
Cause you stuck with the real deal
No need to use Legos and get microplastics even more
lofty kindle
Cause you stuck with the real deal
lol Fun Fact: I did once smoke cigarettes' and play with legos in the same time period.
restive trench
talk about lego
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hQAoGj01Rc
this is peak
the gameplay is similar to
arkham knight
gentle copper
They still make Lego video games?
lofty kindle
the gameplay is similar to
Nah it is literally the Lego addition to the Arkham series.
restive trench
unreal bay
They still make Lego video games?
Last lego game was Horizon Zero Dawn. It was horrible
last whale
unreal bay
Who asked for it
restive trench
Last lego game was Horizon Zero Dawn. It was horrible
lego batman shows promise
indigo hare
Last lego game was Horizon Zero Dawn. It was horrible
Fr?? Is that game anywhere near popular enough to warrant a Lego game??
indigo hare
I get making Lego games out of pop culture things, movies and what not. But a Lego version of another game seems silly. Especially when the game itself is nothing special at all
restive trench
its not available in my region raah
unreal bay
Do something your good at, make kill zone
restive trench
I get making Lego games out of pop culture things, movies and what not. But a Le...
true
indigo hare
Do something your good at, make kill zone
Please make blood mods for Lego games
unreal bay
Horizon zero isn't milkable like Assassin's creed and cod
restive trench
blood mod for batman lego
indigo hare
Iād play Lego assassins creed low-key though. Im a hypocrite I know
restive trench
Iād play Lego assassins creed low-key though. Im a hypocrite I know
SAME
id play anything lego if the gameplay isnt just smashing 1 button
unreal bay
Please make blood mods for Lego games
There never been a gorey Lego game. I mean I understand why
indigo hare
There never been a gorey Lego game. I mean I understand why
Fill the hole
restive trench
There never been a gorey Lego game. I mean I understand why
yeah thats why u make blood mods
lofty kindle
There never been a gorey Lego game. I mean I understand why
How can you have gore? They are plastic.
restive trench
How can you have gore? They are plastic.
they bleed glue
indigo hare
How can you have gore? They are plastic.
You just add real blood and gore
unreal bay
How can you have gore? They are plastic.
You use your imagination
lofty kindle
they bleed glue
Yeah that's gonna turnout great.....
unreal bay
Red glue
lofty kindle
You use your imagination
I don't have one, if the media does not tell me what and how to think I am lost.
unreal bay
I don't have one, if the media does not tell me what and how to think I am lost.
No Politics
lofty kindle
i did NOT think of that
Yeah I am not proud that I did, moderation ruins the mind.
unreal bay
restive trench
I don't have one, if the media does not tell me what and how to think I am lost.
send me the latest halfsword build
restive trench
Yeah I am not proud that I did, moderation ruins the mind.
fair
lofty kindle
No Politics
Bad time to tell you about the Sweet Baby Inc. Contract eh?
unreal bay
Bad time to tell you about the Sweet Baby Inc. Contract eh?
Yooooooooo
restive trench
what is that
lofty kindle
send me the latest halfsword build
I would, but you would not be happy, it's not the Gamescom.
restive trench
a show?
unreal bay
Bad time to tell you about the Sweet Baby Inc. Contract eh?
Reddit is gonne leak it
indigo hare
Bad time to tell you about the Sweet Baby Inc. Contract eh?
What. This must be a cruel joke
restive trench
I would, but you would not be happy, it's not the Gamescom.
yeah its probably unstable or not in a playable state
lofty kindle
what is that
Legit cannot go to deeper without violating Politics rules. Give them a Goog.
restive trench
oh okay
restive trench
Prepare your rage
uh oh
lofty kindle
yeah its probably unstable or not in a playable state
Playable ā Stable ā
restive trench
Playable ā
Stable ā
fair
indigo hare
Like I said, or joy
restive trench
just a writers group
indigo hare
You either love them or hate them.
Research them fr
And see for yourself
Where you fall
lofty kindle
i looked at their website
Never go to the lions den to find out what the lions think of themselves.
indigo hare
Never go to the lions den to find out what the lions think of themselves.
We have investigated ourselves and found we have done nothing wrong
lofty kindle
We have investigated ourselves and found we have done nothing wrong
When did you start working for the FEDs?
DAMNIT WE NEED TO CHANGE TOPICS
indigo hare
Im going to blackmail you
indigo hare
i read about them
Bud, Youre in halfcord you dont gotta lie, we all know halfcorders cant read
indigo hare
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1111141571132407859/1225684432447344640...
But yeah
indigo hare
Dont
restive trench
member here
restive trench
but yeah you're too lazy you'd probably use telekinesis to hold a water bottle in an arm's reach
indigo hare
but yeah you're too lazy you'd probably use telekinesis to hold a water bottle i...
That sounds like a lot of effort
indigo hare
https://tenor.com/view/crazy-cat-funny-cat-cat-sleeping-lazy-cat-gif-36630605231...
Lifted his head and stretched. Pos aināt got shit on me
spark quartz
We have investigated ourselves and found we have done nothing wrong
Actually Easter you've been found to have committed many crimes including embezzlement, fraud, tax evasion, lying, cheating and scamming
Not to mention the biggest crime of them all
you ated my cake
indigo hare
Everything I do is fair and just and true and right and great
spark quartz
Everything I do is fair and just and true and right and great
Hold on someones at my door
lavish blade
Hold on someones at my door
spark quartz
Easter is great and good and awesome and super handsome he is innocent and has committed no crimes
indigo hare
This is objectively true
autumn laurel
autumn laurel
Hold on someones at my door
indigo hare
I went to the Ben and Jerryās factory in Vermont during my weekend trip, and we took a tour. The second we go to the top to look down at the factory floor to see how everythingās made, something goes wrong and ice cream comes pouring out of a tube all over the floor, and it was a LOT. It was funny. That is all. Im going back to āworkā
gloomy minnow
nividia optomizer works
wicked spoke
Game devs blowing all their money on hookers and liquour instead of finishing the game
unreal bay
nividia optomizer works
Whatsthat
unreal bay
Game devs blowing all their money on hookers and liquour instead of finishing th...
True
tidal token
yo when the next update?
gloomy minnow
it optomizes game for you and now every game 300fps +
gloomy minnow
yo when the next update?
novermber/december early acess release
tidal token
ok
unreal bay
it optomizes game for you and now every game 300fps +
Does it work on HS?
tidal token
how much?
gloomy minnow
no idk not offical game yet so no
elder pawn
gloomy minnow
it has nivida files so on release prob
worthy ginkgo
rate the avatar yall
elder pawn
rate the avatar yall
aura
worthy ginkgo
than
clear salmon
yall tryna throw stones from a glass house?
sleek sail
Holy peak
whole axle
nice
lofty kindle
yall tryna throw stones from a glass house?
stone spade
rate the avatar yall
this shit is ass bro
sleek sail
rate the avatar yall
The fuck
clear salmon
https://tenor.com/view/confused-no-nope-gif-5413974953753901704
and then we can bite the hand that feeds us
restive trench
nividia optomizer works
you mean like geforece experiance
zealous cloak
rate the lalo salamanca fit
gloomy minnow
you mean like geforece experiance
no you go to nivida app go to graphics
and you pick game and click optomize
restive trench
rate the lalo salamanca fit
restive trench
no you go to nivida app go to graphics
which
nvidia app
this or the control panel
gloomy minnow
that
gloomy minnow
no
restive trench
is nvidia app
stone spade
stone spade
whar
quasi birch
fym no it was literally callled that
it was called geforce experience
now itās called nvidia app and itās totally different!!!!!
restive trench
it was called geforce experience
yes
cloud sinew
how can i wipe progress
restive trench
now itās called nvidia app and itās totally different!!!!!
restive trench
how can i wipe progress
quasi birch
Itās just barrel now