general-catfish-🐱🐟

[untold wraith]

Want some crumpets with your tea

[stone dove]

STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gloomy urchin]

@untold wraith how much is a foot

[stone dove]

IM NOT BRITISH!!!!!!!!!!

[stone dove]

30cm

[untold wraith]

12 inches

[twin abyss]

Crazy how the Hospitallers originally were a charity that helped those in need (This is where the word Hospital comes from) to a money laundering business who supplied money and soldiers to help in a war of money

[gloomy urchin]

is ur foot 30cm

[stone dove]

nope

[gloomy urchin]

then it aint 30cm

[stone dove]

1 inch =2,54 centimeters

[gloomy urchin]

thats stupid

2 notebook squares = 1 cm

[stone dove]

and 12 inch =1 foot

2,54x12=30

[untold wraith]

Nerds

[gloomy urchin]

they shouldve give america centimeters

[stone dove]

get it RIGHT!!!!!!!

[twin abyss]

12 inches were the size of King Henry 1's foot,

[stone dove]

jock

[twin abyss]

he was a big guy

[stone dove]

holy hell

the fj would go crazy

[gloomy urchin]

remind me america still does inches and pounds because ship with new system didnt arrive right

[untold wraith]

Ur mom measures in inches because of me

Gottem

[gloomy crest]

#photography📷 message

Guess you could call it, a half sword 😂 😂 😂 😂 🙏 🙏 😂 😂 😂

[stone dove]

oh yeah well your mom measures in metres because if me

[gloomy crest]

:/

[stone dove]

friggin frigg

[spark quartz]

woah pal watch the language

[untold wraith]

"metres" oh boy

[gloomy urchin]

haii silly

[plush thistle]

my glodsporns

[spark quartz]

hello Gormpy

[twin abyss]

When the metric system was made, the United States asked for a kilogram to potentially adopt the metric system. On it's way, the ship encountered a storm and accidently made its way to the Caribbean where BRITISH PRIVATEERS intercepted the ship, sunk it and tooks all of the treasures. When they found the Kilogram, they thought it was junk.

Always the British

[gloomy urchin]

ok so self sabotage

[untold wraith]

I would bet Paul blart smokes hella dope

Like pounds

A day

[twin abyss]

wdym self sabotage

[gloomy urchin]

can i paw

[gloomy urchin]

who sent ship

[stone dove]

@lament roost is this true

[spark quartz]

tf

[stone dove]

french

[gloomy urchin]

is that a yes

[stone dove]

i think

[gloomy urchin]

man

[twin abyss]

the french, they made the metric system

[gloomy urchin]

ok fine

[stone dove]

they also have the Parisian kilo

did they back then?

[twin abyss]

Then the british call us stupid for using the Imperial System, which they created, and stopped us from adopting

[stone dove]

and is it called that

[plush thistle]

tonights the night

[spark quartz]

did the French make croissants because I love croissants

[untold wraith]

Oh you know tonight's the night

[plush thistle]

idk

[stone dove]

its called the grand k

[plush thistle]

i swear this server is about the hit game that is still currently in its demo stages

[twin abyss]

Can't believe Dexter Morgan was the Bay Harbor Thailand Furniture Buyer

[plush thistle]

why is it about the imperial system

[stone dove]

i think theyll announce something about its release at gamescon

[plush thistle]

i hope

[untold wraith]

Me when ur mom

[gloomy urchin]

could js asked for another

[twin abyss]

theyre doing the multiplayer test in Germany right?

[stone dove]

dude WHATS YOUR PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[untold wraith]

I was searching heavy for this video in my files

[stone dove]

yup, im going there thursday

[untold wraith]

Cut me some slack

[stone dove]

in cologne

[untold wraith]

Cole-oge-nae

[gloomy urchin]

cole these nuts

[stone dove]

keulen

[untold wraith]

Deitz nuts

[stone dove]

diesen noten

[twin abyss]

People couldn't Email back then

[stone dove]

idk im not german

[twin abyss]

it was expensive, and not the most important

everyone was skeptical of the metric system

because it was new

[untold wraith]

Neez duts

[gloomy urchin]

could bring a kilo when trading

[twin abyss]

even the french

[untold wraith]

Deeznuts

[twin abyss]

I mean, they asked for one, never got one. It wasn't that important to the People

[untold wraith]

Franch

[stone dove]

i think 1600-1900 is the most boring era

[twin abyss]

bro what

[stone dove]

not per se boring

but

[twin abyss]

thats 300 years

[stone dove]

i dont enjoy it

[stone dove]

i know i know

but you get what i mean i hope

[twin abyss]

Industrial Revolution? Pirates? English Civil War? American Revoultion? American Civil War? Scientific Revolution?

[untold wraith]

Were you there for it?

[plush thistle]

im drinking the blood of david hernandez who went missing on 12/05/92

[untold wraith]

Could have been the best time and you just never known

[gloomy urchin]

20th century was cool cuz u could do revolutions

[twin abyss]

The Enlightenment?

The entire introduction of medicine and vaccines

[gloomy urchin]

everything besides that is boring

[plush thistle]

there are bugs under your skin pick them out.

[gloomy urchin]

can we mute this man

[untold wraith]

Nice about me @plush thistle

[twin abyss]

instead of "imbalanced humors"

[plush thistle]

my fault

[stone dove]

yes i find most of these relatively uninteresting, except for most of the stuff about america and how it grew but the renaissance, voc, trading etc doesnt speak so well to me

[plush thistle]

there are insects under your skin, please get them safely removed by a doctor or a surgeon!

that better?

[gloomy urchin]

@plush thistle have you ever seen a man staring at you from your window

[plush thistle]

I dont see that man.

[untold wraith]

You just wouldn't get it

[plush thistle]

I am that man.

[stone dove]

i agree theres lots of stuff i probably dont know but i wont find reason to learn about it

[twin abyss]

You should look into "Pike and Shot" warfare, its my favorite time period for warfare

[gloomy urchin]

guess hes good at hiding

means ur bad at ur job

[plush thistle]

do you hear the voices.

[gloomy urchin]

i hear voices of the void do you

[stone dove]

ive heard about it 😭 not everything is uninteresting

[plush thistle]

do what they tell you.

[stone dove]

voices of the void??!!!???!!!?

[twin abyss]

Knights with guns is sick

[gloomy urchin]

unfortunately they tell me to raggebait the ragebait

[stone dove]

https://tenor.com/view/votv-voices-of-the-void-kerfus-explosion-ooprs-gif-7987408985545920732

[gloomy urchin]

the trees are moving

[stone dove]

rather a little more advanced reddit humor

[stone dove]

the bugs youre right!!

[stone dove]

oh em gee!!

[plush thistle]

why is the sound so watery

wtf

[stone dove]

https://tenor.com/view/drought-faucet-got-no-water-water-drop-strange-days-gif-14579808

[plush thistle]

i did not mean that

[gloomy urchin]

embed failure

[plush thistle]

shut up

i didnt know you need perms

[gloomy urchin]

snipe bot is gonne

smh

[gloomy urchin]

loser

[plush thistle]

your a loser

[twin abyss]

Can i post gifs or no, I don't want to embed fail

[plush thistle]

the voices

[untold wraith]

wrong photo

[gloomy urchin]

no you are

[plush thistle]

nah

[gloomy urchin]

my voiices are cooler than urs

ur voices re based

my voices tell me to ragebait and do politics

[plush thistle]

do they tell you to kill Joesph Berland who lives at 5723rd Pole Road?

[untold wraith]

Puerto Rico isn't real

[gloomy urchin]

they tell me to paw you

i will paw you

[untold wraith]

I'm a professional Puerto Rico denier

[neat tundra]

Ew

[untold wraith]

WOAH

[gloomy urchin]

woah man thats a warn right therw

[untold wraith]

Buddy

[plush thistle]

what?

[untold wraith]

What kind of server you think this is bud

[gloomy urchin]

im telling silly

[plush thistle]

nothing happened

[gloomy urchin]

@spark quartz he wants to do mean action to me u should check deleted messages

[plush thistle]

"Silly goober >.<

"

[plush thistle]

Quiet.

[gloomy urchin]

my ragebait clearly worked

loser

i didnt even try

[plush thistle]

i dont feel even a twitch of rage nor anger

[spark quartz]

yeah don't joke about that type of stuff homie

[plush thistle]

dont call me homie.

[spark quartz]

Also, be wary who you joke with Gormpy is indeed a minor

Be mindful please

[pearl coral]

hi

[plush thistle]

i am also a minor

so quiet

[spark quartz]

I dont care

[pearl coral]

doesn’t invalidate the point

GET OUT

[spark quartz]

My point still stands

[plush thistle]

peak

[untold wraith]

Don't speak to me low level

Talk to the hand pal

[gloomy urchin]

!!

[plush thistle]

gormpy is indeed a horrible ragebaiter

LOL XD

[gloomy urchin]

it did work tho

[plush thistle]

call me what you want

call me what you need

[ebon cliff]

how does this channel go from talking about the time period of the game to this lmao

[gloomy urchin]

paws at you

[plush thistle]

gormpy you may aswell leave ✌️

[twin abyss]

you're really arguing on a halfsword discord

[untold wraith]

@plush thistle be better

[plush thistle]

boiii that was a tuff roast

[twin abyss]

goobers invade our channels

[gloomy urchin]

i call 8 hours on t*ktok

[neat tundra]

If only there was some kind of reaction gif that both defuses the situation by killing the chat and makes it worse at the same time.

[ebon cliff]

game started getting played by large streamers and their viewers started leaking into the channel

[untold wraith]

You talking about me?

[ebon cliff]

halfsword chat is usually pretty chill atleast

[gloomy urchin]

we need an iq test

[plush thistle]

i genuinely cannot comprehend the fact that the peasant great foe is so hard to beat without anyhting good

[neat tundra]

Vtuber reaction gifs

[spark quartz]

you are a really good chat killer lol

[plush thistle]

i cant kill bro without atleast an axe

[twin abyss]

If Halfsword becomes a brainrot game I will become a terrorist

[gloomy urchin]

who wants to grab the finest steel before acquiring any skill

[untold wraith]

It's always moai i swear

[spark quartz]

don't encourage that bro PLEASE 😭

[ebon cliff]

fr

[untold wraith]

Just by circumstance I'm the last person to text in chat

[gloomy urchin]

hey i know one!

[ebon cliff]

I have high hopes for this game and I hope it doesnt get fucked up

[spark quartz]

its too late...

[plush thistle]

infact i hope it doesnt ever get to that point

[neat tundra]

Who wants to skill the finest skill before skilling any skill?
You skillfy skiller!

[gloomy urchin]

i actually dont

[gloomy urchin]

lets kill markus instead

[plush thistle]

thanks

[untold wraith]

I didn't even see that

[gloomy urchin]

nvrm force him to watch all of one piece

[untold wraith]

Good god

[wary cliff]

Belly full of soup

[plush thistle]

oh god..

[plush thistle]

please put a 12 gauge to my forehead and pull the trigger

instead of that slop

[untold wraith]

Good knowing you bud

Joined just today but

[neat tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[untold wraith]

Felt like you joined forever ago

[plush thistle]

oh i have school in like

3 hours

[untold wraith]

You're British!?

[plush thistle]

yeah

[neat tundra]

Bro stayed up late on a school night

[plush thistle]

scottish*

[untold wraith]

Even worse

[plush thistle]

fuck yes i did

[twin abyss]

No matter what, there will always be someone who joins a server to spew brainrot, luckily we have people to deal with those

[plush thistle]

better history than the americas

infact

[ebon cliff]

thankfully

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/roz-monsters-inc-gif-21427129

[plush thistle]

better history than probably half of europe

[untold wraith]

This fella really going to get away with this

Oh he said it to himself

Still

[gloomy urchin]

make him watch oniichan wa oshimai at the bottom as well

[plush thistle]

NO

[neat tundra]

I'm more concerned with it not being a financial success more than it becoming a brainrot thing.
Because if it flops, they probably wont make more of it.

[plush thistle]

thats worse

[ebon cliff]

yeah thats my main concern

[untold wraith]

I'd sell my kidney for this game

[ebon cliff]

but if people do try to sway them into making the game into cod with nicki minag skins that could certainly be terrible

[neat tundra]

Also...my only achievement will be worth nothing and I wont get more work.

[waxen zenith]

The studio who's creating the sekiro anime on crunchyroll, Qzilla, actively uses AI to "change" the animation process/industry

[plush thistle]

dang

istg

ai

pmo

[gloomy urchin]

pmo

[ebon cliff]

yeah the main reason I want this game to succeed is I want more of the developers to see light and make more of these games

[untold wraith]

Caseoh actively plays the game. So I'd say that's a step to something

[ebon cliff]

If more large streamers bring the game to light it could definitely impact the sales alot for the good

[plush thistle]

caseohs fans are half cornball half edgy preteens that think fat jokes are funny

i dont think thats good for the community

[ebon cliff]

yeah maybe not the community

[twin abyss]

Caseoh plays halfsword?

[ebon cliff]

but still if the game sells well

not like its gonna be an online game lol

[hot seal]

brah you came in talking about bugs in your skin i dont know if you have the best humour

[plush thistle]

that wasnt my actual humor

[twin abyss]

wondering if you're one of them

[plush thistle]

i was just pretending to be a russian edgelord at the starrt

ngl

[spark quartz]

thank you for saying exactly what i was thinking lol

[gloomy urchin]

heads or tai|s

[hot seal]

russian 😭

[hot seal]

i speak my truth at all times

[plush thistle]

tsk yeah

[waxen zenith]

Silly what do you think of the new crunchyroll sekiro anime

[untold wraith]

Lotta low levels in chat rn

[hot seal]

speaking of, I really want a cigarette and some jazz rn

[neat tundra]

Guys I think this guy might be a russian spy

[spark quartz]

ngl I dont really care, I dont watch anime

[gloomy urchin]

im not

[twin abyss]

more like if the coin lands on it's side, he's not one of them

[waxen zenith]

Hang this man

[plush thistle]

forgot a box of worms and a fishing pole

classic mistake

[hot seal]

some of the 'plots' seem interesting but the art style is so mid i cant watch it

[plush thistle]

we need to remember the important things in life

[spark quartz]

bro i deadass thought your pfp was a hunter exotic from d1 and d2

[hot seal]

i agree on this one tbh

[hot seal]

😭

[waxen zenith]

Tbh the style looks really good for sekiros theme

[hot seal]

ill google it

[waxen zenith]

Google what

[plush thistle]

gang

[ebon cliff]

I was never much into anime but im still trying to find any more information on the dark souls anime

seems interesting enough

[plush thistle]

what is yalls favorite halfsword bot quote

[hot seal]

yeah it looks watchable

[twin abyss]

HALFSWORD ANIME

[plush thistle]

mine is "MY GLODSPURNS!

[untold wraith]

You got bagpipe practice in the morning bud go to bed.

[gloomy urchin]

im sorry how the fuck are thry going to convert game to anime

[waxen zenith]

This'll be the first fromsoft watchable media iirc

[hot seal]

probably follow the main storyline of the game as the main plot?

[waxen zenith]

Ts looks beautiful twin

[gloomy urchin]

is it going to be clashing for 18 minutes

[ebon cliff]

yeah probably

[waxen zenith]

It'll be kinda like the Manga probably

[plush thistle]

okay listen im not a stereotypical scottish person

[ebon cliff]

elden ring movie will come out 2027 estimate

[waxen zenith]

They have stuff to work with man

[gloomy urchin]

theres manga???

[ebon cliff]

and the darksouls anime has no eta

[gloomy urchin]

dark souls and elden ring???

fuck no

[waxen zenith]

Yes, following the infested man at the sculptors shrine, the undying guy

[plush thistle]

alright ignore this i guess

[spark quartz]

unpopular opinion but I hate when video game adaptations that are made into shows are just the normal story mode from the video game. Like bro, use the universe but tell a unique tale

[waxen zenith]

Sekiro is a side character most if the time, he gets his ass beat alot lmao

[ebon cliff]

"and I goodness, Grant me leave to live!"

[gloomy urchin]

js parrt

parry

[waxen zenith]

God forbid a company following a plot every fan loves

[untold wraith]

The man who said that is in chat right now

[plush thistle]

"let hand not be heavy upon me!" is a banger too ngl

[ebon cliff]

yeah ive talked to him alot lol

hes a pretty chill dude

[untold wraith]

Its me

Thanks

[twin abyss]

Silly mod has a point though, a great way to expand a universe is by offering a new, unique plot to the world

[waxen zenith]

I see no problem with them keeping straight with the in-game story, ofcourse they will take creative liberty for storytelling purposes but I feel like it would do great in anime adaptation

[spark quartz]

exactly thank you for agreeing with me

[gloomy urchin]

shouldve do dishonored anime

[waxen zenith]

I will not be ragebaited

[untold wraith]

Anime fans when the anime isn't anime enough 😠

[waxen zenith]

Read the comics

[gloomy urchin]

no i want anime

sekiro was ass compared to dishonored

[plush thistle]

anime fans when the girls dont have an octave -48 voice

[waxen zenith]

Game hasn't been touched since like 2016... let it go 😔

[untold wraith]

sekiro was great

[gloomy urchin]

dishonored was greater

[untold wraith]

Nope

[gloomy urchin]

way greater

yuhuh

[waxen zenith]

Incomparable games tbh

[untold wraith]

It just wasn't

[gloomy urchin]

yes it was

[fair kiln]

I read this in Willie's voice lol

[spark quartz]

I just think at that point why even watch the show, just play the game. The Last Of Us is a good example, there's a solid twenty years between the video games introduction and when it really starts, they could have had legit seasons worth of content there.

[untold wraith]

Dishonored sucked

[waxen zenith]

Okami would whoop corvos ass though

[untold wraith]

Story made no sense

[gloomy urchin]

universe is way bjgger

[waxen zenith]

Lies

[gloomy urchin]

time stop

rats

[untold wraith]

The characters were boring

[gloomy urchin]

repeat

[twin abyss]

Im a big WH40K fan, and my least favorite thing is when I see a trailer for a new 40K game that looks awesome and seems to have a great plot THEN ITS A FUCKING STRATEGY TOP DOWN GAME

[ebon cliff]

miyazaki is a good director for the things hes made, darksouls series were really good, and same with sekiro

[gloomy urchin]

so literally every gacha game evwr

[ebon cliff]

also space marine 3 is greenlit

[waxen zenith]

How would you kill an unkillable trained Shinobi hellbent on murdering you, without the mortal blade(s)

[twin abyss]

less go

[plush thistle]

okay question

[gloomy urchin]

cut off head

[plush thistle]

what is yalls opinion on the ai fruits eating itself

i think its kinda peak

[ebon cliff]

but yeah literally every 40k game is top down strategy

[untold wraith]

Fridge

[ebon cliff]

we need a 40k game in company of heroes style

[waxen zenith]

Opens the doors for more people and or fans to get well acquainted once more with an already left alone franchise

[ebon cliff]

guardsmen and shit

[gloomy urchin]

immortal mfs when i cut their head off

[twin abyss]

that's Darktide

[waxen zenith]

Not everyone can spend 60 usd guys, and maybe I wanna watch a recap of the story with more detail in anime form

[ebon cliff]

not really

[spark quartz]

so new people get to watch the two seasons that cover a majority of the first and second game while fans who already know what happens in both games get to see a worse rendition with actors instead of playing it themselves? Make it make sense.

[waxen zenith]

We've lost the plot silly

[gloomy urchin]

cyberpunk anime cooked so ur point is more valid

[waxen zenith]

This isn't about tlou

[ebon cliff]

Fr

[twin abyss]

I want a 1st person game as a space marine. SpaceHulk: Deathwing did that but the gameplay was so boring

[untold wraith]

Cooked up a nothing burger

[waxen zenith]

Reported

[gloomy urchin]

screw you

[twin abyss]

I loved the weapons and how it looked though

dead game though

[ebon cliff]

honestly yeah, deathwing was being a terminator though

[twin abyss]

walking simulator

[ebon cliff]

i feel like the closest we've gotten so far is space marine 1 or space marine 2

[waxen zenith]

All games are a typing simulator

[ebon cliff]

darktide and vermintide were really good

[untold wraith]

Qwop

[spark quartz]

darktide is so peak

[ebon cliff]

fr

[twin abyss]

no, deathwing was a game where you'd have to walk 2000 meters just to get to A-B

[ebon cliff]

vermintide doesnt get enough love though

[twin abyss]

terrible stamina

[neat tundra]

Call of duty is a typing point and click adventure game

[ebon cliff]

avg terminator experience

[waxen zenith]

Everything is bro what's your point

[untold wraith]

Can't wait for Black ops 7

[spark quartz]

I think Vermintide 1 and 2 just came out before Warhammer really became super popular like it is now, not to say it wasn't before but its probably reached it's highest in the last year or two

[plush thistle]

🇹 🇭 🇮 🇸 🇮 🇸 🇵 🇪 🇦 🇰

[spark quartz]

Also Warhammer fantasy gets overlooked most of the time lol

[ebon cliff]

vermin tide was age of sigmar wasnt it?

[untold wraith]

The game?

Hell yeah

[waxen zenith]

Can't wait to pay 70 dollars for the same game with different in-game purchases for the 50th time!

[twin abyss]

my problems with Space Marine 2 is the lack of maps and weapons.

very good game though

[ebon cliff]

story was peak

gameplay is really fun too

[spark quartz]

Yeah but its like a separate universe from 40k so its less popular in general

[untold wraith]

OG zombie maps? 20 bucks per map? LETS GO

[ebon cliff]

yeah I figured

[twin abyss]

if Titus meets Guilliman

[plush thistle]

if you spell applesauce with a b you can call it bapplesauce

[ebon cliff]

guilliman is gonna rip his face off and hes gonna be leandros

[waxen zenith]

Reused assets?? Because they're from an older better game we made!? We can use them again and charge our fans 30 bucks a pop yipee!!

[ebon cliff]

'Your performance is adequate but the taint of heresy still lingers'

[plush thistle]

bro what

[untold wraith]

random rick and Morty colab

[plush thistle]

what gain is there in blood spilled 🔥🔥

[twin abyss]

Titus will personally save the emporer and exterminate every single Chaos in existance and Leandros still will be yapping

[pearl coral]

get with the times

[ebon cliff]

Every game has reused assets but cod somehow makes entire games of only reused assets

[ebon cliff]

fr

idk how the call of duty community is still clinging onto the games

[plush thistle]

thank you twin 💖

[spark quartz]

MW2019 was the last cod with a genuine work ethic put into it

[waxen zenith]

Arguable on the first point

[untold wraith]

No

[neat tundra]

This is a classic

[ebon cliff]

hopefully battlefield gives cod a wake up call with bf6

[waxen zenith]

It will don't worry

[twin abyss]

Secure boot is a bitch though

[spark quartz]

ehhh, maybe... the issue is all the streamers want bf6 to be cod lol. I dont think EA will listen to them but the issue is that it won't be as popular

I mean bf has never been as popular as cod

[ebon cliff]

dont worry. EA has always had issues with not listening to players

im just glad it might come to use this time

[twin abyss]

Secure Boot sometimes kills your os and is actual spyware

[spark quartz]

lmao so true actually

[untold wraith]

Tiktok watermark 💔🥀

[twin abyss]

Peoples computers brick up with secure boot sometimes

[plush thistle]

apple on top

[ebon cliff]

battlefield 6 was definitely a brick up for me.

[untold wraith]

New pvz is releasing under EA

[plush thistle]

aight imma sleep

gn

[ebon cliff]

sweet dreams

[twin abyss]

Ik I've forgotten to take my meds, but during Gamescom I was hoping for Titanfall 3

[untold wraith]

Hope you do good on your bagpipe quiz

[twin abyss]

if that day comes

[plush thistle]

hope you do good being

uhh

uhm

a loser

[untold wraith]

Doin ya mom

[ebon cliff]

yeah we can dream

[twin abyss]

I imagine how i'd feel if they announced Titanfall 3

[gloomy urchin]

you think paws as gloves would go hard

[ebon cliff]

If EA really cared about money they'd release titanfall 3 for 70 bucks and a good story

id buy it twice

[untold wraith]

They're too busy Milking Apex Legends

[ebon cliff]

its dying out so it'll probably run dry soon

[untold wraith]

You and paws gormp

[gloomy urchin]

they sound cute and silly

[gloomy urchin]

are fingerless gloves socially accepted for men

[twin abyss]

I remember on the Titanfall reddit in 2019, people were posting about a leak where they found a Battle Royale map, and people were like: "If Titanfall 3 has a battle royale mode that will be truly sad" turns out the battle royale mode is the only mode

[untold wraith]

Arthur Morgan has option for em

[gloomy urchin]

thats rdr2

[twin abyss]

depends on the fit

[neat tundra]

Zombie asmr

[gloomy urchin]

are they in real life

[untold wraith]

Indeed it is

[gloomy urchin]

fym depends

there are conditions??

[untold wraith]

Well I don't know. Depends on what situation you're wearing them in

[twin abyss]

if theyre wearing shorts and a t-shirt god no

[untold wraith]

If you're like at school, I'd go with the heavy no

But that goes across for everyone

[gloomy urchin]

hoodie and pants.

[twin abyss]

no, I'd wear fingerless gloves if I had a suit, or a vest, but also depends. Color and Style theory matter

[gloomy urchin]

fuck that

[twin abyss]

I go backpacking, and I use fingerless gloves

they look nice with what I wear

[ebon cliff]

Good way to protect your palms and also more finger mobility

[gloomy urchin]

men got suits female got cooler clothes choices

only choice left is armor

knight armor

[untold wraith]

Back bling?

[ebon cliff]

Gotta bring back medieval style

[gloomy urchin]

wear warlord armor all day

fuck they gonna do hit me?

[ebon cliff]

So dapper

[gloomy urchin]

they cant taze me

[untold wraith]

Chat feels normal again after the low levels left

[twin abyss]

Most men look better even if they just tuck in their shirt and wear a belt

I got a pair of suspenders and they look awesome

[ebon cliff]

Literally all we have to do is dress proper

[gloomy urchin]

i want to wear a hoodie on daily basis

but noo we need suits

[ebon cliff]

How about this

[untold wraith]

I wear the dale fit

[ebon cliff]

https://knightweave.com/cdn/shop/files/Green-Front.jpg?v=1744942617

[twin abyss]

a tucked-in button shirt, and a belt look nice on literally everyone no matter of sex

[gloomy urchin]

yes

literally told you cloaks go hard

[untold wraith]

Dale no matter the situation always had such a hard fit on

(from twd)

[ebon cliff]

Your right about that

Apocalypse or not he had the fit

[untold wraith]

Applesauce or apple juice

[pearl coral]

not unless you’re in a sporting or hiking situation

[gloomy urchin]

who the fuck calls it sause

[gloomy urchin]

mf

[pearl coral]

day to day it’s a no go

[twin abyss]

I recommend everyone get atleast 1 pair of suspenders, they are better than belts in many wats

[pearl coral]

airpod shotty

[untold wraith]

You because I didn't say that

[ebon cliff]

Yeah some people don’t fit suspenders Tbf

Sometimes a leather belt is fine

[gloomy urchin]

u said applesause

[twin abyss]

suspenders are adjustable

most adults have 1 size

[untold wraith]

Go back up and reread it

[pearl coral]

i wear a belt with an additional rubber belt underneath to keep my shirt tucked

[untold wraith]

It's unedited

[ebon cliff]

That much I know, but still I mean like fashion wise

[twin abyss]

you can find bigger ones aswell

[unreal bay]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-gif-394218174908076546

[gloomy urchin]

i dont understand

[ebon cliff]

I myself have a pair of suspenders

[pearl coral]

i think i’d get bullied if i wore suspenders

[gloomy urchin]

applesause or apple juice

[pearl coral]

would probably be good for winter though when i’m wearing a jacket

i love the winter

[ebon cliff]

Depends how you wear them Tbf

[pearl coral]

i need me a new jacket

[ebon cliff]

Buy a cloak lol

And a nice chaperon

[twin abyss]

Yeah, don't wear suspenders if youre in high school

[pearl coral]

how do you mean

[twin abyss]

when you get older they look better

[untold wraith]

Do these two align to you?

[pearl coral]

i plan on making one at some point with a club hoodie’s hood

[ebon cliff]

Yeah suspenders look better with age

[gloomy urchin]

i genuinely dont understand

[untold wraith]

You're probably British

[pearl coral]

they seem very convenient and it would be nice to have but only under a jacket i think

[untold wraith]

That's why you don't understand

[pearl coral]

i dislike belts but wear them still

[twin abyss]

I sometimes look like a factory boy or a newspaper boy on account im also ginger

[ebon cliff]

Chaperons are very diverse and adjustable

You can wear them like a hood, a head wrap or a hat

[twin abyss]

especially if i wear my newsboy cap

[pearl coral]

i know

[untold wraith]

You know what they say about gingers right?

[twin abyss]

fit still goes hard imo

[twin abyss]

no soul?

[gloomy urchin]

no im siberian

[twin abyss]

witch?

demons?

[gloomy urchin]

what does that mean

[untold wraith]

Ginjis

[gloomy urchin]

explain

[twin abyss]

who are you asking to explain

[gloomy urchin]

misinfo

[ebon cliff]

It’s not mis info if it’s an assumption

[untold wraith]

Gormp respectfully, you might be stupid

I appreciate you

But

Look closely

[untold wraith]

And you'll understand where I'm coming from

[pearl coral]

what could this mean

[gloomy urchin]

please explain

[untold wraith]

Maybe not today or tomorrow

But one day you will understand

[gloomy urchin]

i wont

[untold wraith]

As soon as that time comes let me know

[gloomy urchin]

this goes harder

[untold wraith]

Applesauce applesause

[pearl coral]

harder on the eyes maybe

[ebon cliff]

Nah shiny armor is a sign of royalty

[gloomy urchin]

is it practical besides shoulder pads

[ebon cliff]

If you could afford shiny nice looking armor back then you could afford a used car these days

[pearl coral]

pretty much everyone with armor would have had it and wanted it shiny

people took good care of their armaments

[ebon cliff]

Ofc

But it was still expensive

[gloomy urchin]

pls

[ebon cliff]

Nonetheless

[pearl coral]

the shoulder pads are also not really that practical

[twin abyss]

Historically accurate medieval armor is so much cooler

[gloomy urchin]

shouldve said other than

[pearl coral]

not super expensive, at least not as much as people made it out to be

[gloomy urchin]

i know shoulder pads are shit is everything but them practical

[pearl coral]

if you were a freeman you would have had probably around half a harness

[ebon cliff]

Sort of

[twin abyss]

"I like someone who dresses old school"

[pearl coral]

no

[gloomy urchin]

why

[ebon cliff]

Nothing about it is practical

[pearl coral]

anyone living in a city really, or anyone with land, anyone with a trade

it is a very good match for a car imo in terms of investment and range

[gloomy urchin]

is light armor

for a skeleton

[ebon cliff]

I mean fair enough but are we talking about human with skin wearing it

Or a skeleton wearing it

[twin abyss]

it is so decorative, wearing it could damage it. Terrible for battle. So many spikes on the head and armor for a weapon to latch onto and use leverage

[pearl coral]

his weak elbows are entirely uncovered

[twin abyss]

not protective enough for how much it would cost

[ebon cliff]

Exactly

[gloomy urchin]

human can fight with full armor skeleton is too weak prolly

[ebon cliff]

No joint protection

[pearl coral]

also all the jagged decor on the arms is just kind of inviting weapons to get caught in your arm

[gloomy urchin]

how would u hit em tho

[pearl coral]

sword

[ebon cliff]

No neck protection and anyone with a sword would be able to pin you down and stab every gap of your armor

[pearl coral]

elbows are a medium-easy target in fencing

[gloomy urchin]

ok i trust u

[pearl coral]

also a very common grappling point

very bad for this dashing skeleton

[twin abyss]

when someone uses a weapon, parts of their elbows are shown

how do you hold a sword

your elbow sticks out

[pearl coral]

ideally your elbows shouldn’t be flared out

[twin abyss]

yes, but a trained martial artist could hit the elbows pretty easily

[gloomy urchin]

what if fencing guy spawned in a dark souls world

[twin abyss]

i dont think a skeleton has the best reaction time

[twin abyss]

it doesn't protect much in the chest and stomach area

thats where all of your goodies are

vital organs

[pearl coral]

elbows very close to body and close to the ribs, they’re easy to defend from the inside but not as much from the outside

[gloomy urchin]

if all fantasy armor and weaponry is not practical does that mean that professional hema enjoyer can easily beat any warlord

[twin abyss]

depends if the warlord had magic

[pearl coral]

i mean if they’re a zany supernatural undead then i don’t think i could beat them

[gloomy urchin]

in a sword fight

[twin abyss]

whats the physical appearance of the warlord?

[ebon cliff]

Dark souls knight armor is pretty accurate

[pearl coral]

very accurate id say, except for really only the knees

everything else is solid

[ebon cliff]

Yeah the knees need work

[gloomy urchin]

i dunno take a random humanoid guy from dark souls

[lucid atlas]

They have to stop with the fuckass asymmetrical leather pauldrons bro

so horrible looking

[gloomy urchin]

could the fact that people in fantasy have superior powers than avverage real life human excuse inaccuracies in armor and weapons

[ebon cliff]

Yeah I do agree

It looks fuck ass some times

One more armor set though

[pearl coral]

i mean no

you’re still working with the same weak points

[twin abyss]

but why not have protective armor if you can?

[ebon cliff]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/darksouls/images/d/da/Lothric_Knight_Set.png/revision/latest?cb=20220123232955

[lucid atlas]

Yeah this ones good

[ebon cliff]

My personal favorite from the souls series just because of its accuracy

[twin abyss]

No matter how good I am at fighting, i'd rather have a good helmet than a bad one

[gloomy urchin]

i mean are you
some guys can throw ur body around with no effort

[ebon cliff]

Doesn’t matter lol

One knife to the neck is gonna suck

[gloomy urchin]

some guys dodge faster thsn you can see

[ebon cliff]

Swarm them with a 5 peasants

[ebon cliff]

4 pin them down

[twin abyss]

but if they do get hit, it would be better to have armor than not

[ebon cliff]

And the other pokes them

[gloomy urchin]

yuh but heavy armor slows them down

[ebon cliff]

Armor wasn’t that heavy lol

[gloomy urchin]

if strong guy hits enndurance guy endurance guy will die

[ebon cliff]

Realistically it weighed 40-60 pounds

BUT

[pearl coral]

impractical fantasy armor is more heavily constructed compared to real life armor

[ebon cliff]

Weight distribution

[gloomy urchin]

less flexibility then?

[pearl coral]

if it were more accurate it would be less cumbersome

[ebon cliff]

No

Knight armor was very flexible

[pearl coral]

only with crossing your legs and doing the splits lmao

[ebon cliff]

Yeah pretty much

[neat tundra]

it didnt slow you down much, it made you get tired faster.
you use more strength and energy to account for the increased weight to move at the same speed.

[pearl coral]

crossing your arms also suffers usually but even my breastplate doesn’t hinder that

[gloomy urchin]

can u do a backflip in knight armor

[twin abyss]

it depends on the fighting of the person, if they need movement, they can use less heavy armor. Amor is a balance of Protection, Range of Movement, and Vision. That skeleton armor looks rather heavy but didn't have enough protection to justify.

[ebon cliff]

Why does that matter

[violet garden]

I could

[gloomy urchin]

cuz itbsounds funny

[pearl coral]

me

[gloomy urchin]

thats a weird hat

[ebon cliff]

How do you turn your neck

[twin abyss]

is that helmet accurate for the rest of the armor?

[ebon cliff]

Without looking up

Helmet looks very eh

[twin abyss]

the body armor looks later than the helmet

[pearl coral]

you don’t really, i mean you could a little

[pearl coral]

yes

[twin abyss]

thats a sugarloaf right?

[ebon cliff]

Helmet is very decorative though

[pearl coral]

it’s like a 1415 harness, greathelms were used for jousting well into the first quarter of the 15th century

[violet garden]

My guy isn’t trashcanheadmaxxing what a loser

[pearl coral]

this is attributed to henry V and it is SAID that he wore it to agincourt but im iffy on that

definitely ~1415 tho

[gloomy urchin]

how would u fight a guy that can crush ur bones with bare fists armor or not

[ebon cliff]

So it’s a decorative helmet or was it mass produced

[ebon cliff]

Long sword

Billhook

[twin abyss]

I guess so, it feels a bit out of place imo. But I guess im just used to Sugarloafs and greathelms in the crusade era

[ebon cliff]

Greatsword

Zweigander

[gloomy urchin]

wouldnt he just break it

[ebon cliff]

Zweigander*

[pearl coral]

you wore it on your head in a fight

[pearl coral]

greathelms had impressive longevity

[ebon cliff]

Yeah obviously

It does feel a little out of place though lol

[pearl coral]

they existed in various forms from the late 1100s to the early 15th century, its bananas

[pearl coral]

how

[ebon cliff]

Just looks a little misfit to the armor

[pearl coral]

there are plenty of manuscripts of men in full plate with greathelms

[twin abyss]

those decorations were easily breakable practically made of paper and glue so when they were used in war they would come off so someone wouldn't use them as leverage

[ebon cliff]

No I know

[gloomy urchin]

how would u aim it

were greatswords a thing irl again

[ebon cliff]

? It’s a greatsword

Yes they were real

[gloomy urchin]

heavy

[twin abyss]

yes

[violet garden]

Greathelms are kinda hilarious I dig them

[twin abyss]

they were quite manueverable actually

[ebon cliff]

They only weight like 8 lbs

[ebon cliff]

Very light

[gloomy urchin]

whats the differencd between greatsword and zweihander

[pearl coral]

why

[violet garden]

Time for a 3 hour lecture on classification

Are you prepared

[ebon cliff]

Idk maybe it looks like a trashbin compared to the form fitting armor lol

[gloomy urchin]

no

5 words

[pearl coral]

zweihander just means two handed, a greatsword is usually a real big one but afaik wasn’t a period term, in english it would have been “slaugh sword”, in german a schlachtschwert

[violet garden]

It’s too late

[twin abyss]

they are basically the same thing, just different designs

[gloomy urchin]

ok so was it bigger than zwei

[pearl coral]

there weren’t that many form fitting helmets by 1415

[pearl coral]

no

[ebon cliff]

I’m aware it just looks uncanny is all

[gloomy urchin]

bucket with a gap

[ebon cliff]

I’m not saying it’s wrong or completely inaccurate

[violet garden]

Always laughing when I’m reminded what Germans call stuff. Calling a sword a “schwert.” Get real bro.

[pearl coral]

i mean some sources say “zweihander schlachtschwert”, you could argue that a greatsword is just a longsword but bigger but yknow

[ebon cliff]

Sadly yeah it looks like that

[twin abyss]

people didn't classify armor and weapons like we do now. kite shields, and square shields were both just shields

[pearl coral]

okay but they definitely weren’t different designs lol

zweihander just means two handed, greatsword just means bigger than usual sword

[gloomy urchin]

ok so its zwei without that thing on blade

[pearl coral]

neither of them have to have that thing on the blade

a zweihander is JUST a two handed sword

[gloomy urchin]

ok

[twin abyss]

sorry, when I thought of zweihander I thought of a flamberge

[pearl coral]

a schlachtschwert is a two handed sword that is SPECIFICALLY for battle and improper for civilian contexts, so like primary rather than sidearm type stuff

something you can’t sheathe

[ebon cliff]

Zweihanders usually were used to intimidate or guard right?

Or decorative

Usually weren’t used for full on warfare

[gloomy urchin]

man i need some fantasy fight that i could ask question about because all i try to imagine end up being a loss for my argument

[pearl coral]

now do you mean a two handed sword in general or a schlachtschwert

[gloomy urchin]

great = 1 on 1 zwei = area

[ebon cliff]

God I hate the people who named these things

[pearl coral]

two handed swords were used extensively in warfare and dueling contexts as your primary that isn’t your polearm

[twin abyss]

greatswords were often used in fencing-like matches and warfare

[pearl coral]

no bro

[pearl coral]

no bro

yes kinda bro

[twin abyss]

yes

[ebon cliff]

This is getting rlly confusing lol

[gloomy urchin]

why did they use swords in knight armor

[twin abyss]

i remember learning about techniques with 2 handed swords

[violet garden]

To stab people and to otherwise hit people

[twin abyss]

many people would often fight armorless

[pearl coral]

greatsword / slaugh sword / schlachtschwert - ONLY warfare

zweihander or longsword or two handed sword in general - duel or war

[violet garden]

And to cut your nails maybe

[ebon cliff]

Look up mordschlag

[gloomy urchin]

wouldnt blunt with stabby things be better

[pearl coral]

dawg i am a two handed sword fencer

[violet garden]

I love copout answers… it depends

[pearl coral]

because there are still gaps and weak points that can be exploited and blunt weaponry is clumsy and easy to counter with armor alone

[pearl coral]

besides there are enough people without full armor that you can chop up practically

[gloomy urchin]

ok so isnt that just turning sword into blunt

[ebon cliff]

Sort of

[pearl coral]

this was not the only use for a sword in armor, this was a rare thing for dueling and not a common practice in warfare

[craggy pilot]

Buh

[gloomy urchin]

can we compare blunts to half sword ones

[ebon cliff]

I’m not gonna argue with the fencer but still it brings up a point that most weapons can be used as blunt weapons if done properly

[pearl coral]

no, enemies don’t fight like real people

[gloomy urchin]

what about damage they do

half sword blunts hit like crazy and knock out anyone with a head hit

[pearl coral]

it’s realistic, it’s just not realistic how easy your enemy is fooled by them

[gloomy urchin]

it is??

[pearl coral]

you could knock someone out with a full swing of a mace in real life but chances are he’s going to step back or forward if he sees you trying to swing a mace and then it is entirely null

[gloomy urchin]

reminds me of that argument we had a while back

[twin abyss]

yes, i don't want to sound annoying or act like i know more because i honestly don't. But from what I learned Zweihanders are just a type of 2 handed swords same with Greatsword. And also people have dueled with any type of weapon. to say greatwords were used in dueling, and Zweihanders aren't doesn't make sense to me

I would like to know why theyre different incase im wrong though

[violet garden]

The real reason people might’ve used swords over polearms even in armored combat that these so-called “historians” and “experts” don’t want you to know is that swords are uhh fuckin rad hell yes

[gloomy urchin]

doesnt helmet negate most of kinetic energy

[astral ether]

I tasted ambrosia (beer with very little hops) and in my hubris (already being 2 hard seltzers deep) flew too close to the sun (drank too quickly and frew up shortly after)

My fault for having a bmi of 20

[ebon cliff]

Sort of, but it’s still gonna suck if you get hit in the head with one on

It could cave the helmet in if the hit a certain part

Most armor had thinned down parts where it’s uncommon to get hit

[gloomy urchin]

i mean if a wear a bucket and a rock hits me i wont feel jt

bad analogy amiright

[ebon cliff]

Yeah but what if that rock was getting thrown at you at 50 mph

Gonna hurt a lot

[violet garden]

Helmets do good at deflecting blows and redistributing force and shit, but if you just sit still and take a hit dead-on it’ll hurt

[ebon cliff]

And kill you

[twin abyss]

@pearl coral from what i learned was that Zweihanders and many 2 handed swords were used by the Landsknechte, who commonly fought without armor

or not much

[gloomy urchin]

it would push me back and i would fall

idk if i would feel it tho

[violet garden]

You would probably not be alive methinks

[ebon cliff]

Yeah no, that tiny rock will pretty much cave your helmet and your head in if it goes fast enough

[gloomy urchin]

yeah besides pushing through helmet

[violet garden]

Rocks hitting you fast and hard are incredibly dangerous

Slings!

[twin abyss]

The force of a blunt weapon can be transferred through the armor, causing injury to the wearer even if the armor itself isn't penetrated.

[ebon cliff]

Okay so imagine you have a crossbow, you give it a sharpened tip, this is a war crossbow so let’s say it is like 70-90 lbs drawback, not unheard of but still common

Fire that at a knight walking around minding his business

He will become a statistic

[gloomy urchin]

i can tell it will puncture me throguh and still go

i figured bows are ectremely strong

[ebon cliff]

But apparently I was wrong with the drawback

[twin abyss]

A reason why they were one of the first warcrimes in history

[violet garden]

Afaik the effectiveness of bows on good armor is kinda overstated

[twin abyss]

crossbows

[ebon cliff]

Some war crossbows could go up to 600 lbs drawback

[gloomy urchin]

damn

[pearl coral]

my main point was that zweihander is just a two handed sword like a longsword, a schlachtschwert is usually what you see callled a “zweihander” and was so large that you could not sheathe it so it was only useful for warfare

[ebon cliff]

So I was apparently being super generous

[violet garden]

It’s hard to hit somewhere that won’t deflect, and armor is very very good at deflecting

[ebon cliff]

I mean if it’s right at your head

If it hits it won’t be fun

Even if it deflects

[pearl coral]

not enough to prevent you from dying, but:

"Though even though we strike him with a club or axe... this inflicts little to no harm... for against similar we can never apply great blows... which he who is entirely in white armor cares nothing for"

-Pietro Monte

[ebon cliff]

Plus most warbows were made to punch through armor

[pearl coral]

through maille and stuff, it’s unlikely they would punch right through armor unless it hits a part of the breaths or an outer edge which is thinner

plate i mean

[gloomy urchin]

ok so blunt which was made to counter armor doesnt actually work against armor??

[pearl coral]

it was not made to counter armor man

it was made because it’s pretty easy to produce and easy to use when you’re tired

it’s your last last last resort besides your dagger

[gloomy urchin]

i heard something among these lines

[ebon cliff]

I mean if anyone got hit in the head with a mace, armor or not it will hurt

[violet garden]

Misinformation

[pearl coral]

yes but it’s unlikely you’d get hit hard enough for that to happen unless they’re like behind you or you’re tied down

[violet garden]

Sharp and blunt work against armor if you do it right, both also work against no armor if you do uh anything

[violet garden]

That is true

[gloomy urchin]

ok are swords knocking out willie if u hit helmet realistic

[violet garden]

Getting hit in the head is typically undesirable I think

[pearl coral]

if you hit him a bunch yeah

[gloomy urchin]

arnet swords light though

how does that work

[pearl coral]

tis, but it’s also telegraphsble

[ebon cliff]

Plus if we go a step up with a siege crossbow

Which had a drawback max of 1500 lbs

If you get hit with that which you won’t you’d just die

No point to be made there lol

[pearl coral]

if you step into a mace strike or back from a mace strike it doesn’t do anything, it’s got to be at a perfect range to kill you

[violet garden]

A lot of weapons are lighter than you’d think. It’s more about leverage and being a force multiplier and all that

[pearl coral]

where are you getting these numbers and terms from might i ask

[gloomy urchin]

what the hell is force multiplier

[violet garden]

Was talking about getting sniped in the head by some lucky crossbowman but yeah

[pearl coral]

oh yeah

[ebon cliff]

Look up the avg draw back weight of a siege cross bow most sources will say that a max draw back for some of the heaviest crossbows that could be brought to siege have draw weights up to 1500 or higher

Though that might be a couple hundred lbs generous

Or overestimated give or take

[violet garden]

If you hold a big stick at the far end so only a little bit of it sticks out of your hand and hit someone with that end it’s not gonna do much. If you hold it at the base and hit someone with the opposite end that is very far from you, the amount of force your hitting them with is greatly increased. A long stick is a force multiplier, basically. The lower you choke down on a weapon’s haft, the stronger you’ll hit but the harder it will be to hit

[pearl coral]

this is a good place to look http://myarmoury.com/talk/viewtopic.36142.html

this is all that showed up that i recognized

[violet garden]

My crystal ball

[pearl coral]

Bro is the isack new ton of polearms

[gloomy urchin]

its a sword though, im pretty sure force is more balanced on it?

[pearl coral]

swords act like levers

they can put out a lot of force just by that alone

it’s a very biomechanically sound weapon

[gloomy urchin]

wouldnt direct axe hit just knock you out instantly

[ebon cliff]

I’d say I was close with the range of my numbers

[pearl coral]

but as i said earlier it’s hard to unexpectedly hit someone with an axe lol

[violet garden]

Listening to 10 hour brown noise, 4 zyns in, 30 minutes of sleep in the past week, fresh off my mud cleanse diet, drinking only slurm (worm paste)

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/565872046312259594/1401477965505757248/Screenshot_2025-08-01_033638.png?ex=68a62c51&is=68a4dad1&hm=27c4f6ac84dbc8c2297ee3e59a662c5eb70f4ef5f3e82eda1b758f3a67a47af5&

[gloomy urchin]

but would it

[ebon cliff]

Though a war crossbow and siege crossbows were drastically different weights

[pearl coral]

yes but that doesn’t matter

[gloomy urchin]

hmm

[pearl coral]

if i managed to drop a piano on your head it would kill you but that doesn’t make it a more viable weapon of war than a sword because it would kill you quicker

[gloomy urchin]

i was more of a force comparison

[ebon cliff]

Both of you are on hills you refuse to die on lol

[pearl coral]

idk what hill he’s trying to claim

[violet garden]

I FUCKING LOVE ARGUING ON THE INTERNET!!!

[ebon cliff]

Don’t we all

[violet garden]

Thanks Galaxy you always fail to bring great things to the table at the Half Sword Discord general chat

[unreal bay]

you are most welcommmme

[pearl coral]

if an axe hits you on the helmet at full force you will be very hurt

if a sword hits you at full force on the helmet you will be less very hurt

the drawback is that the axe’s balance is entirely on one side and is unwieldy if your opponent has depth perception and tempo

[violet garden]

Among other things

Swords have more aura

Axes have less aura

[ebon cliff]

This conversation has gone like nowhere though

[ebon cliff]

What about a great axe?

[solid cloak]

ruggabaahhhhghahhhh

[gloomy urchin]

https://youtube.com/shorts/821qP3HHT7s when i see these 2 fight i really cant imagine that these weapons hurt that hard in armor

[violet garden]

More of a conversation about educating and curiosity and shit methinks

[gloomy urchin]

like every time i check the channel out i question if weapons are that lethal

[solid cloak]

i heard they used some kind of less LETHAL material for the heads of the weapons

[pearl coral]

those weapons are made of hard rubber

in fact i have one just like it in the corner of my room

[gloomy urchin]

does that mean theyre more light

[pearl coral]

they’re also choking up on the weapon and reducing the force that a single strike deals out

[gloomy urchin]

or som

[violet garden]

I mean he does literally get knocked out in this video so it hurts enough

[solid cloak]

it means they wont cave in someones skull

[pearl coral]

i mean kind of

[ebon cliff]

I mean to be fair, pretty rough to duel with solid steel lol

[pearl coral]

they definitely will but not as easy

[violet garden]

A sword is cooler still

[ebon cliff]

Especially if it’s not going to be lethal

[gloomy urchin]

wdym by choking up

[pearl coral]

sometimes even a sword hit in hema is cause for concern a pollax definitely lol

[violet garden]

They did it in a recent vid lol

Dequitem loses his mind more and more with each passing video

[ebon cliff]

Yeah that’s fair

[pearl coral]

their hands are more “balanced” on the weapon

[ebon cliff]

Did you see the most recent one where it was a samurai vs Viking

[violet garden]

Moving your hand up the haft basically

[ebon cliff]

His helmet literally flew off and they kept dueling

[pearl coral]

they’re not letting it gain a crap ton of acceleration by holding it like a baseball bat

[violet garden]

Yes lmao

[raven ore]

dequitum should do a unchoreographed pike and shot duel

[violet garden]

Absolutely nuts

Love those guys

[gloomy urchin]

how would one hold it

[drowsy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240195284695646209/1367067373151981669/vcollide_wireframe-ezgif.com-optimize.gif

[solid cloak]

dequitem should do a uncoreographed

[drowsy finch]

dequitem should do a no armored sharp fight

[violet garden]

Dequitem should do an unchoreographed dance battle

[raven ore]

dequitum should idk....

[pearl coral]

here’s my pollax from the same manufacturer as dequitem’s

[pearl coral]

however you want

[violet garden]

The his guy is on a higher plane than us mortals rn

[solid cloak]

the his guy

[ebon cliff]

Smough ass armor

[pearl coral]

type shit that one british guy here said he partook in

[gloomy urchin]

what about https://youtube.com/shorts/9ieaNdRqzco is it the same issue

[violet garden]

Thanks for keeping it real Oaf

[gloomy urchin]

thats grounds for permanent timeout

[solid cloak]

keep real

[violet garden]

Lmao what I never saw this

[drowsy finch]

I miss god's most pretentious european :(

[ebon cliff]

Someone actually said that lol?

[solid cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-lunarneko-obtain-reality-get-fake-meme-gif-26086765

[pearl coral]

it’s the angle

[ebon cliff]

If he lived in London though it makes sense

[ebon cliff]

Still lol

[pearl coral]

he made fun of me for wearing safety gear in hema

[ebon cliff]

Armor is pretty sick though