#general-catfish-π±π
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Sheeps eats bugs!
Eugh π¦
a bug
a caterpillar
Just kill the bad guys!!
Or just knockβm over
they literally just hit me once and i cant do nun
Gotsta hit them first!
Have you tried hitting them before they hit you? Or at the very least, hitting them harder than they hit you?
i literally just killed a guy
his sword bounced off the ground
into my leg
and i died
Dont walk on swords 
Shout out to all the weapons that ruined my clips when I step on them 
90% of the armor i see goes away
so it turns out literally all medieval content on the gmod workshop is abysmal fantasy inspired dogshit.
smh
.
Why are youtube comments so fucking BRAINDEAD
</3
half of them is AI
βBro said half of them is AI πβ
Thats what all of them are like
LIKE DAEG I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
IT WAS IN THE VIDEO

βA need to avoid actual workβ π
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Thats what I should get for repeating the content!!!
playing as the baron was fun for like 5 minutes then got boring
yo
uigyweruhiwefru ih
c
i have nothing to do
peak is being developed as we speak
Can you rip my nipples off
of course
Thx
While we were marching through Georgia!
Hurrah! Hurrah! We bring the jubilee!
Hurrah! Hurrah! The flag that makes you free!
So we sang the chorus from Atlanta to the sea!
While we were marching through Georgia!
mr willie
i dont really understand the name of the game why are all my swords whole?
because whole swords are better than half swords
Willie doesnt like half swords
word
HS gore tech belike
Clankjutsu 
The kid was bullying that clanker as he should
first game down, not excited to play the second cause it's supposed to be ass
the first
ait
I'm going on a marathon
INSANE streamer DESTROYS his fans eardrums LIVE!
i feel like my keyboard is falling apart
real steel will be real soon
hi
wsgwsg
This gif is magnificent
how on EARTH did this happen
Iβll never understand the dynamics of him getting spun like a butterfly knife
someone said do a flip
and he acted accordingly
This isnt trueeβ¦.
@drowsy finch this you in the fields?
it will keel
forged in fire mentioned
omg dude i love FiF
I used to watch it with my dad sometimes lol
i think the final test should be putting the weapons to a test against eachother, first to draw blood wins
there might be legal implications there but I like what you're thinking
eh, im sure a waiver can be signed
Lenny I'm going to visit Scotland one of these days
It's been calling to me
My fyp is full of European content and it makes want to visit Europe so badly
Isn't that the ad
Because I've seen it im pretty sure lmao
possibly but cianalas means like a deep seated sense of longing for your homeland or place of origin
Highkey that's it too
turn off blood
doesnt work
where is the crash occuring
Here is my gay bird (male)
I eat very dignified unlike that savagery
Please tell me why this was necessary to post?
Why do you wanna know?
What kind of hater
What makes him so gay
Any kind
Rainbow on head, and he has another male partner
is the pvp build in development for players at home too or was it just for the gamescon booth?
god I love dune
"yo lets make a movie where a 15yo at some point just has a fuckin galactic jihad against the entire galaxy"
bitch I'm in x3
uh is it just me or is it a bug that u randomly gas out and lose all ur stamina for no reason
are you swinging a lot when it happens
no
its not because i swing its just im not swinging at all and suddenly i lose so much stamina that i fall to the ground
you got a clip?
Hello
@dry shale
Ready or not in a nutshell
iβm so tired of being too burnt out to do anything i enjoy
do coke
i kinda fw the instrumental
They have to KILL the worms to save the planet from the endless drought since the worms are DRINKING all the WATER !!!!!
speak english
Technology Services Game Project Management Office
Ts game pmo
when add feature to shit when die @unreal bay
are you on weed
you are on weed then
more immersion the better
He is the number 1039 unfunny am edgy guy probs
bro what?
He is the number 1039 unfunny am edgy guy probs
i'd rather not have willie shit when he dies
who me?
bro might turn me into an opp
me uninstalling GHM max payne mode
Nah make a funny joke
Nouuuuu
ok take your meds bro
now im confused
Galaxy, what is your favorite campaign?
these all look mid as hell
I have played l4d2 but never seen these posters π
shit wait its l4d2 i take it back
I was gonna say that your opinion was shit, I was just coming up with a polite way to do it
Oof you called l4d2 MID
fym !!
i take it back i take it back
Hahah
They appear any time you browse through the campaign listss
i havent played l4d2 i didnt recognise them
its l4d2 and 1 tho?
Damnnn
the posters shown
I like how swamp fever and the parish use the beta pallettes for the survivors
i played the shit out of the parish and never noticed wtf
Love the parish :)
It has my favorite finale I think
hi
ayo bombaclats
my dog came over want food and i said me no have chicken and he ran away
This might be the worst thing Iβve seen all year
i fucking hate this
Broooo I shaved my mustache
I want it back
it looks horrible
I look like I sell fucking car insurance now
fml
wish i could grow one lol
Why cant you
can you send it to me
dunno it just hasnt grown in yet
xd
Can you like...not grow anything? How often do you shave a week
And how old are you
im 17 lol
i dont shave
ive got a few long hairs under my chin but thats it
yeah
Man I dont think thats normal
eh ill just give it more time
At 17 I was shaving once a day or every 2 days π
Are you like a late bloomer in general
im 17 and i shave every week
You might just get it later
nah i hit puberty at 11π
How tall are you
Does your dad have a beard
hes dead
oh
did he have one
do you know if he could grow one, and what about your grandads
Huh you might just get it later then
I dont think my dad ever even had a beard
I never saw him with one
Same with my grandad
So it might just be luck
my grandpa could but his was pretty thin
he was old though when he grew it so it couldve been age
me too lemme get the ouija board
Is it weird to ask your dad how often he shaves lol
Bro thats wild
only if he doesn't shave
Holy peak !
@oak olive get on ts music
Over and over Again is also really really good
very groovy
very unique tone
Thank You
man
the neatles
i was just taking out trash
listening to umapyoi densetsu
blue sky with clouds
SU-25 flying by
life is blyatiful
rips off your lil willie
you are welcome
tf
Holdero juwi juwi wi ja ha haπ£οΈπ₯π₯
portuguese?
O Pato
O pato vinha cantando alegremente, quΓ©m, quΓ©m
Quando um marreco sorridente pediu
Pra entrar tambΓ©m no samba, no samba, no samba
O ganso gostou da dupla e fez tambΓ©m quΓ©m, quΓ©m
Olhou pro cisne e disse assim "vem, vem"
Que o quarteto ficarΓ‘ bem, muito bom, muito bem
Na beira da lagoa foram ensaiar
Para comeΓ§ar o tico-tico ...
Na beira da lagoa foram ensaiar π΅
I'm sure this made some old geezer mad
Like moai
Finally theyβre good
I fucking hate youtube search
Plap plap is sure a scary mod.
I didn't really like the HR violation mod
HR?
I was just tryna figure out what Portal: The Flash Version mod was called again π
Human Resources???
Mb, I'm not a native English speaker.
Ah, gotchas
I thought you were just lucky enough to have never had to deal with the pricks
Lmao, that's funny.
rude
YouTube search has feelings you know π
It is deadass the most unfeeling algorithm I've ever seen
why'd he do that
is he stupid?
I dont thubj he like gwater
i mean i like the beatles
theyβve got some bangers about KILLING PEOPLE
@lost palm
just skinned willy alive π
who ever removed my thing mb
Sigmw
i understand admin
skebide ryze
im curious how half sword's ai works
like how does it read player and knows where sword should be
hi im the halfsword ai
so basically what we do is whatever
hopes this cleared up some questions
i will kill you
i think the half sword AI is programmed to kill you
just a theory
the character is still just following an animation at the end of the day.
so just make the AI react based on the animation or blend of animations the character is doing.
the rapid sudden change in behavior whenever you decide to hold alt seems to confirm this idea. at least a little bit.
thats my hypothesis until franky decides he has enough free time to make a behind the scenes video.
your the guy that does the va work for willie?
no this is just a fan account
those who snow
those who glow
those who knowβ¦
Every time i play Baron dificulty the game crashes, anyone knows how to fix it?
is that the real half sword voice actor
!!!
its an issue with the code for blood just turn off blood for the baron fight
ban
what the hell is this brain rot
can we fucking hang this guy at the gallows
is there a release date for the full game?
no
billy flowers
emmet till
merda
pick one
There is nothing ultimate about the "ultimate challenge." The only challenge about it is trying to get a useable weapon. I joined this server JUST to rant that shit.
The cleaver knife is so weak. It should be more powerful than it currently is
and the worst part? If you defeat the first dude and he turns out to be using a shitty weapon, you have to SOMEHOW fight a dude with a long sword with just a cleaver
it's almost 3 AM,
but I really wanna make a taco and grab a dr pepper,
not that hard to fight one
just gotta get in close or wait for them to inevitably fuck up and then you stab em for their shillings
Mostly luck tbh
My starters have either been with those worthless sticks with a short blade on them
so I've had to somehow get close to a swordsman and wait for them to fuck up
Annndd the game crashed. Fuck this, I'm taking a shower and playing Minecraft π
ye it does that sometimes
a game where you MUST crank it crazy style
do you guys think
this server will turn into a read only server
once the full game releases
no
how do i get endpoint of a line if i know its length and angle
relative to horizontal line
tuff
yuh
i lowkey learned more about how geometry works from blender and freecad tutorials than from geometry lessons
whar
everytime i try to figure out trigonometry i feel stupid asf
cos of B is equal to sin of A right
idk what cosinus or sinus is
x and y normalized to [0,1] based off angle
it does NOT
but i figured it out rahh
assuming you know angles A and B and length of a,b and c how do you find coordinates of C
do i need to get B relative to x axis or some shit
i think i do
how do i do that
cringe
shut up archi you dont know what malloc is
chrome are you a nerd
i know what c++ is
help
wdym coordinates
x and y
ok define malloc
i dont know that much
is that the entire question
yuh
what a stupid question
i know how to make a PID controller on an ATmega microcontroller
not the depths of the c++ language
ur drawing and explaining skills suck
jus give me the question as the teacher wrote
assuming you know red and blue points coordinates and everything else how do u find 4th angle
thats not homework
im trying to figure out trigonometry myself
oh
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_cosines idk man apply these
i am
write everything down and it should work
im cracking hold on
π€
ok my math doesnt work ill have to watch actual guide smh
the farmers
comically large fork
i changed my mind fuck math
why is he oiled up
Yo that explore more is INSANE work
Vlad vlad vlad
What if (get this) I want to watch the FUCKING VIDEO I LOOKED UP
kid named apple:
Clanker π£οΈ
LETS GO!!!!!
i know this is very late but you can go to app data local halfswordue5 ithink something like saved windows config and the game user settings or something along the lines of that and llok for desired resolution
No i dont think so. ODST is from Halo
orbital drop shock trooper
Ye its an fps.
all good
Hello, I have a problem with the game may be someone could help me
Iβm on the last level before the big boss but every time I try to finish this level, my game crash with a « fatal errorΒ Β»
Do you have some advice or something that can help me please ?
This gave me a good chuckle thanks
Bro went back 4 months to help someone
Based
Chat! Is this...real?
The fatal crashes in the Ultimate challenge are primarily due to an issue with a 3rd party plugin that is being used for blood.
For most users disabling blood using the blood slider in the gore options resolves this issue.
We are working on a more permanent solution.
Yes it is real. The event starts today.
1984
(Gets banned)
is the book good
its just becuase i also play on a crt monitor
decent
is it hard to read
nah
i didn't read house of leaves
good
bro is still rocking windows 7 with a crt monitor
peak
xp
author drops most confusing words ever and you get like 3 sentences into actual story every 15 pages
there's also 2nd story which progresses faster
everything besides that is insane fucking philosophy with insane amount of references
absolutely impossible to read
thanks man its actually windows 11 but with like 30 themes
you know what i'll try to finish it
any updates on multiplayer?
flip to page 100 if you read an entire page without getting confused more than 3 times i will consider you a witch
is it supposed to have strange formatting or smth because the pages are fine
that too
maybe it's different in print
the pdf has plain text
ah
i think i found what you mean
yeah
you literally forget what he's talking about every 5 seconds
im chronicaly online thats wy
wait why is he citing shit
i didn't read anything before it
but he's using citations
whar
i dont think one should bother with it
book is full of references
its technicaly an analysis book
thanks
i need to make something for my dissertation
ive been dodging the subject for half a year π
bruh π₯
you should actually check it with your prof
since references can also be used as numbers and the actual name is written under that number in the list of literature
at the end
i cant
ill be able to in september
ill have to make like
a test run of my actual dissertation
what does that mean
757 landing joke is understandable what the fuck is charles de gaulle
how
Informational guide about Paris Charles de Gaulle Airport (CDG). All you need to know about Arrivals, Departures, Terminal information, Amenities and Services, Parking, Transport, Maps, Car Rental
757 could land on him because he was so wide
why was landlord convinced he was fat
the main character called the landlord fat
but it says he woke up one morning convinced he was fat
implying it was before main character said that
could also be a reference to the actual dude or sum shit idk
no fuck house of leaves im going for 1984
you should check out blood meridian
oh cool
assassins creed comics when
never
aw
gn chat
Itβs almost 8 AMβ¦.
skin is yummy
when they say faster dodging
Do they mean I walk and run faster?
yeah, england better tho π₯
Did you fellas see the Halo x Helldivers collab? Its so peak...
are these headphones that support top and bottom
like i know about stereo
but my headphones sound the same if sound is above or below me
guys i can do a spinning head kick
there is one belive it or not
there are multiple i know
i meant like
when is he going to read it
iirc
assassins creed games have a lot of comics that the games are based on
idk if its comic or normal books but i think its comics
lmao
what is this creatur
If only he knew.
are you supportive or ruben sim
2
2
1
yes
Is lebron james tuff?
1
2
Why can I only play the demo?
for the days that feel like too much..
for when you donβt want to talk, but donβt want to be alone either..
this is a quiet space.
you can rest here. you donβt need to explain anything.
thank you for showing up π
π― spoken by: mausleeps
π§ rain ambiance: included
π more soft things: https://twitch.tv/mausleeps
because the rest of the game isnt ready yet
jarvis pull ryan gossling gif #2
but before it was possible to play
Vore reference π
π₯
?
In my house
explanation, they merged playtest and the demo it's the same thing now
silly mod you are not my favorite mod do you wanna know why
nah
damn
Hello David the gentleman
Good meme right here
never lose your matcha labubu dubai chocolate frappe lattee πΏ
Mad king ah
sukuna
gamescom opening soon.
I wonder if the half sword booth will be livestreamed
amateurs
I will clarify. His question is:
βIs it true?β
@lavish blade
Mine eyes hath seen the glory of the coming of the lord
He is trampling out the vintage of where the grapes of wrath are stored
He hath loosed the fateful
lightning of his terrible swift sword
His truth is marching on π£οΈπ₯π₯
Glory glory hallelujah π£οΈπ₯
ok
mineeyes?
mindeyes?
!!!!
Yes βmine eyesβ
Its a real term
Its in literature
Well its really βmineβ in terms regarding βmyβ
Based off the german word βmeinβ or βmeineβ
So if i say for example βmine attireβ
That referring to βmy outfitβ in simplified terms
it used to be so good
jerma
FILIP KEY MOON FLAG
choose a place to live here
thats why i use them
50 percent chance if i fart right now i'm gonna shit my pants
what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?
Wendigoon is awesome
Early cod vs cod now
I have no strong opinions on his content
I dont really care about what he yaps about
Seems like a nice guy tho
No 
Fallout series 2 trailer looks sick
indeed it did
Car
Frrrr
Idk, Blunt Man & Chronic are so good I may go back.
Guys do we have a box to lock mwb up? Asking for a friend
You donβt understand, all of the flashy and bright colors keeps all the remaining COD fan base entertained
Bro how popular is wplace i went on there and i saw drawings even in my small unknown city in my island
No he also had a lot of old messages related to that group
COD's downfall was so beatiful it should be registered and put in a museum
Is 120k Discord users still niche?
Cool guy, cool videos, but he always says βwheneverβ when he should say βwhenβ and it makes me angry so I hate him forever π€·ββοΈ
Yes
i like his lips
I hate boogers
add reverse grip
thumbs DOWN
thumbs up
except maybe the meyer anti-spear grip that would be cool
i know enough to know ur a greasy hater
I understand the sentiment but this is also a terrifying statement on its own. Thumbs up, very funny
Half Sword isnβt cool and niche and hip anymore, now I have to quit the game lest I be known forever on as a poser
If you spend all your hate online you can spend all your love irl
oh itβs in gladiatoria
So fuck you pal
this is the only reverse grip i accept
rename half sword to gladitoria trust
fif
Ermm bro forgot about daggers?!?!?!?!?
ughhhhhhhhhhi dont care add reverse grip
what happened
sticker of a owl that got healed back to health
NO
WHY DOES CAR HATE ME
well at least you still have the fish
I mean you said βthis is the only reverse grip I acceptβ presumably about the sword being held in reverse grip due to the previous comment βthumbs DOWN / except maybe the meyer anti-spear gripβ in regards to the question of when reverse grip would be added implying that the only reverse grip of any kind acceptable would be the anti-spear reverse grip shown. I imply you are not considering daggers in reverse grip because there are plenty of useful applications of daggers in reverse grip. I enjoy being a pedant.
.
not a big fan of the weezer
i just realized they change clothes too wtf π
lol
500k is niche
Oh yeah I agree
we pretty much only use daggers reversed in armizare
Is the nail clipper community niche
what kind of awesome is this?
that moment when your leg gets cut off by a axe on the ground
pretty cool way to pull up your dagger
itβs effectively just used as a barrier to make way for the dagger
my instructor has a video of him doing it
yeah
i dont rlly know why many people care about reveres grip as its mainly used in very specific moments
didnt even see the dagger at first lol
pretty interesting, but that could only work with short swords right? given that longswords have way more length so maintaining a bind with one hand and on reverse grip would be both unpratical and uncomfortable
or am i just crazy
that is ratatonically specific rali
that guy is huge
Because aesthetic over function
interesting
hope everyone is having a good day
Begone from this server

oh your the only one to say this
Nuh uh
yeah most people seemed cool
Thats great fo u
what make you feel this way
Im just a hater like that
my toenail started talking to me
Rsππ₯
if you aint got no haters, you aint poppin' ,,, love you
Damn it my skin is falling off
are you new here?
hi
static
Staticc
iβm tuff right
poop5
whereβs my mangos BLUD
Does anyone have an exact or close estimate to when half sword takes place
takes place in the holy roman empire roughly around 1450-1470
Alrighty thank you
2025 with some really dedicated larpers
Larping is a bit of a stretch?
Just trying to find the time period of the game Iβve been playing
mid 15th century
says that on the steam page
I did look on the steam page but I didnβt realize it mentioned what part of the century it took part in
Thank you for more clarification though
paws at you
1450-1470
1400s is 15th century
centuries are weird
Yeah..
how did you find out its that specific time in the 1400s? when does it say that
It just says "XV-Century"
Reference channel
Sadly I do wish the game took place in the 1500s
with guns?
mods
very rare though, the first time europe really encountered black powder was Bombards used in the fall of Constantinople
which was 1450s
Hi Clippy
hi marshal
Hi Clippy
Hi shizzyyy
why am i shizzy
Hi Gormpy
hi
Yes, a gun in halfsword wouldn't be inaccurate, but not having one wouldn't be baad either
did u think i was shizton
im a fan of the lack of guns
I mean Tbf
Try aiming it
guns were clearly not fair
And then try to reload it
too op
if they didn't misfire and blow up in your face, yes.
With Willie's luck, he'd die
i managed to knock myself when i dropped a weapon
They were also very inaccurate
you'd also need a shooting stick most likely
which idk how halfsword's physics would even work with that
a stick to rest your firearm on
it wouldnt
hey like in kcd2
Yeah pretty much
π
By the events of this game though it would be evolved into an arquebus
yay
Funny enough crossbows were just as good as guns in the timeframe
im going to gamescon thursday
More accurate too
i didnt even notice
you should yell my name there
The Church considered it a warcrime because you dont have to look your enemy in the eye
The Crossbow was too efficent
The church also massacred whole religions cause they believed in a different god
I donβt want to hear what they have to say
when does half sword actually take place?
1450 -1470
15th century
Im back chat
Die
it was really the same god if you think about it. Islam still believes in Jesus but he was just another prophet, not the mesiah
move towards your legs
well damnit
ok FINNE
thats just it
with my mouse?
no with wasd
oh
Christians believed at the time that Islam was a heretic branch of Christianity
It is what it is
Potato potato they still caused hundreds of thousands of deaths over a religion
it being the same god makes it worse imo
The crusades were kinda fucked up
Yeah
they were all for money and land
And they also gave rise to many dictators
church was money laundering and free killing
"Its like that one time i took too much Benadryl"
anyways paws at you
Undisputed pound for pound heavyweight
How heavy y'all think Willie is
I say 190
20kg
lbs
Innit mate
oh boy




