general-catfish-🐱🐟

[forest falcon]

Imagine if Australia had an immigration test where they check to see if you have arachnophobia

[faint gorge]

Nahh

Id pass alright

Pass out

Lol

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-hug-emoji-snuggling-gif-11115636357495104584

[hoary oxide]

Grilling

[pearl coral]

thank you

[gloomy urchin]

i take my hope for your toilet to skibidis itself back

[tulip copper]

happy bday sam

[plain scroll]

[last whale]

Happy fricking birthday Samuel

[nocturne plank]

Happy bird day @pearl coral

[elder pawn]

YEAHHHHHH

CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY!!!!

GOAT!!!!

[gloomy urchin]

why is chemistry js "you need to memorize how these 2 interact" without any logical reasoning

[forest falcon]

Samuel is the birthday boy today

[forest falcon]

I mean

there is some logical reasoning behind it

on a molecular level

they interact

and that's the reason

https://tenor.com/view/airistotle-aristotle-gif-25413015

[gloomy urchin]

thats stupid

physics got formulas at least thats reasonable

[forest falcon]

also reason why people call bad relationships bad chemistry

[gloomy urchin]

mfs be using most complicated words i've heard in my life and expect me to memorize how they interact

[forest falcon]

the yoinker molecule interacts with the sploinker molecule forming a boingy bond

[gloomy urchin]

literally

i cannot imagine how i will pass science in 9th grade

[forest falcon]

goodluck

[gloomy urchin]

8th was just pure praying and i somehow got B

[elder pawn]

i’m so frigging tuff boiii

[gloomy urchin]

and i doubt fucker will spare me either 🙏

[elder pawn]

Highschool is so easy

just study all night

and don’t sleep

[forest falcon]

i passed just cause my human relationship stat was decent

[safe night]

You don't even have to study if you don't want to 🙏

[gloomy urchin]

I AM A QUIET KID

HOW DO I PASS

[elder pawn]

i do because i’m kinda stupid and i need to remember as much as possible

[safe night]

Adderall

[elder pawn]

drugs

[safe night]

It's not very complicated

Science is EXTREMELY easy unless it's an elective because it's spread across chem physics etc

[elder pawn]

tuff.0 gpa

[safe night]

So you only really touch the tip of it

[elder pawn]

woah pal

[forest falcon]

I got a C as an automatic grade in most subject that weren't language related

when I went to school that is

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-bartolozzi-joe-bartolozzi-jumping-joe-bartolozzi-hitting-the-griddy-joe-bart-joe-bartolozzi-streamer-gif-3474253785075615366

[safe night]

I suck at math

[elder pawn]

joe bart

[forest falcon]

same

[elder pawn]

i’m HORRIBLE at math

[gloomy urchin]

it is for me

[safe night]

As to why literally every subject I have chosen is English based 🙏

[gloomy urchin]

i understand reasoning

[elder pawn]

because i’m FUCKING stupid

[gloomy urchin]

chemistry has no reasoning explained

they js tell us to memorize

[safe night]

uh

thats completely false

lmao

[gloomy urchin]

EXPLAINED

[forest falcon]

the periodic table came to the guy in a dream

[gloomy urchin]

THEY DONT EXPPLAIN SHIT

RAHH

[elder pawn]

Math is rough for me

[safe night]

What sort of questions do you have

Chuck one in here

[gloomy urchin]

not a fucking clue i just tell from overall experience

i dont remember anything at all

[safe night]

If you have a periodic table (which you will in a test hopefully) its piss ez in year 9 lmao

[gloomy urchin]

vro we had a whole year

and they started explaining periodic table

only at the end

like last 3 weeks

[wanton portal]

I really hope when the full game drops
you can throw Willie's off the mountain top and they do the wilhelm scream

[safe night]

its based on logic

its easy as well

I can understand the issue though

[forest falcon]

isn't chemistry just higher tier of physics though

[safe night]

How do you teach Chem without a periodic table???

[safe night]

What brother 😭

[forest falcon]

i mean

[elder pawn]

that’d be tuff

[forest falcon]

fuck

[gloomy urchin]

we only ever touched

[forest falcon]

how do i explain it

[gloomy urchin]

uh whatever that number is

H = 1

[wanton portal]

instantly blocked

[gloomy urchin]

O = 16

[worldly vapor]

anki....

[safe night]

I have no idea what you're saying here

Oxygen = 16?

lmao

[forest falcon]

oxygen = 16

[gloomy urchin]

hold on

[wanton portal]

h + o = 17

[elder pawn]

micheal cera has so much aura

[gloomy urchin]

atomic mass

that was the only thing we touched

[forest falcon]

https://avatars.mds.yandex.net/get-entity_search/9706867/1118924564/S600xU

[gloomy urchin]

also the questions solutions was absolute dogshit

they told us how to do it fast

not why it has to be done that way

[wanton portal]

why are you guys talking about chemistry

btw

[forest falcon]

Manshits doesn't know how to chemistry

[safe night]

what 😭

[elder pawn]

chemistry is tew tuff

[safe night]

bohr

cinema

[gloomy urchin]

whar

[wanton portal]

@gloomy urchin study science more

[safe night]

Why atomic mass

[gloomy urchin]

wdym why

[safe night]

why would they touch atomic mass first

what was the question

s

on the tesxt

[gloomy urchin]

because thats the only thing we ever needed

[safe night]

What 😭

Did you even do chemistry then

[gloomy urchin]

yeah??

[forest falcon]

buh

i want to make mustard gas just but will refrain from doing so

[gloomy urchin]

@forest falcon i doubt our educations systems are that different can you not back me up

[forest falcon]

no i get you

i think we also went for atomic mass first

but that was like

[worldly vapor]

is the problem that you cant remember any atomic masses

[forest falcon]

8 or 7 years ago so i can't remember for sure

[gloomy urchin]

no

who the hell memorizes them?

[gloomy urchin]

holy shit you're old??

[forest falcon]

i'm 22

[worldly vapor]

then what are you complaining about

[gloomy urchin]

wow

i thought u were like 16 or 17

[elder pawn]

unc

[gloomy urchin]

i do not understand reasoning behind theory

[elder pawn]

unc i can hear your bones creaking unc

https://tenor.com/view/unc-bouta-turn-into-hulk-gif-12336226671555435378

[worldly vapor]

like you dont understand what atomic mass IS?

[gloomy urchin]

therefore i cannot understand how to do something we haven't done in class

[gloomy urchin]

behind overall theory we learned throughout entire grade

[forest falcon]

some girls who were in my class already have kids

[gloomy urchin]

i mean with other elements

[worldly vapor]

[gloomy urchin]

unc

[lavish blade]

WHAT

[worldly vapor]

how much have u attempted to study it

[gloomy urchin]

lets call unc everyone who is older than 18

[gloomy urchin]

all i can say is i tried

i cannot rate it

[wanton portal]

and how old are you exactly

[gloomy urchin]

15

[wanton portal]

fuck

I was going to call you a youngin

[frosty valley]

do you heal in ultimate challenge

[wanton portal]

yes

[gloomy urchin]

i think mostly the issue is naming conventions and exact elements that you get when you combine 2 different elements

[frosty valley]

thanks

[gloomy urchin]

cuz resulted element always depends on what elements you combine!!

[worldly vapor]

ok well I dont do chemistry

Im an earth science chad

[forest falcon]

ngl true, it's so much easier to remember stuff in english when it comes to science

[gloomy urchin]

why are naming conventions forced as a must-have rule smh

[gloomy urchin]

i mean yeah

hydroxide is h oxygen is o

[frosty valley]

is there a limit to how much u can heal in ultimate challenge

i mean ik u cant regrow stuff

but is there like a damage threshold where the game is just like "nah"

[elder pawn]

killers hate the la pasion

[worldly vapor]

i dont remember ever healing in ultimate challenge

[forest falcon]

"my wife left me" type build

[elder pawn]

fucking love angel batista

he’s literally my steam profile

[wanton portal]

you can heal broken limbs

[gloomy urchin]

does remembering element symbol when you hear its name matter anyway

[wanton portal]

yea cus like

questions like:
what is this symbol

and all that stuff

[elder pawn]

currently working on a genrush build on dbd

[gloomy urchin]

do yuou actually memorize those

[elder pawn]

ts might be goated

[wanton portal]

no lol

all I know is that Li is lithinum or however you spell it

and fe is iron

[gloomy urchin]

imma be real

i always confuse iron and metal

[wanton portal]

let me guess you also confuse both of them with steel

[gloomy urchin]

yes

[forest falcon]

a good way to remember some of these is to know that the actual big symbol letters are often from Latin

[frosty valley]

Game has me fighting two palqons while i have a sword bro

ts is gonna take awhile

[forest falcon]

like Ferrum or Natrium

Cuprum

etc

Scientist always glaze Latin

[gloomy urchin]

i got carried so hard

B in chemistry for an entire year

[forest falcon]

i had 3's

even though i skipped all the classes

[gloomy urchin]

why the fuck should i wonder about grade in chemistry if im going into IT 🙏

[frosty valley]

i did so well on legit everything except arabic in school

[gloomy urchin]

i never understood concept of skipping classes do they not do punishments whatsoever

[forest falcon]

I did well in english on regional olympiads so they refrained from punishing me

[worldly vapor]

arabic is crazy hard so...

[gloomy urchin]

you just made me remember how i fucked up essay on last olympiad i had 💔

[forest falcon]

i lowk skipped the entirety of highschool

just dipped after one or two classes

[frosty valley]

embarassing tho cuz my country's language IS arabic

[autumn laurel]

What are CPUs made from?

[gloomy urchin]

copper

[autumn laurel]

I rest my case

[gloomy urchin]

and other shit

[frosty valley]

silicon wafers

[gloomy urchin]

that question is for mechanics and engineers

nvrm engineers

[forest falcon]

out of central processing units

[autumn laurel]

Dang

[frosty valley]

lowkey genius

[gloomy urchin]

i am a programmer your best luck is that i know how stack and heap works

[frosty valley]

He's locked in

it's silicon tho right?

[autumn laurel]

They tricked rocks into thinking alot

[gloomy urchin]

no they made them do math

[forest falcon]

moai origin story

[autumn laurel]

Math make brain hurty

[gloomy urchin]

HOW DO ALL OF YOU NOT UNDERSTAND MATH

ITS ALL PATTERNS AND FORMULAS

😭

[frosty valley]

some math is fun lowkey

[autumn laurel]

Just never grabbed my attention tbh

[forest falcon]

same as how some people can't write essays

[gloomy urchin]

until you need to calculate probability or amount of possible cases then you want to throw hands

[daring jay]

rahh

[gloomy urchin]

depends on what essay

school essays are js templates

[frosty valley]

i fucking hate geometry

[gloomy urchin]

its meh

same patterns and formulas except there are more conditions

[frosty valley]

its not even that hard its just like

more boring

[autumn laurel]

Calculus and trig. Just nope

[gloomy urchin]

i loved figuring out trigonometry

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/ayo-the-pizza-here-madness-combat-newgrounds-gif-22385223

[autumn laurel]

Some animals like throwing poop

[forest falcon]

i mean... if i need a specific concept from mathemathics I will learn it but why tf would i care about math in general above the level of basic calculations

[gloomy urchin]

tried to do 2d to 3d but some math didnt stick so i just learned that cos and sin are just x and y of an angle

[gloomy urchin]

in school it teaches to simplify problems

[earnest tapir]

hello

[forest falcon]

nah

js play factorio

[drowsy finch]

Pursue a degree in liberal arts

[gloomy urchin]

man screw factorio

[forest falcon]

i recently graduated linguistics and translation

[gloomy urchin]

i didnt like factorio in general last time i played

[drowsy finch]

That statement isn’t satisfactory …..

[lavish blade]

militus rate my zweihander

[gloomy urchin]

i enjoyed mindustry tho

[last whale]

RALI RALI RALI RALI HI

[drowsy finch]

Yaaaaay

[gloomy urchin]

but then i figured out that i need formulas to figure out peak effiency for factories and thats when it just became not fun

[drowsy finch]

Hielloooo hiii hello shztopmnnnnofofmffg

[lavish blade]

HOW DID HE SURVIVE

[drowsy finch]

Are more

[frosty valley]

Jojo pose

this is the shit polnareff hit

[forest falcon]

now preparing for a phd program in management to avoid mandatory military service

[frosty valley]

search up polnareff jojo pose ong this photo looks like that

[gloomy urchin]

is it forced too in ukraine

[last whale]

Gormpy hi

[gloomy urchin]

gloopy haii haii :3 :3

[forest falcon]

i'm in Russia

[gloomy urchin]

oh

[forest falcon]

it's the same though

idk about ukraine atm though

it used to be the same

[drowsy finch]

I recently got a new phone case, this shit ROCKS bro

[gloomy urchin]

i would lwk go for military service but its js dangerous

[frosty valley]

bro those phone cases where u can like close the screen are so good

[gloomy urchin]

going any deeper than that prolly means politics

[frosty valley]

i know only old people use them

but they're onto something

u can like use the back as a stand if u position it right and stuff

[gloomy urchin]

no??

they're peak who doesnt use them

[frosty valley]

Most people lol

[forest falcon]

i would use one but my phone model doesn't really have any

[last whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1402691775931482232/nk-image-edit-caption-gdn6nxus.gif

[gloomy urchin]

you think they will force me to go to the army with all the shit i got because i sit on a computer all day 🤑

bad eyesight flat feet and a heart disease

[forest falcon]

tell the doctors about all of them

they'll send you to get checked

[gloomy urchin]

afaik they could just ignore you completely

[last whale]

Lithuanian who is named John hi

[forest falcon]

nah if you specifically complain about them you'll most likely get sent to a separate doctor in an actual hospital to get either treated or confirm the diagnosis

[last whale]

Is it because I had Misinfo in my name

[frosty valley]

john how would u rate the people in ur country 1-10

[forest falcon]

like if you have Acne you will get sent to a dermatologist which then will fill out a form about the type of acne and if it can get treated

then it gets added to your personal profile

in the army documents

[frosty valley]

aight bro cmon

😭

[gloomy urchin]

i mean they should know about allat from the start because they start to collect info about your health since 16

[last whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1124550722692853770/1297631432562315334/half_sword_confirmed.gif

[forest falcon]

you should still specify it at the office

it's like a regular check up but more thorough

[gloomy urchin]

ok fair do i break my leg as well

[forest falcon]

no

[gloomy urchin]

ok i trust you

[forest falcon]

if i'm not wrong you also get a yearly military check up now after 18

[forest falcon]

the back rooms

[frosty valley]

what country are u from

that's making u have to go to the military

[gloomy urchin]

russia

[frosty valley]

blyat

[forest falcon]

korea has it too

[frosty valley]

Egypt too

[forest falcon]

anyway

back to writing

[pale bough]

https://tenor.com/view/tool-gif-27431007

[daring jay]

this shit reminds me of the vanilla ice attack bruh

[forest falcon]

https://media.kg-portal.ru/anime/j/jojosbizarreadventurestardustcrusaders/images/jojosbizarreadventurestardustcrusaders_122.jpg

[gloomy urchin]

who are you and why are you in my feed

i will be real xx carried the entire ranger reject

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/kvass-квас-my-beloved-gif-27381980

[gloomy urchin]

i never tried kvass i think

[forest falcon]

bro how

[gloomy urchin]

i think i drank it like once, ew'd and never bothered again

but it was a long time ago

what

[lavish blade]

are volumetric clouds coming in ea

[safe night]

https://tenor.com/view/throat-sore-throat-rip-out-dummy-gif-11843671504878608031

[forest falcon]

Где квас, там и гуща. Где вино, тут и барда. Real

[lavish blade]

WHAT did you just say to me

hundreds and possibly thousands of people will see this gng✌️

[safe night]

shes got the math sign

that stands for a blocked word

🙏

[lavish blade]

its shrigma

i know

[safe night]

im not trying this

[forest falcon]

shrimpma

[safe night]

last time I tried it with another word I got banned for a month 😔

[lavish blade]

sum notation

[safe night]

stretching

it

I'm sorry 😔

[forest falcon]

sɪɡmə

[safe night]

What does this mean 😔

[forest falcon]

C22H28N2O

[lavish blade]

imma make you a star😂😂✌️

[safe night]

I know this formula

ChatGPT hypothetically gave me that formula so I don't commit an accident

Solid water

That's what it is

[lavish blade]

no thats h2o

is it?

yeah water is h2o

[gloomy urchin]

h2o vs hoh

[raven ore]

@lavish blade

[toxic thistle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1002301423935033494/1227078642555682816/catboing.gif

[plain scroll]

Automod times you out for 60 seconds. Where did you get 10 minutes from

[drowsy finch]

I got a new phone case and screen protector

I feel so girl boss !

[lavish blade]

prolly from actual mods

also mantitis did you see my zweihander yet

[plain scroll]

probably not

[plain scroll]

Yes

[lavish blade]

oh

[lavish blade]

i made one with better blade to parrierhaken ratio

but its 220 cm long

[plain scroll]

show

[lavish blade]

ok wait

[high mural]

leve.

[lavish blade]

i cant adjust how high the parrierhaken are

but i can adjust the blade length

[plain scroll]

[astral ether]

Good morning everyone, how are we all doing

[white prawn]

I'm evil

[astral ether]

Good for you lol

[lavish blade]

is good?

[white prawn]

why blade and sorcery so not cool

[plush cedar]

hear ye hear ye

[plain scroll]

Looks pretty good

[lavish blade]

is the other shorter zweihander good?

[plain scroll]

[lavish blade]

i hate how npcs cant utilise 2h weapons in bull&shit

[lavish blade]

YAAAYYYY

also at the 220 cm scale they're basically siege weapons

so the short one and the long one are seperate

[raven ore]

what happened to the pommel

[lavish blade]

it died

jk

it had to be replaced with the blade

for the parrierhaken

[astral ether]

Man I’m gonna be honest, i regret holding off on re8 for so long

[white prawn]

what if blade and sorcery and half sword devs collaborated

my dream game (heh... frozen soul) is a game where warpfrog and half sword devs collaborate together to make the ultimate vr swordfighting experience...

[astral ether]

Not that I was avoiding the game, i just never got around to it for a while

[white prawn]

buuut....

https://tenor.com/view/jack-tanamen-gecky-incorporeal-gif-21102682

[astral ether]

But this is a lot of fun, it’s like a perfect blend between re2 and re4

[spark quartz]

Wsg mothy

[lavish blade]

chat what weapon shoul,d i m

[astral ether]

Heya silly head! Hope you’re doing well!

[lavish blade]

ake

[spark quartz]

Thx bro you too

[unreal bay]

Guys new mountain dew flavor dropped, which tragedy is gonna drop in a few months now

[spark quartz]

a maul

[astral ether]

Sorry I’ve been gone for a while, was up in New Hampshire for the weekend lol

[spark quartz]

that place is real?

[lavish blade]

alr made one

[astral ether]

Surprisingly!

[spark quartz]

Make the sword the urakai use in lotr

[lavish blade]

image

[spark quartz]

You asked mf you look it up

[astral ether]

Apparently the state motto is “Live Free Or Die” which is… certainly something

Lmao

[spark quartz]

I would like to comment on this but I shall not

[gloomy urchin]

thats just skill issue

[astral ether]

Lmao

[spark quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1406839228800696482/ff956305-df90-49d9-8ec6-2b76109bc1b2.gif

[white prawn]

Hi I will now reply with a randomly picked image 🔥

[gloomy urchin]

you have your sword rotated horizontall and to the side you arent doing block either way

[astral ether]

Went on a nice hike there, also did a bit of kayaking

Kayaking not shown

[lavish blade]

guess what

[gloomy urchin]

why are you holding it that way are you stupid

[last whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825273448149286922/1315338358188150864/1733634972526851.gif

[white prawn]

i like the position for absolutely no particular reason at all

ig you could say it's comfy

somehow

[gloomy urchin]

vro

[forest falcon]

chicken butt

[sleek token]

do u ever have that glitch where there are like SO many sparkles

like all at once

[sleek token]

cro

[gloomy urchin]

i am NOT dealing with that

executed them with max damage

[sleek token]

noob

idiot

fartface

[gloomy urchin]

what the fuck is this

fatass still lost

[sleek token]

man test: is this epic?

[white prawn]

Chat

[carmine rune]

Yes

[forest falcon]

https://sun9-27.userapi.com/s/v1/if2/SCuqV9RFxhbmFWO5aFgVIITH3x5yxW1_GCtgj3hiIz-_canqvcxfmwWvfMnYxPJggEg_Qm1oMNrJQ2BubJMInz8s.jpg?quality=95&as=32x19,48x28,72x42,108x63,160x93,240x140,360x210,480x279,540x314,640x373,720x419,804x468&from=bu&cs=804x0

[tropic hemlock]

what settings are youu even on damn

[little seal]

why does my game keep crashing yo

[sleek token]

cinematic

thankfully i have a 1080p monitor so i can run it

on my 1440p monitor its gonna be 10 fps

or 30

[tropic hemlock]

gawd whats yo gpu?

[sleek token]

i was able to run it on like 50 here

[sleek token]

9070 xt, but its heavily bottle necked due to it being on a egpu dock

[tropic hemlock]

holy shit must be fun with allat graphics

[restive trench]

bonk!

but with a sword

[sleek token]

veryy

[restive trench]

is it crashing in the untimate challenge?

[little seal]

yeah

[restive trench]

turn off blood

thats a known bug

[forest falcon]

https://sun9-14.userapi.com/s/v1/if2/qpm7qTgDcYTALdEUSAKg4DQj4m-KSoK2xxaHlGLhT_WDF1z-LMFWFRv_LgH4l56a5cqLYpkx56tGIq0qlJlr8pWN.jpg?quality=95&as=32x22,48x32,72x48,108x73,160x108,240x162,360x242,480x323,540x364,640x431,720x485,1080x727,1280x862,1440x970,1543x1039&from=bu&cs=1543x0

[little seal]

aw man but the blood makes it fun

[restive trench]

well have fun crashing every other hit

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-dont-talk-close-mouth-grab-lips-mad-family-gif-21732788

[restive trench]

you can turn it back on after you complete the challenge

[little seal]

is there an end to the challenge?

[forest falcon]

yes

[little seal]

do i turn gore off too or just blood?

[little seal]

word

[restive trench]

just blood

[little seal]

alright

thanks

[restive trench]

also if it keeps crashing

[little seal]

i will try it out now

[restive trench]

use dx11

[little seal]

alright

[tropic hemlock]

whats even the diff between the two

[forest falcon]

I feel wobbly

[forest falcon]

lighting

and texture rendering

[restive trench]

dx12 adds in some visual stuff
i think its similar to ray tracing but not exactly it

[tropic hemlock]

i got a mere 3050 which shld i use?

[little seal]

i cant tell if im doing good without blood lol

[tropic hemlock]

chop chop

[restive trench]

try it

you may get good visuals but your performance will drop

[sleek token]

whats the difference to epic and cinematic graphics

i use the 2 and i dont see much

[restive trench]

or the game might crash a lot

[tropic hemlock]

on dx 12?

[restive trench]

yeah because there isnt, cinematic is for taking pictures

[restive trench]

yes
depends on your card

[forest falcon]

dx 12 Willor

https://sun9-13.userapi.com/s/v1/ig2/c7yBDZTbItQVi11BtLeoa_gGQOeqUTkKEXCFD5j82pfICVLNU8VHu7EoVTUFjzR1UDUsrW32bIKIU-eD_sXLtb6P.jpg?quality=95&as=32x35,48x53,72x79,108x118,160x175,240x263,360x395,480x526,540x592,640x702,693x760&from=bu&cs=693x0

[plain scroll]

Very slightly better shadows for a 5th of the performance. Only use cinematic when you snapping pics

[sleek token]

https://tenor.com/view/get-this-man-a-gas-gassy-incredible-bobocomics-get-this-man-a-true-someone-get-this-man-gif-12408228775517587917

[gloomy urchin]

why the hell blue archive is banned in germany

[tropic hemlock]

oh damn this looks way better

[sleek token]

whats banned

whats blue archive

[gloomy urchin]

i set up vpn to not deal with this shit and i still cant view stuff 💔

[forest falcon]

cinematic Willor

https://sun9-57.userapi.com/s/v1/if2/syCqXTNz1L3MaO1-A23XcTEGWMOyxcmka73O1dtR_IbUqm44DeaKEDyELMaY5b6ryn5AEfeL9tj4uKBWQNskeVZ2.jpg?quality=95&as=32x27,48x41,72x61,108x92,160x136,240x204,360x307,480x409,540x460,640x545,720x613,1080x920,1280x1090,1384x1179&from=bu&cs=1384x0

[little seal]

i keep dying

[gloomy urchin]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3557620/Blue_Archive/

Steam

Blue Archive

This game contains some suggestive images and dialogue that may not be suitable for all ages and access may be restricted for users in certain age groups.

Begin Your Story with the Girls of This Epic Anime Fantasy RPG Blue Archive's world immerses you in a detailed fantasy…

▶ Play video

[forest falcon]

ngl dx11 feels better to play with rather than dx12

[sleek token]

https://tenor.com/view/hinatwt-gif-25918457

[gloomy urchin]

trailer showing exactly 0 gameplay 🤑

big old fire trailer and dogshit gameplay consisting of auto fighting

[forest falcon]

the only thing i know about blue archive is that it has pretty good music

[wanton portal]

when do you guys think they'll drop the first half sword trailer

[tropic hemlock]

theres no way to change keybinds right?

[little seal]

why do the enemies sometimes not give me any armor

[forest falcon]

https://sun9-86.userapi.com/s/v1/if2/KPBEcDK6DaGJaFU_z2ZqVRr0PLJyQJ-_N3oddWmcdy6XNomU0tfxasmWgwo31L3Z43lNUuzgfhoZ_XlPYG2SVf4y.jpg?quality=95&as=32x28,48x43,72x64,108x96,160x142,240x213,360x319,480x426,540x479,640x568,720x639,1080x958,1280x1135,1361x1207&from=bu&cs=1361x0

[tropic hemlock]

bcuz why not

for the last level just get a big sword till they dont have armor

[gloomy urchin]

lol???

why is anime game banned in anime country

[tropic hemlock]

and once they have armor start bonking em

[gloomy urchin]

they did not cook

[tropic hemlock]

dang

is it like mature content

[gloomy urchin]

called it.

[forest falcon]

gacha fans after playing a reskin of the same dogshit game for the 99th time

https://tenor.com/view/soyjak-spinning-spinning-soyjak-soyjak-jazz-hands-excited-spinning-wojak-gif-25231392

[gloomy urchin]

their world design is literally 95% of revenue

they cook so hard only for dogshit gameplay to counter it all

[sleek token]

real

https://tenor.com/view/nintendo-switch-baahh-tada-hi-gif-12601447

[spark quartz]

😐

[tropic hemlock]

ay but

[sleek token]

https://tenor.com/view/dean-norris-gif-10850978093599289769

[tropic hemlock]

minors is crazy

[forest falcon]

dam

[tropic hemlock]

dam

[spark quartz]

I don't care if yall crap on gotcha games but let's keep it appropriate

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/dam-damn-gif-27530020

[tropic hemlock]

well dam

[gloomy urchin]

fuck it i dont trust anime girls and gameplay combined no more

gacha games are biggest disappointment i've felt

[raven ore]

play cs2 and gamble

[gloomy urchin]

fuck cs2

[tropic hemlock]

gacha games are fun till you dont have the worst luck possible

also fun if youre playing it for fun and not grind

[cobalt shoal]

Embed failure.

[tropic hemlock]

NO

[cobalt shoal]

Yes.

[tropic hemlock]

you saw nun

[raven ore]

i saw a weird faced cat

[cobalt shoal]

Oh yeah, you're right.

My bad.

[tropic hemlock]

yes yes

[tropic hemlock]

wait wht

go photography and see my horse ngl

i meant hors

[cobalt shoal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1178114576554930319/1253880399541571755/speechmemified_Screenshot_3142.png.gif

[tropic hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/sillycat-gif-16450871626103949888

waa it wont work?

[cobalt shoal]

You need to be level 3.

Or 2.

[tropic hemlock]

owh

who do i defeat to get points

[cobalt shoal]

Uhhhhhhhhh.

Yeah.

[tropic hemlock]

HMM

[cobalt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/food-gif-20616531

[spark quartz]

You just need to chat to get to level 2

[little seal]

I am literally never playing that game mode again

[forest falcon]

too tired to think of a clever pun for this

[raven ore]

hes eating wood

[cobalt shoal]

Yup.

[gloomy urchin]

i hope yuo all have a great day/night

https://tenor.com/view/slugcat-rainworld-scug-insane-fast-gif-6965835295414616152

[tropic hemlock]

what in the actual

[tropic hemlock]

understandable

[cobalt shoal]

Uh oh.

[lavish blade]

what does cinematic do in dx12

cinematic vs epic dx12

[cobalt shoal]

It's used for taking screenshots and shit like that.

[lucid atlas]

Company responsible for mass destruction

[elder pawn]

Bloody bastards mentioned❤️

[lavish blade]

no like

the difference between epic and cinematic in dx12

[cobalt shoal]

Oh.

I'm not too sure lol.

[lucid atlas]

Im free until they add new regions or cosmetics

[little seal]

how u get them gorgeous armors

[lucid atlas]

play ranked

or cheese

[little seal]

how do i cheese

[restive trench]

you should try gladihoppers and Blades of Deceron

[elder pawn]

please blud i need this!

[elder pawn]

your name is so good

tuff

[restive trench]

i know right

[little seal]

yall know any like medieval games that are free and not mid?

[restive trench]

halfsword

[elder pawn]

i know a good medieval game but it costs money

[little seal]

true

[elder pawn]

kcd

kcd2

[restive trench]

oh true

kcd

[little seal]

i already got both of those

[restive trench]

is PEAk

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/kingdom-come-deliverance-henry-of-skalitz-kcd-kcd-2-kingdom-come-deliverance-2-gif-8513144675739880089

[little seal]

i need sum new frr

maybe i should replay skyrim for the 10000th time

[restive trench]

uhhh idk if there is any free medieval games

[elder pawn]

I FEEL QUITE HUNGRY!

[little seal]

unfortunate

[restive trench]

nah replay kcd

[elder pawn]

i’ve beaten kcd like 8 times

[lavish blade]

who ts is mangos and mustard blud

[elder pawn]

so good

[little seal]

nah

[elder pawn]

i love kcd

[restive trench]

yeah kcd is so good

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/aladdin-mclovin-superbad-classic-audio-gif-3485811

[little seal]

im too dogshit at kcd1 and 2

[elder pawn]

kcd2 combat got nerfed

[restive trench]

yeah

[elder pawn]

it’s so easy now

[little seal]

i hate kcd2 combat ngl

[unreal bay]

Kcd2 is a good movie to play. Your own movie

[little seal]

i prefer the first games controls

[elder pawn]

hello clippy

[unreal bay]

All I do is get lost in the woods

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/clippy-microsoft-office-word-publisher-gif-5630386

[unreal bay]

https://tenor.com/view/clippy-microsoft-office-word-publisher-gif-5630386

[elder pawn]

i love fighting bandits in kcd

that’s like all i did on my first playthrough

find bandits and kill them

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/clippy-terminate-survivors-evil-sinister-gif-1264220431037217276

[restive trench]

i want clippy on windows 10!

that isnt malware

[elder pawn]

500 cigarettes

starving bandits VS Henry

[little seal]

can someone invent time travel so i can play blight survival?

[drowsy finch]

I think it’d be cool if companies added even more surveillance and invasions of privacy honestly

-# and if they could venmo me 70 bucks for saying that

[elder pawn]

when blight survival drops it’s gonna be fire

[elder pawn]

a co op medieval zombie fighting game

[little seal]

im gonna be on fire

[elder pawn]

so fucking cool

[restive trench]

medieval zombie?

[elder pawn]

have you heard of god save Birmingham?

[elder pawn]

yes

[spark quartz]

rali

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1406839228800696482/ff956305-df90-49d9-8ec6-2b76109bc1b2.gif

[elder pawn]

it’s a zombie game set in the medieval times

[drowsy finch]

Silly!

[restive trench]

thats like a normal medieval game but the enemies are dumber and you dont have a gun....

[drowsy finch]

Disgusting….

[radiant haven]

i loved the old durability sliders lmao, you could get both your arms sliced off and be a skeleton and still survive because you had health regen for some reason

[elder pawn]

hello twin

[radiant haven]

greetings twin

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eating-grass-gif-8547675392529138578

[drowsy finch]

I want some 1700s vermintide-like zombie game

L4d2 in colonial america would go so hard fr

[elder pawn]

that’d be tuff

[storm fern]

Bring the good old bugle, boys, we’ll sing another song
Sing it with a spirit that will start the world along
Sing it as we used to sing it, 50,000 strong! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[elder pawn]

there’s zombie game that takes place on the napoleonic wars but it’s on roblox

Guts and blackpowder

[little seal]

imagine if we had a medieval game that takes place in zombie times

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/jgmm-cat-meme-ragebait-cat-think-cat-ponder-gif-7034802297606826390

you guys should play project zomboid

it’s pretty fun

[little seal]

ur absolutely right oml

i love project zomboid

[drowsy finch]

I’d be going HAM as the funny drummer boy

[little seal]

but all my friends hate it 💔

[elder pawn]

i love using spears

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-toilet-scene-hank-revealing-gif-18042867

Z z z z ZOMBOID !!!?

[restive trench]

uh oh

[drowsy finch]

Love that game :)

[little seal]

zomboyed

[restive trench]

addicted to*

[drowsy finch]

They are the best weapons in the game!!

[elder pawn]

500 zomboids vs 3 crackheads with Assault rifles

[drowsy finch]

“Hi my name is veroo, I hate it when people have fun and I have chronic evil bitch syndrome”

[elder pawn]

i love using the smoker trait

[drowsy finch]

[wanton portal]

who's vero

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/the-orville-project-zomboid-project-zomboid-cigarettes-gif-13058619799702940334

[restive trench]

whos vero idk this guy

[drowsy finch]

Liar…

[little seal]

imagine if you got a buzzcut because you tried to give yourself the monk bowl cut but fucked up and now you miss having long hair

[restive trench]

if i am a lair how come my pants are not on fire !!

see

im

talking truthfully

[wanton portal]

lair

[drowsy finch]

Lair

[wanton portal]

lair lair the words you speak arent fair

[elder pawn]

if your not a liar then why is your nose growing twin

[wanton portal]

🔥

[little seal]

if your pants arent on fire say something only someone not on fire would say

[restive trench]

im on fire

because see

if theyre on fire

they'd be screaming!!

[elder pawn]

true…

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/richard-buckley-watterson-evil-dark-fog-richard-watterson-gif-11066231490998295996

[little seal]

i miss having long hair

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/the-amazing-world-of-gumball-gumball-bun-richard-watterson-crazy-dream-gif-14256827

[wanton portal]

then grow your hair

simple

[elder pawn]

i’m a bun i’m a bun

[wanton portal]

https://youtu.be/MpRWSdxV3GM?si=yu0pclTvavSwGIIv

[little seal]

i cant i got a buzz cut rn

shit taking forever

[cobalt shoal]

Roblox Situation Is Insane.

[restive trench]

no its crazy

[wanton portal]

crazy?

[cobalt shoal]

The NEW Roblox situation is CRAZY!

[little seal]

bet

[restive trench]

i was crazy once...

[drowsy finch]

[wanton portal]

I dont

[little seal]

yk what else is crazy

[cobalt shoal]

No.

I don't know.

[little seal]

me neither

[elder pawn]

RUPERT

[little seal]

i hate rupert

[wanton portal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/740712749075529751/1182003909326291034/IMG_1007.gif

christmas in 2 weeks

[little seal]

christmas now

[cobalt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-relationship-goals-love-resident-evil-gif-27673680

[elder pawn]

christmas is one shower away!

[little seal]

what??

[elder pawn]

/j

[wanton portal]

how does he know

and why does he know

[elder pawn]

huh

[little seal]

idk

[lavish blade]

*of

[restive trench]

who

what

[wanton portal]

I keep mistaking Ruben Sim with greenlegocats

[cobalt shoal]

Are you supportive or Ruben Sim.

I agree.

[little seal]

i dont understand the question

[wanton portal]

you dont know who RUBEN Sim is??
not an og...

[restive trench]

<@&1080390104562016306>

[little seal]

why u spamming

corny ass

[lavish blade]

<@&1080390104562016306>

[restive trench]

murder this sillously silly guy

[somber panther]

what the fuck is this

[elder pawn]

this guy sucks

[wanton portal]

@half sword games

[elder pawn]

boooooo

[lavish blade]

subject him to tortures beyond human comprehensibibble

piss men

[little seal]

@packgod humble him

[elder pawn]

Put him in the brazen bull

[spark quartz]

Is he just spamming?

[restive trench]

yes and he said wierd things

[wanton portal]

force him to use a polearm
with just one arm

[lavish blade]

ye

[little seal]

he also said black people are pooping

[elder pawn]

PUBLIC HANGING!

[lavish blade]

dabbling in the dark arts

[elder pawn]

THE PILLORY FOR HIM!!!

[restive trench]

#general-catfish-🐱🐟 message

i have no idea of his english is bad and he's being racist

or if he's trying to be silly

[wanton portal]

I too hasnt the idea

[restive trench]

either way murder him

[lavish blade]

dide get banned

[elder pawn]

Please speed i need this!!!

[little seal]

so i was playing fornite and i was playing fortnite and i was playing fortnite and u wont believe it, i was playing fortnite

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-change-your-ways-deep-meaning-serious-the-gif-14128459904087667281

[wanton portal]

fortnite battlepass

[little seal]

i just shart out my rear

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/did-unc-snap-unc-snap-pluggnb-pluggn-raper-gif-10567216136899552110

41 vs 67

https://tenor.com/view/67-gif-5483197446160735263

[little seal]

toes who nose:

[lavish blade]

gn chat

[little seal]

goodnight guy

[somber panther]

incomprehensible

[little seal]

67

[somber panther]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-eagle-donald-trump-attack-photo-shoot-gif-12924520

[elder pawn]

boiiii 67

[little seal]

u smell like doo doo bro smh

[somber panther]

get chomped by bird

dont care

[little seal]

how about uh

i eat the bird

mm chicken

[elder pawn]

waiter waiter more mustard and mangos!!!

[little seal]

AHAHAHAHAHA

[little seal]

lets be honest here

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/nintendo-luigis-mansion-king-boo-boo-ghost-gif-20527063

[little seal]

stop being a bully pal

[indigo hare]

Dont be so bully-able

[elder pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1370023417012682895/1400432477583183872/attachment.gif

[drowsy finch]

Thats just what your message reminded me of </3

[little seal]

you're gonna make me violently piss myself

[little seal]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-pee-cat-pee-funny-lmfao-gif-14727908981812019274

aw man

[indigo hare]

I am glad

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-oh-my-god-bruh-saleswoman-oh-my-god-bruh-gif-2398788864743270124

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[little seal]

watch your back

or else you may get a warm sprinkle upon it

[indigo hare]

You’re’re*

[little seal]

you'reth

anyway

how do i hack on half sword smh

[drowsy finch]

Yroue’ee

[autumn laurel]

your'nt

[indigo hare]

You can hack with an axe, or some other larger weapon

[little seal]

stop bullying maoi

[indigo hare]

Thank you

[little seal]

can you ask the devs to remove every weapon except the one i like?

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/gohine-hohino-no-hohineee-gohineee-gif-17792172174678204487

[little seal]

fair enough

[indigo hare]

I’ve already requested dlc to unlock each weapon category so you can just not buy that dlc

[little seal]

what if yall make half sword 200 dollars but the demo has everything the game has to offer so people buy it for no reason

[indigo hare]

I think they should up the price to $300 and then get rid of every bit of content except willie standing in a 5x5 white room but not tell anyone and also no refunds

[little seal]

thats fair

u get what you pay for

"no takesies backsies" if you will

[indigo hare]

Oh and only positive reviews allowed

[autumn laurel]

Make each weapon where you have to grind the one before it in a tech tree and theres two currencies one is silver willies which you gain from playing and a premium currency called golden willies which you can use to speed up unlocking the next tier

[little seal]

wouldnt even need to be enforced fr

half sword is just so peak

[indigo hare]

And some sort of random weapon box system that you can purchase with the premium currency, where you have a 0.0001 percent chance to unlock a new higher tier weapon

[little seal]

oh boy oh boy i love 2 different types of currencies where you have to pay real money for one that actually is useful i hope my favorite game HALF SWORD demo adds it 😍

[indigo hare]

Congratulations fellas we created the perfect game

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-lee-guy-sensei-crying-naruto-naruto-shippuden-gif-27019983

[indigo hare]

Game development works best when done as a team

[little seal]

fr

how does EA still suck ass fr

just hire me

[indigo hare]

I’d fire me if I had to, just to hire you

[little seal]

yall should steal ubisofts idea tho fr

about how we dont actually own the game

thats a good idea fr

[indigo hare]

Pay to rent

By the hour

[little seal]

yes

[autumn laurel]

Domain expansion: Infinity grind

[indigo hare]

Beautiful

[little seal]

like the old days

[indigo hare]

I hope the devs see this and pay us for the ideas

[little seal]

make it to where you have to reach a certain level to use weapons

and add to the tech tree idea

by making it to where you gotta use levels to get skill points to pay to upgrade with gold willies

and make it to where every victory is 1exp and it takes at least 10k exp per level

and ofc make modding the game a bannable offense

so nobody tries to play for free

and make a mobile version thats super easy and completely free so people would rather play that and make it an ad every 1 minute

[restive trench]

and add taxes

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-bell-woah-just-take-it-easy-man-chill-gif-9684433

[restive trench]

willie taxes dlc when

where he has to fight his way through

[little seal]

WOAH

[restive trench]

IRS

[little seal]

TOO FAR

taxes are horrible

[restive trench]

did you REALLY think willie would pay taxes

[restive trench]

but but

[little seal]

make the game heavily pay to win too

[restive trench]

evade taxes = fighting the irs with SWORD

[little seal]

i want a halberd that 1 shots everything even with armor

[restive trench]

add magic but make it a 60 USD dlc

[little seal]

in this economy?? are u mental?

80 dollars MINIMUM

[restive trench]

oh shit you're right

[earnest tapir]

time to trade space vodka

[little seal]

how many hours yall got on half sword?

[sleek token]

120

[little seal]

fr?

[sleek token]

i think so

[little seal]

damn

i only got 15

[sleek token]

oh wait

[little seal]

i play it whenever i get mad at something else

[little seal]

still a lot

what do u even do lol

[sleek token]

killing barons

over

and over

and over

[little seal]

thats fair

i like breaking my opponents legs

and on small butthurt i like to kill my team after we win

[sleek token]

i like to humiliate the baron

by killing him with guys as low as

uhhh

militia or a lil higher?

[little seal]

i cant seem to win the challenge thing

i got to the barron and got hit once and could not stand up

[sleek token]

me too but u can face the baron by like finishing the gauntlet, and u keep doing the knight stuff until full progress

go to menu and play again

u face the baron

with weapons that YOU want

[little seal]

o

ill give it a lil try

[sleek token]

got me crap like this

whats tdp

and why do i see pred hunters

[little seal]

its at full progress and it not doing it

[sleek token]

huh

lemme show

[little seal]

i cant send picture

[sleek token]

i said

let me show

me

ok so im fighting him rn so lemme beat him and i can do the thingamabob to show u

@little seal

[toxic thistle]

guh?

What is that?

[spark quartz]

John, does this seem like something appropriate to post?

[toxic thistle]

oh

[little seal]

when i do that it takes me to the dummy

[forest falcon]

bruh

why is this the first thing i see

[toxic thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/car-garn47-garn47-gif-8617966044766468391

I was reading that

[sleek token]

turn it off in settings

[little seal]

that worked thank youu

[sleek token]

ez

[sleek token]

my hypothesis why it works is because it sees the baron class as another gauntlet fight (shown because knight gets the 1+ point that u get if u beat as a lower level) so it gives the baron as the boss of the class

[little seal]

he knocked me the fuck out

[sleek token]

good part is that u cannot die and lose everything

[little seal]

apparently u can fight him as a peasant

[sleek token]

yeah i know. i tried

[little seal]

lol

[little seal]

how do u kill this guy

[sleek token]

parry with halfswording, try to wrestle while halfswording (while aiming at the armpits)

[sleek token]

or just play the long game and use the big hammer billhook or halberd (forgot the name) against him

[unreal bay]

[spark quartz]

uhhhh... no?

[little seal]

i literally did it first try this way oml

[olive fox]

daily afc plug is in halfsword chat guys but imma just do a halfass one here too, 43 hard Willies have joined Adrenaline Fighting Championships (AFC), we plan to have events that have fist fighting, and armed fighting, AFC will officially begin when early access/multiplayer starts
Secure your spot in AFC 001 now
DM me for invite

[earnest tapir]

finally found a job, distributing space vodka

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-vegeta-rule-rule445-dodge-ram-gif-24439370

[drowsy finch]

Friends!!

[cobalt shoal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1084926410394706010/1368769899337351348/opposinghorse.gif

[unreal bay]

no you are a bug eater

[cobalt shoal]

Nom nom nom nom.