general-catfish-🐱🐟

[dry shale]

also, ditch the shield. its redundant on high tiers

[spice patrol]

you just named my favorite way of killing higher tiers

[spice patrol]

I like hitting their heads with it

[gusty geode]

id love a brute AI character, just immune to blunt force damage

[dry shale]

true but a mace is more powerful for that

[spice patrol]

true

Honestly I'd rather just throw punches, it's fast and rather effective on the head

And satisfying. When you hit though

[dry shale]

with high tier you're protected enough that going for a two handed weapon with more power is just way more valuable

[spice patrol]

Wanna know the worst way I've died in high tier?

[grand bane]

Not necessarily w small weapons but you should half sword™

[dry shale]

slipping and falling

[neat tundra]

Another thing you can do at defualt or higher damage settings is, if you cant reliably hit them in the head with a blunt weapon because they have a shield or otherwise are good at defense, aim for their limbs.
A good enough swing can and will cause enough damage or pain to make them squirm for a second and open themselves up for a follow up head strike.

[spice patrol]

I'd say yes but surprisingly no, happened in lower tier though. I got a sword through my chest and just WALKED in it even deeper like a dumbass

[dry shale]

high tier fights are basically attrition wars

[neat tundra]

And fuck up their balance or arms if you do it repeatedly

[spice patrol]

see, it works quite well! Kind of

nvm he's still fightingh

bruh

[spice patrol]

That's what I wanted to happen

Finally

Am I weird for saying this is the most satisfying game I played

[dry shale]

no

[spice patrol]

ok yeah blunt weapons are op two hits to the head and bro is sleeping

[dry shale]

yeh

[astral orchid]

anybody play roblox

[spice patrol]

I liked playing in first person in lower tiers but as soon as you get helmets you cant see shit anymore

[dry shale]

mostly realistic

you probably had slightly better vision irl but otherwise the sightlines were pretty bad

[spice patrol]

yeah

That kick that killed him was totally calculated

[forest juniper]

half sword i just threw inup all over my carpet

[obtuse frost]

Is this game gonna be optimized better when the full version comes out cuz my pc is gonna blow up

[spice patrol]

Buhurt...

😭

my poor gtx 970

[obtuse frost]

I have a 3060 and it still has trouble 😭

[unreal bay]

No promises

Perhaps down the line

[spice patrol]

damnnn

forgot to answer mb

[unreal bay]

Good thing tho, we are making our own shader for Half sword. So that most things will be better optimized, can't say that for unreals built in stuff tho

[willow vigil]

oh my goodness gracious

[unreal bay]

Sun bathing

[pearl coral]

i just want ai that fights with historical accuracy lol

well i guess just accuracy

any fencer can see and avoid an actual mace blow

[upbeat skiff]

Will you be adding black and white into the game? As we all know color didnt exist back then

i havent seen any color photos from 15th century

[unreal bay]

You can just use reshade

[upbeat skiff]

i’d like facial expressions when talking

it makes me feel uneasy when willie lays in a pool of his blood screaming but his lips dont move you know

[unreal bay]

Medieval times where far more colorful than Hollywood makes it out be, dull

[upbeat skiff]

Btw idk who did the sound design but its great

ptsd inducing even

[upbeat skiff]

Yeah i agree

i live in bohemia

loads of castles and shi here

some are done up to be period correct

its really cool

[unreal bay]

The goal is that, it feels like insurgency sandstorm PTSD Nokia phone Ringers and explosions

But medieval

[upbeat skiff]

Yeah

add facial expressions

pretty please

[unreal bay]

Oke

[upbeat skiff]

:3

[pearl coral]

the amount of force you require to damage an armored man with a mace makes it very telegraphed and i dearly want willie to be able to avoid them easier

make them as viable as they were in real life

[upbeat skiff]

I want to see willies in pain not just hear them

[wheat brook]

Ghm

[unreal bay]

Stiz

[wheat brook]

Willies😳

[pearl coral]

would be rad if they got worse at dodging the longer the match went on and you end up being able to use last resort weapons more effectively

[unreal bay]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1384213515715481846/1398517946640367746/attachment.gif

[upbeat skiff]

willie

[wheat brook]

Who likes to beat Willie to a pulp??

[pearl coral]

Peep it !

[unreal bay]

It would be rad if Willie ai parkours over the fences, and player can't. Ai just taunts

[upbeat skiff]

Fights with full armor and swords for me go as follows: two men stand around and beat each other with blades to no effect for 5 minutes

[upbeat skiff]

ive knocked myself out on the fence once

i might be regarded

[unreal bay]

Ha

I've broken willies wrist hitting the fence

[pearl coral]

bro sucks

[upbeat skiff]

i was forced into a self defense situation

my hand was forced

[wheat brook]

Predator did NOT kill the marvel verse😭😭

LYING ass novel😭😭

[upbeat skiff]

i wanna see a firearm mod for halfsword

[worthy ginkgo]

good evening everybody

[upbeat skiff]

i wish i could shoot willie with a glock

[worthy ginkgo]

soon

[somber panther]

how

[upbeat skiff]

im giving devs free ideas

i should charge

[unreal bay]

Dev being stupid moment

[somber panther]

lel

willy the headcrab

[pearl coral]

novel lmao

predator vs wolverine was good

[upbeat skiff]

Ive been wondering

[somber panther]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-1-gonarch's-lair-half-life-chapters-gif-12611954846386605446

[upbeat skiff]

you know how visa stopped some game from being bought on steam

[somber panther]

its2am and i havr sudden urge to play half life

[upbeat skiff]

what if halfsword is getting banned for being too gruesome guys

💔

you should make the “blood” green to not upset visa

[pearl coral]

it’s not

[upbeat skiff]

[karmic obsidian]

am i cooked if my guy wont stop holding his severed arm in the abyss

[upbeat skiff]

u never kno

[karmic obsidian]

i cant do anything if ehs holding it

[pearl coral]

there would be dozens and dozens of games in line before half sword lmao

[upbeat skiff]

Credit card companies apparently hold power over what you can or cant buy

[pearl coral]

good thing credit card companies aren’t being lobbied by anti-violence activists

[upbeat skiff]

all games with blood getting banned tomorrow

trust

[upbeat skiff]

yet.

isnt it a scary thought to think fucking visa can dictate what you cant buy

And not just WITH visa

but like

in general apparently

[pearl coral]

i am unaffected and will continue to be

[unreal bay]

You never know

[upbeat skiff]

What a silly mindset

Youre unaffected for now

[pearl coral]

how’s that a silly mindset it literally has not and will not effect me 🙏

affect?

stupid

[unreal bay]

If it happens, we need a Willie launcher

[spark quartz]

GalaxyHighMarshal banned for being blood guy 💔💔💔

[upbeat skiff]

so far

[unreal bay]

Nouuuuuuu

[pearl coral]

effect vs affect is the one thing i wish would be omitted in english

[south roost]

chat im about to beat portal again

[upbeat skiff]

What

theyre completely different

[pearl coral]

negativitymaxxing

[somber panther]

affect here is like a state of high emotion

murder in affect

[upbeat skiff]

No we live in a world where a company can dictate what another company sells

[somber panther]

wait idk if that exists in english too

[upbeat skiff]

thats scary

[pearl coral]

plenty of people have this issue this is not a me thing

[upbeat skiff]

Any using “it doesnt affect me” is really dumb tbh.

[verbal geyser]

Hai Sam :D

[spark quartz]

This is gonna get political but I can't prove it yet

[pearl coral]

affect has so few use cases that i think it should be lumped in to effect

[upbeat skiff]

My bad twin gang

[somber panther]

yea i aint arguing politics imma get a gun instead

goodnight folks

[upbeat skiff]

My fault twinflame

[pearl coral]

hi

[spark quartz]

Aye I cant prove it YET, its on the cusp

[pearl coral]

yeah we should ban Seal

bad influence type shift.

[upbeat skiff]

god forbid a whiteboy spits a lil bit of facts

[spark quartz]

I dont think he's in the market for a ban

[normal mica]

someone record the PvP build?

[spark quartz]

but he is watched

[upbeat skiff]

Can i keep it a buck

[pearl coral]

keep an eye on this rogue

[upbeat skiff]

i have like

europol, interpol, cia, mi6

watching me

probably some more

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/shivering-dog-shiver-me-timbers-shiver-me-timbers-dog-gif-23060744

[upbeat skiff]

But ill manage yknow

[upbeat skiff]

me when a van drives past

[spark quartz]

Gang stalkers bro they're after me

[pearl coral]

me when any vehicle drives past while i’m not in a vehicle

i’m deathly afraid of drive by shootings

[spark quartz]

bro ever since I've been driving whenever I'm not driving I get Hella sketch

[upbeat skiff]

I wont go into detail but one of my friends has been questioned about me

and he was literally thrown into an unmarked van

[spark quartz]

youre a white kid from suburbia dawg you are not getting shot 😭

[upbeat skiff]

u never kno

[pearl coral]

the tennessee hood map updated 2025 says otherwise

[upbeat skiff]

these streets aint safe

i personally use a level 3A kevlar vest

[spark quartz]

got dang alligator gonna fill bro up with lead

[upbeat skiff]

hill billies might

[pearl coral]

dawg it’s tennessee

[upbeat skiff]

Does anyone here know Paul Harrell

[spark quartz]

Florida, Tennessee, Kentucky. Whats the difference

[upbeat skiff]

Or however u spell his last name

[pearl coral]

i can count the unique species of wildlife i’ve seen here on one hand

[upbeat skiff]

He made a video about going on a hunting trip where he was randomly shot at by some random dudes far away

stuff happens u can never be too paranoid

[pearl coral]

possum, deer, black bear, ant, feral cat

[south roost]

i just beat portal

[pearl coral]

i haven’t even seen a raccoon before

[upbeat skiff]

ant

brother said ant

[pearl coral]

why of course

[spark quartz]

we got bears in NV

[upbeat skiff]

I have a feeling u might not go outside

😭

[pearl coral]

NEW VEGAS ???

[pearl coral]

i do

[spark quartz]

no the not lame part of nevada

[pearl coral]

we have 5 acres of land behind our house

[spark quartz]

so anywhere else lol

[pearl coral]

there are not many animals here

[spark quartz]

(Vegas sucks)

[upbeat skiff]

How are you counting ant into wildlife gang

[pearl coral]

[upbeat skiff]

dont let these ants catch u slippin big dawg

[pearl coral]

fortnite gun

[upbeat skiff]

nerfgun fr

[pearl coral]

birds are so funny when they run

[wheat brook]

What

[upbeat skiff]

u right

[wheat brook]

Why do birds even run man

[upbeat skiff]

the chance of you hitting an ant with a rifle

[spark quartz]

when they cant fly

[upbeat skiff]

better get a shotgun

.410 with ratshot

[upbeat skiff]

ive seen healthy birds run

for a little bit

Birds flying is like us running

you dont run everywhere do you

[pearl coral]

i would say birds running is like man jumping

[upbeat skiff]

Birds flying gotta be like

energy expending yknow

[vague kettle]

someone buy me this game when it releases🙏

[upbeat skiff]

buy it yo self gng

tf

[vague kettle]

am poor😔

[pearl coral]

which one is cooler chat

[wheat brook]

What the hell kind of injury is that

[wheat brook]

Right

More cool lines

[vague kettle]

am stealing this meme

[upbeat skiff]

Fatal.

[wheat brook]

Damn😳

[nimble karma]

💀💀💀💀

Sore loser

WHOD YALL BAN TONIGHT WHATS THE TEA

Oh hell naw now its beef

[wheat brook]

Add this scream to half sword

[kind tree]

these are frog mouths right? I like the 2nd one better

[stable basin]

second one

WHY AM I STILL FISH

WHO NAMED ME FISH

[kind tree]

I like the visor mechanism on the second one better as well

[south roost]

man reportedly doesnt realize he is breaking the rules

[spark quartz]

wsg fish

[pearl coral]

they’re grand bascinets with frogmouth visors

the first one is retrofitted to be for the joust and is effectively more frogmouth than grand bascinet but is still mechanically distinct

[kind tree]

wait so

why would you make great bascinet helmets but replace the visors

wouldnt it just be easy to just make frogmouths

[pearl coral]

for the first one:
it’s cost effective to add one extra plate and then replace the visor

for the second one:
either he preferred the ergonomics of the frogmouth visor or wanted to use the helmet for the joust and didn’t want to buy a whole extra helmet

[kind tree]

oh so they were just repurposed for jousting?

[pearl coral]

frogmouth and frogmouth adjacent visors show up in various places and battle contexts to varying interpretations

[pearl coral]

the first one definitely, the second one maybe

he might’ve just preferred that type of visor

[kind tree]

definitely odd they chose the base of a great bascinet

[pearl coral]

plus it was during a kind of weird time for german speaking armored fashion (particularly helmets)

[pearl coral]

why do you think so

[kind tree]

could've been any other helmet base

do the folds under the helmet still count as a gorget if its part of the helmet itself?

because he could have just chosen a normal bascinet and just wore a gorget

[pearl coral]

wdym

[kind tree]

the plates that cover the neck

[pearl coral]

this was 1450, bascinets weren’t around anymore

[stable basin]

YOU

change me back

[pearl coral]

this should help our conversation

[kind tree]

should've just worn a sallet instead smh

[pearl coral]

his harness is displayed with one half the time

[south roost]

the second looks cooler but thats basically not being able to see

[kind tree]

yeah are the plates that cover the neck still a gorget or do they call it something else

[pearl coral]

in period they would be called a bevor

[wheat brook]

Sam get the second one

[pearl coral]

a gorget generally has the connotation of being separate and worn under the helmet

[kind tree]

bevors cover the chin too

[pearl coral]

in period they would be called a bevor

[kind tree]

whack

[pearl coral]

one advantage of a great bascinet compared to an armet or a “true” frogmouth or something like that is that you can pretty freely look down

and another thing with grand bascinets is that on top of all of this they afford a great deal of closely fitted face protection

[kind tree]

idk abt all of them tho

[pearl coral]

it seems to me like his helmet was sort of designed for opposite sides of the coin of combat, very cavalry oriented when the visor is down and very foot combat oriented when not

[kind tree]

some of these seem really restrictive to head movement, or even designed to be stationary

oops

cat sat on my keyboard

[pearl coral]

which ones

[kind tree]

let me find an example

[pearl coral]

armets are certainly more generally mobile compared to frogmouths but with a wrapper it basically gets put down to grand bascinet level again

[kind tree]

actually this one

when worn with a chestpiece and pauldrons I don't think you could move your head down

[pearl coral]

why wouldn’t you be able to

the neck plate articulates

[kind tree]

oh shit I didn't see that

[mighty badger]

neat?

[kind tree]

tbh I like sallets a lot better just because of how they looks

[mighty badger]

oh i quite like that

[kind tree]

as well as armets

[kind tree]

very neat

[mighty badger]

it looks like it would be a mace if it were a weapon

[pearl coral]

What

[mighty badger]

thank you kind sir

[kind tree]

also what

[mighty badger]

the helmet smells mace-y

[pearl coral]

i love armets

[mighty badger]

something you would see a knight with a mace use

or even better, those morningstars with chains that hold the iron balls

[kind tree]

the greenwich armet is my favorite

I'd say its the one of the greatest armets oat

[pearl coral]

there are a few

do you mean george clifford’s

[kind tree]

full neck mobility and decent visibility

[pearl coral]

a lot of higher noblemen would have owned maces

especially this guy since he was a governor

civil office like that carried badges of office

[kind tree]

to be honest not a particular one

[mighty badger]

is there any particular reason for the mace's nobility status?

[kind tree]

just any with an articulated neck and engravings

[pearl coral]

looks raw af

[kind tree]

power

like a judge's mallet

the little thing they whack

[mighty badger]

also, compared to that last outfit how does this one do

[mighty badger]

fair enough

[pearl coral]

i would say it’s moreso because it’s somewhat of a “vanity” weapon, at least relatively

[kind tree]

it was like jewelry I think

[mighty badger]

also its more effective agaisnt armor no?

[pearl coral]

far more men would have only owned swords compared to the amount of men only owning maces

only the wealthy could even expect to use a mace

[kind tree]

I mean wouldn't you have peasants with shitcan maces

[mighty badger]

i can see somebody pimping up a mace easier than i can see somebody pimping up a sword

[pearl coral]

not really, it’s a last resort

[kind tree]

just a piece of junk on a stick

[mighty badger]

i think i am confusing it with a morningstar then?

[pearl coral]

you were by law required to own a sword in most places

[mighty badger]

i dont know weapons very well tbh i just find them cool

[kind tree]

...the peasants??

[pearl coral]

the ones on chains? those ones were hardly used ever, very much an experimental thing

[pearl coral]

everybody

[mighty badger]

anything war related?

[kind tree]

how would they afford one

[pearl coral]

you had to own wargear relative to your tax bracket

[mighty badger]

if everybody owns a sword everybody can be a soldier

[pearl coral]

wdym

[kind tree]

isnt that a flail not a morningstar

[mighty badger]

send the peasant fodder first, tire the enemies

[pearl coral]

what else are they gonna buy lmao

[mighty badger]

and THEN send the actual army

[kind tree]

food and clothes

[south roost]

commoner isnt a soldier?

[kind tree]

why would they need to own a sword anyway?

[pearl coral]

peasants were rarely used in war or sent as fodder or anything, it’s more likely they had to own gear like that for domestic defense

[mighty badger]

i meant it subjectivelly, as in if you are armed you can go to war

[mighty badger]

i see

[kind tree]

wouldnt that make peasant uprisings easier

[mighty badger]

i would be a horrible king IOHJAJKLDWDKLHNLKSJADWE

[pearl coral]

so that they could defend themselves and their families from wildlife, ne’er-do-wells, and foreign invaders

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/who-me-grandpa-grandfather-gif-21979773

[pearl coral]

most peasants would have one outfit and grow or make their own food

keep in mind peasants are like the bottom of the barrel for owning wargear, it’s like a helmet and a sword and a spear type requirements

[south roost]

is there any reasoning on why you fight in a random arena in half sword

also i remember one of the doors being open

did they remove it

[kind tree]

I looked this up and I'm not really finding anything on it being required to own a sword

[mighty badger]

oml i just found a pic that i made arthur into fucking di caprio lol

[pearl coral]

google is not a reliable source

i would send one if i had one on hand

[stable basin]

yes you TURN ME BACK

[mighty badger]

hello silly

[spark quartz]

turn you back to what?

[spark quartz]

HELLO SAX

[mighty badger]

put a fish in your pfp

its inevitable

i accepted my destiny as john halfcord

[kind tree]

do send me one if you find it

[south roost]

is this the mandela effect

[kind tree]

I've just never heard of this before

[mighty badger]

Hi mr sillyster

hope you are doing well

[spark quartz]

I am, hope u are too

[mighty badger]

idk

[mighty badger]

i am pretty good indeed

i went to this gaming museum tonight

really cool stuff

[south roost]

i swear to got there was a door that was open that went out somewhere

i think it was another arena

[kind tree]

that was a thing?

[spark quartz]

whattttttttt they have those

[mighty badger]

managed to play a match of the new mario kart from the switch 2 too :)

[south roost]

i think so

it was for a day

[kind tree]

I do NOT remember this

[pearl coral]

yeah your martial obligations scaled to your wealth, most city residents would have like half a harness and some decent weaponry

[south roost]

then it went away

[mighty badger]

it functions weird, like its an itinerant event

[kind tree]

maybe a bug?

[mighty badger]

they go to shopping malls around the country the whole year

[south roost]

no it had an actual thing behind it

another arena

it was fully modeled too

[spark quartz]

that's rad tho

[mighty badger]

and put up old videogame consoles/computers from the 90's to 70's

BTW

they had a perfect replica of the pong videogame

functioning and all

[kind tree]

like how the US has tons of people who own guns?

[mighty badger]

the main event though is where they set up this huge gaming spot with a lot of consoles and different games, mostly multiplayer games for people to play together

[south roost]

i wonder if it was real

[mighty badger]

i swear to god i read most city residents would have like half a sword

[south roost]

he said the word

[mighty badger]

looking like the antagonist of a tarantino wild west movie

[pearl coral]

http://myarmoury.com/talk/viewtopic.40060.html @kind tree

[kind tree]

alr thanks I'll get back to you when I read this

[pearl coral]

nah most people who lived in the city were pretty well off, either artisans or land owners that had farms operated by servants and stuff

[pearl coral]

armor and weaponry (moreso armor) is more equatable to a car in terms of how it scales with your wealth and how wide the range between the cheapest and most expensive

[kind tree]

yuh ik abt armor

I love armor

I don't really kjnow laws and such however

[pearl coral]

there’s one italian record in 1492 (iirc) where a jousting harness is sold for about the price of a dozen farming tools

A jousting armour for a man of polished iron, so armet, pauldrons, cuirass, arm harness, greaves and cuisses
florins 20

An armour made for Piero de' Medici, provided with everything, so with an armet with two wrappers, one cuirass with two additional breastpates, two pairs of pauldrons, two of with with reinforce and two without, one pair of arm harness with double guards, one pair of tassets and cuisses and greaves and a pair of gauntlets and a sallet with bevor and a vamplate for a lance, all gilded.
florins 90

Three steel scythes
florins 14

only three actually! not even a dozen!

[south roost]

what if the peasant boss's scythe was usable

[pearl coral]

it used to be and it was lame

they couldn’t figure out a reliable way to make it balanced so it would end up either clipping out of existence or carrying you through the whole game

[south roost]

i mean you can still use it in abyss

[sleek token]

Ni hau huzz

[south roost]

??

[violet garden]

the old lightsaber scythe and that one 1-handed axe youd get in the 2nd tier in the previous demo, cracked

[mighty badger]

hello

[south roost]

lightsaber??

[violet garden]

the OG scythe was the sharpest thing in the world man

glorious european iron folded 0 times forged into farming implement, able to cut straight through any material known to man

[sleek token]

Nah man

I have a clip

Where i killed the farmer boss

He dropped the scythe

I fell lightly on it

AND GOT CUT IN HALF

mind u he was dead

[severe fulcrum]

Brah old scythe you wouldn’t have to touch it

And guts would fly

[sleek token]

I miss the old halfsword demo blood

[violet garden]

farmer boss used his mind to kill you from the spirit realm bro

tragic

[severe fulcrum]

Anyone know if there are any HS masters of the sword in one hand, short sword, or sword and buckler

Seems like ain’t none

[pearl coral]

i love french class !

[south roost]

??

[ornate mortar]

banger

[sleek token]

“Me blowing up my opponents head with my incel rage”

[south roost]

it wont load

[pearl coral]

apparently not

the listening party is over bro

[ornate mortar]

weird

[south roost]

dude wth why is the green album so short

[violet garden]

this english only server..

[sleek token]

He didnt even speak french yet lol

[pearl coral]

bro talking weezer ?

[sleek token]

Also hes a mod, i think he knows the rules

[south roost]

i have listened to like the regular version of blue,deluxe of blue,30 of blue,pinkerton,deluxe of pinkerton,and green now im gonna go listen to maladroit

[pearl coral]

me and gandalf are like this 🤞

[south roost]

why the thumbs down

[mighty badger]

LOVE BROADSWORD THAT REQUIRE A SHIT TON OF MOMENTUM TO EVEN WORK

[violet garden]

i have a sworn duty to attend to

[sleek token]

Murder of france?

[mighty badger]

its our thing

we need to bully them mods

they like abusing us plebeans

[pearl coral]

I HATE WEEZER !!

[violet garden]

protection and upholding of the Half Sword Discord server rules

[south roost]

NO

[pearl coral]

that is longsword

[south roost]

I WILL LISTEN TO EVERY WEEZER ALBUM

[mighty badger]

fuck you samuel

also you are right

[pearl coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/57O1anKcjHS08BGID6B9BF?si=C3k2He9QR5qGaZNsC2as8A

[sleek token]

Why would u wanna do suicide?

[south roost]

weezer isnt that bad

[pearl coral]

i have fought with a broadsword once before, i do not enjoy it

[violet garden]

rule 1 do not be scoundrel no personal attacks plz.

[lime knoll]

@spark quartz

[sleek token]

“Eating out of the dumpster isnt that bad”

[mighty badger]

i think that irl i would prefer to play with a rapier

[spark quartz]

[pearl coral]

true asl

[south roost]

why are you trashing weezer

[pearl coral]

yuck

[lime knoll]

DAYUM

[sleek token]

Its bad

[spark quartz]

what can I say 😏

[south roost]

for what reason

[lime knoll]

That fcking emote got customs banned😭😭😭

[mighty badger]

i like the litlle thrusting technique you need to have

[sleek token]

Bad lyrics and bad melodies

[violet garden]

ehmmm music taste is subjective pal quit being a frickin loser bud frickin not cool bud cmon pal

[mighty badger]

i also like longswords

i have fought using a few and the thinner ones handled nicely

[pearl coral]

here we see the samofsaturn battling a broadsword adept

[sleek token]

Erm listen to the crazy bus theme, no man’s opinion would be “yeah good song” music is not subjective its objective

[pearl coral]

it is a very stationary art i do not take well to

the footwork is very reservèd

[mighty badger]

you are the red one right?

the more red

the red belly

[south roost]

2 words

music taste

no reason to hate weezer this much

[sleek token]

Yes but arguably good music would always be better than bad music

[pearl coral]

well one of us has a scabbard designed to fit the weapon and one of us doesn’t

[violet garden]

you are a fool most cloistered

[pearl coral]

i am the one without it

goodness gracious i forgot how hard this song rips

[sleek token]

I love how my ragebait is working so well

[pearl coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1YGpvUjF33rm5LhUKRsjiy?si=XBmZSWYiSVmi2yPmYZZaGw

[violet garden]

this rule 1a. do not be scoundrel no baiting plz..

[sleek token]

Music nerds when u say something that opposes their views (you must join their echo chamber)

[south roost]

im not angry im just questioning you

[mighty badger]

ragebaiters enter halfcord like single moms in their thirties enter clubs

[south roost]

you could just say "i dont like weezer" instead of insulting it

[sleek token]

This is playful, not to actually annoy

[pearl coral]

i’m a lot more used to having to shift my weight around and it’s hard for me to maintain a narrow stance

[violet garden]

i am not a "nerd" i am a connoisseur. i am a fucking genius. im a goddamn animal. dont ever talk down to me again. i am the holy and the divine judgement on any topic i choose to speak on because i only choose to speak on topics in which i am the holy and the divine judgement. im going beastmode. dont come near me. aghh. its not safe. i have a zyn in im losing control. aghhh.

[sleek token]

Tldr

In english please

[pearl coral]

our school flooded and they were literally draining a hallway with a fireman’s water hose but we didn’t get out early

[sleek token]

When i see red, RUN

[pearl coral]

TWO rooms had their roof collapse and they just.. relocated classrooms instead of dismissing us

[south roost]

wth you guys have swords n shit on your school??

[pearl coral]

no

[sleek token]

Huh

[mighty badger]

JDABWAJKASBDBNAWJKDWBN AWW

[violet garden]

you need me to summawize fow you? you want me to make you a sandwich? you want me to pack youw wunch? freak off bro. dont say foolish shit like that. aint shit to me man.

[nimble mirage]

he is a super nerd

[mighty badger]

@lost palm

[mighty badger]

interesting

[sleek token]

When my pants turn brown, RUN…

[violet garden]

ON THE GRIND 💯 4 LYFE

[pearl coral]

dawg a sink literally exploded and they just left the room lmao

we’re gonna go to school tomorrow and not a single bathroom is gonna work

[violet garden]

i wouldnt run id be all like makin fun of you and shit. youd be all stinky and gross and shit fuckin loser bro. id hella make fun of you bro. aint got shit on me brah. pooping your pants and shit i havent even pooped my pants in sevenmonth. you think youre anything? im better bro..

[pearl coral]

they had students lining up in the office to pee in a bucket

[foggy stag]

is there gon be multiplayer

[south roost]

read the faq

[foggy stag]

for the game

[south roost]

bruv

[foggy stag]

wht it say

is there

[sleek token]

Early access splitscreen

[sleek token]

WHAT

[violet garden]

what do i even say to this this is insane

[foggy stag]

bra multiplayer gon be like hellish quarts

[south roost]

read

[pearl coral]

it was quite a day man

[south roost]

the THING

[violet garden]

teacher can i leave class i have to go use the pissbucket ™

[foggy stag]

ok

[mighty badger]

it works

[pearl coral]

they had the media art teacher trying to clean one of the bathrooms, he came back with squeaky shoes

[south roost]

the sun

[sleek token]

Anyways gn lads

[south roost]

why media art teacher in specific

[sleek token]

God be with you

[violet garden]

bad night bruh... youve insulted me and my honor.... blight on you......

[pearl coral]

i have no clue bro

he’s an art major

they tried getting my boy to do janitor work

[mighty badger]

BOOM KACHING BOOM KACHING BOOM

[sleek token]

https://tenor.com/view/vagabond-climber-vinland-saga-miyamoto-musashi-miyamoto-gif-11866414188443919827

Love be with you

[south roost]

i like how willies will just shout insults halfway thru a scream

[pearl coral]

i met my first Larry the other day

[mighty badger]

AAAAH-GAMUFFIN

[sleek token]

The cat?

[mighty badger]

guys the umbrella is actually peak

[pearl coral]

cheesy chicken crispinada oh how i miss it

[pearl coral]

the guy

i found a guy named larry is what i’m saying

[sleek token]

https://tenor.com/view/larry-larry-cat-chat-larry-meme-chat-meme-cat-gif-10061556685042597078

We are all larry

We are sinners

[mighty badger]

hell no

fuck off satan not today

https://tenor.com/view/masafruit-sackboy-sackboy-angry-gif-16481376903626554977

[warm shoal]

Off topic but I can instantly tell what disease you have

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-pill-hospital-dr-chase-house-gif-12906407686605985396

Btw it's lupus

[sleek token]

Insane icebreaker💀

[mighty badger]

OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE LMAO

[mighty badger]

oh shit neat the grand chase character

my main

[sleek token]

https://tenor.com/view/its-never-lupus-lupus-house-house-md-hugh-laurie-gif-11021011

[mighty badger]

he is so edgy dawklçnwdajksadhwk

[sleek token]

He needs more mosquitoe bites

[mighty badger]

love me my vampire cowboy

[south roost]

ç mentioned

turkey

[pearl coral]

what is the name of the pattern that isn’t plaid but is like plaid

[foggy stag]

plad?

[mighty badger]

checkered?

[indigo hare]

Plaid

[cobalt crag]

i said this in the other channel but imma say it here cause im getting worried

[pearl coral]

flannel you dumbasses

[indigo hare]

Go cut down a tree!!!!

[frank bone]

ohhhhhh

[mighty badger]

i fucking hate you and i hope you have a great rest of the week because my hate is purely comical and you deserve good things in your fucking life you fucking fuck

https://tenor.com/view/guitars-gif-23872179

[pearl coral]

Thanks

[kind tree]

I love this

very nice engravings

[mighty badger]

looks good

[pearl coral]

alla’tedesca is always peak

if i could have two dream harnesses the second would be alla’tedesca

[kind tree]

tbh I like brigandine a lot better than plate

[mighty badger]

and the first?

[kind tree]

it is SO comfy

[mighty badger]

okie my time to go

i may or may not disappear until saturday

farewell

https://tenor.com/view/metal-skull-eyes-lights-etchings-gif-8728104

[south roost]

4 am

i slee p

[karmic nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-kitty-feline-kitten-gif-1885455274658164429

[pearl coral]

second quarter of the 15th century italian harness with a fabric covered tuscan style armet, lilypad double-grand guardbrace, dagged maille sleeves and dagged maille shirt-skirt, fully gilded standalone skirt, maille haute-greaves and sabatons, white straps, green belt and scabbard

ideally the pauldrons would project inward to nearly touching each other

[warm shoal]

I have bad news

https://tenor.com/view/house-house-md-murder-lupus-gif-6955091101110819613

It might be lupus

[smoky peak]

Do yall think half sword should add different fighting animations that you can choose from or unlock?

[queen halo]

yea

[warm shoal]

Idk about you, but that seems like it would be pretty hard to add

[warm shoal]

But yeah

[void lintel]

guys where can i download the og beta?

the one in the void

[pearl coral]

for example ?

[pearl coral]

you can play the void in the current demo

click abyss at the bottom or die in the gauntlet

[toxic thistle]

so true

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/geebo-editing-shawties-michael-cera-gif-24719353

[scarlet creek]

the exanima propaganda worked

[elder pawn]

should i slime out my British friend

[nimble warren]

lol will there ever be a possible gun mod

[gusty geode]

me as a man of the united kingdom

every morning

the grind never stops

[desert ridge]

Would you recommend a polearm for self defense purposes someone else said knives weren’t very effective

[waxen zenith]

Anything that's sharp enough to pierce skin is effective

Just situational

[desert ridge]

Ok good cause you aren’t allowed knives in airports

[unique flower]

I allegedly managed to accidentally sneak a knife through TSA with it in a pants pocket in a bag and didnt realise until I was unpacking and going through my stuff a couple days later

it was allegedly a cheap shitty pocket knife that was 3 dollars

this allegedly happened years ago

[stable basin]

how does beans and toast really taste

is it actually worth the hype

[waxen zenith]

Tastes like beans on toast

[spark quartz]

hey fish

[waxen zenith]

Do you expect the combo to taste like anything else? Think of the taste of toast, then beans.

Walah, you have the taste of beans AND toast.

[stable basin]

RELEASE ME FROM MY PRISON

SILLY, CHANGE ME BACK TO “abom” AND MY SOUL IS YOURS!!!!

oh

[spark quartz]

it already is

[stable basin]

alright

[spark quartz]

now give me your soul

[stable basin]

ok here

[spark quartz]

thanks

also fyi abom you can indeed change your own name lol

[stable basin]

hey silly

i cast heatseeking fireball

[spark quartz]

thats a great new name

[stable basin]

dont

you

dare

dont

[spark quartz]

:3

[stable basin]

you didnt do it

NO

CURSE YOU

[spark quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1405283597753126972/3f5780e6-e47c-4d42-9412-e71561bd55f8.gif

[void lintel]

well yeah everyone know, but i want the old version, i saw a reddit comment who said it was still availible somewhere

[stable basin]

ive been reduced

to a mere spell

for a name

i’m not really that mad

honestly

thanks silly

[obsidian trout]

if you think too much and too hard

can you develop schizophrenia?

or does it make you smarter

[spark quartz]

would you prefer to be a different spell?

[nocturne moss]

mfw when my neighbor with no heirs dies of the black death so the king lowkey passes his land onto me

[spark quartz]

"Yo, you kinda sick tho. Listen, I got some crazy T. Jeremiah of Poupon died last night lmao, black death got bro. You want his shit? You can have it for free fs bro"

[nocturne moss]

lmao more than likely

[indigo cargo]

Let me see that armor shake

[nocturne moss]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-reaction-knight-medieval-my-reaction-to-that-information-gif-27668412

[limpid prawn]

hi silly head

[spark quartz]

ratatatata hello

[limpid prawn]

why are you yellow

you should be this color

[spark quartz]

idk bwo

[limpid prawn]

be red again :(

[spark quartz]

I can't go back 😞

[nocturne moss]

He was forced to be yellow forever 💔💔

[wary cliff]

Giant rat

More like ratatouille

https://tenor.com/view/le-fishe-au-chocolat-chocolate-gif-25868863

[upbeat skiff]

fische

[upbeat skiff]

mfw its my 14th birthday and i finally get to pillage my first ville

[gloomy urchin]

meow

[wary cliff]

That how i see you btw

[gloomy urchin]

thanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8oyNT--GhE

you think i should get signalis

[wary cliff]

Cool asf

It look like the mw2 mission

[wanton portal]

so like

what is dmc about

[forest falcon]

blyat

[upbeat skiff]

ksp enjoyer?

if you play ksp you NEED freeiva

and MAS + MFD

[forest falcon]

hmm

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1248466428231815280/1405337638449446922/brytyjski-rzad-radzi-usuwac-stare-e-maile-i-zdjecia-by-v0-ki9yvtzsntif1.png?ex=689e762a&is=689d24aa&hm=761700c849e4b701ce226a8faaaf6f118ce7919ecc69d68e164f0e98cd37171a&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=678&height=836

surely nothing will go wrong

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/0GRdmX7_pGA/maxresdefault.jpg

[upbeat skiff]

Well duh

Next in line will be thought scanners

to make sure youre not commiting any mind crimes

[gilded onyx]

knight romance

https://tenor.com/view/inspector-gadget-gif-1702973234269130446

[lunar stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1003783093901086771/1332469114463191051/attachment.gif

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/catdog-gif-18135884

[lunar stream]

domestic violence

[nocturne plank]

This image is fire

[scarlet cradle]

horsception

[unreal bay]

UK is becoming closer to Watch Dogs Legion and black mirror by the day

[forest falcon]

can't wait for parkouring grandmas

[unreal bay]

Same

[forest falcon]

https://youtu.be/VZFi7qy3uNg

real

[twilit crane]

Is the van racist too?

[keen gate]

Lmao

[jagged sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/shiba-inu-shiba-max-shibenation-le-fishe-gif-26091817

[stable basin]

not in particular

[gloomy crest]

Also guys ik i might be late but did anyone notice how jacked this Willie is?
Maybe we getting a body customization

[earnest tapir]

space engine

[earnest tapir]

i have ksp but idk, its kinda difficult for me?

[earnest tapir]

idk what are those

[lavish blade]

repost

what should i do with the willie player model

[somber panther]

give him a willy

[lavish blade]

no

next

[uncut bolt]

I have a founded hatred for pitchforks

[fringe slate]

Hambuggers

[somber panther]

love em or hate em

no way to not haev an extrme opinion on

[upbeat skiff]

Difficult

yeah

Its restarted

you need to manually create maneuvers

But thats sorted with mods

[upbeat skiff]

Imagine this: You can see from the inside of the rocket and fully control it using various screens and shit

also you can move freely inside of the space ships

also with SASS it can go to orbit and transfer to diff planets using automation

[somber panther]

holy motherfu

is that in ksp?

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/nightreign-elden-ring-libra-madness-crab-gif-16686471126296520870

[earnest tapir]

I mean I'd love to play KSP but the building and trying to figure out controls are kinda hard for me since I don't have experience in that

[astral ether]

Good morning everyone

How are we all doing

[plain scroll]

$18,020,000,000,000,000

Im stupid so this may be wrong

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-cat-mage-cat-mage-cat-by-demonwolf-wizard-cat-by-demonwolf-gif-7332183089245991072

https://tenor.com/view/waltuh-ai-generated-ai-generated-wizard-gif-11953204145969939706

i fucking hate how mathematicians try using real life things as examples of their stupid numbers

[forest falcon]

https://sun9-77.userapi.com/s/v1/if2/5LELVxoYURLck2y_5-IL0IqSZgLRZZMuV_SqbK7cklEl9QLPAJQBQ1C-NFwJzq4_dZtCqStyjPxfSj-sk3J5NgD4.jpg?quality=95&as=32x19,48x28,72x42,108x63,160x93,240x140,360x210,480x280,540x315,640x373,720x420,992x578&from=bu&u=S1939REKy1zZQXU-luEW-SsOgDAO-g-XlG9a7VcYt4I&cs=992x0

[lavish blade]

what

edit

to willies cm

[worldly dragon]

Oddly creepy

[lavish blade]

what should i edit

willies character moedl

what edits should i make to willies cm

[earnest tapir]

willie nugget

[proper lark]

Hair

[lavish blade]

no

hair hard to model

actually lemme try

[forest falcon]

come get yo man

https://sun9-3.userapi.com/s/v1/ig2/DVz4mZ3WxnQ5FjIp7seFTwBPDM9QkS98FVJJ8Wsew1znRyOwMZLMiddpxPmZHsJ6OrrkkjXXfkSdDrVOnvYDyZrd.jpg?quality=95&as=32x44,48x67,72x100,108x150,160x222,240x333,360x499,480x666,540x749,640x887,720x998,740x1026&from=bu&cs=740x0

[indigo hare]

This is disturbingly fantastic. Obviously the guy from smiling friends would be horrifying to look at irl, this is worse than i expected

[lavish blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397892943150317618/1404086302583816354/togif.gif

[tulip copper]

smiling friends

wow chrome

[forest falcon]

https://sun9-37.userapi.com/s/v1/if2/vgAoolwshsjCXNR8hRzARAUCpk1f6P7rm1q2qlTaCW94fRRBX0N58tZkgouCXtiq3AAGazVlngl9Uurk-VFwj8pF.jpg?quality=95&as=32x31,48x46,72x69,108x104,160x153,240x230,360x345,480x460,540x518,604x579&from=bu&cs=604x0

[tulip copper]

yo have improved

wait no

u did not make it

https://tenor.com/view/kerfuffle-fox-gif-18270783

oopsie

[tulip copper]

now make him smiling

be caus

smiling friend

[wanton portal]

now make pim

[forest falcon]

https://sun9-58.userapi.com/s/v1/if2/Nspnh4H-1SuzAKK6i2oLH-wIBXfCE15MukYmbNnKA9IW5JvA6zC66u3zwoclIxITTgo2qMas6woiymCAdnlKiOTN.jpg?quality=95&as=32x21,48x32,72x48,108x71,160x106,240x159,360x238,480x317,540x357,640x423,720x476,1080x714,1179x779&from=bu&cs=1179x0

[gritty lintel]

nooooooooooooo

[forest falcon]

the pink critter?

[gritty lintel]

😔

[astral ether]

Finished Mafia: The Old Country yesterday

Pretty good tbh

Now I’m finally getting around to playing RE 8

[wanton portal]

ay Im walking here

[forest falcon]

i bought exanima

will try it later

[astral ether]

Nah The Old Country takes place in Sicily lol

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-this-guy-silvio-dante-vito-vito-spatafore-gif-24638091

[astral ether]

That’d be more so Mafia 2

Empire Bay is New York City but not because because NYC also exists in Mafia’s universe

[forest falcon]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xCS9GrzJY08?feature=share

[lavish blade]

I DID IT

[lavish blade]

HAIR WILLIE

[upbeat skiff]

Si

[lavish blade]

NEXT

willie cm edit

[worldly dragon]

This looks nice and cursed at the same time

[wanton portal]

oh my lord

he looks like kwebblekop

[forest falcon]

https://avatars.mds.yandex.net/get-entity_search/1981337/1153510315/S600xU_2x

makeup brush willie

[lavish blade]

one day

im workin on smth rn

[forest falcon]

you already made it

[lavish blade]

no

the willie i made has something like an afro

the makeup brush is mroe like a

\ /
\7 shape

gorilla willie

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/autista-cat-meme-spinning-cat-cat-gif-12392576885065971350

[lavish blade]

im well aware gorillas have less saturation

[wanton portal]

@lavish blade why'd you make him blonde though

btw

[lavish blade]

becuz ghm made him blonde in one of his posts

and it looked better than black hair

[forest falcon]

Give willie the monk cut

[lavish blade]

the what

[forest falcon]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5e/41/3e/5e413e74c84e8e99c07bd1a86b09c5de.jpg

[lavish blade]

no

[forest falcon]

k i'll do it myself when i'm free

you suck

[worldly dragon]

Lmao he does

[gloomy crest]

Holy W

[limpid prawn]

this sword is quite nice

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/philosophy-academy-athens-art-raphael-gif-17399902

[lost palm]

[ <:e:1263720914583949393> Removed by @ladymudlady ]

[forest falcon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1248466428231815280/1405470590264934482/IMG_5807.png?ex=689ef1fd&is=689da07d&hm=df29d9ea1aab01a043a3be83f419e217ef60f1820148911a986bc9b5fd6648be&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1172&height=1312

[somber panther]

why he drinking buttermilk

[unreal bay]

raging milkaholic

what a nice view

[queen phoenix]

What if Half Sword had support for the steam workshop?

[unreal bay]

i already answered you

[raven ore]

what if halfsword didnt have steam workshop

[south roost]

willer

[unreal bay]

doable

[hollow oxide]

what if half sword had a fully automatic assault rifle for no reason

[somber panther]

i cast ak-47

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-cat-weapon-rifle-shooting-gif-15286324

[covert notch]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-thinking-gif-18107621495886085895

[upbeat skiff]

are you a biological male by any chance

[forest falcon]

milking and driving kills 🥀

your right hand looks like it's about to pimp slap the camera

[unreal bay]

who is asking?

[sleek token]

Cannon

[sleek token]

Diddenbludden is asking

[gloomy urchin]

meow

[forest falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1248466428231815280/1403295859860308049/womp_womp_waa.mp4?ex=689ef19c&is=689da01c&hm=d3f5c5ffcabdc9b4e255e90ec7b0ca2e421e1e140b85999f0ee09dd70827ea53&

[gloomy urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/car-garn47-garn47-gif-8617966044766468391

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-change-your-ways-deep-meaning-serious-the-gif-14128459904087667281

[gloomy urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956834288928706614/1285569678562824202/attachment.gif

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/cookie-clicker-cookie-click-doctor-silt-tewc-gif-23133066

[tulip copper]

chat i found a fork for tiny pepol?

the pokey bit is the size of my thumb (i have small thumb)

i meant like

my thumb print

ya know

[earnest tapir]

christmas today, trust

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/can-you-believe-guys-christmas-one-week-until-christmas-im-so-thriled-about-this-information-christmas-christmas-meme-gif-24202287

[earnest tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/vintage-story-vintage-story-death-dead-gif-597692274374345153

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/beef-kabob-grill-savory-delicious-gif-3393524

fuck i'm so hungry i can't focus on studying

[indigo hare]

Eat your books

You’ll get smarterer

[primal thorn]

how good would hector salamanca be at rhythm heaven

[forest falcon]

one key master in osu mania

[lavish blade]

download my mod https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/97

[forest falcon]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/cpJkLM6KS1d5M3tWzx3T26zyWfWM-4Y62F7e1hH29mo/%3Fquality%3D95%26as%3D32x17%2C48x25%2C72x38%2C108x57%2C160x84%2C240x126%2C360x188%2C480x251%2C540x283%2C640x335%2C720x377%2C1080x565%2C1280x670%2C1440x754%2C1530x801%26from%3Dbu%26cs%3D1530x0/https/sun9-62.userapi.com/s/v1/if2/r5-ygXT14asnagz0_zEs8rU4gwIRu188pBiTYfFqBTmYq_OlV2tHBEmUrs0qUh9JZ6hiXwxyv1zV4S15dR4pRWGu.jpg?format=webp&width=1683&height=881

https://tenor.com/view/simpson-homer-simpson-voiture-panne-moteur-gif-11912224157250272566

[tawny bear]

didnt let her in and she wanna curse me

[forest falcon]

"would you mind if i did some mild voodoo on you" - jerma viewer

[jovial laurel]

can you play online whit friends?

[forest falcon]

no

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/swimming-cats-kittens-swimming-lessons-gif-4316850680702973596

[jovial laurel]

maybe in future we can this way if you have a anger on someone 🤣 😂 you know what i mean 🇷🇴

[wanton portal]

blocked

[tawny bear]

dude just expect me to let him in😭

[forest falcon]

romania

[jovial laurel]

🇷🇴 yes

[forest falcon]

ts me

[upbeat skiff]

goth girl acquired

[wanton portal]

why does he have the face of a fat person but the body of a homeless man

[upbeat skiff]

never understood why you cant just blast this guy with the 12 gauge

If i saw bro at my door i would send a handful of 00 buck through that plywood

[wanton portal]

because he doesnt live in a state where you can shoot trespassers

👍

[upbeat skiff]

The world is shutting down

theres corpses strung around his home

this guy isnt a human being

[forest falcon]

the day breaks, slav edition

[tawny bear]

they all look weird

[gloomy urchin]

did they full release it

[wanton portal]

the butt chin is not helping her face out

[tawny bear]

no they released a demo

[forest falcon]

it's stifling in here, says the fucking freeloader

[gloomy urchin]

man

[tawny bear]

she said she gonna leave tomorrow and thats the second day she been here

[upbeat skiff]

wait

i havent seen this room

[forest falcon]

I will avoid making a joke not to get in trouble

[upbeat skiff]

has the game been updated recently

[forest falcon]

[gloomy urchin]

ok i hope you all have goob night and a stranger outside your window watching you sleep doesnt get in

[wanton portal]

oh WAIT

ITS THE ROOM

the uh

nvm

FUCK

[tawny bear]

no idea

[forest falcon]

the room

[upbeat skiff]

i sleep with two handguns under my pillow and two rifles next to my bed

i pray to god a stranger breaks in

[forest falcon]

k

[gloomy urchin]

they wont help you trsut me

[upbeat skiff]

rest assured they are going to help me

[earnest tapir]

whats that game

[forest falcon]

x4 foundations

[earnest tapir]

teach me basic ksp?

[earnest tapir]

how goated is this

[upbeat skiff]

sure

install SASS

[earnest tapir]

what

wait

i dont even have ksp installed dawg

[upbeat skiff]

wait whats it called

basically there is like a flight computer for KSP

[earnest tapir]

wait

[upbeat skiff]

it has ascend guidance, rendezvouz guidance, orbit transfers

[earnest tapir]

what mode should i choose

[upbeat skiff]

of what