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would it teat you into pieces
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wait
do we know each other
that's who he is
the goat
of C-rapping
Probably not?
me
Dream bedroom
Stop with the radal emojis

john rondel
Lmfao this is powerful
Da vinyls master
john rondel
clanker made
this is actually a real thing yeah
eol
filthy clankers
CLANKER
RUN CLANKER RUUN
could you stop
stealing my flow
word for word
bar for bar
The seal of desappointement and sadness
omw to ur location
Seals are just big grey beans
Don’t you lie to me. I can sense The Beast from a mile away and this isn’t it. I abhor the machine. I would know. Nose like a bloodhound. I kill AI with my mind. I’m powerful.
You will never guess :3
chat why doesn't embed work
i feel like it’s pretty self explanatory big dog
Americans are so weird man
And if it was AI it’d look a lot shitter
Agreed
From?
Wich country dawg
chat is this guy stupid
A EUROPEAN ONE???
he's American and thinks Europe is a country
Somebody get this guy i stg
nah i thought you are US NaVY sEAL
Noshit
SWING AND A MISS
im czech
SWISS AND PISS
OH NO
so honorary European
USA DUB ONCE AGAIN TBH 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸
Oil
Americans are weird bro
Americans are so weird man
did I miss again
I can’t hear you I just lit a firework over this massive W
bag with melon is cool
fr
idk what's that tho
No but the aura loss from the first one was substantial enough that it doesn’t matter
Can you just post firearm in chat?
Absolute whiff, total fumble
wtf is going on
Tragic.
Please forgive my fellow americans
Imagine living in a dictatorship that’s embarrassing
Don’t forgive me 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 I have no regerts!
chat can i
So i can post my famas?
ew belgian
No
I can't even talk I own an M79 replica
Belgian make FN
But it's sooo asthetically pleasing
Your arms are grenade launchers
Beginning to get into rule 2, we’re so cooked fellas
Bruh you cant even own a single knife in france
I’m in too deep tho I have to keep freedomposting…
How do you cut food then bro
Americans have the freedom to be fat
No US states have laws or even regulations restricting flamethrowers
thats about it
Nails
But you can't carry a sword inside of a cane
Disgusting bro
The american freedom boils down to being able to choose to be fat
GOD BLESS THE US OF A!!! 🦅 🦅 🦅
you cant even opt out of it
Thk :3
franch
we don't cut food in France it's pre cut according to the haute cuisine administration
french + ranch
like kranch
At this point this isn’t even casual racism this is ranked racism
did you guys hear about that french cheese factory that exploded
Skill issue honestly
there was de brie everywhere
🙂
me when i see a fr*nch person
Get out
"De brie"
Banned.
:0
Americans are so weird man
We put genders on everything so you must say Le brie not de brie😈
We're all deeply insecure
I just see donald duck in your avatar
"im gonna Lebron James off"-ahhh language
WHAT 🎇 🦅 🇺🇸 🎆 🌭 🦅
frenchies can do one thing right tho, mash grapes and let them rot
Hell ye
Who up lebronning they james
me
Average french breakfast btw
chat what do you think about russians
average my breakfast
-# im not russian hacker
Great poeple great country
Like not even a meal
Speak for yourself I’m pretty secure in the fact that I’m awesome
my meal
^ russians when they haven't been talked about for more than 5 minutes
it's kind of a problem
(Release my bro pls)
nah it's just weird that we went from "G8" to a fucking treaty with North Korea and no one bats an eye
Its not tuff to smoke..
you forgot the crying
wtf is with this timeline
Hey your american brothers are on our way
to join you
Help
I don't want to go
They make some good types of food
I know a russian mafia place nearby my house
can you just put a proper Donald duck in your profile picture already?
No!
You can't make me
It doesn't even look like him!
Kholodets❤️
pošli kilo jsem chudej
you just gotta re arrange the colors a little bit
you mean russians like inhabitants of the Russian Federation or russians themselves?
i like ossetian pies
it’s not tuff to deface currency..
There other food than bread or potato in russia?
meat pies
Whoever makes the good food
salt
@upbeat skiff neznáš nějakou bohatou holku co by mě rozmazlila? nechci makat 
cooler than inflation
Žebrák
a lot of things are breh
in that case it also looks the swedish flag
realista
Hes hungry that all
is this the american way of coping with being obese
how to say bruh moment in russian ?
you would be surprised at eastern quisine
CZECH LANUGGAE
holy fuck
not the rabbit kind
I will eat an entire gallon sized carton of goldfish in one sitting
rare pull
“THEYRE STARVING LOOK AT THEM!! THEY ARE UNDER 600LB!! STARVING COMMIES!”
fuck
1 sec
Original Soundtrack from Kingdom Come: Deliverance composed by Jan Valta and Adam Sporka, Poverty and Famine (Chudoba a hladomor) with lyrics.
Buy or stream the soundtrack on http://kcdsoundtrack.com
#kcd #kingdomcomedeliverance #gaming #czechrepublic #rpg #soundtrack #music #povertyandfamine #ost
Luckily I'm tall so I can't get fat
the only czech song i know
same
@last whale have you listened to posthumous regurgitation
Potřebuju kozy do pusy, Potřebuju bradavky na jazyku
Just eat less
you would be surprised at how much you would eat after a bite of this, looks bland but its so frekin good
My girlfriends brother spent the sumer in an estonian death metal band
Which is wild
Good for him
doesnt even look bland gng
Hey there’s some beets every now and again too
amerifats just wong eat anything that isnt pumped with blackrock mandated gmo’s
amerifats 💔
jakou
getting creative here
this one is true
as an american can confirm
Try bœuf Bourguignon❤️
Hell as an Eagle Scout
i can imagine very few people who can’t continue a list of adding four letter insults to a prefix breh
Can confirm
No offense to my obese “no child left behind” soulless bugman ameribros
holy peak this song is
You do not understand American cuisine because we will generally eat all kinds of any shit from any culture
honda
to nevěřim 
Nah we just eat all kinds of shit in general
We have shitty food but we also have really really good food 🦅
Especially the shitty kinds of shit
it’s in the half sword code that this album buffs your damage by 7% https://youtu.be/tncNvHZSGLk?si=qKHps0uzMIJVY4WI
First album by english death metal band Bolt Thrower released in 1988 by Vinyl Solution.
Tracklist:
- In Battle There Is Now Law (0:00)
- Challenge For Power (5:01)
- Forgotten Existence (8:36)
- Denial of Destiny (12:21)
- Blind to Defeat (14:51)
- Concession of Pain (17:11)
- Attack in the Aftermath (20:09)
- Psychological Warfare (23...
Wtf
neznám
I mean basically, that’s the life man
AND I WILL BE HEARING NO ARGUMENTS
jsem snad nikdy neviděl takový světla
to je stock
No trust tho
stock nemá takový ledka ne?
musí být něco luxusnějšího
With the sauce
Chicken and waffles is an American staple
to je novej accord?
ano
which country invented chicken and which invented waffles
-# Pretty sure its canadian
Fuck them it’s property of the US now
Sorry.. you are NOT continentpilled
Like Hawaiian pizza
Don’t you know the US invented all the food
dude hawaiian pizza is goated
nemám auto licensi ale auto by se šiklo 
i like pizza with "crab sticks" (they are made from fish and colored)
I wanna see your top 3 of the country with best food
Im bored
dinosaurs and elephants
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elephant stepped on chicken and waffle
peak wow_mao experience
90% of countries have goated food bro I can’t decide that…
Paris #2
Im not this bored dude
europeans literally invented cooking food
huh
My house is older than usa
i saw a profile of a guy who literally had a discord username n-worddestroyer. but with the acttual nword

this is not true
Me to dawg
my bad gng
Serbian/Bosnian/Croatian food is straight up Greek/Middle Eastern food with a touch of Eastern European it’s goated
it is
Europeans did not invent the process of cooking food
Unless you think europeans invented fire
mans sharing cars like he owns them gotta milk him
USE THE RICH
did i flex on you sufficiently to admit im right
pán řediteeeel
My grandad made the ebola vaccine and invested in apple in 1974
No
Not enough flexing
now you have to flex your wealth on me so i admit youre correct
okay fine, ill take my pants off
Serbia invent fire but kind enough to share with world… Srpska life strong 💪 💪 we powerful 🇷🇸
guy has hands smoother than a freshly polished sword handle
I don't have a picture I can take but I bought a 200 dollar nerf gun last semester and it went to the post office to get picked up, and I decided I'd rather just order a second one instead of picking it up
by ses divil
mám docela mozoly
I'm the smart kind of rich
nedivil, já mam tolik tvrdý kůže na nohou že je sotva uštípnu štípkama na nehty 
They’re communicating in Russian, now I don’t know what’s being said so I can’t ragebait
I don't buy a lot of expensive shit
It’s a tough life
blame them for nine eleven
gg
What could Seal mean by this
Cancer stick
ofc the french boy hates smoking
Smoke cigars instead because the cancer log is way cooler
what else scares you? tell me
do you walk outside with a helmet and knee pads
in case a meteor falls on you or you trip and scrape a knee
cowardice and mediocrity
The French should be the last people to hate on smoking, this is shocking to me
cowardice and mediocrity.
Idk like its cool to smoke?
I will be dead long before cancer can get me
"Man I need drugs so bad I need my little drug stick"
"I'm weak of will and need to smoke to enjoy life"
I’m against smoking but even I have to admit it’s dope. I’ve fallen for the Hollywood cowboy propaganda and I don’t even care. Shit’s rad. 10 cigars please.
“smoking isnt cool” holy fuck look at me, im so fucking sick..
I shouldn't bully smokers they already have it rough enough
massive shlong tho
Youre literally scared of inhaling some smoke, your life is so pathetic and mediocre the most risky thing in it is some burnt leaves giving you cancer
but you are still scared of that
Imagine

“Man I really wish I had a way to smell like shit, feel like shit, coat my lungs and walls in tar, make people around me hate me, harm my family, and destroy my body 🙏 “
I smell like a man
you smell like lavender
idk man
Tuff
hi
Fuckin goated hell yeah I smell like lavender peak scent man wdyem
we smell like concepts
I smell like "Clean Comfort"
TRIPLE ICE HOCKEY MAN FIST SCENTED DEODORANT
how smokers feel when they realize they can get a hobby 
i smell like jean paul gaultier, gasoline, gunpowder residue and straight up cancer smoke
"Cool Sport" was my previous scent
and dookie
before that it was "nighttime hike"
Forgive me sir I didn’t realize your game. Alpha shit!
is this refering to something im too rich to get
Which was a custom cologne because I'm rich and can do that
i smell like “Money”
twin.
It was literally a custom tailored cologne just for me and my ex
custom by who
My hobby is fucking my shit up fr
Perfume Specialist in Boston
your hoby is play pretend to be a knight
my hobby
is making MONEY
and it’s awesome
Is being sad

"Next time your girlfriend says “Let’s go movies!~” NO! NO MOVIES! I’M LOCKED IN, I’M IN THE TRENCHES, I’M GETTING RICH. STAND BY ME, AND ENJOY THE FRUITS OF MY LABOR, OR BE GONE."
I LOVE GALLIVANTING AROUND !!
Andrew Tate ass mofo
Have a gf? mistake number one bud
you should spend that date money on some medieval larp stuff
enjoy the fruits of my labor (get wrist slapped when you reach for a ten dollar bill because i’m in the trenches)
My hobby is being a fuckin alpha dog demon prince bro I’m movin different bro I’m the shit bro I got layers of awesomeness I’m unstoppable fuckin beastmodin bro holy shit don’t step to me I’ll take you into deep waters and make you rethink your whole understanding of life bro fuck yeah
She's a trans furry HEMA nerd who owns 6 swords
😭
man
ur too funny
I literally gained more swords by dating her than I could have otherwise
i love this guy
I’m a dog. Ain’t got shit on me man.
misquoted
unlucky
im trans-porting this gin tonic into my gullet

there was de brie everywhere
i need churburg s18 armet
Most people love me but I’m taken already. By the person who loves me the most. Me. Fuck yeah. My mom also loves me a lot but I love myself more because I know what a fuckin savage I am I’m movin ethereally bro I’m the man. Fuck yeah.
Imagine drinking alcohol
Can i be honest
Couldn't be me
No
bro might be a demon
my shield will arrive by the 16th
USPS is shit rn
if ur in USA
I'm such and American fuck me
I fuckin am dawg I’m can be an angle too I’m goddamn beast man holy shit I might be a vampire fuckin rogue bro I’m the absolute coolest because I’m me I’m like Vegeta if he was even fuckin cooler slime you are nothing man not compared to me I set my dope factor to bigmode
"Everyone lives in the US"
after that i’m hoping to get a spear and then after that an arming sword but it’ll take like half a year to get here
🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸
COOLER??
I have soccer balls for blood vessels (real quote from 7 year old me)
Fucking unreal naming scheme tbh
I’ve got tiger’s blood
I also broke a classmates back while I was 7
Bi-winning
Please get ts out of my head
Lore??
Bro stepped on blood
he stole my friend's lunchbox
roblox shoe decal
Reasonable reaction
So I picked him up by the feet and swung him into a swing set
I was a big second grader

You call everything clanker made. I’m just gonna start assuming anything you say is clanker made is human made
This is truth nuke tho
Literally any image on social media these days could be clanker made
how often do yall wash your jeans and similar pants
clankers are getting too good
never
not once
who the fuck wash jeans
Not good enough to get past my all-knowing gaze

i have a pair of work pants that i only wash when it feels metaphysically correct
I hate clankers
Once a year I throw my jeans in the creek and if the current doesn’t return them by the next day I’m not worthy of wielding them
they’re currently covered in steel wool and wd40 but it doesn’t feel right to clean them
jeans need to look like they been in a warzone
Robophobia is the only phobia I engage with
This person HATES arachnophobes
im not scared
of clankers
i hate them
daring today
of what
The crystal ball will tell you when they’re ready fr
That's why I stopped talking to mom
Im not afraid of ai
i HATE IT
i hate technology
i hate led’s
i hate microchips
i hate silicon
fuck silicon
it’s hackneyed to reply i’m not afraid to someone describing a non fear pertaining phobia
is what i was trying to get across in those two words
Foolishness.
2025 definitions
changing the definition of phobia
crazy
it’s meant aversion for years man
"language evolving and I hate it"
i dont trust any dictionary made after 1900
Me when language EVOLVES
"goons should be the bad guys in batman not me"
correct i hate technology
non sequitur
Ok errr based
Sam no that’s my thing quit it
It’s been like that for well over a hundred years
Hell yeah
2016
When the McRib became seasonal
Harambe
Nah
After JFK shot himself
way before that
non sequitur??
Yeah man stop stealing my swag man
real answer: Ronald Reagan
industrial society and its consequences have been a distater for the human race
let’s pump the brakes on the president patterings-on
Wuh oh
fr*nch
Truly beautiful how some things can transcend language barriers
Not familliar with the phrase patterings-on
i’m something of a shakespeare myself
Real Answer: invention of agriculture
isn’t it a basilisk
Youre allowed to survive by them
Ban him for minor technical error
no terrorismo
make ts a sticker in the server]
pipe down sealbert the eye of terror watcheth
It ain’t terrorism it was targeted killings
I’m thinkin pretty hard rn I’m thinkin ‘bout your mom, pimp. Oorah.
scratches chin
quit it
lest ye be placed in the corner as well
Ok
Yeah modern society makes it so you don’t have to work for your goals so people end up creating “surrogate activities” that they don’t need to be happy
This is going to get political but I just can't prove it yet...

its been political now it’s just skirting the edge of allowed
You’re late, already got political
i’m going to BED so it’s all @spark quartz‘s responsibility now
Has Silly not been hooked up to the mod hivemind slip machine yet?
This is a breach of protocol
Crap man im bouta go to bed too
Get in the braintank
@upbeat skiff sorry for ping but what are your thoughts on this explanation for the decline of society
damn 🥀
@upbeat skiff sorry for the ping plz dont answer
he’s timed out for engaging in this topic my boy
should be a sign to you
I haven’t said anything ban worthy I just talked about the decrease in quality of life due to the “system”
autocorrect almost got me banned on system
Why im confused about what I did
Buddy, if you want to talk about the subject you've continued to push take it dm's and talk to Seal there.
silly mod what happened to silly head
: (
silly head is still here
Hi guys
hello dev welcome
Thank you
mfw i want to click two parts of a UI in succession and after clicking the first one a minute shift in the buttons occurs and i misclick the second thing


timeout speedrun any%
Canadian army,
Mexican army,
John Brown
Dude can you just... stop
Ok
i would NOT want to encounter smn with Willie mentality
stop halfswording my general catfish

oh dont worry
i have yt video
#anime
#animeedit #fy #box #sport #joe #joeyabuki #amv #hajimenoippo #megalobox #ashitanojoe
like damn look at Willie's eyes
Willie is gonna violently fist you
you can even say that he is....
i remember flying into castle wall
wouldn't recommend
i wanted to say fister
Willie is not the fister
bruh my Willie opponent has killed himself with fence
imma send smth random at russian channel
what is on his chin
And the maille coif took 30 minutes
The polish channel is really NOT beating the allegations
A rondel thingy
same vibe
On the original image I based this off he had a full maille coif
I cut it so it took less time
LMAO
chat i've came up with smth to take down any foe
they won't see it coming
won't work on Baron tho
he is crazy bussin rich
AHHHH
WW1 game series?
I actually have a job i really need to get to sleep for right now 🥀
what's that
OHHH THIS
Is it like, Isonzo and games such as that?
like Verdun, Tannenburg, and Isonzo
justice for WW1
peak era
with modern graphics it will finally be more enjoyable than WW2 games
I wish we had a game set in WW1 but with Insurgency: Sandstorm mechanics and stuff
yeyeye
imagine Arma III-ah medics
with rats going around the trenches
like in Remarque books
how many armored vehicles did WW1 see?
i remember like Putilov cars
some Bentley
honestly idk
WW1 isnt my strong point for history knowledge
give me an anime title to watch that isnt romance
Ossan Newbie Adventurer
it has female gender in preview image or wtv its called
do i trsut you
it's about a very strong old dude overcoming his limits, the romance aspect is minimal
are we on the same page
yes
Uma Musume
i trust you but are there any modern animes
the right one is kind of like his apprentice and the elf chick on the left is the one he kinda loves
but it's barely shown in the show
inuyashiki
smells like jojo
2017
surprisingly well done
lol
modern like 2000s or 2010s?
modern as in non medievak
ohhhh
Kaguya: Love is War
ehhhh
Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
old
Ashita no Joe
oh nah it's way too old for you
and OST is kinda old school
still holds up
im sorry i never felt vibe of old animes
30 sec example
i like Ashita no Joe because even manga felt like TV show
some old film
not in a literal way my brain just cant deal with old graphics
yk js drop some anime aearch website that doesnt resolve to attack of titans half the time
go go loser ranger
this one's good
man Japan's anime release game been weak for a while
they got a few good ones in a sea of slop
can u say japanese name
wtf is that Sakura Miko creature
thumbnail art
https://x.com/sakuramiko35/status/1924047322918633678
source :
Miko Imitates Boa, Shanks, Uta, Comparison w/ Buggy & Awakens Her Conqueror's Haki
https://youtu.be/2Pokc2mLb-4
MIKO AND KANADE DOING ONE PIECE REFFERENCE IN RUST
https://youtu.be/gqwmB-hYcq4
Miko's Haki Couldn't Reach Lui, Making Her Feel Embarrassed
https://youtu.be...
hibiki
the plot's fucking wild
haven't read it in a while though
can we ban reincarnation slops
some are good some are "reincarnated as a baby"
can my feed stop being filled with chinese 1432 series animes
my wife turned into elementary schooler ahh
is that dude with the big ax the last level in the game demo?
just got the game very new
there's tiers in the game
each boss unlocks the next tier
or you can press "free mode" and play as any tier you want
ahhhh i didnt even check that thank you very much, it sent me to the main menu after so i though that was it
the day they release world trigger 4 is the day all hell in the world breaks loose
i call it
world trigger is mad boring ngl
screw you
it was fun
lwk forgot what was happening in the last series
episodes
free thinkers when Duran Duran Invisible kicks in
Yo why is there like a sound every time i press the slowmo button it didnt do that until now
im questioning my existance right now for playing this..
There's been a sound since arrow time has been a thing, they just changed it like a week after the big update
Ohhh alr thanks
am i cooked
what am i even looking at bruh
one of those swords that are kind of wide in my throat
fun fact
i got decapitated a minute after that
why'd you ask if you're cooked then lol
feel like your question was already answered
ßßß
well said
🐍
@oak oar
what did he post
best not to ask
Hey I got a very random question, anyone here know of any decent architecture games?
wym architecture
House design
how long until i can post willie west?
sounds peak
go to the stat rank channel
Hello
hello
Do you also think half sword is fun
yes
would love more interesting starting weapons tho
and also very historically accurate
I had a feeling people here did not sure why tho
will this game be online mutiplayer?
Will this game release on ps5 as it is now?
Tysm
we need to make a gif that says something like "READ THE FAQ CHANNEL" and it has those 2 dudes pointing at it in the channel list
no problem
its an acronym that stands for Assassin's Creed: Elite Assassins which is a faction in a faction based roblox game (soon to be on steam) called Lionhearts Crusader
what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?
Raw bread

Kid became a fnaf monster
bro i cant seem to figure out willies stupidly stupid eyes
Using render cycle will break his eyes
Yess
It's a way to prevent ppl from ripping models and using it as animation or blender rendering.
bruh
wait but then how does vlad do it
He has more brain cells
i do it because i don't know what i'm doing 
See intelligence
i legit only use blender because it has been sitting on my pc since the dawn of time
vlad how tf do u do ts
fym "trial and error"
were you just fucking around and somehow figured out how to do the eyes correct
no
so ur willie textures just worked first try??
yes
how did you import the textures
i think i figured out why
sneaky ahh
k
vlad
i did it
ok
(i still havent loaded the normal maps yet)
whos her
i dont even know anymore
lol
do i have to beat the baron before i play any of the other ranks again? i wanna fight the bosses again but im scared ill lose all my progress if i do
idk
well you cant fight other bosses
i mean on the like roguelike thing
like if i9 die on one of them i dont have to do the whole abyss thing
like with the baron
aee
also did they buff the ai for that?
oh that I dont know
cow aah cat
put a little salt and pepper on her 4 minutes each side and perfect
Whoa.
Take a bite out of the cig
It will be a great day
once gender bias isnt a thing ♥️
Wear a red flannel top, a pair of jeans as your bottom, go outside at around 7-9 at night, go to a semi-busy street in your area, go under a street light, light your smoke and that should be somewhat cool I guess.
Optionally; wear a sling bag.
Then take off your pants 💯
what happens if you digest nicotine
instead of inhaling it
nothing
you will just feel sick
for a bit
I don't really think you'll suffer anything major? Hell, folk used to chew nicotine/tobacco a whole lot back then.
Hmm, enable secure boot for your System.
no fuck off bye
steroids
Aren't you able to select a server?
What VPN are you using?
just so we are on the same page
Hmm?
vps is not a vpn
Oh fuck me.
Im pretty sure microsoft gives its users a free vpn to use
yeah



