#general-catfish-š±š
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game
also are there sharp sword bite physics
EA is basically a new whole game
like when 2 swords clash they bite into each other
Yes
YESS
so peak
can we do actual full sword fights like in a hema video
Scraping sounds, cloth foley?
instead of 1 parry and 1 riposte
my teamates are dying alot
No idea, I know that most sounds are overhauled and added
I have no idea what you are talking about
i got ready or not
So your playing AI right
You can hear Willie swallow noises, if he gets nervous
yes im at the clinic mission rn
A joke obviously
Not for long
Lets move this over here https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1316481975535669340
is thumb grip being added in ea
the conversation
so u can do stuff like zwerchhau
where u got this
hes a dev
oh alr
have you played the game
most sword fights donāt have that much back and forth
i have but most fights are just
parry then stab
thatās most fights in hema
oh
kinda looks like dequitems haircut
time zones
1984
No. Then it would be NK.
every single match I won by just standing still and poking them. Make them smarter
Barber
so the answer is
dinosaur
came before the egg
oh yea i was wondering if the npcs are learning with fighting
prolly not right
sometimes i felt like something weird was going on with them changing patterns and completely new move i never seen before
Omg omg omg Silly Head hi
Lithuanian who is named John hi
I feel pretty good today
I hope you're having a great day too
I love when I get new streaming platform and watch old movies
And it's not even in 4k
Why do streaming platforms not stream in 4k
Reminds me that I haven't done a lotr marathon
i actually despise whoever came up with this thought experiment
I want to wash them out into the pacific ocean with a giant water hose
I BE HITTING THEM SO HARD MY GAME CRASHES
the blood flowing is what is causing the game to combust itself
OH no i have blood all the way down so im pretty sure its my punches
With gauntlets?
I think the amount of force that you generate with them is so great that the game kills itself
It is a femur breaker, but we're not talking about the machine.
Did i say anything else?
There's nothing else to add in other than "gore not as good anymore"?
Bingo bud
Good context clues
Brotha got sassy with me and dipped
These youngins got no respect
anyone know when they will drop the next update?
q4 paid release
3025
of 2025 im assuming
yes
32nd december 2025
that'd be the first day of January
indeed
so 1st january 2025
year is flying by bro
145 more days
Who wanna play Space Marine 2
Yes
iām trying to complete my last required mission for the survivorās helm
I do not appreciate my patience being tested.

mf this dude is 14?
Why does it looks like some sort of name for artillery
NEW COLD ONES UPLOAD
because itās in german
@spark quartz Wanna play sm2
what a day
budgies :)
Ah i dont have psn anymore, thats where I have sm2

10-27 is the age range!
Finally starting to draw again, it feels nice lol
Thpath marin
Show us.
it looks like deltarune
A very astute observation
thank you my good sir
Aināt no way
what would happen if i blind man approached it
what if someone bought it for their blind kid
š¤Ø
Wasnāt there a scenario where a suicidal man tried to get himself killed by 173 but it refused to
Not out of charity though, more of a āsuffer in your existenceā type of deal
hateful peanut
Peanut is a just real shitty guy tbh
stupid peanut
You should make peanut pay rent
Yes very stupid peanut
peanut butter
Bro she runs the second i move a centimeter like shes about to be killed, I would never even be able to get a hold of her to force rent payment
No eviction
No shot
Tragic
let the force be with you
whats a moffia
Hes in his sassy arc
sassy moth
whats a moth
bug
Please make it your goal to drive silly mod crazy
Please dont make it your goal to drive silly mod crazy
Thats not up to you abusive mod
im gonna look in a mirror and say "silly mod silly mod silly mod"
and instead the muffin man will apear
kettle meet pot
a pear
I donāt mod abuse I deliver justice however i see fit
ranch
i want to say "fuck you"
youre quite literally an evil mad scientist
minus the scientist part
I was literally about to say this please give me time to respond and dont steal my responses
ok my apolocheese
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
womp womp
It sure would Brie a shame if I Swiss cheesed you
Cause Youre a Muenster
How so lmao
you got a different energy today moffia
Happens 
a little bit more spicy, Sriracha type stuff
Okay sure, ignore me. Real classy. Real Gouda.
listen pal
Siracha is tasty lol
im not American cheesing around here
dont white cheddar my path again
Or next time ill have to shredded cheese fiesta blend you
These are just so awful I feel bad now
LMAO
Easter admitting fault is like all the planets aligning
war crime so fun
Take pride
curt
That hit me in the heart
My heart aches now
I donāt think lions live in the same part of the world that I do
Naturally, anyways
you never know
apparently i DONT want to shoot myself into the black hole
I know they naturally live in zoos 
If theyre alive theyre natural cause breathing is natural
Youāre welcome
Trueā¦
so true actually
zoos are a lions natural spawn point
Exactly!
hi
bruh
its a question
thats also not really appropriate for this server š
I just remembered a goofy piece of rage bait I used to employ at a summer camp I used to go to lmao
@subtle rock six planets will align on our birthday twin š¹
daring today
Oh yeah I forget if I told you silly but I got mafia again, and got it to work lol
nice do u like it
The issue was fucking screen resolution lmao
Apparently running it at native was what fucked it up
And yeah, itās good so far!
is that a sword
Canāt say Iām surprised that itās pretty linear so far, but Iām sure itāll open up eventually
And I donāt doubt itāll have like a free roam after the campaign
I heard the campaign is about 12 hours
im a tad bit disappointed, might get it on sale eventually
12 hours is pretty good, no?
compared to rn, ye
are we talking about half sword?
Yeah so youāll talk to him about it but when I ask you which game I should get because Iām torn between mafia and bf6 you give me an āokā
Youre just the worst
Thats you
willie bom billie
Heck no Thats not good
30-40 hours minimum
yes and it doubles as a pollax
polak
sic semper tyrannis
What
polak
You know typically Thats considered an ethnic slur, at least in the states
bah
Make sense
what does ethnic mean
I donāt mean to sound rude but if youāre under 13 Youre not allowed on discord and Thats the idea im starting to get from you
How, what, hahaha,
Maybe Iām just used to older games
I donāt make the rules! It just is
We gotta send a missile out
i thought iād heard that somewhere
No it's not
Maybe it might be
Yes it is beggar! Go beg some more beggar!
I'm busy rn
he begged beggarly
But polak is just male poles in polish language
Busy finally filling out the job application?
Yeah like I said, in the states itās considered an ethnic slur. But again i donāt make the rules so donāt ask me why, it just is
i just never needed to learn any of these fancy words
i donāt make the slurs more like
you should know what the word ethnic means by sixth grade
itās not fancy
Well if U want U can make everything sound like a slur
Basic English btw
but thatās not what weāre talking about so it doesnāt matter
Just use slurs atp
Apparently back in the day when polish people first started immigrating to the states they were seen as ignorant and backwards so they started using polack as a slur. Like most slurs, it was just a word until people started using it in a negative connotation
That's not the school
I'm afraid you're special my friend
How many teachers do you got
Im not sure how to respond
i have never even seen the word "ethnic" before
not enough
How long is the fancy car that takes you to school
Ethnic means likeā¦a group of people, Like if youāre polish your ethnicity isā¦polishā¦German..your ethnicity is German..and so on
Like uh
Cultural
Background
you already explained it good enough with the first msg
I canāt be too sure with you obviously
Lol, well I am not impressed
now youre just being mean smh
Yes Thats me youāre welcome
Sir mean of Easter
You were just waiting for your chance to use this from earlier werenāt you
Greyfacedmean
yes
Do you have a job yet you god damn bum
Blah blah no I canāt cause school blah blah
Nerd ass
9 days pal
I'm expecting presents and a celebration
Iāll put it in my calendar
Obviously not beggars have to fight in the arena for a job.
Yipy
sir moai of easter loves to ignore rule #1
Lol, would be funny
Rules for thee not for me
Does he spamming?
yes!
Ahahhaahahha
im gonna forcefully give you a haircut
Being mean it's not being scroundel
I am upset
Don't be upset
Im glad youāre glad
Iāll request mcwonder to ping everyone in the server to announce your birthday
hell yeah
Bro missed their chance to say āglad to meet you, gladā
I will never forgive you for this
Sam too though
It's also his birthday
Glad to meet you, glad
Glad to meet you glad, im glad
Gladly glad to know, that U too are glad
This is tragic bro ngl. When I was 14 I had already read the collected works of Shakespeare in one sitting on an ayahuasca trip right after 3 concussions in a row and with rainbow strobelights flashing in the broom closet I was in, your school needs to lock in
Gladly glad glad- alright im done with this
Glad to end our gladlius conversation
š”
Who tryna buy me food
Don't be a beggar
too late
Here we go again
guys
Someone get this man his application
Two day
i just found out how to play against naked people in any armor class
I have a desk and that is it basically
Save save save!
so I need money for furniture
Yes
Closed*?
Closet
almost died today. interesting experience.
What the point of bed in closet?
Did U survived?
Some scratches
At least it's not broken
This is genuinely all I need, im a super simple living person
yeah nothing too crazy compared to what else could have happened given i was in rapids. got neck high in them at one point.
yes this is also all I need
But
I am still moving
had to save my brothers from drowning as well.
Because my older sister is moving
to
My brother's room
And my brother is moved to the storage room
Hmm, I think U need him https://youtube.com/shorts/HVxBeifh02c?si=ZKZPX-1gw0bUK3rI
And my little sister is being moved to my room
My older sister basically does not live here
So she getting move to a different room
And I'm getting hers
Because it's wasted space
It's actually the size of my living room
so it's maybe 10x the space of my current room
Which means I can have people over
and my gf not gonna be cramped with me
I'm fine with it but it's not very presentable for more than 1 person
hi ms moai
bro transitioned
Glad to hear it bud, im sure itāll feel good having that much more space to yourself
I am glad that glad is glad to hear
I only use one half of ot
I don't like the extra space
but my parents making me get a full size bed
I have a king size and i regret getting one so fuckin big cause it takes up most of the room, and my room isnāt even that small
Bro if I got a king size bed I would actually start laying explosive charges around my house
I only sleep in my bed
Why does it need to be so damn big
I would say bf6 but I know yo ass ain't gonna play with me š¤
Itās meant for two people 
i forgot the mindflayer explodes when die :p
Well U can also sleep on a floor
I want a bed I can just fold away or smth
To save space
But I have to get a full
This is a very fair assessment, HOWEVER, I may 
because my dad says I have a gf so I need big bed
Dextuh use your la pasión
I didnāt wanna say that cause obvious reason but uh
Probably
Hmm, U can get a mattress that U can hide anywhere U want
Pmo tbh
like I get it and all
roblox powering imagination
But dang
gotta sacrifice so much space
For smth I don't need at all
but benefit maybe other people
if my friends sleep over two or 3 people can fit in bed
This is just life, bud
so that's good
I would
But like I said
Not really up to me
Yeah I see
If it was up to me I would just have a cot or smth
Just have a cat
meow
Tell your parents to get out of your house
hey i found (name) in the game!!!
I know, itās yours
Based grandma
First thing I wanna do
Is invite friends over
cus we gonna have space to play actually
Instead of my room
It's genuinely wicked
Hold on
I'll find the pic
i know
my school sucks in terms of actual education
i dont feel very educated
This my friends from 2023
Becoming more and more common
In my very small room lol
Well, at least your life doesn't, even if it does just unstuck it
Yāall fit just fine 
Who needs to move around
We played on one small monitot
Actual skill issue
Who tryna get me some food tho
Job
I got bills to pay! I can barely afford my own food let alone someone elseās
Itās tough out here
The balls on this guy
talking about little kids balls a sure fire way to get locked up
Shut up dont take it out of context
freakazoid
You know what, now im going to offer anyone whoās willing to buy you food, twice as much money just to not send it to you
im willing to send £500 in food
Bro, I just wanted to buy him 1000$ pizza, but as U wish...

Yeah
yes
I'm glad U know
freddy fazdinner
I prefer strong mustard, that one that U eat U cry
Dijon is made with white wine and is smooth, almost tangy.
Have fun paying rent boy
can i show you something in halfsword?
idk can you? 
Watch Untitled by timidfiggy and millions of other Half Sword videos on Medal. Tags: #halfsword
you have shown me something on halfsword
Rent free
true
The sun is evil for being weak
i keep getting error in the finals how do i fix it
turn off gore
Hey I'm new to this server, i wanted to share a video on youtube of attempts to throw hatchets, is this allowed and how/where would i do this
ty
they are both evil for being alive
They're gonna add that?
Shit sorry bruh
Hey thats me in the screenshot 
Embed fail
need to level up in order to send gifs
i need gif level..
also are amputations easier on the highest gore setting or am i just placeboing myself
you can talk about anything here
yes thatās literally the point of the gore levels
that is the only thing they change
i thought it changed the amount of blood and viscera detail, ty for the info
blood slider changes the blood amounts
other than that they have the exact same anatomy itās just the ease of cleave that is adjusted
awesome
When I played EA on the 6th there were 350k before me
That is wild
absolute on sm2 is genuinely impossible lol
You'd think there'd be more people at like 1 AM on the 9th considering that's when the open beta went live for everyone
hi chat it's almost 3am and i can't sleep vacation is going really well trust
Guess I was just a little too early
Ohhh ok

shingle dingle
Half-sword
any space marine 2 playas
1825 was a wild year
unc
dweeb is in decline
gta 6 is probably going to be delayed to fuckin 2027 if theres going to be another hyper-realistic game releasing
gee willikers
reminds me of the titan
my snake is venomous
why
sold the world
why you sold
i love big boobs
i need money for halfsword
:(
yo
oh shit, ive never seen this ingame before
its like you internally decaped him
broke his neck T-T
i think my version is more fun
my game crashed 4 times in 2 minutes T-T
hi
hi
hi
Make war not love
i learned how to fight in chivalry 2
yo can anyone help with the medal robux thing
what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?
chivalry 2 is peak
dont care for the community
but still peak
Why does nobody know how to update drivers
More late night general chat leaks
In ea what are we going to call the new Willies
welcome to the world of looking through bug report posts in halfcord
Like who just gets a computer and learns nothing about how to use it or how it works
I've really thought about that
there's full on gamers that have been using computers every day for years and have less than basic knowledge on how it works other than how to open the computer and click on a game
js pacman -Syu
We should force all gamers to go to reeducation camps
perchance
Itās mostly just windows gamers though
skill issue
you're the voice actor for "do me no harm but let me live"?
I thought he was just the screaming
no this is just a fan account
what happened to the real kepontrucken
did you throw him to the wolves
good night
wish me luck
seeing people play a different map and some as the bosses how do you do that?
whar
This song came out a year ago, this a re-upload, Itās just me btw no one else is on the song
like here, he's playing as the third boss how
@fallow geyser explain urself
What a friendly myers!!! i hope he doesnāt tombstone me!
literally 1984
discrimination :c
guys how do i fall asleep š
Yesterday someone told me that i looked like scott pilgrim in the street who tf is this guy
Bad or good
Like i typed and all on google but wtf no i dont š
discord why do i need to compress my video this much š
HOLYšš
does anyone knows why tf borderlands 3 weights 200 GIGABYTES
ITS OLDER THAN TEN YEARS
probably
?????
BORDERLANDS 3 WAS FROM 2019????
WHAT
i thought it was like 2023
what the fuck
i call msot things that arent older than me new
or older than i remember them
tf
google says prequel was before bd3 but i remember it coming out after bd3
also one more borderlands which came out after bd3 that i dont remember
Really hoping it goes swell, BL3 is fun but it definitely soured the fans.
most likely textures
why do I feel like getting weaker
I used to be able to do more than 80 situps
but I cant anymore
this doesnt make any sense
gained weight or didnt lift
or didnt move
I just lifted 2 weeks ago
less you move more energy lose
maybe didnt sleep well
Gotta pump those numbers up son, just do a week of counting calories to get an idea of where you're at and how much is in what. train every other day, eat, sleep repeat.
Goat simulator was released 10 years ago
how does this relate
look at the eyeballs
now look at the poop
can you see it?
see IT
find the spindown dice
yes
good job
ok
idk what im tlking about
ok
i have 2 year olds humour
i don't get that game :3
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@cerulean wave sorry for automod muting you, it's a precaution for free steam gift scams.
if yall would kindly go to #photographyš· and give me feedback on my poster its gladly appreciated, im only a beginner so feedback means a lot to me
buh/10
guh
well i dont wanna ruin the poster with like too much watermarks
nanana add transparent stock photo waterwarks going through the entirety of it
ohhh yeah no i dont think anyone would steal a beginners work

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Is he getting tickled
Fish
I sucked him dry
did someone here play kingdom two crowns?
no
Theres a reason they called me "The Vacuum" in College. Nobody is safe from my suck
there IS nothing left
Only atoms remain
and his juice
why didn't you drink the blood too
suck and spit not suck and swallow is the law of the land
Again. Im a great sucker.
but
blood yummy
too many calories
also you might get hiv

you better be silent or your the next one on my suck table
or batteries
Holy crap
Bro's The Sucker
i think he wants to be sucked
Give this man The Sucker role
???
praise the sucker
holy
all hail suckington sucker the great
i am scared of that guy
He's almost as worse as The Throngler
He throngled
It's sword
Sword names The Throngler
what
quiet
background filter
i hate you
another victim of the lord of the suck
yes š
how do you turn willie into paste
my powerful suck
Sounds like a college girls nickname
He's right behind me isn't he?
he despawns adter a while
yeah looks a lot like those cheap plastic led drawing whatevertheyrecalled
drawing toys
we had something similar as kids, where you scratch off coating and it reveals colorful paper/cardboard underneath
love it.
Yeah idk what exactly it was, some pad with a pen thing that could be erased by pressing a button
yeah that thing i used to have
Who want to make a game together
Thats it right there
woah. thanks for the inspiration
why so many fatal errors
does this count as gore?
i dond think so
Banned reported doxxed blocked ignored ip banned zipcode banned nation banned.
would u rather live in canada, usa or australia
nation banned???
so like
you're banned from the country?
deported
is this real
So, ip ban means you cant make an account under that same ip ever.
Now nobody within the nation can make a new account.
@sly obsidian
Why is grok here
my 1 year old nephew was using one of these yesterday
He is a better artist than i
is it the hot grok?
when relase date
it is!! 
quick question about ip bans
Early Access is coming Q4 of this year! So, October to December time
thank you
what if some DUMBASS gets ip banned thats near me
and I want to play a game that they got ip banned
would I also be banned
No problem! Make sure to wishlist for it! It helps a ton!



