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yeah the champ skin is rad but I dont play bulwark
yeah he's pretty good
yeee
I've seen lol
what do yall think of my dragonslayer
looks fun
only took saber a year..
better late than never, I suppose
oop darktide match went through
I'll be back in a bit
does it move like the baron pole?
GUYS I FINALLY, GOT MY PHONE NUMBER OFF OF MY OLD ACCOUNT AND CAN TALK IN THIS SERVER THIS IS PEAK
yah
I thought weight or length matters
never ever ever let blueberry see this
why
yes
youll find out
hi ms moai
Boys
i just blocked a sword using my pommel
its hard to enjoy playing videogames when i suck at them
the grappler is so fucking cool
does half sword have a cursor or a cursor mod yet?
should i switch my pfp to clippy
holy carp it works with controller now?
howd u get that workin
Literally didn’t do anything, just connected a controller to my pc and went in to the game
You still have to use your keyboard whenever you win or are in the menu
o sweet so the game works w controller now ish
Yeah it’s definitely not supposed to, because the sensitivity is crazy high and you can’t lower it but honestly it’s so much better than using the mouse
Stabbing is super easy with it and the fluidity and control you get it awesome
i cant remember a time it hasnt
I mean you can’t use any of the menu and there’s no options for sensitivity
If Einstein was so smart
bad joke
It's a fighting game not a sensitivity game. Checkmart.
Why did he not leave some tricky clues for us to follow for some ultimate realization?
Bro what? I’m talking about how fast your camera moves like mouse sensitivity but there is none for controller
I don't think it was supposed to be a joke Mr humor police
Checkmart.
I’m not online enough to understand this
I didnt know this but there’s actually community templates for the controller to make it work better on half sword
It’s all on steam
im back?! how?!
my will
Labubu matcha dubai chocolate latte
Straight Will mounting Ardent Desire lancing through Despise the Cruel, whose
"...harness was covered
from top to bottom with iron spikes
and was said that forged
it was in the pit of hell."
Combat de Franc Vouloir (Straight Will) et de Dépit Cruel (Despise the Cruel), Le
Champion des Dames, France (Arras), 1451, Paris, BnF,
Ms. Franç. 12476, fol. 9v
Yoo ik this place
..france?
I live near arras
neat
Its like 1h in car
i want food
what is the context of this?
is this mythology
or like
the medieval equivalent of playing characters at a joust?
the oddest thing that has happened today, was that i almost killed my own mother with a normal hug.
ste
spiky boy from c.1500 Eyb Kriegsbuch (MS B.26)
it's an allegory
between Frank Will and Cruel Spite
i need tips
CHECK OUT MY 2nd CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC47N_pqswltG_xh779Ebjxg
VLOGS/CHALLENGES etc. WITH MY GIRLFRIEND (Swedish)
I'm coming out of my cage
And I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta gotta be down
Because I want it all
It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like this
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I'm fall...
I think.
where do I play
download it on steam
open beta just went live for everyone
is it free?
from august 9-10 and 16-17
oh ok
no fucking shit its free bruh
although it is EA
so
wat game
battlefield 6
they should have after 5
honestly
2042 isnt even that bad nowadays
and battlefield 6 is supposed to be promising
at least in the open beta so far
they kinda went back to earlier battlefield titles
with pretty good destruction mechanics
im in
finally
Literally every battlefield
shit ass poop launch
Then like 6 month later when nobody plays anymore they fix it up and make it great
honestly that only started with BFV
na
quite literally
hardline and 1 had some rough launches iirc
Battlefield 1 opened to a positive reception
hardline
i mean
I can't say anything about that since no one remembers that shit
Reception yeah
Game was rough
Bro what
hardline was so goated
on baby
you're confusing 4 and 1
bru
Bro yes
Fucking couch
Lmfao
Am not
4 had a rocky start, 1 was pretty smooth
also
since it was released on steam in 2020
its gained popularity
not to mention
on release
battlefield 1 was praised for having a decent launch
as, compared to battlefield 4, it was more polished
bf6 has good potential
infamously, battlefield 4 was incredibly buggy on release
it's kinda like a return to form for the battlefield series
Hi
going back to a setting and mechanics a lot like 4
I'm probably the minority, but as a decently casual gamer, and getting into battlefield 2042 a couple years after its launch, I've had a decent time with it
thats because everyone left it
so its probably liminal, compared to what it was in release
that why some people liked it
17k in August of 2022, 13k (so far) as of August 2025
still honestly enjoy bf1 miles better
getting the peacekeeper was a slog though
everything at the start is just amazing
literally
most of the games peak was its starting point
from 1 to 2 games
then it starts to become filth
like the world 😭
i got to the end thing, what is "the ultimate challenge"
its like the abyss
whats going to happen in 12 hours
you gonna have to fight the baron dawg
gl
Contra 2

how the hell do people use keyboards without a numpad
it's so uncomfortable
like bro what is this
i have 60% keyboard
looking ass
i dont even have F keys bruh
sorry for your loss
nah i love this keyboard
what is that
ill do it
and ill do it better if u help me locate willies mesh

(SKIN mesh)
are you going to try remodel willie's model
no haha
i js wanna know where it is
then what are you going to do
do you guys think they'll add frostbite to the mountain top map
is this battlefield 6
1
Why the fuck did the game decide to erase EVRYTHING I had
It baffles me some people are just like this 24/7 lol
who the fuck uses numpad
I do
I hope it all comes back
numpad is useful
if you're playing a gta game and you're in a helicopter
is that like a single use case
mayhaps
only time i ever used numpad is to bind stuff in csgo and get a new record in votv server fixer
speaking of csgo am i insane for having half of my keyboard being random text memes
and also aliasing tons of commands
i only use numpad for numbers
i swear my config was a frankenstein
the top layer of numbers is used by psychopaths
9+10=21
there is no equal sign
how many fingers do u use to type
are you 5 fingers on each hand guy
how do you do that
its legit harder than using 2 fingers
I have been a computer kid since I was 5
I know where the keys are
me too
i use 2 on left and 1 on right
using 5 is pure torture
i think of what finger i should use rather than where keys are
why?
fym why its just that way
a lot of common keys require pinkie
I dont reallly care what fingers I use
how do you use pinkie
Its just that if I type I type
you move it
its hard!!
yes
yes
what the fuck is wrong with you two
whats wrong with using the pinkie
freaking diabolical
just because its small
doesnt mean its useless
pinkie is the only reason you have grip strengt
Bro lost the monkey gene
other than that literally how od you use it
i can use escape, tab ctrl, shift, caps or win key with pinkie
it's literally right under the finger just move it up and down
ok i tried 5 fingers
i take back what i said if i get used its quite good
last time i tried it was absolute torture
pet
though i'll prolly switch to dvorak before that happens
not having to reach for e and a made life so easier when i tried it for a legit minute
pallas cat
look at my cool spiky stick
fatass cat
its a Manul its meant to be like that to keep warm in siberian frost
if not friend why friend shaped
i also know they sillily warm up their paws
what weapon should i mod into half sword
Some weird ass african sword
1 sec
already made one
polish?!?!!!
i thought those are cossacks
Hard to distinguish between slavs
characters from fictional historical novel set in 17th century poland
one is polish one polish/lithuanian
Just like Taras Bulba
who
sex
white shirt guy is Andrzej Kmicic (portrayed by Daniel Olbrychski in the film)
Taras Bulba: I brought you into this world and I can take you out
Famous quote
Spelling nightmare
nobleman who finds himself on the wrong side of the political conflict after killing someone during a feud and having to swear allegiance to save his ass
skill issue
Olbrychski
literally skill issue
im not german but i think ni-che
u rusisan?
Nah could be worse
Im kinda afraid of treaty with North Korea
y'know
too far from Western stuff
the possibility of having to help them in the next 50 years 💀
hussah
if WHAT discord huh

good morning lad
wth
if anybody ever tells me to Labuview something again, scorched fucking earth I tell ya
😂
Perhaps the internet has ruined my brain.
I'm running around the BF6 playtest yelling "I need more boolets"
French SAS
i saw a tiktok the other day that said "labubu this, labubu that, nah. Show me your laboobies"
okay that one is pretty funny
I wish i liked it or favorited it or something it was funny asf
it gets the pass from me
after all, I am the harbinger of what is deemed funny and unfunny
Hi cat, from fish
Woke up early because I decided to crack the seal on my 12 year aged whiskey last night, subsequently passed out on the couch at 10 pm
my game keeps crashing
Hey there! When it it crashing? Upon startup? Or on the ultimate challenge?
or elsewhere
it was crashing all the way throouigh the ranks
and now every l;ike 10 mins at the final rank
alrighty, do me a favour and check your game settings.
Are you running on Dx12 or dx11?
11
also, if you're doing the ultimate challenge— disable blood for now. Common issue with crashing during the ultimate challenge
okay
Hmmm, try dx12 and restart the game, let me know what happens
ok
Make sure the graphics aren't set to cinematic too
That might crash your entire PC if you enable dx12 with cinematic on lol
That may be it haha
Cinematic graphics are a bit of a tossup, it's a software used to take video and photos in unreal engine, it's not optimized for gaming
If it crashes upon startup, let me know
Easy fix
nope they were on epic
That should be fine usually
okay give me some time ill let you klnow if it crashes again
Sounds good boss

damn :/ it is possibly something else causing it then. Two things, check your game drivers to see if they need updated, same with your PC itself.
after that, can you tell me what kinda specs you have?
idk how to update my drivers im vry new to pc
those are honestly better specs than my PC haha, so there's gotta be some sort of fix available.
You should have the Nvidia app on your pc for your drivers
Nvidia or GeForce app, I forget which is the one to update drivers
control panel
You wanna update drivers through said app, Nvidia (since you have a GeForce graphics card)
I think so, yeah
Open the Nvidia app for it
GeForce is Nvidia
here's their website if you need the official app for whatever reason
Go to the main page, it doesn't say anything at the top?
its control panel
says file edit desktop on top
Oh, not through control panel, open the app itself
there should be a page you can view that should tell you if you're up to date or have drivers to be installed, at the top of the page
i dont have the app
that's strange, you definitely should buy default if you have a GeForce graphics card. Definitely follow the above link I sent and get that, you're gonna want it
Anytime your computer starts choking up or having weird issues with games, it's worth checking if your drivers need updated through said app.
I usually always can tell when my drivers need updated, cause my games will start to freeze and cut out audio and visuals
nivea crem
what the hell man
oh wait
i just realised
im probably supposed to light the torches one at a time
:3
BF6 nailed HDR, its TOO BIGHT
except the UI in HDR needs fix. risk in burn in
ok no BF6 for me today
cant they like magically generate MP servers. like its not that diffifult giys
why can i not get into the game i cant select gruesome gentle or grotesque
im spamming it and it doesnt do anything
Delete all files relating to Half Sword existing in your local files. Be sure to back up your screenshots folder if you took any!
Uninstall the Half Sword demo via Steam
Right click on Half Sword Demo in you steam library Manage>Uninstall
IMPORTANT
Press WIN+R then type %localappdata% hit Enter
Now Navigate to and Delete the HalfswordUE5 folder.
Finally, reinstall Half Sword Demo.
Please note Appdata is a hidden folder by default and you need to enable show hidden items in the file explorer.
Do this
i reinstalled
thats evil haha
why is willies heart at the centre of his body
"ARBIETSSPEICHER KRANKENHAUSSS"
its in the middle
2/3 to the left
1/3 to the right
but still in the center
not fully
but its there
so its atleast a litlle accurate
it is LITERALLY in the centre
wanna see a spoiler
who up ragging they muffin rn
why is that cat so chunky
do you?
good one. Lol
is that a funky gore settings or lghdtv propaganda
Gay willeh 
Mr. Dragon hi

god dayum
my gpu wants to commit seppuku but the game looks so amazing and the music is just so good everywhere
art
that's you duh
what does that mean
yall rate the selfie
Wait till you hear about the Speicherzusammensetzung
THANK YOU!!
OH MY god
you got back into peak
or was it another guy i talked about
idk
i do not have the brainpower to remember
ya mean mansion?
yeah
min max the child
@mighty badger did you say you play ready or not before
i wanna put monaco in my squad later
i haven't yet
i plan on buying ron in december if it gets cheap
i'll let you know that monoco only shows up a WHILE later
ye ik act 2
i noticed, its almost double the cost on steam for me
yeah i saw the price on epic games last second before buying so im relieved
btw totally reliable service is going to be free this week on epic
i think its august 14
oh yeah i know that game
i remember playing the demo or something for free
i also got games like gta and sifu in the free weekly
oh yeah i also got sifu, good stuff
i also got dead island 2 this year
its good that they dont put only small games or indies
they also throw in some AAA's sometimes
nice photography there
thank you Fencer :D
i was playing some sorta dead island
but its very meh
it is fun but kinda bland it feels, idk why i stopped playing it
i didnt fw the vibe so i didnt even install it, but a free game is a free game
Er
kurwa
i think i get the baguette costume from it
but that shit oneshots me kke
first move : mime protects itself
second move : mime laughs in my face as i dont do dmg to it
third move: discombobulation
basically how it goes
time the parries, you will only win this fight if you get a shit ton of counter attacks
Guns in half sword
my dad restored this sword now I can just kill people irl instead of playing Half Sword 🥳
that is a sleek pretty amazing cool looking sword
used to belong to my uncle but he didnt use it anymore and it was extremely rusty so he gave it to me
Its pretty heavy though almost 2kg
sharps are illegal where im from
its not sharp
o
not me buying sharps from shopee
god bless the chinese
make it
i fucking hate pugs oml
I mean he could've sharpened it but then Id never be able to take it anywhere or practice with it outside and I do want to get into Hema
i killed the big bourgeon riught next to it
in one try, the mime has so much more hp and dmg
didnt know these mfs actually exist
marché
clanker🥀
is billy flowers french
no
they are meant to be a pain the ass
Thats my biggest nightmare
i will not edit the message
imagine waking up and BAM eiffel tower
what the fuck even is that
fucking clankers are replacing our cats
@lavish blade 👂

🥀
it started rolling around the place when i left
dont tey server you food
I love ai I love robots I love robots replacing humans
i mean there were drinks and stuff on it
you can see plates in that image
how about we replace you
i think its just drinks
moai my love
Robots aren’t REAL !
Your replacement might decide to replace me but till then you’ll be replaced
dude mods are the only people preventing people from spamming bypassed n words
moai basically already got replaced
They’re like skeletons and spiders, they’re just made up to SCARE people!!!
automod
mantic is still there
n
you dont have a skeleton?
hes a mod
No. Skeletons are scary. 
let the sarcophagus be closed once and for all
anyway chrome334 weapon pack 4 out when
the ninth plague of egypt must be sealed
Literally everyone here would feel a gaping hole in their heart as they weep
debatable
stfu let me lie
idk bro you tell me
i would not live if moai left
Im deleting this message
Pop off, queen!
Rali Rali Rali Rali omg omg hi
moai name me billy flowers
shitstorm whats that in your name
Idk
cambodia is disappointed
Ts pmo vro

what is it
idk
idfk
i just dont know how to reply
fine i admit it
same
im using a skinny filter
is that you or are you just pulling shit from an instagram account
no its me
home
uhh
oh portuguese?
i live in portugal yes
your grand grand grand grandpa shot my grand grand grand grandpa :(
you brazillian c?
waise fuder
KLDJHNAKLWDNLKSJDWKLAJDWLJKSDAW
come get it c
im coming there
im gonna colonise you
swimming
bro you already done it😭
again
i fear what would have become of us had we been under france's control
hell 2
remastered
in a tropical country hot as fuck
this server has never seen me without a filter
we need you in that filter
where did you come from
thats peter griffin
no thats me
hello peter griffin
half sword
the abys
Why not add a female NPC to the game guys
🤔
Women didn’t really fight and they rarely did in the games time period so, no reason to really add them
Shut up negan 😡
As playable or fightable

Banned for life x3
Bro is getting banned for life
He’s threatening you dawg
get em moai
I am pretty sure
abuse them moai
Yeah he's my freind

This comes across as me doing the x3 face but I meant it as times 3 and now I regret how I wrote it
banned for life
i have no idea why they added negan in tekken 7 but it exists
thats a whole lot of negan gifs
my friends are terrified of this gif
im the owner in most gcs
when i send it i ban everyone
this is real btw
i wonder if negan plays with it
human baseball is quite fun
My favorite game
sure
the ball is way heavier though
wdym
Ask Glenn and Abraham I'm sure they enjoyed it
arent the balls tiny
The Orb.
not when its a human head
@lost palm
not the ball im talking about
uh
Wrong one
the fuck
why
All my gifs are blurred out rn due to low internet
not a single thought behind those eyes
sure thing buddy
what about murder
half sword devs
heh sword in willie heh
everyone in this chat is on something
whats up billy flowers
yo
gro w up
dude
im on caffeine zyns im faded
i am on seat
he should like, date graham
I'm on a weed pen rn
graham cracker
thinking about trying ketamine
be not afraid
oh! i can be ur gf!¬
heres how i look
thats graham, silly
did you pet him
it ran away
a lot of stuff
flip
i hope when machines take over kerfur freaking jumps on you
i also hope so
Gormpy hi
ship nam gloompy
Alr Billy I'll try it
what
Did you get mod abused by Silly Head
no clue
Femt
i meowed and it was already like that
I was mod abused by Silly Head
me too i guess
Perhaps it was Silly Head
all the mods love me
so proud of silly
Tyrannical Head
Mods mute him

i hate this
i hate you
hate
HATE
LET ME TELL YOU
nobody hates me
THERE ARE 5 NEURONS IN MY BRAIN
IF HATE WAS ENGRAINED ON EACH NANO ANGSTROM OF THESE SINGULAR UNITS OF NEURONS IT WOULD EQUAL ONE HUNDRED PERCENT OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU AT THIS MICRO INSTANT
Is that you
@pearl coral did warhammers historically have really WIDE handles??
Rali has tragically passed away...
bali bali bali omg omg hi
She's dead, we have to move on
rali is dead bali isnt
hi
screw you
aw man
half sword bodies are being erased
rest in peace
when will ts release

cast fireball
Feruhbewl
Feirbel
a scottish be like - FurrehBeuwel
indian probably sounds amazing
cast fireball - hello madam there is virus in your computer we need 50€ to provide antivirus
ok wtf u have to explainm this
is this like
a personification of virtue defeating a personification of evil
is that why he looks like the evil guy from the king arthur movie
the one with merlin
holy damn i cant even play this mage arena
i went into a game and so many people were speaking fire ball and i caught the hardest laugh attack ive had in months
when I'm pretty sure someone is playing with lower player damage but I cant prove it
Wsg gloopy
Do NOT redeeeemmmmm
here is a map of all the stars discovered
weird ahh police firework

idk
a bit wider than swords but not really wide
significantly less room for you to hold it with various grips like a sword
Gotchas gotchas
I always see the really weird ones with the FATE hilt
show me if you have any pics on hand
Yuh
are hair physics simulated
Can I give Willie a haircut with a sword
Willie when he used eggs to condition his hair
Yuh
Thats literally just Sam
Sword bind?


